#and i wish it was reaaal

[tinylilemrys]

I fucking love collectively creating stuff with people on Discord. Where else are you going to learn on a Friday morning that Ted and Beard were in a discount food-based knockoff of Power Rangers in the 90s called "Nutrition Ninjas" with Lucy Liu and that Trent was obsessed with the show in his younger years because he had a huge crush on Ted's character, Brock Lee? This is my favourite show now.

[chaotictomtom]

brutalmoose cranking it in last video!!!!! real!!!!

[elsweetheart]

More of coworker!Ellie please! I am a waitress and costumers can be so rude sometimes… that one you just posted literally made me cry, wishing I had an Ellie to defend me and cheer me up :(

If you don’t want to it’s fine tho, don’t worry <3

nooo don’t cry!!!!!!!! i used to be a waitress n i know the struggles trust me !!! (lovingly throws these coworker!ellie hcs your way)

• so you’re a waitress, and ellie is a host and occasionally a bartender. those are her paid jobs. however, she ends up somehow being a security guard every single time a rude customer shows up. okay, maybe just your own personal security guard.

• the other waitresses can handle their business, and of course you can too — but she can see how frightened and upset you get every time a customer raises their voice at you and she cannot just stand there. instantly, she’s sliding infront of your body with a glare, flagging down security with her free hand. “out. this isn’t the kinda place you can direspect the waitresses, so respectfully— uh, bye.” she nods to the exit.

• she wants to tell them to get the fuck out. wants to tell them that if they ever raise their voice at you again it’ll be the last time they ever speak. but, she likes her job. she likes being able to keep an eye on you and protect you.

• if it’s not clear, she’s like — in love with you.

• always getting distracted by how pretty you look flouncing around, smiling at your usuals. she even thinks you look adorable when the place gets busy and you get that little stressed pout on your face, running back and fourth to the kitchen with your little notepad.

• purposely takes her breaks at the same time as you so the two of you can hang out, gossiping about customers (and your other coworkers tbh cos working at a restaurant there’s always gonna be drama.)

• like i mentioned before, always bringing u to the back room when she sees u get upset because of a customer / your mean boss and calms u down. “hey, hey, hey. eyes on me, babe. you’re doing good out there, okay? i know it’s hard. you’re doing so good. don’t let ‘em see you cry, yeah? those assholes don’t deserve to know that they got to you.” whilst she’s holding your face keeping ur big teary eyes on hers :(

• she knows ur rota off by heart bc she schedules to work on all the days u do 🤭 and if u don’t show up to ur shift or take a sick day or something she’s instantly texting u like ‘Where are you????’ and she’s just like ughhhhh bc working shifts without u is soooo long and boring !!!!

• always dropping by u and making u laugh if she can see u getting a little stressed. you’d be wiping up a table and she’d just walk behind you and quietly go “hey. table 53 looks like mr incredible. bye.” and walk away leaving u giggling 😭

• if it’s busy, and hard to get around eachother around the restaurant floor, she’ll do that thing where she has to get past behind u and will put her hands on your hips / waist and basically press herself against u like “‘scuse me.” in her low drawl and she doesn’t know what she’s doing when she does it, she’s just used to doing it to make sure u don’t back into her but it always makes ur heart beat reaaal fast :))))

• loads of ur co workers already think you’re dating, or secretly dating, or whatever. they see right through the whole ‘just friends’ thing, constantly trying to encourage the other one to ask eachother out !!!!!

• doing a closing shift with her on a pretty empty night, her shift ended a few hours ago but she stays with u, sitting at a table as u chat to her, sweeping up around u and occasionally tending to the few random lone tables of people having a late night meal. she loves to just sit n watch u :(

• sometimes she even offers to drive u to work / pick u up. “ellie are you sure? that seems like a lot of effort…”

“nah, don’t even worry ‘bout it. it’s on the way, so i might aswell, ya know?”

• it’s definitely not on the way during her route, but she’ll take the extra ten minute detour anyday just to see you smiling n looking pretty in her passenger seat <333

[merakiui]

death row undertow - relationship with reader chart! (+ character voice lines)

ᴀᴢᴜʟ ᴀꜱʜᴇɴɢʀᴏᴛᴛᴏ ⤷ about (name)

what do you wish to know? i'm afraid personal information will cost you... i'm merely joking. of course i'd never do such a thing! you wound me with your accusatory glare! ah, you'd like to know our connection, is that it? it's far too complicated to put into a few mere words. but i suppose, if i were to describe it, we're akin to oil and water. we shouldn't mix and yet we do.

ᴊᴀᴅᴇ ʟᴇᴇᴄʜ ⤷ about (name)

yes, i'm familiar with her. we were coworkers at one point, and i often joined her for morning exercise. she's quite lively. there's never a dull moment when she's around.

ꜰʟᴏʏᴅ ʟᴇᴇᴄʜ ⤷ about (name)

you're talkin' about azul's funny friend, right? she used to work at his club, but he totally kicked her out after the incident. ooh, you're curious, ain'tcha? well, can't tell ya more than that! signed an nda and everythin'. azul was reaaal determined to clean up the mess she made.

ʀɪᴅᴅʟᴇ ʀᴏꜱᴇʜᴇᴀʀᴛꜱ ⤷ about (name)

(name)? what about her? oh, you're inquiring about our history? we...grew up together, you could say. she and her mother would often visit my home. she was quite brash during our first meeting; my own mother was furious for days, but that never deterred (name). she's hopelessly stubborn.

ᴄᴀᴛᴇʀ ᴅɪᴀᴍᴏɴᴅ ⤷ about (name)

we're totes besties 4 lyfe!!! she's stuck with cay-cay until his final day-day lol! tbh, i'm kinda jealous riddle's known her since childhood. ...what? don't look at me like that! i'm not saying i wanna swap places with him or anything. i just wish... anyways, (name) and i go way back. you should ask her for the story! she tells it best. oh, but no promises she'll actually let ya know! she's just full of secrets. it's one of her charm points. super cute, yeah?

[pinkyjulien]

Yknow what my gay ass wishes for in a Bioware game? A sad tragic middle aged man to hold hand and kiss and comfort 😫🤌

I WISH we could've romanced either Cullen or Blackwall as male inky cause MAAAN THOSE ARE MY SHIT FOR REAAAL I'm jgjfjg I'm weak!! I have a type-- let lavellan cup these mens faces and tell them its gonna be ok smh

Not that I don't like Zevran or Dorian, they just don't hit the same yknow, bi disaster tm and flamboyant sassy gay types aren't what I'm draw to 👁

[stringsnwires]

Also, I feel like you’d have strong opinions about legos. Discuss, if you wish.

Sure, I have some opinions. I had me a few sets as a boy, but I never did nothin' by the book. Which was kinda stupid. That's the whole appeal. But I liked it better to tinker with them n my own mechanics.

The only thing that I have to say that matters is that those things are a work of geniuses. Lookie:

LEGOs ain't been changed in the 40 sumn years they been around. All have been made with CA (Cellulose Acetate), and were recently changed to ABS (Acrylonitrile Butadiene Styrene) for the foreseeable future. They changed from something that was easy to deform to a damn near impenetrable little brick toy. I mean, don't set one under a hydraulic press or nun, but for a kid? That feller can pass that set down to his boy and the boy after him and it ain't gonna be changed.

So, not only have they found the ultimate material for strength, but also an excellent one for molding. They heat ABS up reaaal hot, then inject it into these into these precision-engineered molds under high pressure to get all them crevices. N when I say precision-engineered, I mean it to the extreme. The tolerance ain't more than 5 measly microns. For a toy? That's no error at all. They're identical! They're cooled all rapidly to maximize efficiency. Won't crack or nothin. I'm talkin' seconds!

They're also recycled to make more bricks when them or their smart 'bots detect an anomaly.

I don't know how they color em real well. But it's all precise n accurate n seamless.

Y'all know that click when y'all put em together? Intentional. It ain't no LEGO brick without it. Hooo. Them's are perfect little things. Only thing I'd wanna be a boy for again.

Maybe y'all already knew all that.

[gctchell]

What's a popular fandom interpretation of any of your muses that you tend to dislike the most?

I feel like this could get me crucified for answering, considering who I got. Gonna keep it reaaal simple.

Lilith: That she's a bad wife and mom. The sheer amount of misogyny I've seen fly her way down to wishing for her death over Lucifer has been sickening. Charlie and Lilith have the same care and hope for the Sinners. Charlie loves her mother and calls her for comfort in the Pilot (which is still considered canon). The portraits portray that happiness and affection that the entire family had for one another and people treat this woman like she treated her family downright terrible due to one scene with zero lines from the woman.

I do understand that the scene is questionable, but we thought Lucifer was going to be a villain to Charlie and look how he turned out.

"How could Lilith leave Lucifer?" They were together for eons. I fully believe they separated (not divorced) over the Extermination ordeal and at this point, nothing else. For years prior to the series premiered, they were a very sappy, cheesy, and lovey dovey romance, one that Vivzie herself supported and once drew with Moulin Rouge's "Come What May" . This was their original intended relationship.

This is the one thing we know that they clashed on and that is it at the moment. Lilith canonically opposes the Exterminations (a detail I know people miss because it is suuubtle as Hell, but she does - she has RESIST THEM posters in the background of the Pilot and Heaven (or someone else) is trying to cover them up with 'MANDATORY EXTERMINATION' posters).

Throw this together with the fact Charlie in Episode 1 talks about how Lilith cares for the Sinners like she does and how she empowered demonkind with her voice.. This is the one thing that L&L clash on, and given that Lucifer is now on board for redeeming Sinners and helping ease the pain of the Extermination, I do think they have a chance to mend and come back together. "More than Anything" Pt3 lol.

Stella: Given who she is in canon, I won't go into this much at all. I don't condone that woman, I'm writing her from the scraps of S1 we had and what a chunk of us imagined she was going to be (a woman cheated on and furious about it), this is just spoken on something I see people overlook.

If you hate a character, you don't need to make up facts to make them more hateful, you got everything at your disposal that make them dis-likeable. Having headcanons is one thing, treating them as canon is another.

Stella didn't want to have sex with Stolas, she made that clear - they were both babies forced to get married, and Stella was still a teenager when she had Octavia. She was a baby forced to have a baby for the continuation of the Ars Goetia bloodline, the duty of procuring an heir fell onto both Stolas and herself, this was not a one-person job, they both understood the assignment. It's rotten and neither of them should have had to go through with that, and that's a dark side of the Ars Goetia monarchy that could be compiled for the way their system works down the line.

Niffty: Treating this woman like a literal child because she's short lol. This is a full blown woman with a passion for BDSM.

[askthesawyers]

Otis huffed. "You showed me..like one song. Think it was take your pick?" He mumbled "..they sound..pretty cool." He shrugged, hanging up the record.

He made sure it was upright before huffing, turning and crawling back onto the bed. "Your brother ruins everything. Yknow that?" He grumbled

*Chop instantly latched onto Otis, shoving his face into his chest and taking a niiiiceee long s n i f f, then he giggled, finally replying* "yeaa.. yer right.. wish he wouldn't do that and all. reaaal annoyin'"

*He answered in a bothered tone before shoving his face back into the other's chest.. sniffing again*

"god ya smell like shiiiiitt..~"

[twilightmalachite]

Altered - Angels and Devils 14

Author: Akira

Characters: Rei, Shu, Eichi, Tsumugi

Translator: Mika Enstars

"Ahaha! I’ve been blatantly rejected! I wonder why~? Do they not like me ‘cuz I’m bein’ too annoyin’?"

Season: Spring

Location: Yumenosaki Hallway

⚠️ This is an import from a unproofed Twitter Livetweet!

At the same time, in front of Yumenosaki Academy’s Handicrafts Club room…

Rei: Ah! Hello, Tsumugi~?

It’s me, Sakuma Rei-chan! How’re ya doin’~?

I’m reaaal sorry! I did my best and askin’ all of the Five Eccentrics if they could perform with ya, y’see~?

Most of them completely ignored me, full-stop! Just as I figured~. I’ve never been rejected like this before, so I’m a lil’ bummed!

Ahahaha! I’m happy to finally experience somethin’ new, though! ♪

Shu: ……

Rei: Ah! Hold on a sec! I spotted one of the Five Eccentrics just now! That guy sure holed himself up for a long time~, he wouldn’t even show his face!

Hey~! Itsuki-kun! It’s me, Sakuma Rei, and—

Shu: …Tch…

Rei: Alright! He clicked his tongue and left! Didn’t even hold a conversation with me!

What’s this sign, though? “Five Eccentric, Do Not Enter?”

Ahaha! I’ve been blatantly rejected! I wonder why~? Do they not like me ‘cuz I’m bein’ too annoyin’?

That guy’s an extreme case, but all the other Five Eccentrics are all the same, y’know~? They’re either gettin’ ready for their next play, or some sort of ceremony over at their parent’s house…

They’re all sayin’ no for self-serving reasons, nothin’ I say gets to them at all~♪

The little one of the Five Eccentrics, Sakasaki-kun, was willin’ to hear me out, though—

He started sayin’ things like “I have a bad premonition” while strokin’ a crystal ball or somethin’ like some fortune teller.

He refused to join the performance, sayin’ something like “It’s obviously a trap, so might as well ignore it”.

But I think that even if it is a trap, why not have fun with it?

But I guess Sakasaki-kun’s still a kid, so his pride won’t allow him to get caught up in one.

I think that failure and defeat are necessities though. If anythin’, they’re the beauty of life!

Anyways! Anyone is completely unapproachable! So we can’t join your performance!

Oh, me? Sorry, sorry, actually, I can’t either! Can’t join ya on stage!

I know I spoke bad ’bout the other five Eccentrics, but I got a job to do overseas! Nothin’ I can do ’bout it!

I mostly just do international activities, so local stuff’s less of a priority.

So I can’t refuse if they call me over, well, not that I’d want to.

Sooo yeah, sorry! Basically, none of the Five Eccentrics will be joinin’ your performance!

I mean, that’s fine, right? It’s not like we signed any contracts or anythin’, just a verbal agreement, y’know? Well, I guess that might still be legally binding.

A shame then, not a single one of us cares about those kinds of laws! Ahahahahaha! ☆

Right, right yeah! That’s why I’m sayin’, it’s my bad? I’ll make this up to ya someday!

Mhm mhm, give Tenshouin-kun my regards too!

—It’s just not the right time yet, is all.

Location: Yumenosaki Academy Auditorium (LIVE)

Eichi: ……

Tsumugi: …So, that’s how things turned out…

Eichi: This is unexpected indeed. I really didn’t think that none of the Five Eccentrics would show up.

I had it planned so we’d profit whether we win or lose, but not if there’s not even a match in the first place.

I see, I see, hm… Alright, this changes things…

They, the Five Eccentrics, have easily surpassed my expectations.

I’d thought I knew what I was doing all this time, but I suppose my understanding was poor.

Was I foolish to think I could move them as I wish in the first place, I wonder?

Tsumugi: W-What are we going to do? With all our guests absent, there’s nobody here to participate… Should we continue our debut live as planned?

Eichi: I’m not sure. There’s no reason for it anymore.

Eichi: It may not be profitable, but it’ll count as experience. We’ve already advertised and attracted customers. It’s not smart to overturn something with money and people involved at your own convenience.

Let’s at least try to play the part.

Unlike the Five Eccentrics, who flaked their performance at the last moment for selfish reasons, we, fine, will finish the job properly…

There’s merit in letting the world around you know that you are a proper idol.

With that in mind, let's give it our all.

Unlike God, who has been omnipotent and omniscient since the beginning, our strength lies in our ability to grow through hard work and experience.

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[wolftattoo]

i wish everyone would just understand that reality tv is a genre like scifi is a genre its not reaaal . the world wold be a better place

[sucker-for-minyard]

I'm rereading the series again (since it is currently being published in Brazil) so I'm being consumed (again) by a blind rage against Riko. English is not my first language so bear with me please :')

He's been on my mind these days and thinking about what to draw just made me want to talk about him. It's been a couple months since i last read TRK or TKM so my memories aren't as fresh, but despite that i still feel the same;;;; frustration whenever he is mentioned

Oh how i wish he were actively on more scenes. I wanted to see him being more than just a straight up psychotic villain. Yeah it does make the story more;; interesting (?) but i love when bad (reaaal bad) characters are more explored.

The fact that his story ended in death was so... disappointing to me. I never really liked the whole "killing the villain" endings. Does he deserve a happy ending? No, not at all. But death was just too easy. Too simple.

Him being stripped of his spot on the Ravens, or being actually kicked out of the family and just left to die by himself, would be so interesting, even if we didn't get to see what would happen to him after. I know that it's a book about the yakuza and whatever but!!!!

I'm just a sucker for endings like that. Imagining Riko having to build his life up from zero, with no support whatsoever, a stained name and with no motives to go on, would be SO interesting to me. Not to see him turning into a better person or smth like that. Just so that we could see another side of him that wasn't the cold crazy and obsessive villain slash rival

[queernarcissus]

that's what i've been trying to say!!! let him cut until he's woosy from blood loss.

- 💤

honestlyyyyyyy hed be sooo easy to take advantage of like thaaat

also i often think abt dl and joel cutting himself but like obvi etho feels it too and uagh. etho is unsure about it all at first but hes definately curious, he just kinda wishes that he wouldnt have to get hurt too (at least for the first time)

anyway joel cutting & getting off whislt etho is out hanging w impulse and bdubs. and he has to hide the cuts & blood ans also. his boner. etho is reaaal needy when he gets back but joel is like whatever ypu get off bc hes a bitch and hes trying to do thinks that will make etho never want to leave his side

[honeydazai]

Man, my husband Fyodor went crazy. Old man (not really) had me on my knees and my back arched, bent, 180° exactly and went on for ROUNDS, bro was dead set on having me with child.

BREEDING KINK FYODOR IS REAAAL 💋💋🥳🤭😋 HALLELUJAH 🙏🙏

breeding kink fyodor so true 🤌🏻🤌🏻 as you both should... i wish your attempts at family building good luck... he goes a little crazy when it comes to breeding...

[heavenssexiestangel]

Hii 😍

I forgot to add mint from the ”What color am I to you?“

Mint: Where have you been all my life, I wish we met sooner!

FOR REAAAL thank you PurCon 7 for making us meet!!! And Jake Abel for asking about Omegaverse right when you sat down next to me LMAO

What color am I to you?

[rickeajacksons]

i support dijonai standing up for nalyssa tbh thats goals (wish it didn't have to be that way tho)

right?!? me tooo anon. like that's her gf and her potential in-laws lmao ofc she gonna stand up for them. and she wasn't even rude about it or anything, just said y'all ain't know anything cause y'all not in the locker room... and she's right?!? like they sitting behind their computers trying to dissect body language down to the second??? like pls be for reaaal. and then they tried to say she ain't in the locker room either and it's like?!?!? she's closer to that locker room than y'all will ever be?????

[chapterdua]

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