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I love how ill struggle with something in my crafts for years and then I'll be like fuck it and check reddit and all of my solutions were just right there
#skell#i miss when google did what its supposed to do#now i gotta be on fucking reddit#but hey i found a crowdsharing site for vst plugins for fl studio#music game abt to pop off#ive also been getting prints and shit ready for next con season#im ready to be a successful adult who can still playyyy#cuz honestly i seem like a deadbeat rn and i also dont have much time to play#running on that endless treadmill since 17#but i stg im starting to catch up#maybe even be getting a little ahead of the game#and i will suck my own dick abt it
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FINISHED WATCHING MHA MOVIE 2: HEROES RISING!!! SPOILERS AHEAD IF YOU HAVENT WATCHED IT
OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS WAS SO GOOD YO HOLY FUCK I LOVE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAA
This was truly My Bakudeku Academia. Watching that final battle felt like a religious experience- as if I was watching the birth of Christ. Holy fuck if that really was the original ending, with Deku passing OFA to Kacchan, and the whole "Oh it actually stayed with Deku and Bkg got amnesia" didn't happen, this would have been a dramatically different story moving forward.
Horikoshi really loves Bakugou- like absolutely no question. The story following this kind of ending would be about him continuing OFA's legacy with the guilt of a thousand suns on his shoulders for "taking away" Izuku's dream. Izuku would have continued the hero course as an actual quirkless student. I would love to see aus of this being canon and continuing their story from there.
I'm guessing Nine here was supposed to be AFO, and he would basically be gone too. Katsuma is perfectly set up to be the next protagonist (I can already imagine him using Cell Regeneration as Super Regeneration- he could become invincible while also healing others. Incredibly amazing quirk).
NUMBER ONE COMPLAINT I HAD WAS ADDRESSED. THE REST OF THE CLASS ACTUALLY DO FEEL STRONG AND USEFUL AND EVERYTHING AS SHIT I LOVE IT AAAAAAAA
YES MY GIRL OCHAKO FINALLY HAS HER BIG MOMENT FLOATING SO MUCH DEBRIS!!! I'M SO HAPPY- EVEN JIRO, AOYAMA, SHOJI, TOKOYAMI AND MORE HAD LEGIT GOOD SCENES AND FIGHTS I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH THEY ARE SOOO COOLLLLL THEY GENUINELY GAVE IT THEIR ALL FUCK YEAHHHHH
(note. THAT WOLF GUY CALLED SHOJI UGLY- A FELLOW HETEROMORPH, CUS HE WAS PROJECTING HIS "MONSTER" ISSUES ON HIM HOW FUCKING DARE YOUUUUU)
THEY ALSO MAKE IT ACTUALLY MAKE MORE SENSE HOW THE WHOLE CLASS IS SEPARATED ON AN ISLAND TOGETHER AS A WHOLE CLASS THIS TIME TOO (and not just half like last movie). They even managed to tie it in to AFO, the LoV, and Hero Society. Like it actually feels more grounded and reasonable why the class would be here alone with supervision.
They even add hints of Touya Todoroki with him having a short battle with Endeavor, Hawks spying in the LoV, the HSPC head cameo, and other little things too. Man I loved this fucking movie I would watch it 10 more times right now.
#THIS WAS SRSLY MY BKDK ACADEMIA#I CANT IMAGINE HOW INSANE HORIKOSHI IS FOR IMAGINING THIS AS AN OG ENDING???#CUS WTF. IZUKU GENUINELY TRUSTS BKG SO MUCH IN WANTING TO BE THE NUMBER 1 HERO HES FINE WITH HIM HAVING OFA. WHAT#BKG WOULD BE ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATED AND WOULD DO THE SAME THING HE DID IN THE CANON ENDING NGL IF THIS HAPPENED#HE WOULD N O T LOSE IZUKU BY HIS SIDE BRO#IZUKU WOULD CONTINUE AND GRADUATE AS A LEGIT QUIRKLESS HERO EVEN EARLIER IN THE SERIES- WHAT THE FUCK LSKFJKJSD#OK IM JUST SO FUCKING HAPPY THEY GAVE OCHAKO MORE SHIT TO FLOAT LIKE GODDAMN#SHE WORKS SO WELL WITH TSU AND SERO HELL YEAH!!! IM SURPRSIED NO ONE DRAWS THEM TOGETHER MORE AS FRIENDS!!!#(guess I'm doing that now. tsk.)#I have moved on so much from my younger years bkg hate that seeing him succeed and do shit legit makes me so fucking happy-#thATS MY WINNING FIGHTING FUCKING KINGGGGGG#and Izuku being the absolutely selfless and darling sunshine he is and being so deranged in beating this dudes ass. always beautiful.#ily sm izukuuuu#also. brief TODOIIDA YAYYYYY THEY WERE SO BACK TO BACK IN BEATING THE CHIMERA DUDE LKSFLKSJK#yes kiri and tsu were also there and were Awesome- but u can tell its these two back to back#when iida reminds shoto to prioritize saving civilians with his hand on his shoulder yeAHHH thats their THEME RIGHT THEREEE#they both learned that together from deku and now are always fighting side by side fuck yeAHHHH#ok thats enough. i fucking love these movies. idc if theyre basic big selling fight scene crap and are shallow to most ppl#i care abt these kids and this world and its fucking heroes and villains n jackshit so much#if anyone stops me from enjoying this they can go suck their own dick and crack their neck trying. ha.#evelynpr bnha#bnha#mha#my hero academia#heroes rising#bkdk#bakudeku#izuku midoriya#bakugou katsuki
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If u wanna know why I hate ai to the core of my soul it's bc the industry has claimed this is some new technological revolution for 4 yrs while ppl have been screaming since the beginning abt the amt of energy consumed by training/usage and its environmental impacts, while companies and governments have only continued to fight harder over obtaining the processors necessary to implement it into their own systems for. Useless features that only make navigating the internet harder or for military technologies that are actively being used for further genocide and oppression
While half the south is underwater over a devastating hurricane not too long after one 2 yrs ago. While this year had one of the hottest summers, actively killing so many ppl and animals. Like idk anyone else think changing weather patterns due to rising temperatures might be exacerbated by the fact that the company where the leading ai chips are made is on track to generate more energy than all of the homes in Taiwan by next year. Or that every single computer doing ai and crypto shit all over the world is also wasting boundless energy thats heated up the planet in who knows how many ways
We are killing the planet and each other bc we want an algorithm to questionably reproduce work we can do ourselves. And its all bc companies don't give a shit abt having no use case for this technology and will force it onto their platform, might even make u pay extra bc ai is the future to them and nothing else matters. Making profits off the mysticism of ai is exactly why so many ppl use it and do Not know it can just. Lie to u. Or that generating responses and images takes much more energy than any google search (which now does the same shit since we need ai answers for basic search engines apparently) We're at the point where so many ppl admit to using it daily, like wow love seeing capitalism genuinely ruin the world. U can't get off the internet and go outside bc its actively uninhabitable half the time, and now the internet is impossible to navigate w/o losing more time than ever before or u end up sucked in by reactionary content and even j scrolling past ads only benefits advertisers it's just. I want a lot of ceos dead tbh
#text#personal#rant#sorry im mad. but tired idk what else to say#ik im being dramatic the world wont end but where its at rn. frustrates me to no end#like this is evil. is this not the most evil shit anyone else has ever seen#and kamala want to win the 21st century w ai. and strengthen the military. the same one thats giving support to israel#the same one that supplied israel to this point where the us is scared to engage in war and the death of hundreds of thousands is the price#like do brown ppl not matter. does anything not matter except the us sucking its own dick and feeling good abt it#it makes me so fucking sick bc i fucking know they want to keep negotiating until everyones dead and try to quietly sweep up the pieces#this country is rotten to its fucking core and i wish nothing but the worst for everyone involved in this ongoing genocide#sorry watched the debate last night. i hate everything sm truly fucking evil#and sorry idk if i said this b4 im too tired but its been on my mind all year and will prob continue to be bc it never ends
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now that wiener has changed me i can show my true colors to you all. this is the equivalent of me posting my little prince on the internet okay because i genuinely think this is cringe and stupid but i cant help it i have autistic rage and everyday i fight against it. anyways the reason why its so big i like wieners itapan is bc this is how i actually feel about itapan
its okay though because everyday i fight to cure myself of these aids (once i opened my social media app and saw itapan and my day genuinely felt significantly worse. ruined even. i am fighting so hard).
#BECAUSE I FOR REALSIES THINK ITS SO DUMB TO GET ACTUALLY DEADASS MAD AT FICTIONAL SHIPS#WHO THE FUCK CARES#AINT NOBODY CARE ABOUT THAT SHIT SHUT YO DUMBASS UP!!!!!#but my weakness... is itager... because idk im ill abt them its not a joke#ive been this way for like 6 years now#i can handle reading fanfics of germany x other characters bc germany literally never loves them#like all the fics i read of him x other characters is just him being tortured by them and he doesnt even like them#the only way he reciprocates their affections is literally after white room torture and getting turned into a different person#i believe that i think thats true thats the only way he could possibly show romantic affection to someone other than italy#i only can tolerate and sometimes enjoy content of germy/itatard x other people if its onesided and they dont love the other person#bc then im like yeah seems legit cuz theyd only love eachother in all universes#and i feel this way abt basically all of my ships i care abt bc im a monoshipper#but usually i wont give a fuck if i see them with other people im like that sucks lol but not my house not my soup!#BUT ITAGER....... IT MAKES ME CRAZY#IT MAKES ME ACT LIKE A FREAK ! I DONT ENDORSE MY OWN BEHAVIOR#thats why this is my shame............. this is my one true cringe and something i genuinely consider a flaw of mine#one of my few if not only autistic rage inducers............. please accept me for who i am. i am trying to fight this (ngl im losing but#we still try our best bc i want to have no weaknesses)#one of my few weaknesses.....#robooty dick pic
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look, I understand the desperate need to rip into bad takes/media-- I regularly waste my time writing thousands of words abt bad media for the fun and joy of it all. I get it.
but sometimes y'all gotta learn to pick ur battles. it's one thing to rip into some multi-billion corporate conglomerate's cash-grab, and another to rip into Some Guy's awkward attempts at a story. like ok, ur points are prolly valid, but that's also just some schmuck on the internet. could u have maybe kept ur complaining to dms or something, instead of blasting the guy for the whole world to see
#prompted by the fact that I keep getting recced a video that's like#'Underfell AU sucks!'#and it's like. I'm sure it does. but I'm also p sure it's just some UT fans having fun in their own space#calm down plz#I can think of at least 2 things off the top of my head I could be WAY more publicly mean abt#but I'm not bc it would be a dick move. learn some restraint and find a good mutual complainer friend#shut up ashley
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i miss my friends
#i feel so distant from everybody#part of that is probably my own fault bc my social battery is So Low that i just avoid talking to ppl#but then i get grumpy and sad that i didnt talk to them#i also have noticed that i just suck ass at social interaction like i barely say anything regardless if im tuned in or not#i feel like i have nothing worthwhile to add or cant get excited or passionate unless its abt something im personally interested in#i feel like people can see im pretending at showing emotion when im around them but i dont want to be a dick and be like yeah idc. sorry#like no i wanna be nice and let them have their fun and excitement even if im apathetic but i feel like they can tell#talking to ppl is so fucking exhausting and then i get lonely like it isnt the consequences of my own dumb ass#i used to think my irl friendships were gonna last forever but at this rate i dont think theyll last past high school#heliichats
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I have so nearly finished the first chapter of the Yuan and Dazai reminiscing abt Chuuya fic!!! 13k aha…. But making the draft for the AO3 post was magical ngl
#mirs bsd rambling#Mirs bsd fics#bsd dazai osamu#bsd#bsd yuan#Mir speaks#mirs thoughts#this fic is a mess but u don’t get to be picky it took me since September to write#the amount of times I’ve reread my own writing my god I want to curl up and die#no actually#my writing is great suck my dick#I’ll be self absorbed abt this#it may be slightly incoherent but by god If it isn’t better than most the stuff I read#i truly am shameless
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shut up shut up god shut up about frankenstein. he's not horrifying because he's "TOO beautiful" my god my god shut the fuck up. literally that is not what is being said at all. it's said that victor CHOSE features that were SUPPOSED to be beautiful. BUT THEY AREN'T. HE'S NOT. HE'S NOT HOT. MY FUCKING GOD. "maybe his skin tone is just slightly too corpse-like" HE'S PALE YELLOW AND A BIT SEE-THROUGH. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. GOD GOD GOD
#i follow the frankenstein tag bc i love the book ofc as you do but most of the time what i see is fucking annoying. god#either find the ugly dead pieced-together guy hot as fucked up he is or Leave. don't try to say He Is Hot Tho#no. not like that. fuck off. shut up#and i can believe that maybe this person was being genuinely just. cool abt it. wasn't trying to yassify him. sure i can believe it#but the fucking tone of like. saying that he's Beautiful but saying it casually like that. like. he's beautiful bc he's creepy....#the point i'm trying to make is that he's creepy... while hot... suck my dick in hell forever No. no#just own up to it. and then change ur mind bc you're wrong#irrationally angry forever and ever me#oh nay
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sigh . i wish being a better person came naturally to me
#my mom was talking to me abt how im gonna move out soon#and how i dont think abt other people on my own/am instinctively v self-centered#she's not wrong either#like . yes i realize that im naturally kind of a dick and i've been trying to work on it#i really wish it came naturally to me though#just . i have to be super conscious of what seems to come so easily for everyone else ??#it sucks bc it's def affected how i make/break relationships#i wish i was easier to be around#its not like im not Trying#but everyone around me keeps saying im not doing enough#i literally do not know how to start being a better person#i have been making it up as i go#i promise im trying so hard :/#i feel like it doesn't get acknowledged#which it shouldnt!! bc it's the bare fucking minimum#but . i want the effort i put in to at least get noticed yk#D.vents#tang rant
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it sucks when you start new media and it's immediately clear it's a pile of slop, guinness world record at being shit
#how dare you instantly waste my time BLEUGH BLUEGH PEHTOOEY#romance manga esp really pissing me off the more of them i pick up#but beware manga that try sounding deep but are rly abt nothing but superficially sucking their own dick#this is why they created the five page test
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Not to date myself but sometimes in the middle of a crisis u get to hear Pursuit of Happiness (Nightmare) by Kid Cudi featuring MGMT and Ratatat, Steve Aoki Remix and feel joy for the first time in a week and a half
#my stuff#its the little things ig#idc if the lyrics are depressing it makes me wild out and i love it#my ex robbed me and i kicked him back to his apt 1.5 weeks ago#and apparently he didnt know we broke up (i didnt block him i had his cat and still have his stuff)#so i think im giving him a lot of fucking grace for stealing a paycheck 2 weeks worth of work for his drug habits when im going hungry rn#i sent him this long heartfelt text using my therapy communication skills to clearly outline that we are not dating anymore#and he just doesnt accept??? he keeps saying we have to work thru this and the drugs did it not him blah blah blah#like dude ive seen my own mother suck dick on the living room couch so she could buy another 8 ball and not give me lunch 😑#tf makes u think im gonna put up with that shit now????? dumbass#i keep waking up sad and weepy still but i just tell everyone i know abt what he did and they tell me im better than that and i feel better#i told 1 patient at work shes my fave. little old korean lady. she brings us a bag of fruits every week and is so fun to talk to#when she ices afterwards she asks for extra time and we chat a lot about our lives. she was so sad for me and kept telling me#that im so pretty and so nice and men will take advantage babygirl im so sorry that happened to you!!! 😭 i told her im fine now#and told her how im seeing my family more again and doing whatever i feel like whenever i want and looking towards my future and she relaxed#but that ones going to stick in my head the most. if i took him back id be letting her down. i almost cracked today like a spineless coward#but hearing her seem so hurt for me and say that i didnt deserve it felt so genuine. ill miss her#i took my last dab today guys no more until i ged paid 2 more times but as you can see by the tags getting away from me#it was a good fucking dab lol
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So the mtl s2 finale really grabbed me by the bawls full force goddamn
#jay talkin#im NOT putting this in the tag godbless but that shit had me screaming all caps at my bf every five seconds#holy shit???? holy shit???#what the fuck do you mean we're getting all this. this ep was abt the band trying to suck their own dicks#and now its everyone working and fighting together and???? i wasnt expecting this!!!#LIKE. this show is jokes its so not serious so it suddenly delivering a rlly compelling setpiece w drama that felt like it had heart had me#it HAD me. it had me REAL GOOD. holy shit. I JUST PUT THIS SHOW ON FOR SMTH SILLY TO WATCH#DURING A BAD WEEK. CUZ PPL I RESPECT LIKED IT AND I WANTED TO SEE WHAT WAS UP. NOW IT HAS ME BY THE DICKENBALLS#I DIDNT EXPECT TO GET THIS INVESTED. I THOUGHT IT'D JUST BE JAPES#istg the same thing happend w always sunny i started watching it cuz i needed smth funny and kinda mindless#and then the mac episode. YOU KNOW TYHE ONE. W THE DANCE. HAPPENED. AND I WENT OH HOLY SHIT. GODDAMN. FUCK!!!!#snifls and looks at everyone so sopping wet. sorry for the man i become when my brain latches onto smth new.#this time it was an adult cartoon from 2006 so everyone batten down the hatches jays not gonna be normal abt these idiot men ever again
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posting the most unhinged specific memes and images and photoshopped pictures of me (or my slutty twink avatars) in video game worlds or just niche hyperfixations on instagram to weed out the weak and disrupt the horror of the same three kind of mind-numbingly similar empty socially accepted images. putting bloodborne lines in the caption.
#catch me posting my character w his cheeks out from skyrim#or photoshoping generated pictures of demon masks over myself while im shirtless#or just weird fucking liminal retro videogame shit#stories w arca music and the divine feminine girlie from the czech movie#like fuck OFF w the same exact picyures of me w friends here#me w ppl there#me here#pretty pretty pretty#fuck ur pretty bitch makw a window into ur soul#be specific#and dont u fucking DARE propagate souless corporate sanitized social norms on the internet#or tell me im umhinged or weird for posting the randomest shit#bc unhinged is for u to bring the same bland ass norms from a work plave or fucking school#intro ur own fucking page abt u on the internet#like HELLO r u insane#jobs might look at it u say well then i hope they suck my fucking dick#meeting ppl for the first time? well maybe ill bring a little liight into monotousness#why the fuck r we letting that app be the worst for mental health#by habing ridiculous fucking standards#and norms#imma post my demon boyfriends and shitty photoshopped edits of niche hyperfixations#death to ur norms#not on the internet
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"wrio isn't a cop hes a king"
Can someone with brains please please PLEASE talk about the disgusting portrayal of cops, crime, court proceedings, justice system and prison incarceration in genshin impact's fontaine update because I cannot SIT HERE and see people completely destroy their brain cells just so they could play a mediocre game and make some fictional men fuck in their mind
I'm deadass surprised there isn't more people talking about it??? I'm honestly so ??? It's literally presenting prison labour as a good thing. Wriothesley, the prison administrator, got rich off of making his inmates build police robots for the state AND HE'S PRAISED FOR IT. AND THEY'RE PAID IN COUPONS THAT CAN ONLY BE USED IN JAIL. HE WAS REWARDED FOR IT WITH HIS DUKE STATUS.
The fact that the fucking MC's mascot was like "oh the prisoners get one free meal a day? you're making life too good down here what if no one wants to leave :(" what in the bullshit. What in the. There's also a fighting ring in the prison, by the way, and you can bet on it with your coupons you just can't bet on both fighters.
The. This is a scene people think is hot. "But that's a bad guy!" THAT'S HOW THE NARRATIVE IS WRITTEN. THEY ARE ALWAYS THE BAD GUY IN FICTION. THAT'S HOW COPAGANDA WORKS, they make you think people in power can just beat the shit outta anyone and of course the person deserves it because they are clearly always the bad guys! And the people in power are always right! This is sarcasm btw.
Neuvillette and the magic judgement machine are literally seen as undeniable justice ordained by magic and NO ONE KNOWS HOW IT WORKS. NEUVILLETTE HIMSELF HAS NO CLUE WHAT HE'S DOING HE'S ACTIVELY FIGURING SHIT OUT AS WE SPEAK. And yet it's what sends people to The Worst Most Dangerous Super Scary Prison Ever Where There's No Laws [but 1 meal a day's great /s].
"But he feels bad!" Genshin has repeatedly chosen to highlight the pains and troubles of the oppressors [Eula] [Ei/Shogun] and there's literally never any repercussions for them aside from when they portray The Haterz clearly as villains or they turn it around and say "Well it was a misunderstanding all along! No one's to blame here!"
I'm not smart enough to go into details I'm just saying. This. needs to be talked about. I'm not telling you to stop the game bc Hyperfixations not really smth that can be controlled or whatever I get It I Got Back into the game when the first trailer dropped I drew neuvillette fanart and then everything just went downhill since then and I'm like why the fuck did I expect anything better than racist, pro cop dogshit from Mihoyo It needs to be talked about ESPECIALLY by people who still cares about it to critically. assess what the fuck you are absorbing because this shit isn't okay. This is literally paw patrol for weebs they just didn't call anyone a "cop"
PLEASE. TALK ABOUT IT.
#genshin impact#wriothesley#neuvillette#the fact that he parades around in handcuffs aside#scratching my head. erm. either way. guillotine#the only goal of this post is to get people thinking about it. i know genshin fans have no brains tho#like i said.#paw patrol for weebs#if ur a wrio fan getting hot flashes or whatever please do realize he's done the most dirty through the writing. because he was convicted.#as a child. and treated horrifically in prison. but because genshin don't actually want to make commentary on anything.#he's given no real development or complexity in the most Traumatic aspect of his history.#like i said. unfortunately I had my own interpretations of wriolette and especially wriothesley. it's bc when I see something bad i start t#fix them in my head and then i get attached to the superior version that i made up. but like if you don't see a problem#with the fact that 1) wriothesley was originally gonna be the darkest beige in fontaine. and hes the exconvict who#ends up being the warden. the narrative being written isnt a good one. his 'growth' isnt a good one. he was an abused and neglected child#he didn't need 'oh hes a convict but because of his exceptional skills and good perspective he's redeemed himself!' he needed fucking#social services and therapy. Do they even have education in the meropide. he was arrested as a child AGAIN LIKE. WHO TAUGHT HIM ECONOMICS.#even for a character people care about they'd rather suck genshin's dick than think more than a second about what's being spoonfed to them#'it wasn't shown as a good thing for him!' but it's writing a narrative that he 'succeeded' because he works hard and was smart about it n#because he wasn't angry and bitter about his position. because he never blamed or questioned the very system that failed him#these very same narrative are pitched against ex convicts. that they are only respectable if they don't complain and just Be Better despite#being given no support no education no capacity for growth. the fact that genshin talks more about wrio boxing his way to the top of the#prison hierarchy than even mention ONCE that he was given therapy or social support. or even give him a representative in court. no this ki#just showed up and knew he was going to jail the moment he woke up in the hospital bed. LIKE HOW ISNT HE PISSED. DOES HE THINK THAT WAS OKA#those affected by the actions of their oppressors in genshin are literally#never allowed to show anger or resentment and everyone who does are antagonist NPCs or brushed off as 'they misunderstood' like there's a#narrative being written here is that victims are only valid when they're 1) exceptional 2) not angry 3) has the inner peace of a fking sain#and it's always THEIR SOLE responsibility to get their lives figured out god forbid they show symptoms that bugs other people or complain#' if prison standard of living was better crime rates would increase!' guess who also says this irl about prison reform.#anyways. i dont really know that much abt prison reform and abolition but i know enough to tell this is bullshit. hence people with more br
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trying not to freak out and assume the worst in re bf but also having so much anxiety i'm terrified i'm going to scare him off by wanting to see him: fight
#spam brain#hate my life#things are going well? oh ho ho NOT IF MY BRAIN HAS ANYTHING TO SAY ABT IT!#its not that i can't take no. like i'm fine w that but also i'm like “am i asking too much? am i annoying him?”#and i am incapable of just dealing w thoughts i would have fallen into a spiral if i hadn't asked#but i also feel bad for asking bc like?? even though i said i don't mean it in a guilt trippy way#and i am just asking for my own sake so i don't have a panic attack in a few hours#there's no good way to ask that#there's no good way to communicate when u don't know how the fuck to communicate#god. fuck me man i hate my brain#i hate my life#i wish things were easier ie i wish my brain didn't SUCK COCK#non fandom#dick is so tired of himself#dick talks abt the bf
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lets talk abt kinks ! — JJK MEN
SYNOPSIS — kinks i think jjk men secretly have…
PAIRINGS — toji x f!reader, sukuna x f!reader, gojo x f!reader, ino x f!reader, higuruma x f!reader
CONTENT — biting and hickeys, blood play, teasing, humiliation, overstimulation, 69, begging, orgasm control, masochism
OTHER — MNDI 🔞
TOJI — biting and marks
toji shows ZERO mercy when it comes to marking you as his own. while he’s fucking u, he loves biting on your neck and leaving trails of bite marks across your skin that don’t go away for at least a week. whether he’s fucking you from the back or the front, he’s sucking on some part of your body. he loves hearing the the soft moans you make when he bites you which only makes him bite harder, it’s like music to his ears. just using his mouth all over you while he’s throbbing inside you, licking and sucking and kissing, etc. he knows ALL of ur sensitive parts and loves sucking on your sweet spot while ur riding him and the reactions you make when he bites you only makes him go rougher. also the fact that literally everyone can see the work of art he’s made on your neck, bite marks and hickeys (even in places only you two can see 💋) “you’re fucking mine.”
SUKUNA — blood play
sukuna is a mf sadist. he absolutely loves it when you’re at his complete disposal and a little toy he can inflict his cruel desires onto. and there’s nothing he loves more than leaving cuts on your body that leak with sweet crimson liquid. scratching at ur thighs or stomach, anywhere he desires with his sharp nails and watching the blood drip from your tits to your stomach only for him to lick it all up, savoring the taste of you. and the way you arch your back in pain and pleasure drives him crazy, watching you bleed as he fucks you harder and rougher. and the thing he loves most is biting into your neck with his sharp fangs, drinking the blood while he’s pounding inside you. drinking the blood and hearing you squeal in pain from the sudden impact only makes him bite deeper. “your sweet blood is mine, doll. let me taste every last drop of you on my tongue.”
GOJO — teasing/humilation
no matter where you guys are, gojo always finds a way to tease you. whether it’s whispering in your ear how much he wants to be inside you or touching you in the places you’re most sensitive, he just loves seeing you squirm as your face turns beat red. especially at the worst times— at meetings he’ll playfully put his hand in ur inner thigh, inching towards your core just to see that delicious flushed look on your face. he can’t contain himself when he sees you like that, a horny squirming mess. and during sex it’s even better, he’d make you strip down in front of him with his eyes glued onto your body, licking his lips while staring at the flustered mess he created. gojo is the type of guy to make direct eye contact while he’s fucking you. you’ll turn away in embarrassment but he’ll just grab your humiliated face and force you to stare into his eyes while he’s pounding you. it drives him crazy when he sees you squirming underneath him, letting out loud moans that you try to hold in, covering your mouth. but in return, he fucks you harder, rougher, just to hear those sweet noises come out. “come on, you like being like this.. don’t you? my little slut.”
INO — overstimulation
whether it’s you or him, ino loves overstimulation. feeling everything at once, it’s too much to handle but it feels so good. he loves seeing you squirm as he fingers you, making your legs shake after coming for the third time. you tell him to stop, pushing ino away but he knows damn well you want more and he fucking loves it. but whether you’re riding him, giving him a blowjob, or a handjob, he’s gonna be begging for you to keep going. tears flow from his wet eyes, staring up at you bounce on his dick, begging to let him cum. orgasm after orgasm, he wants to come again and again. “p-please! oh fuck- please keep going baby- please l-let me cum!”
HIGURUMA — 69 (duh)
higuruma LOVES EATING PUSSY. this is a known fact, he loves tasting all of you and licking up your sweet juices. and of course, riding his nose is also a factor. you mentioned it once and he absolutely lit up to the idea, looking up and seeing you use him for your personal pleasure made him hard just thinking about it. so when you brought up the idea of 69, you do it every night. sucking his dick while pleasuring his girl was absolute heaven for him, eating you out to perfection while getting a blowjob was just what this overworked man needs after a long day at work! just eating your pussy is enough, but feeling you swallow his dick while he plays with ur clit with his tongue felt heavenly. “god.. you taste so fucking good.. please.. mphm.. keep going.”
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