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I love how ill struggle with something in my crafts for years and then I'll be like fuck it and check reddit and all of my solutions were just right there
#skell#i miss when google did what its supposed to do#now i gotta be on fucking reddit#but hey i found a crowdsharing site for vst plugins for fl studio#music game abt to pop off#ive also been getting prints and shit ready for next con season#im ready to be a successful adult who can still playyyy#cuz honestly i seem like a deadbeat rn and i also dont have much time to play#running on that endless treadmill since 17#but i stg im starting to catch up#maybe even be getting a little ahead of the game#and i will suck my own dick abt it
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FINISHED WATCHING MHA MOVIE 2: HEROES RISING!!! SPOILERS AHEAD IF YOU HAVENT WATCHED IT
OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS WAS SO GOOD YO HOLY FUCK I LOVE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAA
This was truly My Bakudeku Academia. Watching that final battle felt like a religious experience- as if I was watching the birth of Christ. Holy fuck if that really was the original ending, with Deku passing OFA to Kacchan, and the whole "Oh it actually stayed with Deku and Bkg got amnesia" didn't happen, this would have been a dramatically different story moving forward.
Horikoshi really loves Bakugou- like absolutely no question. The story following this kind of ending would be about him continuing OFA's legacy with the guilt of a thousand suns on his shoulders for "taking away" Izuku's dream. Izuku would have continued the hero course as an actual quirkless student. I would love to see aus of this being canon and continuing their story from there.
I'm guessing Nine here was supposed to be AFO, and he would basically be gone too. Katsuma is perfectly set up to be the next protagonist (I can already imagine him using Cell Regeneration as Super Regeneration- he could become invincible while also healing others. Incredibly amazing quirk).
NUMBER ONE COMPLAINT I HAD WAS ADDRESSED. THE REST OF THE CLASS ACTUALLY DO FEEL STRONG AND USEFUL AND EVERYTHING AS SHIT I LOVE IT AAAAAAAA
YES MY GIRL OCHAKO FINALLY HAS HER BIG MOMENT FLOATING SO MUCH DEBRIS!!! I'M SO HAPPY- EVEN JIRO, AOYAMA, SHOJI, TOKOYAMI AND MORE HAD LEGIT GOOD SCENES AND FIGHTS I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH THEY ARE SOOO COOLLLLL THEY GENUINELY GAVE IT THEIR ALL FUCK YEAHHHHH
(note. THAT WOLF GUY CALLED SHOJI UGLY- A FELLOW HETEROMORPH, CUS HE WAS PROJECTING HIS "MONSTER" ISSUES ON HIM HOW FUCKING DARE YOUUUUU)
THEY ALSO MAKE IT ACTUALLY MAKE MORE SENSE HOW THE WHOLE CLASS IS SEPARATED ON AN ISLAND TOGETHER AS A WHOLE CLASS THIS TIME TOO (and not just half like last movie). They even managed to tie it in to AFO, the LoV, and Hero Society. Like it actually feels more grounded and reasonable why the class would be here alone with supervision.
They even add hints of Touya Todoroki with him having a short battle with Endeavor, Hawks spying in the LoV, the HSPC head cameo, and other little things too. Man I loved this fucking movie I would watch it 10 more times right now.
#THIS WAS SRSLY MY BKDK ACADEMIA#I CANT IMAGINE HOW INSANE HORIKOSHI IS FOR IMAGINING THIS AS AN OG ENDING???#CUS WTF. IZUKU GENUINELY TRUSTS BKG SO MUCH IN WANTING TO BE THE NUMBER 1 HERO HES FINE WITH HIM HAVING OFA. WHAT#BKG WOULD BE ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATED AND WOULD DO THE SAME THING HE DID IN THE CANON ENDING NGL IF THIS HAPPENED#HE WOULD N O T LOSE IZUKU BY HIS SIDE BRO#IZUKU WOULD CONTINUE AND GRADUATE AS A LEGIT QUIRKLESS HERO EVEN EARLIER IN THE SERIES- WHAT THE FUCK LSKFJKJSD#OK IM JUST SO FUCKING HAPPY THEY GAVE OCHAKO MORE SHIT TO FLOAT LIKE GODDAMN#SHE WORKS SO WELL WITH TSU AND SERO HELL YEAH!!! IM SURPRSIED NO ONE DRAWS THEM TOGETHER MORE AS FRIENDS!!!#(guess I'm doing that now. tsk.)#I have moved on so much from my younger years bkg hate that seeing him succeed and do shit legit makes me so fucking happy-#thATS MY WINNING FIGHTING FUCKING KINGGGGGG#and Izuku being the absolutely selfless and darling sunshine he is and being so deranged in beating this dudes ass. always beautiful.#ily sm izukuuuu#also. brief TODOIIDA YAYYYYY THEY WERE SO BACK TO BACK IN BEATING THE CHIMERA DUDE LKSFLKSJK#yes kiri and tsu were also there and were Awesome- but u can tell its these two back to back#when iida reminds shoto to prioritize saving civilians with his hand on his shoulder yeAHHH thats their THEME RIGHT THEREEE#they both learned that together from deku and now are always fighting side by side fuck yeAHHHH#ok thats enough. i fucking love these movies. idc if theyre basic big selling fight scene crap and are shallow to most ppl#i care abt these kids and this world and its fucking heroes and villains n jackshit so much#if anyone stops me from enjoying this they can go suck their own dick and crack their neck trying. ha.#evelynpr bnha#bnha#mha#my hero academia#heroes rising#bkdk#bakudeku#izuku midoriya#bakugou katsuki
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now that wiener has changed me i can show my true colors to you all. this is the equivalent of me posting my little prince on the internet okay because i genuinely think this is cringe and stupid but i cant help it i have autistic rage and everyday i fight against it. anyways the reason why its so big i like wieners itapan is bc this is how i actually feel about itapan
its okay though because everyday i fight to cure myself of these aids (once i opened my social media app and saw itapan and my day genuinely felt significantly worse. ruined even. i am fighting so hard).
#BECAUSE I FOR REALSIES THINK ITS SO DUMB TO GET ACTUALLY DEADASS MAD AT FICTIONAL SHIPS#WHO THE FUCK CARES#AINT NOBODY CARE ABOUT THAT SHIT SHUT YO DUMBASS UP!!!!!#but my weakness... is itager... because idk im ill abt them its not a joke#ive been this way for like 6 years now#i can handle reading fanfics of germany x other characters bc germany literally never loves them#like all the fics i read of him x other characters is just him being tortured by them and he doesnt even like them#the only way he reciprocates their affections is literally after white room torture and getting turned into a different person#i believe that i think thats true thats the only way he could possibly show romantic affection to someone other than italy#i only can tolerate and sometimes enjoy content of germy/itatard x other people if its onesided and they dont love the other person#bc then im like yeah seems legit cuz theyd only love eachother in all universes#and i feel this way abt basically all of my ships i care abt bc im a monoshipper#but usually i wont give a fuck if i see them with other people im like that sucks lol but not my house not my soup!#BUT ITAGER....... IT MAKES ME CRAZY#IT MAKES ME ACT LIKE A FREAK ! I DONT ENDORSE MY OWN BEHAVIOR#thats why this is my shame............. this is my one true cringe and something i genuinely consider a flaw of mine#one of my few if not only autistic rage inducers............. please accept me for who i am. i am trying to fight this (ngl im losing but#we still try our best bc i want to have no weaknesses)#one of my few weaknesses.....#robooty dick pic
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look, I understand the desperate need to rip into bad takes/media-- I regularly waste my time writing thousands of words abt bad media for the fun and joy of it all. I get it.
but sometimes y'all gotta learn to pick ur battles. it's one thing to rip into some multi-billion corporate conglomerate's cash-grab, and another to rip into Some Guy's awkward attempts at a story. like ok, ur points are prolly valid, but that's also just some schmuck on the internet. could u have maybe kept ur complaining to dms or something, instead of blasting the guy for the whole world to see
#prompted by the fact that I keep getting recced a video that's like#'Underfell AU sucks!'#and it's like. I'm sure it does. but I'm also p sure it's just some UT fans having fun in their own space#calm down plz#I can think of at least 2 things off the top of my head I could be WAY more publicly mean abt#but I'm not bc it would be a dick move. learn some restraint and find a good mutual complainer friend#shut up ashley
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I have so nearly finished the first chapter of the Yuan and Dazai reminiscing abt Chuuya fic!!! 13k aha…. But making the draft for the AO3 post was magical ngl
#mirs bsd rambling#Mirs bsd fics#bsd dazai osamu#bsd#bsd yuan#Mir speaks#mirs thoughts#this fic is a mess but u don’t get to be picky it took me since September to write#the amount of times I’ve reread my own writing my god I want to curl up and die#no actually#my writing is great suck my dick#I’ll be self absorbed abt this#it may be slightly incoherent but by god If it isn’t better than most the stuff I read#i truly am shameless
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shut up shut up god shut up about frankenstein. he's not horrifying because he's "TOO beautiful" my god my god shut the fuck up. literally that is not what is being said at all. it's said that victor CHOSE features that were SUPPOSED to be beautiful. BUT THEY AREN'T. HE'S NOT. HE'S NOT HOT. MY FUCKING GOD. "maybe his skin tone is just slightly too corpse-like" HE'S PALE YELLOW AND A BIT SEE-THROUGH. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. GOD GOD GOD
#i follow the frankenstein tag bc i love the book ofc as you do but most of the time what i see is fucking annoying. god#either find the ugly dead pieced-together guy hot as fucked up he is or Leave. don't try to say He Is Hot Tho#no. not like that. fuck off. shut up#and i can believe that maybe this person was being genuinely just. cool abt it. wasn't trying to yassify him. sure i can believe it#but the fucking tone of like. saying that he's Beautiful but saying it casually like that. like. he's beautiful bc he's creepy....#the point i'm trying to make is that he's creepy... while hot... suck my dick in hell forever No. no#just own up to it. and then change ur mind bc you're wrong#irrationally angry forever and ever me#oh nay
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sigh . i wish being a better person came naturally to me
#my mom was talking to me abt how im gonna move out soon#and how i dont think abt other people on my own/am instinctively v self-centered#she's not wrong either#like . yes i realize that im naturally kind of a dick and i've been trying to work on it#i really wish it came naturally to me though#just . i have to be super conscious of what seems to come so easily for everyone else ??#it sucks bc it's def affected how i make/break relationships#i wish i was easier to be around#its not like im not Trying#but everyone around me keeps saying im not doing enough#i literally do not know how to start being a better person#i have been making it up as i go#i promise im trying so hard :/#i feel like it doesn't get acknowledged#which it shouldnt!! bc it's the bare fucking minimum#but . i want the effort i put in to at least get noticed yk#D.vents#tang rant
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it sucks when you start new media and it's immediately clear it's a pile of slop, guinness world record at being shit
#how dare you instantly waste my time BLEUGH BLUEGH PEHTOOEY#romance manga esp really pissing me off the more of them i pick up#but beware manga that try sounding deep but are rly abt nothing but superficially sucking their own dick#this is why they created the five page test
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Not to date myself but sometimes in the middle of a crisis u get to hear Pursuit of Happiness (Nightmare) by Kid Cudi featuring MGMT and Ratatat, Steve Aoki Remix and feel joy for the first time in a week and a half
#my stuff#its the little things ig#idc if the lyrics are depressing it makes me wild out and i love it#my ex robbed me and i kicked him back to his apt 1.5 weeks ago#and apparently he didnt know we broke up (i didnt block him i had his cat and still have his stuff)#so i think im giving him a lot of fucking grace for stealing a paycheck 2 weeks worth of work for his drug habits when im going hungry rn#i sent him this long heartfelt text using my therapy communication skills to clearly outline that we are not dating anymore#and he just doesnt accept??? he keeps saying we have to work thru this and the drugs did it not him blah blah blah#like dude ive seen my own mother suck dick on the living room couch so she could buy another 8 ball and not give me lunch 😑#tf makes u think im gonna put up with that shit now????? dumbass#i keep waking up sad and weepy still but i just tell everyone i know abt what he did and they tell me im better than that and i feel better#i told 1 patient at work shes my fave. little old korean lady. she brings us a bag of fruits every week and is so fun to talk to#when she ices afterwards she asks for extra time and we chat a lot about our lives. she was so sad for me and kept telling me#that im so pretty and so nice and men will take advantage babygirl im so sorry that happened to you!!! 😭 i told her im fine now#and told her how im seeing my family more again and doing whatever i feel like whenever i want and looking towards my future and she relaxed#but that ones going to stick in my head the most. if i took him back id be letting her down. i almost cracked today like a spineless coward#but hearing her seem so hurt for me and say that i didnt deserve it felt so genuine. ill miss her#i took my last dab today guys no more until i ged paid 2 more times but as you can see by the tags getting away from me#it was a good fucking dab lol
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So the mtl s2 finale really grabbed me by the bawls full force goddamn
#jay talkin#im NOT putting this in the tag godbless but that shit had me screaming all caps at my bf every five seconds#holy shit???? holy shit???#what the fuck do you mean we're getting all this. this ep was abt the band trying to suck their own dicks#and now its everyone working and fighting together and???? i wasnt expecting this!!!#LIKE. this show is jokes its so not serious so it suddenly delivering a rlly compelling setpiece w drama that felt like it had heart had me#it HAD me. it had me REAL GOOD. holy shit. I JUST PUT THIS SHOW ON FOR SMTH SILLY TO WATCH#DURING A BAD WEEK. CUZ PPL I RESPECT LIKED IT AND I WANTED TO SEE WHAT WAS UP. NOW IT HAS ME BY THE DICKENBALLS#I DIDNT EXPECT TO GET THIS INVESTED. I THOUGHT IT'D JUST BE JAPES#istg the same thing happend w always sunny i started watching it cuz i needed smth funny and kinda mindless#and then the mac episode. YOU KNOW TYHE ONE. W THE DANCE. HAPPENED. AND I WENT OH HOLY SHIT. GODDAMN. FUCK!!!!#snifls and looks at everyone so sopping wet. sorry for the man i become when my brain latches onto smth new.#this time it was an adult cartoon from 2006 so everyone batten down the hatches jays not gonna be normal abt these idiot men ever again
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posting the most unhinged specific memes and images and photoshopped pictures of me (or my slutty twink avatars) in video game worlds or just niche hyperfixations on instagram to weed out the weak and disrupt the horror of the same three kind of mind-numbingly similar empty socially accepted images. putting bloodborne lines in the caption.
#catch me posting my character w his cheeks out from skyrim#or photoshoping generated pictures of demon masks over myself while im shirtless#or just weird fucking liminal retro videogame shit#stories w arca music and the divine feminine girlie from the czech movie#like fuck OFF w the same exact picyures of me w friends here#me w ppl there#me here#pretty pretty pretty#fuck ur pretty bitch makw a window into ur soul#be specific#and dont u fucking DARE propagate souless corporate sanitized social norms on the internet#or tell me im umhinged or weird for posting the randomest shit#bc unhinged is for u to bring the same bland ass norms from a work plave or fucking school#intro ur own fucking page abt u on the internet#like HELLO r u insane#jobs might look at it u say well then i hope they suck my fucking dick#meeting ppl for the first time? well maybe ill bring a little liight into monotousness#why the fuck r we letting that app be the worst for mental health#by habing ridiculous fucking standards#and norms#imma post my demon boyfriends and shitty photoshopped edits of niche hyperfixations#death to ur norms#not on the internet
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"wrio isn't a cop hes a king"
Can someone with brains please please PLEASE talk about the disgusting portrayal of cops, crime, court proceedings, justice system and prison incarceration in genshin impact's fontaine update because I cannot SIT HERE and see people completely destroy their brain cells just so they could play a mediocre game and make some fictional men fuck in their mind
I'm deadass surprised there isn't more people talking about it??? I'm honestly so ??? It's literally presenting prison labour as a good thing. Wriothesley, the prison administrator, got rich off of making his inmates build police robots for the state AND HE'S PRAISED FOR IT. AND THEY'RE PAID IN COUPONS THAT CAN ONLY BE USED IN JAIL. HE WAS REWARDED FOR IT WITH HIS DUKE STATUS.
The fact that the fucking MC's mascot was like "oh the prisoners get one free meal a day? you're making life too good down here what if no one wants to leave :(" what in the bullshit. What in the. There's also a fighting ring in the prison, by the way, and you can bet on it with your coupons you just can't bet on both fighters.
The. This is a scene people think is hot. "But that's a bad guy!" THAT'S HOW THE NARRATIVE IS WRITTEN. THEY ARE ALWAYS THE BAD GUY IN FICTION. THAT'S HOW COPAGANDA WORKS, they make you think people in power can just beat the shit outta anyone and of course the person deserves it because they are clearly always the bad guys! And the people in power are always right! This is sarcasm btw.
Neuvillette and the magic judgement machine are literally seen as undeniable justice ordained by magic and NO ONE KNOWS HOW IT WORKS. NEUVILLETTE HIMSELF HAS NO CLUE WHAT HE'S DOING HE'S ACTIVELY FIGURING SHIT OUT AS WE SPEAK. And yet it's what sends people to The Worst Most Dangerous Super Scary Prison Ever Where There's No Laws [but 1 meal a day's great /s].
"But he feels bad!" Genshin has repeatedly chosen to highlight the pains and troubles of the oppressors [Eula] [Ei/Shogun] and there's literally never any repercussions for them aside from when they portray The Haterz clearly as villains or they turn it around and say "Well it was a misunderstanding all along! No one's to blame here!"
I'm not smart enough to go into details I'm just saying. This. needs to be talked about. I'm not telling you to stop the game bc Hyperfixations not really smth that can be controlled or whatever I get It I Got Back into the game when the first trailer dropped I drew neuvillette fanart and then everything just went downhill since then and I'm like why the fuck did I expect anything better than racist, pro cop dogshit from Mihoyo It needs to be talked about ESPECIALLY by people who still cares about it to critically. assess what the fuck you are absorbing because this shit isn't okay. This is literally paw patrol for weebs they just didn't call anyone a "cop"
PLEASE. TALK ABOUT IT.
#genshin impact#wriothesley#neuvillette#the fact that he parades around in handcuffs aside#scratching my head. erm. either way. guillotine#the only goal of this post is to get people thinking about it. i know genshin fans have no brains tho#like i said.#paw patrol for weebs#if ur a wrio fan getting hot flashes or whatever please do realize he's done the most dirty through the writing. because he was convicted.#as a child. and treated horrifically in prison. but because genshin don't actually want to make commentary on anything.#he's given no real development or complexity in the most Traumatic aspect of his history.#like i said. unfortunately I had my own interpretations of wriolette and especially wriothesley. it's bc when I see something bad i start t#fix them in my head and then i get attached to the superior version that i made up. but like if you don't see a problem#with the fact that 1) wriothesley was originally gonna be the darkest beige in fontaine. and hes the exconvict who#ends up being the warden. the narrative being written isnt a good one. his 'growth' isnt a good one. he was an abused and neglected child#he didn't need 'oh hes a convict but because of his exceptional skills and good perspective he's redeemed himself!' he needed fucking#social services and therapy. Do they even have education in the meropide. he was arrested as a child AGAIN LIKE. WHO TAUGHT HIM ECONOMICS.#even for a character people care about they'd rather suck genshin's dick than think more than a second about what's being spoonfed to them#'it wasn't shown as a good thing for him!' but it's writing a narrative that he 'succeeded' because he works hard and was smart about it n#because he wasn't angry and bitter about his position. because he never blamed or questioned the very system that failed him#these very same narrative are pitched against ex convicts. that they are only respectable if they don't complain and just Be Better despite#being given no support no education no capacity for growth. the fact that genshin talks more about wrio boxing his way to the top of the#prison hierarchy than even mention ONCE that he was given therapy or social support. or even give him a representative in court. no this ki#just showed up and knew he was going to jail the moment he woke up in the hospital bed. LIKE HOW ISNT HE PISSED. DOES HE THINK THAT WAS OKA#those affected by the actions of their oppressors in genshin are literally#never allowed to show anger or resentment and everyone who does are antagonist NPCs or brushed off as 'they misunderstood' like there's a#narrative being written here is that victims are only valid when they're 1) exceptional 2) not angry 3) has the inner peace of a fking sain#and it's always THEIR SOLE responsibility to get their lives figured out god forbid they show symptoms that bugs other people or complain#' if prison standard of living was better crime rates would increase!' guess who also says this irl about prison reform.#anyways. i dont really know that much abt prison reform and abolition but i know enough to tell this is bullshit. hence people with more br
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lets talk abt kinks ! — JJK MEN
SYNOPSIS — kinks i think jjk men secretly have…
PAIRINGS — toji x f!reader, sukuna x f!reader, gojo x f!reader, ino x f!reader, higuruma x f!reader
CONTENT — biting and hickeys, blood play, teasing, humiliation, overstimulation, 69, begging, orgasm control, masochism
OTHER — MNDI 🔞
TOJI — biting and marks
toji shows ZERO mercy when it comes to marking you as his own. while he’s fucking u, he loves biting on your neck and leaving trails of bite marks across your skin that don’t go away for at least a week. whether he’s fucking you from the back or the front, he’s sucking on some part of your body. he loves hearing the the soft moans you make when he bites you which only makes him bite harder, it’s like music to his ears. just using his mouth all over you while he’s throbbing inside you, licking and sucking and kissing, etc. he knows ALL of ur sensitive parts and loves sucking on your sweet spot while ur riding him and the reactions you make when he bites you only makes him go rougher. also the fact that literally everyone can see the work of art he’s made on your neck, bite marks and hickeys (even in places only you two can see 💋) “you’re fucking mine.”
SUKUNA — blood play
sukuna is a mf sadist. he absolutely loves it when you’re at his complete disposal and a little toy he can inflict his cruel desires onto. and there’s nothing he loves more than leaving cuts on your body that leak with sweet crimson liquid. scratching at ur thighs or stomach, anywhere he desires with his sharp nails and watching the blood drip from your tits to your stomach only for him to lick it all up, savoring the taste of you. and the way you arch your back in pain and pleasure drives him crazy, watching you bleed as he fucks you harder and rougher. and the thing he loves most is biting into your neck with his sharp fangs, drinking the blood while he’s pounding inside you. drinking the blood and hearing you squeal in pain from the sudden impact only makes him bite deeper. “your sweet blood is mine, doll. let me taste every last drop of you on my tongue.”
GOJO — teasing/humilation
no matter where you guys are, gojo always finds a way to tease you. whether it’s whispering in your ear how much he wants to be inside you or touching you in the places you’re most sensitive, he just loves seeing you squirm as your face turns beat red. especially at the worst times— at meetings he’ll playfully put his hand in ur inner thigh, inching towards your core just to see that delicious flushed look on your face. he can’t contain himself when he sees you like that, a horny squirming mess. and during sex it’s even better, he’d make you strip down in front of him with his eyes glued onto your body, licking his lips while staring at the flustered mess he created. gojo is the type of guy to make direct eye contact while he’s fucking you. you’ll turn away in embarrassment but he’ll just grab your humiliated face and force you to stare into his eyes while he’s pounding you. it drives him crazy when he sees you squirming underneath him, letting out loud moans that you try to hold in, covering your mouth. but in return, he fucks you harder, rougher, just to hear those sweet noises come out. “come on, you like being like this.. don’t you? my little slut.”
INO — overstimulation
whether it’s you or him, ino loves overstimulation. feeling everything at once, it’s too much to handle but it feels so good. he loves seeing you squirm as he fingers you, making your legs shake after coming for the third time. you tell him to stop, pushing ino away but he knows damn well you want more and he fucking loves it. but whether you’re riding him, giving him a blowjob, or a handjob, he’s gonna be begging for you to keep going. tears flow from his wet eyes, staring up at you bounce on his dick, begging to let him cum. orgasm after orgasm, he wants to come again and again. “p-please! oh fuck- please keep going baby- please l-let me cum!”
HIGURUMA — 69 (duh)
higuruma LOVES EATING PUSSY. this is a known fact, he loves tasting all of you and licking up your sweet juices. and of course, riding his nose is also a factor. you mentioned it once and he absolutely lit up to the idea, looking up and seeing you use him for your personal pleasure made him hard just thinking about it. so when you brought up the idea of 69, you do it every night. sucking his dick while pleasuring his girl was absolute heaven for him, eating you out to perfection while getting a blowjob was just what this overworked man needs after a long day at work! just eating your pussy is enough, but feeling you swallow his dick while he plays with ur clit with his tongue felt heavenly. “god.. you taste so fucking good.. please.. mphm.. keep going.”
#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk smut#sukuna#sukuna ryomen#sukuna smut#sukuna x reader#toji fushiguro#toji x reader#toji smut#gojo satoru#gojo smut#gojo x reader#higuruma hiromi#higuruma x reader#higuruma smut#ino takuma#ino smut#ino x reader
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𝔐𝔦𝔡𝔫𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱 𝔖𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔰
MDNI, pretty pls with a cherry on top
✫A/N: I’m rlly just pushing these fics out my pussy with no hesitation. talking abt pussy if u have one ur gonna love this one. this on is kinda shorter than my other ones but as always, enjoy this one loves!
⋆.ೃ࿔*・Synopsis: You were ovulating and you wanted dick, bad. But it’s almost 2 in the morning and your boyfriend is asleep, so what are you gonna do! You didn’t want to wake him up just for dick, or did you
⋆.ೃ࿔*・wc: 1,673
⋆.ೃ࿔*・Warnings: degradation, masturbation, praise, backshots, slight somno, riding, free use, oral masc!receiving, squirting, gentle, soft mdom, finishing inside (practice safe sex)
(the reader is black)
During ovulation, most women turn into sex-addicted monsters or cock sluts. You’re leaning more towards cock slut. It was 1:30 am on a Tuesday night and your vibrator has become your best friend. You were currently assaulting your clit with your vibrator, going on orgasm number 3. The vibrator wasn’t enough though, you needed him. You let out a quiet moan before reaching your now third orgasm. You feel so pitiful, in the bathroom with the door locked, and sitting on the sink watching your pink bullet vibrator go crazy on your clit. You let out a sigh before cleaning up the mirror where juices flew.
“Fuck, this sucks..”
You mumbled, fixing your bonnet and then sitting on the sink. You get your phone and start texting your friends.
1:45 AM
(♡): “I’m so horny rn and nothing is working”
Sashaluv: “I know you are not telling us about your pussy problems at 1 am :/”
Mikamika: “Have you thought abt going to bed and not telling us abt it??”
You chuckle at Mikasa’s response before sighing and leaving the bathroom. You walk to your room and throw your phone somewhere in the room, not paying attention to where it went or what was open.
You notice your semi-muscular and very shirtless boyfriend sleeping on your bed. Your clit is basically screaming for him, there’s no way you're turned on just by looking at this gorgeous man. His hair was down, messily framing his face, his toned chest moving every time he took a breath, and the hem of his pajama pants hanging low. You wish you could just pounce on him right now and grind your hungry pussy on his dick. Your hand travels down to the hem of your Pajama shorts. You fiddle with the edge of your underwear before finally reaching down and drawing small circles on your clit.
“F-fuck…”
You use your other hand to cover your mouth as you trace the outline of your lips before finally putting 2 fingers in. You let out a shaky moan, and the grip on your mouth tightens as your speed increases. Eren’s facial features are even more beautiful now than ever, the moonlight is hitting his body just right. You can see every muscle, hair, and tattoo. Is this how he feels whenever fucking you? If so you now know why you guys fuck like rabid animals. Your vision gets cloudy as you soak your hands in your sweet juices.
“I can’t take it anymore…I need him”
You huff before walking to the bed and climbing on top of him. He groans a bit at the sudden shift in weight before falling back into a daze. You start grinding on his cock slowly, your head dips back in pleasure.
“Mama…”
Eren utters a breathy moan before rubbing his eyes. You’re lustful brown eyes meet his tired green ones, the way he looks at you drives you even more insane.
“I hope I’m not dreaming, and my pretty girl is grinding her wet pussy on me…fuck”
He groans before putting his hands on your hips and making you grind harder. You bit your lip tightly, trying to keep a moan in your mouth. You feel his cock twitch inside his pants, you grind harder in response.
“You couldn’t sleep so you took matters into your own hands? Fuck…keep going.”
The bed creaks slightly every time you thrust your hips. Moans flooding out of your mouth like a pornstar. The way you and Eren fuck all the time you’re surprised your neighbors don’t think you are one.
“I can’t let you sleep like this mama, you wanna get fucked until you cum baby?”
You nod again, almost making it to orgasm number 5 of the night before he stops you. His long big hands bring your hips to a halt. You whimpered and looked down at his now lustful emerald eyes.
“It’s never that straightforward baby and you know that. I’ll let you use me to your heart's content, but you’re not done until I say so.”
You nod in agreement and start untying his pajama pants before he grabs your wrist to stop you.
“You have to clean up after yourself afterward, I don’t want my pretty slut riding a messy cock.”
His fuckboy smirk enveloped his handsome features. God…you hated that smirk, it only means he has something up his sleeves. But it gets your pussy wet every time, you're soaking through your shorts during this hot and heavy interaction.
“Fine, but just let me use you. Please.”
You gave him the best ‘give me dick.’ look you could muster, and it worked. He groaned softly before nodding. You quickly untie his pajama pants and pull them down. You take off your shorts and pushing your panties to the side.
You grab the base of his cock and adjust yourself before sliding him into your cunt. You both let out deafening moans, you slowly grind on him still trying to adjust to his size.
"Good girl, show me how much you love my cock."
You slowly start bouncing on his cock. Eren admires the way your tits jump every time you bounce on his wood.
“Fuck…you’re so big…”
Eren grins before muttering curses under his breath. He grabs your love handles, forcing you to keep a slow and steady pace. You groaned at Eren’s stubbornness to let you do what you want.
"I know mama, I know. Just do this f'me ok?"
You melted at his sweet words and his silky voice. Eren is the type of man to make you cum with the snap of his fingers. He’s fine, funny, a sweet talker, and has a big dick. What’s not to love? You got brought out of your own mind when Eren started tracing circles around your clit.
“M-my clit…it’s sensitive! E-Eren, please.”
He shakes his head, chuckling at your sudden change in character.
“You were just begging for my cock, what happened? Did the cock slut finally have too much cock?”
His pink lips gave you a fake pout to add to the condescending tone of his voice. Eren thrust his hips into you, leaving tiny kisses on your cervix every time. Your hands run down his chest and to his abs, feeling every muscle and vein on his torso. Eren feels you clench around him, causing a breathy moan to leave his mouth.
“Ma, fuck…you can take it come on, cum on my cock.”
You cry out as your juices cover his cock, Eren is hypnotized watching his cock slide in and out of you. He grunts before sliding you off of his cock.
“You’re so pretty when you cum, now clean up your mess.”
You’re completely cock drunk, the only thing you can think about is Eren's big cock in your cunt. You nod before crawling under the covers and grabbing his dick in your hands. You feel him jerk from your cold touch. You lick up the side of his shaft a couple of times before putting his full length in your throat.
“That throat feels good baby. Let me fuck your throat.”
He grabs the top of your bonnet pushing you as far as you can go. Tears start forming in the corner of your eyes before you start bobbing your head. You can hear Eren mumbling your name under his breath, you take that as a sign that you’re doing a good job.
“Fuck ma I’m about to cum…”
You use your hand to stroke his cock while you suck it, sending him over the edge.
“I wanna cum inside of you, get back up here.”
You do one last stroke of his cock before he pulls you under him. With your face stuffed in the pillow and your ass in the air, it doesn’t take long before Eren rubs your entrance with the tip of his cock.
“You’re so wet for me baby, show me who this cock belongs to.”
He whispers in your ear, trailing soft kisses up your back before shoving his dick inside of you with no warning. You yelp in surprise, his cock spreading you apart so good. He starts with a steady pace before it turns into violent backshots. Your moans are muffled in the pillow and you’re clawing at the sheets.
“Eren! Fuck…slow down.”
You don’t even have to see him to know he’s grinning ear to ear. You hear him click his tongue in response
“No mama, you can take it. I’ve trained this pussy well. Come on, say ‘I can take it’. Say it”
You sobbed into the pillow, not daring to move your hand back to try to stop him. The pleasure is too much, and truthfully you enjoyed it.
“I…I c-can…mmph…take it…”
You were able to get the statement out even between the torment Eren is putting your cervix through.
“You can take what ma? Say for me and I’ll let your pretty pussy cum.”
He whispers in your ear, his hands running up and down your body. He’s leaving hickeys and bite marks all over your neck.
“I…fuck…I can…I can take it! I love it! Fuck…I love your cock!”
You look like a pornstar right now and Eren is loving it. The drool hanging from your two-toned lips, your pink bonnet slipping off your head exposing your knotless braids, the way your plump ass slams against his pelvis, and your puffy pussy wrapped around his cock.
“I’m about to…mmph…cum!”
You sob before coving his cock in more of your juices. He follows closely after, shooting white ropes inside of you and leaving a rim of your mixed fluids around the base of his cock. Eren collapses on top of you, leaving a trail of passionate kisses along your neck.
“You did so well mama, you're such a good girl…”
He trails off, tracing small shapes into your skin.
“Thanks…for the help, I love you…”
“I love you too…”
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Teacher G!P Karina fucking her favourite student in her office for flirting with a girl in her class
Recording you while you’re a moaning mess so that she can blackmail you with it later
Inviting you over at her house so that she can fuck you dumb and fill you up with her cum.
Making you lay down on her bed as she sucks on you small tits :( She thinks they’re the cutest tho.
parings: gp!teacher!rina x fav student!f!reader
warnings: readers implied to have smaller tits, blackmail, ass slapping, cumming inside, dumbification, toned it down with my explanation points😭, this was made at like 5 am so it’s not proofread😭
think i might change into a black&white themee
okay so you’re like the popular girl at school, also known to be flirty with almost every pretty girl you see. even if you were in class which is how you ended in this situation.
“f-fuckk!! i’m sorry, karina!! im- ah!” you couldn’t even form a sentence, you’re getting fucked stupid by your teacher for getting caught flirting with your fellow classmate.
you looked like a mess, were in karina’s office leaning on her desk drool seeping out your mouth with tears rolling down your rosy cheeks. your school skirt was pulled up to reveal your bruised ass cheeks, caused by karina, which was behind you ramming her cock inside your tight cunt.
“should’ve thought about that before you were all over that girl, pretty.” karina grunted.
she gave another smack against your ass making you cry out even more, you were such a whiny and moaning mess for her how could she not take up the opportunity to record your pretty moans?
“ka-ri-karina!! i’m cumming!!” you squealed out, body shaking as your eyes rolled to the back of your head, back arching even more.
“cum for me, my pretty girl.” karina whispered, fucking into harder than before, feeling her own high.
you finally came all on her dick, cum dripping on her floor and covering her cock, squeals and whines heard from you from your intense orgasm.
suddenly she pressed you down to her desk, head even closer to her phone picking up the audio. whimpers and cries spilled outta your mouth from the overstimulation on your cunt but you couldn’t do anything, she was pressing your spent body to her desk.
“ah- almost there pretty. take it all like a good girl!!” karina grunted, head fallen back as she let her moans spill outta her mouth from how your warm cunny was squeezing her!
karina would lowkey use that blackmail wisely, making you such lewd things by having you suck her off or letting her cum inside and telling you to keep it in the whole day! :((
she’d randomly invited you to her house but could you really say no? so you agreed, wearing a miniskirt with a crop top and drove to her house.
thinking abt when you get there she’d open the door and get right to work, she was wearing nothing but a sports bra and some boxers, rock hard dick visible. she’d drag you to her bed and immediately throw you on it, straddling you and undressing you.
once she undressed the two of you she immediately started pounding into you, making you yelp as your body began to rock from how hard she was fucking you!!
she would think your tits are sooo cute! tweaking them and suckin on them as she fucks you dumb, making you cum all over her pelvis!
it would be hours until she stopped, you were soo braindead you just let her use your body until she was done toying with you. your tits were so sensitive from her sucking you jolted everytime she tweaked them :((
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mdni +18 | 1.7 abt your favs giving yu attention.
sitting on the floor, your boyfriend played video games on the bed above you. you rested your head on his knee, sighing softly for his attention. you had walked in front of the tv about 4 times before realizing how deep into the game he was. when the sound of buttons persisted, you sighed even louder, a soft whine leaving your lips in semi-frustration.
"yes?" he asked, his focus still on the TV in front of him. you tug on his pants, continuing to whine. you began fake hitting your head on his knee before letting out a huff.
"babyyyy, you've been playing for like three hours.." you stand in front of him, watching him crane his neck around you and let out his own groan in complaint.
"I know, I promised to get off after this- C'mon, 'm almost done." he held you close to his body, resting his head into the dip of your hip just to continue playing.
"mtch. I don't wanna be close now." you back away, feeling him loosen his grip. he wasn't going to keep you if you didn't want, he knew he was kinda in the wrong for being on his game so much this week. but this new one he really wanted to play just dropped! he looks over at you puppy dog eyes to stay, letting out a soft sigh.
you stand idle for a moment before sitting in front of him. you looking up with a smirk, scooting between his legs. he moved his controller to avoid you bumping your head, eyes flickering towards you for a moment before going back to making groans and grunts of frustration at the television.
you lightly push his stomach for him to relax, watching him take his elbows from his knees and lean them onto the bed instead. "Thought you were gonna leave, Miss attitude.." he was teasing, of course. voice trailing off as the sound of buttons seemed to get louder and more frequent.
"I am," you responded, kissing his crotch and running your finger along his imprint. you could hear him gasp, humming in satisfaction as you held what you could of his cock through his pants. you kiss his tip softly, peppering kisses along his length before feeling him nudge his hips towards you. you knew he wanted you to take his pants off, scooting back from him with a sweet smile.
“bye!” you sang, setting your palms on the floor to get up.
you heard him groan, the sound of the console beeping before he tossed the controller onto the carpeted floor. before you could lift your butt completely off of the ground, his hand was behind your head. he shoved your face into his crotch, rubbing your head into him a bit. “You want attention so damn bad? Here.”
you let out a muffled squeak, hands resting on his thighs as you tried to push away from him. What a way to die, you thought, knowing how much stronger his arms were than yours. he gave mercy, moving his hand with a small laugh. “You just want some dick? That it?”
you squint/glare up at him. Yes, actually. All you wanted was his attention and some dick. Not much to ask for considering you were his girlfriend. “You’re a dick.” you respond, trying to look mad knowing your panties probably had a wet spot in them from the stunt he pulled. hell, the look alone he was giving you was probably enough to turn you on that much. his eyes showed signs of aggression by whatever game he was playing, but also full of want. need. for you now.
“I missed you too, baby.” he slid his sweatpants and boxers down the middle of his thighs, body shivering slightly from the cool air in the room. “I missed you a lot. Sorry for not paying my pretty girl any attention.” his hand tangled itself in the kitchen of your hair, lining his tip to your soft lips.
“I’ll be done for the day, yeah?” not that you wanted to speak back, but whether your mouth opened to respond or suck, he slid himself into your mouth the first chance he got. you let out a muffled whine, swirling your tongue around what you could as you tried to push back against his hand to move at your own pace. he let up slightly, watching you slobber with a satisfied smile.
despite the very stern look on his face, the gasps and moans he let out didn’t sound anything close to being in charge. he played with your hair, attempting to keep it out of your face before soon getting impatient and shoving your head down a little more each time you took him down your throat. he held you at his groin for a moment, watching you scratch at his thigh to stop before he let up once more.
you yank your head back, swallowing some of the saliva in your mouth as you struggle to catch your breath. what an asshole, you thought with a half smile. “C’mon. You want me so bad, get up and bend over.” he interrupted your thoughts, dark eyes watching you stand and do as asked excitedly.
you shimmied out of your shorts, feeling warm hands grip your waist to ‘help’ you out. he pressed himself against your ass, sliding himself between your slick and nudging your clit with the tip of his cock as soon as your panties were low enough.
he grinned at your moans and small gasps from the minimal attention he gave your cunt, moving to grope at your tits.. “All you had to do was use your damn words..” he grabbed at your ass, squishing the flesh between rough hands before spreading you open slightly to line himself up.
“You know I love giving you attention, just stop being such a brat about it.” of course he didn’t mean that, he loved when you caught an attitude or when he needed to remind you to act right. he knew nobody else was going to have you, you could hardly stand him. but he loved it that way. you didnt have to continuously be a brat for his attention because he made sure to give it to you. you were just feeling like you needed a little extra, that's all.
he pushed himself into you, letting out a sigh of relief and pressing his chest against your back. “F..fuck your so warm.. I’ll make sure you know you have my attention.” he rocked his hips against your ass slowly, almost as if he was purposely trying to grind himself as deep as he could inside of you. he groaned in your ear, causing goosebumps to raise on your skin before he placed a soft kiss on your shoulder.
you moaned, biting your lip and trying to hide your face into the sheets the best you could. it was fun to be a brat until you got too embarrassed– too full of dick to even think straight. you whined, knees trying to buckle as you try moving your hips against him.
“Nu-uh. Take it.” he moved to give your poor pussy one good thrust before going back to grinding into you like his life depended on it. he took the liberty to grab a fist full of your hair one last time, yanking your face was met with his. he gave you soft kisses against your lips, listening to you moan and whine through staggered breath in attempt to kiss back.
“I love you, y/n.. Ya know you don’t gotta beg for my attention.” he mumbled against your lips, pressing his tip against that spot just a bit more before moving in and out of you. he moved his kisses down your neck and back to your shoulder, biting into it softly.
you feel your nails grip into the sheets, looking back at him with a smile. it felt like the room was spinning, your stomach tying itself in knots as he pressed against that spot. “l..love you too..” you stutter out, watching his seriousness fade with a small laugh. he knew the look behind your eyes meant you were probably not completely here right now, and that's okay. he’ll take care of you.
he let your hair go, rubbing his hands over the arch of your ass and to your back as he thrusted into you. he kept the pace slow and deep, leaving teasing kisses down your back as he pinned your hips into the mattress. after leaving a few kisses he watched your eyes shut in pleasure, moving faster just to hear your squeaks and moans get louder.
you could feel your body jolt each time he thrusted into you. your hand reached back to push him away, “t’s too muchhhh..” you cry out, feeling tears spill out. you feel him let your hip go, grapping onto your arm with a decent grip before using it to help thrust into you.
“It’s too much?” he let out a soft chuckle, putting his foot onto the bed for leverage. he used his other hand to hold your shoulder, snickering. he was obviously laughing at your disheveled manner and begging. “My poor girl, you can take it. I know you can. I just want you to know you have. All. My. Attention.” he punctuated each word with a deep thrust, groaning as the sound of your skin slapping together echoed in the small bedroom.
you felt the knot in your stomach start to come undone, nails scratching lightly at the hand gripping onto you. your thighs began to shake as you came, your other hand gripping the sheet so hard your knuckles turned white. you mumble out a string of incoherent words, babbling something along the lines of i love you and breathless moans to go slower.
he let your arm go watching it fall onto the mattress as he plowed into you harder, creaming into you only a few moments later. He slid out slowly, watching the rest of his mess spill onto your ass and out of your poor, swollen pussy.
“You okay..?” he asked, also pretty out of breath as he took a seat next to you. you laid on your stomach with a huff, smacking his arm to let him know you were at least alive. you whined tiredly, motioning to the mess that he was now going to clean up considering your insiders felt like mush.
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