#and i wanna flirt with his granddad

[ofmermaidstories]

Your works are absolute masterpieces and i hear everyone praising SWYR and SJLT (rightfully so) but i have to say yall are sleeping on The Sun God's Bride like–

I'm not even exaggerating when I say it has been in the back of my mind for a good half year and whenever I see a particularly picturesque sunny morning I think of the way you describe the Reader bathed in sunlight. Just gawd the whole concept is great and i'm in love with the fic wholeheartedly and ik its only one chapter BUT its a hella good chapter.

Whenever or whether you decide to continue it, i needed you to know for the sake of my own sanity.

I hope you have the greatest day, i'm sending you good vibes <3

(Also kind request for more merms nail content i am so invested as to what the next set is gonna look like i cant wait)

Hi, Foxy. 🥺🥺🥺☀️🪞🌾 You know—I was standing in the sun when I first read your ask. It’s winter here, and the house is cold everywhere except in the pockets of sunlight that pour in and I was wriggling my toes in the warmth of one with my phone in hand when I saw that you’d sent this. The Sun God’s Bride is still in the queue—it’s just suffering the same fate every WIP i have that isn’t SJLT is, at the moment. 💀 But I’m like halfway through the second chapter—and it’s my general plan to update the fic after we’ve finished SJLT!

Actually, there’s probably a really interesting discussion about like—the differences in style and even characterisation, that happens, when you return to a WIP after such a long time. 🧐 There’s a couple of little things I’d tweak, if I was rewriting that first chapter now—but hopefully the second chapter just strengthens the story overall. 🥹 I can’t remember if I’ve shared this part, but here’s a teeny bit of chapter 2—

I hope you have a gentle weekend, Fox. 🥺🎐 I’m gonna think about you every time i stand in a puddle of sunshine, now. ☀️🌷💕

[eddiesxangel]

I’m drunk so I’m posting it. It’s been in my drafts for so long and it’s not really proof read

Joes grandfather lives at the retirement home you work at and he’s your favourite resident. He gives you advice and is the grandfather you never had!

One day he’s telling you about his grandson you have yet to meet bc he only visits in weekend and you joke around like “oh he sounds like a catch you should set me up.”

Joe finally comes to visit on one of your shifts. You flirt and are sweet but professional. The next few weeks go by and Joe is visiting more and more during the week on your shifts. More and more flirting happens, bolder comments just because you think he’s so cute!!! He’s Joe Quinn!!! but he’s never seen your face bc of COVID and mask policies are strict still.

It’s a Friday night, it’s been a hard shift, hell it’s been hard week, you and your work friend needed to blow off some steam so you get ready to go out dancing. Not being able to dress up and go out in literal years bc of COVID you go all out on your looks, full hair/makeup sexiest dress you own. This was your night to just drink and dance and have fun and get dolled up bc you don’t wear makeup to work, only full in your brows and a bit of mascara to look not dead.

Dancing the night away you feel someone behind you, you look at your friend to silently ask if he’s cute. Her eyes go wide bc she knows him too, working at the same place. She smirks and walks away leaving the two of you together, curious you turn around and smile up at him. “Hi” you smile, he he smiles back and leans in to kiss you, and you let him. It’s Joe for Christ sake and you’re finally with him not at work so nothing matters anymore. You pull back practically out of breath “fancy seeing you here” you tilt your head. “You wanna get a drink”

You’re in a quieter areas where you can kind of talk “stalking me now?” You giggle playing with the straw of your drink he just bought you. He looks at you confused “I’m sorry do we know one another?” Oh he didn’t know, this could be fun…

“Oh we have met before Joseph 😉” his eyes scanning your face. He’s trying to think how he knows you. Your voice is familiar but it’s loud in the bar. “What’s your name” “I can’t tell you that, it won’t be fun anymore” you flirt “oh come one please tell me” he’s begging. “You won’t give me a hint I feel like a right dickhead” “nope you’ll figure it out.” “Can I at least get your number? Or do I already have that too?” You hold out your hand for his phone and put in your contact information under “mystery girl” you give him back his phone and he smirks rolling his eye “ you really wont tell me?” He leaned into you locking you into the bar staring into your eyes “you’re so familiar I just can’t place it” you giggle from the alcohol “you’re smart, you’ll figure it out, sometimes when you’re not in the setting you don’t recognize people” you can see the wheels in head turning but he just cannot figure it out

The rest of the night was amazing, you found your friend and introduced one another, he also recognized he but still couldn’t place her. She almost gave it away but you quickly told her about the game you were playing. After he asked you to come out with him for a lot night bite to eat, a little more kissing may or may night have happened and you were on cloud nine!

You and Joe have been texting non stop since you bumped into him at the bar. The next time he came to visit grandad you were so excited because maybe he’s figured it out?

More flirting happens but you give nothing away. You’re favourite twisted sitting beside you oblivious to what’s happening. You let them enjoy their vist but cannot help but overhear Joe talking to his granddad

“I’ve met someone grandad” “oh Joey good tell me about her what’s her name” “that’s the thing she won’t tell me!” You can’t help but giggle to yourself

Before Joe leave he stops at your desk to say goodbye

“Hi Joseph, how can I help you” “you’re a girl” “thanks, I didn’t know” “I mean I need some advice” “oh girl advice?” You raise your brows at him “ I’m talking to someone but she won’t tell me her name and it’s killing me, what do I do?” “she won’t tell you her name?” You say playing dumb. He shakes his head, “she says i know her but I can’t for the life of me figure out from where.” He signs in defeat. You almost give in right then but it’s been so fun this past week teasing him you need to keep it up just a bit longer. “Sounds like she’s fun, wants to keep you interested” “oh she’s keeping my interested alright” he laughs. You look at him, you’d be disappointed if it wasn’t you he was talking to, the flirting going on wasn’t just one sided. He started it. “Tell me about her?” You reach out to touch his hand that’s resting on your desk as You ask tilting your head “she’s get the most beautiful eyes” he says and he looks from your hands touching to yours. The nail polish… he recognized it, he commented on it at the bar bc he hadn’t seen that shade before. You’re smiling from under your mask you can’t hold it back anymore he’s broken you bc he’s the cutest and he makes your brain melt.

His eye svo wide with realization “Oh you are good”

[extremelyblackandwhite]

i wanna know what love is - 21

Pairing: rockstar! sebastian stan x writer!reader

Warnings: sexual themes

A/N: enjoy xx 💕💕

Last Chapter // Next Chapter

Sebastian’s heart dropped. Not because she was a virgin, but because she was worried about being one. He understood the person he had become over the years. His public persona was not the one that he had wanted to be back when he started making music but someone had to be. He wasn’t stupid, he knew writers and fans liked to label people in a band and the truth was he was the one who got lost in the limelight in the beginning. He was a kid from a small country in Eastern Europe who had moved all his childhood and was pretty much invisible during high school, suddenly all the girls he met wanted to be with him and as a 20 year old, he was way too glad to jump into life’s pleasures. After that he was almost branded as the wildcard and as rebellion he decided to adapt it. With Y/N, however, he wanted to be a better person, he wanted her to feel safe and trust him. 

     - I’ve kissed two guys in my whole life. I was class president, part of most clubs in high school and then various societies in university. I didn’t have time to flirt, I don’t even feel comfortable flirting ... - she continued rambling. He had noticed that Y/N tended to ramble on whenever she got nervous. - And you have a lot of experience.

    - It’s just joking, Y/N. I would never touch you without your permission and god if you never wanna do it, fine by me. I just wanna be by your side, even if your dad and granddad scare me. 

    - You sure you wouldn’t want to be with the guys in Maryland? I understand my family is a walking version of a debutante ball.

    - Your family does have a shotgun as room decor. - he added making her chuckle. Sebastian wrapped his arm around her, kissing the side of her head as she leaned on his shoulder. - Besides, I get a chance to see baby pictures.

   - That’s an absolute no. - she looked up at his baby blue eyes. Sebastian had pretty eyes, even when all she wanted to do was punch him in the face, she always loved his blue eyes, specially the contrast with the dark hair. - We’re not in that place yet. 

   - Y/N, dinner. - her mother knocked on the door from outside, interrupting their moment making them both groan. Y/N walked to the door, opening it slightly to tell her she would be coming down in a bit. Her eyes roamed from her toes up, she definitely was not dressed in a manner her grandfather would seem fit for dinner. She rushed to her wardrobe, looking at most of the clothing she had left there once she moved out. 

   - What are you looking for? - Sebastian asked, leaning against her bed. She had a bed full of pillows and some stuffed animals from her childhood, which created a very soft and fluffy bed that made him want to go to sleep.

   - Supper appropriate clothing. - she started to throw clothing around. Some of it didn’t even fit her anymore, she had to remind herself to take them to a charity shop, however she barely came up to visit her childhood home. She normally went to her parents summer house in the Hamptons, never her childhood home. 

   - Supper appropriate clothing? - he furrowed his brows, taking a white bunny from under his neck. - I think you look lovely.

   - I’m wearing trousers, that is sacrilege at dinner. - she throw even more clothing out, some of it even hitting Sebastian. She came face to face with a dress she had bought online for a Ascot Race and took it out. - Do you think this does it?

   - You know I always love when you look like Little Boo Peep. - he chuckled making her roll her eyes. She placed her dress on top of the bed, peeling her shirt and yoga trousers out while Sebastian tried his best not to look at her by instead staring at her room. He knew Y/N was an overachiever, he found it quite adorable, but he’d never known about everything she had done in her life. She could see pictures of her doing various activities from archery to tennis. 

   - Right, what do you think? - she said, zipping her dress up as he turned. Sebastian thought she looked like a high class lady with a very beautiful sheer-ish white dress with a silhouette that was reminiscent of the 50s new look style. He smiled, getting up for her bed and pulling her towards his chest. - I look like Eliza Doolittle, don’t I?

   - A hot Eliza Doolittle. - he was about to kiss her before her mother knocked again. Y/N groaned, pulling away from Sebastian and opening the door. He followed her, arm wrapped around her waist as they walked to the dinning table where everyone he had meet before. There were two vacant seats in the table, which they both took. 

Her mother and father brought in the dinner while her grandfather had a burning look on Sebastian as he questioned his granddaughter on her internship at Rolling Stone and experiences in New Yorker. He was an old time man and the one who had inherited the fortune from Y/N’s great grandfather while his son, Y/N’s father, went off into becoming a reporter. They were a very traditional upper class family and he couldn’t understand why Y/N had pulled herself out of it.

   - So, what do you do, Mr. Stan? - he changed the conversation. 

   - I’m a musician, sir. - Sebastian replied, a nervous feeling growing within him. Normally being a rockstar would impress people but he knew that her grandfather would not find it important.

   - Where did you graduate from? - Y/N rolled her eyes at him. She knew where he was about to go and she knew he was about to trap Sebastian. 

   - I didn’t go to university, sir. 

   - Then how are you a musician? - she knew it. She knew he was gonna do that. 

   - Grandpa, it is not appropriate to judge people. - she said, as she cut onto the potatoes on her plate. - How’s business?

   - We actually hired someone you know, Y/N. Tom Vanderbilt, you remember him, right? Great business associate, just like his father. 

   - I’m sure he is. - of course she remembered him and she knew exactly why he had brought that about. 

   - He’s coming for Easter lunch, tomorrow. - her father added breaking the ice that had formed but instead it only made her angrier. Sebastian was very confused, not understanding why the family had suddenly gotten into a very silent fight. Theseus coughed, raising from his chair and turning his head towards Sebastian. 

   - I’m gonna get more wine. Sebastian, why don’t you come? - the rockstar decided that it would be better to follow her brother than to be in that environment. He got off from his chair and followed him into the kitchen but instead of stopping, he kept walking until he reached the garden. He leaned against the wall, grabbing a cigarette, placing it on his mouth, and one of those old school lighters. - Do you smoke?

   - Could have one actually. - Sebastian tried not to smoke in front of Y/N, he always tried his best not to do it but she really wasn’t around. He offered him one from his B&H pack and Sebastian gladly took it, lightening with its own lighter. He puffed the first cloud of smoke out, tapping it against the wall to get rid of some ash. - What are they so worked up about?

   - Tom Vanderbilt. That son of a bitch. - he chuckled, looking over to him. 

   - Who’s Tom Vanderbilt?

   - Y/N’s ex-boyfriend. - he took another puff of his cigarette. - He’s the supposed heir to Vanderbilt, they went to Yale together and he became our grandfather’s favourite. 

   - She told me about him, just never had a name added to it. - he shrugged, clearly sharing the same hatred towards the unknown man. - Why do they like him so badly? 

   - Granddad thinks that a man needs to have a swell time before they get settled down. Of course, Y/N is a private person and doesn’t really tell them why he really left. 

   - Didn’t he ghost her? - his interest was peaked. 

   - He did. Didn’t she tell you why? - he furrowed his forehead at Sebastian, surprised his sister had confided in Sebastian already. - He tried his best shot on her, she said no and then he left. We should probably get that wine before my folks realise we’ve been gone for far too long. 

[archersandsunsets]

Just got off the phone with The Boy :)))) I'm seeing him tomorrow!!!!

Skdkgkkg got to talk to him for 20 minutes :) in which he talks about the motorcycle he's fixing up, the leather jacket of his granddad's he found in it

(and I tease him about how I like a good leather jacket... "interesting" he says... and then he tells me he's working out tomorrow)

Flirting!!! It went like this:

"Oh, a leather jacket? I like me a good leather jacket."

Him: "Oh, do you now?"

Me: "Yes."

Him: "Interesting."

Then when he said he was working out:

"You're working out?" I say.

Him: "What, is that so inconceivable?"

"Nooooo! That's not what I meant! I just think it's interesting."

Then I told him to check his Snap bc I sent him something he might enjoy (selfies) and he tells me I look very cute in them :)))))

As far as tomorrow goes, I don't know what we're doing and he won't tell me, apparently we're "figuring" that out too (in reference to how he keeps saying we're just figuring things out when i mention that we're dating)

Idk, it feels like more than that now. After Indy.

I suggested Frozen II. Or, getting a start on the long movie list of things I haven't seen

(and he goes "that's like 50 million movies!" to which I am lowkey and dramatically offended)

Then there may have been a moment where we just kept saying "goodnight" back and forth like we didn't wanna hang up

(I flat out told him I didn't but he said he wanted to get some sleep so I respected that)

[applegelstore]

Well, if you don’t mind me asking again . . . Final Fantasy 6 or just Final Fantasy in general for the ask meme if you haven’t played 6?

(for this ask meme!)

I did play 6, I just didn’t finish XD. I did get to the World of Ruin, though. But barely. The entire franchise would probably take forever, so just 6 is fine with me for now! But I love 4 and the PSOne era games, so if anyone’s curious, I’ll gladly answer more ♥And you can ask as many times as you want ♥

Favorite character:Locke! I wish he could go on a thievery treasure hunting spree with Yuffie and Zidane and live out his days merrily, but Dissidia never delivered on that part. Shame on you! Shame on your cow!

Least Favorite character:Celes. The aloof sexy lady is pretty much one of my anti-tropes and I can’t even think of exceptions off the top of my head. Defrosting the ice queen helps, but not much.

5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon):I don’t ship anything

Character I find most attractive:Tina/Terra! With either green or blonde hair, doesn’t matter, both is beautiful. Although I have a tendency towards green because she isn’t human after all. AND WHAT’S WRONG WITH ANIME HAIR?? And anyway being half esper adds to attractiveness. Yes it does.

Character I would marry:I don’t wanna, thanks

Character I would be best friends with:A grown up Relm probably lol

a random thought:Please please redo this game. Maybe I’ll actually finish it if loading the menue screen doesn’t take an hour (I played the HORRIBLE PSOne port). Do with it what you did with FF4 and give it the Nintendo DS treatment. THE RESULT WOULD BE AMAZING. FF6 has wonderful aesthetics, lovely music, and one of the best villains in videogame history, PLEASE LET THEM SHINE. Doesn’t help that the gameplay is terribly outdated by now, gameplay that I can enjoy would also help along greatly.…It would also have been the much better choice for a friggin’ high end graphics PS4 remake than FF7 in my opinion.

An unpopular opinion:The game is overrated. How much more unpopular can I get? (90% of the characters never really clicked with me, which is pretty much the worst thing that can happen to you if you want me to enjoy a game. Or a whatever).

My Canon OTP:I am aware of canon ships and I am simply indifferent towards them.

My Non-canon OTP:See above

Most Badass Character:Oh gosh good question. Shadow’s dog? Sabin “I can supplex a motherfucking train thanks to 16bit graphics” Rene Figaro? KEFKA???

Most Epic Villain:It is not even a question that Kefka is the most epic of ax-crazy clowns ever

Pairing I am not a fan of:As I said I am simply indifferent. I guess Locke and Setzer mourning their deceased lovers got quite on my nerves – I mean not the mourning itself, of course you will mourn a dead lover, but. Y’know. I will never get behind why you’d flirt with anyone if you’re not over your ex yet. I know you can’t cheat on anyone if your significant other is dead, but you still don’t have your heart back to give it away, if you know what I mean. Please? Don’t? So yeah, maybe that’s the reason why Locke/Celes never quite clicked for me. But y’know it’s just me

Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another):What are the bonus characters even good for if they don’t have a personality to speak of? I was also a little bit disappointed that there are so many characters but not all of them have actual plot relevance. (did Relm and her granddad have plot relevance to speak of?? I don’t even remember errr)

Favourite Friendship:Shadow and his dog

Character I most identify with:I don’t.

Character I wish I could be:Don’t ever expect me to want to be anyone

[theclixuemusings]

sadie: 02, 03 & 06

02:  A memory from your character’s teenage years

“Uhm, I mean... I have this weird-ass memory from back in the day when all I did was hang out with Mitch? He was desperate to try MDMA, so we ended up in some random park in WEHO where we met a couple of Serbian dudes. Looked more like a granddad and his son, who didn’t even speak English, kinda felt like we were in the middle of a movie scene, but whatever, we made it out, and yeah – we did the damn thing. I remember it made my heart beat really fast at some point, but then he like, grazed my back so I managed to think of other things. It’s honestly surreal to think about, cause nowadays, I can’t stand the dude… like, I can’t stand him.”

03:  A memory from your character’s career

“Okay, so Zac was shooting his Bad Neighbors movie and showed up with Seth Rogen at the store where I used to work. Abercrombie & Fitch. They were like shirtless and Zac, obvi, looked hot as fuck, and I’m pretty sure they were stoned cause all they did was laugh and take thousands of reshoots before we could like… open the shop for ordinary customers again. I’d done a couple of acting classes at the time, but I still didn’t have enough confidence to say ‘hi’ or get a picture. Sorta regretting that, but hey, maybe I’ll see him on set one day? You never know.”

06:  Something that makes your character angry

“I’m literally in a glass house right now throwing stones, but… I really can’t stand girls who hit on other girls' boyfriends? Like, if you wanna flirt with someone, find yourself your own boyfriend. It feels different when you know it’s real love in the picture, but that doesn’t make me a saint, you know? I’ve been there too many times, but that never beats the paranoia in being continuously cheated on. My ex fucked other girls all the time. At first, I was too naive to even believe the rumors, but then I started to notice his behavior changed, that – when I wanted sex he didn’t care for it? And he smelled perfume, just not… my perfume? And every time some hot girl would flirt with him at parties he didn’t even budge. I could literally be in the same room and he wouldn’t care. Girls who do that are bitches, which makes me a bitch, but so be it. I’m done with all that, I got my perfect man and now we live together, and that’s never gonna change.”

[dragonsongs-reprise]

Ranpo, Kunikida, and Dazai for the ask meme?

Give Me A Character; And I’ll break their ass down:

Sorry in advance for the long response!

Ranpo:

How do I feel about this character:One of the more interesting characters of the series as he has no ability despite the series focusing almost solely on ability users. A good boy that made me emotional while reading his light novel (okay, I also cried at the Oda scene like the Oda fangirl I am but that’s besides the point). A small boy that I wanna protect.

All the people I ship romantic with this character:Poe: I just,, love how pure Ranpoe is. They are soft boys together.Also, I feel into Ranzai hell because I hate getting new content of the ships I like. Okay, but Dazai and Ranpo have the personalities and capability of having great chemistry together and I just,, I love them smart boys together,

My non-romantic OTP for this character:Yosano: They just have nights where they hang out talking shit about everyone else while also talking about their love life.Fukuzawa: Give me the father/son content that I need! Also: In AU’s where Oda survived, them being good friends, it A+ stuff

My unpopular opinion about this character:He’s not the gremlin man-child the fandom makes him out to be.

One thing i wish would happen/ had happened with this character in canon:More of the interactions Ranpo had with Fukuzawa and the ADA members between light novel 3 and the current story.

Let me put the rest under a read more cause I wrote so much!!

Kunikida:

How do I feel about this character:Uhh, besides the fact that he is one of two characters I’ll cry about for an hour about in this series? Okay, let me be serious here. Kunikida is the best written and developed character in the series besides Oda. He is such a good boy. The fact that he holds onto his ideals and the way of life he set out for himself even when these are constantly tested and pushed over and over again is just so awe-inspiring. Such a noble man and a person of virtue. He so selfless and he just wants to protect everyone he can. And the moment that he fails for whatever reason, the lose hits him hard. And even when he loses someone, he puts his heart out for people again and again. He just wants, no needs, to help people, the consequences to himself be damned. I just,,,, really love Kunikida and I can and will cry about him.Also, he’s a sharped dressed glasses boy with long hair, I was in love with his design before I even fell in love with his character

All the people I ship romantic with this character:Dazai: Since the very first episode of the anime. These two truly understand each other better then anyone else at the agency. Also, they care about each other so much!!! They have their fights sure, but they’re never malicious in nature. Please, just read light novel 1! It’s the good Kunikidazai content, and it shows just how quickly they get to understand and know each other.Katai: Ever since chapter.41 got translated, I fall in love with them. First off, childhood friends guys, the good stuff. But, they truly are such good friends that care about each other so much and would go to any length for each other!Oda: In AU’s where Oda lives. I think the two of them would get along so well, They’re similar in many ways, yet they have enough little differences in their view points and life experiences that they wouldn’t become stale togetherAngo: Glasses boys that deal with DazaiAlso, lowkey ship with Chuuya and Ranpo

My non-romantic OTP for this character: Anyone under 18 in the series are now his kids, no ifs or buts. He’s every child’s parent now. A family can be a 22 year old man and his many kidsFukuzawa: Father/son bonding over training together

My unpopular opinion about this character: Stop making Kunikida heartless and cold 2K17!!!

One thing i wish would happen/ had happened with this character in canon:“Slides Asagiri $20* Please, I beg you. Give me the forbidden Kunikida backstory on how he became the driven man he is nowKunikidazai team up in the manga, please!Also, Kunikatai going to school togetherWhat do you mean I was only supposed to list 1 thing??

Dazai:

How do I feel about this character: I hate this guy *starts sweating* Okay, I love Dazai a lot! But! I’m not gonna be a Dazai apologist, the boy has done MANY things wrong, Yet, I find myself so invested in him, even though he’s one of the biggest asshole in the entire series. Characters with grey morality and complex issues that aren’t explored to their full potential in canon are some of my favorite character types, and Dazai is like my top choice for both of these. Also, he’s so much fun to dissect and break down into meta writing and just trying to understand his thinking is fascinating to me.Also, the man is really fucking pretty. 10/10, no matter what he’s wearing or what era it is

All the people I ship romantic with this character: Kunikida: As I said before, I’m a HUGE Kunikidazai shipper. I love how Dazai actually respects Kunikida and the man’s dreams and ideals. Dazai himself may be a pragmatist, but he loves the fact that Kunikida can still be this idealistic person even when the world kicks him down over and over. They just,,, have a wonderful relationship built of mutual trust and respect for each otherRanpo: These two are the closest in intelligence out of the ADA and both of them have a talent of being able to read people. I think they would have an interesting dynamic together.Fyodor: Purely for the aesthetic and dynamic that a relationship could bring. It wouldn’t be a 100% healthy relationship, but,,, blame the Callme RP circle and my love for ships where both people are so similar in some ways that it’s terrifying for this.Chuuya: Lowkey, but let it be known. The only reason that I started to really like them together was because someone brought up a Yokai & hunter AU and they said they didn’t know anything about yokai lore so they couldn’t talk about it and my yokai loving ass went: Hey!!!! I can write that!!!

My non-romantic OTP for this character: Oda: Their platonic relationship is super important to me. I just,,, really love itFukuzawa: Give me Fukuzawa being a good boss to Dazai and trying to be a positive role of authority in Dazai’s life after he worked with Mori the cuck.Yosano: Give me these two being drinking buddies and going to bars and having competitions with each other over who can have the most people respond positively towards their flirting.Hirotsu: Mafia granddad who still cares about Dazai after he left the mafia, I just really love it

My unpopular opinion about this character: We gotta stop with the thing that people do where they say that Dazai’s past actions are okay because he’s gotten better. Cause that ain’t how redemption works.Also, he isn’t the best written character in the series currently. Even though I can see how he easily could be written better.

One thing i wish would happen/ had happened with this character in canon: Let! Him! Fail! He needs to fall down a peg and he neds to know that he can be wrong! I’m kinda tired of the “It was all part of my keikaku all along!” bullshit(Translator note: Keikaku means plan)Also, can we have more time dictated to show how these problems that Dazai clearly has affects his day-to-day life? Like, show us that sometimes he’s too depressed to even get out of bed for work in the morning.

[hunbomb]

baker! doyoung

ok so i am SO SORRY i have been so inactive.... school amirite ;))))

- aight so theres this bakery you always go to

- nd theres always an old man who makes rly good pastries n shiz 

- but one day,,,, he’s not there! well he actually is but he’s not the one at the counter

- instead, theres this cute ass guy 

- so u like choke on ur spit n try to look cool

- but when u get to the counter ur a complete fail

- “hey,,,,,is,,,uh- the old guy her- nO I MEAN MR”

- “bahahhahaha you mean my grandad? he’s in the back lemme get him”

- yoU almost died

- his voice????is???pure???honey????

- its so velvety n smooth

- soon later ur usually old man came

- “so i see u met my grandson, doyoung”

- “aHhahHHh yes”

- he thinks its rly cute how u started fumbling over ur words and being flustered

- ‘hey doyoung,,, go show her around the kitchen,,, maybe teach her some stuff??”

- lol granddad over here clearly could see the interest y'all had in eachother

- why not hook up his grandson with a cute girl?

- so u and doyoung head to the kitchen

- *cue awkward silence*

- “so.......”

- “so.......”

- lolol y'all were just flustered lil puppys

- suddenly, doyoung offers to bake a cake w u

- oF COURSE U SAY YES

- CAKE IS HELLA GOOD BY E

- so then doyoungs starts teaching u how to use some kitchen equiptment 

- ofc the chile hand brushes happen

- bUT!ITS!JUST!SO!CUTE!!!!

- lowkey you just stare at doyoungs hands n arms

- cause like

- ogmogmogmogmogmogm 

- they r so ughugHUGUHGD

- anyway

- so when y'all r done making da cake

- iTSS SO GOOD

- YOU TEAR UP A LIL BIT

- nd doyoung just blushes when you compliment it

- “mPSH- THID- ID- SO- GIDGH”

- “hahhah u made it too!”

- dis boi is just too nice

- then

- all of a sudden

- “wanna catch some coffee with me later? you're really cute and i know this good cafe that would be a good place to share a drink! buT don't buy any pastries or shit cause they fake af”

- suddenly salty doyoung comes out bUT YOU LOVE IT

- “uh! yeah ofc!!!! and ew no cafe pastries suCk bUtTHole????so??disgusting???”

- you guys may have thought y'all were cute, but now u guys like each other even more

- time skip 2 cafe

- aight so y'all have sum americans rite

- bUT THE N

- this waitress comes over

- nd starts flirting with doyoung! while y'all r pretty much on a date!!!!

- but doyoung aint having it

- “uhm,,,,,excuse me,,,, do you not see that i am on a date?”

- u kind of choke on ur spit cause

- its a date yAAAAAAY

- the waitress then gets all flustered and walks away

- lololollololololollolol

- the dat went well

- y'all exchanged numbers

- twas all good

- a bit of dating! baker doyOUNG LEGGO

- so since his grandfather is a baker and taught doyoung all these skills n shit

- doyoung bakes for u all the time

- u aint complaining tho

- his croissants r TO DIE FOR

- always pays attention o what u say

- “uh itS REALLY GOOD I SWEAR but just a lil too salty?? idk my tongue could be lyi-”

- “oMGHDSH BABE I AM SOSORRY LEMME MAKE ANOTHER BATCH”

- “nonono honey its fine you don't have t-”

- “oOOPS THE PVENS ALREADY ON? I ALREADY HAVE ALL THE INGREDIENTS???”

- jfc doyoung

- but he gives u discounts at the bakery

- like not even discounts just full on gives it to u for free

- u probs saved like $127 dollars within that month (sEE WHAT I DID THERE BAHAHHA)

- doyoung treats u like a queen

- and makes sure 2 put all his love into whatever he’s making u

- he’s a keeper 

I LOVE DOYOUNG SHNGCDHXBJNSZA