#and i think this brush just singlehandedly solved my whole problem

[south-sea]

pincushion hog (he's fine don't worry)

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You both like Seblaine, Huntbastian, and Kurtbastian.

Stranger: [3:34am] I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU. -SS I am so so so crazy about you. -SS I haven't slept with anyone else in weeks because it just feels so weird and gross. -SS I'm falling for you. Like so hard. -SS

You: Sure you are. -HC

Stranger: I am. I love you. -SS I've never loved anyone before. -SS

You: Ha ha, really funny. -HC

Stranger: I'm not kiddingggg!!! -SS I'm coming over and i'm gonna prove it. -SS

You: No, you're not. It's the middle of the night. -HC

Stranger: I AM. -SS

You: You're drunk. -HC

Stranger: That just means I've had a lot of tequila, not that I don't know how I feel. -SS

You: Maybe. Maybe you're that kind of drunk. -HC

Stranger: You know I'm not that kind of drunk. -SS

You: You could be sometimes. -HC

Stranger: Ssshhhhhhh. -SS I meaaaan it. -SS

You: We'll talk about it tomorrow. -HC

Stranger: But I'm almost at your placeee. -SS

You: Fine, alright, You're an idiot, though. -HC

Stranger: Am not. :( :( -SS

You: You are. -HC

Stranger: Whyy? Because I love you? -SS

You: For wandering around drunk. -HC

Stranger: You worry too much. -SS

You: I can't not. -HC

Stranger: I can take care of myself!!! -SS

You: Sure you can. -HC

Stranger: I caaann! Do it all the time. -SS

You: You also drink too much. -HC

Stranger: Nooo. Never too much. -SS

You: It's true. -HC

Stranger: Is not. -SS

You: It is. You're killing your liver. -HC

Stranger: Ugghh. Shush. If you had my life you would drink too. -SS

You: Would I? -HC

Stranger: Yuuuppp. -SS

You: Well, you shouldn't. -HC

Stranger: Well, I do what I want. -SS

You: Mhm. Where are you, anyway? I've got my door unlocked for your drunk ass. -HC

Stranger: I am... -SS On a street. -SS

You: Bastian. -HC

Stranger: It's cute when you call me that. -SS

You: I'm sure it is. -HC

Stranger: [delayed] I just tripped. Oops. -SS I'm on Charles Street. See. Totally know where I am. -SS

You: And you know how to get here from there? -HC

Stranger: Mmhmm. Sure. -SS

You: Just get in a cab. -HC

Stranger: Don't you just love when cabs magically appear when you say the word cab? -SS

You: That is convenient. -HC

Stranger: I'm being sarcastic, loser. I'm walking and I'm doing just fine. -SS

You: Are you? -HC

Stranger: Yes I am. -SS

You: Okay. -HC

Stranger: You in your room? Or pacing the living room? -SS

You: The latter. -HC

Stranger: You're silly. -SS

You: I'm not. -HC

Stranger: Do you know how many times I've walked myself home drunk? -SS I started getting wasted when I was about fourteen in France. -SS You're being bery silly. -SS

You: That was irresponsible and unsafe. -HC

Stranger: Yeeess, Sir. -SS Next time I do it, I'll make sure you don't know. :) -SS

You: Sebastian, no. -HC

Stranger: Loosen up, babe. -SS I hope you have alcohol because I need to get you on my level. -SS

You: I'm not getting shitfaced tonight. -HC

Stranger: Whyyyy? -SS

You: I don't drink like you do. I'll get an awful hangover. -HC

Stranger: But then we can have a super lazy hangover day tomorrow. -SS I'd even be nice and make you breakfast. -SS

You: Maybe. -HC

Stranger: Just maybe? -SS

You: Yeah. -HC And we do have to have a real talk at some point about your feelings. -HC

Stranger: That makes it sound like you don't feel the same. -SS

You: I didn't say that. -HC

Stranger: :) -SS

You: Just get here. -HC

Stranger: It was ten minutes before Sebastian stumbled through Hunter's front door, shouting, "Honey, I'm home!" And proceeding to laugh at himself when he tripped up again as he stepped inside, falling onto his knees which were already scuffed from his first fall, a small tear in one leg of his jeans. Luckily, the alcohol was currently numbing any pain.

You: Hunter looked over when he heard the door opening, letting out a soft sigh of relief that he was finally there and in one piece. "Hey, you," he said, rolling his eyes at him. "I was genuinely concerned I was going to have to go out there and find you."

Stranger: Sebastian held up his hands, hinting for Hunter to help him up, "I told you I would be fine, but noooo," He slurred out, though he couldn't help his grin as he looked up at him, "You just have to worry your pretty little head about me."

You: "Except for how I most certainly do have to worry about you," Hunter said, shaking his head. He moved forward, helping Sebastian to his feet and tugging him over to the couch.

Stranger: Sebastian scoffed, allowing Hunter to pull him over to the couch, "You do not, I'm nineteen years old," He reminded him, "I've been doing this for five whole years and we're in college now. We're supposed to get wasted all the time!"

You: "If you say so," Hunter said with a small shrug, moving to sit down beside him. "Some people don't start drinking for another two years, you know."

Stranger: "Stooop," Sebastian groaned out, moving to straddle his lap the second he was sat down, cupping his face in his hands, "If you keep worrying so much, you'll get wrinkles... And as handsome and distinguished as I'm sure you'd look, I don't think you want them."

You: Hunter let out a soft laugh and rolled his eyes fondly, not stopping Sebastian from getting in your lap. "It's your fault, you're singlehandedly shaving years off of my life, Bastian," he said. "And it wouldn't be so bad if you at least didn't go out drinking alone."

Stranger: Sebastian pouted at Hunter, bleary eyes searching his face as he spoke, shamelessly admiring him, "Mm, you know what would solve that problem?" He asked, sliding his hands down to his chest, "If you came with me."

Stranger: (brb!)

You: Hunter did his best to not pay attention to the way that Sebastian was looking at him, shaking his head slightly. "I suppose that I could do that," he said, his hands landing on Sebastian's hips. "But you do have to tell me when you're going. You're bad about that."

Stranger: Sebastian shrugged casually, "I just get the urge and I go," he insisted, playing with the material of his shirt, "It's not like getting wasted takes weeks of planning, I don't put everything on a schedule like you..." He added, tone teasing.

You: Hunter laughed softly and rolled his eyes. "It's called texting, Sebastian. It just takes a couple of seconds, and I'll be there," he said, shaking his head.

Stranger: Sebastian looked down for a moment, still playing with his shirt, "What about on the days where I don't want company?" He asked, "Will you still worry then?"

You: Hunter looked at Sebastian, letting out a sigh and nodding. "You know I will," he said. "I can't just turn that off."

Stranger: Sebastian hummed, meeting his eyes again, "Like I can't turn off loving you?" He asked, a slight smile coming over his lips.

You: Hunter let out a soft sigh at his words. "You're completely serious about that?"

Stranger: Sebastian's eyebrows furrowed, "Yes, I'm serious!" He insisted, shaking his head at Hunter as though he was being ridiculous, "Why would I say it if I wasn't?"

You: Hunter nodded slightly. "I don't know. People say a lot of things they don't mean," he said. He lifted his hand to Sebastian's face, cupping his cheek.

Stranger: Sebastian leaned into the touch, "I mean it, I mean it. I promise," he told him, "This.. This is a big deal. I'm not good at this stuff usually but my mom told me she's sick today and it made me start thinking about not having regrets, you know? Then I started drinking.."

You: Hunter nodded slowly, furrowing his brow as he listened to Sebastian's words. "Okay, we're going to have to revisit that information, but for now..." he said softly, leaning in and brushing their lips together.

Stranger: Sebastian hummed against his lips, surprised at first but slowly relaxing and kissing him back, "I've wanted to do this forever..." He mumbled quietly.

You: Hunter hummed softly, wrapping his arms around Sebastian. "Next time you decide you want to confess your feelings for me, try and not do it in the middle of the night, okay?"

Stranger: Sebastian couldn't help but laugh at that, leaning their foreheads together, "I woke you up, huh?" He whispered, "I can make that up to you. Any way you want."

You: Hunter let out a soft laugh, nodding. "Yeah, you did wake me up. But I'll forgive you," he said. "And if we're going to do anything, it'll be tomorrow, at the earliest."

Stranger: Sebastian pouted, but let out a chuckle, "You're so damn cruel, I came all this way and I don't even get to make you feel good?" He questioned, tone joking.

You: "Bas, I'm frankly a little concerned about me being the only one who remembers our first time together, is all," Hunter said with a soft laugh, shaking his head.

Stranger: Sebastian lifted his head, narrowing his eyes at him, "I am going to remember everything in the morning!" He insisted, though the slight taste of tequila still lingering in his mouth told him otherwise.

You: "Yeah, sure, whatever you say. Still, I think that we're going to hold off," Hunter said, shaking his head. "You'll probably thank me."

Stranger: Sebastian whined, taking Hunter's hands in his own, lacing their fingers together, "Do I at least get to sleep in your bed?" He asked.

You: Hunter sighed softly and nodded. "Yeah, you can sleep in my bed," he said. "Don't hog the sheets, or you'll get pushed on the floor."

Stranger: Sebastian rolled his eyes, slowly slipping off of Hunter's lap, tugging him up, "You wouldn't dare," He said.

You: "You know that I would," Hunter said with a soft laugh, shaking his head. He stood up, leading him into the bedroom.

Stranger: Sebastian pouted again, "Nope, if you really loved me, you'd never ever kick me out of bed," He insisted, happily allowing Hunter to lead him backwards into the bedroom.

You: "I haven't said anything about loving you yet," Hunter said, shaking his head as he went to his dresser. "You need something to sleep in."

Stranger: Sebastian narrowed his eyes playfully, sitting himself on the edge of the bed and then letting himself fall backwards, "Your bed is /so/ much comfier than mine," He insisted, letting out a sigh and closing his eyes.

You: "Well, maybe if you're lucky then I'll let you sleep over," Hunter said, glancing over towards him. "C'mon, you, don't fall asleep yet. You won't be comfortable sleeping in that."

Stranger: Sebastian let out a groan, "I usually don't wear anything in bed," He grumbled, the sleepy part of his drunkenness finally hitting him now that he was laying on comfortable sheets.

You: Hunter sighed, nodding. "Alright, well, then... let's get you down to your boxers," he said.

Stranger: The comment caused Sebastian to open his eyes again, looking up at him with a small grin, "Oh yeah?" He asked playfully.

You: Hunter laughed softly and rolled his eyes. "Yeah, but we're not doing anything else," he said, going over towards him.

Stranger: "Shhh! Just undress me, indulge my fantasy, Hunt," Sebastian joked, spreading his arms and legs out, unable to help a laugh.

You: Hunter laughed, shaking his head. "You're a dweeb," he said, rolling his eyes as he pulled his shirt up and tugged it over his head.

Stranger: Sebastian arched his back and lifted his head lazily to allow Hunter to remove his shirt, though he couldn't resist winding his legs around his waist while he was stood over him and pulling him down on top of him, pressing a kiss to his lips.

You: Hunter kissed him back for a moment before pulling back, rolling his eyes. "You're a terror, you know that, Bas?"

Stranger: Sebastian hummed, eyes searching Hunter's face, "I'm your terror," He insisted, raising his eyebrows suggestively.

You: Hunter laughed softly and rolled his eyes. "Idiot," he said fondly, untangling himself from Sebastian and working on undoing his pants, tugging them down.

Stranger: Sebastian watched him carefully, admiring the way that Hunter would always take care of him, even at his sloppiest, "Hmm, you're the one currently getting me ready for bed. Who is the true idiot here?" He teased.

You: Hunter shook his head, rolling his eyes at him. "I'm just being a good person," he said, taking his own shirt off before moving to get into bed beside him.

Stranger: "I know," Sebastian agreed quietly, slowly moving up to the top of the bed so he could get underneath the covers, cuddling up to Hunter as soon as he possibly could, head resting on his chest while one arm slipped around his waist, "Mm, yes. Now this is perfect."

You: Hunter let out a soft sigh as Sebastian cuddled up to him, wrapping his arms around him. "Mm.. yeah, this is pretty nice," he agreed softly, rubbing Sebastian's side.

Stranger: Sebastian closed his eyes, comfortable and relaxed and as he often did after a night of drinking, he fell asleep very quickly, but not before whispering, "I love you."

You: Hunter smiled softly at Sebastian's words, rubbing his hand over his back. "Goodnight, Bas. I love you too," he said softly, closing his eyes.

Stranger: The next morning, Sebastian woke up incredibly confused, lifting his head and squinting at the man that belonged to the arms he felt around him, letting out a sigh of relief when he saw Hunter, though he couldn't remember the events of last night and that was worrying. He slowly slipped himself out of the hold, doing his best not to wake him and then padded through to the kitchen to make some coffee, knowing he would need it for the headache and that Hunter would probably need it for lack of sleep.

You: Hunter woke up a little while after Sebastian did, stretching out and frowning when he noticed that the other man was not still in bed with him. He got up, yawning as he made his way out of the bedroom into the kitchen. "Oh, good, you're still here," he said.

Stranger: Sebastian glanced back at him, shamelessly checking him out before returning to his coffee-making, "You think I was going to run off on you?" he asked, his tone back to his usual sarcastic teasing.

You: Hunter chuckled softly and rolled his eyes. "I have no idea what you might've done," he said, shrugging. "You're pretty damn unpredictable, you know that?"

Stranger: Sebastian's eyebrows furrowed at the comment, though a small smirk remained on his face, turning around holding out a mug of coffee to him, "What do you mean by that?" He asked, "I thought you'd be used to me drunk dialling you to save my drunk ass by now."

You: "Thanks," Hunter said as he took the coffee. He paused for a long moment to sip from his mug, letting out a sigh. "I knew you wouldn't remember," he said. "Last night's drunkenness wasn't really about saving you."

Stranger: Sebastian frowned, searching his face for some sort of hint about what happened, "It wasn't?" He asked, leaning against the kitchen counter as he sipped at his drink.

You: Hunter shook his head. "Nope," he said, sipping from his coffee. "You, ah... You talked a lot about your feelings, for me."

Stranger: Sebastian froze in the middle of lifting his mug to his lips, his eyes going wide as he tried to process Hunter's words, "I... Uh... What did I say?" He asked. He'd never been one to talk about things like that, at least not sober.

You: "You'd said that you'd fallen for me," Hunter said, looking over at him and watching his face closely.

Stranger: Sebastian felt his cheeks heat up, suddenly wishing that he had something to do that meant he could look away from Hunter, "Oh.. Shit... I-I'm sorry. I... It's cool if you don't... I mean, if you want to forget about it," He said, pressing his lips together for a moment and shaking his head, "This is embarrassing."

You: Hunter let out a soft sigh, watching him with a small frown and shaking his head. "Well... does this mean that you didn't mean it?" he asked.

Stranger: Sebastian stared at him, trying to process his own thoughts, clinging to the mug as though it might protect him, "No.. No, it just means that I'll... I'll accept it if you don't... You know... Feel that way. Ugh. Fuck. I'm sorry, I'm so awful at this. I'm making it worse, aren't I? You're already pitying me?" He rambled, putting the drink down, "I'll just... I'll go. Make it easier on the both of us."

You: Hunter shook his head, letting out a soft sigh. "You know what happened last night when you got here after you'd confessed that to me?" he asked, looking at him with a raised eyebrow. "I kissed you."

Stranger: Sebastian stopped in his tracks, blinking at him, "You did?" He asked quietly, wrapping an arm around himself.

You: "Yeah, I did," Hunter said with a small nod. "A few times, actually," he added, taking a few steps in towards him.

Stranger: Sebastian could feel his heart hammering against his chest, "Well, that's good... That's a good reaction," He commented.

You: "Yeah, I kind of thought so too," Hunter said with a soft chuckle. He set down his mug, looking back at Sebastian with a smile.

Stranger: Sebastian couldn't help but smile too when he saw the look on Hunter's face, huffing out a laugh, "Stop looking at me like that.."

You: "Looking at you like what?" Hunter asked with a soft laugh, his smile growing wider.

Stranger: Sebastian looked away from him, laughing again, holding his hand out as if to cover Hunter's face, "Like that... You're making me nervous. I hate feeling nervous," He complained.

You: Hunter moved over towards him, taking Sebastian's hand and bringing it down to his side. "I love you too," he said.

Stranger: Sebastian's eyes met Hunter's again, lacing their fingers together, "Hunter..." He managed, voice barely a whisper.

You: Hunter gave his hand a small squeeze, stepping in closer to him. "Sebastian," he said back softly, leaning in.

Stranger: Sebastian was hesitant but found himself leaning in too, pressing their lips together in a sweet kiss, leaning their heads together and letting out a blissful laugh, "Damn, usually drunk me just screws sober me over, but this time he's done me a favour..." He joked quietly.

Stranger: (brb!)

You: Hunter hummed softly into the kiss. He let out a laugh, smiling at Sebastian and rolling his eyes fondly. "Yeah, he went for something you probably should've a long time ago," he said.

Stranger: "Hey!" Sebastian let out, narrowing his eyes playfully, "There was nothing stopping you from making a move, Clarington. You've been well aware of my sexuality this whole time."

You: "Yeah, exactly. I'm well aware of your sexuality, and how you practice that sexuality with plenty of guys," Hunter said, shaking his head. "I wasn't going to put myself through that."

Stranger: Sebastian rolled his eyes at him, "That doesn't mean that I wouldn't stop that for you," He retorted, rubbing his hands over his chest.

You: "I didn't know that, though. I didn't know that you had feelings for me," Hunter said with a shrug, wrapping his arms around his waist.

Stranger: Sebastian shook his head a little, "Let's just be thankful for drunk Sebastian and his antics... Though my knees are fucking killing me," He added.

You: Hunter let out a soft laugh at that, nodding. "You fell a couple of times, I'm pretty sure. Once in here, for sure."

Stranger: "In here? In front of you? And you still kissed me?" Sebastian questioned.

You: "Kiss and make it better, right?" Hunter said, raising an eyebrow.

Stranger: Sebastian hummed, wrapping his arms around his neck, "I feel like you're supposed to do that on the wound... It's also something your mom does when you're a kid... So, not much sex appeal there," He pointed out, screwing up his nose.

You: Hunter let out a soft laugh and shook his head. "Alright, alright, fair point. In fairness, though, sex appeal wasn't the goal last night," he said.

Stranger: Sebastian raised his eyebrows, "Sex appeal is always the goal for me," He responded easily, a small smirk coming over his face.

You: "I know it is," Hunter said with a soft laugh, rolling his eyes fondly at him. "You're walking sex appeal."

Stranger: Sebastian chuckled, taking a step back and glancing over Hunter's body, "Are you sure it's just me?" He asked, "I mean... Those abs."

You: Hunter hummed softly in thought, shrugging. "Well, then I suppose maybe we both are."

Stranger: Sebastian took his hands, leading him back through to the bedroom so they could curl up again, "We'll make all the other gays jealous."

You: Hunter let out a soft laugh at that and nodded, following after him. "Yeah, that sounds about right."

Stranger: Sebastian thought for a moment, turning to him when they reached the bedroom, "Don't feel pressured to come out though, whatever you identify as. You can do that whenever you want..." He insisted.

You: Hunter nodded slightly, giving him a small smile. "Don't worry, I won't," he said. "I'm still figuring it out, so... all in good time."

Stranger: "As long as you're sure about us," Sebastian insisted, pressing a kiss to his lips before climbing into bed again, "Come on, it's way too early to be moving yet and I have a hangover you need to nurse."

You: "More sure than I am of most things," Hunter said as he got into bed with him. He rolled his eyes at him fondly. "If by nurse you mean lay here with you and maybe cuddle you, yeah."

Stranger: "I wouldn't have complained about a blow-job either, but lying next to me and cuddling me will do," Sebastian teased, cuddling up against him easily again.

You: "Mm, we'll get there eventually," Hunter said, shaking his head and wrapping his arms around Sebastian.

Stranger: Sebastian sighed, resting his head against his shoulder, fingers tracing over his torso, "Have you ever... Slept with a guy?" He asked curiously.

You: Hunter shook his head at the question, looking down at Sebastian. "No... I haven't."

Stranger: Sebastian hummed, thinking for a moment, "Fun fact, I once slept with a girl. I was fifteen, curious to see what all the fuss was about. Would never do it again," He told him, laughing quietly, "Boobs are weird."

You: Hunter let out a soft laugh, rolling his eyes at him fondly. "You know, somehow that's not surprising," he said.

Stranger: Sebastian hit his chest gently, "Shut up, you're supposed to be shocked," he said, though he couldn't help laughing.

You: "Sorry, sorry, my bad," Hunter said with a laugh. He took in a dramatic gasp, saying, "What? You're not a perfect gold star gay?"

Stranger: Sebastian looked away, the action equally as dramatic, "I'm ashamed!" He let out before looking back at him, "In my defence, I had drank an entire bottle of red wine."

You: "Ah, yeah, alcohol does make you do strange things. Sometimes it works out more than others," Hunter said with a laugh.

Stranger: Sebastian laughed, "This is really the only time it has ever worked in my favour," He replied.

You: "Well, I consider myself very lucky to be a part of that accomplishment, then," he said.

Stranger has disconnected.