#and i think theyre very interestin

[lzrusrising]

im having intense brainrot about unrequited samcas actually. fuck its so angsty,,, m rambling in the tags about it hold on

[castlebyersafterdark]

its interestin you say that sub/dom isnt your think but you like some omegaverse characterisation, because isnt the sub/dom role, or rather just any role, always included in characterisation even when not the bedroom dynamics? so all omegaverse is a variation of sub/dom in a way?

a memorable omegavrse for me, because im not big into it either, was one where both boys were omegas. i liked that because if i was pressed to choose, i would say that both mike and will are subs. no idea how this works with them together, is it possible to have two subs or does there always have to be contrasts? actually i would instead say theyre both sides emotionally, but will physically try almost anything.

Haha well, I don't really want to be known as some omegaverse connoisseur because I am not. So it doesn't really matter what's going on in those types of fics because I'm a casual enjoyer. It's a very subtle, like a dog with ears perking up at the concept of both characters being super possessive and the emotional neeeeediness of the sexual desire, but then the sex itself happens and the ears go down and I just scroll and read and nod my head. My metaphors are getting more and more nonsensical around here haha. I guess there's a difference to me in the things I'm into than what might be the common idea of dom/sub.

Take the concept of spanking for example. You can argue that it plays into that dynamic, but the difference in what I like/don't like, is the spanking being sensation play, rather than discipline. I do not like sex being used as punishment/reward if that make sense? Just a personal nope. I get why people like it, totally valid. Not for me. So I like the idea of an understandable world building situation where during a cycled biological situation, two characters who are already holding crushes and feelings for each other, their bodies take over and almost force them to take action and get down to it and admit feelings - just in this 'verse, maybe the feelings are admitted while in the heat of passion haha. That's what i like about omegaverse. It's fantasy and kind of ridiculous but that's the simple appeal.

I just don't think certain relationships need to have dom/sub. You say, can there be two subs and I say, why would that be necessary? That just sounds like two people who are on equal ground who probably both are really focused on giving the other pleasure, which just sounds like a nice relationship or really nice sex where there's communication and care. I guess two doms would be like, aggressive rough sex where both are I don't even know what. Is this true enemies to lovers?? Hahaha. Incredibly intense wrestling and fighting each other than leads into fucking. I don't know!! Too complicated for me, make love not war 🤭🤭

[darkicedragon]

azure https://twitter.com/ZA1F0N/status/1654235097628045312 M being a normal human delivery guy in a neighbourhood full of supernatural beings Tao freaking out over werewolves and demons and stuf and M is like =A= "I'm not paid enough to care what kinda creature I gotta deliver food to" "HE HAD TENTACLES, M!!!!" " Eh, he tipped well." "and the werewolf???" "worst thing is his breath. stinks like dog food." darkicedragon 'did you at least take a picture??' 'no?? im not an asshole??' 'EEEEMMMMMM!!' 'you see them around all the time anyway?' 'i knooooow, but you see the more interestin' ones!' 'and theyre ordering bc they dont want to be seen, dumbass' :c 'ok, point' also, m gets atkd by something, but suddenly finds his regulars protecting him hes just ??? 'we like you' 'yeah, youre one of the few delivery guys whos stuck around longer than a week' 'its good money considering what im doing??' 'bc noone else wants to do it' '.......huh' so m starts making an effort to actually get to know his regulars more and makes some friends taos amazed (and a lil jealous)

azure YESSSS also he gives exactly 0 fucks and just treats them like neighbours "thanks for the delivery. ugh, you don't happen to know how to fix a leaking pipe. can't get a hold of any plumber in the city' and M is like =A= *sigh 'fine, lemmie take a look' ends up doing odd jobs for the monsters they pay well darkicedragon or theres a tech problem and ms just like >n> 'one minute' 'tao' 'yeh?' 'ive got a regular here who has a computer pro-' 'GAAAASSSSSSPPPPPPPP!!!' '-and you better NOT take ANY photos, got it?' 'i wont!!!' azure yasss connects the beings too 'ah, I know an eldritch being who's good with animals. should be able to help with your fleas.' darkicedragon yesssssss frankenstein takes one look at m and is just like 'what did you do?' 'huh?' 'youve been marked by some very powerful beings' '...............MARKED???' 'yes, like... hm. a warning, that you're not to be messed with bc youre protected' 'marked as in like they PEED on me??' '.............no. not quite. a spell-type marking' 'oh, okay. ...............why tho' azure AHAHAHAH XDDD and yesss 'ah, yeah, I've a few clients who are regulars. gav'em my phone.' 'M, being marked is not just them having your contact details' darkicedragon 'is this like a "i gave my soul" thing bc i think my work already owns that' azure 'marked? ugh, I knew I stepped into something when I went into the werewolf's place. dog sitting my ass' darkicedragon oh my god, m gets asked abt dogsitting and hes like '.....your kids?' 'ofc!' and hes just awkward enough to not want to ask if they mean biological kids or pet kids azure AHAHAHAH XDDD he watches them and still doesn't manage to figure out which is which looks at a doggo being naughty and is like 'don't know whether I should put you in the crate or send you to your room' darkicedragon //puts them in the crate and puts that in the kids room//

[judolord]

post hardcore and nu metal are two genres dat started to form around da same time, especially post-hardcore as we know it today. theyre also genres dat encourage experimentation, and blendin sounds, such as fugazi explorin dub and generally havin reggae influence in their music. but because of dis, a natural way for some post hardcore bands is to be very heavy and influenced by metal. dis is partially why it overlaps with nu metal. but to say things like "snapcase is nu metal" is disrespectful to those genres and shows a misunderstandin of both in my opinion. i think theres an interestin conversation to be had about how da 2 genres relate but no one wants to have it and instead wants kneejerk reactions out of people who hate nu metal

[tenshindon]

Genuine question if you had to choose Yamcha or Tien which character do you think is better as in development, design and personality.

hard for me to say tbh, i can really make a case for either of them on who's 'better'- not to mention when it comes to design and personality, which would more so be about what i personally prefer instead of making an objective argument

yamcha and tien both develop, just in different veins: tien traditionally goes from a hard antagonist to a reliable ally, while yamcha goes from a hot-headed, hungry fighter striving to be the best to a humbled man who acknowledges his mortality; while he's still ready to fight if he must, he's content with taking the backseat at times

considering super backpeddles on that aspect of yamcha though and undoes any interesting underdog potential, i'd have to say tien at least gets to maintain his changes

[jrueships]

You are very cool!! Your presence on my dash is always a highlight to my day and I aspire to have ur level of observation in the tags! You bring to light many pairings that are quite 🤔 thought provoking and interesting imo, keep being you!!

OMG a FANTASTIC and DETAILED compliment straight out the BLUE which i DEFINITELY didn't ASK FOR from an ASK GAME?? WHO HAVE THOT - dion waiter nba2k15, worlds greatest philosopher!!! i AM very cool ARENT i 😎 TANK U 🥰🥰🥰!!

[sailfish-serum]

Okokokok the lineup so far???

Keep in mind these are my own interrpritations and they arent really accurate to lore BUT i just wanna have fun with the concepts so please dont eat me

Ace is a gargoyle *but* he got slapped by therianthropy and has to deal with being a werecat as well hohohoho, the garg traits are more lowkey normally, such as when he gets frustrated or tense his skin gets harder and turns rocky n grey! His full garg now has cat traits! M still deciding whether he'll have wings or not BUT HJOGOGOGG SOFT MAN!!! He's usually pretty rough when he's in werecat mode cause it stresses him out but i think over time he'd relax n become soft :awewee:

Spade is a dullahan!! I figured it'd be interestin for him considering other bits about him! Also figuring out how a dullahan would smoke is funny to me sndjdjdn, im still thinkin about a lot of details for him so there isnt much yet :'D

Constable and Agar are both w very different kinds of vampire! I thought it'd be cool if they had different traits given theyre from very different families/regions! Such as Constable being coldblooded/consideref bloodless while Agar's blood is literally boiling, them both being sensitive to light (Thus Constable's coat and hat having another purpose and Agar's sensory thing with lights and general anxiety around them getting another purpose) their teeth being different + other stuff!

Bishop it 10000% a selkie, i highly enjoy that concept >:} he already had a thing where he was constantly cold n needs like a billion layers even in warmer weather so him being a seal-merfolk matches cause on land/without his skin he wouldnt have his blubber so he'd be all cold n stuff !!D: he also already had a few other traits so i felt it fit him ehehhehenalso cause *gently holds seal bishop* adorable

Shirley and Pop-o are...hm. Im still figurin those 2 out, Shirley is some kind of fae? There are so many kinds i just gotta narrow down what fits her shdhdhhd- as for Pop-O i have 0 ideas for them, he's tricky BUT maybe a little wizard guy who knows fbbfbff

Kane. Mmmmmmm he's still up in the air as well but i think maybe some form of hellion? Perhaps he's a naga of some kind? Hrmg. I need to figure that out djfnnfnfnf

I'll get it all sorted eventually surhrhfnn

[twotoned2marta22-blog]

SNIPS: TALK TO VEL, THE EXPLOSIONS GUY

[[ logs with @flippinoptimist wherein they discuss blowing up transportalizers, get derailed by pokemon and grenades, and then some last minute angst :y ]]

twotoned2marta22 Hello agaiin, Terriible. Artiifex recommended II talk two you about riiggiing my tran2portaliizer two be de2troyed iin the event of 2omeone attemptiing two capture me.

twotoned2marta22 (The technology doe2n't naturally exii2t iin thii2 tiimeliine and II would very much liike two keep iit that way.)

flippinoptimist chirp! gotcha, i can do that.  sometides i go places wwif a portable one on me an thats rigged to fwwoom if i use it you wwant it to fuck up just itself or evveryfin in a certain radius? cause you can fit a lotta explosivves in one a those if youre careful!

twotoned2marta22 II hadn't thought about a radiiu2. ... Probably a good iidea two make 2ure iit can obliiterate everythiing iin the cave, 2o there ii2n't any 2ort of valuable iinformatiion attacker2 could get theiir hand2 on.

flippinoptimist you might wwant to keep your vvaluables+furniture+Etc in your sylladex wwhen naut in use for a wwhile or like movve if you aint got ties to anywwhere

twotoned2marta22 2ylladex??

flippinoptimist chrp invventory system?  does your timeline naut do that?

twotoned2marta22 No, II haven't heard of iit before. II2 iit a game thiing??

flippinoptimist lol ok youre gonna enjoy the shit outta those sometide wwhen youre naut worryin about tech gettin loose in your univverse i dont think so, my alternia had em its a portable matter compression system?  like, it stores objects in cards, then it stores the cards in a modus that makes it evven smaller, then you sort through them vvia wwhatevver method the modus tells you to like invventory systems in games i guess the game can do fucked up shit wwif the codes on the back a the card, but, thats naut important outside a the medium wwhich is a game thing that doesnt matter

twotoned2marta22 Oh. Well that'2 an awfully conveniient 2y2tem. Fiigure2 we don't have iit.

flippinoptimist sounds like your wworld might be missin a lot a interestin tech havve a friend you could store all your stuff wwith wwhile this irons out?

twotoned2marta22 Not really, no. And iit'2 not a2 iif II have a whole lot two begiin wiith. Fur2 and clothe2, II 2uppo2e, bone2, horn2... The only thiing2 II couldn't replace would be my pet2, the Cro22haiir2, and the tran2portaliizer iit2elf.

twotoned2marta22 The fiir2t two II have a plan for, the la2t... not 2o much. II fiigured iif II cro22ed enough wiire2 and pre22ed go the thiing would at the very lea2t fry...

flippinoptimist i can hotwwire it wwif some selfdestructs if you wwant, or teach you howw to if you dont wwant! make it go off on a button push, or if you use it wwifout doin a particular thing first, or if you fuck up your passwword enough times to get locked outta your computer, or all kinds a shit

twotoned2marta22 That'2 po22iible??

flippinoptimist yeah!

twotoned2marta22 Damn. That help2.

flippinoptimist you put a receivver in the thing wwif the explosivves, one that can pick up wwireless, then... i mean for low-security shit ivve hooked things up to listen on privvate trollian memos im guessin wwif explossivves you sleep near youd wwant more secure than that wwhich is totally doable!

twotoned2marta22 II would... certaiinly liike two not be blown up on acciident, ye2.

flippinoptimist ivve been wworkin wwif explosivves for swweeps

twotoned2marta22 Oh??

flippinoptimist yeah!  makin my owwn grenades an shit

flippinoptimist i lovve grenades, theyre a lot of fun to use in combination wwif a little bit a spoilers from the future

twotoned2marta22 ...Grenade2.

flippinoptimist also im like, tiny an naut strong, an all the enforcers wwere blue or purple kids older than me, so i had to make up the difference somehoww yeah! oh hey do you naut havve any?

twotoned2marta22 Well, no. Ju2t kniives and arrow2 and 2uch. And a very dangerou2 gun.

twotoned2marta22 2orry, one moment, II have two retriieve 2omethiing.

flippinoptimist chirp!

flippinoptimist this one time i got an anon an a younger me ended up hangin out on nadayas ship an wwe made grenades all day apparently lemme knoww if you wwant any!  i like havvin a stockpile around in case shit goes dowwn

flippinoptimist i got useful ones an fun ones!

twotoned2marta22 ... A 2tockpiile would probably be good. II ju2t need 2ome kiind of contaiiner two 2tore them iin that two very curiiou2 and dexterou2 furret2 couldn't get iintwo.

flippinoptimist lol yeah havve they figured out padlocks yet

twotoned2marta22 II haven't te2ted that, no.

flippinoptimist sounds fun to test can i try to teach them grenade safety

twotoned2marta22 2omethiing beiing that 2ecured and not 2melliing liike food *miight* deter them...

twotoned2marta22 Hone2tly you probably could, II've been meaniing two fiigure out how iintelliigent they are. Certaiinly a lot more than the average lu2u2.

flippinoptimist sometimes i can talk to critters cause mind shit!

twotoned2marta22 Waiit, 2eriiou2ly??

flippinoptimist yeah!  i go to earth sometides an ask the birds to showw me wwhere theres neat roadkill so i can fossilize it, an i givve them bread i wwonder if i can fossilize bread

twotoned2marta22 That certaiinly ii2 a puzzle two get an an2wer two.

flippinoptimist looks like probably sorry, i got distracted lemme knoww wwhat you need an im game!

twotoned2marta22 Hm...

twotoned2marta22 II'm. A liittle two jiittery riight now, two be hone2t, 2o II'll get back two you on that iin the eveniing. II2 that alriight??

flippinoptimist shore, anyfin i can help wwif?

twotoned2marta22 Ah, probably not. II've 2tarted a conver2atiion wiith the troll that'2 been lurkiing iin my fore2t and 2he... know2 2ome thiing2 2he defiiniitely 2hould not know.

flippinoptimist aw im sorry, but that makes sense, i hear shes thinky

twotoned2marta22 2o, you know. Eiither 2omeone talked or 2omeone got tortured and thu2 talked.

flippinoptimist ... :(

twotoned2marta22 II have no way two veriify anythiing.

twotoned2marta22 And 2he 2eem2 the type two treat everythiing a2 a game.

flippinoptimist any chance shes fakin you out? sometimes people guess shit an pretend theyre shore to see wwhat hits they get.  fishin

twotoned2marta22 IIt would be quiite the fii2h. There are no tiie2 two follow. Only the four troll2 iin the know, and con2iideriing two are mutant2, the thiird a daywalker, and the fourth iin a nonquad relatiion2hiip wiith one of the mutant2, they have nothiing two gaiin by 2preadiing the iinformatiion anywhere. IIt. Really doe2n't look good.

twotoned2marta22 II need two go now, II'm 2orry. II'll talk two you later.

flippinoptimist yeah.. luck

twotoned2marta22 Thank2.

[caesuraeaesthetic]

> CA: Tell DH about History

Yesterday at 9:59 AM devotedharlequin :o? caesuraeaesthetic sorry for not wwantin to go into it on the public feed, it seemed like the kind a thing that could use some tact my tacts pretty strategic but i havve some caesuraeaesthetic i mean wwe can there if you like devotedharlequin I don mind takin it private an cae'd prolly be more happier if it were he survived there, so I am being curious

caesuraeaesthetic from wwhat i can piece together, from wwhat theyvve said and other sources... it starts off wwith him gettin the psiionic an the dolorosa after the signless' trial.  does that sound about right? devotedharlequin yes, the psionic were his and he purchased the dolorosa caesuraeaesthetic they wwent to sea.  mindfang attacked his ship an stole a good part a wwhat wwas onboard -- includin the dolorosa, wwho wwas free to roam the decks, but not the psiionic, wwho wwas locked up an under guard. caesuraeaesthetic some things happened.  caesurae decided mindfang wwas a bad enough owwner that he mercy-killed the dolorosa wwith the crosshairs.  she fell ovverboard, an sank.  an became a rainbowwdrinker on the wway dowwn, an had to wwalk to shore. devotedharlequin Hm. I do not think that that last part were happening here. She were never resurfacin thereafter caesuraeaesthetic she ended up at the cavverns, wwhich hid her, an livved in obscurity for as long as it took my ancestor to get sent there on a diplomatic missivwe but thats a different story. devotedharlequin porrim aint talk to me for various reasons, so I could be wrong. caesuraeaesthetic ... do you tihnk shed talk to me if i asked? devotedharlequin she might do, she aint never on tumblr tho, even though she got an account caesuraeaesthetic i mean, nevvermind.  sorry back on topic. devotedharlequin a'ight caesuraeaesthetic so caesurae wwent to court to see you.  he docked his ship, wwith the psiionic in it, and wwent to court. devotedharlequin Mhm, pans so far caesuraeaesthetic caesurae asked for help killin mindfang.  not real nice.  there wwas a lot a name-callin back an forth, arlequin ordered his boys to teach caesurae some respect. devotedharlequin yeah I. remember that part real well. caesuraeaesthetic apparently he got his temper in order, an wwent to check on them, an stopped them from killin him.  my ancestor spent a couple a nights unconscious in medical care, durin wwhich a slavve escaped from his hold.. ...an it took days for anyone to tell you wwhich one, so hed already stolen a ship an gotten far outta there by the time you realised. devotedharlequin I wasn' in time. They brought him to me dyin caesuraeaesthetic i guess thats the difference then.  you had a longer night before seein caesurae than my quin did. devotedharlequin such a small damned thing caesuraeaesthetic guess so.  couple a minutes or an hour. devotedharlequin ..they happy together? caesuraeaesthetic they wwere twwo a the pillars a empire for a millenium, an helped temper the shit outta the empress. theyre talkin about retirin to some fishin boat an fightin increasinly bigger monsters till they find their match devotedharlequin its interestin to see what we coulda been it sounds idealic, they gonna get bored within a decade caesuraeaesthetic maybe.  i hope they find other things to do wwith their time. they think the empires movved on a bit too much for them, an that theyre too old to be in charge anymore devotedharlequin smart I aint even in the least amount tried to be in charge here do you know who the demoness is caesuraeaesthetic yeah i do caesuraeaesthetic quin and cae mention her sometimes, an she crashed kars birthday party as caes date devotedharlequin ..it were her job to make sure the timeline were turn out the way it did for me. Yours failed caesuraeaesthetic ...wwhy? caesuraeaesthetic i mean, wwhy does she do that? devotedharlequin cause if she doesnt then the timeline is doomed, yours was supposed to fail an disintegrate an for some reason didn't caesuraeaesthetic apparently some kind of undooming thing got loose here devotedharlequin ..also cause an evil time god enslaved her caesuraeaesthetic ... wwhat? devotedharlequin I'm sure theres otherways we coulda gotten to the right motherfuckin part in time where things woulda turned out right, but he were want it to go very specifically cause he were a dick, so he enslaved her an had her do it caesuraeaesthetic theres an evvil time god? devotedharlequin yeah, his name is caliborn, or lord english they killed him, but theres some of his alternates still caesuraeaesthetic thats...concernin. Yesterday at 1:21 PM devotedharlequin probably aint somethin you have to worry about if they already sorted you? maybe ask her sometime caesuraeaesthetic ill... try.  thanks. devotedharlequin anyhow I dont fuckin like blamin shit on her even though I know shes why it happened caesuraeaesthetic due to the slavve thing. devotedharlequin nah she saved my life also I like to take responsibility for the shit I do no matter how she was involved caesuraeaesthetic ... fair enough. caesuraeaesthetic do you wwant to hear about their courtship? devotedharlequin its fuckin depressin as shit to know someone delayed you checkin on somethin cause if they didnt you woulda gotten a moirail you loved for thousands of sweeps an the world woulda been better sure, sounds fun enough caesuraeaesthetic ill bet caesuraeaesthetic caesurae stayed at the church palace for a season or twwo, until he wwas strong again.  they sent a laughsassin to be orphaner in his stead until he wwas ready, and a future backup in case of...wwell incidents like this.  orphaner wwicked evventually became the primary orphaner. they trade off noww, seasonally, wwhen one needs a break. caesuraeaesthetic apparently the first pale incident wwas wwithin a feww wweeks of caesurae gettin laid up.  he wwas paranoid an only quasi-wwillin to stay at the church, but medical an slightly pale concerns meant arlequin wwouldnt let him on a ship wwhere he could die before things got set right. ...so it wwas apparently a surprise, wwhen he came up on a block wwhere quin wwas ragin at someone, an asked if he could "keep it dowwn". convvinced quin that temper wwasnt the wway to go there.  apparently the meetin quin wwas at "wwent wwell" after that. they started datin.  testin the wwaters. caesuraeaesthetic pretty soon wwicked got to the first dropoff point in his stint as orphaner.  he dovve into the wwater.  stayed dowwn too long.  came back up wwith a brand neww personality, an gifts from the deep for quin an caesurae. twwo infant lusii, an twwo rings. an theyvve been together evver since. devotedharlequin Mm. Reisle? I seen his alt around a lot, real young right now caesuraeaesthetic one a them yeah caesuraeaesthetic wwheres that? devotedharlequin wickedpainter is the blog theres another one that teaches biology to the youngsters but hes a damned heretical motherfucker and I dono bout him caesuraeaesthetic docterror? devotedharlequin botanist I think devotedharlequin 'the Gardener' caesuraeaesthetic ill havve to look that up... the only reisles i knoww of are the sawwbones, the wwicked, the thresher, an i think they havve another descendant noww devotedharlequin interestin I think hes over at the-heretics-garden, cause he aint subtle caesuraeaesthetic nice. yeah no im pretty sure theyre usually more subtle than that devotedharlequin I aint sure its possible to get less unsubtle wait more unsubtle the fuck is this language caesuraeaesthetic you havvent seen some of the dumbfucks at court then devotedharlequin did he stop killin all of them? caesuraeaesthetic some. but no most a the wworst dont last long devotedharlequin they werent that brave in my court caesuraeaesthetic i can see howw thatd be a thing

[gulescamisade]

Virginia:  Day 3

TAKODA: -they're all fueled up again and he's back to driving, but he's found another place for them to stop while he tries to figure out the best route to minnesota. he's noticed that a lot of major highways are blocked off by the military, so... it's probably best to avoid those. even if the condesce wants to toy with them as she is, there's no way of predicting anyone else's behavior.-

DEREK: -meanwhile, he's hovering around his brother. takes a seat next to him wherever he's at.- Hey.

DAVENFORTH: -He's been sitting here, thinking too much. Help him. At least his brother is here.- Sup

DEREK: ... I dunno about you but Ive been thinkin a lot about the news.

DAVENFORTH: Nah i havent thought about it even once in fact id forgotten about it entirely

DEREK: Yeah ok. 

DEREK: So whats your plan? I know youve got one.

PENNY: -slides closer from like two seats away- what news?

DAVENFORTH: What do you mean are you really asking me if im a bad enough dude to assassinate the presidents

DAVENFORTH: Because thats not even on the table look at every card and lo and behold it aint there conveniently missing like the last piece of the puzzle

DEREK: ... 

DEREK: -looks at penny- Dual juggalo presidents.

PENNY: ... -snrk- 

PENNY: yall just found out that happened?

DAVENFORTH: Yeah

DEREK: Cant say Ive had much opportunity to keep on top of all the bullshit goin down here.

PENNY: hoo boy well. 

PENNY: welcome to the new United States of Whatever.

RILEY: -she was dead asleep, and suddenly, she wakes up. sleeping on a party bus is great. she stretches a little before noticing that penny is talking to Derek and davenforth, but it's hard to know if it's a step forward or backward. which is why she's conveniently pretending to not pay attention but in reality is intensely eavesdropping-

DAVENFORTH: This is my united states of whatever

PENNY: -she still hasn't quite figured out that Derek is her Boy. she's been avoiding looking at Riley a little too much.- 

PENNY: and then up comes Zafo and Im like yo Zafo whats up hes like nothin and Im like thats cool.

PENNY: ok but really.

PENNY: the whole things a joke and everybody knows it.

PENNY: but not even a good one.

DAVENFORTH: Pretty dangerous joke

DAVENFORTH: Your new buddy back there finds their very existence offensive

PENNY: yeah well Im more scared of what were doing right now than the clowns sitting in the White House.

PENNY: literal clowns.

DAVENFORTH: Those clowns are a lot more dangerous than you think

RILEY: -why does jodie love the clowns so much-

PENNY: Im a lot more dangerous than they think.

PENNY: theyre just human anyway.

DAVENFORTH: Ill let you fight em then

DEREK: Yeah but. Humans appointed by the queen bee bitch herself no doubt. DEREK: Clearly theyre influencin the populous into a compliant lifestyle under her rule.

DAVENFORTH: Anyway i think we should make a pit stop on the way to minnesota

DAVENFORTH: Let condy were coming

PENNY: oh sure. PENNY: Id love to punch a juggalo in the dick.

DAVENFORTH: Well

DAVENFORTH: Thats good to hear

TAKODA: -glances back at them- UM... NOT TO EAVESDROP, BUT 1 TH1NK WE M1GHT HAVE TO PASS THROUGH D.C. ANYWAY... MOST OF THE H1GHWAYS ARE BLOCKED... ER. THERE ARE TOLLS, BUT, 1'VE BEEN AFRA1D TO... SEE WHAT 1T 1S THEY'RE CHARG1NG... TAKODA: BUT WE ARE CLOSE TO THE CAP1TAL... 1 GUESS WE M1GHT AS WELL... STOP THERE... -doesn't seem keen on the idea though-

HIGHBLOOD: to eavesdrop, weren't like it wasn't gonna already get up and goin on, bein in the middle of that route makes shit easier =Dueces from the back=

PENNY: WOOOOOO!!!!

DAVENFORTH: Kill the figureheads and send the heart a message

DAVENFORTH: She can be touched

PENNY: fuck troll booths GO JOHN WILKES BOOTH.

RILEY: -done with eavesdropping apparently- are we assassins now?

MAYOR: -produces a burger King crown and stomps on it on the floor. NO MASTERS. NO KINGS.-

DEREK: Lil dude knows whats up.

PENNY: YEEAAHHH BOIII.

DEREK: -to be fair riley some of us here have always been assassins.-

DAVENFORTH: -Sweats-

RILEY: -WELL I HAVENT-

QIRIN: =she has almost been assassinated several dozen times. does that count as experience?=

RILEY: -aside from assassinating the abstract concepts of family-

PENNY: -YOU DID SUCCEED AT THAT-

QIRIN: =ladies=

PENNY: so whats the plan? how are we doing it?

RILEY: anarchy.

HIGHBLOOD: you'll find the how's always changin sis HIGHBLOOD: best to do it, get it done cause ain't no event can be planned down

DAVENFORTH: Especially not with clowns in the mix

DAVENFORTH: Trust me we got this

PENNY: so were driving the party bus into the White House. got it.

TAKODA: (UHH...)

HIGHBLOOD: hell yeah

DAVENFORTH: Not quite but close

TAKODA: (OH... THAT'S A REL1EF... PROBABLY?)

RILEY: but still with a bang.

TAKODA: ST1LL... 1T WOULD PROBABLY BE ADV1SABLE, 1F WE HAD SOME K1ND OF PLAN, BEFORE WE ROLLED 1NTO THE CAP1TAL... -fidgets nervously-

RILEY: no plan. everyone for themselves. if our plans contradict each other's and we all die, oh well.

HIGHBLOOD: amen sis, everybody's gotta go sometime

RILEY: -oh my god he's being serious-

HIGHBLOOD: :o)

TAKODA: ...

RILEY: that is not actually what i think we should do.

RILEY: just putting that out there.

HIGHBLOOD: =Is he? Who knows= here i was under some mass assumption that the ones all up without alla that gumption and fight experience was gonna leap they asses into the fray wills n nills flung about

DEREK: -snickers. oops.-

RILEY: -unimpressed face at derek-

DEREK: -love u...-

RILEY: -UH HUH-

DEREK: -just winks-

RILEY: -acts like she's pushing her hair out of her face but she is only using her middle finger-

DAVENFORTH: I could probably get in easy enough by myself

DAVENFORTH: Doubt the security is much of anything

HIGHBLOOD: =sNRK, they really aren't much of anything he's sure=

RILEY: don't play the hero. -THIS AINT OVERWATCH AND YOU ARE NOT A BAD GENJI-

DAVENFORTH: Hardly playing hero

RILEY: then who's gonna be your backup?

DEREK: That would be me.

RILEY: then who's going to be YOUR back up?

DAVENFORTH: We got each others backs thats three sixty coverage

DAVENFORTH: We could take molly hes rowdy enough -That's you ghb-

HIGHBLOOD: i was already headed there but i could leave a trail for y'all :oP =eats nachos at=

PENNY: alright well I call dibs on the getaway bus.

RILEY: can we make sure my kid has a dad and an uncle and a...big clown guy by the time we leave D.C.? no stupid reckless shit.

DEREK: Baby please when have I ever been reckless?

PENNY: -side eyes-.........

PENNY: kid?

HIGHBLOOD: =eats these nachos and watches this=

RILEY: all the fucking time. -glances at penny- yeah. kid.

DEREK: --

DAVENFORTH: Pretty sure lif would kill me if i died

PENNY: -she's real quiet now, staring at the floor of the bus.-

RILEY: hilarious. -she notices penny's demeanor change and isn't quite sure why, but figuring out her sister now isn't as easy it was when sadness went away with hugs and singing made her happy-

PENNY: -She's working her jaw and tapping her foot as the seconds and the minutes go by, and then before long she hops up and rushes to the little bus bathroom, clanging the door shut behind her.-

DEREK: -watches her storm off- ... -looks back at riley-

RILEY: -also watches- well, shit.

DAVENFORTH: Damn

ROXANNE: -With the sound of the bus bathroom door shutting she starts to wake up from her nap in the back of the bus. Why people gotta be noisy.-

LIFERA: -probably snuggled up to Roxanne too. It's a cuddle nap party in the back of the bus.-

ROXANNE: -Sits up some more only to have the donuts GHB apparently stacked on her head while she was out topple onto her lap.- ........... -blinks at them.-

ROXANNE: -Also heck, fish queen is adorable, shes taking care not to wake her as she sits up and quietly stretches.-

HIGHBLOOD: =In which case Lifera has donuts on her horns=

ROXANNE: -That... is amusing.- ROXANNE: -Okay time to stretch her legs, she carefully gets up from the back of the bus snuggle pile and moves herself forward towards the rest of the awake people.- ROXANNE: -Sits and dusts donut crumbs off herself.- So. Miss anything interestin'?

DEREK: Only that were gonna storm the white house and assassinate the presidents.

ROXANNE: ....Are we bein' serious or not in saying that?

RILEY: -her mind's a little elsewhere and she keeps having to focus on not looking at the bathroom door.-

ROXANNE: -Maybe Riley needs a nap. Naps are pretty relaxing. Just look how calm Roxanne is right now.-

RILEY: -NOBODY ASKED YOU ROXANNE!!!!!!-

DEREK: I cant believe yall are accusing me left and right of taking such serious subjects lightly. Unbelievable.

ROXANNE: Thats not technically an answer.

ROXANNE: Just want to be clear on whatever plan people are makin' up when im snoozing.

RILEY: baseless accusations. -she's gonna move next to Derek because too many feelings about family right now.-

ROXANNE: -Props her feet up on the empty seat next to her.-

DEREK: -wraps an arm around riley. relax, babe.- For real though thats the plan. DEREK: Were right on the Capitals doorstep. In the middle of a war. The Condesce thinks she can do whatever the fuck she wants with any idiot working under her. DEREK: Might as well send her a message.

RILEY: -leans against him.- they wanna fuck shit up.

ROXANNE: -Mmmmm, she certainly feels conflict over this idea. On one hand, earth is her home and damn right shes all for getting rid of this clown presidency bullshit. However, her biggest priority is to find and get back to her loved ones asap...- 

ROXANNE: I get the sentiment.

ROXANNE: You make it sure sound easy though.

DAVENFORTH: Its just juggalos how hard could it be

ROXANNE:

President

juggalos. Even Trump had protection.

DEREK: Yeah but Derek and Davenforth Strider werent alive back then. -this cocky motherfucker-

ROXANNE: -He is the most cocky.- ROXANNE: Mmmhm.

DEREK: -more winking-

ROXANNE: -Manboy please.-

JODIE: -burps-

ROXANNE: -Side eyes Jodie at the burp.-

JODIE: scuzie.

HIGHBLOOD: blame it on the bubbly sis =he's probably shared faygo with her=

JODIE: i thought y'all would be more anxious to reunite with yer kid.

ROXANNE: I sure am.

ROXANNE: No offense to porrim but my skin has been crawlin' knowin russet is on the ship without at least one of us.

QIRIN: =has she been pacing? yup=

JODIE: sorry...kids.

DAVENFORTH: -Sighs-

RILEY: we are all very far apart i think so... i'm not sure this detour will take away much time at all.

JODIE: yeah. 'caus eoverthrowin the government is really just a pit stop.

ROXANNE: It's goin' to take more time them going straight there.

ROXANNE: Also there is the whole. 

ROXANNE: I dunno' chance of dying?

DAVENFORTH: Jinjin is in good hands besides what were doin is gonna help make a better place for them to grow up

JODIE: do you really think everythin is gonna work out exactly as you plan it to. -just staring flatly-

DEREK: Yep.

ROXANNE: -She's with you Jodie.-

JODIE: i mean you're the ninja's not me.

RILEY: ain't dave in alaska? and dirk is in the black hole of texas.

JODIE: 'sides it hought you all were apart of a crew but i don't see you askin permission.

DAVENFORTH: Im real bad at doing that

ROXANNE: Wow the confidence is unreal. -She's a little salty that Derek isn't more anxious to get back to his kids.-

DAVENFORTH: Ask my nephew

JODIE: sounds like arrogant, poorly planned bs.

JODIE: this is just a testosterone-fest.

JODIE: -snorts-

DAVENFORTH: No this is about sending a fucking message

JODIE: don't try to make it seem all noble. at lesat be honest. haha.

DEREK: -naturally he's anxious to see them, but he's with his brother here...-

RILEY: -watches jodie-

ROXANNE: -Stand up to your brother-

DEREK: -why would he stand up to him when he agrees with him??-

HIGHBLOOD: =Plays tense, appropriate music for the bickering humans. Tramatic muffled trumpet softly in the bg=

DAVENFORTH: This is about telling her that were not standing for this bullshit she knows were coming but shes gonna know were coming with a goddamn vengeance im not gonna let my daughter grow up in the grips of a galaxy that despises her fuckin existence and im damn sure not gonna let her live with the same bullshit ive gone through

JODIE: -sad trombone would be more fitting in her opinion-

DAVENFORTH: If youve got a problem youre welcome to walk

JODIE: i'm just sayin, you can't go around claiming this is the best plan for everyone. it's just the best plan for yer ego.

JODIE: i ain't going anywhere.

JODIE: i don't have any special powers. and i ain't got no leg to stand on when it comes to decision making. i'm barely a crew member.

ROXANNE: Im siding with Jodie on this. ROXANNE: Im really all for taking the ax to this new government, but we've got other issues to deal with first.

ROXANNE: We can meet up with everyone else and regroup an attack later.

DAVENFORTH: You can go too i dont give a shit

ROXANNE: Right now we are spread thin, with no back up, no intell. And like hell you two are doin' it on your own.

JODIE: -just snort laughs.-

JODIE: well, there wasn't no harm in trying. -JUST CHINHANDING.-

DAVENFORTH: Im not askin for backup and im not asking you to be alright with it ill go it alone if i goddamn have to but im not just gonna let this woman have her way with earth like she has every other planet

DAVENFORTH: Shes fucking playing us

DAVENFORTH: Weve lost too much we hold dear

DAVENFORTH: Its her fucking turn

ROXANNE: -Stares straight at Derek like "Can you believe this??"-

JODIE: -shrugalugs at riley and then just sprawls over the bus seat again.-

DEREK: -sorry ro...- We gotta pass through DC regardless so. 

DEREK: Maybe yall dont wanna go with us but aint nothin gonna stop me and him from trying.

QIRIN: | )

ROXANNE: -STARES HARDER.-

DAVENFORTH: Just drop us off fuck it

ROXANNE: Derek. You got one infant girl on a ship hundreds of miles away. ROXANNE: And another unborn baby sittin' right next to you.

ROXANNE: ...Are you actually bein' serious right now???

ROXANNE: You can be as confident as you want but you know going through with that plan means you might Die right?

DAVENFORTH: Third times the charm -Scoffs-

JODIE: if you can't convince em not to do it, you should try to minimize the damage.

QIRIN: >_> =what did u say=

DAVENFORTH: -YOU HEARD HIM-

RILEY: -she doesn't know exactly what to say here. she considers herself stuck either way. There's no winner here. Some of the most stubborn people she knows are in this bus. she sighs, rubbing her own neck-

DEREK: -stfu dave u ain't dying.-

JODIE: -looking at Roxanne- you're a smart lady arentcha. they'd have a better chance of survivin if you helped.

QIRIN: Is the term not "three strikes, you are out"?

ROXANNE: -Side eyes Jodie even more.- Of course im helpin' if he goes through with this stupid plan.

JODIE: cool beans.

DEREK: -scoffs a little. incredible...- 

DEREK: Well yeah Im goin through with it.

ROXANNE: Maybe hopefully he'll realize how crazy this is if both of Russet's parents are at risk--

ROXANNE: -YOU ARE REALLY TESTING HER DEREK.-

RILEY: -while they're talking, she moves Derek's arm off of her and walks off where she sits in the back-

ROXANNE: -Her eyes follow Riley, shes pretty miffed she didn't say anything in this argument.-

JODIE: -she's also judging riley for this tbh-

JODIE: -but she's already accepted her fate. she's doing all she can to help, at least for jamie's sake.-

DAVENFORTH: -He's quiet. Thinking about his two daughters. How condy's reign would mean their literal deaths.-

QIRIN: =She's thinking utter subjugation and ruin of her people=

QIRIN: =though both are not pretty thoughts=

RILEY: -she thinking about history repeating itself and how truly fucked they'll all be this time-

DAVENFORTH: -But he's also thinking about Beforus, Europa, the people here on Earth. How much would it mean to end the figureheads of their subjugation. Would it spur them on to fight? Would Condy's grasp on Earth slip even a little bit?-

JODIE: -She's thinking about how aginst this James would be.-

JODIE: -Sorry charlie!-

JODIE: -If somebody stronger was here in her eplace.-

RILEY: -she wasn't thinking about the consequences much before. but where the hell is she going to have to wait around while all this happens?-

DAVENFORTH: I think everyone who doesnt want in should continue to minnesota

RILEY: -from the back, a little irritated- and wait?

JODIE: no. i'm gonna help. -SPITEFUL-

JODIE: -maybe you get to do this, but she's not going to let you HAVE this-

DAVENFORTH: Thats your choice

DAVENFORTH: You just gonna wait in dc riley

JODIE: -She's liking Davenforth less and less all the time. Stupid jerk.-

RILEY: i don't fucking know. i sure as hell ain't going out of state away from you three while you try to pull this off.

DAVENFORTH: -It's fine he's used to it-

RILEY: i don't want to leave anybody behind.

DAVENFORTH: I respect that

DAVENFORTH: I dont want yall in danger for somethin you didnt sign up for i aint forcin that on anyone but im doin this

ROXANNE: Do you honestly think you would be doing it alone. Not everyone on this bus is okay with letting some of us go on a possible suicide mission.

DAVENFORTH: You should know me by now ro

JODIE: -Snorts.- so charitable.

RILEY: look, if i didn't have a tiny person inside of me, then i'd jump in and help.

ROXANNE: Guess I thought I did. -She shrugs.- 

ROXANNE: Im doin' it with you two, but im not happy 'bout it. Actually Im pretty pissed. 

ROXANNE: We do live through this I'm kicking your asses myself after we get back to the ship.

QIRIN: =clears her throat after a very long time of being quiet= I would like to hear more of this plan of yours if you or...we are to go through with this.

DAVENFORTH: Everyones kicking my ass after this one probably

TAKODA: -all these bad vibes... he's just going to go back to driving since they uh... have a plan now, he guesses. he's mostly uneasy because he knows, as a part of the resistance, they should take an opportunity as it's presented to them...-

RILEY: -rubbing her forehead-

DEREK: -his guilt isn't obvious, but it's definitely there. he doesn't want to endanger anybody here, and it ain't as if he wants to orphan any of his kids, but... sometimes you gotta follow your gut. he's just keeping quiet for now.-

RILEY: -she puts her hood of the jacket she's wearing up and turns so that she's watching everything pass by, damn hormones and emotions making her eyes all watery-

JODIE: -drinks-

RILEY: -IF ONLY SHE COULD-

[blancapadlla]

gigi hadid, victoria justice, harry styles, matthew daddario, kendall jenner

gigi hadid: ive rped against a lot of gigi hadids and they’re either a hit of miss. some of them are really bad and the muns end up being ugly rats, some of them aren’t active enough or i didnt get to interact w them long enough for me to form an opinion?? the only gigi i actually remember having a good with is sami from deconstructed played by xan bc she was a jesus lovin’ kinky milk & honey type of person ya know victoria justice: ive only rped against a victoria once and it wasnt for long?? it was for eclc’s 2nd generation events bc she was a cotton kid and our characters didnt get along and she was a wild child like….. u thought sutton was nuts but then u look at ava n ur like… wow … but yeah shes good i love tienharry styles: this is just like the gigi i’ve rped against a lot of harry styles fcs but most of them are a hit or miss or theyre just not very memorable because i wasn’t able to interact w them as much?? matthew daddario: i dont remember much of the oreos ive played against but the only one i actually remember is max tucker played xandra because our charas were adoptive siblings and they were max & ruby, ruby & max with their ducks at max and wesley’s (i think the name was wesley i love u ellie im sorry i forgot ur charas name eiofdjskmlbjkm) wedding and all that stuff!! my experiences with oreos are mostly a miss but xandra’s was a hit i love my mom kendall jenner: the only kendalls that were memorable or were a good time were karina from fashionvalley bc she was such an interestin lil chara and the mun was so nice and our charas were cute with ophelia complaining about susan and how karina wanted to make it into a movie and the other kendall that was the loml was delaney plyed by kait for our 1x1 bc we had a really cute plot but i really suck at replying to 1x1s fast enough and messages in general so deepest apologies to kait i love u im so sorry im a mess doifblkmoikml but yeah those two are the only good times i’ve ever had a w kendall jenner fc 

send me an FC and I’ll tell you my experience rping with them