#and i really will glue myself to him:3333333

[teddybeartoji]

i love satoru

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[asmo-ds]

Congrats on 500 boo😘😘😘<<<<<33333

Could I request a matchup please? I'm female. I'm about 5"6, with wavy blue hair that reaches past my neck and I wear glasses. I'm pretty curvy, with a large chest, hips and thighs. My hobbies are reading, cleaning, cooking, dancing, singing and drawing. I consider myself to be somewhat talented for the last two hobbies. I have a pretty bad habit for making bad decisions and procrastinating, as well as being loud and shameless. My friends have a very high priority in my life and I always make time to be there for them.

Thank you so much!!! Congrats again💖💖💖

Thank you so muchhhh <3333333 also yours got really long I had fun with it 

For the Demon Brothers I’d match you with...

MAMMON

- Loud and shameless is Mammon’s middle name

- You two are known as a loud couple who are literal best friends 

- Mammon isn’t very skilled in literature, so since you have reading as a hobby you often tutor him in the subject

- Cleaning and cooking also aren’t Mammon’s best skill, so he is glad that at least one of you knows how to be an adult

- He also loves your hair and thinks it’s fun, its rare for him to see a human with colorful hair, he thought they were only supposed to have gray, brown, black, blonde and ginger? 

- Please explain hair dye to this man he is so stupid its cute

- He likes to joke that your dates are being scolded by Lucifer since you two tend to make bad decisions together

- This man child WILL steal your glasses, if you want to not be blind please glue them to your face

- “WoW YouRe BLinD! hOW do I LOoK?!” “I WOULDN”T KNOW MAMMON”

- He enjoys cuddling up on your thighs and chest and thinks they’re so soft and the perfect pillows made just for him

- He understands the importance of the people you love since he always is protecting his younger brothers and no matter how much they may tease him, he loves them to no end.

For the Undateables I’d match you with...

BARBATOS

- Cooking, cleaning and reading together? Here sign this marriage certificate right now

- Whenever you sing to yourself while doing these activities, he melts, your voice is so beautiful and he could listen to it forever

- You tend to make bad decisions and he usually has to clean up the aftermath, but he enjoys it, it reminds him of Diavolo in a way

- Also likes how your hair colors are similar

- Your loud and shameless attitude makes up for his quite and mysteriousness

- Your love for your friends is so admirable to him and he has mad respect for it

- At the end of a day with endless meetings with the prince, he enjoys coming home to lay on you soft chest and thighs, they’re so perfect to him

- He is very good at encouraging you to get work done and not procrastinate, but if you just can’t bring yourself to do it he will let you rest (usually if you don’t do your tasks on time he will do them for you but shhhh)