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all i can think about since i first saw new Dorian look is that every time Orym looks up to talk to him first thing he sees is just pair of naked blue tiddies with medium sized nipples
#critical role#sketch#dorym#cr3#bells hells#dorian storm#orym of the air ashari#this is my artistic rendition#i am so sorry#this just wont get out of my head#and i needed to share
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Erased AU where Adam kills Charlie during the extermination and then Lucifer wakes up in Eden and gradually realizes that he needs to stop him from becoming a monster to save his daughter. That is all.
#hazbin hotel#lucifer morningstar#hazbin hotel adam#adamsapple#i will not be doing anything with this#and i'm still not even remotely interested in writing about eve or cain and abel#but the idea occurred to me#and i needed to share#g o d i need to re-watch erased
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Shout out to the guy that wore a full fledged toga on our latin exam. What an absolute icon
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Guardian's the typa person to try to ask Lenny what an organism is and accidentally say orgasm 💀
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HELP???????? i see your vision though IM GIGGLING
you and your dreadful little polycule haven't seen the last of me
#sorry it was my first thought#and i needed to share#<- your first thought was incredibly correct❤️#mod speaks
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i don't know the etiquette for posting other peoples tiktoks but the delivery of this punchline hit me like a FUCKING TRUCK please
NikhilClayton <- you should follow this guy on tiktok he's fucking hilarious
#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#nikhilclayton#im like checking he doesnt have a tumblr but yall need to experience the laugh attack i just had#sharing it to spread the joy honestly
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The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.
#it's bad if you want i have sex it's also bad if you DON'T want to have sex#god forbid if you're a woman in a heterosexual marriage and aren't in the mood#that's 'withholding sex' and you're clearly abusive scum who should be divorced and left without any of your shared assets.#but if you DO have sex now you're a degenerate freak plotting for the downfall of western society#i don't know what to say i'm just so tired#politics#culture#queerphobia#lgbtqia#misogyny#<it's not the exclusive source but let's be honest sooo much of this is integral to the patriarchy#patriarchy needs access to an underclass they can treat like sex objects but they also don't want them to have any human rights#so sexuality is both obligatory and stigmatized#purity culture#i'm really struggling with tagging this because most of the appropiate tags would- in a beautiful twist of irony- get me booted off tumblr
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@hellhare
baby autusm so small . the hawk take him away
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I have summoned demons to play pea knuckle in your pipes.
What's pea knuckle you ask!
Travel through your pipes and learn from the demons.
Coward.
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everybodys gotta get back into the practice of using pseudonyms online... i remember the time of screen names where u never ever told anyone ur real name and that was just understood as basic internet safety. plus having a screen name is fun because sometimes it sticks so well that it becomes part of ur identity that u can use in whatever facet of ur life you choose. it rocks to pick your own name
#im living proof! i wasnt always called kiwi but now i am and it rocks#but mostly im just worried about all these kids wayyy oversharing personal info online#not to be like aaaggghh kids these days. but.#um people are sharing their full names and schools and deepest secrets with their FACE ATTACHED#i surely dont need to explain why thats scary#tiktok trends where u share stuff you would Never tell people irl.... WITH!!! YOUR FACE!!!!! IN FULL VIEW!!#WHHH.... WHY...........#Get Scared of Internet Strangers Again Please!
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#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#laios touden#dunmeshi#hello it’s me back from the void#my art#I have more dunmeshi I need to share here too oop
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me too, luna.
#luna#celestia#mlp#my art#fanart#comic#grand galloping 20s#doodles#oscillating between serious “luna has depression” and funny “luna is a shut in who smells bad and reads books without a light”#luna would LOVE modern pajamas and sweatpants rip#also celestia usually uses first person “I” pronouns but Luna almost exclusively uses we/us#because nightmare moon is technically another identity sharing her body#it's like DID but not because it's not a disorder to them#edit: sorry should clarify that did doesn't need to be considered a disorder either#i don't know the preferred nomenclature for this topic there's someone in the tags who explains
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well damn dipsy..
#I know this game is like the only one that isn't canon#but i think about it a lot#and i needed to share#I don't hear ppl talk about this game smh
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roaring twenties tumblr simulator pt. 2
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men be like "i would never succumb to homosexuality" and then hold a mans face tenderly as he lights his cigarette with his own. okayy pansy we see you
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art deco more like art dicko! aaaand post
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attended a petting party last saturday and there were no animals not even at all :(
#WHY WOULD THEY CALL IT THAT
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i lov my mother and father so nuch forever i cannot wait to attend my new job at the dubious factory where there have never been any machinery incidents evr before
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The cocaine in coca-cola just doesnt hit the same anymore....
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OP they took out the cocaine
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY TOOK OUT THE COCAINE
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tumblr heritage post
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Hes so puppycoded
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The eroticism of the machinery incidents at the dubious factory
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Easy website
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There is a gang war in Chicago. The first gang to get to 100 kills, gets to take over that part of the city. You NEED to be careful, Babe Ruth. You could be at high risk because of your high status. PLEASE be safe, everyone in or around Chicago, and please reblog this to get it to the celebrities in Chicago
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#had so many ideas i needed to share this with the world#1920s#unreality#fake post#fake dashboard#thank you lovely mutuals for ur contributions
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#please look at the guys i made while procrastinating what i actually need to make for my assignment#i really hope they load in sync for you but if not please forgive them theyre trying their best#stardew valley#sdv#blender3d#bless u simblr for giving me an interest in blender years ago#i would be so lost in my college course rn if it weren't for making renders of my sims since 2020 💀#i have no sims content to share apologies
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Michael Afton and Jeremy Fitzgerald are FNAF besties..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf movie#mike schmidt#michael afton#jeremy fitzgerald#fnaf 2#jeremike#Michael is chill with Mike#but he definitely likes Jeremy A LOT more#biased to his fellow video game boys#though Mike would be the same way with Jeremiah me thinks#every Mike needs a Jer!!#Michael being able to draw is always my favourite detail on him#he usually doesn’t feel nervous about sharing drawings#but he does with Jeremy cause he wants him to like it#I gotta draw more of Jeremy and Michael’s friendship..#they are a duo homies besties partners 🩵💜
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