#and i mean that actually literally i have tasted poison before nd it tastes like that
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why does paracetamol taste like that when u swallow it wrong holy fuck
#tastes like literal poison#and i mean that actually literally i have tasted poison before nd it tastes like that#anyways guess who fucking started his period and somehow didnāt notice how deranged he was getting until he actually saw the blood#next time i start insaneposting at the beginning/end of the month remind me that i have a uterus#and itās out to get me for not being teen pregnant#istg i feel so dizzy rn š#i need to binge eat ice cream nd other junk food and watch netflix for 3 days straight and cry like some sort of misogynistic stereotype#except iām a boy#holy fuck can this paracetamol kick in already jesus-#ryan shut the fuck up
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On Long-Term Consequences
(...and selective memory, confirmation bias, Keyleth-hate, and the everlasting adoration of villains)
Yes, I am going to rant about youtube comments on critical role again. Itās what I do. Hereās your regular reminder not to talk to the Fourth Reich Nazi in the comments, please.
Anyhow, getting that out of the way, way back when, I posted a youtube comment on how I, too, adore Raishan and would have loved to see her Vegeta her way into reluctant ally and party member indefinitely, but that that just wasnāt happening, ever. For reasons entirely unrelated to Keyleths totally unfounded, not justifiable hate for her over not really killing people Keyleth had no personal connection to at all, ever, #ThanksKeyleth. How dare she object to mass murder in the second degree or whatever the English legal terminology is here. (Itās Mittelbare TƤterschaft in German. Iāll stop now, this is not about law.)
That post recently sparked a discussion with someone about Raishan, and how the āsmartā thing for VM to do would have been to let her do as she pleased and never bother with her again.
And, I mean, sure. Attacking her with only three people present and the entire party pretty much depleted was not a āsmartā choice. Hell, Liam himself acknowledged that on several occasions.
And this isnāt even about the morality of deal breaking. I agree on that front, deal breaking is not good, and would make me as a DM consider adjusting alignments at some point.
I do, however, see no moral failure in not letting a genocidal egomaniac get away unscathed with the knowledge of how to be an even more powerful genocidal egomaniac in the future.
And taking into account only player knowledge, things that have been established in-game, down to the very moment when Raishan pulled out the probably Speak with Dead scroll, thatās what they knew.
Raishan quite literally broke the world and the barriers between planes of existence to find a cure for herself. People give Keyleth shit for blaming the decimation of the fire Ashari on Raishan when in reality, Thordak was the one who actually destroyed things, but Raishan is still to blame. She did release the mad dog, in the middle of the civilization she infiltrated to learn how to do that in the first place.Ā
Hell, she didnāt just do that and shrug at everything Thordak did after. She actively brokered an alliance between five chromatic dragons with the explicit goal of subjugating the centers of human civilization, killing thousands in the process.
Her goddamn introduction was her breathing poison into a panicked crowd and cackling about how she enjoys the taste of fear, for fuckās sake.
And at no point during the brokering of the deal with VM did she ever say sheād stop doing that. Sure, she promised to leave VM and maybe even all of TalāDorei alone, but first of all, wow, promises, amazing. Words are wind.
Second of all, this entire plan happened because Raishan wanted to return to her happy existence of subjugating people and ransacking temples and spreading terror throughout her own domain. Thatās how she got that curse in the first place.
So even if we take VM never thinking about what Thordak could actually tell her at face value because they only briefly discussed it on-screen, Iād say thereās still a bit of a moral conundrum to just let her go and keep on keeping on in what sheās been doing before she was cursed.
And I mean, VM does discuss briefly that whatever knowledge Thordak could have for her would at the very least make her a bigger threat than she already was. If heād played her all along, boom goes the dynamite. You canāt tell me Raishan wouldnāt destroy shit just to blow off steam after that.
If he told her a straight-up cure, sheād be a bigger threat to humanity due to her cure making her more powerful and more long-lived.
But considering how decades of research didnāt do shit in helping her, given how D&D universes work, the only reasonable options Thordak could have had for her would be 1. a wish spell, 2. direct access to a deity, 3. dracolichdom. Thatās kind of all whatās left when Greater Restoration or Remove Curse donāt do the trick.
All of which are not things you want unleashed upon the world, especially not by a being who has already proven that it will go to ridiculously destructive lengths for its own benefit alone.
Also, just throwing that out there, itās not like VM didnāt agree that Raishan should not, under any circumstances, access the knowledge Thordak might have for her. Vax didnāt exactly act not according to plan, the plan just could have been executed better.
(Also Raishan did kind of shoot first, but thatās neither here nor there.)
So, no, attacking her, hell, following her at all wasnāt āsmartā. Three people died as a result. But, and Iām bringing this up because I just rediscovered @out-there-on-the-maroon post on that topic, these people do not play a āsmartā game. Or an efficient one. Or anything that has anything to do with the path of least resistance and going the easy way because itās smart.
Even if Raishan kept true to her word not to bother VM ever again, sheād go off and terrorize people with her newly regained powers, even before lichdom came into play. Thatād be blood VM would have had on their hands in any case.
And thatās just assuming Matt would break his long-standing trend of consequences biting the players in the ass eventually. And letting a now possibly all powerful or lichified dragon out into the world is something that canāt just let go like that. Sheād be back in some way, shape, or form. A
nd itās not like Raishan was remorseful about the fight breaking out in the first place, just about the effort and resources sheād burn in fighting them off, because Raishan is a āsmartā player.
Also, just throwing that out there, if you think breaking a deal is enough to bring down alignments and make VM the most evilest and revolting people ever, whatās releasing a dragon o certified mass destruction into the world? Yeeaah, I see no moral high ground here.
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