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Batfam Among Us Headcanons
I just got a 97.5 on my psych final and I am going to ride that high as long as I can so have some fluff
The world’s greatest detectives are extra okay and of course this transfers into how they play games together
They all arrange desks in one of the guest rooms and set up those testing folders to hide their screens
Bruce bought extra computers just for playing among us, they have about fifty just stacked in the middle of the room in case
They used to use their personal computers but they haven’t since The IncidentTM
(The Incident was when Tim killed Damian for the fifth time that night and Damian nearly strangled him with a computer charger... while it was still attached to a computer... and it fell off the desk and died)
(They also started having assigned seats after that, with Tim and Damian on opposite sides of the circle, but that’s just a coincidence, right?)
Dick
“I’m just happy to spend time with you guys”
It sounds like a lie but he genuinely is just happy to have family time, he’s been suggesting it for years
Who knew all it would take was a murder mystery game with little bean people
Too bad he’s so awful at it
Smiles a lot more when he’s imposter
Sometimes giggles a little when he commits a murder
Everyone is lowkey concerned with how much he’s enjoying killing them
But they don’t think about that or mention it because J’ACCUSE!
He insists it’s part of his strategy and that he does it on purpose
Longest long con in the history of gaming
It’s still going, even
…
(It’s not on purpose)
Jason
“If Bruce is the first one dead it’s Jason”
It makes him very easy to frame
But by god will he continue to do it
Problem is, after a while it became impossible to know if it was him or someone framing him again
And he doesn’t make it easy to figure out
This man hasn’t given a straight answer in his life
“Did you kill him” “No. Yes. Maybe. But I’m gonna say no.”
“What was I doing? Tasks, duh. Where? Places.”
They lowkey hate him
Babs
Originally didn’t play
But eventually wanted to know what the fuss was about
Is now addicted
Even plays when the rest of the family isn’t there
She really only likes the tasks, though
The fact that there’s a murderer on the ship is irrelevant
It’s really obvious when she’s just been killed (at least by bat standards) because she goes “oh”
And then she goes straight back to tasks
Absolutely throws the game when she’s imposter
“Was it you?” “Maybe but have you considered that he deserved it”
Tim
He has made it his mission to figure out who the imposters are every round
Throws accusations everywhere no matter what, he figures he has to be right at some point
His points are all valid but he has trouble giving an actually convincing argument
Trust him guys he knows what he’s saying you’re just s t u p i d
“When I get communication skills it’s over for all of you!”
He does not, in fact, ever get communication skills
When he’s the imposter though…
He also tries to keep up the constant accusations
The reasoning is worse when he’s imposter
But that’s okay because no one understands what he’s saying either way
Kills and then hides in the vents for the rest of the round
They try and stack on vents to catch him out
He always knows
A l w a y s
Steph
She doesn’t care who gets mad at her, she is going to win this if it’s the last thing she does
And what’s her strategy to do so?
She doesn’t really have one
But it’s working
She’s so bold that most the time she stuns people into silence
Blatant lies all around
Will self report and lie her ass off
Will kill in a crowd of people
Will lie and say she was with you even if you only saw her for a few seconds
No one knows when she’s telling the truth
They don’t even know if SHE knows if she’s telling the truth because she is so confident about it
Cass
Isn’t allowed to play
She was allowed to for One Round
The screen comes up and she just says “It’s Bruce and Tim”
It was, in fact, Bruce and Tim
They were not happy with this
Now she sits in the corner and watches them all
It’s a little bit creepy but it’s better than her spoiling the game sooooo
Damian
Plays third imposter when Dick is imposter
Dick will find him alone and run around him in a circle and then off they go
This is never reciprocated
And yet Damian is always shocked when Dick turns him in
Always gets angry when he gets accused
Everyone loves throwing him under the bus
Do they usually think it’s him? No. Are they going to vote for him anyways to watch him get all pouty and whiney? Yes. Absolutely
What else are siblings for?
“I will kill you all!” “That sounds like something an imposter would say” “Not like that!” “That sounds like something an imposter would say”
Duke
Definitely just there to watch them all fight
If this was a few years ago he would have suggested monopoly
He wants to watch the world as we know it burn
But no one ever suspects him of it
They just think he’s too nice
You’d think they’d learn their lesson eventually but this family only has one braincell collectively and, unfortunately, Cass isn’t allowed to play
Sometimes Duke will literally walk away from a body and they won’t even try to throw sus on him
“Duke was standing over a body on cams” “That sounds like something an imposter would --”
Bruce
He takes red so Jason and Tim don’t fight over it
He usually figures out who the imposters are pretty quickly
Too bad he’s always killed first round
“If B makes it to second round it’s him”
That’s okay. He doesn’t like the game anyways
Or, at least, that’s what he tells himself
Whatever helps him sleep at night, I guess
#batfam#headcanons#not a fic#i just wanted to write some fluff before i went straight back into angst#and i know this isn't popular anymore but shhhhhh#bruce wayne#batman#dick grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#barbara gordon#batgirl#tim drake#red robin#stephanie brown#spoiler#cassandra cain#orphan#damian wayne#robin#duke thomas#signal
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"this family has one collective braincell and [she's] not allowed to play" fuckin' beautiful
Batfam Among Us Headcanons
I just got a 97.5 on my psych final and I am going to ride that high as long as I can so have some fluff
The world’s greatest detectives are extra okay and of course this transfers into how they play games together
They all arrange desks in one of the guest rooms and set up those testing folders to hide their screens
Bruce bought extra computers just for playing among us, they have about fifty just stacked in the middle of the room in case
They used to use their personal computers but they haven’t since The IncidentTM
(The Incident was when Tim killed Damian for the fifth time that night and Damian nearly strangled him with a computer charger… while it was still attached to a computer… and it fell off the desk and died)
(They also started having assigned seats after that, with Tim and Damian on opposite sides of the circle, but that’s just a coincidence, right?)
Dick
“I’m just happy to spend time with you guys”
It sounds like a lie but he genuinely is just happy to have family time, he’s been suggesting it for years
Who knew all it would take was a murder mystery game with little bean people
Too bad he’s so awful at it
Smiles a lot more when he’s imposter
Sometimes giggles a little when he commits a murder
Everyone is lowkey concerned with how much he’s enjoying killing them
But they don’t think about that or mention it because J’ACCUSE!
He insists it’s part of his strategy and that he does it on purpose
Longest long con in the history of gaming
It’s still going, even
…
(It’s not on purpose)
Jason
“If Bruce is the first one dead it’s Jason”
It makes him very easy to frame
But by god will he continue to do it
Problem is, after a while it became impossible to know if it was him or someone framing him again
And he doesn’t make it easy to figure out
This man hasn’t given a straight answer in his life
“Did you kill him” “No. Yes. Maybe. But I’m gonna say no.”
“What was I doing? Tasks, duh. Where? Places.”
They lowkey hate him
Babs
Originally didn’t play
But eventually wanted to know what the fuss was about
Is now addicted
Even plays when the rest of the family isn’t there
She really only likes the tasks, though
The fact that there’s a murderer on the ship is irrelevant
It’s really obvious when she’s just been killed (at least by bat standards) because she goes “oh”
And then she goes straight back to tasks
Absolutely throws the game when she’s imposter
“Was it you?” “Maybe but have you considered that he deserved it”
Tim
He has made it his mission to figure out who the imposters are every round
Throws accusations everywhere no matter what, he figures he has to be right at some point
His points are all valid but he has trouble giving an actually convincing argument
Trust him guys he knows what he’s saying you’re just s t u p i d
“When I get communication skills it’s over for all of you!”
He does not, in fact, ever get communication skills
When he’s the imposter though…
He also tries to keep up the constant accusations
The reasoning is worse when he’s imposter
But that’s okay because no one understands what he’s saying either way
Kills and then hides in the vents for the rest of the round
They try and stack on vents to catch him out
He always knows
A l w a y s
Steph
She doesn’t care who gets mad at her, she is going to win this if it’s the last thing she does
And what’s her strategy to do so?
She doesn’t really have one
But it’s working
She’s so bold that most the time she stuns people into silence
Blatant lies all around
Will self report and lie her ass off
Will kill in a crowd of people
Will lie and say she was with you even if you only saw her for a few seconds
No one knows when she’s telling the truth
They don’t even know if SHE knows if she’s telling the truth because she is so confident about it
Cass
Isn’t allowed to play
She was allowed to for One Round
The screen comes up and she just says “It’s Bruce and Tim”
It was, in fact, Bruce and Tim
They were not happy with this
Now she sits in the corner and watches them all
It’s a little bit creepy but it’s better than her spoiling the game sooooo
Damian
Plays third imposter when Dick is imposter
Dick will find him alone and run around him in a circle and then off they go
This is never reciprocated
And yet Damian is always shocked when Dick turns him in
Always gets angry when he gets accused
Everyone loves throwing him under the bus
Do they usually think it’s him? No. Are they going to vote for him anyways to watch him get all pouty and whiney? Yes. Absolutely
What else are siblings for?
“I will kill you all!” “That sounds like something an imposter would say” “Not like that!” “That sounds like something an imposter would say”
Duke
Definitely just there to watch them all fight
If this was a few years ago he would have suggested monopoly
He wants to watch the world as we know it burn
But no one ever suspects him of it
They just think he’s too nice
You’d think they’d learn their lesson eventually but this family only has one braincell collectively and, unfortunately, Cass isn’t allowed to play
Sometimes Duke will literally walk away from a body and they won’t even try to throw sus on him
“Duke was standing over a body on cams” “That sounds like something an imposter would –”
Bruce
He takes red so Jason and Tim don’t fight over it
He usually figures out who the imposters are pretty quickly
Too bad he’s always killed first round
“If B makes it to second round it’s him”
That’s okay. He doesn’t like the game anyways
Or, at least, that’s what he tells himself
Whatever helps him sleep at night, I guess
#batfam#headcanons#bruce wayne#batman#dick grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#barbara gordon#batgirl#tim drake#red robin#stephanie brown#spoiler#cassandra cain#orphan#damian wayne#robin#duke thomas#signal#and i know this isn't popular anymore but shhhhhh
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