#and i immediately thought of that gif lmaooooooo

[dragon--sage]

bad faith gamer: VEILGUARD WON'T BE GRITTTTYYYY AND DARKKKKK LIKE ORIGINS!!!! passssssss

me losing my shit in the darkest and grittiest moments of origins:

[7amonathursdayinoctober]

Because of his perky WHAT

[gay-wh0re-slut]

Could we get a #bottom-rhea fic? rhea is overconfident/cocky and gets put in her place. And please, that tongue piercing 🥵

oh shit oh fuck..,.,,,.. hell yeah i can. i’m squirming in my seat rn lmaooooooo

Shut Up

rhea x fem!reader

content: rhea gets a lil over confident about her work in the bedroom and you got tired of it so you put her in her place, well your place… and kiss her and choke her and fuck her and and and no plot just sex

Laid across the bed waiting for your lover to come home. She had promised to do the most awful things to you when she finally came back after a week of traveling. You weren’t wearing anything specifically sexy in case she was too tired, just a lil booty short that was barely covering your ass and one of her many band tees. She loved seeing you in them, so you knew she would at least comment on it if anything.

She texted you saying she was on the way from the airport about an hour ago, so you checked her location and she was one minute away. Your heart was beating fast and your breath was lost as you thought of seeing her again since last week. You were too excited to move so you sat… waiting.

You heard the door open and close, some shuffling, the dogs clicking on the tile floor, finally footsteps approaching the bedroom.

“Hey baby,” the tired wrestler opened the bedroom door, “I’ve missed you,” she literally plopped on the bed beside you, “so much.” She leaned over and grabbed your face lazily to kiss you before she laid down beside you, facing you.

“I missed you too, my love,” you replied. Your hand rested on her shoulder, rubbing it with your thumb. You were a bit disappointed that she seemed too tired to do anything but you didn’t mind too much, you know how busy she is.

After a few quiet moments of her breathing in her home, bed, and you, she looked so peaceful, she fluttered her pretty eyes open, “how’s it been here?”

You took a long breath, “pretty good, nothing too crazy. Worked, you know, the usual.”

“Mmm,” her eyes slowly shut again.

You watched her breathe, quietly, watching her nostrils flare with every exhale. Your hand moved to her cheek, you leaned over to kiss her but she immediately and swiftly pinned you down, holding both hands by your head as she straddled your hips.

“Rhea!” you yelped.

“Gotcha,” she laughed maniacally.

“Fuck,” you laughed with her, “I thought you were tired,” you finally caught your breath.

“And break my promise,” she snuck her lips to your neck, “do you remember my promise?” she whispered as she trailed soft kisses down your neck. She took her time, letting you feel every one of them. She replaced some with a soft lick. You could feel her piercing dragging on your skin, sending a shock wave through your body.

You let out a weak moan, “y-yes.”

“Mhmm,” she switched to the other side, “and what was it?” her voice was graveled.

“That you would…”

“Mhmm,” her hands relieved the slightest bit of pressure.

“Mark me yours,” you whined.

“What else?” she moved your hands to be held by one of hers while the free hand snakes its way under your shirt feeling every inch of your skin underneath.

“That y-you would-”

“Say it,” she said sternly.

You struggled to form words as she nipped at your ear. Her hand toyed with your nipple causing you to arch your back into her. You huffed a moan as you slammed your back into the bed again.

“C’mon baby, let me hear you say it,” her accent became deeper as she growled in your ear.

“Mmmfuck,” you whined as you slightly bucked your hips.

“You like when I tease you, huh?” her evil smile formed on her lips.

“Yess,” as you tried to break free from her hands.

“Uh uh,” she tightened her grip, “you know the deal.”

“Please!”

“Oh c’mon baby,” she mocked, “just four little words, I know you can do it.”

You threw your head back in frustration. Rolling your eyes at her you took a deep sigh.

“How am I supposed to know what you want, princess?” she continued the mocking tone until the pet name became angry.

After not even a second, you gathered the strength you had left pushed your hands up and broke her grip, bucked your hips up to push her off of you. She flailed while falling over to her side of the bed looking shocked that you could over throw her. You climbed on top of her and copied the grip she had on you to begin with.

“No, Mami. Fuck you.” you smiled on top of her.

“Wha-”

“Shhh,” you quieted her with a finger over her mouth.

She shook her head in confusion, “what’s going on?” she spoke around your digit.

“It’s my turn,” you began to follow in her footsteps by kissing her neck.

“Baby,” she breathed.

“Hmm?”

“Ho-Why did you do that?”

“Like it’s hard for me to control you,” you said slyly, “As if you don’t like it,” now your hand was under her shirt.

“I do but I’m always on-”

“Shut up,” you barked.

“Excuse me?” she was brought out of her trance.

“I said,” you leaned closer to her, “shut. up.”

You gave her a quick peck on the lips before going back to nipping at her ears and kissing on her neck. Now your hand was toying with her nipple. You knew she could easily break out of your hold but you were grateful she let you keep going. Quiet but deep moans were flowing out of her as you continued.

“Now, you can take back over and do whatever you want to me or…” the hand under her shirt gripped onto her neck, “I can prove that you like to be a bottom.”

She snarled at you as her response before rolling her eyes back into her head because your grip tightened around her neck.

“That’s what I thought,” you chuckled.

“Shut up,” she snapped back.

“Aw, hard to be a bottom, huh?”

“Don’t-”

You kiss her hard to shut her up. She was frozen for a moment before she released the tension in her body. Her hips gently bucked trying to push you farther in to her.

“Now actually shut up,” you sat up, releasing your grip on her wrists, “and take it.”

“Shit,” she mumbled as she watched you scoot down her legs and push them open.

You kissed along her bare skin of her thighs, slowly sneaking your fingers into the waistband of her booty shorts. You tugged at them and she lifted her hips to allow you to slip them off. Once you threw them into oblivion, you grazed your hands over her hips, up her stomach, caressed her tits once more before tracing your hands back down to her thighs.

Her hands were gripping at the bed sheets as she was breathing heavily with a soft moan here and there. You placed some final kisses on her thighs before reaching her core. Your hot breath teasing her before doing anything else. Her hips slightly jerked towards you silently begging for more.

“Look at me,” you said staring at her from below smiling.

It took her a second to recognize what you said, but she finally made eye contact with you. Your smile grew wider when those sapphire eyes met yours because for the first time ever, she was the one that looked helpless.

“Good girl,” you threw at her which was something she always said to you.

You could see her grip tighten on the sheets when she heard those words. You chuckled slightly before resuming placing soft pecks on her lower body. Every now and then you would get so close but never where she needed you. Every time you did get close, she would close her eyes hoping you would go for it but you never did. You had to remind her three times to keep eye contact.

“Baby…please,” she begged.

“What?” you said innocently.

“Please just- ugh!”

“A little frustrated, are we?” you loved being on this side. Seeing her writhe, pleading for you, it felt powerful, now you see why she loved it so much.

“Mhmm,” she whined.

“Hm,” you hummed contently.

You could see that she was already almost dripping onto the sheets, so you decided to finally give her what she wanted. Making sure she was watching, you stuck out your tongue and took a long, slow lick over her core.

A guttural moan could be heard above you as her back arched. You gave her a second to recuperate before doing it again. And once again, the guttural moan and arched back returned.

Apparently she was tired of waiting for more, so her hand found your head and pushed you into her. Although, you liked being a top for a night, you loved when she would control you. But you fought back, this was your time, your rules tonight.

So your hand gripped her wrist and peeled it away from your head, "I'm in charge tonight and I'm going to do whatever I want. Understood?" You leaned on your elbows between her beefy thighs.

"Fuck!" she growled.

You let her seethe for a minute before asking again, "Understood?"

She let out a big sigh, "yes."

"Thank you," you situated yourself back where you were, "Can I continue?"

She squinted at you but then softened her look, "yes."

And you didn't waste any time. One hand held her legs open while the other was gently placed on the side of her torso. You worked your magic on her core with your tongue, flicking up and down, side to side, anything and everything to get her riled up. And it worked perfectly.

Her hips were moving perfectly against your mouth, her beautiful moans and whines filled the room. Her hand snuck back to your head but you didn’t mind this time. Every now and then she would pull your hair subconsciously.

“B-baby, please,” she said quietly.

“Hmm,” you hummed into the hot mess, sending her growing knot closer to its breaking point.

“Mmf,” her hips bucked, “I need- fuck!”

You stopped what you were doing to sit up a bit to look at her, “What baby?”

“I need your…” she took a deep breath and stared right into your eyes, “fingers.”

You gave her a devilish smile and went back to your job. The hand that was caressing her body, moved to her inner thigh, teasing at her oozing center. Her hips jerked once more. After making her wait forever, you gently pushed two fingers into her.

“Fuck yes,” she arched her back.

You continued to carefully pump in and out of her as you continued lap her up. Moans filled your ears, her hands gripped your head and bed sheets so hard you thought she would pull your hair out and rip a hole in the sheets simultaneously.

She mumbled out curses as you went, she threw in a few pet names too. You were starting to realize why she liked being on top so much.

You could feel her clenching around your fingers, her breathing became faster, “Mmmmyesss like that, baby,” she groaned.

The knot that was in her stomach finally unraveled, her back arched, her legs squeezed your head, she slammed her fist on the bed, she pushed your head farther into her.

“FUCK,” she screamed.

As she rode it out, she released the tension in her body as she calmed her breathing and her spine gently fell back onto the bed. You carefully pull out of her then took one last lap at her center, hearing a weak moan from above as you did.

You sat up, trailing soft kisses on her bare hips to her stomach. Her hand rested on your head the whole way up pushing your hair out of the way. Once you reached eye level, you brought your hand to your mouth and cleaned off the two fingers you used moments ago.

Her mouth dropped open for a second before she pulled you in for a deep sloppy kiss. The two of stayed there for a moment, before you fell next to her.

“Holy shit,” she breathed, “you’re doing that more often.”

[ethtyn]

combination Etho & Martyn ll2 #8 reaction post:

Etho:

"i'm not in charge, i'm gonna be the first one out, here!" me fr.

MARTYN WHAT'S YOUR ANGLE. "TEAM TIME" THIS "TEAM SMITE" THAT IT COULDVE BEEN THAT FROM THE BEGINNING 😭😭😭

"we need the help, Tango, i hate to say it. and Martyn is good help." thesis statement 🫶🏻

"true that" LITERALLY WHERE is he coming up with this speech pattern. i have never heard him use as much slang as he has in this series in my life.

BDUBS NO.....IT WAS IMPULSE?! 💔

"Tango...this is MINECRAFT, why don't you have blocks?!" PLEASE.

LMAOOOOOOO HE'S MARY POPPINS, Y'ALL 💀

Tango noooooo PepeHands

Scar's out...there goes my hope that Etho got to kill him 😔

I KNOW WHAT THE VOICES IN HIS HEAD SPOILER MEANS NOW AND I'M CRYING PISSING BLOOD SLIDING DOWN THE WALL CHEWING GLASS. LMFAO.

"it's tough being alone...i'm not an entertaining person, and i have to be entertaining right now" don't you talk about my friend like that 😡😡😡

kfjdjcndk the little bitchfight between impulse and the mean gills over trying to kill each other. "yeah, that was me...okie! 😁 water under the bridge" impulse you're soooooo 💀

ETHO WHY DID YOU REMIND HIM ABOUT THE SWORD. i'm furious.

there goes BigB.

i am starting to realize that when one of y'all said "love loses" you mean Ethtyn. fuck.

FISH IN A BARREL. i just caught that.

Scott's disappointed little "Etho" gets me every time LMFAO. is this man ever surprised.

"i could just whack you off right now 😏" aYO

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOT 'ER

i'm gonna throw up. why. please.

GRIAN NO 😭 that little intake of breath right before he fell...i could cry.

I'M GONNA BE SICK I'M GONNA BE SICK. "that hurt, Martyn! apologise."

I'M GONNA THROW UPPPPPPPPPPPPP HE WAS SO CLOSE. also i was wildly distracted by the way you could hear him sit back in his chair and stretch kfdnkcmdmd

side note: i tracked down the counting clip and. uhm. 🥴 yeah.

i. need to gather some thoughts. reblog a few posts. watch martyn's episode so i can find out who won. i'm ill.

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Martyn:

"keep your friends close and your enemies closer" type beat.

the callback to Southlanders with the "fun British game" 😭 i miss them 💔

still thinking about how Martyn made this Team TIME/SMITE decision all on his own without talking to Scott at all. like i know he's insanely loyal but. sir?

I'M FUCKING PISSING MYSELF over that Scar spleef kill. (in the most insincere voice possible) "woooow. thank you for the business!" CRYING.

thinking So Much about this little duel between BigB and Martyn as Martyn comes in to play the game. Martyn almost died, so did BigB. and then ceasefire and nskxnckdkcjkdmf my brainnnnnn.

"i'm here for games and pleasure" Scar.

HAHAHSHCNFKC LMFAOOOOO ETHO RLLY DID COME IN LIKE MARY POPPINS I'M CRYING.

fast forward to when MISE is boating off of skynet 2.0 - did not realise that Martyn asked Grian "yes or no" 😭 salt in the wound, bro.

fish in a fucking barrel fr.

ONE BLOCK 😭

jesus the way he IMMEDIATELY turns on impulse as soon as Pearl kills Etho. fanning myself.

NAUUUUUURRRRRR I COULDN'T TELL FROM ETHO'S POV BUT MARTYN REALLY DID GET THE LAST HIT ON HIM I'M.

oh god you can't see it from Martyn's POV but. "Scott, it's not fair!" i'm going to throw myself off of skynet 2.0.

what is this fucking three way death negotiation. i feel sick.

SCREAMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. WHAT. WHAT WHAJAMXNCKKCNDMF

um. that + the end animation. i am lying down and i need to lie down. FUCK.

[wooyukh]

⤳ boyfriend!beomgyu 

requested: kinda 

genre: fluff a bit of angst if you squint

pairing: beomgyu x reader

sue me I didn't proof read 

lowercase intended

im in my beomgyu feels. also, I'll come back later to edit. by later I mean maybe a week or so

before dating

you and beomgyu were best friends

childhood best friends

you both kinda always had feelings for each other 

but you both were cowards so neither of you would confess

but the thing is!!! you both acted like you were dating so it was so confusing!!!

you two would always be around each other

if beomgyu would get invited somewhere, you would automatically be invited too and vise versa

everyone knew this

but there was this one kid who didn't

that poor kid

they liked beomgyu so they decided to ask him out on a date 

and beomgyu said yes !!! 

but uh he didn't know it was a date 

so he showed up on that said date and his date was all excited

but then they saw how you were next to him holding his hand

it’s safe to say that was a very weird night

but its both of your faults for not mustering up the courage and confess to each other !!!

confessing

like I said you guys are cowards 

neither of you were going to confess

it wasn't until one time soobin jokingly mentioned how you and beomgyu act like you're dating

and beomgyu without thinking said “no, I wouldn't date them. we’re just friends” 

he said it with his whole chest too

this kid is sitting there playing with your hands and giving them soft kisses 

but when someone mentions you both dating he immediately says you're just friends ???

friends ?????

so without thinking twice you immediately pull your hand away from his and quickly begin leaving 

it takes beomgyu a hot minute to process what just happened

but when it finally hits him, he immediately goes running after you

and soobin just kinda turns to yeonjun and awkwardly scratches the back of his neck

when beomgyu finally catches up to you, he gently pulls on your arm to try and stop you from continuing to walk away 

his face immediately drops when he sees tears streaming down your face

he doesn't really know what to do, other than to wipe your tears away with his thumbs

and you just look up at him and softly mumble, “please stop messing with my feelings” while pushing his hands away from your face

and his heart just breaks

so then he starts rambling about how big of an idiot he is and how much he likes you

and as soon as you tell him you feel the same way

he just stares

no thoughts, head empty

he literally just stares

then slowly a soft lil smile would form on his face 

and he just pulls you in hug 

apologizing to you multiple times while trying his best to hide his smile

ugh he’s just so excited and happy :(((

an excited baby :(

dating

dating at first was very awkward

you both now were way too shy to hold each others hand or do coupley things like that

which was vv weird since you guys would literally act like a couple before  but like okay I guess ??

but it slowly got better

and things began to get less awkward 

you both were starting to become clingy again

you two were becoming less shy around one another and started to tease one another

which was cute 

beomgyu would be all pouty whenever you would tease him

but then he would hear your giggles and he would find himself getting rid of his pout and smiling instead

he would just sit there admiring you and your lil giggles

also;;;;;;

y’know that couple that calls each other cringe names like “my sweet love muffin” and stuff like that?

yeah? lmaooooooo that's you two

it literally grosses everyone out but you and beomgyu don't really notice ????

like literally you're both way too whipped for one another to notice how the boys always look at you two with disgust

and even if you two were to notice

that wouldn't stop you from calling each other cute yet cringey pet names

kisses

hhhhh kisses with beomgyu yes pls

your first kiss with beomgyu kinda just randomly happened

you were both just cuddling and you two just slowly started leaning in

and after the kiss, beomgyu would rest his forehead against yours

you two would then start giggling when you realize what just happened

and after the small giggling fit,,,,, there was a lot more kissing 

,,,,,,,, can I just say ???? nose kisses

n o s e  k i s s e s 

lots and lots of nose kisses

there wasn't a day where beomgyu didn't peck your nose at least 10 times that day

you could just be sitting there next to beomgyu

and he would turn to look at you and softly give your nose a kiss

or you could be cuddling on the couch 

and while you were playing with his hair

he couldn't help himself but give your nose a quick little peck

because it’s just so cute 

also;;; he won't say this but,,,,

he likes forehead kisses

he likes receiving forehead kisses

it just makes him feel taken care of

and it makes him all soft and warm in the inside

hugs

I've mentioned this before but you two are way too clingy 

especially beomgyu

so yeah there's a lot of hugs involved 

but it’s mostly cuddles

there’s so much cuddling oh my-

beomgyu is always in a cuddly mood

and when he wants cuddles he wants them right there and then

so please be prepared to drop everything you're doing to give the poor boy some cuddles

also;;;;; beomgyu is the little spoon

you cannot fight me on this.

okay like yeah he’s into hugs

front hugs specifically

yeah, he likes resting his chin on your shoulder

yeah, he likes giving you side hugs

yeah, back hugs are great

yeah, yeah, yeah BUT

say the word “cuddles” and he's all yours

arguments

arguments with beomgyu don't really happen tbh

well I mean small playful ones do 

but other than that not really 

he tries to avoid them as much as possible 

but whenever they do break out,, beomgyu quickly apologizes before they can get any worse

most of them are small little misunderstandings

and even if its not beomgyu’s fault 

he’s the first one to apologize

he just hates seeing you so upset

so he sets his pride aside and quickly gives in

he also HATES the silent treatment

if after a fight you end up giving him the silent treatment

he would honestly forget how to function

he just needs your attention 24/7 so if you two ever argue really badly pls don't give him the silent treatment

my baby boy doesn’t deserve that

in conclusion:

choi beomgyu bestest baby boy who deserves the absolute best because he will do anything for you just to see you happy

so please take good care of him

all he wants is to give you lots of cuddles and lots of nose kisses

please just let him

sigh I want a beomgyu

[ajokeformur-ray]

Imagine putting your icy hands under Joker's green shirt so he gasps and look at you with wide eyes 💖💖 (I love your last piece !!! It was amazing !)

LMAOOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂 I have cold hands and feet even in Summer so this is definitely something I’d do, poor Joker 😂😂😂😂Thank you darlinggg ~ that’s so kiiiiiind of you!!! <3 I kept editing and re-editing because I’ve been working on it all week and I didn’t want to admit it was already done ksksk it was my baby for the time I was writing it. 💚

Writing this made me laugh for the first time today so thank you indirectly ksksksksksk I hope that you enjoy it! <3

I know that this GIF isn’t Joker but hhhhhh 🥵

WC: 591.

You sat down beside Joker on the worn sofa which had seen the both of you through the best and the worst of times. It was truly done for, now, there were springs which dug into places you really didn’t want being touched, and parts of the fabric on the sofa towards the bottom had begun to fade away. However, for sentimental reasons alone did you decide to keep it until you no longer had a choice.

He barely spared you a glance, his painted white face granted an eerie glow in the harsh blue light coming from the old television which Penny had won in a radio show years ago. There was a cigarette dangled gracefully between his index and his middle finger, the burning embers dropping into the ashtray which was precariously balanced on his crimson clad knee.  The tendrils of smoke curled gently around each other, like the ghosting of Joker’s lips across your cheek this morning, before dissipating entirely, leaving a yellowish hue on all that it came into contact with. 

You leaned back to rest your head against the sofa cushions. Joker was only wearing his yellow waistcoat and his teal work shirt, and as you turned your head to take in the ethereal profile of your enigmatic love did you see that his teal work shirt had ridden up to reveal a patch of skin. You had just been in the freezer, getting out some microwave dinners for the two of you to have later tonight, and your hands were both wet and cold. Earlier today had Joker made you jump. It had been a complete accident but as you had left the bedroom had he come speeding around the corner, desperate to get to you before you had gotten out of bed (he did so love his morning cuddles), and you had been momentarily startled by him. Your lips curved upwards in mischief as an idea became set in your mind.

Quickly, before Joker could realise what you were up to, you reached out and just gently rested your hand on that gap of skin peeking through his teal shirt. His skin was hot and Joker gasped comically, the way he used to when he was Carnival; a sharp “ah!” that immediately made you burst out into laughter. He shot upwards and out of his seat and spun around to look down at you with wide eyes. “Wh - what was that?” His brows, hidden by paint, were creased. His heart was pounding out a tattoo against his ribcage, not that he would ever admit to such a thing.

“I thought you might like to warm my hands up. They’re cold.” You held your hands out for Joker to take and his green eyes, accentuated were they by those deep blue triangles, were already softened with love as he relaxed once more. Small tricks like these were common between the two of you; playful were your natures. Your voice was saturated with humour, your entire face taken up by such an expression. 

To Joker, you were the most alluring presence in the entire world and he’d never be able to get enough of you. “Cold? They’re freezing, Y/N.” His fingers interlocked with yours and you tugged him back down, down beside you. Joker made a show of tucking his shirt in as he got comfortable once more, his eyes alight with mirth. For your part, you made no attempt to muffle your laughter.

Revenge was certainly a dish best served both cold and unexpected.

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