#and i haven't fully recovered

[pricegouge]

hell yeah tho I want spooky one shots

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If I split this babysitter thing I could probably post the first part tonight and then possibly knock out a quick spooky thingy and I'm sorely tempted

[vaggieslefteye]

Alastor being soft

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[ask-modern-patrochilles]

hope you guys are doing okay (you too mun!)

Achilles: A lot’s been going on!

[kylominis]

not arguing w a dude that has big violet eyes. whatever u say beautiful [♡]

[they-didnt-last]

anyone interested in talking about the iconic 2000's middle-grade-bordering-on-ya book series gallagher girls??

[lynzishell]

The Present 🧡 Chestnut Ridge

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Danny: Papa? Joseph: Hm? Danny: Do I have a grandma or grandpa?

Joseph: Uh, well, you do, that would be my parents, but they died before you were born. Danny: Oh. What were their names? Joseph: My dad was Luis, and my mom was Adriana. Danny: Did my mom have parents? Joseph: Of course. Unfortunately, I never met ‘em, so I don’t know anything about ‘em.

Joseph: What’s with all the questions today, anyway? Danny: We were supposed to do a family tree in class, but I couldn’t finish mine. Joseph: Your teacher won’t give you a low score for it, will she? Danny: No, she said it was okay, but that I should ask you.

Danny: So, is anyone in our family alive? Joseph: I have a brother, so he would be your uncle. He’s alive, he just lives far away. Danny: What’s his name? Joseph: Julian.

Danny: Does Julian have any kids? Joseph: No, no kids. Danny: Hm. I wish I had a brother. Joseph: …

Danny: Then I’d have someone to play with and we could— Joseph: Hey, Danny, how ‘bout you go feed Daisy and get washed up for supper while I finish up out here, okay? Danny: Okay.

[skyberia]

Ok so this sounds ignorant, but I haven't played BG3... You can play as the party members? I thought that you could only play as your self-insert! How does that work?? 😵

yeah! it's a super interesting feature, at the beginning of the game you get to a character creator where you can make a custom character OR you can pick one of 7 "origin" characters, which are (mostly, with the exception of one) the companions you get along the game!

when you play as one of these characters you get custom dialogue options that match the character's personality and backstory, as well as some special scenes and completely different interactions with your companions. so for example, in a normal playthrough with a custom character astarion can approach you and try to bite you as you sleep. but if you play AS astarion, you get a scene where you wake up in the middle of the night after a bad dream where you're reminded of your "master's" rules (about not being allowed to drink from "thinking creatures" and so on) and you can decide to bite one of your party members to see if you're still being forced to abide by those rules. another example: one of karlach's main traits is that she is perpetually on fire and can't risk touching anyone else without burning them, so if you play as her it completely changes some romance scenes. where in a custom character playthrough you'd get a sex scene, with karlach you'll instead get the other character mourning the fact that they can't touch you at all. things like that

but besides that the game doesn't really lock you into making choices that are "in character" for them so you can just do whatever you want. turn the morally good hero character into a bastard who murders innocents for fun. make the evil gay elf do good deeds for others out of the kindness of his heart. World's your oyster no matter how horrifying the implications are. it's great! makes the game where one single playthrough can take you 100+ hours weirdly replayable! this has been ruining my life lately

[lucalicatteart]

A new sculpture! Finally... I feel like I never sculpt anymore since I'm always sick or have some 500 other things going on or projects to finish, but I'm trying to schedule time to do it more often this year hopefully..! Just a generic fantasy creature as usual, but did try making the eyes a little more sparkly this time.. hrmm..

[weardes]

❣️

[innerxsanctum]

Pet Shop Boys for Associated Press [April 25th, 2024] x x

[thistransient]

I left Taipei last Thursday, and have not been on a trip longer than 6 days in more than two years. Today I had grand ambitious to go back to the town centre and make more tour inquiries (because I was due to check out of the guesthouse tomorrow), and perhaps go for a walk to a distant stupa. What my body had in mind was more along the lines of lying in bed half the day paralysed by indecision, trying to figure out if I should take matters into my own hands with a 6 hour public bus ride north at 6 in the morning tomorrow. (As a compromise I'd finally texted the tour office, only to be told that I needed to come in person for updates.) The other half was spent sitting on the floor feeling guilty about being in such a state (despite the fact that it was bound to happen sooner or later). But, at least there was a great view out the window! Might as well be dysfunctional somewhere scenic, am I right...

[its-kapi-wara]

You know, I find quite "amazing" (and sad) how Fez and Ashtray's relantionship in Euphoria remind me of several other characters from Banana Fish..

[savage-rhi]

🙌🏻

[unrestrainedbalderdash]

Headcanoning Telltale Riddler as a sex-repulsed ace out of spite

[pachirobi]

Wake up babes, Agent 4 mentioned in the new Nintendo World Interview

[translation done by @/MagicalGirlFia on twitter, edited by @/rassicas]

[bubbeebear]

Baby duck guy, again.