My dumbass friend @gaym83 describes horror villains based on pictures. He’s semi-familiar with horror. He’s mainly seen modern stuff and the Universal monsters and loves ST so many references. This was so funny
Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th)-“Would probably cry if I saw him”
Michael Myers (Halloween)-“He’s just like me (hides face too, big knife)”
Freddy Krueger (A Nightmare on Elm Street)-“Hey wasn’t Vecna based off this guy?
FR though I’m jealous of the sweater”
Bubba Sawyer/Leatherface (Texas Chainsaw Massacre)-“He’s got those 80’s goth vibes”
Candyman (Candyman)-“I’m so jealous of that jacket. Warm coats my beloved. I need that for maryland winters”
Cenobites (Hellraiser)-“That’s just a queer friend group”
Brahms Heelshire (The Boy)-“AYO why he kinda giving me gender envy. Idk something about men with scraggly dark hair and piercing yet haunting eyes is just like me FR”
Ghostface (Scream)-“He looks like he’s otw to suck the soul (sfw) out of Sirius Black”
Thomas Hewitt/Leatherface (Texas Chainsaw Massacre 03)-“Love a man with long hair covered in blood”
Chop Top (Texas Chainsaw Massacre)-“No”
Herbert West (Re-Animator)-“Fred Benson if he became evil”
Billy Chapman (Silent Night, Deadly Night)-“I’m Jewish he can’t kill me, Shabbat shalom get the fuck out”
Ginger Fitzgerald (Ginger Snaps)-“Twilight character?”
Art the Clown (Terrifier)-“Similar to my halloween costume”
Pumpkinhead (Pumpkinhead)-“Aquarius syndrome 💔 it’s fatal”
Victor Crowley (Hatchet)-“Behold. A grunt to the big bad in a dnd campaign”
Jack Torrance (The Shining)-“That’s how I look after a semester of college”
Chucky (Child’s Play)-“If he wasn’t accepting of his gendaflooid kid I’d punt him so hard”
Tiffany Valentine (Child’s Play franchise)-“MILF in riot grrrl band”
John Kramer (Saw)-“He looks like me stoned”
Carrie White (Carrie)-“She’s just like me FR. Oh to be covered in blood. My blood though”
Harry Warden (My Bloody Valentine)-“Me at Chernobyl circa April 26th, 1986”
The Tall Man (The Phantasm)-“American senate”
Pennywise (It)-“Homophobic old bitch”
Frankenstein’s Monster (Frankenstein)-“THATS MY MAN” (Hes a frankenstan)
The Bride (Bride of Frankenstein)-“YEAHHHH”
The Grabber (The Black Phone)-“On my knees for him”
Imhotep (The Mummy)-“Me when i have to wake up for work)
Dracula (Dracula)-“Antisocial goth king”
The Wolfman (Wolfman)-“He walked so furries could run”
Invisible Man (Invisible Man)-“Nursing home vibes”
Gil Man (Creature from the Black Lagoon)-“Poseidon?”
The Puppets (Puppet Master)-“My brain cells gathering to fight god”
Firefly Family (Spaulding, Baby, & Otis)(Firefly Trilogy)-“The three genders: Viking, bloody cowgirl, and clown”
Angela Baker (Sleepaway Camp)-“She looks like such a vibe. I’d be her friend in the 80s”
Norman Bates (Psycho)-“He looks like he supports cops”
Bughuul (Sinister)-“He looks like Gerard Way so I trust him”
The Creeper (Jeepers Creepers)-“That was almost the exact aesthetic I wanted at the beginning of my senior year”
Lubdan the Leprechaun (Leprechaun)-“Why you gotta do Irish people like that”
Russ Thorn (Slumber Party Massacre)-“Me when someone takes the food I’ve been waiting for all day”
Driller Killer (Slumber Party Massacre II)-“Thats just my gender”
Ruby Lane (Fear Street)-“Goth evil Nancy Wheeler vibes. I love it. I wish we could Nancy snap at least once”
Tommy Slater/Nightwing Killer (Fear Street)-“Ohhhhh that is a good design for a villain. I’ll have to steal”
Cyrus Miller (Fear Street 1666)-“No cause that’s FR what I look like half the time minus the blood”
Skull Mask (Fear Street)-“Mood”
The Milkman (Fear Street)-“That’s what all old white male American politicians look like”
The Grifter (Fear Street)-“Why is that knight speed boating?”
Billy Barker (Fear Street)-“That’s just a normal little kid”
Asa Emory (The Collector)-“Doctor who villain”
Bo, Vincent, and Lester Sinclair (House of Wax)-“Older versions of Dustin, Mike, and Will”
The Fisherman (I Know What You Did Last Summer)-“Man door hand hook car door”
Wishmaster (Wishmaster)-“I AM THE SENATE”
Lesile Vernon (Rise of Lesile Vernon)-“He needs some malk”
Phantom Killer (The Town That Dreaded Sundown)-“Oh no”
Farmer Vincent (Motel Hell)-“Animal farm (1945)”
Chromeskull (Laid to Rest)-“Babe wake up. New Ghost member just dropped”
The Klowns (Killer Klowns From Outer Space)-“Us”
The Babadook (The Babadook)-“Gay icon”
Jennifer Check (Jennifer’s Body)-“Twilight pt 2.”
Sam (Trick R Treat)-“I want to punt him” :(
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