#and i hate that cause i like watching kamen rider and i feel fucking stupid for being freaked out by it. its a kids show made to sell toys
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Ngl and say the new kamen rider freaks me out a little. Like I like the suits and the different forms. But the whole... his driver is his ACTUAL stomach and stuff leans a bit into body horror. And I... cannot do body horror. At all. Period.
And I know it's a kids show and it's probably mild but idk something about it freaks me out. It's probably fuckin stupid to be off put by it and I'm sure the story will be good but... hhhhh no the driver stomach freaks me out I can't do it I'm sorry.
#all my friends are excited for it. which im very happy about.#but idk if ill be able to watch it. ive figured out recently that any kind of body horror just freaks me out really bad#and i hate that cause i like watching kamen rider and i feel fucking stupid for being freaked out by it. its a kids show made to sell toys#why am i so freaked out by it#why cant i toughen up ugh#sorry this turned into kind of a vent i just need to air out my thoughts before i implode#vent#vent tw#just in case
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Done with build!
*deep breath*
Banjou and Ryuuga were my all time favorites. I just love their character and how they were written and how sometimes they share the same braincell and how ridiculous they get sometimes. They've lost a lot but continue to stand strong and be pillars of strength for others, i really really love them.
Sentos struggles and how he was portrayed throughout the show was a roller coaster of feelings. What he went through felt so relatable even tho i personally haven't experience the shit he went through. Whiplash and fucking hurt is what I get everytime this scientist was on screen.
Every time Misora spoke you feel how she is feeling like for real whenever her voice is shaking or she's crying I'm right along with her. It's like I easily fell into her shoes ever time she's on screen cause she says exactly what I want to say to sento and the gang. Ahhhhh kinda ironic really, cause like the first couple of episodes i jokingly dub Sento's group the crying squad because they aren't shy when it comes to shedding tears but boy oh boy oh boy. You can't blame them really and it's quiet understable why they did cry and hey they made me part of that squad lol.
Gentoku, you bastard how dare you make me like you and your stupid shirts, man slowly realizing the wrongs you've done while under the influence of pandora drug and then everything you've fought for gone- big big oof. Dude be riding the guilt train till the end of the line and out of track (he's probably with Sento on that guilt train).
This post is fcking messy. I don't wanna go over episodes, they had their high points, lots of scheming and manipulation going around and everyone is just out there out manipulating the others in their manipulating that if I think deeply about it my heads going to spin, some were not at their best but you really don't notice it much since the series ties it up together well but I wanna say Episode 21 and 47 of build broke my heart. These two episodes were amazing. 21 was hard to watch and plenty of times i had to pause it because I'm just going wtf wtf out loud as i process the scenes. I was ugly crying muttering 'no' throughout 47 while my 10 yr old sister (who i watch kr with) kept laughing at me for crying over a kids show. Hah Build might be the kamen rider show that made me cry a lot. It's fucking sad that they're friends don't remember them but atleast sento and ryuuga has each other because i wouldn't know what to do if sento was left alone to remember their world, that dude is not meant to be left by himself.
*clears throat* In short, Build was an amazing show, well written - they gave such a wonderful way to showcase the dark parts of the series while trying to keep hope alive and the comedic portions were gold-, wonderful colorful characters and dynamics, bastard villain you love to hate whose taste in fashion you do love and amazing overall suit design throughout the series.
Bleh, cannot write a review to save my life, just a bunch of word vomit but ahhg just letting people know I love Build.
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A little jealousy
warnings: smut, cursing, cumshot, use of toys, creampie
an: i hope you have a lovely read and please enjoy your name zakuno. also the smut will come a bit later so don’t hate me. this is also a one-shot and i tend to make them long so..sorry. i try to at least make them as long as my one-shot videos are.
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It was normal for Emu work long shifts and not see his girlfriend for a while. It was a common thing between them, both working long shifts and having to only meet when they can, despite living together. To her, it was the same thing over and over again. To him, it was the complete opposite.
Running around in his was definitely your strong suite, having to look professional while giving out prescriptions. Being apart of CR secretly was quite hard to conceal, especially when there are five others who do the same thing you do, quite literally.
“Zakuno! I need to talk with you, privately.” The president of the Game Ministry said as he appeared from around the corner, causing everyone to look at him with respect. Nodding your head, you walked over to him and followed him to a private room, sitting in the chair across from him. “Yes President, how may I help you?”
“I need you to help out with the operation behind the scenes, it seems they cannot do it without a little help. Not even your boyfriend.” He sighed as he leaned back in his chair, looking down with worry. At the mention of Emu, you immediately sat up and nodded your head. “I’ll take care of it, don’t worry. How’s your health?” You asked as you tilted your head to the side and watched the older gentleman carefully as he looked up with a light smile and heavy sigh. “The same as every other old person around Zakuno-san. You know me, all that medicine and food I have to eat.” Laughing, your head shook as you smiled back at him and stood up.
“Well, I guess we will just take care of the health together. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I hear my alarm going off.” You smiled as you bowed to him and got ready to leave. “Wait, Zakuno.” Turning to look at him with curiosity, you spun and cocked your head to the side while waiting for him to speak. “Please be careful and make sure to stay hidden.” Nodding your head, he smiled and stood up as well while pointing to the door. “I think you got a case to take care of.”
Running as fast as you could to the battle field, you sighed as you made it in time- but only to see them get blown away by the bugster. Pulling out your belt and attaching it to your waist, you pulled out your standard game card and inserted it, transforming. “Henshin!” You said quietly as you transformed.
Jumping off the roof of the building you were on and standing in between the guys and the bugster, you smiled to yourself and pointed at the bugster. “Crusher, you’re mine!” You yelled as the two of you charged at each other, fighting inside a new game battlefield. “hidden emotion, anger!”
Inserting your second game piece and preparing for the final move, you jumped up and inserted another game card, kicking the bugster down and finishing him off with a bang.
“GAME CLEAR”
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Returning to the hospital, you smiled at a kid who thanked you for your help before standing up and letting out a happy sigh. You looked around you and saw that everyone was busy, allowing you to turn invisible rather quickly as you snuck into the CR room and leaned against a wall, listening to them talk and try to figure out who kamen rider electro was.
As you listened to them try to figure out what to do, you smirked as you picked up one of the gashats they had and twirled it around on your finger. “What do we do? We can’t beat some of the bugsters on our own, nor can we figure out who the new kamen rider is..” Emu said as he walked around the room, lost in thought.
As they answered the call from the president, you immediately straightened yourself and swallowed thickly. He couldn’t have called to do the big plan today, right? “Hello? Zakuno? Are you there? I want to play a game!” The president’s granddaughter said as she yelled into the comm, making your heart stop and the gashat drop. Panicking, the president ended the call immediately after a quick apology and moved her away.
“Emu..isn’t that the name of your girlfriend?” Kiriya asked as they all turned to look at the male who froze in his spot. Nodding his head slowly, he shakily pressed the call button again, this time facing the president who seemed half composed. “President, w-what happened to Zakuno?” Emu asked with slight fear in his voice, worried that something bad happened as he sighed and looked away, playing with his hands.
“It’s time, Zaku...don’t hide any longer.” He mumbled as he stared into the screen, waiting for you to reveal yourself. As you sighed, you came out of invisibility and smirked at the rest, slyly. “Yo, everyone.” Poppy covered her mouth in shock at the change in your style, revealing the edgy yet sexy outfit you were in (your outfit is a black crop tee, yellow leather jacket, black knee high heeled boots, and black leggings). “She has been helping you from the shadows, giving assistance when needed.” The president said, clearing his throat in the process. “Mou, Saicho-san~ LeeLee should have been in on the secret. Now we won’t really be able to have private appointments as often.” You said as you walked forward and sat on the table, surprising everyone.
Laughing, he smiled and made a sign with his hands which caused you to whine as you stood up and started walking off. “Wait, Zakuno. You need to explain yourself!” Hiiro said as he glared at you in distrust. “My my, that can wait, can’t it? I got a little date to go to.” You said as you winked and walked off, leaving Emu to chase after you, with slight delay.
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“What was that, back there?” he asked in shock as he faced your back, stopping you in your tracks. Turning to face him slightly, you looked at him and raised a brow. “What do you mean, Emu?” Balling his hand into a fist, he grew angrier. “Stop fucking around Zakuna! What is the President talking about?” Sighing and turning around to face him fully, you stepped closer to him. “None of your business, Emu! Just continue to save the patients as you normally do! I made a deal to stay out of your way and just work in the shadows! I’m not that important anyways! Even the days you don’t come home, I’m left alone looking like a loner. Worse part is when you promise to take me out on a date! I stand there looking so stupid!” You yelled as he looked away and sighed with guilt.
“Zak, listen to me, will you?” He asked loudly as he cut you off in the middle of your yelling at him. Stopping in the middle of your yelling, you stomped your foot and turned away, not wanting to listen. “Zak..please.” Emu said as he grabbed your hand lightly. “What?” you barked out, still upset at him. “I don’t want to listen to you, Emu. Whether or not you’re a doctor.”
Sighing, Emu spun you around and grabbed your neck almost immediately, slamming his lips onto yours.
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Everyone was watching from the window as the two of you argued in the scanning room as you went to pick up what the President needed. Turning away and closing the window, Poppy cheered and spoke. “Okay, that’s all for today folks!”
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Emu had dragged you all the way to the house, quite impatient as he quickly slammed and locked the front door shut, pushing you up against it as he continued to kiss you. Emu ripped your clothes off, hungrily kissing your body, making you moan lightly as you pressed his head against your body for more.
Pulling away and unbuckling his pants quickly, Emu revealed his hard on, groaning at the feeling of the cool air. “Fuck, suck it.” He grunted as he stared at you and pumped himself slowly. Getting on your knees and crawling to him, grabbing his cock and pumping it a bit more before slipping it into your mouth, sucking harshly against him.
His groans were making you even wetter as you continued to suck him- well deepthroat and throatfucked him. Removing your mouth from his cock, he yanked you up by the hair and dragged you to your untouched bedroom, throwing you on the bed as he climbed on top of you and left hickeys on top of hickeys, slipping himself inside of you as he pulled one of his surprises out from the side of the bed. “Fuck, I missed you so much Zakuna. You don’t understand.” He mumbled as he thrusted into you quickly while whispering in your ear.
Yelling in surprise at his sudden entrance, he chuckled at your reaction as he continued drilling into you, enjoying the way your face looked as he pleasured you. Bringing him closer to you, you wrapped your arms around his neck and bit your lip harshly.
“Don’t stop..” you could barely speak as he left you speechless, playing with each of your tits, showing them love. Fisting the sheets as tightly as possible, arching your back at the sudden feeling of the vibrator. “F-Fuck! Emu! W-Wait! Oh god..” You screamed out at the sudden feeling. Moving your hand to rub yourself as he continued with his actions. “You feel amazing..my cock feels good inside you.” He groaned in your ear as he rammed himself inside you, letting his hips stutter a bit.
Feeling the setting of the vibrator being set on high, your scream echoes through the house as you squirted and panted violently. Continuing to thrust into you slowly, Emu gripped your hips and hummed. Smiling up at him with a soft smile and a slightly fucked out face, moving your hand up and down his arm.
Letting out a sharp gasp at his sudden roughness, you gave him a glare as he smirked and stayed in place, cumming a large load inside of you. Pulling out, he fell to the side and pulled you close to him, holding you in his embrace and wrapping the two of you in the blanket.
Feeling his fingers slip inside your dripping cunt again, you whimpered and smacked his chest lightly. “Emu!” His eyes changed and he smirked, pumping his fingers faster. “What babygirl? Can’t handle me? You just took me so well.”
“Then eat me out, Parad and Emu.”
#kamen rider#kamen rider ex aid#kamen rider smut#kamen rider imagine#kamen rider hiiro#kamen rider oneshot#hiro ijjima#hayato onozuka#japanese smut#japanese imagine
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Me watching Fate/Apocrypha ep 11
Atalanta the smug cat nee-san
“I’m not gonna hurt you. Not me, anyway.” Atalanta are you trying to be Kiritsugu 2.0?
Hurt? More like, NUKE.
Spartacus hulking out
Atalanta be like “You know what? One last touch and all is well and you’re ready to go!” then shoot just one arrow out of spite.
Atalanta: “It’s your problem now” Jeanne: “Wait what?” Atalanta: “Atalanta signing out. Bye. TTYL. Peace out, holy maiden whatever!”
Spartacus is basically the best worst masochist ever.
He’s like a damn cat getting distracted by whatever moving lights and goes pursuing it
Granted, it ain’t THE best fight in the whole series but I feel really disappointed Balmung vs Clarent Blood Arthur doesn’t get more screentime....
Sieg!Fried’s biceps O_O
Mordred: “HOW ARE YOU FUCKING ALIVE I BLASTED YOU WITH THE POWER OF DADDY ISSUES AND MY DADDY IS FUCKING STRONG AND SHITTY YOU ARE AN INSULT TO MY SHITTY DADDY”
Does Mordred love or hate her dad? Don’t waste any time deciding when the real answer is both and see it’s fucked up.
Discount Saber? Discount Saber??!! Are you fucking serious that’s a hilarious trash talk!
Another continuation of Bitchface Karna vs Uncle Vlad
Why is there a very strange sound effect like evil bubble sound effect when Vlad’s spearhead clash directly with Karna’s???
I get the feel like Karna vs Vlad is Fate/Apocrypha equivalent to Westley vs Inigo from The Princess Bride except haughtier and a tad bit crueler.
dID KARNA JUST SMILE A BIT?!!
Karna you should ask Artoria that ‘do it for love of your country or for king’s responsibility?’ she will have existential crisis.
Why should he be scared of fighting a whole country alone when he has a spear that can kill A GOD?
Vlad: “You have fallen... INTO MY TRAP!”
And then Karna stylishly becomes a pincushion. Stylishly, mind you.
Um I still don’t know if explaining your power to the enemy is a wise move Vlad..
Wow flying snake-like spears
Karna be like “I’m the son of sun God. Hot And Burns Everything.”
He looks like a kamen rider.
Vlad, cornered and excited: “Interesting”
Darnic be judging them so hard like “These stupid heroes with their stupid chivalry bravados”
Spartacus loves rebellion so much I want to give him a copy of Madoka Rebellion story
Did I tell you Spartacus is the best worst masochist ever?
Shakespeare is still at it again
Shakespeare: “Behold. A great fucked up thing created by me fucking things up”
Semiramis I know your noble phantasm is glorious af but not everyone have anti gravity giant ancient fortress
I’ve got a question: Why Spartacus looks way paler than his comrades? Not paler as in human skin, but you know, as in a fucking rock you see on the road.
Tbh I am not even fazed if Shakespeare turns out liking to get off at citing his own works.
“MY FIST IS LOVE. ACCEPT MY LOVE.” Holy shit this sounds like what an abusive person would say.
Spartacus I thought you were a masochist why are you turning into a sadist
Jeanne running be like “NOPE THANKS I’VE GOT PLENTY OF LOVE MYSELF”
Seriously he’s distracted by some bright light moving in the distance. What is he? A cat?
Geez Mordred do you hear what your own cakehole says? Are you pretty sure you just hate your dad?
HAHA SIEG!FRIED's CHEST IS GLOWING ON AND OFF THAT IS SOME ULTRAMAN SHIT
Wait but for as long as I remember everytime I watched Ultraman as a kid the hero always runs out of energy and that jewel goes “TING TONG TING TONG”
Sieg!Fried = Ultraman holy shit I just cracked the conspiracy theory
So Higashide’s original idea was to have Sieg!Fried glitters on the chest area but scrapped it and now it’s back and oN SCREEN
Spartacus is indeed the originator of Hit them when they gloat
No Mordred that’s a fucking terrible idea to slice him in half not everything is solved by slicing!
Wow I just realized Spartacus swallowed form facing off Mordred is a bit like Gilles swallowed form facing off Artoria back in Fate/Zero wow
Jeanne: “I didn’t face Vlad and his entire squad to get you out of this war for this”
Astolfo acts like the student who defends his friend when they cause huge fuck up and faces a raging teacher which is Jeanne
Well for a majority of time, Astolfo is kinda a child so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Um I don’t get why he’s saying that? If he was a Ruler? Fuck that even as a Rider he ain’t gonna leave Sieg. And sure as hell Jeanne won’t leave him too. Is Astolfo thinking Jeanne will leave Sieg? On what ground?? It ain’t really like Astolfo???
Though I aspire to grin right after spitting arguments like he does
There is an entire concept deeper than the ocean at the words “I won’t let a hero like you to harm innocent people”
Tvtropes dubs Luminosite Eternelle as a child's “I block your everything” imagination but without the imagination part and that’s the best description I’ve ever seen about it
Oh look a deformed rogue servant facing off against another golden lady with golden weapon and golden light
Power of love vs Power of imagination
Sieg looking at Ruler tanking a nuke: ❤
Wow that’s some game breaker shield alright
I’d behave exactly like Astolfo if I was on that condition too
Back at Uncle Vlad commanding spike snakes to stab the literal hottie Bitchface Karna
Karna: GYOKAKU NO JUTSU!! Me: WRONG ANIME!!!
You ever seen that meme about everyone making crazy ass face when pulling gyokaku no jutsu but not the graceful Itachi? Yeah Karna is also fucking graceful too
Slicing fire with the tip of the sword. #justvladthings
Vlad is probably the only person who doesn’t like being saved by the bell
You want a Holy Grail? STEAL IT OF COURSE. FROM ABOVE. ALIEN STYLE. #justredfactionthing
Ain’t fighting the holy grail war if you steal it. -Shirou Kotomine at some point
Yeah this is not the only hardship you’ve faced in a century Darnic but is there even any hardship that resembles ‘ancient babylonian fortress kidnaps your holy grail a la UFO’??
PANIC! AT THE YGGDMILLENNIA
Eveybody’s busy but not Celenike she doesn’t give a flying fuck.
The only thing I like about Celenike is her hairstyle. That’s my daily hairstyle. First time I see it I be like oh cool a character with my hairstyle and then she turns out to be sadist pedo witch and I’m like NOPE
Wait a minute why are you not showing Caules :(( Is it because he isn’t a master anymore :((( ?? He’s still crying isn’t he???? :((((
Darnic: V E R Y A N G R Y M O D E
Jeanne: “I’m still angry. So after this I’ll lecture the fuck out of you.” Sieg: “Um okay. I’ll be waiting.” Jeanne: ❤
There is something really funny about Vlad, the de facto captain and royalty, running around a la spy on enemies lair.
Not shown: 5 minutes of Scooby Doo doors chase between Black Faction and the AKA Team
Karna: “I was rude before but since it’s not yet 10 minutes and we meet again, I don’t have to apologize, right?”
“I will make sure to impale you this time.” UMM VLAD
HAHA Avicebron holds that gem with the Sailor Moon pose I can’t unsee it
IN THE NAME OF GOLEM I WILL PUNISH YOU
Achilles: “WHAT did you just throw me?! You’re an Archer!” Chiron: “Boy, nowadays the class Archer means nothing about archery”
OOOO KARNA HOLY SHIT THAT WAS SOME SAVAGE BURNNNN funny that he’s polite about it and 99.99% sure he doesn’t even mean to burn
Hanging Garden of Babylon is just too op
I bet Darnic puts “Professional asskisser” as skill and/or job on his resume
Vlad: “Don’t make me use Legend of Dracula” Darnic: “dOn’T MaKE mE USe LeGeND oF dRaCUlA”
There is something a bit satisfying with Sieg’s command spells and that bright background and the title Eternal Radiance (obviously referring to Jeanne)
But I still wonder what is the essence of changing the title template like I know it means Sieg is finally Sieg!Fried. So what?
Gotta be honest: I love hearing that main battle soundtrack again. Absence in one/two episodes is enough.
I’ve always loved the idea of Luminosite Eternelle but the utilization is always so simple like I thought flag waving will be more involved
NEXT: Being Lancer is suffering indeed.
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