#and i don't want that happening to scarameow

[emirrea]

I'm gonna be staying over at my parents' place for a decent while and I was wondering if I should take my scarameow with me bc I'm so used to falling asleep while cuddling it. But I know if I take it with me, not only will I get teased about it the entire time I'm there, but also it'll just end up smelling completely like tobacco with how much my parents smoke T_T

[mishuleshi]

what if Nahida left Scara and Reader alone at home, what could have happened???

Well three things actually.

1. They would have sex. (In human forms)

Like really long, 2-3 rounds, passionate sex.

2. They would ruin whole house. Everything would be broken. And Nahida would be REALLY angry.

(They were playing. It was so much fun😔💔.)

3. They would do nothing at all. Just chilling and talking. Maybe sleep.

...

Scarameow x readermeow

"Yo Nahida left house... What do you want to do?"

You asked Scara. He looked very smug.

"Sex. Me and you. What about you?"

Scara was so ready for it. He was just waiting for yes from you.

"... You're kidding right?"

You looked at him and your face looked like 'are you serious?'

"No why. We are alone."

Scara gestured to couch. Signaling something.

"...."

"Fine but you know what you need to do first."

You sat down. Already transformed. And ready.

"Don't worry. I will be gentle."

Scara. Already transformed. Kneeled before you and his head tilted to be deep in you.

(He devoured you like you were his last meal.)

...

I got little bit excited.

[mishuleshi]

Oh, I take it Scara is jealous of other cats? What if Scaramouche and the Reader were walking in the yard, and the cats started pestering the reader, and the cats started pestering Scaramouche… (sorry for my mistakes, I don't know English well..)

Don't worry about it. English isn't my first language so don't worry about mistakes I probably make them too.

And I'm sorry if it won't be like you want it to be like. But I don't understand to the request..?

...

Scarameow x readermeow

You were walking with Scara in the yard while talking to him about something.

Then you heard sound. It's talking?(meowing). It's street gang of stray cats walking towards you.

"Ooh what do we have hereee.? Such lovebirds."

The main leader asked others in their gang.

"What's ya names cuties?"

Some girl started talking.

"Leave us alone dick heads."

Scara remarked very quickly. He just wanted to get fresh air and clear his head. Not this problem.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk that's not how you talk with leader. Show some respect."

One of the group said. Chipping in.

"Respect my ass. Get the fuck away from us."

Scara threatened them. He won't hesitated to get his claws out.

"Aw our kitty is madd. What about you princess? Do you want to see real show?"

He started talking to you. You didn't said anything since they got there. You felt uncomfortable. That's why.

"Uh... No."

"Aw come on. It will be funn. Just getting this dick out will take just 3 seconds."

The way he dragged the word 'fun' made you sick.

"You're talking to my girlfriend shithead."

Scara joined in. He was so mad. Such nobody was talking to his girlfriend?

"She would like this dick better. I bet yours can't fill her right."

And that's when something in Scara snapped.

Scara looked at leader and got his claws out. Jumped at him and started scratching him and biting him. Harshly

He was so mad. Just because someone is dick you suffer. He will make sure to keep you safe and comfortable. In every situation.

...

Now you're sitting with scara in your cat couch.

Him being all bruised up you took care of him.

Then cuddling together and him ranting about something that already happened.

...

[mishuleshi]

what if readermeow or scarameow got their head stuck in a jar/cup like those funny cat pictures

It would happen for sure. And I can totally see it. 😳

Scarameow x readermeow

Scara's head gets stuck.

One of the reasons are either he saw food there or he was just bored.

"Oh fuck- my head is stuck."

Scara was panicking inside. His little head was swinging from right to left to right to get it off with no success.

"Reader- my head is stuck."

He said after no stopping wiggling around. His little cat eyes had 'tears' in them. He thought he was hopeless.

After a moment you came.

"What's wrong?"

You asked and then you saw him. His head stuck in jar.

"Oh wait. I will help you."

You walked to him and put your paws on jar.

"Alright. I got this."

You started tugging with no success.

"Don't worry. I will get it off."

Scara was crying inside. He thought he would be stuck like that for eternity. He thought he would never be able to kiss your lips or feel you. Or eat.

After moments of tugging you give up and turned into your human form to get it off. Successfully.

"Oh thank god..."

Scara sighed.

...

Reader's head gets stuck.

Reasons are either you saw food or just wanted to fit in there.

"Scara...?"

You started crying. It was stuck on your little head. You were wiggling, swinging and everything. With no success.

"What?"

Scara showed up. He looked at you and giggled.

"You are stuck?"

Scara snickered.

"What do you think... Help me."

You let out a little sobs.

"Alright. Keep still."

He transformed himself so he could help you in his human form. It's faster after all. He was successful but he hurt you a little bit.

"Oh shit... I'm so sorry. I didn't meant to."

All day you two cuddled and the whole time he was apologizing.

...

Hope you like it.