hilarious how the r/trueswifties gals are defending this album with their last breath and saying the critics and the (well deserved) hate are just because she's a successful WoMAn
babes. shes an unethical billionaire who has such a big monopoly that her FULL album was played on every radio station, who took you all for a ride with all her variants and is so overexposed that her mediocrity is starting to be visible to the general public, she dedicated the whole album to a racist nazi (sorry. tattooed golden retriever), and the lyrics you call a masterpiece are actually horrid, but sure, it's all because she's a woman
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bear with me but uhm
we can’t be friends by ariana grande is so. like. best friend reader x hockey player/best friend! gaz during their collegiate years
just the overflowing pining and the “he can’t possibly like me…” moments with your friends while you all stay up late at night, trying to study for your midterms.
and your friends tell you—because they know—that no, you’re totally wrong because kyle absolutely can—because he does—like you. but your doubts continue to bloat, and how could they not build when kyle’s being scouted for the damn junior leagues, and he’s soaring heights you can’t reach because you’re stuck here, left behind, and you just.
you love him so much.
he is everything good in your life. everything that is beautiful.
he fills you up with so much joy and love, and he is so gentle and careful and tender, but also so full of silliness and boyish charm as he pranks you and fucks with your brother, tugging you two out of your slumps—for separate reasons—and is so patient when your minds continue to fight back.
kyle tucks himself beside you when it’s off-seasons, helping you with the courses that you find the hardest. he is so warm beside you on those days, and you burn from within because the words you want to say tickle the back of your throat, building, almost spilling, until—
“i got drafted for the juniors!” he yells, laughing, hoisting you up in his arms, deaf to your shrieks.
and.
and time pauses, it stills, because kyle is taking off, leaving you.
“holy shit,” you say, giddy despite the cold dread of your loneliness creeping down from the base of your neck to the plane of your spine. “holy shit, kyle, that’s so- i’m so-”
his eyes are bright, warm, full of unbridled joy, and his cheeks are round in his smile.
you breathe in, forcing the dread out of your chest because— “i’m so proud of you, kyle,” you say, and you mean it.
despite the fear and the anxiety of being separated from him, you truly are so, so proud of him.
he hugs you close and you pretend that the tremors overtaking your body is because of your excitement.
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