#and hissing and snarling

[shroomiethenerd]

Lil PSA if u wanna hang with me:

I will turn into a snarling demon and descend to the floor to crawl around like a fucking spider when I get excited about anything.

ANYTHING.

Literally anything.

But especially if those things happen to be Hamilton, Ride the Cyclone, Beetlejuice, Helluva Boss, Hazbin Hotel, and/or the Legend of Zelda.

[shalomniscient]

omega!reader x alpha!rappa except omega reader is absolutely distraught at the fact that of all the alphas in the literal UNIVERSE, the one that catches their eye (and their pussy) is the damn loser who keeps dropping her fucking spray paint cans on her head and talks like she’s stuck in a god damn shonen anime. tldr omega!reader has the moronsexual awakening of a lifetime and HATES it

[vaperarmand]

god i can’t wait until i see with mine own eyes the final fight between daniel and armand that breaks them up. that helps armand decide he’s going to take away daniel’s memories. i can’t WAIT to see what final bomb daniel is going to lob then :3

[carlisle06art]

“Zhak vo’n’ash duj- source of my bruises”

[coffeesleep-ooc]

DP thoughts about food

So i was recalling how in DP the food the Fentons made or had in their freezer was canonically always ecto-contaminated for some reason or another. And thought it would have been awful to grow up feeling unsafe with your own food. I’m guessing either Danny or Jazz could have developed some kind of eating disorder thanks to this, like, they have to be careful their own food won’t come back to life to try and eat them in turn or make them sick! Not even bc they have a condition like lactose intolerance or allergies but BC THEIR FOOD ITSELF IS THE PROBLEM

so im imagining that post-accident, Jazz is still as careful as she can be and tries to keep an eye on her little brother who has recently cared less and less, she has even seen him almost eat the contaminated food! She is very surprised he hasn’t ran to the bathroom to throw up one of these days.

One day, the day right before Jazz’s revelation of his brother’s identity, is when it happens.

Their mom and dad are out and they have unearthed (Danny’s words) the remains of a pizza they didn’t finish a couple days ago. Jazz goes to the kitchen to make a couple of iced teas (beginning of summer sucks, also Danny’s words) but when she comes back two things happen in quick succession: first, the pepperoni pizza that has apparently been fine until now reveals to be ecto contaminated and suddenly comes back to life when her brother is about to take a bite, only to moan, roar and try to attack Danny in that order. But then, her baby brother HISSES and SNARLS at the thing (and is the sound coming from his mouth or his chest?!?!?!?) with wild abandon and makes it cower into submission before he takes not just a bite but several and devours it with an anger he hasn’t displayed in…well, ever?

Jazz stands there for a while until Danny notices her, and flinches. Then he scratches the back of his neck trying to look as casual as he can

“Er…it seems the pizza is not okay…?”

“you think?” She says, and puts the tea in the table, acting like she hasn’t just seen her brother eat said pizza

she will get to the bottom of this later on, but for now she is just wildly confused, not to mention, EXTREMELY CONCERNED

[pluviatrix]

a sad little eddie i drew 4 warmups b4 comishes :). i was listening to view between villages and the 03/cos melancholy hit me like a box truck. loz followers i would like to extend a formal apology for now

[fighting-naturalist]

one last thing...

[nothanksjohnny]

Hiss?

Do you remember those videos of cat owners hissing back to their fur babys? And the cat is juet stuck in confusion wondering if this big weird cat actually can speak the same language.

I want this but with cybertronains. They still speak in their original tongue from nobels to minors can share a mild unity in this common language. There was different frequencys depending on if one was a seeker or grounder and other occupations but the common language was known. Yet primal actions where shown to. The flaring of plating and twitching of kibble were a few external expressions used.

Hissing and growling were more extream used. The baring of fanged denta and use of now exposed claws to threaten. Snapping of jaws or flarring of wings. Aggressive chittering or annoyed deep rumbles. These actions more than often reserved for more heated opinions yet some of the more vocal responses could be toned down to simply display emotion without giving of intent of physical action.

Now imagine a human finding themselves within the clutches of a decepticon. It's already been an awful day for both. One disrespected by the one who promised changed only to collapse any sense of normality for all. The other forgot their headphones at home and have a migraine. Leading to a frustrated mech that bares sharpened denta and hiss to get the human to keep from squirming in their clutches. Only to get a loud and airy like hiss in return from the organic in response along with showing canines and their frustration boils over.

Ratchet being overwhelmed and irritable all cycle. Snapping and rumbling at the team and doing a small snap of teeth to optimus. His plating it's in a constant flare a physical warning he will do more than throw a wrench. Yet their more grown human companions have been affected by his agitating aggression. And so when this medic growls at a human that was simply trying to help it caused them to snap. A low and long growl is given in return. Embarrassment ignored by frustration at this primal response. Ended with a " to you to" as the human leaves the medic with widen optics.

This finding has caused cybertronains to attempt to understand our responses. We don't growl in public. A action often getting punishment for acting with animalistic tendencies. Mechs trying to ease their human companions to try and speak with sound. Megatron putting a digit to his humans throat as he tells them to try and match his tone of growl. Starscream huffing when his human expresses discomfort at hissing " by primus if you organics weren't supposed to vocalize this way your throat wouldn't allow you to would it?! Hush I'm not being rude. Come now fleshy you wouldn't want to disappoint me hmm?" Have fun now he's getting his trine to only respond if and only if you at least try to communicate with hissing. Ratchet trying to see if rumble as cybertronains can with their engines. Flating his servo and gently around a willing humans throat and chest. A low hum I given in a attempt to respond to his pleased rumble.

[valtsv]

nothing more humiliating than having to convince my own brain to let me leave the house by being like "if you behave and do all your chores (getting some fresh air and exercize and buying groceries) we can go out for ice cream. doesn't that sound fun?"

[hyunpic]

todays hyunjin kicked me back to go live era….

[poele-sexuel]

Ok so... Naruto brain rot :)

Even if both categories of Clans share characteristics with animals. There's a difference between a Beastial Clan and a Feral.

One is working with animals, the other is Being the animal.

For example...

Inuzuka, Beastial, work with ninja dogs, greater and sharper senses and instincts.

Hakate, Fucking Feral, Will bite your fucking throat out, are basically Animals in humans form.

But you can also be Feral without the animal parts.

You just need to be more Wild than a Beastial. Be literally one with Nature. :)

Yes, the Uzumakis are Feral. Yes, the Fucking Senju are Feral. Yes, Tsunade Senju is very Feral herself. (Orochimaru is too ;D)

Beastial Clans : Inuzuka, Aburame, Nara, Sarutobi, Uchiha, Onikuma...

Feral Clans : Hakate, Senju, Uzumaki, Nohara, Umino, Namikaze...

Also... Being a Junchiriki automatically make someone Feral. Or being mixed with Senju's DNA. Or adopted/Claimed by a Feral. :)

[sarcastic-sketches]

Tristamp Wolfwood is like one of those stunt wolves, baring his teeth and snarling on camera, but behind the scenes the tail had to be done in CGI because it couldn't stop wagging at all the people telling him he did such a good job

[shalomniscient]

whats with all of these ‘feixiao’s eyes are too bright’ and ‘give her contacts’ posts i keep seeing. do you mean to say people don’t find the flashlight eyes attractive. how else is my world supposed to be brightened then

[jdms-flat-ass]

JEFFREY DEAN MORGAN | he put the D in dilf 🤭

[carlisle06art]

She’s the Avatar. You gotta deal with it.

[mrmeepsmadmind]

hate when you're a behemoth but this bigger behemoth won't leave your (back)side. it's like he thinks you're friends or something . (Blitz will immediately come crawling back to astro bcs a caterpillar tried chewing on him or smthing after he shook it out a tree bcs hes an asshole & now he needs vengeance )(help*)

🏈- primus, astrolame, can't you go somewhere with your huge self and stop stalking me like some giant shadow??? you're making femmes think i'm a SHORT GIANT?? ( you are 🚂 . ) (that's not fucking fair & You Know It 🏈. ) go get some femmes on your spike- hang out with some FRIENDS, for scrap's SAKE LeaVe mE ALonE??!! PRIMUS, you're SOFT- don't you have ANY FRiENDS ( also has none ) ?? 😾‼️ 🚂 - tra-

🏈- istp(rimus) if you say trains. trains don't count . they NEVER counted-

🚂 - well can you? can you count, blitz .

🏈 -

🏈 - answer my question first, spikehead . (BoOM! FIRST! ONE!!! ☝️‼️ that's like- a NUMBER, RIGHT??? ... IN UR FACE, THOMAS THE POOPOO TRAIN ahhhaaa 😋😋😝 )

🚂- ....... ... i have you .

🏈 - ....