#and his childhood daaaamn

[suchawrathfullamb]

I thought I was fluent in English but then I found out that English is not Aurora's (the author of Herringbone) first language and WHAT HOW

[the-jam-to-the-unicorn]

OMG how cute is the Porta a Porta interview??? Ze talking about the family and in English!

The interview:

(not the whole interview, just the opening part)

I think, it was rather bittersweet. He was struggling for words and tried to give a satisfying answer but I think, you could see, that it was not easy for him (understandably). (And he kind of evased the questions / a direct answer)

As much as I'm happy about informations as everyone of us...I kind of wish they would stop asking him these questions.

I think by now, it's kind of established that he misses his family (kids) like crazy and it's super hard for him to be separated and barely being able to see them. So asking him questions about them is basically pouring salt into the wound. Also not sure what answers the interviewers expect. Let's be real, Ze is not going to answer these questions 100% honest for

a) security reasons

b) personal reasons

and c) to protect his family.

He's not going to be like "Oh yeah my wife totally suffers and barely holds it together not to mention that she's deeply traumatized and probably suffers from depression and anxiety and oh, did I mention PTSD?! And my kids...well, let's see, their life is totally fucked and my son's childhood was stolen and I missed the most important moments in my daughter's life and they are in danger and could get killed any second because of me, so dad of the year award to me, and both are also traumatized and I saw them like...four times last year, so yeah. And I'm too toooooootally traumatized and my mental health is fucked forever and I will never ever be the same person again, not to mention I have no idea if I will be alive tomorrow. But besides that WE ARE GREAT!"

...

...

...

so. yeah.

I'm kind of conflicted when he (or Olena, for that matter) gets asked about their situation and how they feel and the family.

I'm happy about informations like everyone else, but daaaamn. The silence and what they say between the lines or what they don't say or they attempt to "sugercoat" it (in lack of a better word)...fuck.

[iamfrankie99]

Quirkless

by Femmie

253k 68ch

Summary: Katsuki loses his quirk to All For One when he gets kidnapped at the training camp and his life is a mess. On one hand, for the first time in his life he can feel emotions other than anger and stress now that his body isn’t fighting the nitroglycerin it produced, on the other hand, he has absolutely no clue how to deal with said emotions. How the tables have turned; is this karma for how he treated Izuku all their childhood?

Frankie’s comment: A looooot of angst, like, a shit ton for real. But also, Izuku is so supportive and the plot has so many twist that make you go daaaamn! Also? the starting idea in itself is interesting; I had never thought about the possibility of Katsuki’s quirk having such side effects but it does make a lot of sense and I’m all for realistic and logical fics, I love them when they make sense and this one makes a loooot of sense. It’s pretty long and somewhat repetitive especially in the last 20ish chapters but I’d say it’s worth it😍🧡💚

READ HERE

[yokohamabeans]

what's the tr blanket theory?

Hello!! So when the first few leaks of TR241 came out, everyone was speculating about what could’ve set Mikey off so badly that he’d do that to Haruchiyo. Someone brought up Mikey’s blankie (which made its first and only appearance during the Tenjiku arc) that Emma said he’s had since he was a child, and some fans had some fun with the idea that the Terrible Awful Incident was over the blankie 🤣

I mean…… the theory didn’t end up being totally wrong because Mikey did lose his shit over a childhood item I guess??

(P/S: I first saw the blanket theory on @tokyo-daaaamn-ji-gang’s blog, which you should check out because it’s absolutely hilarious and really observant with its commentaries on TR!)

[mermaidsirennikita]

Hello! Best HR wedding night scenes? Particularly books where the heroine is not necessarily a virgin or inexperienced?

Ooooh yeah, you know what? The ironic thing is that I feel like most of the books I've read have them fuck before the wedding night. So I'm not sure hoooow well these will work for you, but I'll try!

A Kingdom of Dreams by Judith McNaught--I remember this having a good wedding night scene, though I forget exactly if they have sex on the actual night of the wedding or a while after. Because he definitely deflowers her WELL before the wedding, and they have a falling out that makes the wedding itself very tense, which I love. So she's not inexperienced when they fuck post-marriage, but he is the only man she has sex with. Anyway, 80s, medieval, a classic, but not without its problematic~ elements (he kidnaps her, with good reason politically, their first time is technically what I would call coercive but also... she's very into it).

Rules for Engaging the Earl by Janna MacGregor--This one just came out and I personally really liked it. But it's again one where it's not really a wedding *night*, it's them consummating the marriage quite a while after the marriage happens. The heroine is experienced (she's a widow--this is her second marriage--and a mother). The hero is her childhood friend who married her to help her out. He also has a disability (chronic injury that causes him mobility issues) and they have to accommodate that during sex, which I found really interesting. And also. Hot. She does! Ride his face.

The Duke I Tempted by Scarlett Peckham--Has a reeeeeally good wedding night from what I remember. The heroine is a virgin, but she and the hero fooled around preeeeeetty extensively before the wedding.

The Viscount and The Vixen by Lorraine Heath--Now THIS SHIT. This is what you may be looking for. She's experienced and the hero marries her out of convenience and they rock each other's world. The reason why they marry is that she shows up having answered an ad his elderly father placed for a wife. She also signed a contract that basically says that if she doesn't marry an heir to the family title she gets a huge payout. The son is like "my dad is old and crazy, this is bullshit, LOOPHOLE I shall marry you" and the dad is all "this is definitely... not what I was planning on happening... riiiiiight".

The Scot Beds His Wife by Kerrigan Byrne--I don't remember the exact wedding night scene, but I do recall the sex scenes in this one being LIT. The heroine is experienced; she's a widow who marries the hero out of convenience after their initial enemies to lovers dynamic. These two throw the fuck DOWN.

The Duchess Deal by Tessa Dare--This is a classic marriage of convenience book that everyone loves, and with good reason. It's kind of fraught because they're only fucking to create an heir... But lol nah. She has had sex before; I believe it's part of her tragic backstory. The actual wedding night may? Be a near miss? It's been a while since I read it, I feel like he started to go to town on her and then was like I CANNOT HANDLE THIS (he's hideously scarred and has issues with intimacy). But when they start fucking they fuuuuuuck. Tessa Dare is such an interesting writer because she's honestly one of the funniest historical romance novelists out there but when people get to fucking it's like "JESUS".

This Scot of Mine by Sophie Jordan--Now this shit. Had. A wedding nIGHT. Like daaaamn. I think the heroine actually was a virgin, but the hero thought she wasn't (for plot reasons which are convoluted but highly entertaining). Just an interesting book, I liked it a lot.

[shirtlesssammy]

15x15 Bullet Point Rambles

A soup kitchen volunteer hears a mysterious voice from an alley and follows it. Great plan! Always follow those creepy alley voices, kids. He finds a teddy bear. It’s evil and talks! Oh, also this young man dies

Dean thinks he’s found Amara in Atlantic City, binging the keno games. He tries to reassure Cas that they can handle Amara because they “used to have a thing” (¬_¬)

Cas heads off on a hunt with Jack “I just graduated from CSI” Kline. THESE TWO asking about a laundry list of supernatural causes WE ARE TRULY BLESSED TONIGHT

Jack gets excited about “Marvelous Marvin the talking teddy” Which he has….for his stepson. Ronald. LOL

GUYS, CAS just put a picture of himself with a cowboy hat in a crossroads box. GUYS, CAS looked sooooo good in a cowboy hat that Dean took and then printed a picture of it.

Zach the crossroads demon is talking in an odd Crowley affectation and I am eating it right up. He’s also really into angels solving people crimes because he would WATCH that show. ISWYDT, show.

Another community center employee steals donations and then gets called by the same creepy voice. Dun dun DUN

Cas and Dean check in with each other. Dean is….super evasive about their plans to confront Amara and we’re kind of weirded out by it?

Boris: Why are they going into this without trying to talk sensibly to Amara? Literally Dean talked to her and saved the world! We want Amara to survive! She’s done nothing wrong! Team Amara Does Yoga and Eats Comfort Food!

Jack arrives at the community center and asks for kool-aid. BBY BOY (Boris: It was technically flavor-aid)

The woman wakes up tied to a chair. Someone’s writing deadly sins on the wall - for her, it’s greed. There’s a mechanical guillotine that chops off one finger and then gives her a countdown before another gets lopped off. EEEESH YIKES

Jack reaches out to one of the other volunteers and they bond over loss. “Well, I have more dads than most, and I feel like I’m letting all of them down.” AW, Jack.

SOMEBODY please make me an aesthetic of Cas sitting on this small plaid couch!

Cas talks with the pastor, who reveals that he’s made changes for a more tolerant church. “A saint is a sinner who keeps trying.” I love the BONDING!

Dean has “a process” for all-you-can-eat establishments. ME TOO, DEAN!

Amara shows up and asks Dean if he missed her. I shove Dean’s face away with my hand and step excitedly in front of Amara. WE MISSED YOU AMARA

Amara is entirely unimpressed by the boys, but she IS impressed by the idea of pirogues! Let this sunflower enjoy her food in peace!

Back in case-of-the-week land, the victim is still tied up. Still losing her fingers to a countdown timer. Meanwhile, Jack gets welcomed into the fold. HELLO!

Cas introduces himself to the prayer group. He used to just follow orders and follow the plan. He got lost when the plan fell apart…and then something changed. “Something amazing.” He found a family. He became a father. He rediscovered his faith and who he is! CRYING NOISE! This is so lovely.

Dean and Sam talk to Amara and confront her on the universe squashing truth. Dean suggests that Amara help them trap Chuck but she won’t go for it.

Amara tells him that they see a woman, they see Chuck as a “squirrelly weirdo.” But they’re ineffable, Amara tries to explain. She and Chuck splitting were essentially the big bang. They’re so much BIGGER than what Sam and Dean see.

Ah, I see Jack is a battering ram now? Ooookay.

Dean heads in for one more question from Amara. “Why did you bring her back?” (Natasha: YES WE CIRCLE BACK). He’s angry at the loss of his mother. GRABBY HANDS

Amara: I wanted two things. I wanted you to see that your mother was just a person. The myth you held onto where she lived was just a myth. The real, complicated Mary was better than your childhood dream because she was real. NOW is always better than THEN. You could finally start to accept your life. WHOA SOME SERIOUS WISDOM AMARA

Also, Amara thought having Mary back would put out Dean’s fire - his anger. Never! “Just another cosmic dick rigging the game,” Dean tells her angrily.

“Can I trust you?” Amara asks, considering helping them, and Dean flat out lies and tells her he would never hurt her. DAAAAMN DEAN that’s a dangerous game.

The pastor’s daughter watches her friend enjoy all the social media attention from the attacks and viciously STABS her. Damn, girl. Later, in her torture dungeon, she tries to attack her dad for all he’s done to change the church.

Cas frees the victim and heals her fingers. PHEW, THANK YOU CAS

Boris: Very intrigued by this examination of faith without the traditional structure of Faiths. There’s a thread of faith in this episode: Cas laying out his faith, Amara’s faith in her brother… WE could use another decade of this show to untangle more of this!

At the end, the human culprit is taken away, a family is torn apart. (What was up with the cross roads demon police officer taking her away, y’all?)

Cas and Jack talk about feelings in the truck, in the fine tradition of the Winchesters. Jack tells Cas that he’s going to die when he kills Chuck and Amara. Cas looks HORRIFIED and SO DO I.

Billie’s spell is turning Jack into some kind of a bomb and he won’t survive. “Don’t tell Sam and Dean,” Jack begs because HE’S JUST LIKE CAS and also the DEAN and AMARA SOUL BOMB PARALLELS YOU GUYS

Later, Dean hits up the booze in his dead guy robe because he’s coping GREAT

Cas and Dean reconnect in the bunker. Cas is going to look for “another way.” OH and he has something REALLY IMPORTANT to tell Dean in case he dies but he isn’t going to tell him until right no——

fade to black

[ravel-ing]

SHADOW AND BONE SPOILERS || episode 1

It's finally here and overall I REALLY LIKED IT and i can't wait to watch episode 2!!!! But I have too many thoughts so here i go, so sorry to anyone reading this

things i did not like:

the narration, thank god they dropped it eventually

it kind of goes with it but the exposition was too much, not clever enough, and sometime way too on the nose (did we need to have that many saints/sun summoner references before we saw her in action? let the people discover this world through the story, not by spitting facts at them, it's confusin than anything else)

the costume for the grisha, like, it's weird because they nailed for everyone else, but not the grisha for which it holds so much importance? Why am i having a hard time seeing the differences between the inferni and th etherealki? I want to feel like they don't belong on that field because they are creatures from above. ZOYA ESPECIALLY is a fashion queen, what did you put her in??

Jesper should have been dark skinned, i'll die on this hill

They made Inej face Tante Heleen like it's no big deal, just part of a montage and for what? I feel it's downplaying her trauma. Everytime Inej had to talk or even be near Tante Heleen in the books, my breathe literally stopped with hers.

I'm not super mad about it but Kaz's cane should have been entirely black. Exactly the same but black. (that being said, the cane is amazing)

It's picky but when kaz repeated "Pekka Rollins" we don't need it to bee that much obvious! Let the actor show us with his face all of the suppress feelings that name invokes. Kaz is a mysterious little shithead, he is almost talking too much but I know there's time to remedy this. (honestly i just realized how easily they could screw up his character so i'm just on edge)

They made the Darkling look like a villain. Ok, no, hear me out. We know, we know he ain't a good guy, but THEY DON'T and they shouldn't!!! He should be that bit scary and powerful guy but basically respected for it. Idk, maybe it's because I already know but with the presentation in the black carriage, the black general, the black cape, the connection to the fold was too obvious to me. I hope we get to see him being a charming motherfucker next episode because he is a master manipulator.

The fog scene was ok, but it could have been horror level just by making the fog a lot darker, the volcras barely shadows and faster, and concentrated the whole scene on Alina's face, getting her a real trauma, there was no need for that scene in the middle of Malina that slowed down an already slow rhythme, and her powers illuminating her face was a bit weird.

The importance of the Heartrender in that interrogation scene was fuckin weird, and it wasn't even used to introduce nina (that i am guessing, we gonna traumatize in fjerda so i'm ok with it), so what was the point?

things I LOVED:

Alinaaaa, omg i was not expecting to like her that much! I did not like her in the books, but here, daaaamn i wanna protect her at all cost. She bears all of her emotions on her face, she has a cute banter with everyone she meets, i just love her already

MALINA i was never a shipper before but i knew they would make Mal much more interesting with the tv show AND THEY DID! Maybe it's because we get to see him outside of Alina's perception and he is suddenly much more 3D. The orphanage scenes were cute af! They are so painfully in love with each other, and it's so rare in tv shows to have long childhood friends as romantic interests and not "we just met and we in love"

the COSTUMES, i know i complained just before but besides the grisha, the costumes were IN POINT. Everyone kind of talked about this already so i'm not gonna gush too long, but really good job on that, hope it carries on (i feel like i'm grading it .... CAUSE I AM: A+)

Ketterdamn looks exactly like the rathole i had pictured, with the merchants being filthy rich in the middle, it's perfect!!

Jesper, Kaz and Inej introductions were magnificient, each time displaying their core in a perfect way!! I loved seeing the trio in action already fikhsjhfk and i have so many questions (they moved the 1 million kruge situation from kuwei to alina??? that's ballsy i'm so curious; are we doing the grisha on drugs already??? could be cool!)

And broadly speaking, I did love that first episode. I wonder how enjoyable and understandable it is for people that never read the books? I genually have no idea, i am in too deep.

[windscattered]

Previously

Orlando tensed, ready for sudden movements. Slowly, he looked to Daniel, to measure his reaction to figure out the next move.

Daniel looked horrified. His face had fallen pale and his posture was like a cornered animal’s. Just when Orlando thought he’d faint, his eyes slowly looked down and glazed over, his shoulders drooping in utter defeat.

Orlando decided to try and salvage this. “I am not sure what you’re thinking, but I’m here to just pick up some stuff…” Orlando hesitated. Should he use Daniel’s real name? “... he donated to charity,” Orlando said, putting on his just-a-regular-citizen voice. “Yesterday he donated a coffee maker and a microwave, today it’s some clothes he doesn’t wear anymore.”

The woman’s eyes snapped to Orlando and he immediately understood why Daniel looked so terrified. Her gaze felt like a hawk zeroing in on a mouse. “And who are you?”

Good thing Orlando had learned to mask his emotions from a young age. “My name is Basil. I work for Christine’s Shelter for the Homeless.”

The woman raised her eyebrows. “Mm. And you were here yesterday as well?”

“Yes, ma’am.”

The woman smiled, sickeningly sweet and hiding a dangerous edge. “Interesting. And why did you feel the need to shut my security cameras off while you were here?”

Orlando put a confused look on his face. “The cameras? I… I’m afraid I have no idea what that’s about.”

She narrowed her eyes and stared at Orlando for a long time. “Leave,” she said coldly. “Or I’ll call the police on you.”

“Okay, sheesh,” Orlando said, pretending to be surprised and only slightly peeved. “No need to get so testy.” He left the house and let the brief disguise drop.

This was bad. If the woman was anything like Orlando knew abusive people to be, she would tighten her grip on Daniel now that she’s witnessed an escape attempt. Orlando did manage to play it off as something else, but he was fairly sure she hadn’t bought it. Only an idiot would have looked at the scene right at the front door and thought it was nothing but illicit. Orlando’s stomach twisted as he thought how the woman would treat Daniel from now on… He felt awful for having to leave Daniel there for one more day, but it was either that or risk getting arrested.

Orlando racked his brain for a new plan. Now he not only had to sneak Daniel out of the house, he had to make sure the woman wouldn’t track them down and find him again. Of course, it was surprisingly easy to disappear into the lower levels and be almost completely untracked. Orlando had an advantage in this, since he’s been trained since childhood to track other people while avoiding to be tracked himself.

The hardest part, however, would be getting Daniel and Fang out of the house… The only way Orlando saw how to do that was to wait until the woman was at work and then try again, while hoping it’d work this time.

Orlando sighed and rubbed his forehead. 

As soon as Orlando got home, he texted Daniel, asking if he was okay and reassuring him he was willing to try again if he needed to. He didn’t get an answer in a few days.

On the third day, he finally got a response.

Daniel: Hey sorry for that

Orlando scrambled to reply as fast as he could.

Me: Don’t worry about it! Are you okay?

Daniel: This isnt delano tho sorry

Daniel: This is the guy with the mohawk do you remember me

Me: Oh, yes, I do

Daniel: My names adriano btw

Daniel: Anyway delanos… hes not fine

Daniel: Delanos like… idk how to describe it its like he gave up on escaping its like hes just going to accept that this is his life now

Daniel: Its scary as fuck dude

Daniel: Mom took his phone away like hes a teenager thats so fucking messed up

Daniel: I stole his phone back but he insisted i have it just in case

Daniel: Im fucking terrified moms literally holding him as a prisoner here

Daniel: I never knew mom could do something like this

Daniel: We cant stay here

Daniel: You gotta help us

The texts popped up one after another in rapid succession. Orlando waited until he was done.

Me: Okay. Let me make some things clear. Does Delano still want out?

Daniel: Idk man he’s so defeated

Daniel: Im going to drag him out tho

Daniel: My moms a psycho this place is killing him

Me: Alright. I’ll drag him out too, if you want me to

Daniel: Why is that even a question of course i want you to get us the fuck out of here

Daniel: Theres no way i can trust mom again now that ive seen what shes really like

Me: Of course. And you want to come along too?

Daniel: Yeah

Orlando frowned. Hiding two people and a dog might be tricky. But he would at least try.

Me: I’ll do what I can

Daniel: Delano said you need to talk to lillith

Orlando frowned. Lillith? The founder of the Sex Workers’ Union? The Queen of the Low Levels? Wait, why was Orlando surprised that Daniel knew her? Daniel was a sex worker, of course he would belong in the Union.

Contacting Lillith would be a good call, though. She was notoriously protective of sex workers. If they were lucky, she could help with this situation… 

Me: I’ll do that. Thank you

Me: I’ll contact you when I have a plan

Me: Try to hold on until then

Daniel: Thank you

Daniel: Well do our best

Orlando had worked for Lillith a few times before, but he didn’t know her personally. He had to wonder if she would respond well to him asking a favour, as he wasn’t a part of the union. Figuring he had to at least try, he sent Lillith a text.

Me: Hello, Miss Lillith. I am contacting you today on behalf of one of your workers. He is currently held against his will by an abusive person and he needs help getting out. He and I both would appreciate your help.

Lillith took a short time to reply.

Miss Lilly: What’s the worker’s name? Do you have an address?

Me: I believe his name is Delano

Orlando also sent the address to her.

Miss Lilly: Jesus fucking christ

Miss Lilly: He just had to go piss of that bitch out of all people

Me: What do you mean?

Miss Lilly: It’s going to be bitch and a half busting him out, is what I mean

Miss Lilly: I’ve heard rumours that this woman has no chill

Orlando thought back when she had looked at him when he had been at her house. He could believe that.

Me: I am not surprised

Miss Lilly: Yeah. I need more info on the sitch. Can I text Delano? Does he have his phone?

Me: His phone is secured, but he doesn’t have access to it. You can text the number and get an answer, though

Miss Lilly: Wdym? Who has his phone?

Me: We can trust him. He’s also stuck in the house with Delano. We need to get him out as well

Miss Lilly: So there’s two people we need to get out?

Me: Two people and a dog

Miss Lilly: Hmm. It’s going to be tricky, but possible

Miss Lilly: How much stuff are they going to have?

Me: I got most of Delano’s stuff out, so only a little of his, but most of Adriano’s. I believe he has a guitar that he’s going to want to take along.

Me: Delano also has a broken arm at the moment

Miss Lilly: God damn

Miss Lilly: Okay. No panic. I have a plan

***

And so, a few days later, Orlando was headed back to the house, with four sex workers (Ana, Sara, Jessie and Rosa, as Orlando learned) sent by Lillith. “To help carry stuff,” one of them had explained. Orlando hadn’t complained.

“How do we know she won’t appear to interrupt us again?” Orlando asked, while the group were in an elevator, on their way to the upper levels.

“Lils got it,” Jessie said.

“If Lils says she got it, she got it,” Sara agreed.

“We trust Lils,” Rosa said with a nod.

Orlando nodded slowly. He supposed he should trust her too, then.

The group arrived at the house and put on masks that would scramble their faces on any cameras that caught them.

“Let’s go, girls,” Ana said with a grin. “And boy, I guess.”

The group marched to the door and rang the doorbell before Orlando could protest.

“Relax, we’re wearing masks,” Jessie said, waving her hand.

“Yes, but I’d still like to avoid getting caught on security cameras,” Orlando muttered as Rosa hammered the doorbell.

The door opened and Adriano was behind it, looking irritated. “For fuck’s sake, I heard you the fir…” he trailed off as Rosa and Ana screamed.

“Oh my gawd, you’re cuuute!”

Adriano flushed up to his ears, immediately matching his hair. He looked like he was panicking as his eyes landed on Orlando. “Be… BG?”

“It’s me,” Orlando said with a sheepish smile that Adriano didn’t even see. “I got some extra help with me this time.”

“Alright…”  Adriano let the group in.

“Jesus christ, this place is fancy as shit,” Sara said as they stepped in.

“God daaaamn,” Ana breathed. “I wouldn’t mind switching places with Delano.”

“Why did you bring sex workers here?” Adriano whispered to Orlando.

“They’re here to help,” Orlando whispered back. “Be respectful.”

Daniel appeared and the girls screamed. “DELANOOOO!”

Daniel looked like a deer in the headlights as the girls rushed him, all talking over each other.

“Where have you been?”

“I missed youuu!”

“When did you get a sugar daddy?” 

“Can I have him once you’re done with him?”

Adriano stared at this unfolding with utter disbelief.

Orlando clapped his hands to gain everyone’s attention. “I’m sorry to cut this short, but we’re on a schedule here.”

“Agreed,” Jessie said. “Let’s get a move on. We can talk while walking. Where’s your stuff?”

So the group dispersed to gather the luggage they needed, spiced with chaotic chattering from the girls.

“Can we steal something?”

“We should steal something!”

“I really don’t care if you do,” Adriano said.

“Oh shit, really?!” Rosa said, eyes wide. “I was just joking!”

“Go fucking nuts,” Adriano said, “cause as much grief to her as you can.”

The girls exchanged looks. “Let’s steal her shampoo!” They ran off. Adriano followed, for some reason.

“Jesus christ,” Delano sighed.

“Everything okay?” Orlando asked.

“Yeah,” Delano said. “Just overwhelmed. I haven’t even thought about sex work for the whole time I’ve been here. It all feels so distant now.”

Orlando nodded slowly. “Are you going to continue doing it once you’re free?”

Delano was quiet for a moment. Just as he drew a breath to answer, the girls and Adriano returned.

“Thanks for letting us rob your mom, sweetie,” Sara said, pinching Adriano’s cheek. “We don’t have to buy skincare for a few weeks now.”

Adriano was blushing again. “No problem.”

As the groups got ready to leave again, Orlando noticed that Delano freezed. “What’s wrong?”

Delano shifted his weight. “I… I just have a bad feeling, is all.”

Orlando nodded again. Last time they had gotten this far, their plan had failed at this same step.

“Don’t worry,” Jessie grinned, giving him a thumbs-up. “Lils said she’s making sure we’ll get to the lower levels safely.”

“Yeah, trust Lils,” Ana said.

Delano looked down at Fang on her leash, who was looking up at him, tail wagging. Finally, Delano nodded and looked back up at the group. “Let’s go.”

[hobidreams]

♡ tagged by @kpopfanfictrash for the childhood crush tag!!

♡ rules: write at least five or more fictional or celebrity crushes you had as a kid. Be sure to include pictures! (idk what u mean by childhood, i still like some of these men 🤪)

Lee Min Ho (Gu Jun Pyo in Boys over Flowers)

okay look i know everyone hated on his hair but as someone who was head over heels for the original jpn Domyouji, i LOOOVED HIM when i was a kid. like i had BOF posters, the star necklace, soundtracks, you name it. Lee Min Ho just has this smile that makes me 🥺

Zoro - One Piece

Zoro is so cool y'all 😩💕 i remember being like 10 and just being absolutely smitten with his sense of duty & honor & inability to find fricken anywhere without getting lost.

Patrick Swayze - Dirty Dancing

daaaamn i love this movie! totally inappropriate for the age that i first watched it at but eh. LOL. Swayze rly is all kinds of hot with those hips & low cut shirts 🙈

Uchiha Sasuke - Naruto

yes i too, fell into the angst trap that is Sasuke as a young kid LOL. idk what it was that made me wanna be so angry at the world back when life was p good 😂 something about those dark looks, the brooding eyes! (tbh my bf leans more to being Naruto than Sasuke, and thats probably for the best hahah)

David Tennant - Doctor Who

technically this one was in my mid-teens but! anyway. i had 0 interest in Doctor Who but an ex was into it so i watched it & LORD David Tennant is SO CUTE. he is exactly my type. that adorkableness that just makes me wanna melt 🥺🥺 such a brilliant actor!

♡ tagging: @johobi @suga-kookiemonster @underthejoon @cinnaminsvga @minsprings @joonary @pseudofaux @kashimalin @lamourche

[thealternateuniverse]

AT MY BEST

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Word Count: 4413 

WARNINGS: smut, language and drugs 

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"Baze pass me the joint!" I admit, I'm pretty drunk and I'll start to lose my shit any minute from now. My cousin Baze tag me along tonight, its suppose to be a boy's night out but nah I don't mind they can have their fun. I'm no stranger to them. We're in Andrei's house. These guys are my childhood friend, wrong they are my brothers and we're reunited after 4 years? I think. I've been in Ireland for too long and now I'm back to my roots. "Yo Y/N! Are Irish girls hot?" Slim asked and everyone starts laughing. I flip him off and chug down the vodka in my cup. I smoked the joint Baze handed me. Ah I miss these. Chill night with the gang. "Yo seriously. You look like them. What made you color your hair red? You look like a fuuucking idiot." Then Slim laughed sounding like a goat in labor. "Shut up fucker." My only response. I know they missed me that's why I'm their target tonight. And Slim is the leader of the pack. "Kells is on his way here." Rook said while looking at his phone. "Who's Kells?" Everyone fell silent as if I said something wrong. "What? Did I say something wrong?" Slim look at me in disbelief and laughed like a goat again. This dude is high I'm sure of that. "Really? You don't know who's Kells? Dang girl it's Colson." The fuck? Colson? Since when did he become Kells? Rook must have read my confusion.  "It' his screen name Machine Gun Kelly. Kells for short." I don't know if it's the alcohol or the shroom but I laugh so hard. "What the---- hahahaha as in Colson Baker is Machine Gun Kelly?" They look at me weirdly, like I'm some kind of alien. "Dude you don't know? He's famous." I shut up. Colson really made it. He is successful now. "What did Ireland do to you?" I just shook my head. I can't think of any comeback cause my head is somewhere in space and everything looks sharp. I guess the shroom is having it's effect on me. "What's up fuckers!" That deep voice vibrated all over the room. Colson. "Ayo man. Finally." The boys did their handshake until his eyes landed on me. "Y/N? What the fuck?! Dude you're here!" I got up from the couch and he embrace me in a tight bear hug. "Dude I fuckin miss you." I felt dizzy when he let go of me so I hold on to his arm. "You okay?" He holds my wrist and look at me. I nodded as a response. "Yeah." I sat down on the couch again, eyes felt heavy and mind flying somewhere. They converse about work, which I could not relate so I just listen and nods whenever they ask me something. "Yeah, why don't we talk about our Irish lady here." All eyes are on me again. "Seriously dude. We missed you. The good shit and such when you are here."

Back when we were bunch of idiots we used to hang at Ashleigh's place. She's the only one who has a decent home to stay and live in, and her mom was kind enough to let us stay especially Colson. "Yeah I missed you too." I drink from my cup and my gaze landed on Colson who is looking at me too. "What?" I asked, my brow raising. "Nothing. I'm just appreciating the changes." I shrug. My hair is red for a year and I'm planning to dye it black. "Whatever Colson."  I rolled my eyes while giggling. It was unintentional though.

We are all catching up. Especially me, since they missed the 4 years of my life and me missing the 4 hollywood glamour of their lives too. It's all sex drugs and rock and roll. I'm just hoping it won't get the best of them. "Daaaamn. We're really getting old. Next thing we knew Casie's walking down the aisle while Colson's crying." Colson almost choke on his drink after Baze said that. "Not happening Baze. No boys for my baby girl until I said so." Oh yeah Casie. Colson's daughter. That girl is turning to a lady and that will make Colson grow 10 years because of headache. The kid is beautiful and for sure boys will be chasing her. I wish she could spend more time with us whenever she's in Ireland. "Of course. Look at Y/N, we're so protective of her that 'til now she's single." I want to kick Dubo's shin for blurting out to everyone that I'm still single. "You're still single?" Colson asks. I can't help but blush, nothing's wrong about being single but talking about my romantic life with these idiots is like telling them that I shit in my pants and the teasing will never stop after that. "Well, it's our fault. We never let a guy come near you before. " Slim confessed. It didn't shock me though cause the guys who wanta to date me before told me that these idiots scared them or bribe them. Atleast I knew that they aren't men enough to be scared by my friends. "I don't mind though. I suck at dates." Through my peripheral, I see Colson smirked. I rolled my eyes at him. "And you have a bad taste when it comes to men." He added. I scoffed. If he only knew. Indeed I have bad taste.

We continue chatting and some of the guys are already drunk or high. I too is drunk. I stood up to went to the bathroom but everything seems spinning. With my high and drunken state I look for the bathroom. I found  it in a hallway to the kitchen but when I opened the door Baze is in there doing some porno. "Fuck. I'm sorry, don't mind me so proceed." I didn't wait for their answer and close the door. Damn I have to see that. I can't help but giggle, ironic I did that before too. I search for another available bathroom upstairs and I trip in every step. My body felt heavy so I crawled until I ended up in a room. Guest room I think? "Damn it." My vision is blurry but I managed to reach the bathroom and puked my brains out. "Fucking vodka." I wipe my mouth before puking again. Oh god, I never puke before. I felt a hand massaging my back and I turn to see who it is. Colson. "Alcohol is a bitch."

COLSON

"Fuck. Y/N saw me fucking in the bathroom." Baze came from god knows where while zipping his pants a girl clinging on his arm. Mod Sun laughed. "That cousin of yours is hot." Baze threw his cup at Mod. "You're not hitting her." Y/N changed a lot, physically. I mean it's good maybe I'm not just used to since we haven't seen each other for 4 years.

I don't know why she left, everything was okay back then. But I guess it's better that we separate ways, look at us I made it to Hollywood, she's fine and we're all good. "Yo Colson! You're awfully quiet today." Actually I'm high already. Not drunk but high. I smoked two in the studio before getting here. "Nah. I'm good. Where's Y/N?" I search the room if there's any sign of Y/N. "Maybe she went into another bathroom, one with no one fucking." Everyone laughed even Baze at Drei's statement. "Seriously tho, you and Y/N are good?" This is the question I've been dreading. Me and Y/N are good but awkard so I'm avoiding their attention by remaining silent. "You know what. Stop dicking around and tell her what you feel." I was taken aback. How the hell did Slim knew when I didn't tell anyone about it. It's so hard to act cool whenever she's around. So I didn't tell anyone and it's better if it remains tgat way and I won't lose her.  "Tell her what?" Acting as if I don't know something will do me no good. Action speaks louder than words. "Go on Colson. Deny it, next thing you knew she already have someone who's not scared to admit his feelings." I clenched my jaw at the thought that Y/N is with someone who's not me, us. "Hell yeah, we got you bro." Rook taps my shoulder. I stood up from my seat and look for Y/N. I went upstairs and search each room for her and I found her on the left wing puking her guts out in a bathroom. I immediately attended her and rubs her back. When she's done she turns around and look at me with droopy eyes. "Alcohol is a bitch." She wipes her mouth and leans on the wall. "Goddamn I need a bed." Y/N close her eyes. The alcohol and weed must have hit on her. "Hey hey, stay with me, I'll put you to bed." I held her arm but she flinch. "Don't fucking touch me Colson. I wanna fucking beat you right now." Since she's drunk I didn't mind what she said. I grab her arm again but Y/N clung on my neck and buried her face on my chest. "I thought you wanna beat me?" I held her waist to support her weight cause she looks like she's about to melt. "Shut up. I hate you." Maybe it's just her drunk self hating me. Everyone's her enemy whenever she's drunk. "Why do you hate me?" I decided to ride along with her craziness. "Cause you're a fucking asshole?" She mumbled almost hakf asleep. "And you love this asshole?" I couldn't hide my smirk. She probably won't remember this tomorrow. "Of course I love you..........and Rookie, and Slim, and Baze, and Casie.....I love EST fam." She look up to me with a smirk. Damn, she played well. "How about me? I mean only me?" She freed herself and sat on the counter, I moved forward a bit so I can be in between her legs. Y/N leans her head on my chest again. "I hate you. But I hate that I don't hate you at all. I wish you would meet Chase." Who the fuck is Chase? Is he her boyfriend? Am I too late? The fuck the boys were right, I should've told her earlier. "Who's Chase?" I rub Y/N's back, soothing her. "He's.........I love him. But I wish you would love him too." My heart began to race and I am now confuse. I held her face and look at her straight in the eye. "Y/N, tell me who's Chase?" Her eyes are all droopy and red but managed to return the look I gave her. "He's your fucking son. Happy?" Suddenly I am the one whose high. Everything around blurred and Y/N's word echoes. He's your fucking son. I have another kid. I have another kid, with her. I had a fucking kid with her and I didn't knew. I didn't even knew something happened between us. "H-how? We didn't even....." A lot of questions are running in my head but  that's the only thing came out. I am loss for words right now. "Of course you don't remember. You were so doped up with drugs that you almost raped a fan but being the good friend I am I came to the rescue and....." I think I knew what happened next. "I had sex with you instead." I finish her sentence. "I can't fucking blame you because I was the one who's sober. And God..... why did I let it happened." I didn't expect my night to be like this especially she just got back from overseas. And her confession infuriates me. "Why did you not tell me?" I want to punch myself for doing that to her. I blow every fucking chance. I took a good thing and fuck it all up in one fucking night. "I fucking loved you asshole! We were both a fucking mess. I was with you during your worst, sex drugs, rock and roll, fame is getting on you then you got me pregnant, I wasn't ready and......How can we raise a child if we're like that?! One of us has to sober up so that we won't end up hurting ourselves and the child. Funny how one night can change life forever." Y/N broke down into tears. She fucking love me. She said she fucking love me. I wish she's sober right now cause I'm not believing what's happening. She went through all this alone and I hate myself for that. I was dicking around when she was suffering alone in that goddamn country. "I'm sorry Y/N.....I -I didn't knew." I wipe her tears and rubs her back while kissing her head. "It's my fault. I never told you." I hushed her, but tears still streaming down her face. I am so angry right now, to myself, to what happened. I feel like shit for being a dick. Now I have a son whose growing up not knowing his father. It's an awful situation cause I grew up without a mother too. I may be an asshole but I won't let a kid running around not knowing me especially if it's mine. "Let's get you to bed. You're drunk." I carried her out and brought her to my room. I laid Y/N on my bed and undress her after. As if I've never seen her naked before. I dress her with one of my shirts then cover her with a blanket. Kissing her head I left the room and went back downstairs. Everyone seems to chill now. "Yo dude. Is Y/N okay?" Baze asks. He was caught off guard when I lounge him and held the collar of his shirt. "Why the fuck you didn't tell me?!" Slim, Rook and Drei went to the rescue to ease the tension. "Ayo, Kells chill. What the fuck is going on?" Slim held me back while Drei is pulling Baze from my grasp. "Man. It was her decision, and I won't intervene on whatever's going on between you two. I didn't know how did you even got her pregnant when you were busy fucking around." My blood boils and Baze's words fuelled my anger. I was about to attack him again but Slim blocked me. "What the fuck Kells? You had a child? With Y/N?!" Everyone fell silent. "Yeah." Rook was the first one to speak. "No shit. How old is the child?" I don't want my son to estranged me, it was hard before when I had Casie. "Probably 3. Who else fucking knew? Could've told me I had another kid." I glared at Baze. "Ashleigh fucking knew." Baze answered. Damn it Ashleigh. "But she just found out when Y/N called before going back here." Didn't they even thought that it was my child who's growing up not knowing his father?! "Yeah. Whatever. Thanks for the info. Gotta go."

I grabbed my keys and left. I need to fucking think.

Y/N's FUCKING POV

I woke up with wave of nausea. My head hurt like it was hit by a ton of bricks. I opened my eyes just tk realized I'm not in Baze's house and I'm not wearing my clothes. I couldn't even remember what happened last night. The last thing I remember was Colson helping me threw up. Guess this is his clothes I'm wearing base on it's size.

I look at the clock and it's 2 in the afternoon. Damn I was that passed out? I opened the closet searching for a sweatpants or short. Fuck that 6'4 height of his. I look like a sack. Blame my 5'8 height. I settled on his shorts because it's the only bottom I look human. I don't want parading around the house with only my panties on. I went downstairs to see if someone's here. Slim is in the kitchen looking like a bitch. Looks like he hadn't sleep yet. "Slim where is everyone?" Slim jumped a little, surprised by my presence. I giggled and I sat down to one of the chairs in the counter. He served me a plate of pasta which I heavenly feasted. "Out. With Colson." Had they sleep yet? "Where are they going?" I munch all in the plate while listening to Slim. "Out, having some quality time with his son." I choked on my food. I coughed, It feels like the pasta stucked in my throat and wants to go out in my nose. Slim handed me a water. "T-thanks. What do you mean son?" My heart started to hammer. "Oh? I thought Colson's the one who didn't knew he had a child. Seems like you forgot." I feel like all the Colors in my face drained. Impossible. I have blurted out everything last night! Stupid! Colson already knew. I won't get away this time. Slim taps my shoulder. "You know we're here for you Y/N."  Slim said sincerely. I sighed feeling guilty. I feel like a bitch for not telling Colson, he deserves to know, it's his right. "I was just so scared Slim. I didn't know what to do. I wasn't ready and I don't know how to raise a child." A tear fell. It's all out now. "You two should talk." Just in time the living room is filled with noise. They're here. Anxiety building up inside me, Colson is here and I don't know how to act. I heard the small giggles and that little voice of a child approaching. "Look who's hereeee..." Chase's blue orbs widened when he saw me. But I almost cry at the sight because Colson is carrying him. "Mumm..." Chase wiggled and Colson put him down. He ran towards me. "Baby......mommy missed you." I held Chase, embracing him in a tight hug while I gave him kisses. "Ash! Can you get Chase here first. Y/N and I, need to talk."

A shiver went down to my spine. This is it. And by the looks of it Colson is not happy, he keeps a neutral face except when he holds Chase. Ash went to here in the kitchen and took Chase. I gave her a reassuring smile and went back to the living room.

"In my room now." He didn't let me answer and immediately went to his room upstairs. I followed him. I got into his room and locked the door.

"Colson I'm so sorry I didn't tell you---" Colson turned to face me and his eyes is at it's darkest shade of blue.

"Take off your shirt now." My jaw dropped. I am confused, we are in a serious situation and he wants my shirt off? I followed his orders and take off my shirt exposing my bust in lacy bra. "I don't know what this is bu---" he didn't let me finish my sentence again. "Strip all your clothes." My eyes widened this time. "Colson what the fuck are you up to?!" Is he insane? "Are you going to do it? Or let me do the honor?" I gulp. He is serious. I strip all the remaining clothes leaving my underwears. Damn good thing I have everything lasered. "Do you know how frustrating all this is?" He moves forward. I move backward. I am so scared of him right now, excited at the same time I don't knkw if he's high or what. "Leaving without saying goodbye, showing up again after years and told me that we had a son." I keep moving backwards until I hit the wall, Colson trapping me with both arms. "You know how frustrating it is you left me hanging?" His fingers ran through my sides giving me shiver. He hooked one of his fingers to the strap of bra. He lowered his head on my ear. "You know how frustrating it is when I am fucking someone but it's your face I see." He whispered. I bit my lip from the sensation. "You are not getting away this time Y/N." He licks my ear and kisses my jaw reaching my lips. I respond to his kisses but Colson suddenly pulled away. What the fuck. "I don't forgive easily babe." He unbuckled his belt with one hand while the other was holding both of my wrist already. I was so drown in his charms that he already held my wrists.  He tied the belt around and held both of my hands up. "My rules." Colson dipped his head on my neck sucking it making sure it will leave marks after. I bit my lip hard, holding myself back not to let out a moan. "I am so angry that I want to fuck you so bad. So dirty." I clung both my arms to his neck initiating the kiss rubbing myself against him, being the fucktard he is he pulled away again. I can feel his boner poking to my stomach, that's it go hard for me asshole. "A-ah, what did I say? My rules. Now behave." Colson slammed me to the wall and kiss me hungrily, it wasn't gentle at all, seems like he's venting out all his anger. My lips will be swollen after this. I kissed him back with the same enthusiasm, it's my inner dominant self taking over. He grabs my ass lifting me and I gladly wrap my legs around his waist. "Bad huh. " He smacks my ass throwing me to his bed. "You're all talk Colson. Just fuck me." I don't know where my confidence came from but that made him smirk, grabbing my legs and pull me to the edge of the bed. I know I hit his ego and now he's more aggressive. I pulled him towards me, clinging on to his neck, kissing him passionately and less angry than earlier. He ripped my panties off and throw it god knows where the same aith my bra. "What the fuck! That was la perla!" He insert 2 of his finger making me gasp. "I can fucking buy you a hundred pair of those. Now moan." Biting my lip didn't help at all, I let out a slutty moan feeling his fingers inside me. "Damn look at that so wet for me." He trailed kisses from my thighs to my belly button adding speed to his pace. I rolled my eyes back from the sensation fuck his fingers feels good, I want them in all day. "God dammit you're mine." He kisses me again and lowering it to the valley of my breasts. "Did you feel like this when we did it Y/N?" He added another finger causing me to moan louder. "I----fuck it." He remove all his fingers. "Fuck give it to me Colson!" The bastard just smirked unbuttoning his pants and taking off his shirt. "Say it, or you won't getting this." He took off his pants leaving his ethika boxers, his XXX tattoo and boner peeking. I have the same tatto on my belly button. "Yes you fuck so good!" His eyes turned darker, taking off his boxers his dick sprang out in it's fullest hard form. My eyes glued to God's gift to women not believing it fit inside me years ago. "Give me a head sweetheart." I don't know but his words are like spells that makes me follow him. Colson moved forward, I grab his dick running my hands up ad down. I lick the tip of his dick which earned him a groan, falling his head back. I started to bob my head up and down, taking him all within my reach.  He grabs my hair guiding my head. "Fuck. You're doing good baby." Colson breaths heavily, he couldn't take it anymore he pulls me up and lay me down to bed placing himself above me. He kissed my head before kissing my lips feeling him entered me. I gasped. It was painful, it feels like giving birth. A tear rolled down my cheek but Colson was quick to kiss it away. "I got you baby." He let me adjust to his size before moving slowly. I moaned, not feeling pain but pleasure instead, making me scratch hard his back while my other hand grips his hair. Colson groaned speeding up his pace and my moans are getting louder. "Colson......oh my god. Don't stop." I arch my back and wrap my thighs around his waist tightly giving him more access. "Fuck Y/N you're so tight." Colson pulled out and I swear I wan't to cut his balls. He flip me off, now my ass is facing him. He entered me again without warning and it feels damn good in this position. I moaned out loud not giving a damn if somebody hears me. Colson gripped my waist tight continue slamming himself. We're both panting as our bodies slapped against each other, sweats dripping, and lust feeding us both. Colson knows what he's hitting and it made me see the heavens and galaxies. "Colson I'm c-cumming." I said through heavy breaths. He lowered himself and bit my earlobe. "Come for me baby." My walls clenched around him, tension building from my stomach until my orgasm hits. Colson didn't stop he speeds up instead and moments later he came, spilling his essence inside me. "Fuck." He lets out a groan while still inside me riding out his orgasm. We stayed in that position for a minute and laid beside me after. I moved and laid on his chest, listening to his heartbeat. "I'm sorry." I pressed a soft kiss of his jaw before kissing him on the lips. "I love you." I jolted up from the bed covering myself with a blanket. He just blurted out those 3 words. "Shit. Don't freak out." He also got up from the bed but only on the edge. "Fuck Y/N! I fucking love you okay? Since the day we stole a weed from your dad." I couldn't help but cry. I straddled Colson's lap and kissed him hard. "You asshole." Colson kissed me again his hands on my waist. "Round 2?" The bastard grins wiggling his eyebrows. "I fucking love you asshole even though you're the worst."

[classic80sand90smovieloves2]

I was SO afraid of that film! due to Tim Currys brilliant acting, but as I got older I realize that "daaaamn he's looking hgood" am I weird?

I watched it maybe a few months ago so I thankfully didn’t have to overcome any childhood trauma lol.

But I do feel you, he’s weirdly attractive in that role. I feel like it’s probably cause of his voice and the way he’s so in love with Lili, it’s oddly cute. And they knew what they were doing when they gave him that outfit and that body (and had Tim Curry play him in general)

[alexmovincastle]

STRANGER THINGS S3 - Comments

The trailer left me with goosebumps! It’s hella good and has a 80’s vibe more than ever

The music, the scenes, the interactions between the characters are just a rush of emotions

Dustin! My precious baby! I literally died seeing his reaction at the surprise prank the squad pulled for his comeback

Billy as a lifeguard (and I am fucking ready to see him interact with Steve ;) )= DAAAAMN

STEVE THE MOM IS BACK AT IT AGAIN !!!

“How many children are you friends with?”

STEVE IN THAT UNIFORM

Steve.

Some Eleven and Max friendship, because let’s say it: they are so badass and it’s stupid they were arguing for Mike in S2

FEMINISM !

Hopper PROTECTING Joyce !!!!

Nancy is so pretty, I am gay

“We are not kids anymore” broke my heart

Poor Will, he just wanted to live his childhood

4th of July, summer vibes

The glorious 80s shown with all the mall scenes, the clothing, the color scheme and the music

I AM SO HERE FOR AN 80s stereotyped female friendship : El and Max listening to Vynils and dancing in their room as if they have no care in the world = the aesthetic

The lightning, the Luna Park, the fireworks

THE SQUAD BACK AT IT AGAIN

BUT IT’S SUFFERING OH NO HELL

Why can’t El just be happy??!?!?!?!

NOOOOOOO MY BBS

Who is this new villain? What is going on?

I have!!! So!!! Many!! Questions!

[jessthewerewolf]

Let's talk about Narnia

Yesterday I've watched the Narnia trilogy (anyone knows if they're gonna make other parts? I'm still waiting for the Silver Chair)

The lion, the witch and the wardrobe:

OH MY GAWD THE NOSTALGIA

I just realised it was made 13 years ago (feel old yet?)

Edmund you stupid boy... I'm dissapointed

Is that James McAvoy? Well hello there

I hate the witch but daaaamn Tilda u slay! YAS QUEEN! WERK THAT HAIR

The CG wasn't as bad as I thought but the wolves were sooo ugly

I feel like Lucy didn't do much, but oh well, she was the Cute Kid (also, why was she given a dagger? Has she ever used it? I don't even remember)

I liked how Peter held his sword, I mean you could clearly see he wasn't used to it and didn't train much before the final battle

We had a mandatory redemption arc - ok fine but I still don't like you Edmund

Was the Witch/Peter fight too extra for is it just me?

aaaand Aslan Saves The Day no.1

Did Aslan eat the Witch or what? I still don't know

When siblings got crowned I totally saw Hogwarts founders in them (Edmund you little shit u Slytherin for shure)

When they found the wardrobe again I was like NOOOO PLS STAY THERE even though I knew how the movie ends

Loved the professor

Ughhhh the soundtrack! So good!

Prince Caspian:

Okay, so I have to point out that I've watched this move about 20 times - it was the only movie I had on my mp4 so I'd watch it, like, once a month or so.

Fuck you Miraz

Oh is that Peter Dinklage?

The ruins would be a perfect place for a photoshoot

Okay Edmund I like you now, we're cool

Why do they still don't trust Lucy?

Better CG, noice

Well hello there Caspian (hell yeah he's my ultimate crush, just look at him! So dreamy). Also, I've watched too much simplynailogical so everytime he showed up I was like BEYYYYYN! WHERE'S MAH TEA?

Fuck you Miraz

Loved Peter and Edmund's fighting skills, you could feel that they got trained and felt comfortable with swords

Also loved siblings' change from "the hell??? I'm a what now???" to "hell yeah we're back. MAKE ROOM FOR YOUR KINGS AND QUEENS"

Of course we had to have a conflict so Caspian and Peter don't like each other

The whole scene with the Witch was so chilling, like wot wot is she gonna come back? Caspian don't be an idiot pls, Peter no pls not you too. Yas Edmund save 'em!

The final fight was very pleasing to watch, clever tactics and it was so cool when trees showed up and just destroyed everything

Still feel as if Lucy didn't do much

aaaaand Aslan Saves The Day no.2

You go u funky little water man!

We had the mandatory redemption arc - didn't really care about Glozelle or Miraz's wife (fuck you Miraz)

Didn't really like kiss but oh well

The ending was kinda bittersweet but I still liked it

Again, ughhhhh the soundtrack! Sooo good!

The Voyage of the Dawn Treader:

Not so nostalgic as the previous two movies, didn't remember much

Eustace was very annoying

Loved how comfortable Edmund and Lucy were in Narnia

Also loved Edmund's respect towards Caspian. He was like "okay man you're the king, I'm just here to help" He's changed so much since the first part.

Finally Lucy does something! She fights with a sword, she's the first one to fight off her demons (Aslan helps of course), she's the voice of reason aaaaaand she shot the sea monster in the eye - and it was moving; u got some skill Lucy!

YAAAAS CASPIAN! UGHHHH SO HANDSOME! Just look at him!

I mean... them hair! Them beard! And those dreamy eyes! *btw do you guys have this feeling when you see someone and you're so shocked because you forgot how fucking attractive that person was? Yeah, that's how I feel about Ben*

Costumes were sooo beautiful!

Honestly I didn't really care about the plot, because I didn't really like the movie overall - I was there to see Caspian and Lucy being a badass (but the whole "I wanna be beautiful like Susan" thing was so frustrating)

Oh Edmund you silly boy, you had to imagine the most creepy/grose sea monster didn't you?

The CG was meh

Who cares about Eustace really?

I didn't like the star-lady, I felt sth was up when she told them the lords were fighting each other so they got cursed and in the previous scene it was showed that they didn't even had any kind of blades near them (their swords were still in scabbards)

aaaand Aslan Saves The Day no.3 (kind of) -> I appreciate how it was mostly about the siblings + Caspian defeating the evil and not Aslan, so that's a plus

The ending felt more definite rather than heyyy we got some story left (because who cares about Eustace)

Overall, I have a special place in my heart for the Narnia Chronicles (but only for parts 1 and 2) because they are tied to my childhood. It's so amazing how watching it makes me feel 10 again, how it brought back some good memories and how it made me realize I'd most definitely show it to my future kids (it has some nice life advices).

Anyway, that's all from me. Thank you for reading.

[lollytea]

Hey it's the anonymous Voltron peep again. I've also been thinking about a Ladybug AU, but I'm haven't thought much into it. Obviously Branch would be Ladybug/Marinette/Bridgette, because of his giant crush, but he'd be more dicky. Poppy would be Cinnamon Roll Adrien/Chat Noir who used to like Chloe!Creek but is now going mad for Bugaboo. Also, if she was Chat, obviously her dad wouldn't be mr abusive hawkmoth, but idk how Chef would tie in, or who the Kwamis would be, or WHAT. I'm confused...

Way ahead of ya, buddy! We did a little Ladybug discussing last night and we got some bits and pieces for the AU.

Branch takes Marinette’s role, of course. Shy, lonely but grumpy kid who doesn’t have a whole lot of friends. Instead of fashion designs, he excels at writing although it’s not like you’d ever hear it from him. Boy’s not much of a talker and when he does, it comes out a lot harsher than intended. He’s just awkward and clumsy and kinda think he’s a piece of shit but he’s hangin’ in there for now.

But daaaamn, does he get a confidence boost when he becomes Ladybug. He was probably a little uncertain but with the help of the “mysterious” Chat Noir he realized just fucking cool he could be. Well, how cool LADYBUG could be. To Branch, Ladybug is all an act. The powers come from the miraculous, the bravery and kindness come from the miraculous influencing him. The confidence is just brought upon by the mask. He sees Ladybug as a different person. An idealized version of himself, really.

I think Poppy should take Chloe’s background, seeing as her dad’s the mayor. But yeah, her Dad’s the mayor but she’s also probably a model. I’ve been trying to think about how this works cuz Poppy’s dad does not seem like the type to keep his daughter homeschooled and all locked up in isolation. All I can really think of, he’s just very protective. Maybe she did attend a public school when she was little, some kids recognized her, gave her a hard time and Peppy pulled her out immediately. I dunno. I’m still thinking about it. Anyways, she’s a very friendly and extroverted girl who’s got a lot of pent up energy from all her time spent alone. Peppy is giving her normal childhood another try and is finally enrolling her in school again and she is PUMPED.

Poppy adapts to her role as Chat Noir pretty well, seeing as she gets to run and jump and talk and fight and bE A HERO! She’s very excited okay? Without even knowing it, she manages to build the confidence of her previously nervous Ladybug companion, Speaking of him, Poppy falls hard for Laybug almost instantly. He’s kind and he’s funny and he’s brave and he’s Poppy’s now, end of story. She flirts with him daily but Ladybug offers nothing more than a sarcastic comment and a roll of his eyes but it’s okay. Chat Noir knows he lovers her deep down in his heart. And if he doesn’t, well, she hopes he finds love with somebody.

Now the one way this differs a lot from the main Ladybug story is Branch is not an idiot. (Well, the jury’s still out on that one but in this case, he’s not an idiot.) He recognizes Poppy as Chat Noir the second she walks into their classroom. Really, pink hair can be very telling. Sure, it’s a little neater and she’s a little more subdued but that mischevious smile ain’t fooling nobody. (Actually it fools everybody.)

Poppy probably did something, the same way Adrien was caught with gum on Mari’s chair. Branch got pissed and decided that hey, that childish Chat Noir act WASN’T just an act. She’s really like this. He doesn’t speak to her for the end of the day, wondering how the hell he’s gonna deal with this flighty girl as a crime fighting partner.

Buuuuuuut then the Umbrella Scene happens, which is quite honestly the reason I wanted this AU to exist in the first place. Poppy goes up to Branch, explains the situation, apologizes, basically shows herself as someone who IS capable of being mature and level headed about stuff and then. Umbrella Scene happens. Boom. Branch has a very big crush on Poppy now.

So the deal with this love square like thing is. Chat Noir likes Ladybug. Ladybug likes Chat Noir too but Ladybug is all an act. Branch barely considers Chat Noir’s flirting cuz he believes that she wouldn’t give him a second glance if she knew who he really was. Because of this, he’s very VERY protective of his identity. Meanwhile Branch without the mask can barely speak to Poppy which has her under the impression that he still hasn’t totally forgiven her. As a result, she’s taken to making him little pop up “Have a nice day” cards which she slips him every day during class, internally killing Branch in the process.

Also this AU’s version of Ladrien has taken my heart and I am eventually going to write something for it. Artsy told me about it and It’s beautiful, phenomenal, amazing, wondering, ground breaking. It’s basically Branch being a cocky and a self indulgent shit while Poppy swoons. It’s great.

So now that I’ve yammered about all the Branch/Poppy stuff, let’s get to the rest of the AU, which I’m actually not too sure of.

I’m thinking that Creek should be Chloe and Lila rolled into one. He’s more of a Lila than a Chloe but she’s only had one episode so there we go. Idk what he’s gonna do in this AU but I think he would make a really cool villain if he were to get akumatized. He’s not gonna be rich tho.

I think the kwamis would stay the same cuz I really don’t know who they’d be. I was thinking Bridget and Gristle but naaah. They have to be Ivan and Mylene.

Okay but what if Chef was Hawkmoth but her identity is literally just the lady who runs the nearest restaurant. Like Creek works there to pick up some cash and somehow he sees her transform one day and he gets wrapped up in all this shit and wow. Yeah, maybe something like that.

The universe isn’t exactly set in stone yet. I’m up for suggestions from anybody.

[iminhellxxx]

Me Too

“I wish you were here, I just want a hug.” She said into the phone, catching her tears with her sleeve, her voice distorted by the plug of her nose. It’s nearly 2 am, it’s a cold October night. “Please come get me, I miss you. You’re right, I shouldn’t have come with him!” She wailed into the phone. She ended the call, broke into tears and sat on a corner curb, hugging her knees tightly....crying into them, uncontrollably. The roads were damp and empty, green and red street light reflections lit up the pavement. The only thing colder than than the temperature outside, was the inside of her chest, in which her heart broke and bled that night. Suddenly there was a rush of warmth...a loud, rugged purring noise; a car. She didn’t look up. She sensed it, but continued to bury her nose in her knees. But the pavement was so bright and green. If the streets were empty, why was this car hovering?? The light was green.....

Afraid and curious, she finally looked up to see a dark grey car idled at the light, with no driver...the door was open. She came out of her knees and there in the dark, was a man. He didn’t have a face...she never saw it. But her life was about change forever that night. He stepped forward.

🎵Trouble - Kristin Hersh

*8 Hours earlier*

Her phone lit up with a text message. “Where are you, I’m in an Uber.”

“Ugh, I told him to bring his car!!!”

Frustrated, she began to reply until she saw a familiar car that she loved so much. He was joking, he pulled over in his car and she ran excited to see him, she got in. “You lied!” She squealed. He had his infamous evil smile spread across his face. We were headed to Universal Studios for Halloween Horror Night. It supposed to be the best night ever.

It was not the best night ever.

He wouldn’t let her hold him by the arm in the mazes, even though she wasn’t afraid.

He got mad when she took a sip of his soda, and she had to get him another straw. Seriously.

He didn’t walk with her, or talk with her in line, but instead, read a boring article on his phone.

She felt like she went alone. Especially when everybody else was paired into cute couples, who did all the things he wouldn’t.

She gave up. But there was one point....before the clown tram. They were in line, and he was behind her. She didn’t look back to even try to make conversation. But where was the guy she’d known for 2 years? She closed her eyes. She wanted to feel him hug her from behind. SHE WANTED his body to press up against hers, she wanted him that night. Disappointed, she opened her eyes. And that was that.

AFTER MIDNIGHT

The sound of their seatbelts clicking broke their silence. “So where do you want me to drop you off?” She lives in Corona, he knew she didn’t have a ride home. She couldn’t get a hold of anyone for a ride. He drove her to Union Station. Broken-hearted, she closed her eyes and pretended to fall asleep the whole way there. She felt the car stop, but kept her eyes closed. Maybe if he thought she’d fallen asleep, he wouldn’t have the heart to throw her out into the cold, and they could sleep in the car like they had in Corona one time, holding hands, lying down in the backseat. Where she traced hearts into his skin, and listened to his heartbeat, hoping that it was saying he was as happy as she was that night. “WE’RE HERE.” Startled by his voice, she opened her eyes. She opened the door. “I’m cold!” She cried. “Man, I gotta go to work in the morning, get out.” He whined. Disgusted, she got out of the car and didn’t even tell him bye. He drove off.

Her hands hands cradled her chest, where all the pieces were broken and falling. Union Station was closed. Cold, sad, and sleepy, she made her way to the bench and lied down for just a minute. “Hey you can’t be here, Union Station is closed.” A guard said. “Are you waiting for a ride?” “I.....I don’t know, I just got dumped here. Im trying to get a hold of someone. I’m just tired.” “You better stay here, you look tired girl. I like your outfit.” “Hey baby, come with me, do you wanna go get a coffee?!!” A homeless man passing shouted at me. “She’s fine right here, go on!” The guard shouted back. He continued to ask her a series of questions, and made flirtatious comments, and gestures. It was uncomfortable and strange. He went to talk with other securities. Then he kicked her out and told her she couldn’t wait there, and to leave.

The Fault in Our Stars- Troye Sivan

“I wish you were here, I just want a hug. Please come get me, I miss you. You’re right, I shouldn’t have come with him!” She cried into her phone, catching her tears with her sleeve. There was a man. He didn’t have a face...she never saw it. But her life was about change forever that night. He stepped forward.

*Screaming*

Pain.

Filth.

She couldn’t run away. It was like she was paralyzed...everything was numb. Everything except the broken heart.

She always imagined this moment...but much differently. She wanted HIM that night, but like always, he disappointed her. It took a STRANGER to put his dirty hands on her. Her eyes were closed the entire time, and tears poured out. “Are you okay? You just need to be fucked.” The man said. He stabbed her, like a sword...and she bled. Although it pained her, NOTHING was more painful than the way Orlando treated her that night. Than the way he treated her for THREE YEARS. How selfish he was to waste her love, to waste her heart. Her childhood was being taken, and even then, she cried for him. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HIM, SHE SAVED HERSELF FOR HIM! Then it was over. The scum bag got his fix for the night, but she lost her virginity forever.

Slow It Down - The Lumineers

*hysterical sobbing*

*Sink water turning on*

She looked up, into the mirror.

Disgust.

*angry sobbing*

*vomit*

Virgin blood everywhere.

PAIN.

SCREAMS.

Murder Song (5,4,3,2,1) Acoustic - AURORA

BROKEN. She walks back to Union Station to report it to the guards. She finds one security. She is relieved to see a man in uniform, and feels safe. He smiles at her. Breathless, she tells him her story, and he nods and pretends to care. “Daaaamn, She too sexy for you!” Another security comes out and walks with us. “Aye nigga she’s mine.” What is going on. She comes for help, and no one is listening. Not even the MEN WITH A BADGE.

*SCREAMS*

The first guard gets scared away. The second guard says “Dick is dick and pussy is pussy” about the rape. Then the security man from the beginning, the one that flirted and then told her to leave the bench, THE MAN RESPONSIBLE FOR HER WALKING TO THE NEXT BLOCK, comes and says that her dad is looking for me, and that she would be in trouble. Then he walked away. The other guard told her to follow him, she thought he was taking her to her dad. Instead, he led her inside Union Station, inside a wall....that must be put up after hours. He closed the door and tried to kiss her and whispered for sex. Then when she refused and attempted to walk away, he began to undo his belt and pushed her shoulders down and asked for “at least head.” In disbelief, she pushed him with his dick hanging out, and ran out to the front, and saw her Daddy in the car, and she got in, and the guard was talking nonsense crap about her, crap that she was too distraught to care about at the time.

Iridescent- Gavin Mikhail

How do you tell your daddy you just lost your virginity? How do you tell him you were raped? She held back tears during the car ride home. He didn’t speak to her. “Could he know? Does he know? Am I at fault? Why didn’t I run away? I want my virginity back!!!!”

Breathe Me - Sia

4 something AM

Home....but home didn’t even feel safe anymore. She wasn’t herself anymore. The guard had told her dad that she was drunk, and fighting with her boyfriend when she got off a white vehicle. Complete lies. But they made me feel like I was a whore, like they believed HIM, and not me. They think the worst of me, but they don’t know ANYTHING! How innocent I’ve been compared to the stories they believe. She was hurt that her dad believed him in the first place. She lost her courage to tell him, to speak up, to tell her story. Instead, she burdened herself with hatred towards humanity...and towards herself. She bled for a whole week.

“The men who penetrate me

Stab me like a sword then leave me wounded

Once a month I bleed,

But I do not die.”

-E. Kelly

It wasn’t until the next year, when she watched “13 Reasons Why” that she understood the “Fight, flight or freeze response” and forgave herself a little bit. She froze. She didn’t fight hard enough, she couldn’t run away. She was emotionally broken at how that night went with this guy she was in love with, this guy who was her best friend, the only person she opened up to. It wasn’t her fault she was raped. But she still feels guilty....she gets flashbacks every now and then. He took something from her that wasn’t his to take. Something that she cherished and saved, for the right guy. It’s gone. And she will never be the same. She was 24. She is me. #MeToo