#and him with ushari is perfect

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I will never get over Njano’s little 😈 grin it’s so adorable

Look at this evil lil gremlin

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Fictional World Role Play: “The Snakes & Eve”

At the Tops Villains Hotel Sir pentious and Orangusnake were enjoying the time of their life in the pool house after that they decided to take a look at the greenhouse while admiring it they went back to the pool house until they notice something further down there were all kinds of trees from around the world the celestial water and special soil combine with solar panels from the sun kept them healthy as they walk through the forest they both came to a waterfall build with the strongest boulders with a pool containing fresh water surrounding it with jungle flowers and trees they can even chill inside the waterfall then they saw on the trees three snakes two were python twins one from 1967 and the other 2003 and the third is a cobra they began to get acquainted and have a conversation Sir Pentious: "So all of this is your suite?" Kaa 1967: "Yess we are all warm-blooded she built this for uss instead of room" Orangusnake: "So what do you think of Stacy?" Ushari: "To us she is very very special" there was an evil aura from the way Ushari said it and they are enjoying this Kaa 2003: "She has done so much for us but there's an interesting fact that you should know" this had pipe their interest and listen Kaa 1967: "Do you know why she has a thing for villain snakes?" Sir Pentious: "Tell us" while 1967 tell Sir Pentious about this 2003 tell Orangusnake about this as well both their eyes went wide and a sinister grin began to form Orangusnake: "I see do continue" as they told them my deepest secret they began to make a plan meanwhile Orangusnake went to the laboratory to see Doktor Frogg about a device Orangusnake: "Hey Doktor Frogg I need your help on a device" Doktor Frogg: "Sure what's the device for?" Orangusnake: "The boys and I were planning something for Stacy and I need something for my body you see I want my body friend not to feel on what is about to happen and I don't want my body friend to feel uncomfortable" he look to see the orangutan face and come up with an idea Doktor Frogg: "I got just the thing come back in 16 minutes and it'll be done" he nodded and left Doktor Frogg to get to work after all the hard efforts it was finally done and Orangusnake came back to look at his latest invention Doktor Frogg: "Behold! the hologram oxygen mask all you have to do is place it on the face it will make him invisible and your body friend won't feel anything you will have total control of the body it comes with music so your body friend will be occupied with that" Orangusnake: "This is perfect! I'm going to enjoy this" then as an added bonus Doktor Frogg handed him the box Orangusnake: "What's this for?" Doktor Frogg: "Oh you'll see" Orangusnake open the box and saw what was in it with an evil grin Doktor Frogg began to laugh maniacally later I came back to the Top Villains Hotel after work when there's a note on the door it said to come to the lust room naked as I read it I took my clothes off except my socks and went to the lust room I open the door and there were rose petals and candles me: "Um hello I'm here" then the door shut behind me on its own causing me to gasp startle then I heard music began to play and the song is "Trust in me 1967 version extended" me: "Oh no" there on the love bed were five snakes looking at me up and down licking their lips Sir Pentious: "Ah Stacy so glad you're here" he darkly chuckle me: "Um what is all this for?" Ushari: "We wanted to role play the snakes & eve and you my dear Stacy are the Eve" then two coils lift me carrying me to the bed and put me down they surrounded me grinning and smiling twistedly Orangusnake: "We know your dirty little secret" I blush fearing at what he's talking about me: "Uh what do you know?" Sir Pentious: "When you was little you touch yourself while watching Kaa hypnotizing his victim and his coils slowly going around the victims body you were so arouse by it" then he began to put two fingers in my private area moving it in and out making me moan Orangusnake: "And What makes it sweeter is that you were so innocent no one ever told you about this because you were just a little girl" he laugh and began fondling my breasts and sucking teasing while pulling my nipples me: "Ahhh mmmmn damn it" then Sir Pentious and Orangusnake were holding my legs spreading them Ushari was at my private area smiling evilly and sniffing it with his tongue I was blushing me: "Hey your not going to..." Ushari: "Oh I am you taste delicious on the inside" he chuckle and began to go inside my private area licking the insides and moving up and down I was sweating while shaking crazily at this sensation me speaking some japanese: "Yaaa Ushari damei oooo kimochīi motto motto ahhh"

then I came and Ushari came out cover in my cum licking his head I was panting and my face went all red then I see Orangusnake and he had a strap on dildo that was giving to him from Doktor Frogg and an exotic lube cream he put it on the dildo and put some on my private area then he lift me facing him and began to thrash me I was moaning and my breasts going up and down the vibration is accelerating I was arouse even more Orangusnake: "So Stacy what do you think of my vibrating dick?" while fucking me I answer me: "Oh yes this feels so good please kiss me my master!" he chuckle and I began to french kissing him and then when we climax a string of saliva was on my mouth panting and staring at Orangusnake entrance and fluster after he pull out the dildo I was on the bed standing on all four and moving seductively side to side me: "Now who wants a nice blow job?" 1967 and 2003 Kaa's pulled out their two cocks and I went to them I put 1967 in my mouth while kisses it and 2003 in-between my breasts their long coils were all over my body and 1967 was licking my private area while 2003 licking my asshole while biting the cheeks I yelp from the bite and moan Kaa 1967: "Oh yeeesssss Stacy your mouth hasn't lost its touch feels soooo good" Kaa 2003: "MMMmmm her ass is dripping of blood from my bite taste delicious" as I'm blow jobbing them the climax was at our peek Kaa 2003: I'm about to cum" Kaa 1967: "Me too drink every drop Stacy" I nodded and then we all came 1967 was cover in my cum and I'm cover in their cum then they switch and take turns putting me in seductive position while blow jobbing them then another climax and I'm panting then I crawl to Ushari and began to kiss him on the lips and began making my way down to his two cocks sucking them and kissing the heads on the dicks Ushari: "Does it taste good Stacy?" I looked at him with my face in lust me: "Yes its delicious" and resuming sucking his two cocks then he climax and my mouth and my face was cover in cum next Sir Pentious all naked pick me up and began kissing me on the lips deepen it and I moan and holding on to him he chuckle watching me as we took a breather and I had a drool of salvia then he position his two cocks one for my private and the other in my ass he smile evilly and ask Sir Pentious: "Are you ready Stacy?" I stare into his eyes like I'm in a trance and answer Me: "Yes my master I hope my body make your heart feel content" he smiles again and began to fuck me and told me to move my body as I did I hold on to him while kissing his neck and a gentle bite on his hood he enjoys this while placing both his hands in a embrace me: "Sir Pentious I'm about to cum I'm cumming I'm cumming!" Sir Pentious: "Yesss Stacy let me filled you up your inside feels so good" then we both came and he lay me on my back panting on the bed after taking a breather 1967 and 2003 Kaa's began to use their coils on my body having me hang in mid air and four cocks began to thrash in my private area and my ass doing all these sex moves in mid air I was moaning and making arousing noises while Sir Pentious, Ushari, and Orangusnake watches this smile sinisterly and stroking their cocks me: "Yes ravage me ravage my body my masters I miss this feeling for so long" then another climax and I scream in ecstasy the sheer lust is overwhelming then they did another switch changing places and began another fucking my body going up and down my breasts bouncing from the fucking and another climax again then they slowly put me down and I was panting on the bed after taking a breather all my five masters were all over me laughing darkly and licking their lips Sir Pentious: "Were not done yet Stacy" I look at all of them panting I try to stand up but my body couldn't move me: "What do you mean aren't you all satisfied?" Orangusnake: "No were hungry for more your body feels so delicious on all of us" Ushari: "Prepare for the orgy of your life Stacy" they all laugh darkly I was panting and shaking they were all over me fucking me I was sweating moaning as all their nine dicks thrashing me ravaging my body

me: "OH FUCK this feels so good don't stop keep raping me till my mind goes numb" they were all laughing darkly kissing me and my body I was drooling in sheer lust and ecstasy then the final climax and we were all moaning once again I was on the bed panting with cum and hickies all over me my body was trembling and sweating from all the sex but they all had one more trick up their sleeves Kaa 1967: "I think its time for a drink wouldn't you all agree?" they all nodded and stare at me with hunger Sir Pentious was holding me up as everyone began to bite each part of my body drinking my blood I moan softly the feeling of their sharp fangs in my body and then I went unconscious from the blood loss after their done drinking my blood Sir Pentious place me down on the bed I was sleeping they were all laying down watching me dozing Orangusnake: "Our lovely Eve forever ours" they all chuckle evilly as they all rest all over me

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i'd like to know your ship ratings for all of the crocs (kiburi, makuu, tamka, nduli, pua, maybe even hodari if you want!) respectively if that's okay :3

I’d love to!

-Makuu:

Makuu seems to be the most shippable, since I’ve seen quite a few oc’s shipped with him. Although the ones I REALLY pay attention to are Makuu x Akina and Makuu x my own oc, Ucheshi.

Makuu x Akina is an easy 11/10 because my god are they perfect for each other. According to LadyAnaconda’s hc, it was quite a love story and I love how clear it is that they love each other despite their disagreements.

In my completely biased opinion, I’mma give Makuu x Ucheshi a 10/10. They weren’t expecting to fall in love, but they did and their Roger x Jessica Rabbit dynamic is not only adorable but really fun to think about. Ucheshi puts Makuu on a pedestal and Makuu brings her up right next to him. His reason? “She makes me laugh”

Going back to that Makuu x Ma Tambo ship…..7/10, although as a brotp it’s a solid 8/10

As for the other Makuu x oc ships…..6/10. They’re cute but I don’t have much else to say

I could have sworn I’ve seen Makuu x Pua somewhere and just….no. 0/10

-Hodari x Kinyonga is a 9.5/10. I took half a point off cuz they never met but their relationship is sooooooo cute 😭

-Pua:

The only ship I’ve seen of Pua other than my own is that someone mentioned Pua x Basi. I’ll give it a 5/10 romantically but a 9/10 as a friendship. They just work better as friends

My Pua/Kongwe headcanon is purely platonic and I’ve mentioned them on my blog somewhere. Giving it a 7/10, though I have thought about them becoming a couple here and there. Won’t ever happen tho lol

Pua x Kuimba however, 20/10 cuz IT’S SO WHOLESOME GODDAMMIT. They love literally everything about each other and they were GOALS I TELL YOU. Pua loved her the minute he saw her and he still doesn’t know what he did to deserve her. Tamka asked him once for dating/courting advice and it was the one question he couldn’t really answer 😭

“Well, how’d you get mom?”

“….That is beyond my knowledge”

-There are so little ships for Kiburi’s float but I’ll try hhhhhh

Kiburi x Zula from “The Northern Crocodile” have a very snarky, but playful relationship from what I remember. There was this scene where she showed him that his float was okay and they began playing together, which I think made Kiburi let everything out and admit how happy he felt. 9/10

Worldgovernmentleader on Deviantart (aka the person who wrote “Darkness of the Ring”) made a croc oc named Maklia and the piece they made of her and Kiburi is adorable. Also 9/10 cuz it’s so pretty

Kiburi x Ushari: 8/10. No explanation needed

Makuu x Kiburi as a canon relationship? 1/10 for obvious reasons. As a crackship? 10/10 lmao

Tamka and Nduli sadly don’t have any ships with them other than mine, but I have seen them shipped with each other. I’ll give it a 5/10 cuz I don’t hate it, but they just work better as BFF’s

I’ve seen Kiburi x Nduli fanart somewhere deep on Deviantart. Interesting, but they once again work better platonically. 4/10

Of course we got my ships for them: Kiburi x Hukumu, Erevu x Tamka, Nduli x Kuamua, all 9/10

*panting* Did….did I get em all?

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TLG characters as Jordybuzz quotes

Kiburi: What you need to do is go kill that bitch, Makuu!

Tamka: What? Why? Makuu’s such a good leader

Kiburi: Yeah, but he wants all the attention!

Tamka: Well that’s okay, I mean I don’t mind-

Kiburi: He didn’t invite you to his birthday party

Tamka: I mean, yeah that sucks, but-

Kiburi: He called you fat

Tamka: :0 THAT BITCH!

Simba: Hello little birdie, I’m the King. You can trust me! You don’t need to be scared (cut to Sumu ready to sting him) It’s not like there’s a murderer around. Wouldn’t that just be crazy?

Janja: Kenge! He’s angry! You called him little!

Bunga: Hey, I say it like it is, okay? It doesn’t make me a bitch

Scar: You need to run! Go and hide! In the woods! Away from here! Go!

Young Simba: *panicking* Oh….I love all this attention…

Scar: RUN!

Young Simba: HOYA! *starts running*

(More of a TLK quote but it was too perfect)

Human AU

Kiara: Hey, what’re you doing?

Zuri: *running inside* DON’T LOOK AT ME I DON’T EVEN HAVE ANY MAKEUP ON

Janja, after another failed mission: Okay so what happened was-

Scar: Shut your face. *chuckle* We have skinks everywhere, my dear

Janja: I didn’t know you had-

Scar: BOI SHUT UP-👹👹👹

Simba: Next time you try killing me, your scaly ass is going to jail. Makuu is so much better than you

Kiburi: Bitch, I-

Simba: YOU HOE

*Janja, Reirei, and Kiburi are fighting*

Ushari: Guys, stop it. Remember what Scar said. Just be peaceful😌 *hears a noise* ŴÆÆÆÆÆÆT?!?!👹

Scar/Zira: First lesson of being a crazy bitch: always give them false hope

Bunga: I’m going to kill you, you nasty crocs!

Makuu: Lion Guard! Lion Guard! They were just having some fun, weren’t you, boys?

Kutegemea/Bulky croc: I ripped out his fur

Maja/light green croc: I tried to drown his ass :D

Janja in Wonderland

Janja: The fuck is this place? I swear to go-

Zira of Hearts: Don’t breathe my air! Don’t look at me! DON’TEVENFUCKINLOOKATME! Guess what?

Janja: What?

Zira: I am the queen!

Janja: I don’t give a fuck

Zira: Fuck you! Everyone gives a fuck about me!

Janja: Shut the fuck up, you crazy loudass

Zira: And that’s the death penalty for you

Makuu: I’m dumping your ass, bitch!

Kiburi: Oh Makuu, where are the fucks? I don’t give any so where are they, I can’t find them-

Tamka: I’m not crazy, Kiburi. Just dramatic

Nduli: You’re a thousand times better than Makuu

Kiburi: I agree. But he is a threat to my popularity, which is why I’ve decided we should get rid of him!

Shupavu: Wow, you can see the Pride Rock fire from here

Ushari: Tell me who you are

Kiburi: ….Better than Makuu

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Me and @sweetheart-weeb-33 came up with the best TLG au ever. Listen to this:

TLG Actor Au where all the animals in the Lion Guard is a Zootopia-esque actor

Imagine all the villains are actually super sweet irl and I do mean ALL of them

Kiburi’s an actual rapper who had a hand (claw) in helping write the villain songs, especially with Janja’s lyrics. Kiburi also wanted to do a solo in “Run this Dump” but his record label wouldn’t let him

-He probably writes his own version

He and Makuu are pretty good friends irl

Oh speaking of which, it’s one of the songs that won an award. Jasiri, Ushari, and Kiburi all collaborated on it and it was legit their greatest masterpiece

-The other songs that won an award were “Sisi ni Sawa” and “A New Way to Go” (both songs Jasiri wrote herself)

-They got the news during the shooting of a scene by someone shouting “WE FREAKING WON”. There was a huge party at Janja’s afterwards. Kiburi has picked up Makuu during the excitement

-Kiburi wasn’t allowed to speak during the ceremony due to the fact that he gloats to the other nominees. Reirei offers to do it instead

They got Kenge as a guest star from another show and he accidentally keeps mixing up the two. “Oops, wrong show” is something he says a lot

This one’s my favorite: Tamka is actually English as opposed to the New Yorker accent he does in the show

“Oh! How dreadful! I have been defeated!”

“Cut! Hey Tamka, can you say that in like a New York mobster kind of voice?”

“Oh, like this? OHHHHH! DE AGONY! YOU HAVE BEATEN ME!”

“Perfect.”

Believe it or not, Sumu’s really shy and introverted off-camera. He gets so awkward when someone recognizes him in public. He gets even more surprised when people are positive about it like “Wait, you LIKED my part? You think I’m a good villain? Really?”

-He’s even apologized profusely about what his character was about to do and if he was being too scary. He swears he would never sting out of malice

Bunga gets along well with his “enemies” offscreen. He and Ushari’s friendship is so wholesome and Mama Binturong freaking loves him. She is THE mom figure ever. You know how Danny DeVito took care of Mara Wilson during the filming of Matilda? That’s Mama with Bunga

Mama’s the mom figure to everyone, honestly. She’s interrupted filming just because Ushari or Janja didn’t have breakfast that morning

Ushari doesn’t need to act much he’s already done with everybody’s shit

He and Shupavu are married irl

Njano got a part due to being the director’s son. Yup, good ol nepotism. He sometimes needs help with his lines

Bunga’s the best with improv. 98% of his stunts are improvised

Makucha has a friendlier, higher pitched voice irl. Sometimes doing his gravelly voice hurts his throat

Ora plays his part so well, everybody’s genuinely scared of him

The cloud and fire used for Mufasa and Scar are done with special effects and puppets

The bloopers are golden. There’s a lot of cursing done backstage for a preschool show lmaoooo