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He’s existed for an eternity. He will exist for longer than that. Danny Fenton’s ruled the Zone longer than he’s been fully alive, by a long shot. Still half alive.
Immortal. He can’t die- not when he’s already half dead- and his age stays and stays stagnated. Un-aging. True immortality, unlike the claims of those newborn gods who borrow power from a deeper force than even they could comprehend.
A god dies when there are none left to venerate them. Danny dies when death ceases to be reality, which in itself is death…
It’s easy, once his mortal life had faded far away. He slips into roles- protection, of course, never forgotten- and traipses around to live in universes even as he kills them by simply existing. One day, a little fairy catches his eyes. It fluttered about meaninglessly, gathering dew drops and sap. It taught him two lessons.
“Why do you work yourself so?” Death had asked the little fairy.
The little fairy, only seeing the facade of a placid young boy that Death had donned to imitate the days where he was fully alive, had answered fearlessly. “I enjoy the work! My court needs those supplies, and I’m happy being able to help while doing something I love.”
“Oh.” Danny remembered being like that once. It was why his essence thrummed with Protection, even in Death. He had forgotten, even as a halfa, how to be alive. He knew how to be living, but he’d forgotten how to be alive.
Still, the boy had another question.
“Are you not afraid of me?” He’d met people like these before, on the rare occasions he personally guided souls, and they were unflinching in his presence.
“No, you are just a child. Say… won’t you tell me your name?”
“Danny,” Death answered truthfully. Death doesn’t like to lie. “Danny Fenton.”
“Danny-” the little fae freezes, malicious grin falling from its face as it trembled like the blades of grass it stole dew from. “No- no, no! Why- why can’t I take your name?!”
“I am also known as Death,” Danny admitted, watching as the fairy’s magic imploded on itself. One could not own death. He learns a lesson that day too. If he disguises himself, if death is disguised as harmlessness, as just ‘one more’, as an object of greed, those living would happily run towards Death himself.
As the little buzzing fae backed away, the flowers on its extremities withered. Danny caught its wrist before it could dart away.
“Tell the ruler of your court to come,” Danny said gently, ectoplasm easing away from the trembling little thing.
“Yes, yes, please, I will.” Danny released the fluttering thing and bid it leave.
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"That's how you met Oberon?"
Danny laughed, plucking the little Robin from a jump and shadowing to the ledge two buildings ahead.
"Not so, little sparrow. That was how I met Tatiana."
"The queen?!"
"The queen. Remember this, if nothing else, when you play with Royalty, there is very little they wouldn't stoop to in order to ensure their wants."
"Okay. Does that include you too?"
See? Danny knew the little sparrow was smart, somewhere beneath that fanboy-driven dumbassery.
"Yes."
"Soooo... what do you want, Danny?"
"To know what it is to live again. Death tends to be cold, you see."
"...Can I help?"
A flash of fangs, a slow, meaningful smile. "You are already helping, little sparrow. Even your Bats are helping. I have not felt joy in centuries."
"Oh."
Robin's comms buzzed. "Ask him about how he met Oberon, Timsy!" Jason's voice came through loud and clear to Danny.
"Oberon?" Danny cut in, enjoying the vibrant activity his chosen nightlife observed. "Oh, I beat him at poker. Actually, I own a quarter of his palace."
#dcxdp#danny phantom#fae adjacent! Danny#dc universe#world building#danny fenton#Tim drake#Jason todd
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WARNINGS: stlll angry reader because i am a petty and grudgy (is that a word? I am not sure) queen, death, funny internal monolgue (i am getting good at them) um not exactly smut but suggestive content ... oh and my terrible writing because it has been a while... also how cool is this collage like 🤯
part 1, part 2

The hotel they had been stayed was a little bit dusty and not overcrowded but his family hoarded him like crazy. They were talking his ear of nonstop demanding answers he didn't have once again. His shoulders felt too heavy and he just wanted to sleep. His lovely wife was avoiding him and when she wasn't avoiding him, she glared at him. His heart ached at her presence. How had he screwed up this one lovely thing fate threw in his way?
His family was a calming presence sure. But he didn't crave them the way he needed her, his chosen family. Don't get him wrong he loved his annoying siblings to bits, those little shots were everything he had. But he didn't seek them out the way he did her. He was infuriated with her from day one. He was a trained assassin, a ruthless killer, yet one simple smile from her, as lightly mean teasing comment turned him soft, weak to his knees, ready to do her every bidding. It wasn't healthy ... right?
He was glad she was getting along with his family and overjoyed when she fought by their side in the Sparrow Academy proving to be a valuable asset. He told her as such which resulted in more yelling from her and a fond smirk on his face formed on his lips as he heard his brothers snickering behind his back.
"Asset? You have the nerve to call me an asset?" Her voice could be heard from miles away but his heart flattered at her sight. Her cheeks were read from the fight and a new cut was adorning her right cheekbone and Five couldn't bring himself to care for the scene they were making because she was finally here, next to him, alive and partially unhurt. He would take her anger over her absence. His mind was calmer and he was more rational, less reckless. All he wanted was to grab her angry face and kiss the anger out of her. Was it toxic? Perhaps. Did he need her desperately? Definitely.
The days have gone by with the blink of an eye and as their impending doom approached them he could she her resolve crumbling, she became less harsh with him, tangling their fingers in show of silent support and Five at that moment felt invincible, there was nothing he couldn't do. If he was going to die he was going to die in her arms, he was going to feel her lips against his one last time and he was going to feel her around him again.
The opportunity arised in Luther's crazy wedding. He could understand the sentiment. He had done the same but he thought his marriage was more beautiful than his. His dark green eyes were constantly scanning the room as he consumed one drink after the other. He was going to be hammered beyond recognition and his wife seemed to have the same idea as she mixed drinks and swayed on her feet. She had never looked more beautiful. She had put on a bit weight, yet not enough and all he wanted was to staff her face with her favorite foods to make sure she would stay healthy.
Somehow they had ended up on the dance floor, stumbling over each other's feet as they giggled lightly underneath their breaths. They were watching them closely from the balcony of the room, yet he was so far gone in her that his brain was stuck in that thought as it repeated her name in an endless circle. His fingers ghosted patters in her lower back and he could feel the goosebumps rising at her exposed back. She had been wearing a beautiful dress, the one that resembled THE dress, the one she wore when their relationship started.
Their last night on Earth.
They were going to spend it together.
With a bottle of the strongest whiskey in hand and pulling her by the waist they ended up in an abandoned room as they stumbled and fell on each other. They flopped down on the bed, bouncing on the mattress and the springs groaned from the sudden weight. His jacket had been discarded in a matter of minutes as he pounced on her like an animal would to its prey and kissed her hungrily.
In a matter of minutes their clothes were resting on the carpeted floor and he was inside her moving at a lazy pace, gathering the other in their arms as soft chuckles and moans filled the air between them. For a moment they were back to their weeding night, were they had drunk once again more than it was humanly possible and they recited their vows while they made love. Five had always craved the softeness, the intimacy of this act were you could still be coherent to treasure and worship your other half with receiving and giving pleasure.
"I take you as mine, knowing and loving all of your strengths and faults, just as I offer myself to you as yours with all of my strengths and faults. I will be there for you in your times of need, just as I know I can turn to you when I need a guiding hand."
Tears were slipping past his eyes as he repeated his oath over and over. He had to make her remember just how much he loved her, because if they were going to die, she had to know that she was loved and treasured, and that he would do anything to make thing right once again.
The angry red sky was what greeted them and found them in each other's arms with pounding headaches and disturbed groans. His face was buried in her neck, drawing in her familiar scent, waiting for her wrath to unveil and kick him out. He had stepped over the line last night, they had both been drunk and not clear headed as things went too far. Yet her fingertips drew shaped in his spine and a chill raced in his bones.
"I'm sorry." Her voice was so soft it could have been lost in the mayhem that surrounded them. Five unfurled himself from around her and leaned in his arms staying on top of her, keeping his weight off of her.
"No. Don't do that. I am the one who should be apologizing."
"No... I- look I do not want us to die and still be angry with each other."
"I could never stay angry with you... not for too long at least." He let her startled laugh wash over him and he softly smiled at her as she nuzzled her face on his chest and hugged him close.
"You don't hate me?" She whispered in a defeated voice.
"I could never hate you my love"
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do you tell the moon about me?



pairing: dan heng x reader
genre: slight fluff, pining
summary: the world is rose gold with the promise of love, but do i dare break this fragile balance?
word count: 584
a/n: fun fact, this actually happened in text convo w my crush, except they were literally like uhhh which [their name] are you talking abt ? (they thought i knew multiple people w the same name) it was so awkwardly funny LMAO (for context they're INTP if that explains anything)
the soft pastel interior of march 7th’s room was tinted with a rosy dream-like haze.
playing truth or dare with alcohol on valentine’s day was probably the bold choice of march 7th, or the collaborative and chaotic idea of her and the trailblazer. your cheeks were warm, with blush or the fact that you were seated almost knee to knee with your clueless crush, you’ll never know.
you listened to every word that fell out of dan heng’s mouth, every truthful word and cheeky dare with rapt attention. without even trying, he commanded your attention, your thoughts dying before they leave your mouth whenever you feel his eyes on you.
the room fades away every time you hear his voice address you. it’s as though a spotlight is trained on dan heng’s figure. your eyes are drawn to him like magnets, eyes shining brighter than the galaxy that silently regards your quiet party from march 7th’s window.
your fingertips dance nervously on your knees, just close enough to feel dan heng’s assuring warmth. every accidental touch sends sparks flying up your arms, straight to your heart.
tongue stumbling over your words, your heart is a fragile sparrow, soaring in the winds of hope, riding the current of unspoken confessions, buried deep in the organ nestled behind your ribs. it hides secrets you’d keep locked away till the day you die.
after many failed and forfeited challenges, everyone was a different progress of tipsy. for you, the edges of the room blur. everything’s a little brighter, slightly more hopeful. drunken confidence courses through your veins like golden, fizzing hope.
“so,” march 7th’s mouth is twisted into a cheshire’s sly grin, eyes narrowed in amusement as she watches the way your eyes memorise dan heng’s every move, tracing his smile with your gaze. the sparkle of hope and something deeper, glistening in your eyes. “dearest [name], truth or dare?” “truth.” the words are out of your mouth before you know it. curse your quick mouth.
“describe dan heng in two words.” march 7th presses on. the trailblazer watches with the word “✨drama ✨” dancing with glee on their face. “pretty. breath-taking.” the words have stumbled their way out of your mouth before your brain can hold them back.
thankfully, your brain managed to catch up to your mistake, the quiet confession dancing at the edge of your mouth bitten back, along with your tongue.
it was small, a careless slip, but something shifted in dan heng’s features.
disbelief, surprise and…hope.
“me?” his voice is soft, barely above a whisper, as though he can’t believe his ears.
your laughter is nervous, hanging in the air for a fraction too long.
“of course, how many other dan hengs do i know?” you jest, face on fire with the realisation of the implications of your drunken words. your brain is desperate to do damage control, to rewind the past few mortifying moments, to snatch those words back. but what has been said and done cannot be revoked.
you desperately bite down on the words threatening to spill from your tongue. dan heng needs not know how you secretly make wishes to the night sky, how every falling comet bears the secret hope that you could be his.
he lost the small window of opportunity, to tell you how he has late night conversations with the celestial bodies, crowding outside the archive windows, how the stars whisper secrets in his ear and how he tells them about you in exchange.
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Touchstarved HC's + mini-scenarios: The LI's as dads/parents, gn!MC
Content warnings: in certain parts it will mention MC being pregnant but I will tag that as “pregnant!MC” but other than that you can imagine the children are adopted :>, a bit of suggestive content(especially around Kuras’s), mention of vomit in Vere’s part, mention of manipulation in Leander’s part, overwhelming wholesomeness
Word count: 7.8k
Author’s note: I ended up loving this way more than I thought I did and I kinda want to turn this into a little mini-series so if you have any asks related to them as dads please feel free to send them! ^-^
AIS
In full honesty I can see this man having a big family, he won’t admit it, but he would love having a lot of kids
Like I’m talking 6 kids, MINIMUM
For Pregnant!MC: But even after that when you were 8 months pregnant with the 6th one he was asking when could you both “get to work” again and you lowkey had to threaten to cut his balls off(starting to think he might have a breeding kink)
But now to the babies themselves
I lean more towards girl dad!Ais heavily but I also feel like he would be an amazing dad to some little boys, so with that said, I would say he has
Twin boys as the eldest(most likely ages 8-9)
A girl(6)
Another girl(4)
And one more girl(3)
One more boy(8 months)
Yea I know, a lot of babies
He definitely used the excuse that the temple is big enough for all you when you asked how are you gonna take care of all of them
He wouldn’t tell you but he would thoroughly enjoy the times when he returns home and hears the sound of giggling and small feet running around
With his little boys he is very playful and sometimes you have to tell him to chill on the roughhousing(the boys never mind it honestly)
Like if he’s not with you, out somewhere, with the girls, or whatever else he’s with them wrestling as if his life depended on it
Meanwhile the youngest boy is just sitting there, giggling and clapping watching his dad and brothers fight
Lowkey can barley cook for shit but dw, he’s more than happy to spend god knows how much money(or steal if we’re being honest) on food from restaurants in Eridia
O m g he literally spoils his little girls to death(he spoils the boys too dw)
Yes he has limits on what he can do or buy, yes he is fully aware that he can say no, but can you resist those adorable little puppy eyes?
Everytime you send him out and they go with him, he returns with what you wanted, but at least 5 other bags with him(spoiler alert they all belonged to the girls)
Whenever you confront him for it he just looks at you and sends his most innocent smile “I know I could’ve said no sparrow, but look at those faces? How can I resist that?”
Vere sometimes visits (Visits as in randomly walks in whenever he pleases) and plays with the kiddos, often giving you and Ais enough time to leave and spend some “alone time” together in Lowtown. He pretends he’s annoyed by them but you and Ais both know he’ll die for those kids.
Honestly if anything you both expected them to be afraid of Vere but given that you have Princess as the family pet and live in the wastelands they have better things to be scared of
I’m sorry but his smoking habits do not go away even when he has kids T^T
He simply just learns to hide it better
Aka he only does it when he’s away from them or their asleep and in the case where they catch him he throws it not giving a fuck where it could’ve landed
Would most def give his kids names of japanese origin I’m sorry you cannot argue with me on this
Moving on to the serious bits
He has one huge rule that all the kiddos have to follow no matter what
“Under absolutely no circumstance do you go near the sea spring.”
Ais specifically made it a priority to have your “house” parts of the temple far from it so they would never need a reason to go there
But unfortunately these are small children we’re talking about so of course their curiosity gets the best of them
The oldest twin was wandering around one day and stumbled upon it, voice began echoing in his head, luring him closer to the deadly waters. And just as he leaned down and was about to drink the mysterious liquid, a roaring voice yelling his name ripped him away from the waters
Ais had never experienced pure terror so intense as he had then, and he never wants to feel that again(Ocedus lowkey took over for a moment when he was scolding the kiddo but he would never know that)
But moving on from the angst
One of the best dads, genuinely
He raises his boys to be strong but also knows it’s okay to have bad moments, and no one will judge you for them. But he also raises his young girls to be the same way, but he’s just a “tad” bit more protective of them.
This demon loves his big family so much and wouldn’t trade them for anything
You and Ais were both laying down in your shared bed, you cuddled up against his chest while his arm was wrapped around you. You both were enjoying some time of relaxation in the early morning before any of the kids woke up, because unfortunately you knew once one was awake, the rest will all come piling out of their shared room in due time.
After a few minutes, Ais’s face pulls into a soft smirk, sighing sarcastically before looking down at you.
“Here comes trouble.”
Whelp, shit
That’s when all of the sudden, the sound of rapid footsteps came racing, and then you and Ais were being crushed by both of your sons.
“Papa! [preferred parents name]! Get uuuppp!” The eldest yelled at the two of you.
“Alright alright you little gremlins we’re coming.” Ais says while laughing before pulling both of his sons into a headlock.
But just as you were sitting up and getting ready to stand, that’s when two of your daughters came racing, screaming for you and Ais also jumping onto the futon. You catch the both of them and let out a surprised noise, holding them close to your chest.
But finally, your oldest daughter walks in, carrying your youngest son in her arms while giggling. Ais notices the baby with her and raises his eyebrow.
“Sweetheart, what did we say about sneaking in here and taking your little brother?”
She lets out another giggle, holding her brother closer while walking to you and Ais. “But he wanted to play with us! I know he did!”
Ais then releases the two boys from his arms, quickly reaching over to grab your daughter and son and pull them onto his lap, before proceeding to tickle her.
You put down your other kids before leaning over to grab your son and coo at him as he reaches his small hands towards you.
Ais eventually stops tickling the young girl and lays down again with her in his arms, signaling over to you to lay down with them. Before you know it, you, Ais, and all of the kiddos are cuddling together while wrapped around blankets, guess whatever playing they were doing before coming here wore them out surprisingly fast.
As the kids all fell asleep once again, you and Ais remained awake for some more time. Peering up at him, you send him a small smile, basking in the comfort and warmth of the room. He looks right back at you with an expression that only can be described as loving, he leans down, pressing a soft kiss against your lips, quiet whispers of “I love you” echoing through your ears.
He truly couldn’t ask for a better way to wake up.
LEANDER
Although I can definitely see him as a family man, I feel like Leander would like to have some space between when he has kids instead of rushing to have one after the other
Getting A LOT of girl dad vibes from this man, he would love to have a little princess and you can’t tell me otherwise
I can see him with one shy little one who’s always hiding behind her dad’s leg when he’s talking to people
He’s extremely extroverted and she’s the definition of an introvert so everyone’s wondering where she got it from(most likely you)
For pregnant!MC, he treated you like a god throughout the entirety of those 9 months. Even tho he was a bit disgusted by some of your cravings, he wanted to keep you happy
“Sure sweetheart of course I can get you cookies with a side of pickle juice ^-^”
He loves that little girl to death omg
As in whatever she wants, she gets
If she wants to have a tea party with him featuring some of the bloodhounds, guess what? Grab him a tiara and a tea cup that can barely fit in his hand
Unfortunately one of the issues that came with her was now he couldn’t spend as much time at the Wet Wick as he would’ve pleased, sure most of it was still gonna be spent there but how would he explain why he had a 6 year old with him at a bar?
So that led to him eventually finding a home as close as possible to the damn place so at least he wouldn’t have to walk far(He asked the owner at first if he can actually have the spare room upstairs for all three of you and she almost banned him all together)
Loves taking her out on adventures in Lowtown and even has a little handmade bloodhound cloak made for her
I’m sorry for anyone who will find this cringe but he would unironically call her “babygirl”
I just get those kinda vibes
Literally takes at least an hour once a day to teach her a little bit about magic because she wanted to be able to conjure her own flowers
Most of her wardrobe is filled with the nicest dresses and outfits money can buy(50% of the money is what he gets from jobs and the other 50% is whatever is left over from his allowance of when he was still living with family)
Aside from her shyness, she is literally a mini him
You lost count of how many random small animals she’s brought home and begged to keep
“Honey I understand that it was hurt after falling off some boxes, but that is a soulless.”
On occasion you’ve caught her using the little bit of magic Leander taught her to make her stuffed animals walk around, but you thought the sight was so adorable you didn’t say anything about it
He has been singing her lullaby’s since she was a baby and it’s to a point where she can recall every lyric in a heartbeat
It makes him cry but he denies it everytime
Seems like the kinda guy that would name her something like “Skylar”, “Rosemary”, “Magnolia”, or “Tallulah”
Definitely something that sounds beautiful or adventurous
A little more angsty headcanons
Giving that the biggest analysis we have of his character is that his whole kindness act is a facade and that a monster hides beneath that
As she continues growing, Leander becomes increasingly more protective
Sure she has other friends and most likely people she can spend time with, but how would Leander be able to keep an eye on her if he isn’t around?
Spoiler alert, he has bloodhounds follow her around and report everything back to him
She’s out at the market with some besties getting food? Cool, he’ll pretend he didn’t already know that when she comes back home to tell him all about it
However, unfortunately, one of those bloodhounds couldn’t be careful enough and she found out
Cue an hour long argument where she’s telling him she can protect herself and doesn’t need him stalking her
Cue him saying it’s to keep her safe and that she should be lucky he isn’t keeping her in the house 24/7(whoopsie the bad side slipped out a bit)
Eventually you have to step in and tell the both of them to relax and talk when they're both calm :(
Back to the wholesomeness though
He genuinely cherishes her and always makes sure that she has whatever her heart desires
But he also teaches her to protect those who can’t protect themselves
But even after she grows into a strong fighter, at the end of the day she’ll always be his little girl
Leander was sitting at his desk, quietly filling out some paperwork after a long week of back to back jobs for the bloodhounds. He was exhausted, but there was work to be done.
But as he was busy writing out some reports, the door to the small study opened, and in walked none other than his daughter, who was holding one of her many stuffed animals close to her chest.
“...Daddy?” She called out to him in a hushed tone.
Leander quickly looked up from the paper, eyes drifting over to the small girl who was standing in the doorway. He sat the pen he was holding down and set the huge stack to the side. That all can wait, what was more important was making sure she was okay.
“Hey there baby girl, everything okay?” He stood up and walked over to her, crouching down so he was on her level.
She looked down at the floor shyly, trying to muster up the courage to continue talking. She hugged her teddy bear closer to her, hiding her face within its fur. “I can’t sleep..Can I stay with you?”
Leander’s face automatically lit up, and he shot her a wide grin. “Of course you can! Come on.”
After saying that, Leander leans over to pick the little girl up, sliding his arm underneath her body so she can hang off of his side. He then walks back over to the desk, sitting down and adjusting her so she is now resting on his lap.
“Comfortable?”
She nodded slowly, snuggling closer into his arms so her head was now resting on his chest.
Leander smiles down at her, wrapping his right arm tightly around her body so she is secure. But as Leander was about to return to his work, she spoke up yet again.
“Daddy? Can you sing that song from last night?”
Leander glanced down at her again before letting out a light chuckle, “If that’s what my princess wants.”
Leander clears his throat and sits back in the chair, the little girl grinning in happiness as she hears the sound of her father’s voice beginning to echo throughout the room.
Some time later you're wandering around the house, searching for your daughter. You wanted to check on her after putting her to bed some time ago, you were honestly beginning to feel worried as you hadn’t even heard her leave the bedroom. But then you remembered there was one place you hadn’t checked, Leander’s study.
Taking light steps down the hall, you're eventually able to slowly open the door, and the sight you're greeted with almost brings you to tears.
Leander is resting back against the chair, his arms securely wrapped around your little girl as if he’s trying to protect her from whatever might appear through the door, and head shifted to the side, facing her. Your daughter is laying across his lap with her head against his chest using it as a makeshift pillow, with her holding her teddy bear closely to her body.
You smile warmly, using your hand to cover your mouth as you walk over to the two of them. Once you reach the chair, you lean down just enough to press a soft kiss on Leander’s head, using your right hand to caress his cheek and swipe some hair out of his face. You then do the same thing to your daughter, placing a kiss on the top of her head and readjusting her a bit so she won’t potentially slip out of his arms, although judging by how tight he’s holding on, you doubt it.
After kissing them goodnight, you slowly walk towards the door again, not wanting to wake either of them. Before closing the door, you whisper a small “goodnight my loves”, and leave the two of them alone for the night.
KURAS
The question we should be asking is can this man even have children?
He’s quite literally a biblical angel who has been alive for centuries. Are we sure he’s even fertile?????
We shall find out
I feel like Kuras was very conflicted on the idea of children for a while, he’s a doctor who is constantly on the job and probably doesn’t have time for most personal pleasures
But after a time where a panicked mother brought her son to the clinic because he was hurt while playing with some friends, he was considering some things
Seeing her worry so much for him, care so much about his safety that she ran god knows how many blocks to get here? It interested him
Pregnant!MC, it honestly shocked you a few weeks later when Kuras confirmed you were in fact carrying his child. Mostly due to the fact that Kuras isn’t even remotely human
But alas, here you are
I can see Kuras as both a girl dad and a boy dad
But I can see him with a little boy that is literally a carbon copy of him
Pregnant!MC, you were very disappointed when you spent 9 months cooking him in your stomach just for him to pop out with only some of your features
But if we’re talking adoption then the young boy just straight up snatches his entire personality and his intelligence
Imagine going to the doctor’s clinic for a check up and you here him ask for some bandages but your confused since no one else is there
Just for a few seconds later a boy who looks no older than at least 10 comes into the room and hands him the bandages and leaves as if that exchange was completely normal
I get the kind of vibes that he would name him something fancy sounding. Like “Emil” or “Alaster”
Something that definitely rolls off the tongue nice
But given that your son got his intelligence, that also means he got his sass
You thought the reason your little boy was struggling to make friends his age was because his maturity level was a little too high for them, but turns out it was because he kept pulling pranks and roasting the absolute fuck out of them
So that led to you and Kuras having to sit him down and explain to make friends he had to be nice not give them a bottle of basically the equivalent of a fart bomb while lying and saying it was a “good smelling flower”
Of course he listened and was able to make some friends, but unfortunately, the pranks did not go away. He just only started doing them after he knew them for a while
He definitely fake gags whenever he sees you and Kuras being affectionate with each other
“Ewwww your basically swapping saliva”
The way he and Kuras get along is bonding over science
Sitting around the clinic for hours going through different books and papers
There have been occasions where you’ve came back and saw him passed out in Kuras’s arms because Kuras was reading a book about astronomy to him
It was so wholesome you almost cried
A bit of angst
Now we all know Kuras’s worst flaw is his lack of empathy
It’s not that he doesn’t care at all, it’s just he struggles to understand other people’s emotions
So this caused some conflict between him and his son :(
It’s been theorized that whatever Kuras’s “true form” is, is something extremely similar to a biblical angel
And with that we can guess if you had your son through biological means, that form passed to him as well (we love genetics)
There was a day where Kuras witnessed a crowd of people, adults and children all running away from a specific area. At first, he wondered if someone could’ve gotten injured, so that’s why he went straight in the opposite direction that everyone else was going. Unfortunately, someone was in fact injured, even more unfortunate, the cause of that said injury was his son. Someone had been bullying one of his friends and in a moment of anger from wanting to protect him he accidentally transformed. A day that Kuras wanted to be far from now
(If your son is adopted then you can pretend that he just got mad and beat up the other kid and felt bad about the fact that he lost his cool)
So that led to Kuras having to carry the injured boy while you carried your son that was currently bawling in your arms after he realized what happened
After treating the young lad and waiting for his parents to come and find him. Kuras brought his son to his room to talk (that he somehow had personally made. Where did he get the money from? Does he even know how to build a room???)
At first the talk did not go well. Kuras had to sit there and explain to him how his abilities work, where he got them from, and attempt to do an even better job in comforting him over the situation. And your son, still being emotional (which is understandable he just horribly injured a person without knowing), felt like Kuras didn’t care enough.
So as a result, he refused to speak to him for days. Like daayyyyssss
It wasn’t until Kuras convinced you to make his favorite dish (because remember he can’t cook for shit), and have it for dinner so then he’ll have to speak to him. Which eventually led to them making up and your son being all smiles again :>
But moving on from the sadness
Kuras wants to make sure his boy grows up being the best person he can be. Giving him all the resources he needs (practically home schooled him), teaching him all the life lessons he needs, and making sure he always cared for others
Can’t have him making the same mistakes as he did
Even though he might not show it a lot, he loves that kid more than anything, and he wouldn’t trade your little family for the world ^-^
After putting your son to bed, you and Kuras finally had some sort of alone time. With you still trying to find a way into the Senobium to find some information linked to your curse, and Kuras having patients day in and day out, you guys barely had any time with each other. So thankfully, after tonight's dinner, and some more playing, your son was out like a light much earlier than you expected.
Kuras was currently resting on top of you, his hands on each side of your head as he places gentle kisses onto your face and neck, reveling in the sound of your giggles as your own pair of hands drag through his hair.
“Getting restless are we darling?” He says teasingly.
You laugh at him again, messing up his hair and bringing him close to share a deep kiss. You feel the sensation of his tongue grazing your bottom lip. You then flip the both of you over so you're the one on top and start dragging your hand down down his chest, getting more closer to the top of his pants.
But suddenly, a quiet voice interrupted the heating atmosphere.
“.....Father? [preferred parent name]?”
At the speed of the gods themselves, you quickly jumped off of Kuras, sitting on the side of the bed, and facing your son. Kuras sat up as well, grabbing a robe so he could cover himself a bit. After that he turned towards the door again, wondering why his son was up so suddenly.
“Why are you awake little one? Is something troubling you?” He said with a concerned tone.
Your son fiddles with the ends of his pajamas for a moment, obviously a little nervous about answering the question.
“I had a bad dream, and now I can’t sleep. Can you read me a story…please?”
Kuras looks surprised for a moment, before he lets out a snicker and scoots over a bit before patting the area, signaling his son to come sit. The young boy makes his way over to the bed, climbing up onto it and sitting down in between the two of you, watching as Kuras leans over to a small table and picks up a book.
He opens it to the first page, leaning closer so your son can also see the words, and then he begins reading.
After a while, Kuras manages to get through a good amount of the book, his smooth, silk voice providing good narration for your son, luring him into another deep sleep as he rests against his chest.
Kuras himself is pulled into his own little daze, his eyes stretching across the paper as he reads every word out loud. But a small bump against his shoulder brings him back to reality. Looking over he notices you have also fallen asleep, lying down against his shoulder and softly snoring. He smiles softly before grabbing a bookmark and placing it on the book before closing it and putting it back on the table.
He then scoots even closer, leaning his own head against yours, and wrapping his arms around the both of you in a soft embrace.
His own way of promising protection, reassuring that no harm may come to either of you as long as he’s around.
VERE
How you even managed to date this man much less have children with him is a mystery within itself
For the longest period, you always believed that Vere wanted nothing to do with kids
And honestly, he himself understood why you thought that\
He’s been alive for centuries, and for most of those centuries him and small children were never a good mix
It was always either they were scared of him, or he found their never-ending hyperactivity annoying
But one day, while Vere was walking behind you (more like stalking you but you’ll never find out). He noticed that you stopped to help a little girl who was looking for her mom along the busy streets. She was crying but you managed to calm her down by buying her something sweet, and then after that you walked around, looking for her mother. You did eventually find her, and the woman thanked you profusely for finding her daughter, and you replied back saying it was no problem.
But that sight alone warmed something in Vere. Rarely ever in his years of living had he seen something so soft, so gentle and loving.
So eventually when you returned back to your home at the wet wick, Vere was already sitting on your bed waiting for you. And before you could ask, he was immediately in your face asking a question you never expected to hear from him
“How do you feel about having children, my pet?”
“......huh?”
Pregnant!MC - Cue to a few weeks later when both you and Kuras are staring at each other in complete shock when he tells you that yes, you are in fact pregnant
And Vere is just standing outside with the most smug look on his face
But annnywwaayyyy
Cut to current times and now you and Vere are holding twin baby girls
I’m sorry just like the others he gives off girl dad vibes
Even if you decided to adopt rather than go through the pregnancy, somehow Vere managed to find two fox babies, so either way, he had his fox children (Don’t ask where he found them, you don’t want to know)
Is…surprisingly an okay dad?
He’s not perfect, then again he’s not horrible, it’s a weird situation
His pet names for them could use some work but hey, it looks cute from a distance
Because “my precious little monsters”, “my little terrors”, and “my little nightmares” would not look good to others. But to Vere it's somehow perfect???
He spoils those babies to hell and back, like literally everything they own is of the top most quality
“Of course I can’t have my children caught dead in anything less. They need to look just as good as I do.”
Sometimes people avoid walking down the same street as them because they get embarrassed by the fact that literally infants have better stuff than them
Now the question is, where did you even put all of these things?
Upon getting the babies, Vere had you (ahem forced) moved out of the room in the wet wick because “I would be damned if I let that egotistical man-child be near my girls for longer than he needs to be.”
And hence, you and the babies were moved into a little town house Vere had found that had been abandoned for a while, and he refurbished it himself. And it turns out it had been close to his favorite restaurant which was nice.
But as he spoils them as much as possible, the personal care can use some work.
Feeding them? No problem. burping them? No problem (however he does hold them in a weird position so they can’t possibly vomit and get it all over his clothes, it gets the job done but still T-T). Putting them to sleep? Can take a bit because he does get a little impatient, but it works out eventually. Playing with them? An absolute pro. Changing them? Yea that’s unfortunately your job MC, he does have a sensitive nose.
Ais sometimes visits and plays with the little princesses while you and Vere go off and hang out together (and also get some “alone” time)
He definitely gives them very fancy sounding names that also definitely match.
“Luna & Lilah”, “Olivia & Sophia”, “Penelope & Poppy”, the list goes on
On top of spoiling them, he also does the thing where he pretends to understand exactly what they're saying even if it’s just babbling, but except it's in the worst way possible.
“Ababbababbasdindasnd”
“Hmmm…yes my dear I completely agree, those pants do absolutely hideous on him”
“Vere omg stop he’s looking at us-”
Unfortunately, some angst
Given Vere’s situation, there do come some complicated situations. In which it leads to Vere being 2x as protective over all of you
The Senobium never expected him to love someone, even less have children with them
So Vere really has no choice but to hide things from both parties here. With the kids, having to excuse his random disappearances as just adventures, and having to tell those damn clerics that he has no one.
Those long hours that he has to spent locked up in some dungeon only makes him feel even guiltier because he knows his excuses aren't going to last forever
But of course, his double life didn’t last forever
A day where he was finally able to return home after hours of killing people for the Senobium, instead of being greeted with you probably sitting in your shared bed while watching your two girls babble and giggle away. Instead he finds you on the ground, crying, and clutching your stomach as if you were injured. And the babies nowhere to be found
Vere rushes over, immediately disregarding any jokes he had in his head to ask you what happened.
You explain to him that some clerics had somehow found out where you lived and charged into the house, demanding to give them very personal information. When you refused to answer they attacked you and took the girls with them.
You apologized to Vere over and over again, blaming yourself for not being able to protect them better. But Vere told you it’s not your fault, it’s the fault of the ones who thought it would be smart to fuck with what’s his.
Vere of course marched up right to the place where they were keeping his kids, even before he could enter he heard the sounds of their cries, only angering him further
Now he knew he couldn’t kill the clerics, that was one of the damn enchantments they had put on the collar he’s wearing, but they never said he couldn’t injure them
When he got there, they did antagonize him. Getting on him for keeping something sooo important from them, condescendingly asking what would the Abess think if she found out he was hiding such a secret.
But what really pissed him off was when they had the balls to insinuate that maybe they should enslave his babies too, since he was so keen on being a family man
Yea let’s just say they were all in comas by the time he was finished. He’ll deal with the Abess later, his daughters were his biggest priority right now.
He had never felt that much fear in his life as he did at that moment. He immediately grabbed the two of them and held them as close as possible for a long time, checking for any injuries. A part of him was furious at himself for not getting there sooner to do something, but he knew what was important right now was calming them down
He’ll never let something like that happen again
But moving on from the angst
Although Vere can be a bit difficult when it comes to actually caring for his kids, he still loves them nonetheless, in his own Vere way
And even though he raises them to be the best of the best, and take shit from no one, resulting in them inheriting his sassiness. They do become very sweet young ladies, which is good for you :>
Both you and Vere were sleeping in your shared room. His arms and tail wrapped around you in a tight embrace. But the quietness was broken by the sound of your youngest crying from the other room, probably feeling lonely and wanting one of you there with her. You and Vere slowly sit up from your places on the bed, filled with exhaustion and grumbling from being woken up.
But before you can get up to go comfort the little one, Vere pushes you back down so your head is resting against the pillow again. “I’ll take care of her, go back to sleep.”
You raise an eyebrow at him. “Are you sure? I know you get extra grumpy when something wakes you out of your beauty sleep.”
Vere rolls his eyes at your remark, getting up to grab one of his designer robes and throw it on before walking to the bedroom door. “You better not be awake by the time I get back.”
You playfully throw back a “yes sir” before laying back down and closing your eyes, causing him to snicker before leaving and making his way towards the nursery.
Walking in, he makes quick but quiet steps towards the crib where his baby girl was, taking note to not accidentally wake up his other daughter. (thank the gods she was a deep sleeper)
Her ears were currently pulled back against her head and her tail was pointing straight down as her tears continued rolling down her face.
Once reaching the crib, Vere picked her up and held her against his chest. “Oh my little monster, what’s bothering you hm?”
He holds her close and walks over to a rocking chair that was sitting in a corner of the room, after sitting down on it he begins slowly rocking them both and trying to hush her tears.
After a few minutes, her cries begin to calm down and turn into soft whimpers. This makes Vere show a soft smile, happy that was able to get her to settle down.
“There you go my precious one, good girl.” He keeps rocking, not wanting the possibility of the girl getting fussy again.
She giggles in response, grabbing her tail and chewing on the ends of it. Vere laughs and removes it from her mouth before grabbing her hand and playfully nibbling on it, this makes her laugh again and wriggle in his arms.
Eventually, she was able to fall asleep again, this time in her father’s arms as he watched her with nothing but love in his eyes.
MHIN
It’s honestly the same thing with Vere, how you manage to even get into something romantic with them much less have kids is truly one of the wonders of the world
And just like Vere, you always assumed Mhin would want nothing to do with kids
For multiple reasons
They were never in one place for too long, they were constantly grumpy/in a bad mood, their job was hunting for a living, not to mention their apparent curse probably made things 10x more difficult than it needed to be.
But being all honest, you noticed the empathetic look in their eyes as whenever the both of you were passing the orphanage, you can tell they felt bad for those children who had no other family to turn too, and wished they could do something about it
So with that, the both of you ended up having very long discussion about where to go from there, and what to do with both of your wishes
So that’s how you ended up with a baby boy in your arms that the women at the orphanage were very insistent on you and Mhin caring for
I apologize to anyone that wanted to see Pregnant!MC for Mhin but I always imagined them as the kind of person that preferred adoption over pregnancy T-T but I might make a separate post for how LI’s would act with Pregnant!MC :>
Of course you and Mhin did your best to make any preparations for a child, but you weren’t expecting the orphanage to find someone for you that fast
You were honestly surprised when Mhin brought you to the outskirts of Lowtown where there was a small house that looked almost abandoned that had apparently been where they called home for months
When you questioned them about it they just responded with saying they wanted to lay low so they found somewhere no one would expect them to be
Also
“I didn’t want you…or him to be around that fucker while we’re trying to keep him safe.”
Yes they were talking about Leander
They also want to keep the baby around only Kuras until they deem everyone else trustworthy(no you cannot talk them out of this)
But eventually when your able to settle down with the little guy, things feel a little more domestic
It was a tough transition for the both of you, but you managed to get through it :>
Mhin tries to stop taking less jobs and finding ways to sneak into the Senobium, but now that they have you and their son now, they are even more determined to find a way to get rid of their own curse because now their paranoia of hurting you two has doubled
And with that Mhin was afraid of getting too close for a while, leaving most of the care to you while they watched from behind
But one day after a long time of convincing, you managed to convince them to hold the little one
It was honestly a little funny watching them panic a bit while the little guy rests in their arms, it was a situation that they had never been faced with
But they eventually got the hang of it and even played with him a bit, making them smile as they watched their son giggle
After that Mhin started caring for him more, picking up whatever needed to be done whenever you were away or wanted a break
I can see Mhin wanting to name him something with russian origins, idk why but russian Mhin has been on my mind lately and I can’t get it out
Something like “Luka”, “Dimitri”, or “Lev”
Even though Kuras is the only doctor in Eridia, he is still the only doctor Mhin is willing to trust with their baby boy
Anytime there is a problem with him Mhin is immediately putting him into a wrap carrier and racing towards the clinic
Nine times out of ten he just has a small cold but Mhin panicked
They totally still try and do some cultural things that they remember from Lovent with the kiddo, even if it’s barely anything at all it’s enough to bring a smile to their face :>
He doesn’t spoil his little boy as much as the others do, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t get spoiled at all
Mhin’s way of spoiling him is whenever they come across something they think he might like while out on a job, it’s in their pockets moments later
It doesn’t happen all the time, but it’s still adorable
And now some angst
Given that the biggest headcanon about their curse is that the times they can transform is almost unpredictable, this creates some issues between all of you, especially when they return home from jobs
Mhin of course has an entire protocol for whenever this happens, giving you an entire rundown for it in case they ever transform.
If it ever happens and they're outside the house, lock every point of entry and don’t let them in no matter what. But if they're ever inside the house and it happens, take your son and leave as quickly as possible and go to Kuras.
But one day, something you never expected happened one night
You were awoken to the sound of your maybe making noises that could only be described as curiosity and almost…joy?
Sitting up, what you see makes you immediately freeze in place. In the corner of the room opposite of your son’s crib, a massive, black figure sits, its huge, white eyes glow, being one of the only things visible. Somehow your automatically able to tell it’s Mhin, mostly due to the fact that you know of no other bird like creatures
You didn’t know what to do, every possible thing you could’ve done would have opened the possibility of setting…it off
So all you can do is sit there as your baby keeps giggling and them, while you and the bird just stare at each other
Eventually, you notice it began to shrink, signaling that Mhin was slowly returning. And you couldn’t be any happier for that news
But once Mhin was finally back, they were crouched down on the floor, breathing heavily and holding a hand against their neck
Your son took notice of this and began whimpering, about to cry from seeing his parent in distress
The next day your little boy was sent to Kuras for a while to check for any injuries, while you and Mhin stayed behind. Unfortunately, this started a massive argument between the two of you
Mhin angry because you both could’ve been in terrible danger and they wouldn’t have been able to live with the thought that they could’ve killed you two. And you telling them that you had no other choice but to sit and no nothing because if you attempted to run then that would’ve only made the situation worse
The argument went on for some time, both of you going back and forth for god knows how long. Eventually, it just resulted in both of you sitting in uncomfortable silence, not wanting to say anything to the other
But eventually, Mhin spoke up again, saying that their fear of hurting the two of you was stronger than anything else, and they would rather not have a family at all then live with the guilt of what would happen.
So you guys did end up making up, managing to talk things through and find a compromise :>
Moving on from the angst
Like Vere before, Even if it’s rare that Mhin would directly say “I love you” It’s always told through their actions
From willing to spend countless hours comforting their son, or trying to get him to sleep, or just playing with him, that alone tells you enough that they love him more than anything than whatever's left in this wretched world.
And they wouldn’t have it any other way ^-^
Mhin was returning home late one night after a long hunt of killing soulless. They were utterly exhausted and wanted nothing more than to pass out in your arms.
Dragging themselves through the door, they are met with the sight of you sleeping soundly in the bed, in a position giving them the idea that you were waiting for them to return. They took off their cloak and threw it onto the floor before taking off their boots and setting them next to the door.
But before they can flop down against the bed, a high pitched giggle rings through their ears. Turning around they see their baby boy standing up in his crib while hanging on to the ledges, his giggling only escalating when he notices them looking at him. Mhin walks over to the crib, leaning over to pick up the little one and bring him into their arms.
“Shhhhh…you’ll wake up your [preferred parent name].” They say as they lightly bounce the little one in their arms.
They walk over to the small playpen they made themselves and sit down in it, setting their son on their lap before grabbing a toy that has the appearance of a baby duck. The baby immediately reaches towards it while laughing, showing off his gummy smile. Mhin softly smiles, making the toy look like it’s walking towards him while making some “quacking” noises. This makes the boy giggle even more, doing his best to mimic the sounds even though he hasn’t been speaking for that long yet.
Eventually, Mhin places the toy on his lap, letting him grab onto it while wagging it around in the air. While he was doing this, Mhin removed their shirt, exposing the bandages that were covering their chest, they then threw the shirt to where their cloak is, telling themselves they’ll get it in the morning.
After about a good hour of playing with their little boy, they eventually take the toy from him, making him whimper a bit as he reaches for it again, but Mhin lightly shushing him calms him back down.
Mhin then takes him back into his arms, lifting themselves up and walking over to the bed and sitting down against it, making sure to move carefully to not wake you up.
After that, they lay down in the bed, still holding the little one close to their chest as they lean their head back against the pillow.
It takes a while but he does eventually fall asleep, resting against their chest as they wrap their arm softly around his body, and letting their free hand lay on the small of your back.
And then it was their turn to fall asleep, but this time, instead of having the regular restless slumber they usually experience, it was quiet, and peaceful for once.
Author’s note: This ended up being so much longer than I had anticipated but it was very much worth the wait and I hope you enjoy it just as much as I do ^-^
#Touchstarved#Touchstarvedgame#Touchstarved x reader#TS#Touchstarved headcanons#Leander x reader#Ais x reader#Vere x reader#Mhin x reader#Kuras x reader#This genuinely took me forever omg
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Anthony: "They're like the ice climbers. You have to take the important one out"
Will: "you gotta take Lark out. The imporant one"
Anthony: "One of them will cause them both to go unconscious. I'm not gonna tell you which one it is."
Hahaha, funny ice climbers joke - Sparrow was the one who stayed conscious during the pyramid while Lark was passed out under rubble. This event is the reason why he proclaimed himself a love wolf. In oakvale, Sparrow got thrown against a wall and watched Lark die in front of him, and he got back up, picked up the gauntlets, and survived. In daddies HQ, while they were chasing the boys, Lark got knocked out, and Sparrow had to go and save him.
A lot of people also forget that at the beginning of oakvale; it was specified that when they play the lord of chaos, Sparrow is the base while Lark is the head. Sparrow literally, physically, supporting him.
Sparrow (S1): "If you want something done, you gotta do it yourself."
This is why Sparrow started code purple. Why he was the one who went to enact it while having lark stay behind. Not only because he was trying to protect his family and friends, but because he has learned that he cannot rely on others to do what needs to be done. To follow through on what was started.
Will said in one of the teen facts from season one that Sparrow was born first and technically the older brother. I think that rings differently now that we see him as an adult still forced to take responsibility for his twin. To see him trying to fix what mistakes Lark made, the destruction that he started. Trying to mend the frayed relationship with his father, who will never forgive him for protecting his family, while watching his brother shun that same relationship after dooming the world and being immediately offered the forgiveness that sparrow so desperatly wants.
Even knowing it would ruin the world, and ruin his relationship with Henry, Sparrow still enacted code purple. Because if you want something done, you have to do it yourself.
Lark starts fights. Sparrow finishes them.
#GOD SPARROW OAK#dungeons and daddies#dndads#dndads s2#sparrow oak#sparrow oak garcia#lark oak#lark oak garcia#analysis#henry oak
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Ben has been one of my favorite characters in the show since the first season and it pisses me off to no end how he’s treated in s4.
I really respected the show’s decision to have Umbrella!Ben sacrifice himself for Viktor because it made sense for his character to be ready to move on in that moment and to do that for his brother and his family. It was an end that did justice to his character.
But if Viktor dies at the end, and so does the whole family, then his sacrifice is for nothing. Ben saved his family at the expense of his own existence for what reason? So that they could live a couple more years and die anyway in the series finale?
I enjoyed the new take they did with Sparrow!Ben as a version of Ben who grew up without the mess and love of the Umbrellas and how much that changed things because it was a compelling concept—which had no pay off in s4.
Why did the show bother establishing Sparrow!Ben as an asshole that was also desperate to belong and be liked, as the guy who whined about not being invited to Luther’s bachelor party and asked Klaus why the other Ben was so much better?
Why did we go through all this story arc if he ends up exactly the same in s4? Ben is still pushing everyone away, still considering himself to have no family and no friends, still thinking of himself as a bad person.
I thought we’d get to see Sparrow!Ben clash with the others in order to show them he’s not their Ben. And it would have been so freaking satisfying to watch the siblings accept and understand he’s his own person and decide they want Sparrow!Ben in the family anyway. That would be an emotional conflict I’d care about, not the bullshit insta-love the writers pulled with Jennifer.
What was the point of Sparrow!Ben this season? He was used to being a soldier, but seemed desperate for a family last season—a family he immediately rejected when it was offered to him in s4.
He died a horrible death and had no control over his own body at the end. He didn’t even become a stupid flower in the new timeline*. He just ceased to exist—all alone.
With no family or ties. No hero death. Why did the audience spend 2 seasons getting to know this new version of a well liked character if the show did absolutely nothing to take the story to any decent conclusion?
Both Umbrella and Sparrow Ben are just erased from the narrative because the show didn’t even bother including them in their stupid collective death ending. 4 seasons of Ben’s death haunting the narrative and the Hargreeves for this?
I’m ranting like a deranged madman but that’s my main takeaway. What a waste :/
*I wrote this in a hurry and was pretty pissed but some comments pointed out there were 8 flowers in the post credit scene so Ben is probably one of them
#ben hargreeves#the umbrella academy#tua s4#tua season 4#tua spoilers#hargreeves family#hargreeves siblings#sparrow ben#umbrella Ben
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⛧༺ NO BODY, NO CRIME ༻⛧



EPISODE 03: i ain't letting up, until the day i die
pairing: theo nott x potter!reader
summary: you find out more about the nocturne society, chemistry between theo and you grows, while other problems arise.
warnings: extremely big trigger warning for the whole series, in this chapter: mentions of murder, illegal activities
note: welcome back to the third episode of nbnc! i’m so excited to have you all back and to hear your opinions on this weeks episode!!
you reacted first. before the door flew open, you had reached for theo’s arm, dragging him into the wardrobe behind you. you were standing pressed close to each other and listened to the voices coming into the office.
you sighed internally when dumbledore’s calm voice reached your ears. he was talking to snape, who muttered uninterested replies, whenever dumbledore asked him something.
you and theo stayed in the wardrobe. you were glad that it wasn’t the killer, who had come back to get rid of whatever proof he had left behind, but that also meant that the teachers were in the posession of your best clue now.
at least you had been able to have a look at it before snape and dumbledore had entered the office. they were quicker than theo and you, just overlooking everything before they left, locking the door behind them.
theo and you started breathing normal again.
“that was close” theo muttered, pressing a hand to his chest. you nodded, not able to form coherent sentences.
“they took the wine” you finally said.
“at least we saw it before they did” theo nudged your arm, trying to lighten the mood.
“you're right”, you sighed, before you smiled again “we know the murder weapon now, that's pretty good”
“the killer has to have some knowledge of poison to have pulled this off” theo concluded. “i mean getting a teacher to drink that… impressive”
“yeah, right” you nodded, deep in thought.
“now let's leave before someone else gets here or they decide to come back” theo nodded to the door. you followed behind him, but your eyes caught on an envelope peeking out from beneath the stack of papers on professor burbage's desk. you were about to look away, but something familiar tugged at your attention.
it was the way the "t" was written on the envelope, sharp yet elegant, almost calligraphic—the same way someone you knew always wrote their name. the memory flashed in your mind.
“let me,” theo had said, gently taking the parchment from your hands. “you wrote everything else, your hand must be sore.”
you watched as he carefully wrote both your name and his, the sweeping lines of the "t" so distinct it looked like art.
“if i had known your handwriting was this pretty, i’d have made you write the entire project,” you’d joked, grinning.
now, the realization hit you like a cold gust of wind. you knew this handwriting. you knew exactly who had written that letter. you used the time you had while theo already up to the door, testing the handle, and slipped the envelope into your pocket. you would ask him about that later. maybe it was nothing important.
“can you open it again?” theo smirked, turning around at you, while you quickly distanced yourself from the desk.
he quirked a brow at your weird behaviour, but didn’t question it as he watched you bend down in front of the keyhole and pick the lock.
you walked down the stairs, through the classroom and slipped silently into the dark corridor, heart pounding but steps measured. theo followed closely behind, but you could feel his eyes on you, watching how you moved quickly, quietly—like you’d done this a thousand times.
when you reached the end of the hall, far enough away from the office, so no one would suspect anything, theo exhaled softly, clearly impressed. “you’re quiet for someone who’s always in the thick of things” he muttered, a smirk playing on his lips. “like a little sparrow, flitting through danger.”
you raised an eyebrow. “sparrow?”
he shrugged. “small, quick, and always finding a way out. suits you”
you smiled at the nickname before you nodded. “yeah, i guess”
“you look worried” theo searched your face for answers, he was used to you laughing at the things he said.
“it’s just— that was really close” you said softly, before you stopped in the middle of the corridor, a heavy sigh escaping your lips.
theo waited for you to continue, but you didn’t. “it’s something else, isn’t it?” he asked softly, the worry on his face almost matching yours.
“i just don’t know why someone would do that to her” you finally admitted. “this whole day i have been focusing on finding out what happened. so much even, that i forgot that an actual person died, someone i knew and liked. professor burbage was a great woman, she didn’t deserve what happened to her”
“you don’t know that”
“what? theo, she was a human being—“
“all i’m saying is that you didn’t really know her” he interrupted. “you knew the person she wanted you to see and after all we found out today, she wasn’t who you thought. i mean if she was really involved in that club..” he let the rest of the sentence hang in the air, not bothering to finish it as you stared at him in disbelief.
“do you really think that?” you whispered. tears spilt from your eyes at the realization that you were the only one of you two, who was actually sad about professor burbage’s death.
“no, i don’t know what i think, okay?” he muttered, feeling bad as he saw the effect his words had on you. he took your hand in his. “don’t worry, we will find out who did it” he promised, brushing a hand through your hair.
as you looked up at him, his blue eyes glistening back, you understood how much his promise meant to you. you trusted him, more than you probably should. but spending time with theo felt like spending time with someone you had known for all your life. maybe that was because he felt like a mirror of your soul.
both of you were the black sheep of your respective friend groups, never quite fitting in, yet never feeling different enough to leave. you both wore the same mask: tough, independent, and unbothered. but underneath, there was something raw, something lonely.
there were moments—like now—where you felt your walls crumble around him, just as his seemed to crack before your eyes. you recognized the same unspoken sadness and shared isolation that neither of you ever voiced aloud. it was this unspoken bond, that drew you to him more than anything else.
“okay” you nodded, believing him.
theo smiled at that. “now come on, let us find mattheo”
the way through the castle took way shorter than you remembered, maybe because theo didn’t let go of your hand for the whole way. the temperature dropped quickly when you walked down the stairs to the dungeon.
mattheo was still leaning against the wall of the corridor, green light illuminating his face. his lips were swollen, puffy and red and he looked like he had just smoked something, head hanging back against the wall.
“riddle” you called, waking him from his slumber.
“potter” mattheo greeted, eyes snapping open quickly as he heard your soft voice speak his name. he was no fan of your brother, but he had to admit that there had always been something about you that intrigued him. “made it official, huh?” his brow lifted as his gaze dropped to your hand, still intertwined with theo’s. you both quickly let go, putting a careful distance between yourselves.
“we still need to ask you something” theo finally announced after half a minute of silence had passed.
“i remember that, yeah” mattheo nodded. “i will help you with whatever, as soon as i get a kiss from potter over here” he puckered his lips.
your eyes narrowed in disbelief as you uncrossed your arms, stepping forward. you opened your mouth, but before you could say something, theo had stepped in front of you protectively.
“not happening” he muttered, voice cold and sharper than you had ever heard him talk before. “and if you don’t stop playing, i will make sure you will never even look in her direction again”
mattheo huffed. “who’s friend are you, nott?” he asked, rolling his eyes, before he sighed. “fine, i’ll help, but you owe me one” he pointed a finger in theo’s direction. “empty room whenever i need it”
“sure” theo shrugged, relaxing and making room for you to speak to mattheo.
“do you know anything about the nocturne society?”
mattheo’s eyes grew dark. “how do you know about that?” he asked, stepping forward threatingly.
theo interjected, before mattheo could come close to you. “professor burbage had that in her hand” he took out the rune and held it in mattheo’s direction, who studied it in deep concentration.
“i have never seen this before” he finally said. even you could tell that was a lie.
“please, mattheo” you pleaded and he looked surprised at the mention of his first name. “we just want to find out what happened. nothing will happen to the society, but someone who is a member might be the killer”
mattheo’s gaze grew soft as his eyes fell on you. you had never thought that mattheo riddle of all people would look at you like that. “there’s a party. every wednesday night. that’s where you’ll find your answers”
“a party?” theo drawled unbelieving. “is this a trap, mattheo?”
“no” mattheo sighed and his voice sounded honest. “the society has been dangerous before it got forbidden, but it’s nothing like that now. it’s just for fun. go to the party and see for yourself. the society has nothing to do with what happened.” he paused, before he added. “but a few members have mentioned burbage and an old dark magical object they were trying to steal from her, maybe that’s what you’re searching for”
“not dangerous, huh?” theo huffed in disbelief and you could hear the anger bubbling in his voice. “we talked about this, mattheo” he muttered, trying to be quiet enough for you to not understand, but failing in the process. “there’s already enough trouble surrounding your name, don’t make it worse”
“it’s not like that, theodore” mattheo replied sharply.
“okay” you interrupted the staring between the boys. “when does this party begin? and where is it?”
mattheo threw one last look at theo, before he took out a piece of paper and pushed it into you hand, not missing the way theo grabbed your arm in protection. “i won’t cut her hand off, nott” mattheo muttered with a roll of his eyes. “quit the ridiculous behaviour”
“sounds rich coming from you” theo replied, but still dropped his hand.
“just open it at nine o’clock tomorrow night and it will guide you” mattheo told you. “make sure to wear the right attire. it’s a masquerade ball”
“thank you” you smiled, touching mattheo’s arm in a friendly manner, before you turned to leave. you walked up a few steps, until you stopped next to a portrait, waiting for theo, who was still talking to mattheo. you felt like it was the right thing to give them some room.
theo waited until you were out of earshot, his expression hardening as he turned back to mattheo. “if this is a trap and anything happens to her, riddle, i swear—”
“relax, nott” mattheo interrupted, a smirk playing at the corner of his lips. “i’m not your enemy here. you should be more worried about who’s actually behind all of this. and trust me, it’s not me.”
theo’s jaw tightened, his eyes narrowing in warning. “it better not be. she’s trusting you, and if you screw this up—”
tattheo raised his hands defensively, chuckling darkly. “i get it. you’re protective. but maybe you should tell her the truth, loverboy, instead of trying to scare me off. we both know that you weren’t at the astronomy tower out of pure coincidence”
theo’s fists clenched, but he said nothing. instead, he turned away abruptly, leaving mattheo standing there, still smirking as if he had won something.
as theo caught up with you, he saw you waiting a few steps ahead, your eyes scanning the corridor, lost in thought. he walked beside you, shoulders tense. “you okay?” he asked, his voice softer now that mattheo was out of sight.
you nodded, offering him a small, reassuring smile. “yeah. i just… didn’t expect him to be that helpful. i thought it’d take more convincing.”
“me too” theo muttered, glancing back briefly before looking at you again. “we just have to be careful. that party... i don’t trust any of them.”
“we have each other” you smiled softly, “so i’m not scared”
theo grinned at you, a soft blush flushing his features. “me neither” he took a look at the clock that adorned his waiste, before he sighed. “i better walk you back to your common room, it’s getting late and we need to be well rested if we want to catch a killer”
“high standards” you laughed, before you nodded. “sounds like a plan”
it was silent as you walked through the corridors in the direction of the gryffindor common room, before theo finally broke the silence.
“can i ask you something?” he said softly. “not about all of this, but.. something about you?”
“of course” you nodded, intrigued to hear what he wanted to know.
“how do you do all that? stick up to what people expect from you? fill the role of the perfect sister of the chosen one? it sounds stressful”
“it is” you shrugged. “but it’s always been like that, so i got used to it i guess. i’ve been harry’s sister all my life and even before hogwarts people had expectations of how i had to be. the strategy is to just be what they want you to be. it saves you a lot of headaches”
“but why? why don’t they just get used to who you really are?”
“well, it’s always been easier that way” you shrugged. “and i guess no one was ever interested in that to be honest”
theo turned his head to look at you with an intensity that made your pulse quicken. “i am” he said, his voice low but filled with so much sincerity that it almost overwhelmed you.
both of you stopped walking, turning to look at each other instead.
theo’s blue eyes seemed to pierce right through you, their sincerity hitting you harder than you’d expected. there was no teasing in his tone, just theo—raw and honest.
your breath hitched in your throat, your heart doing backflips at his words. you couldn’t help but smile, warmth spreading through your chest like wildfire. for a moment, it was as if the world had gone quiet, leaving just the two of you standing there, connected by something unspoken but powerful.
“theo...” you whispered, not knowing what else to say, but somehow feeling like he already understood.
the tension between you crackled in the air, electric and intoxicating. you could feel the heat radiating from theo as he drew closer, his eyes flickering between yours. the world around you faded away, leaving just the two of you in that moment. you could see it in his gaze—a mix of longing and uncertainty—and you knew you were close to something beautiful.
just as you leaned in, your breath mingling with his, the faint sound of footsteps echoed in the corridor, shattering the intimacy of the moment.
“do you hear that?” theo murmured, suddenly alert, his brow furrowing as he glanced down the hallway.
you quickly pulled back, heart racing from both the near kiss and the unexpected interruption. the footsteps grew louder, the rhythmic sound drawing closer with every passing second.
your heart beat even faster, as you felt uneasy about someone coming. it was close to nighttime. and usually, no one who had good intentions would be running around then. your eyes fell onto the broom closet behind theo’s back. “there, go!” you quickly muttered, pushing him to the door.
you weren’t sure who was approaching or if they even posed a threat to you, but you were rather safe than sorry.
you closed the door, just as the footsteps grew so loud that the person had to be close.
the closet was small, too small even for one person. the cramped space was dark and filled with the faint scent of wood polish and broom bristles. your chest pressed against theo’s as your back touched the wood of the door. you could feel the warmth radiating from his body, his breathing steady despite the tension in the air.
“this is the second time in a day we’re hiding in a closet” theo said lowly, his voice nothing more than a rasp. your head felt empty as a goosebumps wandered over your body and you forgot all about the possible danger in front of the door.
your breath hitched as you took in the way his gaze flickered from your eyes to your lips, a silent question hanging in the air. the tension built between you, electric and undeniable, drawing you closer together. it was as if an invisible force compelled you to close the gap, and you leaned in instinctively, the weight of everything else falling away.
you nodded softly and in one fluid motion, theo tilted his head slightly, and you felt the soft brush of his lips against yours. it was hesitant at first, a gentle exploration that quickly deepened as you both melted into the kiss. his hands found their way to your waist, pulling you closer, while yours curled around the back of his neck, fingers tangling in his hair.
you titled your head, allowing him to come closer, as you softly gripped his hair. you felt the beat of his heart as the kiss deepened, each movement becoming more urgent, as if your bodies were trying to communicate what your hearts had been saying all along. the broom closet felt like it was shrinking around you, yet somehow, the confined space made the moment even more intimate.
his lips were soft and warm, igniting a fire within you that spread through your veins. the kiss was intoxicating, like tasting something you had longed for without even realizing it. the world outside faded completely; the footsteps, the threat of discovery, all vanished in the heat of this shared moment.
you broke the kiss softly, leaning your forehead against his chest, not ready to face his gaze.
“look at me, sparrow” theo whispered. you could hear from his voice that he was just as breathless as you.
you looked up to meet his eyes, your cheeks crimson red as you stared at his swollen lips and remembered that you were the reason for it.
“what was that?” he asked, his usual smirk threading through his words, but his gaze was serious. “did you mean it?”
your heart raced as you processed the question. “mean what?” you replied, though you knew exactly what he was getting at.
his fingers brushed your cheek, lingering just above your skin. “this,” he murmured, his voice dropping to a husky whisper. “us. whatever this is. did you really want to kiss me, or was it just the moment?”
“i wanted to” you admitted, feeling a rush of shame. “i didn’t know it would feel like that, though. i thought i’d be more scared”
theo chuckled softly, the sound warm and inviting. “you never have to be scared of me.” he said “probably everyone in this school would hate us being together, but there’s something about you, something that makes me want to take that risk” his sincerity wrapped around you like a warm blanket, and you couldn’t help but smile.
“really?” you asked, searching his eyes for the truth. “you want to take a risk for me?”
“yeah” he replied, his thumb grazing your jawline as he held your gaze. “you’re more than what you show everyone else. i see that. and i want to know everything about you.”
the way he looked at you made your heart flutter. “okay” you breathed.
the rest of the way to the gryffindor common room felt like walking on clouds. theo kept holding your hand, this time intentionally, after you had walked out of the closet, making sure that whoever had been in the corridor was gone.
you said goodnight to theo, before you said the password and watched the portrait open. you made theo promise to be careful on the way back, before you stepped inside.
it took about thirty seconds for you to remember the letter you had taken from professor burbage’s office. the one with theo’s handwriting, you had planned to ask him about.
he was already gone when you opened the door to the corridor, so you decided to speak to him tomorrow. you got ready for bed, changing into your pyjama and brushing your teeth.
hermione was already fast asleep when you slipped into your bed. you tried shutting your eyes, but there was no way you were going to sleep anytime soon. the events of the day kept your mind occupied as you stared into the air.
you lightly illuminated the room with the light of your wand, before you grabbed theo’s letter from your bedside table.
you longed to be close to him again and maybe, if you just read a few lines of the letter, you could finally go to sleep without thinking over it again and again. you opened the envelope, that has definitely been read before, your eyes flying over the written words on the paper.
the smile on your face died fast, as you sat up, to grip the letter with both hands.
‘your presence here is unwelcome, and you are playing a foolish game that will have consequences.’ you read. you could almost hear how theo spit these words at your beloved teacher— the one he didn’t even feel sorry for getting murdered. ‘this evening, i expect you to be at the entrance of the astronomy tower.’
your breath hitched. the astronomy tower. burbage had died right beneath it.
you couldn’t believe what you were reading. maybe it was just a coincidence, a bad, bad coincidence. surely, you couldn’t have been mistaken about him. theo, with his quiet demeanor and his moments of kindness, couldn’t have been capable of something like this. he couldn’t.
you clung to that hope, until your eyes fell on the last line.
‘make no mistake, burbage. make the right choice before it’s too late. consider this your final warning’
your heart dropped. you had been so wrong about him. the words stared back at you, cold and unforgiving. the weight of their meaning crushed the air from your lungs.
maybe, you thought, theo had killed professor burbage.
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Readerxfive where the reader gets their tongue split? (You know when it looks like a snake tongue because it's forked) his and family's reactions. Pls and thanks.
ooo okay okay ; also btw I just did this as a preference cause I could do a whole oneshot on this & it just kinda worked out better that way, hopefully that's okay! (these can be taken as platonic or romantic unless i made some kissing jokes lmao) ; I also do not know much about this so sorry if anything is wrong / incorrect ; thanks for requesting, hope you enjoy! ; also some are missing bc I don't rlly know how to write for them yet I apologize :((
TUA ; tongue split
includes ; diego, klaus, five, umbrella! ben, viktor, sparrow! ben, fei, & jayme
warnings ; language, mouth stuff / talk idk
disclaimers ; when I use the /p or /r it can be interpreted as platonic or romantic, romantic as yk cute in a romantic way or platonic in a "awe my sibling / friend is so happy" way
masterlist

DIEGO
"eugh wtf..."
he switches up rlly quick tho
"that's actually really cool"
he's so interested by it / wants to know everything about it
begs you to do weird tricks with your tongue since you kinda have two (in his eyes) now
"yknow I could've done that for you for free"
"and if you did it wouldn't have even been sterile. you haven't cleaned those knives practically ever."
KLAUS
"ooouuuu look at you, snake child!"
he's obv into alt fashion (kinda) / non gender conformity so he loves having a friend / sibling / lover who's super cool like him!
if you hold things in your mouth with it (somehow) he's watching
kinda grossed out but so intrigued by it
like it's not everyday you see someone with a split tongue yk?
"how did you not die doing that? you couldn't make me do that blacked out"
FIVE
silently looks at you like 😐😬😐😟
"what the hell? are you okay???"
even if you've been talking about wanting to get your tongue split for a long time, he's convinced you got it against your will
after realizing this was solely your choice of how you wanted to express yourself, his expression morphs to more of a 🤨😊🥰
he doesn't really understand alt fashion / body modifications but he's obviously supportive, as long as you're happy
he usually catches you rubbing your tongue over your teeth on both sides since the inside of your cheeks move some
"fun, huh?"
"yeah, it's cool"
UMBRELLA! BEN
thinks it's so cool since he never really got to do crazy teenager things when he was alive
he likes seeing you able to express yourself the way you like because you're your own person
lowkey proud of you for doing it since he knew you'd been wanting to for a while but you had to get the guts for it first
honestly kinda concerned that it hurts a lot or something cause for a while you can't stop messing around with your tongue
but it's more like loosing a tooth, you're okay 💪
VIKTOR
again, super supportive and thinks it's really cool
he loves seeing you express yourself the way you want too, it's really sweet
loves watching you move your tongue around in all different ways and shit lmao
"wait- do it again"
THAT LITTLE CHUCKLE.
for the vik lovers /romantic ->
"wait, what's it gonna be like to kiss you?"
"you wanna find out???"
"...yeah"
SPARROW! BEN
like Diego, repulsed for a moment
lowkey didn't realize what was happening for a second LMFAO
"oh wait, that's cool"
asks you a few questions and life returns to normal
but he finds you toying with the split tongue a lot pretty cute /platonic or /romantic
like you're so happy about it and he's just like 😊
FEI
"oo, that's nice. any aftercare you need to take care of? ill help you. you need some Tylenol?"
so nice lmfao
she finds it so interesting
she asks a handful of questions
also finds the messing around with your new tongue pretty cute /platonic or /romantic
she's just happy that you're happy man
lowkey wonders how different it is for you now, just in general lmao
JAYME
you're alike now kinda omg 🗣🗣
she's got snake venom, you got a snake tongue
she finds it so rad
little fistbump when she first sees "haha, nice dude!"
so obsessed with watching you do little tricks and move your tongue around
lowkey the cool older sister (or wise friend or lover) who encourages you to follow your little alt dreams because she kinda can't with being stuck to the academy
damn you reggie with that dress code...
she absolutely loves it tho
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Pearl of the Sea Chapter Eighteen
Found Family! PoTC Cast x Teen! Reader
Platonic! Will Turner, Elizabeth Swann, Jack Sparrow, Tia Dalma x Reader
Chapter Eighteen: Meeting Sao Feng
Summary: (Y/N) and their friends need a map to Davy Jones's locker, and that means venturing to Singapore.
Two months later…
(Y/N) sat behind Elizabeth as she punted them downstream in the waters around Singapore. The song had recently reached the pirates, and the pair sang it quietly. (Y/N) sang it for all the people who had lost their lives as the East India Trading Company’s reign of terror began.
“Some have died, and some are alive,” they hummed quietly. “Others sail on the sea. With the keys to the cage, and the devil to pay, we lay to the Fiddler’s Green. The bell has been raised from its watery grave. Hear its sepulchral tone.”
(Y/N) watched as British soldiers stalked across bridges in search of more innocent lives to destroy. They caught pirates daily, yet they were the ones colonizing, pillaging, thieving.
“A call to all, pay heed to the squall, turn your sails to home. Yo ho,” sang (Y/N). “Haul together. Hoist the colors high.”
Elizabeth stopped the longboat and tied it.
“Heave-ho.”
They stepped out.
“Thieve—”
“Thief and beggar,” said the guard of the secret entrance to Soa Feng’s pirate lair.
Sao Fang was the leader of the Singaporean pirates and the latest person they needed to contact in order to have a way to reach World’s End, the Black Pearl, and Jack.
“Never shall we die,” finished the guard. “A dangerous song to be singing for any who are ignorant of its meaning. Particularly a woman and a child.” He smirked. “Particularly when they’re alone.”
“What makes you think they’re alone?” Barbossa walked down to the canal.
“You protect them?” snapped the guard.
(Y/N) grabbed one guard, and Elizabeth grabbed another. They lifted knives to their throats.
“We don’t need protecting,” said (Y/N).
Barbossa grinned. After returning to life, he had worked with the crew of the Pearl to find it again. He had found that Elizabeth was a formidable pirate (especially after she threatened him with a sword to cut his throat if he tried to touch her, Will, or (Y/N) again). He had also discovered that (Y/N) was as dangerous as they had seemed fighting alongside Jack. In fact, he had become a little fond of (Y/N) (if only to hopefully piss of Jack a bit that his protégé could also be taught by Barbossa). All in all, he was enjoying the expert crew of the Black Pearl.
“Your master’s expecting us,” said Barbossa. “And an unexpected death’d cast a slight pall on our meeting.”
All the pirates looked at each other and hesitantly lowered their weapons warily.
“Pick those feet up!” said a British soldier. “Eyes front.”
The pirates retreated to the edge of the canal to avoid being spotted. Sao Feng’s guards led the way to the grate and into the underground tunnels of Singapore.
“Have you heard anything from Will?” asked Elizabeth.
“I trust young Turner to acquire the charts and you to remember your place in the presence of Captain Sao Feng,” warned Barbossa.
“What’s he like?” asked (Y/N), not promising anything.
“He’s much like myself, but absent my merciful nature and sense of fair play,” said Barbossa.
Wonderful, thought (Y/N).
The guards walked up to a lock door and spoke a password. It was unlocked and opened to reveal a new passageway. Several guards held out their hands, and Barbossa began handing over his weapons. (Y/N) grumbled but handed over their sword, pistol, and daggers. Elizabeth, on the other hand, somehow procured over a dozen weapons from her person, hidden in places no one would think of except for her (even some unsavory places).
Finally, though, they were let into Sao Feng’s chambers. It was a sauna full of pirates being served by women with drinks and drugs. The heavy smoke of opium hung in the air, and (Y/N) wrinkled their nose.
Sao Feng himself stood on a dais, clad in leather armor with ornate embellishments. A large scar extended across his face, and he looked down his nose at the group. While Barbossa enjoyed the riches and glory of captaining and Jack adored the very act of being on the sea, it was clear Sao Feng loved the power he commanded in a room.
Barbossa bowed to appease his ego. He gestured to Elizabeth and (Y/N). Elizabeth bowed, and (Y/N) suppressed a roll of their eyes before bowing. Their skin itched. For two months now, every time they had to do something they didn’t wish to or had to obey another’s wishes that went against their own, the itch returned. The restless energy was deep in their body, in their heart.
“Captain Barbossa, welcome to Singapore,” said Sao Feng. He glanced at his servant. “More steam.” Water vapor pumped into the air. “I understand that you have a request to make of me.”
“More of a proposal to put to ye,” said Barbossa. “I’ve a venture underway, and I find myself in want of a ship and a crew.”
“Hm. It’s an odd coincidence,” remarked Sao Feng. His tone, however, suggested he knew more than he had so far revealed.
“Because you happen to have a ship and a crew you don’t need?” said Elizabeth, raising a brow.
“No,” said Sao Feng. “Because earlier this day, not far from here, a thief broke into my most revered uncle’s temple and tried to make off with these.” He picked up a roll of maps. “The navigational charts. The route to the Farthest Gate.”
Elizabeth, Barbossa, and (Y/N) exchanged looks. Those were what Will had been searching for.
Sao Feng threw the charts to a guard. “Wouldn’t it be amazing if this venture of yours took you to the world beyond this one?”
“It would strain credulity at that,” said Barbossa.
(Y/N) nearly rolled their eyes, and they glanced warily around.
Sao Feng nodded to a pair of guards by a steam bath. They raised a log to reveal arms tied to it. Will gasped for air as he was raised from the scalding water.
“This is the thief,” said Sao Feng casually. “Is his face familiar to you?”
All three shook their heads “no.”
“Then I guess he has no further need for it,” said Sao Feng, rearing back to stab Will.
“No, no,” gasped Elizabeth, unable to stop herself.
Sao Feng stopped and turned around slowly. He had trapped them in their lie. “You come into my city, and you betray my hospitality.
Barbossa stood straight. “I assure you I had no idea—”
“That he would get caught!” interrupted Sao Feng.
Around them, Singaporean pirates stood and surrounded the group.
“You intend to attempt the voyage to Davy Jones’s locker,” said Sao Feng matter-of-factly. “But I cannot help but wonder…why?”
(Y/N) shifted, and Barbossa and Elizabeth both put a hand out. If (Y/N) were to speak up, it wouldn’t be polite, which wouldn’t end well. (Y/N)’s skin itched, and they shifted with unused energy.
Barbossa tossed a coin through the air in response to Sao Feng. He caught it, bit it to test it, and stared at it.
“The song has been sung,” said Barbossa. “The time is upon us. We must convene the Brethren Court. As one of the nine pirate lords, you must honor the call.”
Sao Feng narrowed his eyes. His hand curled into a fist. “More steam.” The words held all the frustration he wished to express. Nothing came, and he whirled on his servants. “More steam!” he bellowed. Still none.
“There is a price on all our heads,” continued Barbossa, distracting Sao Feng from what was most likely their crew interfering.
“Aye. It is true,” said Sao Feng. “It seems the only way a pirate can turn a profit anymore…is by betraying other pirates.”
Oh, bloody hell, thought (Y/N). It was a suspicious turn of phrase, even if he seemed to be addressing Will’s predicament.
Barbossa continued. “We must put our differences aside. The First Brethren Court gave us rule of the seas.”
(Y/N)’s gaze flicked to him, and their hands clenched at their sides. The seas weren’t to be ruled by anyone. They were free, wild, untamable. Like m—
“But now that rule is being challenged by Lord Cuter Beckett,” said Barbossa.
“Against the East India Trading Company, what value is the Brethren Court?” said Sao Feng derisively. “What can any of us do?”
“You can fight,” snapped (Y/N), their words breaking free. Sao Feng’s sharp gaze landed on them, but they did not cower. “You are Sao Feng, pirate lord of Singapore. You’re a commander in an age where brave captains still sail free waters, despite those waves being measure in fear and not feet.” Their stormy eyes flicked over Sao Feng, and it was as piercing as a needle. “And yet you would just watch such an era come to an end.” They met his eyes. “The most notorious pirates from around the world are uniting against our enemy. Their names will be remembered in legends.” A soft sneering smirk spread across their features. “Yours will be drowned in the bathwater you cower within.”
Elizabeth’s eyes widened, and Barbossa closed his eyes and cursed Jack for teaching them to be so mouthy (not that it had come from him. It was natural to (Y/N), and their natural self broke free more and more every day).
Sao Feng stared at them and stepped off the dais. (Y/N) refused to flinch or back away. Sao Feng circled them like a shark, gazing at them quizzically.
“(Y/N) Swann,” said Sao Feng. “There is more to you than meets the eyes, isn’t there?”
(Y/N) followed him with their eyes as he circled them and returned to the front.
“But I cannot help but notice you have failed to answer my question,” continued Sao Feng. “What is it you seek in Davy Jones’s Locker?” Barbossa opened his mouth, but Sao Feng held up a hand. “I want the small one to answer.”
That must be me since I’m the kid.
“They seem to enjoy speaking.”
I’d prefer fighting. Thankfully, (Y/N) kept that thought to themself. “A friend.”
Sao Feng narrowed his eyes. “That is not an answer.”
“It is,” said (Y/N).
Elizabeth fought back a sigh as (Y/N) decided to be sarcastic and play tricks with the pirate lord of Singapore.
“Jack Sparrow!” declared Will, breaking in. “We seek Jack Sparrow.”
Laughter erupted throughout the sauna.
“He’s one of the pirate lords,” said Will, speaking over the derision.
(Y/N) watched Sao Feng run a hand over his head. They noted the slight tremble with curiosity.
“The only reason I would want Jack Sparrow returned from the land of the dead is so I can send him back myself!” he hissed.
It seems Jack left his usual impression on people on Sao Feng.
“Jack Sparrow holds one of the nine pieces of eight,” said Barbossa. “He failed to pass it along to a successor before he died. So we must go and get him back.”
“So you admit…you have deceived me,” said Sao Feng slowly. “Weapons!” He drew his sword.
All the pirates let out a shout and grabbed their weapons.
“Sao Feng, I assure you, our intentions are strictly honorable,” said Barbossa.
Through the slatted boards, swords flew up into the air. Barbossa, (Y/N), and Elizabeth each caught one. Barbossa caught the extra for Will. He coughed as Sao Feng narrowed his eyes. Obviously, their intentions had been honorable with a heavy dose of “just in case” dishonesty.
Sao Feng grabbed a Singapore man and held a sword to his throat. “Drop your weapons or I kill the man!”
(Y/N), Elizabeth, Will, and Barbossa wore identical expressions of confusion.
“Kill him,” said Barbossa. “He’s not our man.”
Now it was Sao Feng’s turn to look confused as he stared at the nervous man.
“If he’s not with you, and he’s not with us…who’s he with?” said Will.
“Beckett,” breathed (Y/N).
Bam!
The doors broke open the moment the name left them. “Charge!” cried the British. Muskets fired, and the pirates ducked and attacked as best they could.
Will used the pole he was tied to in order to rush into several men before they could fire. (Y/N) wove through the crowd and slashed through his bindings. Barbossa tossed him a sword. Elizabeth expertly dueled several soldiers at once, and (Y/N) handled their own crowd. They swept through the British, dancing through the attacks aimed at them. They flowed like water from one stab to another parry to a slash to a duck to a kick to a pivot to attack after attack.
From within the platoon, a familiar face emerged. Mercer stepped out, clad in black, and looked across the room of fighting pirates with his sharp, cruel eyes. They landed on (Y/N), and he raised a gun. It was not a pistol, though. This one contained a small dart to incapacitate its target. Of course, Mercer had a proper pistol at his side. If the child resisted…Well, Beckett said controlled or killed.
Bang!
“(Y/N)!” Elizabeth tackled them as she saw the shot.
It flew over their head and hit the wall. Will ran to their side and hauled Elizabeth and (Y/N) up. Barbossa and Sao Feng cut down several attacks, and the group found themselves fighting side by side. Unfortunately, the British were closing in and had their muskets ready once more.
“Ready?” said Mercer, preparing another dart.
(Y/N)’s gaze flicked to it, confused but frightened at what it meant for them.
“Fire.”
Boom!
Instead of the crack of rifles, the floor exploded. The British collapsed back into the hole. The pirates shouted a war cry and stormed onward. Sao Feng grabbed the charts as they ran. The Black Pearl crew ran out from beneath the sauna, fired their pistols, and drew their swords. It was Singapore and Pearl pirates versus the East India Company.
The fight spread into the streets of Singapore as the pirates fled the British, and shops and carts were overturned as their keepers joined the angry brawl—fists were as much weapons at this point as muskets or cutlasses.
(Y/N) leapt over a table and slid under another. With a flick of their wrist, they cut through a soldier’s ankle, and he collapsed. Without being able to stand, (Y/N) ended him in another stab before jumping onto another table to gain the high ground. A soldier ran at them, and they jumped to avoid him. They grabbed the tent’s supporting pole, swung forward, and kicked him in the head. (Y/N) landed and darted towards the canals.
Behind them, a group of soldiers aimed to fire, but the cart behind them exploded. They fell dead and hurtled into the river. (Y/N) grinned behind them, knowing Tia Dalma stood smirking at her plan working.
They ran beside the canals, waiting to spot another friend to regroup.
Boom!
This time not according to plan, a building exploded with a hundred unplanned fireworks. It was right behind them, and (Y/N) flew through the air. Their vision spun between dark and light, and they splashed into the water. They submerged, and their mind cleared. They pushed to the surface and took a deep breath.
Grumbling, they pulled themself to the walkway.
“Goin’ for a swim at a time like this?”
(Y/N) looked up, unamused, at Barbossa. “Putting on a firework show at a time like this?” they retorted.
Barbossa chuckled and pulled (Y/N) out of the water. Tia Dalma stood next to him and gazed at (Y/N) with a smile.
“How do you feel?” said Tia Dalma.
“Wet,” said (Y/N). “But fine.” They had only been temporarily disoriented.
“I’m sure,” said Tia Dalma.
Will appeared from round the corner with a group of pirates.
“You have the charts?” said Barbossa, eyes locking on the bundle in Will’s arms.
“And better yet,” said Will. He tossed the charts to Barbossa and gestured to the Singaporean pirates behind him. “A ship and a crew.”
“Where’s Sao Feng?” Elizabeth joined the rendezvous with the rest of the Black Pearl crew.
“He’ll cover our escape and meet us at Shipwreck Cove,” said Will.
Barbossa nodded. “This way. Be quick.”
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(Y/N) looked back at the fire still burning in Singapore as they sailed away. The water rippled around them as the ship moved smoothly over the water. They held the edge of the ship tightly. They had a way to Jack. They’d find him, the Pearl, and a way to stop Beckett. Freedom would win. It had to.
“There seems to be a lot on your mind,” said Tia Dalma, joining them at the side of the ship.
“I’m worried about Jack. What it must be like in the Locker,” said (Y/N).
“Jack is a man of no constancy, coming and going with the tide. But he is also one of great passion for what he cares for—adventure, life, freedom…” Tia Dalma looked at (Y/N). “But the Locker cannot take his heart. He will lose nothing but his mind.”
“Which was lost a long time ago,” said (Y/N) with a smile.
“Then you have nothing to fear,” said Tia Dalma, reaching out and touching (Y/N)’s hand. It was clear (Y/N) was attached to Jack, though how deserving he was of it remained to be seen.
(Y/N) hummed, and they glanced back at Singapore. “Do you think Sao Feng will answer the call now that it is clear he can be found wherever he hides?”
Tia Dalma’s expression grew grim. “I cannot say. There is an evil on these seas that even the most staunch and bloodthirsty pirate have come to fear.”
“We should hope someone will face it instead of fearing it, then,” said (Y/N).
Tia Dalma looked at (Y/N) with a mysterious glint in her eye. “We should hope.”
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hi syl! omfg i cannot believe we are mutuals, i love your works so much. but have you heard of the midieval concept called “marriage on the gallows?” basically, a person who was given death penalty can still be saved when someone promises to marry them. all i can think about is könig going to a live hanging/ burning at the stake and using marriage on the gallows to have a wife.
not like she was framed or anything, right(????) but don’t worry, könig promises to make her happy and alive now that he’s her husband. or maybe knight! ghost was the one who was about to be killed but y/n is like “I CAN FIX HIM” and marries him instead.
chanting Torta, Torta, Torta hi!! i am hugging you for this. <3 i have heard of it! but never did i think to apply it to König and now here we are… ^^
content/warnings: forced marriage?, vague religious imagery, injury, threat of public execution, vague smut.
When you sell your soul, really sell it, you’re cutting away from the umbilical cord that tethers you to whatever waits in the darkness of the afterlife. You kneel, you pray, you bathe yourself in sacred water and parrot divine words, but you don’t realize you’ve become obscured in invisibility, a shadow, a husk.
He’s clipped her wings and the only thing left to do is end her flight, let her go tumbling down into a pit of sulfur from the rope lead tied to her neck: to die before a sea of jeering faces, horse shit and fine wine, gilded paintings and the darkened splatter of blood, dried and crisp against a wooden stage.
König knows something about that, because there’s a dense, thorny guilt curling in his chest as he looks up at the little sparrow led up to the rope with her face pushed down by a hand that doesn’t belong there.
She’s done no wrong; smiling sweetly at a man like him shouldn’t have resulted in this. His heart shatters when he hears her begin to cry, her battered face wrenched up to face the crowd by the hangman’s cruel hands.
A little, flightless bird like this could never have done what he did to get her here. Gentle, sweet things knew so little of the very blood that pulses in veins, of what a man’s innards look like spilt out on a thick blade.
But of course they will believe anything— she’s a commoner, no special asset to the village. They needed their farmers, their tailors, and men like him— the blacksmith they all shunned as though he had risen from the fiery pit he worked away at himself. They didn’t need her.
Only he did.
So when he steps through the crowd of vultures to watch as the rope is tightened around her delicate neck, his voice comes in a roar. He propositions the hangman that he will take her as his wife, haul this devil back to his shack at the village’s edge and ensure that she— he will spill no more blood.
She weakly raises her head to eye him, recognizing him immediately as the man who had accused her of murdering that stable boy only two nights prior. Her stare is not judgmental or accusatory: she doesn’t have a clue of the lengths he has went to- would go to- to tether her to him.
A fortnight later, the woman becomes his bride.
She doesn’t know what brought her such a malison, how she came to be the wife of a man who once cast his accusations toward her, but she’s grateful to the man who’s cursed her to suffer him.
There’s no celebration, no flowers or dancing. There’s a kiss she nervously leans into at the chapel, shy, while his heart bursts into flames.
She isn’t blessed with meaningful vows, only a pleading profession whispered into her ear when his kisses reach from her neck to the curve of her jaw.
It’s consummated in that darkened shack, not a candle lit where smoke has painted the walls black with ash and dust; a place where she curls her arms over him sweetly and breathes her thanks against his shoulder, where his fingers commit every curve, dip, and ridge of her to memory. His words are lost in her hair, her shoulder, her chest as he devotes every remnant of himself to her entirely. He isn’t gentle, but he tries when her tight whines and whimpers fill his ears, drowning out even his lamentations.
She tolerates him four times over before he can will himself to pull away from her warmth. The guilt is replaced by a sense of purpose, a certainty that all he’s done has been entirely for her. She tells him that she would never hurt another thing, and he whispers against her skin, “I know.”
His flightless engel does not remain downtrodden.
Each morning she wakes him with giggles, face warmed in memory of the night’s prior rapture. She bakes for him, sweet things that he’s never thought himself worthy of prior while he buries himself against her, yearns to pry apart her ribs and bury himself in her softness for all time.
He kisses at what remains of the scars along her neck when she finds him melding down steel for a new weapon, takes her into his lap just to watch the flames dance in her eyes.
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tw: female reader, sadism/emotional torture, death threats, talk of death, degradation, Adamverse again (i am literally obsessed with his emo ass no joke)
You don’t know exactly what you did wrong. Maybe it’s because the dinner was just slightly less crispy than he likes, maybe it took you just one second too long to return his kiss - or maybe he just felt like torturing you - sometimes he got into these weird, sadistic moods, and you could never tell exactly where you had messed up. And you wish you did - oh how you wish he would tell you straight up, so you would be able to avoid the pain in future; alas that would never happen. Why would he let you in on the secret, why would he make the rules known if he has so much fun with you once you inevitably break them? He doesn’t need a reason to hurt you, because he already owns you, but sometimes he likes to have one; just so you’d blame yourself a bit more - just so you’d ask yourself what you could do better next time.
All you know now is that he’s mad, red - hot fury plastered all over his thin pale face. His expression, already deadly and hostile, at this moment looks simply demonic. All you know now is that he’s gripping your wrist and sinking his sharp nails as deep into your prickled skin as possible while dragging you somewhere unknown. Somewhere deep within the forest.
You take in the smell of cold, fresh rain as your naked feet splash into the soaking grass, leaving a muddy trail behind. The forest feels alive - living and breathing into the early winter, the earthy scent of wet wood and linden heavy in the air. It’s breathtakingly beautiful, all this green scenery, even the icy air filling your lungs and the silent song of the sparrows left to die in the cold. You’re trying to appreciate this short moment of peace and quiet, of finally feeling the earth beneath you for the first time in what feels like years, but you just can’t ignore the biting, freezing chill that wraps around your body like a coat woven by Death herself.
You’re wearing nothing but a flimsy white nightgown that sticks to your body, pretty and way too long it drags against the damp soil, sullying the beautiful lace. It’s almost funny, you think. The delicate fabric seems red under the soft moonlight - like blood, and it makes you feel like some fucked up fairytail metaphor of a princess, a trembling virgin waiting to be deflowered by the beast. But this can’t be further from the truth - there is nothing left for him to take.
Adam stops suddenly, making you trip and swing towards him - but instead of catching you, he pushes you to the side.
“Watch your step.” He hisses through gritted teeth, once again reaching to grab your hand. “We’re almost there. If you don’t want me to leave you to the wolves, you better keep up.” He adds, resuming his quick step ahead. Somewhere in your rational mind you know he’s just trying to scare you into walking faster - there is no way there are wolves this far up north, and even if there were, he would never let them hurt you. Would he?
“Alright. We’ve arrived.” The man stops after a while, letting go of you. You turn to look at him, eyes full of confusion. You’re in the middle of nowhere. There is nothing here aside from a few bushes and a big hole covered in dry leaves. “What is–”
“This will be your grave.” He interrupts you before you can even question him, gesturing to the wide open pit as he shoves you closer to the edge - so close you’re staring at the pitch black void that awaits you at the other side. You freeze in your place, unable to move an inch, cold sweat running down your back.
You’ve pictured this night countless times before - the night when you finally die. Somehow you imagined it would be different; a lot less romantic. You thought your heart would stop due to the constant stress and paranoia, or Adam would squeeze your throat just a bit too tight - your face would get just a touch too purple and you’d kick the bucket. He’d force his length down your throat and you’d choke on your own vomit, or he would simply beat you up so badly you wouldn’t wake up the next morning. You never thought your end would be so picturesque - wearing a beautiful, sensual robe under the moonlight, slowly bleeding out as the sun rises over your cold, unmoving form. He’d probably kiss your dead lips and hold your hand too.
No. You can’t let this happen. You don’t want this to happen. He doesn’t get to decide whether your death is pretty, ugly or fucking gruesome, whether your guts stick out for the world to see. You can’t let yourself die beautifully. You can’t let him see himself as some romantic gothic hero from the old books. He has to be the grim reaper, he has to realize he’s nothing more than a sadistic, lonely creep with vengeance and a sick fascination for blood that just happened to be yours.
“Are you going to kill me?” You whisper, voice as smooth as you can force it to be. You can’t let him know you’re scared. His eyes, so far sharp and calculated, suddenly narrow with a crazed glint - and he takes a step towards you, wrapping his hands around your waist. You can feel his weight resting against your body, a clear signal that one wrong move and you will both slip down the drain. “Maybe I will.” Adam leans in just slightly to whisper in your ear, chuckling at the way your shoulders stiffen completely - fists clenched to remain balanced. “Maybe I won’t.” His hot breath hits the freezing skin of your neck, but instead of another human’s warmth, all you feel is ice - cold fear. “It doesn’t really matter.”
“You fucking asshole–” You hiss inaudibly, small angry tears forming in your eyes. You can swear you’re not angry - or at least you shouldn’t be. One can only be angry when their expectations are being met - you should know better than anyone what the man is capable of. Yet somewhere far inside you still find the courage, the patience to feel rage, to feel cheated; tricked. “What do you mean it doesn’t matter? It’s my fucking life on–” Your sentence gets cut off by the deep guttural sobs tearing off from deep within your lungs. If you weren’t a second away from falling into your literal grave, you’d be beating at his chest right now with all the energy you have left - which isn’t a lot, but you’d give it your damn best.
“Shh, baby, it’s alright.” Your captor wraps his arms around you, breathing in your sweetness mixed in with the rain and the light earthy scent of the forest. For a second he can imagine laying you on the wet soil, not even shoving you down like usual, just gently pushing your body deeper and deeper into the mud until all that’s left unburied is your lips. “You always say you want to die, don’t you? I mean, you obviously seem to think that being with me is a fate worse than death.” He slaps on a big taunting smile, and you can’t decide if it makes you scared or furious. “So what’s different now?”
You inhale slowly.
“You-you–!” You feel your cheeks heat up with ire as your whole body prepares to attack the very source of all these complicated feelings, when… Nothing. Your fists can’t reach him, nor can your poisonous words break his heart for the second time. You’ve slipped into the world of the dead, somewhere far away. It’s darker than the winter night and more quiet than you had anticipated Hell would be - the only thing you hear is your own shallow heartbeat.
“Look at what you did, you stupid girl.” Someone pulls you back into the human realm, forcing you to open your eyes. “You’re fucking pathetic, you know that?” The voice sneers with the same old malice you can recognise even with your hands covering your ringing ears - so you must still be alive. Or maybe people are right, and Hell is on here on earth. “Scared of life, yet terrified of death.” Adam keeps mocking you, stepping closer to the pit so he can see exactly how pitiful you look, squirming in the dirt. “Also fucking clumsy at that. You know, I was just teasing you, but you really went and got yourself into that filthy hole. Just how useless can you be.”
You gulp, your dry throat straining against your tonsils. You’re alive - and you’ve made a fool of yourself just like always. Sometimes you wonder if you only exist to entertain Adam, if the whole reason for your being is one big excuse for him to hurt you until whatever is haunting him goes away. Yet it never does, and you’re not sure which of you is more pitiful.
“P-please…” You whimper weakly. You’re not sure what you’re even begging him for - to stop talking, to go away or to help you get out of this black, bottomless pit. You’re so cold, so wet - you just want to go home, although… Maybe your home doesn’t exist anymore.
“I can’t hear you, sweetheart. Speak louder.” The man coos, his shadow towering over you in a cruel reminder that even in death he’d still follow, somehow. “Do you need a hand? You’d have to be more convincing than that if you want me to help you, baby. Why should I waste my time saving a woman who doesn’t even love me?”
Your stomach turns, you’ve been here before. It’s a trap question - whatever you say, it’d still be the wrong answer, because with Adam there are no right answers. There is only suffering and dread over and over again until you’re both old and decaying in your own filth somewhere in the basement of his late mother’s cottage, surrounded by rats just waiting to feast on your flesh once your hearts finally stop. And even then you’d know no peace - he’d probably find you in Hell. You’ve been sharing his pain for too long, whether you like it or not, whether you love him or not, you can’t deny your souls are tied, glued together with blood and bile and sweat and tears.
“Please stop playing around, Adam. Just get me out of here, okay?” You make your voice small and whiny, just the way he likes it to be when you plead with him. Part of you is fighting against the survival instinct to snap into pure submission - to promise him anything and everything, because you will, and then what? He’d take you home, he’d be sugary sweet for the next two days, approximately, before you inevitably fuck up again. It’s all pointless. This love of his is nothing more than an exercise of nihilism - you’re just unsure why he feels the need to drag you along.
“You’re just hopeless without me, aren’t you?” He says rather softly, recognising the clear retaliation in your tone. Then he jumps down the pit, landing on his two feet like a panther - like he had rehearsed for this moment alone. It goes as usual. He stretches his hand towards you. You take a quick look at him. You reach in, just barely hanging on. Fingers hovering under his clenched fist. Shivering. He kisses your wrist. Standing up slowly. You’re dizzy. He wipes the mud off your face. Headache. Your chest tightens.
And he gets to hold your hand and carry you away as the sun approaches, bright and blinding under the clouds just like a bloody fucking fairytale.
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Charred Legacy: Chapter Forty-Nine
(AO3 counterpart here.)
To say the Clan’s reaction was jubilant would be underselling it.
Fireheart was the first into camp, wasting no time in rushing to a waiting Whitecloud and Dustpelt and shouting, “The dogs are gone! We saw the humans taking them away!”
The sandy clearing exploded with yowls of joy as cats leaped to their feet and flared their fur exuberantly, swapping thrilled looks and shouting themselves like they wanted to be the first to share the news with everyone else. The apprentices were the loudest and wildest, Cloudpaw rushing to Brightpaw as she straightened up to bump her head on his with a purr that could have echoed through camp were it not already full of yelling and cheers. Even Thornpaw was bouncing on his toes, his usually frowning face alight with giddiness.
“And you didn’t smell any in our territory?” Whitecloud asked, somewhat excited himself.
“Not one.” Mousefur maneuvered to stand beside Fireheart. “We checked all over.”
Dustpelt tip-tapped in place, tail curling over his back. He looked at his deputy. “I can take another patrol out tomorrow to be sure, but if there’s not even a scent left…”
Whitecloud’s eyes creased. “We may have survived this after all. Well done, all three of you.”
Fireheart caught Dustpelt’s eye. The pair swapped beams.
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Whitecloud was still cautious, even with this news; he led a patrol into the south and sent Dustpelt’s own patrol out north, combing the forest for any lick of dog. They came home closely behind each other with the news that they had found nothing, earning even more cheers. Even so, a couple days passed with cats only going out to hunt, to be absolutely sure there was no danger left.
“We ought to speak to the rest of the Clans and see if they have any more dogs with them,” Dustpelt said to Fireheart as they ate together with Sandstorm. “It’s better to be certain.”
“Gathering’s coming up in a couple nights,” Sandstorm replied with a full mouth. “We can ask then.”
Fireheart nodded. “We might see a RiverClan patrol and we can ask them about it if we’re near Sunningrocks.”
Dustpelt rolled a shoulder. “I guess so. But then we’d need you to be on that patrol, wouldn’t we?”
“I’d be happy to go,” Fireheart jokingly sniffed. “Stars know you’d be received poorly there.”
Dustpelt gave a good-humored roll of the eyes and returned to eating his sparrow.
The Clan’s confidence only grew by every night cats came home reporting nothing but the smell of growing plants and waking prey. As the Gathering drew closer, conversation turned to whether the other Clans had lost as many cats as ThunderClan had, and how Whitecloud was going to explain the situation with Bluestar when he inevitably arrived at the Gathering as their spokesperson. Fireheart’s entire body would involuntarily flinch every time that came up, but he said nothing. Some small part of him wondered how long it would be before Whitecloud made his way to the Mother to receive his name.
As it happened, one night he walked past Cinderpaw and Yellowfang talking with Whitecloud himself on his way to breakfast.
“You do have a point,” the deputy said, his long tail curled neatly around his feet. “And it wouldn’t anger the Three?”
Yellowfang snorted. “We anger them more by waiting for her to die.”
“The Clan does need a leader,” Cinderpaw agreed. “And I remember hearing you talk to Speckletail about this.”
Whitecloud hummed thoughtfully.
Fireheart, unaware that he had paused in his walking, watched the group as they sat together in front of the meeting stump. He jolted when Whitecloud’s eyes roamed and caught him, but before he could scurry away, the long tail curled, beckoning him over.
“This could use your input while Dustpelt’s outside,” he said as Fireheart hesitantly approached. “Yellowfang has suggested I go with her and Cinderpaw to the Mother for a leader ceremony.”
Fireheart’s own tail wrapped around a back leg. “What about Bluestar?”
Whitecloud’s eyes fell a little. “When I return, she’ll be retired as Bluedusk to elderhood.”
Some lingering, stubborn part of Fireheart’s mind wanted to argue that Bluestar should stay leader until her death. The more realistic and honest part of him knew better.
He took in a breath and nodded. “I think that would be a good idea. Will you take her den, then?”
Whitecloud lowered his chin in a single nod. “And she’ll be moved to the elder’s den. I’d like you and Dustpelt to take charge while I’m gone.” His eyes lit up keenly. “And when I come back, I’ll announce which one of you will be my deputy.”
Heart doing a somersault in a mixed wave of excitement and fear, Fireheart dipped his head. “We’ll take care of things. Have a safe journey.”
“Halt.”
When Fireheart looked up, Yellowfang was staring at him. Her long claws dug into the sand, even though her face was impassive, and there was something in her eyes he couldn’t decipher.
“Something wrong?” Whitecloud asked after a small pause.
Yellowfang grunted. “I want the boy to accompany us to the border.”
“Ooh, that’d be fun!” Cinderpaw bobbed on her toes. “And that’ll be your last chance to suck up to Whitecloud to guarantee the deputy position!”
Fireheart rolled his eyes and Whitecloud purred a chuff.
“Four to a patrol is good luck,” Yellowfang said dryly to her apprentice. “We want all the fortune we can get on this voyage.” Her buggy eyes flicked to Fireheart. “And I sense we’ll need it.”
“Dustpelt should be back soon…” Whitecloud mused. He spoke to Fireheart. “What do you think?”
“I can come,” Fireheart said. “Just to the border, and then I can hurry back. Dustpelt’s just out hunting, right? And there’s not too many cats in camp right now.”
Whitecloud paused, thinking, and then nodded. “Let’s head out, then.”
Fireheart glanced around camp, just to be sure. Barely anyone was inside, with Goldenflower, Aspenpaw, the kits, and the elders all in their dens. The remaining warriors were eating or dozing in the center of camp.
They’ll be okay, Fireheart thought, even though his stomach was squeezed by a sudden anxiety. Just for a bit, until Dustpelt gets home.
At his returning focus on Whitecloud, the deputy stood and hopped onto the stump. The few cats that were around spoke scattered approval as he announced where he was going. Notably, none of them seemed to think about Bluestar at the prospect of a new leader. Fireheart didn’t say anything, just followed Whitecloud and the seers out of camp with a lingering glance at his mentor’s den, the smell of greasy fur and stale meat drifting out of it.
“Ooh, this is going to be so exciting!” Cinderpaw bounced alongside him about as well as she could with a bad leg. “And Yellowfang said I’m getting my name at the next seer meeting, so this will be my last time going to the Mother as an apprentice!”
Fireheart blinked in surprise. “That’s awesome! It’s finally time, huh?”
“Would name her alone,” Yellowfang said over her shoulder, “but we’ve another ceremony to do.”
“And we’re supposed to do it with all the other seers present.” Cinderpaw bobbed her head.
“Ach, I care not about that.” Yellowfang swept her matted tail contemptuously. “Merely an old superstition, not law.”
“It’s still good to do things traditionally!” Cinderpaw protested.
“You do things smartly, fool girl,” Yellowfang rasped. “Tradition has nothing to do with it.”
Cinderpaw stuck her tongue out at her mentor. Fireheart twitched his whiskers, glad Yellowfang’s back was turned.
It was the middle of the night, with not a cloud in the sky. Stars peppered the blue-black expanse, and Fireheart tripped once or twice looking up at them, grateful for a clear night. The moon wasn’t quite full yet—that was a couple nights from now—but he could imagine the Moon Stone would be lit up by it regardless.
The voices of his companions faded into the background as Fireheart drank in his surroundings. The earth was soft and almost snow-free, small green shoots poked out of the ground to introduce themselves to the world, and the occasional faint scuttle alerted him to prey that were just as eager as he was for spring to return. He imagined Cloudpaw and Snowpaw prancing around the forest, no longer invisible in the snow, and Brightpaw reemerging from camp with her single eye shining with wonder again. Mousefur would be thrilled to continue mentoring her apprentice. Fireheart wondered who Whitecloud would assign mentorship of Tawnykit and Bramblekit to, once the time came for their ceremony.
So he went, absorbing the world around him, eyes roaming even as the trees turned scarred and black and the smell of ash greeted him, a single crow peering at him from one of the cracked branches. From here, walking by Cinderpaw, he could see the tall, dead grass of the neutral grounds—could see birds flying out of it in flocks, could see a trail of it rustling, could see a dark lump in the distance—
Dark lump…
“Let’s go, let’s go!” Cinderpaw leaped ahead of him, limp-bounding for the grass. “We’re burning moonlight!”
“Slow down, child!” Yellowfang barked, hobbling after her as quickly as she could go.
Fireheart stopped, squinting at the lump. It was moving around wildly, the grass being trampled and bent wherever it went.
“Hold on,” he said, but the others were ahead now, Whitecloud hurrying after the others with a chuff as Cinderpaw reached the edge of the neutral grounds and was bouncing in place.
That’s not a deer.
That’s…
The lump paused at Cinderpaw’s shouting. Then it barreled towards them, its features becoming clearer.
“STOP!” Fireheart yelled, racing forward. “We need to go back, now!”
Whitecloud paused and turned, looking at him in mild alarm. “What’s going on?”
The lump wasn’t visible as he got closer to the grass, but he could faintly hear heavy breathing. He skidded to a halt when he reached Cinderpaw and Yellowfang, hissing, “There’s a dog coming!”
Cinderpaw stopped, all the joy draining out of her face. “What?”
Now the rustling and breathing got louder, and fast. An oily stink that was all too familiar grew stronger. Yellowfang’s eyes widened.
“Girl,” she said, “run.”
Cinderpaw didn’t move, frozen with fear. Without thinking, Fireheart grabbed her scruff and pulled hard. She yelped, but it did the trick, and she started limping into the deeper part of the forest, the rest hot on her heels.
They barely made it a few steps before Fireheart looked back to see a massive, brindled, wrinkled beast bursting out of the grass. Its wide, dark face was parted to reveal teeth and a long tongue, and its darker eyes glittered with hunger.
“RUN!” Fireheart yowled to Cinderpaw.
The dog paused for just a moment, its eyes on the fleeing cats. Its feral stare landed on someone ahead of Fireheart, and it dove forward, catching up easily with half of the cats moving slower. Fireheart instinctively scrambled to the side, his heart pounding and head almost dizzy with fear. He looked up and cried out—the dog’s massive paw slammed down on Cinderpaw’s back, earning a shriek of pain. Fireheart halted, turning towards the chaos and dreading the sight coming next.
“DON’T YOU DARE!”
Yellowfang flung herself at the titanic head, slashing and snapping. Her claws landed just above the dog’s eye, swiping down and earning a yelp. The dog jerked its head up, causing her to fall off, and shook its muzzle wildly, taking a step back. Yellowfang jumped in front of her apprentice, bristling and baring her broken teeth.
“You’re not taking my fool!” she roared. “Cinderpaw, flee!”
Cinderpaw was on her feet again, but panic had taken over her. She looked around, eyes not really focusing, like she was trying to find a place to hide but was too scared to actually see one.
Whitecloud pushed at her, turning in horror just as the dog recovered from its pain and lunged for Yellowfang. Whitecloud raced forward, shouting something Fireheart didn’t quite hear out of his own terror.
Don’t you freeze now, something in Fireheart’s mind snarled at himself.
“FIREHEART!” Whitecloud bellowed. “Get Cinderpaw out of here!”
Yellowfang was now in the dog’s jaws, screeching and spitting and flailing as hard as she could. Whitecloud was clinging to the dog’s neck, cutting it and trying to get Yellowfang loose. Fireheart heard a crack.
They had to go.
He forced himself to turn away and raced for Cinderpaw, who was watching, motionless. He grabbed her scruff again and hauled her along a few steps.
“Come on!” he shouted, his voice cracking as one of the yowling voices ceased.
Cinderpaw said nothing, just finally started moving. She ran as fast as she could, which was surprisingly quick for a limping molly. Fireheart stayed behind her, nudging her when she started to slow down.
The second voice stopped too. All they could hear now was the growling and barking of the brindled monster behind them. Fireheart smelled meat and blood.
He pushed Cinderpaw, whimpering as she was, and picked up his pace.
The dog didn’t follow them.
It had other things to play with.
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i finished season 4 of the umbrella academy a few days ago, after re-watching my beloved season 2 i’ve come up with thinks i liked and disliked about the season
so here is my rant.
Liked/noticed:
- Both Brellie ben and Sparrow ben died Because of Jennifer. imagine no matter what timeline your in you die because of your heart, brellie ben wanted to save her and not blow her up, sparrow ben wanting to feel seen and belong to somthing/someone (i love brellie and sparrow ben so much ill rant about him later dw)
- LUTHERRR went from being a Luther disliked to a Luther lover- he’s so silly omg i can’t-
- KLAUS MY BELOVED (that’s it a just loved seeing klaus will rant about what i didn’t like soon)
- Jean & Gene- before you say anything. THEY MATCHED EACH OTHERS FREAKS SO WELL
(when will i find somone who match’s my freak they way they match each others?)
- KLAUS AND CLAIRE OMG MY BABYS I CANT- HES THE BEST UNCLE 😭
- DEIGO, I LOVE HIM SM I LOVED SEEING HIM BE A FAMILY MAN.
DISLIKES (THERE IS A LOT)
*ahem*
why did luther get his ape body back, its not connected to his powers at all. they just did it to make two bad jokes didn't they
HOW DID SHE GET IN THE SQUID
they said durango was supposed to be more powerful the all the brellie combined if she came in contact with them but all she did was turn into a fleshy blob monster?
how did five start the commission?
why didn’t reggie just kill jenifer inseatd of making an elaborate truman show around d her? we all know he would have no problem killing g her bc he already did in the brellie timeline
how could claire and grace and the twins still be alive when their parents never existed. that would've created another grandfather paradox according to this shows logic i guess not?
WHERE IS SLOANE? AND RAY? YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIVE THAT THE RAYMOND CHESTNUT WOUDL WALK OUT IN ALLISON? I THINK NOT! if the actor didn’t want to/couldn’t be in the show i understand but at least make a good reason.
when Five meets the other Fives in the diner he doesn't show any symptoms of Paradox Psychosis
Diego dies without saying goodbye to his children
Abigail's storyline made NO sense at all
WHY ARE THE ALIENS?
Klaus' new powers are shown for a second and then for the rest of the season he's basically reduced to a prostitute, ruining all the anticipation of seeing his true strength that has been building up since season 2 and he lost all of his self improvement
why in the hell was Lila shooting laser from her eyes? where did that power come from?
oh yeah! AND WHATS THE DEAL WITH LILA AND FIVE? IT HAD NOTHING TO SO WITH THE PLOT AT ALL
AND WHILE IM ON THIS TOPIC WHY DIDNT DEIGO STUTTER WHEN HE FOUND OUT?
AND HE SAID LILA HATED BRACELETS (and traded on he got her for a Dyson vacuum) BUT SHE KEPT THE ONE FORM THE ASYLUM AND WORE IT FOR THE WHOLE OF SEAOSN 2 (AND MAYBE 3?) MAYBE DEIGO JUST HAS BAD TASTE IN BUYING BRACLETS?
SOBIBNG
i will do i post on why i love ben and Klaus so much eventually:3
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I haven't said much about S4 but I will say, I do not like the direction they took all the characters in. Especially both Ben's.
I think my least favorite part about how they go about Ben (Brellie and Sparrow) is that how they have the siblings dealing with them makes zero sense. Ben was supposedly the beginning of the end of the UA. Even though they didn’t even remember how he died. His death was such an emotional impact that their family imploded. So why does it seem like they glossed over A. Ben being around 17 years after his death and just hanging with Klaus. B. Literally saw adult him in S1 but had all of a “oh wow” reaction. Then in S2 seemed to not care when Klaus said (one of my fave scenes tbh), “Ghost can’t time travel”. I get he’s been dead forever but it just seems like there should have been some reaction.
My next issue is, when Sparrow Ben comes, they take him around like he’s their Ben. Which, in my opinion is why he could never feel connected to them. There was never a point where the Brellies accepted him for the Ben he is now. Granted there were scenes with Viktor and Allison trying to help him and Luther keeping up with him but that’s my point too. Viktor wanted to help Ben so badly because he saved him, but, he didn’t. At least not that Ben. I think they’d still try to help any of the Sparrows if they still existed and it was them inside but, Viktor’s reasoning for trying to save him, and Allison’s too was, “He’s our brother”. But he isn’t. He’s not their brother and if I was supposed to as the viewer, assume that a part of the reason they were gripping onto him is because they lost their Ben, then I would have liked to see that in the show.
I know that the Brellies are very accepting people and tend to accept anyone into their fold as we have seen with Lila and Sloane. But the thing is those two people did not grow up with them. They did not witness the death of someone they considered siblings (meaning the Brellies didn’t grow up with Lila or Sloane and watch them die). They don’t seem to even have a real reaction to the fact that when they go back to their original timeline that basically kind of erased their Ben in totality. They all parted ways when the New World was created and Ben left to his own devices and ended up in prison. So I am not going to assume that in between the years of season three and season four they were just keeping up with him.
I just feel like for a show that started it first season catapulting us into the personal issues of the siblings. It didn’t do a good job going through the motions of them in later season. In short, I feel like a show that clung to the complicated and dysfunctional family theme kind of crashed and burned in seasons three and four. It became less about the siblings working through their problems and dynamics and more about going back to a plot that never really made that much sense. There were aspects of season four that could have made for a great conversation and most of them were deleted scenes, which is beyond me.
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Every umbrella academy character ranked (seasons 1-4)
After that shitshow of a fourth season, i felt it necessary to redo this.
#36 -The Sparrows (Jayme, Alphonso, Fae etc.)
The show had no clue what to do with these characters. They sit around being evil for a little while only to promptly die within four episodes. Also one of them is a fucking cube?!? Whats up with that?
#35 - Sloane
How come she disappears in season 4 but not sparrow Ben? So much of this makes no sense.
#34 -Sparrow Ben
I hate this character with my whole being. He goes around calling people emo as if HE DOESNT WAKE UP EVERY MORNING WITH A SCOWL ON HIS STUPID FACE AND EMO HAIR ON HIS STUPID FOREHEAD. He's so rude and awful and i'm given no reason by the show to give a shit where he ends up.
#33 -Carl Cooper
This one speaks for itself.
#32 -Reggie's wife
The two of them annoyed me so much.
#31 -Viktor
Moochy emo sod. Elliott Page's acting got progressively worse throughout the series (and i like Elliott Page, but this wasnt his best work.)- season 1 Vanya was tolerable, beyond that i couldn't stand this character. All his jokes land flat and he has the charisma of a piece of cardboard.
#30 -Season 4 Five
For the sake of this ranking, i am treating seasons 1-3 Five and season 4 Five as seperate characters. Seems like the writers were doing the same. What the fuck, guys? How do you bulldoze a character this badly?
Season 4 Five was unfunny, selfish, cowardly, and most of all on a different plane of being from the Five we all knew and loved. Screw you, season 4 Five, you're not canon.
#29 -Season 4 Lila
I'm treating Lila the same way. Season 4 Lila was an injustice to seasons 2-3 Lila.
#28 -Harlan
Couldn't care less about him. He represents to me when the umbrella academy started going to shit in season 3.
#27 -Jennifer
Again, we are given no reason to care about her.
#26 -Pogo
He was just there for the exposition. They never explained why Reggie was doing experiments on monkeys??
#25 -Reggie
He was quite a good villain but i still hate him. Really goofy at times, too.
#24 -Jean and Gene
They were quite good actually. If season 4 wasn't a dumpster fire, i reckon they'd have been able to really shine.
#23 -Cha Cha
This is getting into better territory. I liked Cha Cha, she was badass, but not well developed.
#22 -Detective Patch
Again, i liked her, but she wasn't given much time to develop as a character.
#21 -The Swedes
They were funny, whimsical villains that were fun to watch on screen. Funny and whimsical are two adjectives that TUA used to embody.
#20 -Elliott
My guy just wanted to eat fish and be a conspiracy theorist 😔
#19 -Sissy
Welcome back, Sheldon's mum.
In all seriousness, she was well acted despite Viktor's actor giving her nothing to work with, so props to her.
#18 -Dave
WE GOT ZERO MENTIONS OF DAVE IN SEASONS 3-4?!? DESPITE HIM BEING A HUGE PART OF KLAUS'S CHARACTER?!?! WHEN I CATCH YOU WRITERS-
#17 -Destiny's children
I am in fact an active member
#16 -Luther
I have bumped Luther up my list because in seasons 3-4 he sort of embraces his goofiness, but in seasons 1-2 he is an insufferable, incestuous moron. He is up here for good character development and i wished he could have ended up with Sloane.
#15 -Agnes
She was really cute and sweet, i liked her a lot. RIP season 1, you were peak.
#14 -Herb and Dot
They were sweet and funny too, and i miss the whole idea of the time commission.
#13 -Kenny's mum
An honourable mention
#12 -Grace
Grace was super well performed and poignant. I have no issues with Grace.
#11 -Stan
Live, laugh, love Stan. I hate that the trauma of losing him was never mentioned in season 4 for Diego or Lila.
My top 10
#10 -Lenoard Peabody/ Harold Jenkins

I stand by him being one of the best-acted and most cleverly written villains of all time. He is not only a well-executed surprise villain, but a scarily accurate one, and the actor plays him to perfection. We even start to like him before the cracks show. Also he looks like a creepy version of Lin Manuel Miranda.
#9 -Ray

Season 4 did Ray DIRTY. It was completely out of character for him to just walk out. They could have at least have him die in a tragic accident or something. Season 2 Ray is the perfect, most charismatic, ideal man and i hold him in my heart forever and in my head Alison and Ray ended up together.
#8 -Hazel

He had one of the best arcs on the show, period. Continues to represent everything good about the first two seasons of TUA. He was flawed, he was human, he was loveable.
#7 -Umbrella Ben

He seemed like he could have been a brilliant character with more screen time. His sacrifice in season 2 was a genuinely moving moment. The backstreet boys moment is SO FUNNY and his and Klaus's dynamic is something i really miss.
#6 -The Handler

We don't appreciate The Handler enough. The show started rolling downhill as soon as The Handler was gone. She was the glue that held the show together, one of the best villains/antagonists in TV history.
#5 -Allison

Yes, season 3 Allison made some stupid choices and did some terrible things, but a lot of it came from grief and she redeemed herself in season 4 imo. Seasons 1-2 Allison was one of the most charismatic, endearing and empathetic characters on the show.
#4 -Seasons 1-2 Lila

I love you. I miss you. Come back to me.
#3 -Diego

Bumped up the list for being a CONSISTENTLY good character who is flawdd but still extremely loveable and hilarious.
#2 -Seasons 1-3 Five

Seasons 1-3 Five would shoot season 4 Five in the face. He is the daddy here, and season 4 Five is the creepy uncle.
Original Five is a masterfully crafted, hilarious, unique, intelligent character and i will not let season 4 ruin it for me.
#1 -Klaus

This needs no justification.
What do you think? How far do you agree?
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Okay folks here is my honest review of season 4 of the umbrella academy (not that it matters but this is from a person who’s obsession runs so deep I started a meme page for this show, I started making edits because of this show, I found out how to label my sexuality because of this show, after season 1 I bought all the comics and then I also bought the you look like death comics when they came out, I have nearly every funko pop (rip hazel and cha cha when I get you and when I get young Ben my collection will be complete) I love this show more than words can describe)
I was expecting it to be bad, in the way that season 3 was bad, and it wasn’t bad in that way, however there was still some awful cgi (tua really shows me that shows can have wonderful and awful cgi at the same time)
I enjoyed the first episode and became hopeful when Klaus got the dog tags but then he doesn’t even put them on despite keeping them. I loved Klaus’s friendship with Claire, I liked Luther acting like a golden retriever. Blah blah blah. I liked Diego and the piñata and the fact they called their firstborn Grace was really sweet
However the continuity errors in this season really bothered me. At the end of season 3 Klaus still has the dog tags and temple tattoo, in the promotional picture Klaus has the temple tattoo, yet in the show it wasn’t there.
The plot hole of Sloane not being there (I know realistically when Allison told Reggie the timeline she wanted she was being selfish but still)
Also the thing about Lila and hating bracelets totally goes back on the fact that Diego got her one in season 2 and she wore it all the time.
THE FACT IT TOOK THEM SO LONG TO GET TO MAINE BUT WHEN PEOPLE JUST WALKED OFF THEY GOT BACK TO THEIR HOUSES AND STUFF SO FAST
The fact Ray leaving was mentioned only twice and we never got more information on that.
The fact that Klaus pulled the lovers card and Dave didn’t come back! The fact Klaus had time to try to summon Dave and just didn’t. Klaus writing STOP on their hand and then that just disappearing. Also Klaus’s PTSD just not being shown anymore.
I’m not even going to talk about the Lila and Five situation because I’m so unbelievably angry about it. I’m obviously angry about Dave not being mentioned at all.
Also I thought Klaus being a medium was clever but also then it just turned into them being used and idk I just want Klaus to be happy
Also Ben this season was funny, but I just miss brelly Ben so much.
And while they were in the subway station I was waiting for Brelly ben to show up because the scene in season 3 of Ben BEING ON A TRAIN! I was like oh that must be brelly ben, like that’s where he went after turning into swiss cheese and then they’d get him and have him face sparrow Ben or something.
And after all of the lead up to how Ben originally died and it just being that Reggie killed him. I feel like that wasn’t that big of a shock value because Reginald seems like the type to do that. I also feel like it was kind of boring. But I did appreciate the fact the young cast were in season 4
Also I’m not saying Jennifer should have died but they said only one of them needed to die and I know it’s selfish to want Ben to live and I felt bad for Jennifer it’s just I didn’t really grow attached to her
I understand why it ended the way it did but also am upset with the ending. I admit the marigolds at the end were cute, but even though I know it’s self indulgent to wish for this I just wanted them to be happy. Or even if the ending was just like a time loop and it restarted back to season 1 would have made me feel a bit more satisfied.
I don’t know, it’s just that I’ve grown up watching tua, I’ve spent five years of my life hyperfixating on this show, and it feels like the actors care about their characters and the writers do not.
However I’m so glad I got to be part of this journey with all the other TUA fans, I thank everyone who supported my meme page I have on Instagram, who makes fan art, fan fiction, and edits about the show and comics, everyone who cares about TUA, and I’m sorry that it ended the way that it did because frankly seeing the fans care more about the characters than the writers hurts. Knowing the injustices done to the characters hurts, but I’m glad I’m not alone when I say season four kinda fucking sucked.
EDIT: NOT TO EVEN MENTION IN SEASON 3 BEN KEPT DRAWING JENNIFER THEN THAT WAS NEVER MENTIONED IN SEASON 4 and CLAIRE KNEW KLAUS WAS IMMORTAL LIKE WHEN DID SHE FIND THAT OUT
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