#and here i have an excuse for barbie mugshots!

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Hanako

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Oh c’mon you knew I had to.

My version of the Barbie mugshot with stricklake because I just COULD NOT get it out of my head:

This is specifically from my Trollhunter!Strickler au solely because of the white streak in Barbara’s hair lol and now that I’ve drawn it I am oh so tempted to have it be an actual scene that happens somewhere along the story…

Little snippet of the would-be scene (it's so long it got away from me, I'm sorry):

*the two are rummaging around in a very much broken into museum to find what may or not be a message from Nomura*

Barbara: Walt...?

Walter: Hm? Yes, love?

Barbara: What's that outside?

Walter, pausing for a second to listen: Oh. That would be the em...the police, my dear.

Barbara: Oh, okay, okay, excuse me, the WHAT.

Walter: ...Em. That is, I- um I suggest you hide the skathe-hrün somewhere, lest the authorities care to investigate further into what exactly it is when they take it from your person.

Barbara: So we're not even avoiding this? You know, getting arrested by the police?

Walter: Mmmm, no, unfortunately. I don't want you using the skathe-hrün (or more specifically its magic) anymore than absolutely necessary for today. You've expended yourself enough as it is.

Barbara: And getting arrested for breaking and entering is not an 'absolute necessity'???

Walter: Not particularly, it would only be a considered a second-degree burglary since it is a museum and not a residential, habitated building; which that sub-type of burglary is a 'wobbler' charge in the state of California, which equates—if it is persecuted as a misdemanor rather than a felony—to merely (at most) a year in county jail—

Barbara: A year?!

Walter: —and 1,000 dollar fine if, that is, we are found guilty by being proven to have harbored the intent to steal something, of which we did not and do not have evident by the fact neither of us pocess any given tools to break or take any item from its case. I assume this is the first time you have been accused of any given crime aside from speeding or any other driving-related violation? Without evidence of a previous criminal record we should be lined up quite well to be merely fined or, if NotEnrique can manage it (if I can bear to call upon endless embarassment and taunting), nothing at all but a slap on the wrist though I doubt we could not accomplish that on our own given our positions in the community as school teacher and doctor respectively.

Barbara: You have wings, Walt.

Walter: And mothman escaping a building with a strangely human-shaped figure in its arms is not at all a cause for alarm to the police who will no doubt be keeping close watch of all exits and entrances which would also draw unneeded attention before we can reach the proper cover of the clouds.

Barbara: *face-palms* Getting arrested. How wonderful. 'Oh, just breaking and entering, officer, not much.'

Walter: It is hardly as terrible as it sounds, really. We can omit the 'breaking' portion since we snuck in through the window without running into any trouble that would damage it. Frankly, we could go the route of claiming guilty to the crime of trespassing according to the Penal Code 602 (California's trespassing law) being that we entered the exhibit past museum hours. On top of which it is far more accurate to what we're doing in actuality, not proper burglary since we have established neither of us had the intent to run off with anything that was not ours. Doing so we would also fare far better than with a so-called 'breaking and entering' offense (such a named law does not actually exist in California, only burglary and trespassing separately but I will clasify it as the burglary law for sake of consistency) in which we would be recieving just a simple fine rather than possible felony charges that could come with a second-degree burglary we may have committed.

Barbara: Not really helping here, Walt.

Walter: Right, apologies-

Barbara: Which, of course, getting arrested is an experience you obviously know about.

Walter: The (pun intended) offense aimed against me is dully noted. However, my dear, the fact I know how the intricacies of the specific laws of California operate does not entail I have been arrested prior to this. That would be Nomura who holds the experience in that particular department.

*pause*

Barbara: Walt. Don't you dare. You stop it right there. Unless you want--

Walt: The police department. Heh. *guilty snort*

Barbara: *sends him the disappointed death glare*

Police: *break through the door* Hands up! On the ground, now!

Walter: *laying down* I hardly find my pun to have been that egregious.

Barbara, already on the floor: Really, Walt? Good puns involve good TIMING too.

Police: Dispatch, we have the two culprits in question now in our custody. *taking a pair of cuffs out* You're coming with us. You have the right to remain silent.

Walter, being actively handcuffed: Well, I suppose then, now would be the less than appropriate time to say this museum has gained quite the em...standing in the Lake family...?

Barbara, being stood up with her arms behind her back: Officers, I have no idea who this man is.

Walter: I never once said I intended to make good puns.

I made this entirely too long but once it started I couldn't really find myself stopping. Whoops. Hope you enjoyed chaotic Walt not caring about being arrested because jail is honestly the least of his problems rn. It would honestly be a break.

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Did NeNe Leakes Just Claim Kim Zolciak Is Lying About Her Health Issues?? SO MUCH SHADE!

I look younger now than when I was in my early 20s

The drama continues.

As we reported, NeNe Leakes went on vacation with fellow Real Housewives Cynthia Bailey, Kandi Burruss, Porsha Williams, and Shereé Whitfield, as well as RHOA guests Shamea Morton, Eva Marcille, and Marlo Hampton. Both Kenya Moore and Kim Zolciak-Biermann chose to stay behind.

Video: NeNe Claps Back At Shereé's "Mugshot" Diss

The momma of six previously explained that she opted out because her husband, Kroy, wasn't invited. She shared:

"Less than two years ago, I had a stroke coming from L.A. which is a four-hour flight. Going to Barcelona, which is a 10-hour flight, does make me nervous. I know that my husband would make sure I'm okay. He knows why signs to look for. … It makes me very uneasy [to go without him]."

During Sunday night's episode, NeNe couldn't help but chime in on why she thought Kim was really missing:

"Kim could not join us cause she wanted to come with her husband. This is a girl's trip. The fact that Kim and Kroy have this co-dependency on each other, she can't do anything unless he's standing there. What the fuck? Like, go do something. Go tackle somebody out on the football field."

The 50-year-old reality star went on to question the Tardy To The Party singer's health excuses:

"Kim is the only person who has had cancer, thyroids, blood clots, open-heart surgery, a stroke, and is still running around here being negative. If you've had that much, you should be so positive and thankful that God has let you live through every disease in America. Cancer, stroke, thyroid, open-heart surgery, and still living? I can't get over it. God is good, honey. She's had it all! The bionic Barbie. She's had every illness in the world!"

Kim responded to NeNe, telling Whitfield:

"Is this bitch for real? So you think I lie about having a stroke? I lie about having open-heart surgery? I lie that I take thyroid medicine, bitch? She's fucking scum and I won't even acknowledge it. She's fucking trash. Period."

She later fired off a text to the whole group, calling NeNe out for having roaches in her house and claiming she parked her car in a handicapped spot, with a message saying:

"NeNe is sick and disgusting. And I'm not just speaking on the fact that she made fun of a SERIOUS health issue I had… But I am also speaking on the fact that she lives in a fucking roach nest. For someone who has two beautiful kids and an amazing husband, she should be worried about karma. But this is coming from the same person who takes handicapped spots from the handicapped."

NeNe didn't love that, and she responded:

"Fuck Kim, okay? Can't none of y'all bitches can step in my house and say a motherfucking thing because all my shit is brand new with real tags on the bitch, okay? … To say that I live in a roach-infested house? Her and her daughter are disgusting."

Wowww. This is too much.

Will this feud ever end??

[Image via Bravo.]

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Did NeNe Leakes Just Claim Kim Zolciak Is Lying About Her Health Issues?? SO MUCH SHADE!

The drama continues.

As we reported, NeNe Leakes went on vacation with fellow Real Housewives Cynthia Bailey, Kandi Burruss, Porsha Williams, and Shereé Whitfield, as well as RHOA guests Shamea Morton, Eva Marcille, and Marlo Hampton. Both Kenya Moore and Kim Zolciak-Biermann chose to stay behind.

Video: NeNe Claps Back At Shereé's "Mugshot" Diss

The momma of six previously explained that she opted out because her husband, Kroy, wasn't invited. She shared:

"Less than two years ago, I had a stroke coming from L.A. which is a four-hour flight. Going to Barcelona, which is a 10-hour flight, does make me nervous. I know that my husband would make sure I'm okay. He knows why signs to look for. … It makes me very uneasy [to go without him]."

During Sunday night's episode, NeNe couldn't help but chime in on why she thought Kim was really missing:

"Kim could not join us cause she wanted to come with her husband. This is a girl's trip. The fact that Kim and Kroy have this co-dependency on each other, she can't do anything unless he's standing there. What the fuck? Like, go do something. Go tackle somebody out on the football field."

The 50-year-old reality star went on to question the Tardy To The Party singer's health excuses:

"Kim is the only person who has had cancer, thyroids, blood clots, open-heart surgery, a stroke, and is still running around here being negative. If you've had that much, you should be so positive and thankful that God has let you live through every disease in America. Cancer, stroke, thyroid, open-heart surgery, and still living? I can't get over it. God is good, honey. She's had it all! The bionic Barbie. She's had every illness in the world!"

Kim responded to NeNe, telling Whitfield:

"Is this bitch for real? So you think I lie about having a stroke? I lie about having open-heart surgery? I lie that I take thyroid medicine, bitch? She's fucking scum and I won't even acknowledge it. She's fucking trash. Period."

She later fired off a text to the whole group, calling NeNe out for having roaches in her house and claiming she parked her car in a handicapped spot, with a message saying:

"NeNe is sick and disgusting. And I'm not just speaking on the fact that she made fun of a SERIOUS health issue I had… But I am also speaking on the fact that she lives in a fucking roach nest. For someone who has two beautiful kids and an amazing husband, she should be worried about karma. But this is coming from the same person who takes handicapped spots from the handicapped."

NeNe didn't love that, and she responded:

"Fuck Kim, okay? Can't none of y'all bitches can step in my house and say a motherfucking thing because all my shit is brand new with real tags on the bitch, okay? … To say that I live in a roach-infested house? Her and her daughter are disgusting."

Wowww. This is too much.

Will this feud ever end??

[Image via Bravo.]