#and her house is 100% covered in halloween decorations all year round

[zickmonkey]

I made a new self insert

[house-of-slayterr]

We've discussed Halloween with Hannibal (and what a joyous time it would be), but how about with the Fireflies? We see it quite well in the movie, but there's still plenty of stuff that we don't see - not to mention Blinky and Doe Eyes' involvement <3

Omg they totally go all out, are you kidding me! Their house looks spooky and disheveled all year round. Mama would just let the natural cobwebs build up. And I’d get a bunch of candles to set the atmosphere.

Spaulding would set up a haunted house in an old abandon barn. But it’s totally filled with real booby traps for the tourist. He’d go for more of demon clown look this time, spicing things up a little. And he’d totally make spiked cider and hand out mugs to everyone in the family as we watch the chaos of “haunted house”.

You’d have to beg Otis to dress up. The two of you would have a matching costume. You guys would go as Beetleguese and Lydia. Like I said though, it would take A LOT of convincing on your part. You’d have to have something that Otis wants. And he’d probably fight you on taking pictures, but I’d sneak some without him knowing for you.

Mama wouldn’t fit the spooky vibes. Like she loves the holiday, don’t get me wrong. But she takes the mean girls approach, and dresses extra slutty. I feel like she’d go as Tess from Burlesque. Hella glam with it.

How ever, Baby does a healthy mix of spooky and sexy. She’d go as Carrie, 100%. I’d make her a matching dress from the movie, and it would be no problem splashing her with blood. It’s not like she’s squeamish by any means. I’d curl her hair nice and pretty and do her makeup, and give her a nice crown. I’d also make her matching gloves with the dress.

Now as for Blinky, oh dear god… I don’t think anyone is ready. They go hard as duck on this holiday and take it way too seriously. Half the persuasion to get Otis to match with you was Blinky threatening to cut his dick off if he didn’t. And he didn’t want to test it to see if they were serious or not. He’s seen them do worse.

They decorate the whole fucking house, skeletons all over the house. Except the family is broke as fuck so they wondered where Blinky even got all this stuff.

“Hey Blink, where’d you get this many skeletons anyways?” Doe asks.

“Don’t worry, they’re ethically sourced. I’m recycling.”

Otis would just stare at them bewildered.

“Have you been saving up bodies this entire year? Where the hell were you keeping them?”

“Attic-“

He’d just face palm and walk away.

They’d also insist on sparing any kiddos that came to town so they could pass out Candy. It’s not Halloween without trick or treaters.

“What’s the point of sparing the kids if their parents are dead?” Spaulding asks.

“Hey, I was an orphan, I turned out fine.” They’d shrug.

As for costume, they’re a clown almost everyday. So they’d want to spice it up a little on the special day. Go all out. They’d hand make their Ghostface costume with the same pink fabric they used for Baby’s dress. (I want to make this costume irl) they’d be so excited, making everyone wait in the living room, covering their eyes so they could reveal their costume.

[ayankun]

WandaVision episode 6

FIRST OFF

Whenever I go back to pause things for clues, and find exactly what I’m looking for, I don’t feel justified, I feel that much more insane:

It’s really hard to make out, but I had an alright look at it on my folks’ QLED, and it’s definitely a flying saucer doing an alien abduction on what looks to be a person inside an old CRT TV (with some kind of robot head/boombox on top???)  There are secret aliens in this show, you guys, the facts don’t lie.

HmmmMMMM I wonder if Agnes is as innocent as she looks:

Also, I didn’t see that she was wearing the brooch in this ep, and I was majorly disappointed in that.

Two things here:

No, that’s not a twins joke.

Another Moonmen Confirmed

I know green is his color or whatever, but that hat is literally 10 years ahead of its time

Also, I took the playing-DDR-at-home scenario at face value, and only on the first rewatch did I realize it was a very pointed turn-of-the-century reference.  I am an Old.

There’s a good, subtle Rule of Threes in this ep.  The Setup:

The Sokovian Halloween flashback works on so many levels.  It’s so funny:

The fact that they went trick-or-treating at all

The “speaking Sokovian”

The treat being a fish

They have to share the fish

The concept that this event gave them an infectious disease

“You probably suppressed a lot of the trauma” -- it’s a good sitcom joke but.  the trauma is the joke.  The joke IS THE TRAUMA!!!

Elizabeth Olson is a dream with all her wonderful faces she has this ep.

Vision’s unsettling passive-aggression-sitcom-cooperation whiplash is WOW, consider me unsettled!!!!!!  “Be. Good.”  UGH.

(Just noticed one here, but there are a number of continuity errors in this episode, enough to be distracting later on, and is this a deliberate choice?  Please let it be deliberate.  I didn’t watch a whole lot of Malcolm in the Middle, is it known for its continuity errors?

)

“It’s their first Halloween.” LOLOLOL they are TEN YEARS OLD and this is their FIRST halloween I LOVE IT

DOUBLE RED HERRING CONFIRRRRRRRRMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Agent Jimmy Woo accidentally identifying himself as the sassy best friend added 20 years to my life.

Found.  FOUND.  Not “created,” “manifested,” “willed into being using my insane witch powers.”  Third Party Confirmed.

I like that it’s the 90s and we can swear on TV now.  “Hell” “kick-ass” “damn it” “fu---dge”

I think the most biting part of Vision finding the whacked out folks is that the soundtrack just kind of ... ignores that anything’s wrong.  Yeah, it’s kinda-spooky Halloween music, but it’s still 100% in-world kinda-spooky-sitcom-Halloween-episode music. 

OKAY LET’S TALK ABOUT THE AD:

As a 90s child, let me tell you, this is a blisteringly accurate representation of children’s marketing from the period.  The shark is wearing sunglasses AND he has a surfboard!!!  And he’s selling you yogurt of all things!!!!!  This is the supreme distillation of what being a child in the 90s was like.

How disappointed I am that they went with crab instead of lobster.

Heard it through the grapevine that this is a representative of Wanda’s imprisonment on the Raft.  That happened in Civil War, right?  So the next ad is The Snap?  We’re running out of iconic decades, too. so, hold on, new thought.

90s: Civil War

00s: Infinity War

10s?????: Endgame???? or?????????

??: Whatever happened between Endgame and WandaVision, given that the ads are stepping forward through Wanda’s IRL life events!!

I don’t want to know how many episodes are planned/announced, but I don’t know what to expect from the format after they run out of decades from which to draw.  Maybe there are only one or possibly two “sitcom” episodes left.  Maybe after that it just breaks down and they can pick and choose from the worlds/styles we’ve already established.  That’d be p neat.  A very unique kind of chaos.

god she’s so cute

Okay, somebody explain to me Pietro.  I honestly walked away from last week thinking he was just some townsperson chump, but then I was reminded that this is the Quicksilver actor from all those X-Mans movies I never watched, soooo people are saying Multiverse Confirmed?  But, if this is X-Mans’ Pietro, then why did he die the same as MCU Pietro?  Or is he literally MCU!Pietro’s corpse, given that he looked all dead same as when she saw Vision’s corpse?  If MCU!Pietro, then why different face???

????????????????

Also I found him highly suspicious, what with all the questions he was asking.  But the only sort of person who would truly want to know the answers to those questions would be someone who already had them ... so I think he was just asking on behalf of the audience, and the delivery was all wonked out.

Rule of Threes - The Reference:

Ok, real talk, whenever computers/networks/data/encryption/servers/mainframes et al come up in mainstream media, I just look away.  I don’t need the kind of psychic damage that comes with such egregious mishandling of the topic.

That being said, does Hayward having eyes through the barrier mean that he could possibly be involved in getting it set up?  Because look.  If Hayward-after-Hayward’s-Villianous-Ends is one antagonizing force, then is there really room for the Third Party (Confirmed) antagonizing force that’s lurking in the negative space silhouette of the Inciting Incident?  With Wanda as the Red Herring antagonizing force, that’s just.  There’s just too many villains, alright?  We gotta start merging these plotlines.

(then again, when I just said “eyes” I realize probably understanding the true nature of his new secret “CATARACT” project will clear a lot of things up.  I’ll wait for enlightenment)

Agnes’ license plate in this episode is 0A1-B2C, which I think is a reference to the way reality is getting pared down to bare bones at the edge of town.  Note that this is not the same license plate number as seen last ep.

ALSO, I drove home behind a NJ plate just an hour ago, and was staring at it for a long time, trying to fit it into the puzzle before A) realizing that this was Real Life and not part of the show and B) WTF is a NJ plate doing in front of me in California.  In any case, I can confirm that NJ plates do not appear to have this number-letter repeating format.

So let’s talk Agnes.

Demonstrated knowledge of the situation in ways others haven’t (”There’s the star of the show” “kids, you can’t control ‘em”)

Shows up when needed most (explained as being Wanda’s doing, but is it)

When Wanda was having her babies, though, who was trustworthy enough to be summoned?  Was it Agnes?

Wanted to babysit REAL BAD

Was in the opening credits framed possessively with the twins

Doesn’t appear to have an IRL identity according to Jimmy’s crime board

Keeps talking about her husband but we’ve never seen him.  Highly unlikely that he’s real

Was the one to find Sparky “dead” - internet thinks she was lying to Wanda about how or possibly if he was dead (I’m trying not to read the theories, so idk exactly what the angle is there)

In an episode where everyone is wearing their original comic outfits, Agnes is dressed as (and laughs like!) a witch

She name-drops Wanda as the one controlling everyone; Norm (or the guy playing Norm) only said “she” and “her” -- meaning Agnes?

Naughty

So we’re 99% sure Agnes is Agatha Harkness, right?  I never read no comics, so I’m taking the internet’s word for it, but from what I can tell, I think we must be right.  If that’s the case, then I’m thinking it’s not impossible for her to be pulling some strings around here (giving Wanda a justification for her “that wasn’t me” doorbell ring, for example, and pulling a double red herring on the fact that she shows up whenever the narrative Wanda her nefarious scheme calls for it).

To devil’s advocate myself, though, we also have Monica’s word that it was Wanda in her mind, lessening the impact of Agnes falsely confirming what Norm only implied.  Also she’d have to be acting for Vision’s sake (and ours) and, if so, then what did Vision’s brain-touch really do, and how did she know he’d find her there, and what did she intend as the result of that interaction etc etc.

If Wanda’s (or Wanda + Third Party Confirmed (Agnes??)’s) powers aren’t enough to sustain the simulation of life on the edges of town, how much worse is it going to be now that there is even more area to try to control???

I don’t know if this is strictly an intended read, but the idea of Halloween as a fun, scares-for-entertainment’s sake type holiday, the rounding off the edges of concepts like “skeletons and ghosts are what people are after they die, let’s decorate the town with them and have a good time” kind of is a haunting parallel to the nature of Wanda (et al) covering up the horrible truth of the situation with this happy-go-lucky sitcom glamour.

How much does one hate seeing Vision giving his life for the greater good (the greater good) for the second time?  In other news, I think I’m seeing some specifically Mind Stone type energy-colors coming off of him, and very little Wanda type energy-colors.  Third Party Confirmed.

Also, I was thinking from last week that perhaps Hayward’s Villainous Ends included capturing the reanimated Vision to be one of those Sentient Weapons his organization is all about, but I Do Not Think his reaction to seeing that sought-after prize disintegrate in front of his eyes really matches up with that theory.  Again, will be patiently waiting for Jimmy to check his email to see what CATARACT is all about!

Rule of Threes - The Payoff:

Also, anyone ID the movie playing in the background?

Ok, final thought.  I watched this about four times today, and on the big-ass TV at my parents’ house finally paused and got up close to see what that white shape is in the reflection.  Thought it might be a skull, but, it’s worse.

These caps do not contain enough data to verify my claim, but I PROMISE YOU it’s a TV

A square old thing with a round screen and antenna on top. 

I SWEAR to you, when I looked into the TV, into Wanda’s eyes, only to see the reflection of a TV, of her looking at me looking at her I had a visceral fear reaction.  Like.  LEGIT nauseous skin crawl.

(All the other episodes have ended with our POV as the fourth wall, from the general (or exact!!!) position their household TV is known to be.)

This is my favorite show Of All Time.

[lesterlatte]

A Moment to Remember [A Henry Danger Oneshot]

Look! I finally wrote something! Even if it was at 3am.

I'm super hyped to share this eith you guys! I havent 100% proof read it but I hope I didnt make too many mistakes haha

Tags: @henry-hart and @sunbeameyes for keeping my motivation up while I was writing! I probably wouldn't have finished this otherwise! (and to Em specifically, while what I wrote didnt include the main point of her suggestion it did help me figure out the autumn theme)

And then @ramune-ray, @up-the-tube and @shonashee for just being cool

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Autumn had finally blessed the citizens of Swellview. Leaves silently falling from the trees, covering all visible grass with shades of gold, orange and red to match the ever approaching sunset, which graces the skies earlier with each day that passed, painting the sky with a gentle hue which represented how each family felt in such weather. All bundled up in blankets in front of a fire, enjoying the company of family and friends as the day came to a slow and early end.

The Hart family was no different. It was a Saturday so all of the family were able to enjoy each others company, for the most part anyway. Siren spent most of the day in the garden raking up any stray leaves that had fallen into the garden into a large pile in the centre of the grass. The combination of colours and sounds almost made the pile seem like a bonfire, crackling in the wind.

Jake found his Saturday to be taken up with gathering all the Halloween decorations from the attic and then proceeding to get the families fireplace to light up, which is harder than one might assume for a guy with no idea how one works.

Piper spent most of the day on the sofa aimlessly scrolling through her various social medias on her phone, occasionally looking up to see what was on the TV. She had a warm blanket draped over her lap and a pair of soft slippers hugging her feet.

Henry could be found sorting said decorations that his dad had retrieved and getting them ready to go up. Putting them up was not a solo job, oh no. Henry was waiting for Jasper and Charlotte to arrive so they could help him after his sister had denied to help him, saying that she had too many comments to reply to so he should leave her alone, which Henry just rolled his eyes at.

A soft knock could be heard coming from the door, signaling that Henry's friends had arrived. He gently placed the decorations he was sorting down onto the floor and stood up to let them in.

"Hey Hen!" Charlotte said with a smile as she entered the Hart house, Jasper following behind her.

"Hey guys!" Henry replied, shutting the door once his friends had made their way in.

They all made their way over to the decorations scattered on the floor so that they could start hanging them up.

A few hours and fake spiders later the house was covered head to toe with creepy and eccentric decorations. The trio couldn't help but feel proud of themselves after how much effort they had put into getting them up.

As they all went to go sit down Siren wandered into the lounge.

"Hey can you three quickly go to the shop down the street and grab a couple of pumpkins and some sweets for tomorrow? Your father" she stopped, glaring slightly at Jake, "forgot to grab them while he was out"

Henry shrugged his shoulders

"Sure Mum" he pushed himself up from his seat and the three of them made their way to the door.

"Make sure you get big pumpkins this year. Last years were shockingly small" Piper shouted at Henry. Once again Henry nust rolled his eyes as the trio exited the house.

They made their way to the small corner shop that was, surprisingly, still open and bought 4 large pumpkins. They noticed the shop next door was open and Jasper pointed out that they sold a wide variety of sweets so the gang went and got two large bags of sweets from there as they went past.

After double checking they had everything they slowly wondered back to the Hart house, taking in the calm atmosphere that filled the empty streets of Swellview. The cold bit the end of their noses and their hands grew ever colder as they finally approached the house.

They trailed into the house and put the pumpkins down on the kitchen table and the sweets by the door. The three of them claimed a pumpkin each and sat down.

"Hey Piper" Henry shouted "We're going to carve the pumpkins" he heard faint shuffling then a reply of "don't you dare start without me" as she made her way downstairs. She made her way to the spare seat at the table and eyed up her pumpkin.

"Hey!" She turned to Henry "Why is my pumpkin smaller than all three of yours?" her finger panning round all three other pumpkins.

"Oh. I guess one was smaller than the others" Henry nervously replied. He could tell this reply did not sit well with his sister.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN ONE WAS SMALLER THAN THE OTHERS. I TOLD YOU TO GET LARGE ONES NOT ONES SMALL ENOUGH FOR A DOG TO BE ABLE TO CARVE"

Henry could tell she was overreacting, when was she not, And didn't think much of her outburst until she got up, her chair flying into the lounge and made her way round the table to him. He quickly got up and backed into the kitchen.

Soon a game of sibling cat and mouse began and if Henry wasn't careful he didn't think the Mouse would quite survive.

With this in mind he ran into the garden the next chance he got and he could hear Piper follow.

He ran round the pile of leaves and stood face to face with piper. She took one step forward and tripped on a twig, causing her to collapse into the pile of leaves. Blurs of Red and Orange scattered around the garden, destroying all evidence that their Mum had even tried to make the place look nice.

"LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO HENRY" Piper exclaimed pointing at Henry.

"EXCUSE ME? YOU WERE CHASING ME LIKE YOU WANTED ME DEAD A MINUTE AGO." Henry sourly replied.

The arguing continued until the distant voice of Siren could be heard

"Okay what is happening out here!" Siren demanded.

The siblings began to try accuse each other but Siren was having none of it. She pinched the bridge of her nose and sighed.

"Okay that enough! Both of you in. Now." She said firmly. Both Hart children silently wondered in and sat back at the table and Siren left with a quick look back at them.

Henry and Piper then exchanged a glance and a glare slowly morphed into a slight snicker then a full blown laughing fit. They found the reason they argues to be super pathetic and the leaf pile being ruined was just the icing on the cake.

Charlotte and Jasper, who had been watching the entire thing, joined in moments later. All arguments were forgotten and the four of them spent the next hour or so carving pumpkins and having a nice calm evening together without there being any further arguments between the Hart kids for the first time in a while. It truly was a moment to remember, since the chaos is never endling if the Hart family are involved. But is that truely a bad thing in the end?

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✦ — [ penn badgley. twenty six. he/him. the nightmare before christmas ] JACK SCELETUS-KING was just spotted coming out from THE LOCAL COSTUME SHOP, with MITSKI, CARRY ME OUT; playing as a constant tune inside their head, it might as well be their song. easily noticed by their IMPRESSIVE SHAKESPEARE COLLECTION, ALL-BLACK ENSEMBLE, AND THE CHRISTMAS BELL-ESQUE JINGLE OF HIS ASSISTENCE DOG – ZERO’S - COLLAR. JACK SKELLINGTON is not one to be forgotten.

back to basics;

name: jack anthony sceletus-king

name significance/meaning: ‘god is gracious’, named after the classic jack-o-lantern

gender: cis male, he/him pronouns

age: twenty six

sexuality: bisexual

birthday: october 1st

zodiac sign: libra

place of birth: salem, massachusetts

ethnicity: caucasian 

everything up to now;

Jack is very passionate about Halloween, and even more so about Christmas. He was raised the only child of two lesbian mothers - that the local children 100% believe are witches – who earned a living by running an all-year-round Spirit Halloween-esque store that sold everything spooky and bloody 365 days a year. Jack was raised on horror movies, but not as a means to scare him, as a source of comfort. The monsters under his bed growing up weren’t to be feared, by encouraged. There was something always protecting him while he slept, how cool was that?!

Every Halloween was an occasion. The house was always decked out in the scariest decorations they could get their hands on and Jack always had the creepiest costume out of all the kids at school. His teachers had given their fair share of concerned eyebrow raises at his more…graphic costumes, but it never waivered Jack. He loved getting to dress up and eat candy until he got sick. October was the best time of the year as far as Jack was concerned.

Christmas wasn’t really a thing until Jack started middle school. Sure, his moms put up a Christmas tree and gave him a couple of cool toys each December, but it wasn’t a whole event like it was for other kids. That was until he was dragged along with his cousins to a Winter Wonderland experience at the local mall. There was something about the lights and the fake snow and the glitter of the baubles and overall warmth that drew Jack in. Christmas was almost as beautiful as Halloween, just in a different way.

His love of both holidays clashed to nearly comedic effect most of the time. A Christmas wreath covered in cob-webs, a glass of Eggnog served in a black and orange mug. But Jack loved that even more. He had always been a ‘why not both?’ type of guy, why should he have to chose between the warm toned reds and oranges of fall and the cool air and glistening snow of winter? Jack’s indecisive nature, however, did make things a struggle when high school came to a close. He settled on earning a degree in Literature at Sherwood University. He did love Shakespeare. 

After a few long nights with little sleep, Jack had a seizure in the middle of class one day during his freshman year of college. After a few days of testing and a few more seizures, Jack was diagnosed with epilepsy. A few months later, in order to help make things at school less of a stress, he got Zero; a small, white poodle who served as his seizure alert dog. As the years have passed, the two are almost never seen apart. Zero is a big fan of attempting to dig through people’s bags during classes in search for snacks but the bell on his firetruck-red collar more often than not gives him away.

As his time as a Literature student came to a close, Jack still wasn’t satisfied. He never was. So he decided he’d stick around a little longer and test the waters, studying the aptly fitting mortuary sciences and minoring in theatre so he could put that Shakespearean knowledge to good use!

personality;

+ cheerful, ambitious, good-natured

- headstrong, impulsive, naïve

Jack is a textbook case of never judging a book by it’s cover. While almost always decked out in all-black and walking down the halls with his brow furrowed & muttering to himself about something seemingly deep and meaningful ('seemingly' being the key word), Jack is one of the biggest optimists he knows. He loves listening to people talk about their day and showing random acts of kindness to brighten his friends’ days whenever he can. He gets overly excited quickly and once he has his mind set on something, it’s almost impossible to slow his roll. Despite that, when Jack gets mad, he gets mad. He has no patience for bullies and people who try to make other people feel small and he’s not scared to show it.

schooling;

Jack had been stuck in a rut in terms of what he wanted his future to look like for the longest time, and once he was in his finally year of majoring in literature, Jack decided that just didn’t fit the future he saw for himself, and headed back to school to study the much more suitable subject of mortuary sciences with a minor in theatre.

Jack is very passionate about his studies and is always attempting to boost morale amongst his fellow students by organizing study groups and movie nights as often as he can. He is currently housed in Thoresby Hall

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 ( PENN BADGLEY ) our JACK SCELETUS-KING is looking for SALLY FINKLESTEIN to fulfill their BEST FRIEND/POTENTIONAL LOVE INTEREST. They would be 21-28 and would most likely look like VICTORIA PEDRETTI, ADRIA ARJONA, PATTI HARRISON / UTP. You DO NOT have to contact the player. @hallcweentcwn. Description: Sally has been most egregiously friend-zoned by Jack’s oblivious ass but he’s slowly starting to piece together his feelings for her may be a little more than just friendship.

( PENN BADGLEY ) our JACK SCELETUS-KING is looking for UTP to fulfill their ENEMY. They would be 21-28 and would most likely look like UTP. You DO NOT have to contact the player. @hallcweentcwn. Description: Jack’s oblivious nature has gotten him into plenty of trouble before and not all of his (or maybe any) attempts at party planning go to plan. Whether he accidently made someone’s kid sister cry because he overdid it with his Halloween costume during Trick-or-Treating or gifted someone jewelry made out of human teeth, they don’t seem to find Jack as endearing as he would like. 

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Fun Facts About the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade

1. IT WAS INITIALLY CHRISTMAS-THEMED.

The "Macy's Christmas Parade" appeared in 1924 as an approach to commend the development of Macy's lead Manhattan store, which would now cover a whole city square and turned into oneself declared "World's Largest Store." According to The New York Times, "most of members were workers of the stores. There were, be that as it may, numerous expert performers who kept the onlookers diverted as they cruised by. Delightful buoys demonstrated the Old Lady Who Lived in a Shoe, Little Miss Muffet, and Red Riding Hood. There were additionally bears, elephants, jackasses and groups, causing the parade to take after a bazaar march." (The creatures originated from the Central Park Zoo.)

2. THERE WERE OBJECTIONS EARLY ON.

Two years after the principal march, the Allied Patriotic Societies challenged, revealing to Macy's that it shouldn't hold the occasion on Thanksgiving since "it would meddle with Thanksgiving Day revere," as indicated by The New York Times, and in light of the fact that it wasn't fitting for a business organization to hold a procession on the occasion. In the event that the organization didn't recognize its dissent, the affiliation announced that it would go to the police chief and request that he disavow the motorcade license.

Percy Straus, who worked for Macy's, went to the affiliation's gathering. He called attention to that there was no obtrusive publicizing in the motorcade, and that the word Macy was utilized just once. "He additionally said that Thanksgiving morning was the main time when kids would be allowed to watch and traffic would be light enough to allow the motorcade's passing," the Times composed. "It would be finished, he thought, in plentiful time to allow churchgoing." Straus' legitimizations didn't have any kind of effect; the affiliation casted a ballot to dissent the motorcade, however its endeavors to get the occasion dropped were ineffective—the procession went on not surprisingly.

3. THE CHARACTER BALLOONS WERE INSPIRED BY A FLOAT.

The Balloonatics glide—which, as the name would recommend, was decorated with inflatables—motivated the making of the character inflatables. Nowadays, the general population who plan the inflatables are classified "Balloonatics."

4. THE CHARACTER BALLOONS DEBUTED IN 1927.

Three years after the principal yearly motorcade, inflatables made their introduction. As per The New York Times, the motorcade notwithstanding "a 'human behemoth' 21 feet tall … [that] needed to creep under the raised structure at 66th and Broadway," "a 'dinosaur' 60 feet since quite a while ago gone to by a guardian of ancient cave dwellers," and "a 25-foot dachshund [that] influenced along in the organization of tremendous turkeys and chickens and ducks of chivalrous size." Also in the procession that year, yet not referenced in the Times, was the primary character expand, Felix the Cat.

5. FOR A FEW YEARS, THERE WERE "Inflatable RACES."

The principal year, Macy's had no designs for flattening its inflatables, so they were discharged into the air, where they immediately popped. Yet, that all changed in the 1928 procession.

That year, Macy's discharged five gigantic figures—an elephant, a 60-foot tiger, a plumed winged animal, a "prompt riser" trailing worms, and a 25-foot-high apparition—into the sky. While most of the inflatables in the procession utilized standard air to remain above water, these figures were worked around helium inflatable bodies, which were intended to gradually release the gas. As The New York Times clarified, "The figures are required to ascend to 2000 to 3000 feet and are coordinated by a moderate hole to remain up high for seven days to 10 days. By then it is normal they will have landed in different pieces of the nation." Whoever restored the inflatables would get a $100 remunerate.

The primary inflatable to land was the Tiger, which the Times announced arrived on the top of a Long Island home: "A back-and-forth followed for its ownership … neighbors and drivers surged up from all bearings. The rubber treated silk skin burst into many sections."

By December 1, four of the inflatables had landed (one in the East River, where it broke in two and was sought after by towing boats). The apparition, be that as it may, was "accounted for as having been located moving out to ocean over the Rockaways with a herd of gulls in interest," as indicated by the Times. The procession held its last inflatable race in 1932 after two episodes including planes. In 1931, pilot Colonel Clarence Duncan Chamberlin caught an inflatable in mid-air and towed it back to his home and got $25 as a reward. In 1932, as indicated by certain sources, a 22-year-elderly person taking flying exercises deliberately flew the plane she was guiding into one of the discharged inflatables. It was just the fast activity of her teacher that shielded the plane from slamming.

6. MICKEY MOUSE MADE HIS DEBUT IN 1934.

Macy's creators teamed up with Walt Disney to make the 40-foot-high, 23-foot-wide inflatable, which was "held rational by twenty-five imposing chaperons," as indicated by The New York Times. The motorcade that year additionally highlighted the primary inflatable dependent on a genuine individual—humorist and vaudeville star Eddie Cantor.

7. THE PARADE WAS HALTED DURING WORLD WAR II.

There were elastic and helium deficiencies, so Macy's dropped the motorcade from 1942 to 1944. The organization emptied its elastic inflatables—which gauged 650 pounds all out—and gave them to the legislature. (Nowadays, the inflatables are made of polyurethane texture.) The motorcade returned in 1945, and in 1946 got another course, which began at 77th Street and Central Park West and finished at 34th Street—a large portion of the length of the past course.

8. A HELIUM SHORTAGE IN 1958 ALMOST GROUNDED THE PARADE'S BALLOONS.

At first, it resembled a helium lack would keep Macy's motorcade inflatables from flying in 1958. Be that as it may, the organization worked together with Goodyear Tire and Rubber Company and the gear pros Traynor and Hansen Corporation to concoct an innovative arrangement: According to The New York Times, the inflatables were loaded up with air and dangled from "huge, versatile development derricks." The paper additionally portrayed a trial of the technique:

"A mechanized derrick with a 70-foot blast had a uniquely fabricated wood-and-steel holder connected as far as possible of the wire lifting link. The Toy Soldier, gauging in excess of 200 pounds emptied, was extended full-length on a canvas cover. Limp and wiped out looking, it was not the hearty figure kids and grown-ups are accustomed to seeing. Lines from the body of the inflatable were appended to the holder while two vacuum cleaners, working backward, blew in air. An hour of blowing rounded the make sense of pleasantly and the blast raised it into the air."

The inflatables have just been grounded once since 1927, when winds during the 1971 procession were unreasonably solid for them to fly.

9. THE FLOATS FOLD DOWN SMALL.

Since 1968, the buoys have been planned by craftsmen at Macy's Parade Studio in New Jersey. The buoys can be up to 40 feet tall and 28 feet wide—however they overlap down into a 12-foot-by-8-foot box to make the adventure through the Lincoln Tunnel.

Incidentally: The procession highlights drift based inflatables called falloons—a blend of "buoy" and "inflatable"— which were presented at some point around 1990. There are likewise expand vehicles called balloonicles (a portmanteau of "inflatable" and "vehicle"), which made their presentation in 2004. Trycaloons—expands on tricycles—hit the procession in 2011.

10. The majority OF THE BALLOONS ARE DESIGNED IN-HOUSE BY MACY'S ARTISTS—AND THEY'RE NOT CHEAP.

Macy's inflatable planners—named "balloonatics"— start as long as a year prior to the procession with pencil portrayals of each character, breaking down style as well as streamlined features and designing. The representations are trailed by downsized dirt models that are utilized to make throws of the inflatables. Two little reproductions are made: One that is set apart with specialized subtleties, and one that is painted in the inflatable's hues. The models are submerged in water to make sense of how much helium they'll have to skim. At long last, the schematics are examined by PC, and the texture pieces are sliced and heat-fixed to make the different air assemblies of the inflatable. When the inflatable is made, it's painted while swelled (something else, the paint will break), at that point experiences hole testing and indoor and open air flight tests. No big surprise it costs at any rate $190,000 for a first-time expand (after a first appearance, it costs $90,000 per year after that). The inflatables are finished by Halloween and put away along a divider in the structure studio's inflatable distribution center.

11. THE BALLOONS ARE DIRECTED BY "Inflatable PILOTS."

They're the general population strolling in reverse before the inflatable, coordinating a group of volunteers holding aide ropes (called "bones") and two Toro utility vehicles. Macy's offers preparing three times each year for pilots. "We offer the pilots and chiefs the opportunity to circumvent the field a few times with the inflatable two or multiple times and practice the guidance and direction," Kelly Kramer, a long-term Macy's representative and inflatable pilot, disclosed to Vanity Fair in 2014. "We likewise have study hall preparing." It's additionally significant for inflatable pilots to prepare physically; if not, "The following morning you wake up and you nearly can't get up in light of the fact that your calves seize up," Kramer said. "I strolled in reverse in my neighborhood around evening time."

12. Individuals WHO WANT TO VOLUNTEER TO WALK WITH THE BALLOONS HAVE TO MEET CERTAIN REQUIREMENTS.

It takes an hour and a half to swell the huge inflatables, which, by and large, contain 12,000 cubic feet of helium, which is equipped for lifting almost 750 pounds (or filling 2500 baths). Each inflatable requires up to 90 handlers, who need to weigh in any event 120 pounds and be healthy.

The inflatables are expanded the day preceding the procession outside the American Museum of Natural History, at that point finished off the day of. Since helium grows in the sun, the inflatables are commonly left somewhat underinflated.

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House Tour: A House Filled With DIY Halloween Decor

Name:Jennifer Perkins and husband Chris Boehk along with daughter Tallulah (five years old) and Baxter (three years old). Location: Shady Hollow Neighborhood — Austin, Texas Size: 2,900 square feet Years lived in: Owned 1 year

We shared some of the great Halloween decor ideas we spotted in the home of Jennifer Perkins (crafter, business lady and really rad mom) earlier this month. As promised, we're back with a bigger tour so you can see how all those great decor ideas fit in with Jennifer's colorful everyday style. And though having a dynamically decorated home is a year-round affair for this fun family, Halloween is a special time of year because Jennifer is known for her huge family-friendly annual Halloween party.

Jennifer shares some of the history behind her annual spooky bash:

This will be our sixth year for our annual Halloween party. What started out as a very small and modest affair has grown quite a bit through the years (Last year we had almost 100 people and this year we topped that). Many of the same families have been coming since the very beginning. This is why the Halloween party posters I hang in the dining room are one of my favorite party decorations. It is great to see how the kids have grown over the six years. The party is all about the kids with cookies galore (my deep freeze is almost completely full), pinatas, crafts, rice-filled sensory bins and this year a haunted train ride. Yup, I rented a small train that took the kids on a ride through our neighborhood.

I try to make every year slightly different. No table or mantel is ever the same. There is always a new witch finger shaped cookie or donut made to look like a spider. I start baking over a month out since Baxter has a peanut allergy and I have to hand make almost everything. Most store bought cookies and cupcakes are a no-no for him and every party we attend I have to BYO-cupcake. This is the one party a year where he can go crazy and eat whatever he wants. Cupcakes, cookies, chocolate covered Oreo brains. God bless our deep freeze. I'm already thinking about what I can do in 2015 to top this year's party! Be sure to check out Jennifer's website where can find a lot more of her ideas.

Apartment Therapy Survey:

My Style: I like my Halloween kitschy and not too scary. I have small children and don't really like zombies anyway. Year round my decorating sense is very eclectic and has a sense of humor. Halloween is not any different.

Inspiration: I love me the Pinterest like everyone else. Stephen Brown of Glitterville has amazing Halloween crafts. I live for the Halloween editions of Matthew Mead's magazine. Country Living always has adorable ideas. On the rare occasion that I find vintage magazines from October I gobble them up.

Favorite Element: In my everyday home the natural light is what initially drew me in to this house. When it comes to Halloween it is hard to pick a favorite room. I love my mirror covered in bright colorful masks. I want to keep them up all year long.

What Friends Say: My friends look forward to my Halloween party not just for all the sweets I bake, but to see all the decorations. If you are going to throw a theme party THROW A PARTY, don't phone it in. My friends might say I am Halloween obsessed, but then they know I go overkill decorating for every holiday. Did I mention I had over 80 Christmas trees last year?

Biggest Embarrassment: It is a tie between the dirty carpet that I have yet to replace and my black leather couches that look like they came from Andrew Dice Clay's house.

Proudest DIY:I am very smitten with the fabric swag curtains my mother made for my front door. This year for our annual Halloween party we had a train that took kids up and down our street. I knew people would be spending a lot of time in our front yard so I wanted the house to look as cute outside as it did in.

Biggest Indulgence: In my everyday home my navy Jonathan Adler couch was my biggest indulgence. When it comes to Halloween I've been pretty lucky. The most expensive things I own I didn't pay for. I have three vintage paper mache' pumpkins that were my parents (one is almost 75 years old). After that I didn't pay tons, but my blow molds and vintage masks would probably fetch the most money on Ebay.

Best Advice: This is a collection I have amassed over years like everything else in my home. If you want to collect vintage Halloween goodies think about buying things in the 'off season'. If I go to a flea market in September the prices on vintage Halloween will be a lot higher than they will be in April.

Dream Sources: If someone told me there was an abandoned warehouse of vintage dead stock Ben Cooper or Collegeville Halloween costumes with a closet full of old blow molds I would probably pass out. I love my collection of vintage Halloween masks most of all, but since they are so fragile not that many made it from the 70s.

Resources of Note:

LIVING ROOM

Navy Couch - Jonathan Adler JC Penny

Vintage Theatre Seats - original Alamo Drafthouse

Mirrored Ello credenza - Warrington Flea Market

Bar stools painted by Hope and Jennifer Perkins from Salvation Army

Kilim rug - Tuesday Morning

Low faux burl coffee table - Craigslist

Brass etagere - thrift store

Vintage large glass vases - family heirlooms

Vladimir Tretchikoff print above mantle called Balinese Girl was found at an estate sale in Peoria, IL.

Gallery wall comprised of my mom's textile arts from the 70s, husband's band photos, prints from favorite artists, and signed Peter Max print

Vintage Fisher-Price toys (low for the kids to play with)

BREAKFAST NOOK

Dining table and China hutch Warrington flea market

Antique papier mache pumpkins in cabinet were my parents when they were children

Ceramic pumpkin cookie jar was made by my grandmother

Large cat and owl planter from Pottery Barn Kids

Green couch Craig's List,

Vintage Thayer Coggin chrome chairs were my parents that I had recovered

Chrome etagere - Room Service Vintage

Mid-century bar I have had since college

JH Lynch prints of 2 women are my prize possessions

Large mirror - Home Goods

Vintage pinball art - Warrington flea market

Coffee table - Salvation Army

Columbia Records display for magazines - garage sale

I adore my collection of vintage Halloween masks - the neon colors make me happy.

Brass and glass dining table Craigslist

Lightolier Craigslist

GAME ROOM

Colorful jute rug - Home Goods

Zebra painting - by me

Giant Halloween pillows - My Paper Crane

The gallery wall is a collection of custom family portraits that I have commissioned by different artists each year

Table - Goodwill

Tipi light - Warrington flea market

Skeleton flamingos - JoAnn's.

My mother Fredda Perkins sewed the curtains leading to the front door

Vintage rattan furniture

Heywood Wakefield coffee table

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