#and he’s the one who asked for it sOOOO

[nyaboshiikun]

Hello!!! ✨️🌟💖 I have come to ask about your au and my favorite trope, because I can't stand not thinking about dogman and petey. Anyways.

Dimension travel is my favorite shit, I live and breath interactions between characters who are the same person but with different lives. Soooo... to make your au about meeee... I'm joking, obviously, but I have to ask.

What do you think Dogman and Petey would think about your au? On how your Petey got to raise LP since birth, instead of being cloned. How your Petey actually has friends, how he never turned to villainy, and how he actually seems to have a life other than the grief he lived with before LP appeared. And how he seems to, now matter how messed up it is, actually have a relationship with his father in your au. What would he think about that? How would he cope and freak out, and a million other things about how this person, who is literally him, who lives a completely different life?

How would Dogman react to the fact that your dogman actually gets to live a life as dogman first, before being thrust into heroism and the spotlight? How your dm gets to have a family, without it being threatened in life or death situations. How he gets to learn how to be a person, instead of being forced to become one. And how he gets to have a normal relationship with Petey and LP, and gets to take care of this kitten that he loves like a son at a younger age.

Of course, the disconnect between them and their lives is too great, so they might not think anything other than a "congratulations! Your life doesn't suck in the same way ours does!" And I also think that the Dogman and Petey in your au have a younger vibe to them, so that might give canon detey some thought on how their lives could've been different, had they met earlier. Of course a lot of that hinges on the fact that Dogman and Petey become aware of your au after LP is made.

Anyways. Wow. I talk too much. But like I said, dimension travel is my favorite, and your au gives me a lot to think about. Love you!!!❤️❤️❤️

HELLO USER SIGGYHUNT I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS SO MUCH THANK YOU FOR POURING YOUR THOUGHTS IN MY INBOX I REALLY REAAALLLY APPRECIATE IT ‼️‼️‼️SORRY FOR the late REPLY XOXO❤️❤️

I do think they wouldn't be upset to see how their life isn't so bad in this universe, yeah, it's unfair how the universe treated their pasts so differently in their own dimension but life isn't so bad if you give it some time until those right people will come to you ^^

- For Petey, he had mixed emotions seeing his alternative self he doesn't envy him, he's just pretty much more positive about it like "oh so this is what my life be like if it doesn't suck, oh well good for him". He's curious of how his alternative grew up without getting into cat jail and actually has someone who cares about him, and finding out that his dad is still absence throughout his life but still got a loving mother despite all those traumatic experiences he still endured them. He's glad he's doing well in this universe with his son

- as for Dogman, he would be so Ecstatic seeing his Pre-Supa Cop self. If he had a chance to talk to his younger self it's this time but except it was just his alternative self telling him that "no matter what everyone says don't be afraid to be yourself" something like that. It's good to know noone is forcing him to live in the society as all human, also it makes him happy he's having a decent relationship with the kitties!!

Overall Detey is rooting for their alternatives selfs

I hope this answered your ask OP 😭😭😭 i did all my best to answer this one sobsob (still hasn't figured out how making comic works but HEREE)

[crispy-art-on-fire]

coughing and crawling on my hands and knees

I'm very curious how u think sg blitzop would start. granted u have made a comic about mainline blitzop origin + talking about sg Optimus seeing blitzwing more as a challenge than an actual partner so I'm soooo interested in how you think they started. smiles. ummm okay byebye crawls away

also I'm not sure if you plan for them to be in the same continuity as your sg shockdad au but I am picturing soo vividly in my head goldbug trying to beat the shit out of Optimus because of his relations with blitzwing, something only made worse after shockwaves passing. I don't know if that makes sense I just could see goldbug thinking it's extremely unfair Optimus gets a decepticon he literally plays with whereas the one who raised goldbug and took care of him had to die. goldbug loves being envious it's his favorite thing which is why he does it all the time

Was unsure if you were asking if how Optimus and Wings started dating or something else so here's how the dynamic started <3 Optimus likes calling Blitzwing many variations of soft as an insult and accidentally learns that Wings really likes that, also that having that type of control over someone's emotions is thrilling. Que flirting until Wings snaps and is like "IF I DON'T KISS YOU RIGHT NOW I WILL GO EVEN MORE INSANE."

And yeah they're in the same continuity as evil Bumbleson au it's just different time periods because if I have to world build 2 different versions of Shattered Glass Animated my head will explode. It's very much not secret about Optimus and Blitzwing's relationship with Optimus being the leader and the others being threatened into silence with their complains while Blitzwing is very open about it in an effort to get someone to stop them.

Bumblebee's feelings about it goes from very irritated to outright hostile after Longarm is revealed as a spy. He thinks of Decepticons as a corrupting force which means that Optimus barely get any respect from him. It's part the reason he breaks away with Ratchet after Shockwave's death.

[myfanfic-urfantrash]

Asking them if they'd let you get them pregnant...part 5?

CW: pregnancy talk, a little suggestive, a little angst(?), drug mention(mushrooms)

Part one | Part two | Part three | Part four

A/N: I thought about doing some for the ladies where you ask them to get you pregnant since I've started these crack posts but the only ladies I actually like are Beidou and Rosaria soooo I'd probably only do it if requested :o

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Aventurine's expression doesn't waver as you ask him if he'd let you get him pregnant using the little dark pink vile in your hands. But despite how calm he looks you're more than aware he's putting up a mask one he uses when he's been caught off guard.

"Now hold on there, my dear lover. Who said anything about me carrying our future child? Why don't you carry them while I take care of you instead?" But you don't budge even commenting on how lovely he would be pregnant with your child explaining how the vile works.

He sighs leaning into the opulent red couch across from you eyeing the vile. It's the only indication that he's a little nervous about this. But as he processes how it would work he recovers a glint in his eye that says he's thought of something good. He takes a single poker chip off the coffee table between you and begins to flip it in the air a clear sign he's come up with a full proof strategy.

"Alright then, my dear lover. Since we're both interested in having children but neither if us can agree on who will carry..." He tugs the dip of his shirt just to see your eyes linger there. This'll be too easy. "How about we make this more interesting?"

Aventurine flips the poker chip between his fingers and hums a smirk on his lips.

"If you win seven different games against me in a row, I'll drink that little vile and bear your children. But..." His hypnotizing eyes trailing your form from top to bottom landing on your lowest part of your belly lingering there then flickering up to meet your eyes.

"If I win. You will be the one drinking that vile and you will be the one getting pregnant." He stretches out his hand for you to shake exuding absolute confidence. "Sounds like a deal?" You shake his hand firmly and the little smirk on his face gets just that much wider.

There's no way he's going to lose.

...He loses every game spectacularly, the odds that should have been in his favor failed him no matter which game you played his composure faltering bit by bit with every loss.

It isn't until the final game, one he rigged a long time ago specifically so he wouldn't lose in thw event he was in a pinch that he silently accepts his fate seeing your winning hand. There's just no beating you and clearly the universe thinks so too.

"Well then..." He lifts the vile in cheers. "Bottoms up." Oh there was a bottom up that night alright.

Kazuha blinks rapidly shaking his head and sitting up from your resting spot on a grass hill overlooking the sea in Inazuma.

"D-Did I hear you right? I know we've talked about children but..." You nod confidently asking him again that if you could would he let you get him pregnant. He sighs. You must be having one of your moments where you ask him something odd in hopes of messing with his composure. He smiles fondly catching a falling leaf.

"If there were a way for us to have a child in the way you are suggesting I would not mind. Though you and I both know that is not possible-" He places his lips on the leaf ready to blow "-Yes it is." "Eh?"

His wide red eyes search your face for answers and when he finds complete seriousness and a strange sakura pink vile in your hand the leaf slips from his hands in shock. He feels his face flush as you explain how the vile works.

"You-" He snorts the entire situation ridiculous."You always know how to make me lose my composure. Though..." He sets the vile onto the grass and takes your hands in his.

"Why don't we wait just a bit more before having children? This isn't something to take lightly after all. And when we're finally prepared..." He leans in to whisper into your ear. "I'll be in your care."

Xiao's expression doesn't change too much after hearing your question except the light pinch of his brow. He sighs shaking his head.

"Ridiculous...you should know that the only known adeptus to have changed their form so readily is Rex Lapis. I cannot alter my form so easily though I do know of some adeptal arts that could do so..." You ask him again if he would be willing and he shakes his head again firmly.

"No. It would be far too dangerous. Not to me but to our child." His looks down opening and closing his hands into fists. "Even if it could be altered and capbable of life this body that has dealt countless slaughter is...unsuitable."

You take his hands in yours and nod in understanding and ask if it'd be any different if you carried instead. He pauses a little hesitant but he nods slowly. "It would be safer for them but..." He stares at your linked hands, hands that have held him so gently all this time never faltering.

"Let me think about this and if you are certain I shall prepare."

Tighnari and Cyno look up at you from the floor where they were playing TCG to pass the time waiting out the thunder storm processing your question.

"Have you raided my mushroom stash again? I told you not to consume any hallucinogenic mushrooms without any guidance unless you want a repeat of five months ago!" He stands up checking your eyes, ears, pulse, and posture while Cyno takes in your form.

"I don't think they've consumed anything and if they did they are remarkably sober." He comments standing up as Tighnari runs a hand down his face realizing your fine.

"Yeah, they're fine, unfortunately they're just crazy, dumb, or both." "Oi!" Tighnari pats your head shaking his head in disappointment. "I'm sure we're all more than aware that our bodies aren't exactly compatible to make children in the way you're determined to."

"We all want children but aren't you thinking about this at all?" You nod your head confidently lifting a rather old tome out of your bag. " I have thought about it that's how I found a way to make this possible."

Tighnari crosses his arms and Cyno joins his side mirroring his posture as they stare at you equally curious and doubtful to the tomes dubious contents. They follow you Tighnari's desk and huddle around it with you as you turn to the section where you found this supposed method.

As they read the pages their skepticism fades into disbelief as you pull out records of this technique actually working and the healthy children that were produced. Tighnari and Cyno look between each other and at you then back to each other. Cyno breaks the silence lifting up a TCG card.

"Best two out of three? Whoever loses carries." "Forget your card games that just means I'm going to be the one carrying them regardless!"

"Ah, so it is a-parent that you'll lose?"

"...Get me my damn deck."

Tighnari does lose but he did pretty well considering they were evenly matched until the final round. He groans as Cyno attempts to make another joke as he rereads the passage making a list of all the ingredients you will all need to gather in order to create life within him.

Now just how will he tell Collei?

[lemotmo]

Just rewatched the episode and omg the kitchen scene. Absolute cinema. Eddie just walking in calmly seeing the groceries seeing buck and then realising buck is pissed about something. It's so married coded. How many times have i seen arguments like this. Starting off small innocuous and then the actual problem comes out. The tension the acting... just chefs kiss. How both are hurting and just want the other to hug them. The lighting the cinematography. Hands down one of my favourite scenes in the show if not one my favorite buddie scene.

Only wish they hadn't had Ryan do the move forward and point at buck thing. Only because all I see are bad takes and ammunition for that Fandom that it's ruining my experience. I know I know I should ignore them but when it comes to Eddie i can't help it😅. Also made me wonder how the GA took this as. A scene between 'bros'? Or actually intimate moment? Do they even understand Eddie's characterization?

Anyway I'm gonna go and watch it again. Need to feed this into my veins.

I've combined these three asks, because they all touch upon a few topics I really wanted to talk about.

First of all, OH GOD YES! That scene was literal gold. It was soooo good! The acting was top notch, the direction and camera work were both amazing. Oliver was great as always and Ryan... well, that man has been showing us time and time again that he is one of the better actors on this show. They are all great, but that kitchen scene was on another level. I have rewatched it a billion times already! 😄

Both Buck and Eddie were at their most vulnerable in this scene. They wanted to show us that these two men KNOW each other through and through and even though they are hurting and grieving, they can still call each other out for their bullshit. It was like watching a married couple getting into a heated disagreement. Pure gold.

I'm also pretty sure the GA has caught on what is going on by now. 8x11 was very clear on the Buddie of it all. Then we had all those Facetime calls in 12 and 13. A lot of these people have been watching these kinds of procedurals for a very long time. 8x17 just made it more clear where this story is headed. They can see it coming.

Now for the discourse part of this reply:

I agree that it is VERY frustrating that some people have started using very loaded words, such as 'abuse' and 'assault', when it comes to Eddie's behaviour in the kitchen scene.

Especially because there is not an ounce of truth in any of their statements. In fact, most of these allegations are made because Eddie is clearly being set up as Buck's great big true love interest. And some fans do not agree with that, because they want Buck with someone else. So basically these 'abuse' or 'assault' claims are being made over a ship, which is frankly insane.

The way I look at it is that the majority of fans are extremely happy with the episode and especially this kitchen scene. But a small part of the 911 fandom have disliked and hated Eddie ever since BT happened. That hasn't changed. It never will, because Eddie is in the way of a plot device that used to be a racist and misogynistic bully. 🙄

And rereading that last sentence? Well, the fact that they keep stanning their own very problematic white man while openly hating on a half-Mexican man who had a short heated discussion with Buck? Tells me enough.

As for those few Buddie shippers/Buck stans who are also hating on Eddie? Pfff, again... nothing new, is it? Their precious Buckaroo needs to be protected at all times. Poor baby. 🙄

They refuse to let go of any of the arguments Buddie have ever had and where Eddie said something hurtful to Buck. I swear... the amount of times I still read about the whole 'You are exhausting' thing that Eddie once said SEASONS ago, is insane.

Why are people still stuck on that one line? Buck has long forgotten about that line, but some people still cling to it as some kind of misguided proof of abuse.

It's a dramatic TV-show! There will be drama between the characters! That's what makes these shows so interesting.

Buck is a grown man. He doesn't need coddling or babying. Having these kinds of confrontations and discussions will make him think and it will help his character evolve. There is no need to keep Buck into this 'oh poor baby' state of mind. Let him out!

Also, I don't think that any of these people yelling abuse know what they are talking about in the first place. Social media has really given a lot of people a skewed image of wat abuse really looks like.

Having a heated argument in the kitchen is NOT abuse. Using your finger to angrily point at someone is NOT abuse. Showing someone that you are also grieving and in pain? THAT IS NOT ABUSE!

It's frankly disturbing that people seem to have convinced themselves it is actual abuse, especially in a show that has shown us REAL abuse with the Maddie & Doug storyline.

If what happened in that kitchen between Eddie and Buck was abuse? My entire family, myself included, would be 'abusers'. I come from a passionate family and we have these kinds of arguments a lot. 😆 Half an hour later all is forgiven and forgotten again. 🤷‍♀️

Look, at the end of the day, there will always be unhappy people who will hate on Eddie for no reason whatsoever. It sucks, but it won't change.

I tend to ignore them and let them scream into the void. Block whenever I come across them.

Because you know what?

We all know the truth: Eddie is a wonderful man and Buck is lucky to have him in his life.

Oh and...

Buddie is going canon. Suck it up haters! 😌

[tonycries]

MS TONY I'M STILL THINKING ABT OMEGA JJK MEN also i know you're sick right now so take these thoughts 🫶 (i should be focused on studying for finals)

nanami who takes heat suppressants but it still isn't enough to keep his mind off you, who subconsciously submits in subtle ways but you just think he's being polite or nice, meanwhile he's trying not to think about presenting himself to you

choso who hangs off of you and acts like a lost puppy following you around in hopes that his scent will become your favorite, maybe if he grinds into your pillow you'll come to your senses and take him

geto who is so close to throwing out your own suppressants and let nature take its course because it should be labeled torture the way he has to hold back when he already caught a whiff of you once before you got those stupid pills and now you get to sit there like he isn't whining into his sleeves at the thought of you

gojo who is dizzy with you, knees buckling and body shaking as he tries to get himself off while huffing a jacket you borrowed once, the smell of you barely there but he's fiending for whatever he can gets his hands on

toji who becomes the brattiest, whiniest thing trying to get you to mark him as yours, who is absolutely ready to pounce but the thrill of you explicitly choosing him is something he can't let go of easily, who teases you but if you told him to get on his knees and bark he'd be one step ahead in a collar and handing you the lead

SUKUNA WHO TRIES TO HIDE/DENY IT BUT CAN'T HELP TRYING TO ENGULF HIMSELF IN YOUR SCENT, he'd do anything you ask as long as you promise to make his insufferable heat go away, who breaks when he finally gets to feel you satisfy that urge inside him and ends up trying to take everything you can give

I HOPE YOU ENJOY THESE AND FEEL BETTER SOON 💕

NGHHH HAVING THESE BIG BAD MEN WANNA BE YOURS SOOOO BAD- THE WAY THEY'D BEG IN HEAT OH MY 😩 Lemme smooch your brain rn nonnie bae because you're making me wanna write this so bad-

[year2000electronics]

If Mimi has gears in her, would she trust Mr. L to perform maintenance? What if they were stranded somewhere, and he was the only one who could help? Can she fix herself?

OO INTERESTING... SEE THE THING ABOUT MIMI'S GEARS. RIGHT. she clearly doesn't like to advertise it. as a shapeshifter she's certainly insecure about her identity and makes absolutely NO mention of that part of her. especially if you headcanon she was a failed attempt at a pixl (as her bar story speculates), i imagine it's such a sore spot that she tries to convince people that part of her doesn't exist/hide it

so for mr. l to not only see those, but also need to repair them, it would have to malfunction so bad that it becomes visible. like it starts smoking or something. and i think even then she'd only admit it to him if they *were* stranded somewhere or really far away from the others! i totally agree on that

of course after a few minutes of arguing it becomes obvious that mimi's gonna need mr. l to fix her up, so she reluctantly agrees to let him see

i 100% headcanon that mimi is able to fix herself up, but in equal measure, i don't think it'd be a very good or professional patch job... after all there's nothing in the world quite like her, and she ran away from her creators, presumably, which means she would have had to learn to fix herself by trial and error, with a lot of unconventional methods

but i think mr. l could be able to actually not only fix her up, but maybe even undo some of that damage from being all on her own with her machinery for years? idk. it would be sweet to me. seeing the minions all help better each other in their own unique ways.

TY FOR THE ASK i love talking about super paper mario soooo much

[lifeisabitch-butimcute]

snippet time

i feel like it's been soooo long since a snippet game has gone around but i'm cookin up chapter 12 of rumspringa rn and i'm excited :)

“Oh, hey,” James mumbled, crumbs spraying out of his mouth. “Remus made beignets.” “Did you leave me any?” Sirius asked dryly. James pointed at a basket on the table. Steam rose up from the pile, and a jar of honey sat next to it.  “You told me one time I should try them with honey,” Remus said from behind him. “But I thought I should wait for you.” Sirius turned to stare dumbly at Remus, who was setting his hat on a hook by the door. His curls were flattened now, and he ruffled them as he walked up to the table, apparently oblivious to the whimper that slipped free from Sirius’ lips. James was not, and was doing a poor job of not looking like he was laughing at his friend (brother, Sirius had to keep reminding himself).  He watched helplessly as Remus reached for a beignet with one large, freckled hand and plopped it on a plate. When he looked up expectantly, Sirius rushed forward to take one of his own. Then Remus gestured to the honeypot. “From the bees,” he said with a small, proud smile.  “You have bees?” James asked nervously, casting a glance around as if the bees were hidden somewhere in the kitchen. 

Remus grinned. “Yeah, outside. Beekeeping is just one of that many duties that’s been forced on me this year.” “Why?” Sirius asked with a frown. Then, “I mean, why are they forcing you? Aren’t they about to let you do whatever you want for a year?” “To an extent,” Remus said easily, reaching for the honey wand. “They’re just getting me ready for when I come back after rumspringa.” “If.” Remus looked up from the honey that trailed lazily from the end of the wand down to the pastry on his plate. “Hm?” “If you decide to stay. You don’t have to. That’s the whole point, isn’t it?” “Yeah,” Remus said carefully. “I guess I’ve just assumed I’ll be staying. Most people do.”

what's everyone working onnnn (no pressure ofc) - @moon-seas @just--vi @grossdyke @fruityindividual @rae-lune @shoopsthereitis @kaaaaaaarf @sugarsnappeases @ixekizumab @leavesthatarebrown @wannabelilybriscoe @foursaints

[thebroccolination]

The official account just dropped this shot from yesterday and I need y’all to understand that the energy Kit’s been giving this role is extremely yes and I’m going to be respectfully barking at my screen every week, so just. That’s an important thing to know about me going forward. Zero decorum. Just frothing at the mouth while gnawing on a clock expressly purchased as a sacrificial timepiece to encourage the days to move faster between episodes.

[rorydrawsandwrites]

To me Doey exists in a quantum state where he is either three kids in a trenchcoat or a grown-ass man depending on what completes the bit

[fratercrucis]

you know it's over for john winchester when baby sammy pulls this move

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

can you do a hockeyplayer!geto x reader au drabble plsssss 🙏🙏 ???

HOCKEY PLAYER!SUGU MY BELOVED <3333 i’d like to write for him someday…. i have no idea when though. my sugu wips are piling up as it is 😭

but …. wahhh. he’s just so good? your soft, polite academic boyfriend who turns into a BEAST on the field. he doesn’t play dirty, obviously, but he’s just. rough. he plays to win. and every time he scores a goal you catch a glimpse of his wide, giddy grin, all teeth. he’s like …. a big wolf . you know? and then as soon as he’s off the field he’s shooting you a warm smile and a kiss + heading to the showers so he can hug you properly once he’s all clean.

after winning a particularly important game he just scoops you up and spins you around though … he’s all sweaty and his heart is beating so fast you can hear it and he lets out this breathy, raspy laugh. he’s just so excited and giddy and running on adrenaline and he’s crushing you a little but you can’t seem to mind. he’s delighted. it’s a good look on him.

… yeah . he’s just very good

[envy-of-the-apple]

In one of your previous questions, you implied that Geto was gay in " sun eats moon".Does that mean he has feelings for Gojo, and that's why he somewhat hated Ms. Moon?

no, I was just joking about those asks unfortunately

if I was less of a coward, I would have made Geto gay and his love unrequited but I hate that interpretation of satosugu. It should always be Satoru who’s gay and pining but knows it’s futile.

so Geto is just classist lmaooo

[mars-ipan]

Mars, you have a lot more patience than I would at this point gdhfkjgdsfg. If you'll allow me to choose violence for a second:

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Hi anon! Did you know you can engage with other people without interpreting every word they use in the worst way possible, making a million assumptions about their background and prescribing opinions to them they've explicitly told you they don't have?

I don't even disagree with all of those rebuttals, but if you want people to engage in discussions with you you have to treat them like human beings, not your opposition in a court case. What are you expecting to get back when you act like this? About nonexistent fingers in his ass guy?

You should at least have got off anon and owned what you said- unless you're using anon to block evade, in which case you should consider respecting people's boundaries.

:D waow…. feeling very cared for in this chili’s tonight

[halfbaked00q]

on that note in the vein of the prev post abt character treats the other w gentleness and character b is so undone by it...

there's something sooo so so. about James Bond being written as, like,. stealing little tender moments. The MI6 crew is out for drinks and they're squeezed together in a booth and Bond leans into Q juuust that bit more, just that bit more deliberately, reveling in the solidness of Q by his side and the warmth seeping through his side.

They're on comms and in their usual pattern of bickering, or Q is going on about some new project he's working on that Bond better appreciate and actually bring back- it takes them more time to rebuild prototypes from scratch than being able to analyze the previous one and iterate based on that, or at the very least, some parts of a previous prototype can be reused for the next one to save on time and costs -- and Bond just. closes his eyes for a bit and lets the smooth cadence of Q's voice wash over him, wrap around him, fill up his entire being.

Bond has returned from some mission and is hiding from Medical and M and everyone else, and yes he lost a lot of his gear but it's not like he's TRYING to get attacked over the edge of helicopters, somehow this happens to him more than the others!! but he DID manage to bring back the precious prototype this time!! so that's gotta count for something right!! and anyway he's FINE, just the usual bumps and bruises, no bleeding, no head trauma even, he doesn't need to be poked by medical he just needs a place to hunker down for a bit and then he can escape and lick his metaphoric wounds elsewhere until he's ready to put the James Bond TM face back on- oh, Q will lend him his sofa? just stay put and give Q some peace of mind he's not out wreaking havoc somewhere, okay well fiiine if you insiiiist (he is absolutely enjoying curling up on the sofa under layers of Q's blankets, in the heart of Q's domain, breathing in Q's scent, the soothing clacking of Q's keyboard and soft murmurs of Q talking to himself as he works at his computer. He burrows into it, allowing his consciousness to dissolve from the iron-hold need for control and vigilance, to let go of cool calm collected and sink into warm watched-over, safe)

[sexynetra]

Yeah you could say it was a good weekend 🥰

[hella1975]

I was lowkey stalking your Spotify 🫣… and no alarms on your hawks playlist is so accurate I’ve been sitting here listening to it on loop instead of studying for my anatomy practical. like that’s his song in my head now

I think I might’ve written no alarms but I def meant no surprise 🫠 if not then ignore this

A HEART THAT'S FULL UP LIKE A LANDFILL!! A JOB THAT SLOWLY KILL YOU!!! BRUISES THAT WON'T HEAL!!! YOU LOOK SO TIRED UNHAPPY!!! BRING DOWN THE GOVERNMENT!!! THEY DON'T THEY DON'T SPEAK FOR US!!!!!!!! I'LL TAKE A QUIET LIFE A HANDSHAKE OF CARBON MONOXIDE AND NO ALARMS AND NO SURPRISES!!! NO ALARMS AND NO SURPRISES!!! SILENT!!! THIS IS MY FINAL FIT!!! MY FINAL BELLYACHE!!! WITH NO ALARMS AND NO SURPRISES NO ALARMS AND NO SURPRISES NO ALARMS AND NO SURPRISES PLEASE!!!! SUCH A PRETTY HOUSE!!! AND SUCH A PRETTY GARDEN!!!! NO ALARMS AND NO SURPRISES!!! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!! NO ALARMS AND NO SURPRISES PLEASE GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!