#and he fucks up! i do not want to seem like 83 was a switch flipped all of a sudden people don’t work like that!

[ahsterism]

michael fucking SUCKS at communication he is so so bad at it which backfires spectacularly when combined with his urge to push himself away from people in order to not hurt them

[jeweled-blue-eyes]

I'm not all that engaged in WMMAP.......

But why were everyone saying and interpreting LP Jennette as a colossal bitch who's only interested in Claude,the throne and made LP Athy's life miserable?

From what I've seen on your blog,she didn't really seem all that bad?

Misogyny. There is no other explanation.

"Jennette wanted the throne." ❌ Wrong. Jennette was not interested in the throne at all.

chapter 83

The Lovely Princess- Side Story chapter 26/27

somehow people tried to spin it as Jennette didn’t want to rule because she was lazy, but the girl was seriously depressed when he fell into coma.

"Jennette only wants to make Athy's life miserable." As far as I can tell ❌ Wrong. Before the black magic fucked with Jennette's mind she had no such intentions and genuinely liked Athy. Examples from the main story (that I'm too lazy to quote right now) are Jennette being the only one who tried to save Athy during the tea party when everyone thought she was being attacked by a beast. If she wanted her gone she wouldn't have grabbed Athy's arm to dodge what she presumed was a deadly attack from a monster (blackie) while everyone else was busy saving their own asses. Jennette is always super happy when Athy shows her a small gesture of kindness. Like when Athy bought her a cheap bracelet she promised to wear it every day.

She wanted to defend her against countess Rosalia's insults.

The Lovely Princess chapter 12 (Ijekiel interrupts her but you can definitely tell that Jennette wanted to defend Athy and was shocked by the treatment Athy had received.)

She visited Athy alot and forced Claude to do the same. Claude and Athy having no father and daughter relationship is 100% Claude's personal failing. Jennette did nothing to sabotage their relationship, if anything she did her best to convince Claude to give Athy attention.

The Lovely Princess chapter 9

Don't get me wrong I love her but just like Jennette, side story LP Athy has some “dark” moments. For example she felt happier with a comtose Claude than an awake Claude. I feel like this needs to be addressed because what people bring up as evidence for dark Jennette (dim smile, implying Claude he owes her love because he killed her parents) feels just as creepy as what LP Athy says.

Actually, what Athy says is worse because Jennette wanted Claude to be happy and healthy and give her lots of love meanwhile Athy never wanted him to wake up again.

The Lovely Princess chapter 25

If I understand correctly the side story shows a parallel world of the Lovely Princess, but it’s safe to assume the characters act pretty much the same as in The Lovely princess with the exception that Athy jumped into the world and switched places with LP Athy sometimes + LP Lucas gets involved.

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Euronymous Interview in Decibel of Death, ‘87. English Translation. Ft. Euronymous’ depraved torture fantasies involving Coca-Cola.

‘Decibel of Death’ was a French fanzine from the 80s. It’s first issue was released in ‘86, and by the summer of ‘87, it switched over from French to English-language. This has been my favourite interview of Euronymous for a long time now, so I decided I’d translate it to English so that other, non-francophone, people could enjoy it too. This issue in particular is from February of ‘87, and was their fourth issue overall.

I’ll add a link to where you can find this, and other D.O.D scans, below. If anybody wants me to translate more French, or Russian, interviews, feel free to PM me.

Note: NDLR is the editor’s notes. Any commentary or context by me will be in bold and in parenthesis, so feel free to totally ignore it. If something is between “« »” it’s because it was already written in English to begin with.

Disclaimer: if some of the sentences sound like the energizer bunny is hooked on an iv rig full of pure meth, don’t blame me, I did my best. Take it up with Euronymous himself. Also, I’m not excusing Euronymous’ poor behaviour, I’m just saying his poor behaviour is kind of entertaining.

Without further ado...

D.O.D: And once again, here’s Norwegian Mayhem. If you remember, we presented them to you back in the May issue of D.O.D. Since then, they released a new demo titled “Death Crush”!! Because of this event, we decided to ask the guitarist of this rather sinister band a few questions.

D.O.D: Okay, there’s been more than a few line-up changes in Mayhem. Can you tell us what the current one is?

Euro: Alright, there’s me on guitars, Manheim on battery, Necro-butcher on drums, and our session vocalist, Maniac.

D.O.D:  And what is the medium age of the group?

Euro: We are all 18 years old.

D.O.D: How long has Mayhem been around for?

Euro: Mayhem has been around since August of ‘84 with this line-up, before that, I played in another shitty metal group that was also called Mayhem. The other members also played in a crappy band before we all met.

D.O.D: How would you describe your music?

Euro: Ah, well, it’s like a wall of sound played at extreme speed all mixed with the sound of a chainsaw!!

D.O.D: In your opinion, who are the biggest posers on this planet?

Euro: That definitely has to be the Swedish group ‘Europe’. «Fuck them!!» I hate this band!!

D.O.D: Ha ha, what would you like to do to make them suffer?

(This is the exact moment where the interviewers realize that Euronymous is literally fucking insane. The editor censors some of the things Euronymous says because he has a very vulgar manner of speaking, so, brace yourselves. To make it abundantly clear— I didn’t censor any of this, if it was me, I’d let him continue swearing ‘til next year if he wanted to. Take it up with D.O.D!)

Euro: First of all, I’d cut them and make them eat their own (bleep)!! Then, I’ll fuck them in the ass with an empty bottle of Coke, and if they’re still alive somehow, I’ll drown them in their own piss!! (NDLR: I’d do the same to a few guys in Germany and Switzerland!!) But all of this is reserved for their guitarist, drummer and bassist, I have a far crueler torture for their singer, for him, I’m simply going to break his mirror and steal his perfume!! Haaaaafuckinghah!!! (NDLR: ahahahaha, this is so much fun!!)

D.O.D: Okay, Euronymous, onto more serious topics, who composes the most in Mayhem?

Euro: It’s me and Necro, but sometimes Manheim comes up with good riffs, he actually wrote most of P.F.A (Pure Fucking Armageddon)

D.O.D: I believe thrashers reacted pretty well to your first demo, right?

Euro: Despite the zero sound of this demo. It's true that it's actually the hardcore thrashers that appreciated it, although it was the others hating it that gave us an enormous promotion like with 'Metal Forces'.

D.O.D: Has there been groups that have influenced you?

Euro: Of course, early Venom has really inspired us, although we don’t sound like them in any way. We’re also influenced by bands like Hellhammer and Sodom.

D.O.D: Mayhem is a common band name, what do you think of other Mayhem (such as NYC Mayhem, Mayhem (WC), Mayhem (Oregon))?

Euro: NYC Mayhem* are excellent, I adore them! (NDLR: me too!!) and they call themselves NYC Mayhem. But as for the other Mayhems, they stink, «fuckin’ shit»,  like the Mayhem that’s on Metal Massacre VI*, they really stink, their music isn’t destructive like ours is at all, they don’t deserve this name, I hate them!!

D.O.D: I heard you guys played a show, how did that go?

Euro: It was really «cool», it was at a small rock festival that had around 3-400 «discofucks» (NDLR: this is the censored translation) and when we went on stage with our first session vocalist “Messiah”, we broke a bass over their mouths!! We gave these idiots hell!! Ha ha!! (I’ll link the show he’s referring to below)

D.O.D: And how did your other gigs go?

Euro: For now this has been our only show!! And we don’t know how the crowds will react at the prospect of future gigs.

D.O.D: Fair. Since we’re talking about future gigs, what will those be like?

Euro: They’ll be full of occult things, we’ll play in complete darkness and there’ll be red blood spots, chandeliers, smoke, and pig heads on stakes, it’ll be totally thrashing!!

D.O.D: How’s the Norwegian thrash scene? It’s pretty dull, no?

Euro: Right now, «it sucks», there’s no audience, but it seems to be going in the right direction with bands like Vomit*, Septic Cunts, Decay Lust, and Flowers in The Dustbin.

D.O.D: And what kind of things are your lyrics about?

Euro: depravity, like tearing someone’s (bleep), eating worms, and all those fine things!!

D.O.D: What are your favourite bands?

Euro: Really hard question, there’s so many good bands coming out but I think the bands I like the most are old Venom, Deathchamber, Sodom, Necrophagia, Destruction, Death, Kreator, Poison. (No, not THAT Poison)

D.O.D: Do you ever listen to hardcore?

Euro: «Yeah» I like Chaotic Discord, Septic Death, UK Subs, and others. It hasn’t been that long since I went to see Disorder and it was awesome!!

D.O.D: Are you considering going on tour?

Euro: No, not exactly. But soon we’ll play at a Norwegian thrash festival. We’ll also play at a thrash festival in Copenhagen, and probably do a few shows with Kreator/Necrophagia in ‘87.

(No, this isn’t a typo on my end, it actually says ‘87. There’s two reasons why this might be the case. One, it could be an error on the part of the editor, who deserves an interview of his own, or two, it could be an error by Euronymous himself since the interview might have been conducted in January. Euronymous could have mixed the years up as one sometimes does. However, ‘Death Crush’, the demo, actually came out in March of ‘87. What the interviewer and Euronymous are referring to as ‘Death Crush’ is likely ‘Death Rehearsal’, which is exactly what it sounds like, and was taped back January of ‘87.)

D.O.D: I heard you guys are recording a new demo, is it ready?

Euro: We just entered the studio to record the second “Death Crush” demo, but at the moment, we only have three songs. I’m also unsure of whether or not we’ll have enough money to record anything else, and the vocals still haven’t been put to music!!

D.O.D: There’s some rumours that you guys were contacted by certain record labels, is this true?

Euro: It’s true, we got a letter from Axe killer records saying that they were interested in us but they never listened to our music and I also sent them our demo tape but I don’t believe we’ll be receiving any letters from them now!!

D.O.D: Do you have anything to add?

Euro: Of course, «fucking ARGHHHH!!»

There, that’s all :)

If you’re interested in some of the asterisks I put in, here they are in order of their appearances:

*Unlike most of the bands Euronymous named in this interview, NYC Mayhem (and later as Straight Ahead) never released more than a few demo. They were a straight edge band from, you guessed it, NYC— Queens to be exact. Despite never releasing a full album, their sound inspired some grindcore and death metal bands, notably Carcass. They were also straight edge, which makes Euronymous’ mental breakdown over the Mayhem that was on Metal Massacre very, very ironic. Especially considering he was pretty straight edge himself, especially back in 1987– outside of maybe smoking some pot.

Here is their 1985 demo, https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t-3geR1JbY4

*Metal Massacre is a series of compilation albums starting in 1982, released by Metal Blade records. Typically, these were independent and unsigned bands. Some notable ones include Metallica on the first edition with ‘Hit the lights’. Slayer in ‘83 with ‘Aggressive Perfector’. The ‘84 edition had Voivod, Overkill, and Hellhammer.

The one which Euronymous is referring to, however, is the one from ‘85. Here it is, the timestamp is 14:19 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HqwfsLvLvuY

It’s really not that bad— certainly not worth the double exclamation points.

*If you don’t know who Vomit are, you must not know much about early Mayhem. They were another thrash band who shared rehearsal space with Mayhem. Torben Grue and Kittil Kittilsen (what a sad fucking name) were also ‘in’ Mayhem at some point. Kittil once shaved off his eyebrow, but I don’t know why. Here is a picture of the dork:

The show Euronymous is talking about: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mjay2Lmj9C8 yes, this is the show where Euronymous flashes his ass. I think it’s funny because he talks big but he seemed very hesitant to do it, and practically ducked backstage afterwards. Necro, on the other hand, was very proud to have broken his bass.

Well, that’s all I have. If you read this far, I hope you enjoyed the additional notes I left. Outside of a few more interviews of Mayhem, I also have a few obscure Emperor interviews that were posted to the internet in late 90s. There’s an especially funny one where Faust is allowed to interview Ihsahn and Samoth from prison. He’s sarcastic the entire time, refers to the readers as ‘morons’ and proclaims everyone should all die in a nuclear war with the same energy you cross yourself with. Overall, it’s a funny read. I also have one where he interviews Varg, and Euronymous (separately) for his own ‘zine back in the early 90s. Actually— I have A LOT of interviews of Faust for some reason, including two where he’s actually on camera. I might post them if I feel like it, or if somebody wants them. Is anyone here an especially big fan of Faust?

Last but not least, here is the link to the ‘zine:

http://france.metal.museum.free.fr/revues/fanzines/decibel_of_death/04/page_03.htm

[babyybitchhh]

I decided to watch a few episodes of DB before bed (I just finished episode 82) and I really want to talk about how wildly erratic Vegeta’s behavior has been this entire arc. 😂 Like, during the Saiyan arc he was much more stable in that he was pretty set in his ways, he didn’t really flip flop between one state of mind or another, and even when he clearly should have second guessed what he was doing he didn’t. He just kept pushing on with whatever it was while wholeheartedly believing he was right and all powerful despite getting his shit rather thoroughly rocked, which is relatively admirable imo.

Right from the start of the Namek arc though he’s been all over the goddamn place. He switches up at the drop of a dime with seemingly no rhyme or reason, his mood changes just as fast, he will literally swing from overconfident gloating to almost jittery nervousness and then right back to cocky surety again. He doesn’t even really seem to have a solid plan laid out and just makes shit up as he goes which in turn leads to very impulsive decision making on his end. Like … the way he keeps switching up on Gohan and Krillin? Lmao It kills me every goddamn time. And no matter how he tries to internally justify it (“We might actually have a chance of winning if it’s three against one!”) that doesn’t exactly explain why he’s going about it this way, nor does it make sense for him to then turn around and try to throw them under the bus. I swear it’s like he’s having a manic episode (can relate) and this insanity he just pulled out of his ass telling Krillin to attack him until he’s half dead? Y’all … this man is insane! Never mind what his logical reasoning is here, that is just crazy talk! You don’t even know if Dende will be willing to heal you after all the bullshit you’ve pulled, come on my guy. 😂

Tbh I saw a post talking about this back when I first started looking at his tag and I wish I could find it again because it pretty thoroughly went over why Vegeta’s characterization/personality changes so much between arcs and honestly I didn’t even really believe it at the time but now I’m like, yeah that was just gospel, actually. Lol And yes I understand the position Toriyama was in by bringing Vegeta into the fray after his massive popularity spike during what was, I assume, supposed to be a one off villain appearance but I just think he could have felt the situation out a little more … mindfully. That is just to say having these moments where he does a complete 180 leaves an odd taste in the back of my throat, and I don’t see why they were included or what they amount to when I know perfectly well how he is after this. And like I don’t fault him for trying to run from Frieza, my bitch ass would have been the first one gone, you feel me? ✋😩 But then I’m well aware that further down the line he absolutely stands up to opponents who are stronger than him, people he has a low probability of beating, and he does it all with a cocky smirk. I saw enough of the Cell and Buu arcs back in the day to have a tentative grasp on how he is later on in the series, so this just isn’t adding up right now.

And frankly this unhinged behavior from him is just not it. What is the reason? I suppose I could kind of see if being beaten by Goku really did just shatter his worldview to the point that he’s actively having some kind of mental crises that leads to his super erratic thoughts and choices, but then how is it he’s playing nice nice with Krillian and Gohan, and even Goku without flying off into a psychotic rage? He seems to be present of mind enough to keep his shit somewhat together, at least outwardly, but then he acts like he’s bipolar. In short

*I started typing this up last night and just dead ass knocked out before I could finish my train of thought 😂 actually forgot all about it until just now, and no I don’t remember what my ‘in short’ thought process was but …

After completing episode 83 WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY

Vegeta asking Krillin to blast him did not make an ounce of sense when he had no way of knowing if Dende would even heal him at all, and low and behold what happened? Dende told that man he wouldn’t heal him! Oh! I am so mad at Vegeta 😂 You did not think that through even a little bit, king. Why on earth would you ever be so confident that the kid who’s people you’ve slaughtered just the same as Frieza did would graciously heal you to the point where you didn’t even let him in on your little plan first to see if he’d even be on board with it to begin with? I love Vegeta but goddamn, he is acting like a downright idiot in this arc. It’s not even a manic episode, this is straight up himbo shit right here.

[troop-scoop]

Mistakes & Regrets XVIII

Summary: When a trip to your Dad’s hometown of Hawkins goes wrong, you end up in the year 1983, and have to learn how to cope with being stuck in the past.

Pairing: Steve Harrington / Future!Reader (like, a really slow burn)

Warnings: alluding to more shit that happened. it’s me for cryptic for me.

• • •  

“You’re doing it wrong!”

“There’s not a wrong way to make a corndog!”

“Yes there is, and that’s what you’re doing! You don’t hold it like that, moron!” 

“Oh, I’m the moron?” 

You were close to dunking Troy's head in the cold grease. There was no reason for it to be as difficult as he was making it. 

“Yeah, you, asshat.” 

“Y/n. . .” turning to look at the counter you sighed a bit, seeing Mike, Lucas, Will and Max. 

“No! I’m not giving you food-”

“You wanted to talk to Steve’s co-worker, remember? We gotta go or we’re gonna miss our movie.” Mike interrupted, looking at you as it were obvious and that you were stupid. 

Sighing, you went to grab your bag, slipping off your work shirt in the process. “Y/n, we’re not allowed to leave through the store front.” Troy tried to tell you.

Coming back out in the tanktop and this time the jean shorts you’d put on under your uniform you glared at your younger co-worker. “If Rachel asks if I have been, I know who told, and don’t forget, a little girl broke your arm, and I’ll do worse.” climbing over the front counter and following the group of fourteen year olds across the hall to the ice cream parlor. 

Working the register was Robin, already looking annoyed with the kids there and mildly intrigued by you being there, holding your work clothes and wearing your backpack. 

Mike went up to the front, ringing the bell multiple times, much to Robin’s annoyance. “Hey, dingus, your children are here!”

The sliding frosted windows that separated the back room from the front slid open, and Steve leaned on the back counter. “Again? Seriously?” He had a pair of flimsy headphones on, and was holding the black walkman you’d bought for him. 

Instead of answering, Mike just rang the bell again. 

Sighing, Steve walked to the door and opened it for them. You watched as the four of them lifted the counter and went to the back. Steve eyes you for a second longer, offering a small smile and a nod before going to the back door to let the kids into the staff hallway. 

“Why are you here, sunshine?” Robin teased you, leaning forward on the counter. “Come to be melodramatic?” 

“My melodrama isn’t your business, Buckley. Except for what I need to talk to you about.” 

“Is it about. . .” she trailed off, not wanting to say what it was. 

You nodded in response. 

“So. . . yes or no?” 

“I don’t know!” You exclaimed as quietly as you could. “I don’t think so. . . I hope not.”

• • • 

Running a hand through your hair, you looked up at Steve, who was leaning against the side of the payphone, smiling like an idiot at you. Holding the public phone up to your ear, you listened to the ringing on the other end, until you heard Joyce’s groggy and tired voice on the other end. “Hello?” 

“Joyce, hey-”

“Y/n, sweetheart are you okay?” 

“Yeah, I’m fine! Someone at the dance spiked the punch, a few kids decided to drive home, I don’t really feel safe in the car knowing that Tommy Hagan and Billy Hargrove are drunk in the same car as each other with their dates.” 

Though you couldn’t see it, Joyce was pinching the bridge of her nose. “Did you or Steve drink any?” 

“We’re a little buzzed, we’re just gonna stay at the motel for the night.” You told her, looked up when Steve reached for your hair, absentmindedly playing with it. 

“Get some water in you, and rest. Drive home in the morning, okay?” 

“Yeah, of course. We’ll walk to the gas station and get some water and then come back. Drive back home first thing in the morning.”

You and Joyce said your goodbyes and hung up. 

When you looked up at Steve you saw that stupid smile still on his face. “Streetlights make you look pretty.” you told him with an equally stupid smile. 

“You’re always pretty.”

You just chuckled and shook your head. “No, I'm not.” you responded pulling your hair from his hands and going to walk to the front office of the motel you’d basically called home for your first months in Hawkins. 

“You calling me a liar, y/n?” 

Turning to look at Steve you smiled a bit and shook your head again. “I’m not calling you a liar, i’m calling you tipsy. So let’s get a room so you can sleep it off.”

“I’m not tipsy! I’m being serious.” Steve told you, walking towards you. He’d been flirty since the alcohol spiked punch had entered his system. Which was how you’d figured it out. When you’d been sitting at one of the tables, he was staring at you in a way that you could only say was respectful, and yet nothing else. 

So you’d looked over to the table to see Billy and Tommy at the table with their respective dates pouring the entirety of the flash they’d brought into the bowl. 

“Liquid courage, y/n, c’mon.” Steve reached out to you, holding you by your waist and staring down at you. 

“You’re so full of shit.” You laughed. 

• • •

You looked to Steve when the lights shut off. And he looked to you too, right before you averted your gaze to the frosted window. Hearing the lights shut off outside of the ice cream parlor as well.

“That’s weird.”

The last power outage you were in was caused by you and Jonathan, fighting over the outlets in the bathroom, with him wanting to shave and you needing to blowdry your hair. Joyce yelled at you for at least ten minutes before going to flip the power back on. Before that? Was when things went even more downhill for you in 83’ than they already were. 

Looking back to Steve when you heard the switch flicking back and forth you sighed a bit, leaning against the back of the chair Robin had sat you in. 

Watching as he continued to try and turn the lights back on, you tilted your head. “That isn’t gonna work, dingus.” Robin told him/

“Oh, really?” 

“Oh my, god.” you mumbled as he then tried to do it faster. But just a second later the lights flickered back on as soon as he brought the switch up again. 

“Let there be light.” 

“Idiot.” you muttered to yourself, feeling uneasy all of a sudden. Like you were about to vomit on a roller coaster. And the single hotdog you’d had from work from lunch wasn’t agreeing with you. Bringing a hand to the back of your neck you brought the other to cover your mouth. 

“You okay?” Steve and Robin asked at the same time, with Steve holding a half finished ice cream cone in one hand and his scoop in the other while Robin held a customer’s change. 

Nodding you leaned forward a bit, hoping that changing the way you sat would change the nauseous feeling in you gut and throat. 

• • •

“Here you go, dork.” 

“Whatever, sunshine.” Will mocked, taking the plate of pancakes from you when you reached the table with Joyce. 

“Excuse you?” 

“That’s what your friend called you on the phone the other day, right?”

You wanted to kill Robin. Of course she called you that over the phone. You were regretting the day your art teacher was absent, and the sub handed out name tags that started with ‘Hello, i am’ and you being as sarcastic as you were, put ‘sunshine.’ 

She wouldn’t let go of it. 

Hearing Jonathan’s door open you looked over to the hallway, and almost fell onto the floor laughing, seeing the red kiss mark of his cheek while he was trying to button up his shirt. 

Sitting down you reached for the syrup, squeezing some onto your plate. “You dip your pancakes?” Will asked, disgusted. 

“And you still let your mother dress you?”

You listened in on Joyce and Jonathan as he practically rushed himself out of the door. 

“Ugh, gross.” Will spoke as Joyce came to sit at the table with you two. 

“Well, I don’t think you’re gonna think it’s gross when you fall in love.” she pointed out to her youngest son as he reached for the syrup from your hands. 

“I’m not gonna fall in love.” Will responded. 

When you looked at him, you saw a child. A fourteen year old boy who had been through too much for a kid his age. Others, you saw a fourteen year old boy who was struggling to accept who he was. And sometimes when he spoke, all you could hear was your dad. 

Joyce’s attention was caught by papers that had fallen from the fridge, making her get up and pick them from the floor. 

“So-”

“Don’t even make eye contact with me.” 

And you usually treated him like you would your own little brother. And in those moments, you wanted your little brother. You wanted to go to those stupid orchastra performances at the middle school and tease him for no reason.

“Isn’t Dustin coming back from camp today?” 

“I thought you said to not even make eye contact with you?”

You turned to look at him, noticing he was already staring at you expantly. You held eye contact with him, before dipping a finger in your syrup and wiping it on his face. 

WIll gasped in shock, bringing his hand up to touch the drop of syrup that began running down his cheek, all while you continued to eat your pancakes in peace. 

• • •

“For you.” 

“Thanks.” you mumbled, taking the ice cream cone from Robin. You didn’t know what the flavor was, but you couldn’t bring yourself to care all that much. 

“Orange cream.” She told you, looking out the gap in the frosted windows. “I still can’t believe you two. Mostly you.” She grumbled under her breath, walking to the white board and dry erase marker on the counter. 

She had every reason to be frustrated with you two. She’d sat behind the two of you in history, saying she saw a chemistry between you two the entire year until the end of the school year when you asked to move seats to not be next to Steve. 

It was your fault. 

You fucked everything up.

It seemed to be either a skill, or a pattern. 

“And another one bites the dust.” Robin spoke as the two female customers walked away from the shop, pulling the whiteboard in front of her so Steve could see what was on it. “You are oh-for-six, Popeye.” It sounded almost like she was scolding him. 

“Yeah, yeah, I can count.” you watched him turn and face Robin as she drew a line. 

“You know that means you suck.” 

“Yep, I can read, too.” 

“Since when?”

“Second semester of his junior year.” You teased. 

“Okay, you,” Steve started, walking towards the counter, “shhhhh” he drawled out holding a finger to his lips. “You’re not even supposed to be back there, and we’re not supposed to give you free ice cream. It’s this stupid hat.” He grumbled. “I am telling you, it is totally blowing my best feature.”

You wanted to argue with him about that. You were good at arguing with him, had been since the day you two met. Sure, his hair was a good feature, and even when he didn’t style it, it looked good. 

“Yeah, company policy is a real drag. You know it’s a crazy idea, but have you considered. . . telling the truth?” 

You zoned out on their conversation, eating your scoop of ice cream, only being snapped out of your daze when you heard him yell at a group of customers, watching as Robin added another mark to the white board. 

“I’ll go to Melvald’s for you after work, okay?”

“Yeah, okay.” 

• • •

“Hi, Linda.” You said in a cheerful sing song voice, walking into the front office of the motel, watching as the older woman turned away from the tv, a smle coming across her face. 

“Well, look at you! I haven’t seen you in ages!”

“Yeah, school and stuff, been super busy the last year or so.” You responded. “We need a room.” You told her with a small smile. She looked over your shoulder to Steve who was looking around the office, holding your bag. “It’s not like that.” you knew what she was thinking. 

She hummed a bit, clearly not believing you. “With boys like him? It’s always like that.” SHe responded, going to grab a key for you. “Same room you were in before. We added pullouts to each room.” 

“Linda!” You scolded, reaching for the key. “Not appropriate.” You smiled a bit then, turning away to Steve. “Let’s go.” 

Once in the motel room, you watched as Steve threw himself onto the bed. “You slept on this? For months?” He asked, crawling a bit further up onto the bed, laying his head on the pillow. “It’s so cozy.” He mumbled into the fresh linen. 

You smiled and shook your head, grabbing your bag from him and heading to the bathroom. Almost thankful that Will had thought about an overnight bag, just in case. You changed as quickly as you could, wanting to be in bed too. Not even bothering to think about walking to the gas station and getting water like Joyce had told you to do. 

Hanging your dress on the top of the door you dropped your bra behind the door along with your shoes, walking over to the bed and flopping onto the mattress beside him.

• • • 

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[huihuiheart]

In Bed- Cai Xukun

Why am I even doing this to myself?

Requests: Open for this still.

NSFW Description Below:

BDSM Test Results: 

 83% Owner

  83% Dominant

  82% Daddy 

76% Master

 75% Pet 

 71% Rigger 

 66% Primal (Hunter) 

 66% Boy 

63% Exhibitionist 

 62% Sadist 

 59% Degrader 

 59% Switch 

 58% Vanilla 

 50% Rope bunny 

 50% Submissive 

 49% Experimentalist 

 49% Brat tamer 

 46% Ageplayer 

 46% Voyeur 

 26% Primal (Prey) 

 10% Degradee 

 10% Brat 

 5% Non-monogamist 

 4% Slave 

 4% Masochist

Description:

Owner/Dominant/Daddy: These are all around the same level for him. However he is a bit of a ‘softer’ dom in some people’s minds. This is because pain is not his preferred method of getting you to crumble (we’ll get into this more later). Xukun is more patient than some doms, he uses that patience and seduction to bring you to your knees before him. Basically he’s a fuckin tease! He’ll be ‘generous’ giving you what you want while holding back just enough to have you crying and begging. Oh and that’s all the time, not just when you need to be punished.  You see he’s one to give you little reminders quite often as to who is in charge in hopes of having to lesson the number, or at least intensity of punishments seeing as how he’d rather not use pain.

Master: He’s not as big on this one simply because it doesn’t seem quite as soft to him. However, he certainly doesn’t mind it. It would probably be more of if he’s resorting to pain, he’d be master at that time.

Pet: So you may have noticed how high up pet is in comparison to submissive....if you want to get him weak for you. Pull out some little ears for him, he won’t really care what kind though he might just have a soft spot for puppy/pup....just fyi. He’s a tease but he’s soft and a giver because he loves getting reactions, he gets off on your reactions. (God I’m a sub but I’m so soft thinking about this....like if he wants it please just...my god...just anything for this soft baby)

Rigger: Now you might have expected this higher, but let me explain okay. He’s so meticulous and seductive about getting you in the mood and into bed the way he wants that as pretty as you are all tied up, sometimes his patience has worn out by then. However, that being said he does think you’re hot af all tied up. I feel like he really has a thing for suspension too.....maybe I’m just hoping he does though. If you’re suspended though be prepared to also be blindfolded.

Primal (Hunter): So.....here’s the deal. He’s soft so not as primal, you probably won’t get a lot of biting/scratches/growls with him unless he’s in a mood.That mood is jealous and/or irritated. If he’s mad you’ll get it too, but right now it isn’t what we’re going to focus on. It’ll come out when he gets jealous (certain things make him jealous very easily but not a lot and not always enough to really pull this side out). Or if he’s had a rough day at work/you’ve been a bit of a brat you’ll probably see more of this. However, in the sense of being a hunter it’s probably more of backing you into a corner or crumble beneath him/submitting.

Boy: Another one that’ll make him kinda soft beneath you, but you do have to work a bit more for this one. A good stress relief for him from time to time. If you suck him off in the studio he’d probably very easily be in baby boy mode, just so you know.

Exhibitionist/ Sadist: As you can see they’re both over 50% he does enjoy them to an extent but he always feels kinda guilty about it, you’ll see why soon. But if he’s really truly pissed.....oh lord........you best be prepared, he’ll get more primal and sadistic, and he’ll be willing to finger you at dinner or fuck you in a public bathroom.......but usually he’ll only get rough back at home and if his exhibitionist side comes out then that’s the fault of jealous rage, so be prepared to be fucked against the window. Your chest against the glass, holding your breath as people pass by. He get’s really soft and almost baby boy like after though, like aftercare god! He’ll take such good care of you but be quiet, maybe even have tears in his eyes if he left ‘too many’ marks or it looks painful. He feels so so guilty after, so please reassure him that it was amazing and you enjoyed it.

Degrader: So here’s the deal, okay? You are his GODDESS/GOD! He may be in charge in bed and maybe has a bit of a power trip about it, but he WORSHIPS you okay. So degrading you is not something that is natural to him in bed. Dirty talk yes, degradation no. However, sometimes if he’s mad it’ll peak through some, usually it’s mixed in with praise though.....a lot of praise.

Switch/Vanilla: So he’s willing to switch, but there has to be incentive for him. He worships you and feels he doesn’t deserve you, so the power he feels when he makes you feel good and is in control is something he loves. However, being soft he’s willing to give you anything you want and he’ll be more than happy with it. He’s just not quick to admit that he does like vanilla, especially passionate vanilla. Or how much of a relief being your good little sub can really be when he’s stressed out.

Rope bunny/submissive: When he does sub he likes being tied up. He’s really not quick to admit that he likes when you worship his body too (I mean have you seen it? Yes please!), but he’s soft for it. So when you tie him up and praise him he’ll get blushy and shy and turn to putty for you real easy. Also likes when you tease him back but shh that’s a secret.

Experimentalist: So he’s willing to experiment, but it has to be your idea (75% of the time). He often won’t have an issue with you wanting to try something out, though he does has his exceptions. 

Brat Tamer: He doesn’t really like brat taming per say. He likes making you putty slowly over time, to crumble beneath him when he knows all of your secrets. Doesn’t mean he won’t tame a brat, but once again he’s usually too soft for your hard core more traditional brat taming.

Age player: Not a hard no, but not a weakness for him. Sorry....he’ll be your baby boy in bed as in whiny and submissive, but not really in terms of age play and it’s essentially the same with him being daddy. Though once again he worships you and gives you anything you want even if he doesn’t like it. 

Voyeur: It’s more of that he doesn’t really see a point to this. Like, he loves you, he only sees you, only wants to see you...so why should he see others having sex? But if his goddess/god wants it then they get it.

Primal (Prey): I’ma just say it how it is....it just doesn’t work on him I’m sorry....if you try to use the seductive tactics he uses on you against him he’ll just coo and call you how it is....use them against someone else and he’ll get jealous that you’re using what he taught you elsewhere, but on him it’s just cute.....sorry boo

Degradee/Brat: Please don’t....or at least be careful.....he wants you to worship him like he does you....and when you degrade him he takes it seriously.....he’ll be so upset cause he’s worried he’s doing something wrong.....he’ll probably cry...even if he knows you don’t mean it. That being said you probably won’t really need to degrade or punish him cause he’s not really going to be a brat. You might have to work a little to get him to switch to more subby but once he is he’s putty in your hands, no brat to be seen only good boy.

Non-monogamist: Refer to Voyeur.....he only has eyes for you hon..... he worships the ground you walk on...not even a glance at anyone else.

Slave: Once again, your good boy, but not much for bdsm (other than bondage) when he does sub. Just a soft boy who whimpers and whines, with some begging, but not really what you would consider a ‘slave’.

Masochist: So so soft as a sub! Doesn’t like receiving pain, it’s like degradation, he will cry so fast! Like seriously! Please go easy on him! That being said.....he does like feeling your fingernails grazing his skin but not actually scratching....but you didn’t hear that from me.

[musicprincess1990]

Questions About Sherlolly

I was tagged, several days ago (sorry), by @mychakk, and... well, I had a bit too much fun with this. A few of them ran off and dragged me with them, so... yeah, these are more ficlets than headcanons.

Also, I want to tag @writingwife-83, @kietzemaze, @thisisartbylexie, @lilsherlockian1975, and @hobbitsdoitbetter. 😘

1. Coffee shop AU: Who is the barista, and who frequents the coffee shop?

This one always gives me Uni!lock vibes. Molly is the fresh-faced, ever cheerful barista, and Sherlock is the customer. He starts off barely paying attention to his surroundings as he gets his coffee. The first time she sees him, Molly notices the bloodshot eyes and the dark circles beneath them, and being the brilliant pre-med student that she is, recognizes the symptoms immediately. The next time she makes his coffee she writes a little note on his cup: Life is too short to waste. You could do something brilliant with yours.

Sherlock appears the next day, eyes scanning each barista, until he sees the mousy girl with brown hair and a look of recognition on her face. He seems angry, and he demands to know what her “little note” was about. Shyly, but still firmly, she says, “I think you know, or you wouldn’t be here. And I meant what I said. You could be brilliant.”

“I am brilliant.” And then he deduces her. Harshly.

She just stares at him, tears forming, but she doesn’t slap him or run off. Instead, she whispers. “You are brilliant… but think how much more you’d be able to see if you stopped clouding your brain.” This completely shakes him, and he leaves that day without coffee.

She doesn’t see him again for months, and when he comes back, he looks so much better. Dark circles gone, eyes bright and clear, and a healthy tinge of pink to his skin. He walks directly over to her and orders his coffee—“Black, two sugars, please”—and says nothing more. But Molly grins at the gratitude in his eyes, and in the use of the word please. She hands him his cup, with another little note: Told you so, with a smiley face. He meets her eyes, gives her the faintest smile, and says, “Thank you, Molly.”

He ends up coming in every day after that, and… well, you can guess the rest.

2. High school/College AU: Who is the straight-A student, and who’s the back row slacker?

Pfft, this one is obvious. Molly is the hardworking med student, Sherlock slacks off because school is too easy, and too dull, to bother with. But his parents refuse to give him any of the money they’ve set aside for him until he earns a degree, and finds something to do with his life. So he shows up to class, turns in the assignments, and gets the best grades in the class… until Molly shows up.

In advanced chemistry, she beats him by one point. But rather than being annoyed that she did better than him (because really, he wasn’t even trying), he’s intrigued. She doesn’t look like the kind of girl who would be suited for the sciences. She’s all smiles and colorful clothes and quirky habits. He starts watching her during class, her careful note-taking, her rapt interest in the subject matter. He deduces things about her – her father’s death, her mother’s disdain for her field of study, her older brother’s protectiveness, her love for animals, her tendency to trust people too easily – and his interest is piqued even more.

Soon he starts noticing other things about her. The faint hints of red in her hair when the sunlight catches them. The way she gnaws on her bottom lip when she’s thinking deeply. The absent twirling of a strand of hair when she’s bored. She chews gum on the days she hasn’t eaten breakfast, overly worried about her breath. Her hair is usually pulled into a hasty ponytail, but she leaves it down when she has a date. (He ignores the twisting in his gut when he makes that deduction.)

One day, she happens to look back at him, and oh, he tries not to catalogue the exact shade of pink her face turns as she blushes. And suddenly, he realizes he’s in over his head. He tries not to look at her, but she’s like a magnet. And now she keeps looking back at him, and he can see the curve of her small, pink mouth, the light dusting of freckles on her nose, the twinkle in those bottomless brown eyes.

He finally gives in and asks her out on the last day of term. She beams up at him and says, “It’s about bloody time!”

3. Rivals to lovers AU: Who takes their rivalry seriously, and who is half in it just to push the other’s buttons?

I guess I need to write more Uni!lock, because that's what comes to mind yet again! This time, when Molly gets better marks than Sherlock on an exam, he is OUTRAGED. He sulks and pointedly ignores her, until they get paired together for a project.

Molly is shy at first, and apologetic even when she hasn't done anything wrong. He finds it annoying, and tells her as much. She gets mad at him and calls him out for being so horrible to her when he's the one who didn't put in enough effort for the exam.

For reasons neither of them understand, he kisses her. And she slaps him. Then she kisses him back.

After that, she becomes much more confident. She challenges him more than any of his classmates, past or present. Also, she's absolutely adorable when she's cross with him. He begins to think this won't be such a bad arrangement after all.

4. Enemies to lovers AU: Which one switches sides?

Ooh, I'm thinking Revolutionary War. Molly is a nurse in the Colonies, Sherlock is a reluctant red-coat. He gets badly injured in a skirmish, and is one of only four survivors in his regiment. The other three ran before they could be captured, leaving him for dead. And who is the lucky nurse charged with his care? You guessed it!

Molly surprises him by being kind to him, even when he takes pains to belittle and insult her. He flat out asks her one day, why she's being so kind to him, when he's her enemy?

"I do not have any enemies," she replies calmly, tending to the dressings over his wound. "And as of yet, you have done nothing that would cause me to think of you as one."

"Perhaps I will," he counters, "once I am able to stand and find my musket."

She laughs at that. "I did not take you for the sort of man who would care about his own pain when confronting an enemy. If you truly wished us all dead, we would be." Her smiling eyes meet his. "And yet, here we are."

And HOLY SHIT I NEED TO KEEP WRITING THIS.

5. Soulmate AU: Who is eager to meet their soulmate? Who absolutely does not want to meet their soulmate?

Molly loves the idea of having a soulmate, and can’t wait to fall in love with whoever hers may be. She’s a little wary of the timing, however, because she wants to have a career, and worries her soulmate will want to get married immediately and start making babies. Sherlock, on the other hand, resents the little mark on his left shoulder, is determined to make his “soulmate” hate him the moment he meets her, so she won’t want him to marry her and start making babies.

Of course, things don’t go as planned. They meet on Molly’s first day at Bart’s, but they don’t figure out that they're soulmates until much later. When he fakes his death, and Molly has to do his autopsy, that’s when she sees the mark, identical to hers. She’s not surprised, because she’s already in love with him, but she knows his feelings on that subject, so she pretends it means nothing to her.

Then the phone call happens. Oh, the phone call! Sherlock turns up at her flat that night while she’s showering, and she doesn’t hear him pick her lock. He waits in her bedroom, and she comes in, wrapped only in a towel. She screams, only just hanging on to that towel, and then he sees it. He jumps up and turns her to get a better look at it. It'so mistaking it, that’s definitely the same mark. Which means… when she saw his, after he “died,” she knew… and didn’t say anything.

“Why?” he asks on a whisper.

“Because you don’t want it.”

He meets her eyes and says, “I didn’t. Not until you.”

....Fuck, I need to write this one, too.

6. Single parent AU: Which one is the single parent? (Alt. if they’re both single parents: Which one is open to starting a new relationship from the start? Which one is never planning on finding love again…Until they meet the other and are instantly smitten?)

Ooh, my favorite version of this has already been done, at least twice. Parent Trap AU!!! I recommend A Trap of Parental Proportions by 16magnolias, and also Brilliant Beyond Brilliant Idea by OccasionallyCreative. BOTH SO GOOD.

7. Doctor AU: Which one is the long-suffering doctor? Which one is the patient?

Um… this isn’t AU. This is canon. I totally believe Sherlock’s #2 reason for using Molly’s flat as a bolthole is because she patches him up. (#1 reason is because it's Molly, and she calms his mind. And he’ll never admit it, especially not to John, but he rather likes being the big spoon. 😉)

8. Bodyguard AU: Who is the bodyguard? Who are they protecting? Which one is secretly pining for the other?

Once again, this has been done already, masterfully so. I would like to direct you to The Queen’s Man, by @writingwife-83. It’s perfect. Also, MUTUAL PINING ALL THE WAY!!

9. Pirate AU: Who is the pirate? Who is the member of the royal family who did not sign up for this?

Again, obvious. Sherlock is the pirate. Molly is a royal, maybe a cousin of whichever historical monarch you think fits best (I say George III, because after #4, I'm digging the Revolutionary vibes). She gets kidnapped by the dastardly Captain Moriarty, who intends to kill her and frame his rival, Captain Holmes. Sherlock gets hired by his brother, who initially offers a great deal of money, which Sherlock declines. Then he offers freedom, for him to continue being a pirate without government interference. This, Sherlock accepts, and he sets off to rescue the royal damsel.

However, when he finds her, he discovers she is no damsel. She has won over Moriarty’s entire crew, and Moriarty has been marooned. He doubts his rival will stay on the little island they chose for very long. He tells her as much, and offers to help her bring him down, after which he will return her to London.

Of course, by the time they finish with Moriarty, they’ve fallen in love, and she has no desire to go back to her life of excess. Sherlock decides he much prefers the thrill of having to stay one step ahead of the government, and removing that challenge would spoil the fun.

Yep... gonna have to write this one, too.

10.   Childhood best friends AU: Which one was super obviously in love with the other the whole time? Who was oblivious until they were older?

They were both madly in love, and it was obvious to everybody, except them. Neither of them knew how the other felt, and Molly only realized her own feelings when she was 12 or 13, somewhere around there. Sherlock took much longer, refusing to admit it until they were both adults. ALL THE MUTUAL PINING!!

Yep... these bear continued study and attention. I bet I can get a few one-shots out of them at least. 😊

[heathneycanon]

okay so i ranked 113 total drama/ridonculous race ships based on how much i like them with explanations below the cut.. fair warning that i’m a lil mean to some of the ships lower on the list.

also i forgot to include dwayne senior and that one girl’s mom from rr because i literally forgot they existed until now, and i don’t want to manually add them in so i’ll just say that i think they’re cute but not super interesting.

EDIT: this has been updated post-roti-rewatch. i switched around the order of a couple ships, and added a new one. if i ever rewatch rr or pahkitew i’ll probably edit it again, but the likelihood of me rewatching either of those seasons any time soon is... ok i was about to say it was slim but it’s probably not

also i’m not ever adding in dwayne and the mom because i like it being a part f the description lmao. an afterthought. as it should be.

enjoy!

113. stephanie/ryan - i HATE the daters/haters. they’re like a weird, shitty mix of tda gidgette and duncney. like, they’re either annoyingly all over each other, or they’re toxic and fighting. tbh, they’re pretty toxic all the time. they stuck around for way too long imho.

112. jacques/josee - I CHANGED MY MIND IGNORE THIS

111. tom/jen - tom is canonically gay, and i hc jen as a lesbian. so i’m not a fan of this ship.

110. nemma - yeahh, knowing me, this is also a predictably low ranking. i hc noah as gay and emma as a lesbian, so again, i don’t vibe with this one.

109. coderra - i can only deal with this ship in rewrites. i’ve seen super well thought out rewrites of coderra and sierra’s character, but as it stands, i really don’t ship this at all.

108. davesky - dave is an incel lmao. anyway yea this ship initially seemed like bootleg zoke, which was kind of bootleg gwent, but then BOY did davesky get worse. i can’t stand dave and i can’t stand pairing him with sky, either.

107. leonard/sugar - why. i hate both of these characters. no thank u.

106. ella/dave - ok so u know i don’t like dave. i also hc ella as a lesbian, she hasn’t realized it and is dealing with comphet. i don’t like this ship.

105. topher/ella - i hc both of them as gay. they are friends tho.

104. macarthur/brody - in case you’re noticing a trend, i do in fact hc macarthur as a lesbian. i also don’t really care about her at all lmao. anyway, not a fan of this one. i really don’t understand why fresh thought this was a good idea.

103. noah/katie - again, i hc noah as gay, but this ship is more funny to me than anything else because these characters were shipped together so often early on, when they both a) barely had any characterization and b) had never interacted? anyway yea i don’t ship it.

102. cameron/sierra - this one’s weird? literally sierra had a crush on him or whatever because he reminded her of cody even though they’re… nothing alike? dude please get sierra some therapy oh my god

101. heather/justin - i knew someone who really, really shipped them once, which is why i’m including it. anyway i cannot see this ship at all, next.

100. amy/rodney - i guess this existed? i barely remember pahkitew, and i know rodney had a bunch of crushes, but this is the main one i remember so it’s the only one i can be bothered to include. anyway this relationship didn’t seem healthy at all.

99. max/scarlett - i don’t like max and i don’t really care about scarlett, but i also hc both of them as gay, so this is a no from me.

98. gwody - creepy and bad. i don’t trust people who ship this or davesky.

97. dashawn - shawn can do better. that one scene where they look at each other when dave has to kiss the person next to him is kinda funny tho.

96. topher/dave - marginally better than all other dave ships just because topher is there and i like topher. again tho, topher can do much better.

95. malejandro - why does this ship exist.

94. ezekiel/bridgette - not my thing at all. i don’t care about zeke too much, and i have a lot more ships with bridgette that i prefer over this one.

93. cody/beth - i only care about cody in certain contexts, and i practically never care about beth. i wouldn’t click off of a fic if this were a background pairing or whatever, but i definitely wouldn’t seek it out.

92. ezekiel/beth - again, don’t really care about beth or ezekiel that much. but in certain contexts, i can see why this would be cute.

91. courtney/jose - the only way this is cute is alongside aleheather, so that courtney and heather could marry into the same family. but also, why is this a ship that exists?

90. scourtney - i love both scott and courtney, but no thank u. they had absolutely no chemistry, and courtney was using scott both in the competition and as a rebound. not a fan.

89. gwen/cameron - is this a thing that exists? i found a screenshot of gwen kissing cameron on the cheek but is that edited? if it is real, i probably blocked it from my mind.

88. courtney/cameron - now i know this one exists in the weirdest, stupidest way the show could’ve gone about it. barely even qualifies as a ship, and it’s definitely not a good one.

87. duncan/zoey - i kind of see why others would like this one, but at the same time, it doesn’t really appeal to me.

86. alejandro/courtney - i love alejandro and i love courtney. but i can only see them as friends, tho i can see them like. kissing just because they’re bored. or to fuck with people. they did that in the show, right? kind of? i forget the specifics.

85. chris/blaineley - while i guess i can see why people ship this, chref is canon and blaineley is a lesbian.

84. katie and/or sadie/justin - why would katie or sadie date justin, when they’re in love?

83. gwuncan - maybe could’ve been good, but literally everything about how they got together and their relationship in canon has tainted my view of this ship. i definitely preferred them as friends in tda anyway. there’s a lotta cute gwuncan fanart out there so i do rb it sometimes tho. i see why people ship this, i get the potential, but for me it’s soured by world tour.

82. laurie/miles - who?

81. mary/ellody - yea ok they’re smart gfs, but also i literally don’t give a shit about either of them.

80. pete/gerry - they’re definitely dating but again i don’t care about them.

79. mike/cameron - not a horrible ship by any means, i just don’t really like cameron that much.

78. alejandro/justin - there are so many superior alejandro ships. and a handful of slightly better justin ships.

77. carrie/devin - wow they didn’t have a storyline that was original in any way! they’re pretty cute tho.

76. sanders/macarthur - would be higher but acab.

75. macarthur/josee - i really like the whole rivals to lovers thing, but again, acab. this is higher than sanders/macarthur because of the rivals to lovers, but mostly it’s because there’s only one bastard cop here rather than two.

74. owen/alejandro - i don’t really mind this one, but i see it as more of a one sided crush on owen’s side.

73. lightning/cameron - i don’t really care about cameron, but the jock/nerd dynamic is kinda good.

72. rockspud - they’re definitely a couple, but as the trend indicates, i really can’t bring myself to care too much about rr ships.

71. lindsay/beth - best beth ship, worst lindsay ship. i like one this better if lindsay is also dating tyler.

70. lindsay/lightning - a crackship i made up when i was eleven. i just think it’s really funny.

69. noco - not a bad ship, it’s just not my thing. i definitely see why other people ship it, i just ship both of them with other people.

68. ella/sugar - i see why people ship this as well, but i just really don’t like sugar. i can bring myself to see past that because this dynamic is genuinely good.

67. sierra/heather - i’ve seen this in au’s and rewrites of sierra’s character, and i see the potential. not bad.

66. bawn - they’re cute i guess? i just never really saw the appeal. they’re not bad by any means, it just seems kind of bland.

65. dakota/zoey - okay so i’m adding this one in as i’m reordering stuff because i rewatched roti. i didn’t have this here initially but their friendship was cute until zoey was all “she’s scary” and voted her off. just saying, if zoey wasn’t written as a hypocrite and was actually written as a COOL character that lived up to the potential of her concept, this would’ve slapped. also i love any combo of dawn, zoey, and dakota, because they’re cute. i’m not including poly ships on here because that’d make things wayy complicated, but i’d be here for a poly ship of these three.

64. scott/zoey - UPDATED. was originally “yea something about this rubs me the wrong way. i feel like if i rewatched roti i would remember what, but i’m not going to do that just for this list. maybe someday.” i ended up rewatching roti for unrelated reasons the next day, and honestly? this one is not that bad. could be cute, potentially.

63. dj/katie - i guess this one’s pretty cute? i don’t really remember them interacting, but i guess i can see why someone would like this.

62. dunhar - i see why people ship this one. i kind of like it? i feel like it would work really well in an au or a rewrite.

61. dott - UPDATED. was originally “i used to kind of like this ship, but now i really don’t. i do love the idea of dawn and scott as best friends who bully each other in the friendly kind of way, though.” but i rewatched roti and... this has potential. i kinda like it. still prefer the bullying friendship tho.

60. scott/mike - again, i see why people would ship it. i’m not sure if people actually do? but it seems like the sort of thing i might have shipped in middle school, so someone probably likes it. but meh, it’s not really my thing anymore.

59. topher/shawn - i don’t remember if these two interacted but i guess this could be cute? maybe?

58. sky/ella - yea it’s cute i guess? i don’t really have an opinion on this one beyond that.

57. dawn/dj - i mean… i get where this comes from. i fully understand. i personally see them becoming close friends, but i also see why people would ship them.

56. dawn/brick - again, i see them much more as friends, but i get why people would ship them.

55. geoff/gwen - this ship kinda interests me because it was originally going to be canon in camp tv, but because of that one gweoff friendship episode in island i see them as unlikely friends.

54. dj/bridgette - maybe you’re sensing a trend here, but i see them as friends. i could probably get on board with shipping them, though.

53. deather - i like them as friends more, but i do think a relationship between them could be fun.

52. ella/dawn - i feel like i’ve seen this ship? it’s not bad! i’m not the biggest fan of ella but this is pretty cute.

51. zoke - i really want to like them, and i wish they were written better. as is, i kind of ship them? there’s nothing wrong with zoke. but both as characters and as a ship, they could’ve been so much better.

50. noah/justin - this one’s interesting! i’ve never actively shipped it, but i can see it for sure. it’s cute!

49. owen/justin - again, not something i’ve actively shipped, but i like it!

48. carrie/kitty - i think they’re both in their late teens? like 18ish? appropriate ages for each other? if so, i like this one. they’d be cute

47. josee/jen - yea i like this. i feel like they would get along pretty well. they’re both successful in their own right. power couple for sure.

46. tom/jacques - again. power couple. i also think they’d go on double dates with jen and josee, which i like a lot. honestly both of these teams are the epitome of mlm/wlw solidarity. i like this one.

45. alecody - i like it! i don’t have much to say about them at all, but i like it.

44. brody/geoff - good ship! putting the romance in bromance. i like this one more when it’s combined with gidgette though.

43. anne maria/vito - originally i put “what is the appeal of this ship? genuinely asking.” as the description, and then an anon sent in this reply: “You wanted the appeal of anne maria and vito? Well here it is; they are both so dumb. Not a brain cell between the two of them. Imagine them trying to do anything domestic like. They could not assemble a bookshelf or make a pot of spaghetti without it turning into a horrible, but memorably fun, mess. They’re soft for eachother but would kick anyone’s ass for so much as looking at the other. Sorry im rambling lmao i just think they are so funny together”. i get the appeal now, so i’m moving this one up.

42. lindsay/courtney - lmao their dynamic is so funny. i don’t know how well a relationship between them would go, but i can see court realizing over time that lindsay is a lot smarter than she initially seems to be. idk courtney’s observant and lindsay is actually pretty smart. i can see it happening.

41. trent/justin - best justin ship, worst trent ship (that i can think of. i’m sure there are more trent ships but i can’t think of them lmao). i can see them getting along pretty well! i bet in universe a bunch of drama brothers fans ship them, because of course they do. i can see the potential here.

40. lindsay/heather - yea this one could be good. i’d like to see a post world tour version of this ship, or an island au where they get together. either way, i like the idea of this one.

39. lindsay/gwen - again, this ship is pretty good. gwen was kind of rude to lindsay at points, but i think after she stood up to heather, gwen gained some respect for her. idk i can see it happening.

38. lightning/scott - is this jock/farmer? jock/asshole? i’m not sure, but i really like it.

37. harzeke - tumblr user harzeke has opened my eyes. their posts are enlightening. the reason i kind of like ezekiel. harzeke is a good ship.

36. sadie/lindsay - remember in phobia factor when they were hyping each other up? yeah. they’d be cute together.

35. dundie - you know, i really didn’t expect them to make this one canon, but total drama dundie came outta nowhere. i wasn’t sure i was going to like them together, but fresh pulled together it’s first coherent plot in years and created a beautiful love story. very well done.

34. chref - chref is canon and u can’t tell me otherwise.

33. katie/sadie - after they got over their comphet, they realized they were in love and they end up having a really cute wedding.

32. ozzy - this ship is cute! they’re both bi and i hc they talk about cute people together because of course they do. also they would be so much fun to be around. i like them.

31. dj/geoff - djeoff? yea i like this. i think they’d both go out of their way to do sweet things for the other, but of course, they’re still geoff and dj. dj would probably bake a lot for geoff, but at least once, he’s gotten nervous and dropped it by accident. and geoff practices pick up lines and jokes before their dates but they’re like. the bad ones. dj loves them. anyway! this ship is good.

30. courtney/trent - i really, REALLY love them as friends, but i like them as a ship too! honestly i just love them getting along in any capacity. i think they’d be cute.

29. dawn/dakota - i made this up five minutes ago and i love it. i have no idea if people actually ship this but they should. just… think about it for a second. think about it and then try to tell me i’m wrong. u can’t.

28. alenoah - noah had a crush on alejandro during world tour, and u can quote me on this. i think they would be a power couple for sure. i like this one.

27. gidgette - season one gidgette is amazing. gidgette in the context of the killer bass five is amazing. season two and three gidgette is kind of meh to me, but not horrible i guess! i like geoff and bridgette and i think they’re cute together.

26. duncan/dj - i like the idea of this one. remember when duncan found dj a bunny? yea. they’d be cute.

25. jock - jock is good. rivals to allies to lovers. that’s the path i see this ship going down. i really like picturing them in any sort of au where they can kick ass together.

24. gwourtney - i used to like this one a lot more, but it’s still very good. i love the idea of them both mistakenly attributing their feelings for each other to duncan and accidentally ruining their friendship in the process. and by love i mean hate but also think is a good interpretation of the love triangle. i can see them together in an au, or after seriously reconciling in the future. or, honestly, in any universe where sundae muddy sundae doesn’t exist.

23. leshawna/gwen - did i hear u say best friends to lovers? no? well you’re getting them anyway. leshawna and gwen would be amazing i’m telling u. it’s a good ship.

22. tyler/alejandro - this is the third time i’ve said someone had a crush on alejandro during world tour, but. tyler had a crush on alejandro during world tour. i think they’d make a cute couple.

21. jashawn - this is a relationship built on respect and trust and i am here for that. they’re both a lil weird but neither of them mind, and they care about each other so much… i’m soft.

20. jasammy - i like this only marginally better than jashawn. honestly, i like all three dating the most. but anyway, jasmine was the first person who saw sammy as more than an extension of her sister… she stuck up for her. she was sammy’s first real friend. can i just reiterate… i’m soft.

19. evzy - they would light your house on fire together just cuz they were in the mood. eva bench presses izzy every morning. do not try to challenge them to any sort of competition, they will win by any means possible. eva picks izzy up at every opportunity. whenever they cook anything, they burn it. is this by accident or on purpose? i’m not sure. izzy likes lighting stuff on fire and eva likes eating burnt food for some reason, so it doesn’t really matter. i love their dynamic so much.

18. jomaria - if u were talking shit about either one of them, they would both get together and beat u up. they’re both legends and i love them.

17. gweather - total trauma comic has truly opened my eyes… i really like them in a future setting where they’re both more mature and can understand how they were both in the wrong at times during total drama, and ended up hurting people and were hurt themselves, and work through that together. so basically… in the setting of the total trauma comic.

16. heather/leshawna - rivals to lovers…. au where leshawna and heather get together during tda… i’m telling u it’s a good ship.

15. nowen - imho, this is both the best noah ship and the best owen ship. they complement each other so well. world tour nowen is just. the peak of their dynamic. i think enough has been said about nowen that you can understand why i would like it, so i’m just gonna move on.

14. trody - this one came outta NOWHERE a while back, i’m telling u. but i love it?? i liked their friendship in island, and i just. i love the idea of cody having a crush on both gwen and trent during island, misunderstanding that and thinking he just has a crush on gwen, and realizing after island at some point that he also liked trent. and then trent developing a crush on cody after the breakup with gwen and just… dijfalsfjla honestly i like them in so many contexts. thank u tumblr user gothcody for bringing the trody hype. anyway they’re a good ship!

13. bridgecourt - my favorite bridgette ship! idk i loved bridgette and courtney’s friendship in island, and i can see them having a best friends to lovers type of deal. i just think they’d be cute together, and their relationship would be really healthy and balanced.

12. gwoey - u can try and tell me there wasn’t a little something between these two in all stars, but u would be wrong. their designs compliment each other really well, they’re cute together… i’m a fan.

11. lesharold - SO valid. harold drinks his respect women juice every morning, except for that one time he rigged the votes in island to vote out courtney because he was mad at duncan smh. anyway this is a relationship built on RESPECT and CARE. they’re very cute together, and i love them.

10. dawn/zoey - the superior doey. listen the only reason these two weren’t friends is because fresh decided that zoey was going to think dawn was “weird”? but what if zoey just said that because she didn’t know how to deal with the fact that she found zoey cute… zoey is the epitome of that “i had a crush on a girl and i didn’t know how to deal with it so i sent her a letter that said ‘get out of my school’” tweet. n e way they would be such a good couple.

9. samkota - dafjlsflkaakf i think about samkota and i freak out i’m telling u. like is there anything. ANYTHING. better than a guy loving and respecting his girlfriend unconditionally? and mutual love and respect? … well i mean there are several more entries on this list, so okay, maybe a couple of things, but this shit is galaxy brain right here.

8. aleduncan - ok so apparently something i like slightly more than partners who are soft and even softer for each other is total assholes who care about each other. like alejandro is a gentleman… but he’s a manipulative jerk too. and duncan’s a fucking asshole and i love him for it. anyway when they teamed up in world tour, especially in that episode where they hunted ezekiel (??? what is total drama??) i really liked their dynamic.

7. lyler - ok back to love and respect. tyler and lindsay are so good!! tyler got so excited when lindsay remembered who he was right? and lindsay never stopped asking ppl if they were tyler ok. like she knew she cared about tyler enough to want to be with him even when she didn’t know who he was?? i feel like we don’t talk about the implications of this enough. honestly… i feel like people overlook how much the period in between tyler’s elimination and slap slap evolution must have sucked for both of them? like it was played for laughs but… that shit’s sad :( ok i’m done being sad they’re cute and they love each other and i love them.

6. gwent - yea u got me i still care about them. tdi gwent was really sweet! there was a lil pining. a lil outside meddling. and a lot of cute. and GOD during the finale when trent ran alongside gwen with that boulder? he cared about her so much!! of course action ruined it with the shitty portrayal of ocd and a healthy portion of not fucking communicating with your partner, but before that it was good.

5. truncan - you got me, i like the idea of trent serenading duncan with his guitar and duncan liking it a lot more than he anticipated. i think they’d have a dynamic that’s a little more turbulent than most other trent ships, but less so than most other duncan ships. they’d be a lot more balanced i think. i’m a fan of that.

4. scuncan - okay so u remember how i said i like to ship two fucking assholes together? scuncan is peak asshole/asshole rights. all stars totally missed their chance to have these two team up by dumbing scott down, whatever they did with duncan, and of course, introducing scourtney, i’m just saying. scott was actually playing the game pretty well in roti, and duncan was a veteran of the series. the two of them could’ve dominated the game. those fuckin assholes.

3. aleheather - okay now this ship was like, the only central ship that started out good and ended good in this entire series, except maybe jashawn but they don’t count because they were literally only in 13 episodes. anyway they did rivals to lovers right here. also, they simultaneously gave heather a great character arc and wrote alejandro super well. so the characters as individuals were great at the time they got together, and the couple was great together, so what i’m trying to say is… aleheather was and still is amazing.

2. duncney - in case u couldn’t tell from how high gwent is on this list, i am a fan of the tdi ships. another thing you might be able to tell from this list- duncan and courtney are two of my favorite characters in the series. so of course duncney gets a high placement on this list. not only that, but they go from disliking each other to really liking each other, which is something else that i really like. tdi duncney is opposites attract in the best way, where they compliment each other each other instead of clash. beyond that… ugh. eughhh. i don’t even want to think about that. but duncney in tdi alone earns itself number two on the list.

1. heathney - yes i love girls. yes this ship is pretty fucking basic. and no, there are no heathney fics on ao3. i will be attempting to remedy that. anyway, i could see them pulling a rivals to friends to lovers as well, which is one of my absolute favorite tropes. i think they’d be a total power couple. and to top it off, i love them both. a lot. so much. thank u for ur time.

[corpse-sex]

Do ALL 92 NSFW asks 🔥🔥

Oof! Okay 😅

1. When did you lose your virginity?

When I was 18

2. Rough sex or soft sex?

Definitely rough sex 💁🏻‍♀️

3. Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?

I don’t actually think I do tbh

4. Weirdest place you’ve had sex?

Probably up a mountain road in the car, it was super foggy and creepy

5. Favourite sex position?

Probably doggy or cowgirl 🤠

6. Do you like to be dominant or submissive?

90% of the time submissive but I don’t mind trying to switch it up sometimes

7. Have you ever had any one night stands?

Can’t say that I have nope

8. Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?

Bed for sure, like I don’t mind spontaneous places sometimes but ya gal likes to be comfortable!

9. Have you ever had sex in a public place?

Yaaasssss 😈

10. Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Nope

11. What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?

Black, lace, mostly see through, quite plain tbh but still looks nice

12. How often do you have sex?

Usually most days/nights but when I’m on night shift, not so much cause all I do is sleep 😂

13. Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?

Always wanna have sex with my fiancé 😏

14. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

I’m a people pleaser so I love giving oral sex but honestly my man is that good it’s a tough decision 🤤

15. Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?

Not sure anything overly embarrassing has happened -during- sex but I have had someone else’s parents walk in right after while we were still naked

16. A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?

Putting it out there that I’ve never actually had music on when I’ve had sex like what are people’s thoughts on that? I feel like I’d be too focused on the song and just start singing along 😂

17. A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?

^^^

18. Are you into dressing up for sex?

For sure!

19. Would you prefer sex in the bath or in the shower?

Definitely the shower, my other half is 6ft 3 so the bath really would not work for us 😅

20. If you could have sex with anyone right now who would it be?

Well I’m rewatching Supernatural for the millionth time so I’ll say Jensen Ackles 😂

21. Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?

I never have and I don’t think I’d be into it tbh I’m waaay to jealous and would not like to share

22. Do you/would you use sex toys?

I actually haven’t, I know people who have and they seem to love them so I don’t know if I’m missing out?

23. Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?

Definitely! For the first year or so of my relationship we lived in different countries so it was kind of necessary

24. Would you have sex with your best friend?

I love my best friend and they’re hella attractive but I would never want to ruin it and lose them for any reason so probs not ❤️

25. Is there anything you do after sex? (For example, smoke, eat, drink?)

Uaully get a drink, sometimes it can be a couple of hours 😂

26. Something that will never fail to get you horny?

Back massages! My partner straddles my bum and he always gets horny and then I do too

27. Early morning sex or late night sex?

Any time of day sex!!!

28. Favourite body part on the opposite sex?

That cute lil butt!

29. Favourite part on the same sex?

Also butt!!!!

30. Something that you’ve hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find?

I’ve hidden weed and edibles in my room cause although my fiancé is cool with me smoking etc he just doesn’t want it in our house (it’s not legal where we live)

31. Weirdest sexual act someone has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you?

I can’t think of anything I’ve found really weird or like out of the blue tbh

32. Have you ever tasted yourself? [if no would you?] [if yes, what did you think]

I have off my partners fingers, can’t say I’d order it at a restaurant like...don’t really know an appropriate response 😂

33. Is it ever okay to not use a condom?

I mean if you’re both tested and know you’re safe then I suppose but if you’re with someone new then I think it’s definitely safest to use condoms. We don’t, we’ve been together for 4 years and I take the pill but each to their own I suppose 💁🏻‍♀️

34. A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience?

Have used whipped cream before but it just ended in a sticky horrible mess so I’m not a big fan tbh

35. Worst possible time to get horny?

At a family gathering

36. Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?

Definitely! 🤤

37. How much fapping is too much fapping?

You can never have too much fapping 😂

38. Best sexual compliment you ever got?

My partner compliments me so much during sex so I don’t really know what to pick

39. Favourite foreplay activities?

Back massages, making out, neck kisses

40. What do you wear to bed?

Most of the time just a big tshirt but sometimes nothing

41. When was the first time you masturbated

I’m not really sure, I’ll say maybe when I was 15?

42. Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/videos of yourself?

Yup

43. Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?

Yeah maybe like a year ago?

44. Have/would you ever have sex in public?

Yaaaaas

45. Have/would you ever have a threesome?

Same question as Q21 ^

46. What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

Hmm maybe just a bunched up blanket? Can’t really think of anything else

47. Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? Why/why not?

I don’t really watch a lot of porn but I have watched both gay and lesbian, I find males, females, trans and non binary people attractive so why not?

48. Do you like oral sex?

Love it!

49. How do you feel about tattoos on someone you’re insterested in?

Love tattoos!

50. How would you feel about taking someone’s virginity?

Totally fine I suppose 💁🏻‍♀️

51. Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?

Whipped cream ^^^

52. Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?

I think probably a prostitute

53. Do you watch porn?

Not that often

54. Have you ever been called a freak? Why?

I mean probably at some point in my life, I’m into weird movies and tv shows and my personality is a bit wacky. But not sexually

55. Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?

Definitely, I do most days juts lounging around the house 😂

56. Would you have a problem going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?

Not at all, if they want to be au naturel that’s their choice and I have no problem with it

57. If you could give yourself head, would you?

Sounds like too much work to me, would rather just lie back and enjoy it being done by someone else

58. Booty or boobs?

Booty for sure!

59. Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)

I have not

60. If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do?

Fuck someone, walk around outside with my shirt off, fuck someone, helicopter dick and fuck someone 😂

61. Have you ever watched someone masturbate

Yup

62. Has anyone ever watched you masturbate

Yup

63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?

I have a vagina so nope

64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie toys, clitoral, prostate?)

Mostly clitoral with some penatrative thrown in

65. What is your bra/penis size?

36G (•Y•)

66. What is the strangest thing you’ve ever put up your vagina/anus

Nothing strange or exciting, just dick

67. When was the last time you masturbated?

A few days ago

68. When was the last time you had sex?

Earlier today

69. When was the last time you watched porn?

A few weeks ago maybe?

70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?

I don’t have any and have never used any but I suppose if I ever did I’d start with a clit vibrator

71. Guys: circumcised?

Not sure if this question is asking is my penis circumcised or if I prefer a guy to be circumcised? I don’t have a penis but I’ve been with both and definitely would say I prefer circumcised. Think I got lucky with my fiancé cause I don’t think it’s that common where we live

72. Which non-genital part of your body do you like being touched?

Back

73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched?

I mean, like all of them? 😂💁🏻‍♀️

74. Girls: are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?

Definitely 😅😩🤤

75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr?

I haven’t, up until like two weeks ago I didn’t even know how to ask anonymously on here, my bestie had to explain it to me even tho I’ve had this account for years 😂

76. When was the last time you had a wet dream?

Honestly not even sure if I’ve had one!

77. Which wet dream was your favourite?

^^^

78. Is there a friend you would willing have sex with?

I have like 2 friends total 😂 but like I said before, although they are attractive and I love them probably not because I wouldn’t want to ruin things plus I’m happy with my fiancé

79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?

I know it’s hella weird but I’ve always had a thing for Jack Nicholson 😂 I would just to say I had

80. Favourite sexual position?

Same as a previous question ^^^

81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?

Definitely, especially while he’s choking me

82. Are you into any BDSM

Probably only light BDSM but I’d try most things once

83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldn’t for any reason? Why?

I don’t think so

84. So you like dirty talk

Feel like it’s a must 💁🏻‍♀️😈

85. Are you loud/quiet during sex? Masturbation?

I’d say quite loud yeah 😅

86. Have you ever been interrupted during sex/masturbation? Who/what?

Yeah, my other half came to visit me at uni and my house mate was banging on the door asking me to come help her take her high heels off cause she was drunk and couldn’t work the straps 🙄

87. What kind of porn do you like to watch?

Don’t watch a lot but I don’t really have anything I watch most, just normal stuff I suppose?

88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them?

Probably just my fiancé

89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them?

Definitely, lived in different countries for a year, what else was I supposed to do? 😂

90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?

Same as a previous question ^^^

91. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? Are they still beneficial?

Not sure they were even beneficial to begin wit tbh 🙄

Thanks so much for the ask, nobody ever sends asks so I suppose doing them all isn’t a bad thing 😂

[musiclovingbitch]

Together

Summary: Secret Agents!Klaine. When Blaine finds out Kurt’s taken on a really dangerous mission all on his own, he’s resigned to do anything to stop his friend from getting hurt.

A/N: So, someone sent me this list of prompts, but didn’t actually send along any particular number they wanted me to use. So, I decided to try and use as many as I possibly could. I ended up using prompts #1, #2, #23, #19, #70, #46, # 58, (half of #96), #97, #65, #34, #84, #62, #9, #13, #17, #43, #47, #48, #52, #26, #74, #60, #59, #21, #55, #91, #82, #10, #66, #85, #36, #30, #72, #90, and finally #83, in that order, making it a grand total of 35(.5)/100. Relatively decent, I think, no?

Also, a massive shoutout and thanks to @slayediest for making this even vaguely coherent.

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“If this is you flirting, I don’t like it.”

Blaine huffed as he adjusted his hold on Kurt slightly, and continued walking towards his dorm room in the Dalton Headquarters.

“You’re not going on this mission, Kurt. I won’t let you die,” he said, quietly but resolutely. Kurt took a moment to reign in his fury, because Blaine did not just say that to him, before he responded.

“This is bullshit!” he complained, “What are you doing here anyway? I didn't expect you to be here tonight.”

“Oh, I wasn’t supposed to be here. But you know that, of course. I just happened to stay late yesterday to work a bit on my left hook, and I overheard Sebastian and Trent talking in the locker room while I was changing. See, Trent was telling Sebastian all about the idiot that had agreed to take on the Karofsky case, and how they were stupid enough to not only take it on, but take it on by themselves. Now, imagine my surprise when I heard that that idiot, was you.”

Kurt was silent, cursing Trent and his big mouth in his head.

*

“You idiot!” Blaine yelled at Kurt from across the room as he ran to catch up with him before he walked out the door.

Kurt turned, startled. “Blaine? What--”

“You’ve taken on the Karofsky case? Alone?” Blaine said, livid.

Kurt froze, but quickly composed himself and arched an eyebrow. “Don't sound so excited about it. And yeah, I did.”

“You do realize I’m not gonna let you go, right?”

“Is that so? I'm pretty sure that's not how it works. I’m pretty sure I’m the one that gets to pick my assignments, not you. And besides, you took that mission in Berlise all by yourself just four months ago.”

“That’s different, I am five years in, you’ve only been here for two.”

“And I’ve proven, over and over and over again, that I can keep up with the best of you. I can handle myself just fine, thank you very much.”

"That’s not what I meant! You're so stubborn!" Blaine said, running a frustrated hand through his curls. “You are not going, Kurt!” he said with finality.

“Blaine, nothing short of tying me up will stop me from going out there, okay?”

Blaine’s eyes hardened. “Well, okay then.”

*

“I’m not stupid. Just so you know. I know what I’m doing, I wouldn’t be here if I didn’t. So, this? This is insulting. Really, now.”

“Look, just. Don't fight me on this," Blaine pleaded, though he knew it was hopeless.

“Blaine, for the love of god, this is ridiculous. Untie me!" Kurt struggled against his restraints.

“Are you going to come to your senses and not go on this insane mission?”

“No.” Kurt struggled some more.

“Then, no. And quit moving around so much, you’re going to throw me off balance.”

Kurt stilled. “Put me down!”

“No.”

Kurt took a moment to assess the situation, asking himself what he would be doing if this were a case. He switched gears. “Do you realize for how long you’ve been carrying me? I mean. Wow. You're really strong." The admiration was genuine, but Blaine didn’t need to know that.

“Neither flattery nor any of the diversion tactics you’ve learned here will get you anywhere tonight, Hummel. You think I'm dumb enough to fall for that stupid move?” Blaine shook his head. “You know, I thought we were--friends,” he said haltingly.

"Friends don't tie friends up!"

“Friends also don’t hide the fact that they’re gonna be embarking on a suicide mission! God, you didn’t even say anything to me in the cafeteria. Were you just gonna up and leave without telling me? How long ago did you even take the assignment, how long have you been hiding this from me?”

Without realizing it, Blaine had picked up the pace in his anger. Kurt squirmed uncomfortably.

"Will you just--slow down. Please. We’re practically there anyway."

Blaine slowed down. He was kind of surprised none of the other agents had stopped them to see why Blaine was carrying Kurt over his shoulder. Or why Kurt was tied up.

When they reached the door to Blaine’s room, he reluctantly put Kurt down. He held his hand against Kurt’s neck, a silent warning for him to not try anything, while his other hand dug through his pocket for his access card.

“You know, you have some nerve!” Kurt exclaimed as Blaine pushed him in his room. “You have no right!”

“Excuse me?”

“Literally every other person in this building has more of a right to do this than you.”

Hurt flashed in Blaine’s eyes. “What are you talking about?”

“Did you forget that you did the exact same thing to me with the Berlise job? That I just woke up one day and you were gone?”

“I told you, it was literally last minute, Sam got hurt the night before--”

“Not even a note! Or a text! How much time would that have taken, Blaine? Or if writing was so damn difficult, even a fucking voicemail. You just disappeared.”

“So, what, this is some kind of payback? Are you really going to get yourself killed just to spite me, Kurt?”

Kurt’s lips turned into a thin line. His voice was cold when he spoke. “Unlike you, I’m not going in blind. I’ve read the Karofsky file so many times I’ve had it memorised, and I’ve also read every other file he’s mentioned in. I also asked around and found and read up on every single case, open or closed, where there’s suspected involvement of Karofsky’s organization. Unlike you, I don’t do things half-assed.”

Okay, that stung. “You are so fucking petty.”

“Damn right I’m pretty.”

“I said petty,” Blaine responded, shaking his head but suppressing a smile.

“Oh, I know. I’m just gonna pretend you said pretty so as not to take out my gun and pistol whip you across the face.”

Kurt was sincere in his threat, that much Blaine could see. He was also furious. Blaine was just a little bit too confused for this conversation to work in his favor. “Kurt, come on, are you really still hung up on the Berlise job? It’s been four months.”

As soon as the words left his mouth, he regretted them. Kurt gave him a look so furious, Blaine actually felt a twinge of genuine fear run down his spine.

"Am I just supposed to get over the fact that you died? Treat it as if it didn’t happen, which is what you’re obviously trying to do, considering you didn’t even bother to tell me about it. Would that be more convenient for you?"

Blaine froze. “What? How did you know about that?”

"You died! I saw you die! So don’t you dare imply that I’m being overdramatic, like I’m not supposed to get hung up on that."

Blaine could only repeat himself. “What?”

Kurt wouldn’t look at him. “I was part of the extraction team, Blaine. I was part of the team they sent to bail you out when everything expectedly went to shit, because of course it did, because you stupidly took over a mission the night before its launch without having done any prep beforehand.”

“You were there?” Blaine asked in a small voice.

“Yes,” Kurt confirmed grimly.

A beat of silence.

“I was only dead for, like, twenty seconds.”

Suddenly, Kurt was in front of him, having freed himself of his restraints. Blaine gave himself some credit that he was able to hold him for that long. Kurt pushed him, and Blaine’s back hit the back of his door. Kurt got right up to his face, their noses a hair width apart. They locked eyes.

“Do you know what it was like, sticking those stickers to your chest?” Kurt said in a low voice, his eyes hard, but glistening.

Blaine felt the air leave his lungs. “No. They told me--Santana.”

“Santana likes me more than you. And everyone else is too scared of her to say anything. But, yes, I… I was the one closest to you when you went down. I was the one that searched for a pulse and didn’t find one. I was the one who had to will my fingers not to shake as I tried to remember where to place those fucking stickers and what buttons to push on the defibrillator.”

Blaine swallowed hard. Kurt took a small step back.

“So. Now you know everything. And now--”

“No, I don’t. You’re still mad. There’s more.”

“No, there isn’t.”

“Kurt, come on.”

A beat of silence.

“I’m not mad at you, really.” Kurt exhaled loudly, and seemed to say ‘fuck it’ to himself before continuing, “It’s just… I had imagined what it would be like to undress you again very differently. Not in a filthy warehouse. Not while you were unconscious--while you were dead. I had imagined countless different scenarios about how and when we’d finally stop playing this game of cat and mouse. Who would cave first and come to the other’s room. Neither of us drunk the second time, hopefully. You took that from me, Blaine. From us. And I’m not mad, but -- maybe that’s what you’re reading on my face right now.”

Blaine stood perfectly still, trying unsuccessfully to breathe normally. Kurt continued.

“But maybe that’s a sign. A sign that this, whatever it was, is over.” Kurt breathed in deeply, “Closure sure is something. So, if you could kindly step aside, now. I have somewhere I need to be.”

Blaine stood silently, watching Kurt, watching the tears that still hadn’t left his eyes, willing the tears to disappear from his own, processing everything that had happened in the past two minutes.

“Blaine.” Kurt sighed. “Seriously now. Don’t be nervous. I wasn’t joking when I said I’ve done a lot of prep. More prep than I’ve ever done for a case in my life. There's nothing to fear. I’m not taking this case lightly, and I’m not doing this to spite you.”

Kurt sniffled. Blaine silently handed him his handkerchief. Kurt took it gratefully and smiled tentatively before bringing it up to his nose.

“I’m sorry,” Blaine said.

Kurt barely had time to look confused before Blaine’s hand was over his, effectively locking his handkerchief over his nose, and barely had time to realize what was happening before everything went black.

*

He woke up in Blaine’s bed. When the previous day’s memories came back to him, he groaned. Within seconds he felt the bed dip beside him.

“You’re an asshole,” he croaked. He turned his head towards Blaine, and found him smiling. “Such an asshole.”

Blaine just smiled wider. Kurt looked away.

"Fuck you! Or me. I’m not sure. I’m not sure which is up and which is down right now," he said, bringing a hand up to his head. That caused Blaine to stop smiling.

"You're okay, right? Not hurt or anything?"

“Just a headache. You asshole. Now. Help me up.” He extended his hand.

“No,” Blaine said, shaking his head lightly. “Stay in bed. It’s super early.”

Kurt let his head hang down. "Ugh.” His eyes peered up at Blaine. “You annoy the fuck outa me. In case you didn’t know."

"Sh. Go back to sleep."

Kurt quirked his lips up. “No.”

Blaine sighed, trying to look put out, but failing. He didn’t mind, letting the smile spread over his face easily. Kurt’s eyes wandered around the room. “Where did you sleep?” he asked.

“I didn’t.”

Blaine seemed to be contemplating something, and Kurt waited, watching him, watching as his smile slowly faded into a frown.

"You know the worst part? I thought I had nothing to lose."

Kurt was definitely awake now. “What?” he said, sitting up abruptly and almost falling forward before Blaine’s strong arms wrapped around him and straightened him up.

"Steady now. Are you sure you’re okay?"

Kurt ignored the attempt at a switch in the subject. “What do you mean by that?”

Blaine sighed. “When I left. The Berlise job. I could have turned it down.”

“And why didn’t you?”

“I...I had convinced myself that you didn’t want me like I wanted you. Everyone flirts with everyone around here, all the time. You’d flirt back when I flirted with you, but you’d almost never initiate anything, and you’d always have a witty response for everyone else, too.

“Those first few months after you came here? I wanted to kill Jeff, even though I know he’s been with Nick for years and that he flirts with anything that moves, but I’d see you talking, and he’d make you blush and I would have to fight the urge to sneak up behind him and snap his neck. I couldn’t handle it anymore. I couldn’t handle having to stop myself from touching you and kissing you every time we were in the same room together.

“I felt trapped. Trapped in and by my feelings for you. We’d spend so much time together, and I kept trying to convince my heart that I was making it all up in my head, that your eyes never lingered on me, that your blushes were the same for me as for anybody else, that all you felt for me was friendship. It got to be so bad that I was afraid it would start affecting my work and endanger my place here. So I just--I said yes, just to have something else to focus on, and maybe get the thought of you out of my mind. A stupid decision, really. If it makes you feel any better, it didn’t work.”

They were both breathing heavily after Blaine finished his speech.

“So, what now?”

Blaine looked him over. His expression was so soft it broke Kurt’s heart just a little bit. Blaine reached a hand out and brushed a few strands of hair that had fallen on Kurt’s forehead back.

“Your hair is so soft,” he marvelled.

“Oh no.” Kurt moaned, ducking his head in a futile effort to hide his blush. “That is way too cheesy for this early in the morning.”

Blaine bent down to meet Kurt’s eyes. “Hey. Don’t hide your face. I like your face.” He used a finger to lift Kurt’s jaw.

They both stared at each other in silence. Eyes fell to lips, then rushed back up. Slowly, then both leaned in. They met in the middle.

Blaine’s hands came up to cradle Kurt’s face. Kurt’s hands fisted Blaine’s shirt and pulled him forward. The need for air caused them to eventually pull away.

“You take my breath away,” Kurt said, barely more than a whisper.

“I love you.”

“I love you, too,” Kurt said, smiling a little. “But…”

“What? No, no buts, no buts allowed.” Blaine swept forward and kissed the corner of Kurt’s mouth where it had started to turn downwards.

“Blaine. I’m not sure if this can work.”

“Don’t say that, why would you say that?”

“Blaine? I’m really sorry, but I can’t just not take a mission just because you think it’s too dangerous. Every mission is dangerous, you know that. And I love it here, I love what I do--what we do. I don’t think I could give it up.”

“Kurt, I would never ask you to give this up. I’m not gonna say that I won’t be worried every time you’re out there, and I probably won’t be pleasant company until I have you safe, here, and back in my arms, but I know how competent you are. It’s just this particular mission. Something doesn’t feel right, and I trust my instincts. The two previous agents that took it on died while working on it. I think there may be a mole.”

Kurt looked pensive.

“I still have to try, Blaine.”

“But you don’t have to try alone. We could…you know, go together if you wanted.”

“Together?” Kurt asked, worrying his lip between his teeth.

“Together.”

“Okay,” he said and smiled. Blaine grinned in response.

“Quit smiling at me,” Kurt said, and shook Blaine by the shoulders.

"Make me."

Kurt smirked and, in one swift move, flipped them over. He pecked Blaine on the lips.

“I’m still smiling,” Blaine teased.

Kurt rolled his eyes fondly before leaning down and sealing their lips together once more.

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Coming Down - Chapter 9 (Sequel to The Other Woman)

Warnings: Sex, Smut, Sex in a truck, Sex with someone watching, Voyeurism, Knife play, Knife kink, Blood play, Blood kink, Branding, Language, Darker themes for this chapter, You might remember this shit from my 30 days of Negan shit

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Chapter 9

Negan’s P.O.V

Roxy was still attempting to calm me down after that bitch, Rosita had shot Lucille. Now my beautiful girl had a long splinter in her, a fucking bullet stuck in her side. It was gonna take some fucking hard work to get that out. On the plus side we now had a bullet maker. Good ol’ Eugene who was too scared to say no to me. Regardless I was still pissed about Lucille and I would be for a fucking long time but today had its highlights. Now nobody would fuck with us that we had an everlasting supply of bullets. It wouldn’t be hard to sway Eugene to our side. Roxy and I headed to the gates of Alexandria with Eugene in tow.

I opened up the back of one of the trucks, half filled with loot I shoved Eugene inside, making him yelp like a frightened child. Roxy still seemed on edge and hesitant around me. I guess my outburst at Rosita freaked her out a little. But I’d also noticed the way she’d looked at me when I’d gutted Spencer. I bet she’d soaked her panties through there and then. Roxy and I climbed into the back of the truck, switching on one of the electric lanterns and closed the doors.

The lantern sat in the corner, illuminating the truck. Eugene sat in the opposite corner, shaking like a leaf. “Eugene right? Don’t be rude, asshole,” I asked. “C-correct sir,” he stuttered. “And you can make bullets, which makes you quite the valuable candidate nowadays. Did Rick have you using that brain of yours?” “N-no.” “Well consider those days over. You’re with us now providing you play nice...but by the looks of you, you won’t be much trouble.”

“Can I keep him?” Roxy asked. “Daryl not your favourite anymore?” “All that Neanderthal language gets boring.” “Now a little lady has told me that Eugene here likes to watch,” I raised my eyebrows in a suggestive manner, “and you baby girl said I could have whatever I want if I win. Don’t you think it would be a great house warming gift?” She met my gaze and frowned. I admit it was a little out of character for me to let another man see her naked, but Eugene really wasn’t going to be a problem. Roxy played with the hem of her dress, not sure what to say.

“Don’t get all shy baby girl,” I spoke. “It’s just, this is very different of you.” “You not up for new things?” “Of course, I am.” “If your uncomfortable-“ “No. Personally after seeing you gut that prick Spencer I want nothing more than for you to fuck me.” I grinned, my chin and white shirt still splattered with Spencer’s blood. Eugene remained where he was, averting his gaze to his shoes. I kissed Roxy hard, one hand around her neck in a possessive manner.

I put Lucille down carefully before kissing her once more, my tongue in her mouth. I lowered her to the floor gently. The truck was moving at this point, on our way back home. I climbed on top of her, pulling out the giant blood covered knife. Roxy bit my lip, that same look in her eyes as before. I sliced the dress open starting from the bottom, the dress not putting up any resistance at all. The tip of the knife left a small trail of blood starting from her stomach and finishing at her collar bone.

Roxy pulled my jacket off, kissing me and tangling her fingers in my hair. At this point we were both completely ignoring Eugene, more focused on the knife roaming Roxy’s body, covering her in more blood. The knife wandered down to her legs, the tip running up and down her inner thigh. She shuddered, knowing that any sudden movement could slice her skin open. The knife slashed the sides of her panties, before I tore away the ruined material. Of course, they were soaked, who knew my baby girl was such a freak in the bedroom? I wonder what other kinky endeavours we could get up to in the future.

“You’re still wearing too many clothes,” Roxy said matter of factly. With that I removed my blood-stained shirt and unbuckled my belt. We glanced at Eugene who was no longer staring at his shoes, his gaze was fixed on the two of us with complete and utter fascination. I pressed open mouthed kisses to her neck and chest. Roxy arched her back and removed her bra, tossing it aside. Roxy loosened my jeans, tugging them down a little before I pulled them the rest of the way off, along with my boxers.

“This might hurt a little baby girl, but I need to mark what’s mine. That ok?” I asked, meeting her gaze. She nodded, consenting to me branding her as my property and only mine. I dragged the tip of the blade down her stomach, causing her beautiful skin to break out in goosebumps. I reached her inner thigh and carved a small ‘N’ in to the skin. She bit her lip, wincing a little. I dipped my head down and kissed the wound, tasting her blood on my lips and tongue. She hissed at the sting, making me stop.

She pulled me back up for a kiss, tasting her own coppery blood. I turned to Eugene who had a hint of disgust on his face at the branding. “Oh, don’t look like that. I don’t do that to all the lovely ladies I fuck. Just one special one,” I explained, my hand going between her legs. Roxy threw her head back, moaning as I began rubbing her clit. I put the knife down, my now free hand wrapping around her neck again. “Tell me what you want baby girl,” I spoke softly. “You to fuck me. Claim me as yours. And only yours.”

My fingers dipped lower, a smirk tugging at the corner of my lips as I could finally feel just how wet she was from all this. I pushed into her roughly, pulling her hips flush against my own. Roxy moaned, her fingers trying to find purchase in the rough floor of the truck. Eugene continued to watch in silence, his burning gaze fixed on Roxy, can’t say that I blame him. She ignored him, giving all her focus to me. She wrapped her legs around my waist, forcing me deeper as I began a fast pace the sound of skin on skin and various sounds of pleasure filling the small space.

Roxy’s eyes closed instinctively, her back arching in to me, needing more. I sucked various purple and red marks across her neck, shoulders and chest. My pace was growing rougher by the second, almost animalistic my only need to claim every inch of her. Maybe it was due to someone watching, their desire radiating off them in waves. Roxy wrapped her arms around me and forced both of us over so that she was now on top, pinning me down and resuming the fast pace.

She placed her hands on my shoulders to keep herself steady, I grabbed her hips, digging my fingers in hard enough that she would probably have more marks later. One of my hands wrapped around the knife once more bringing the tip of the blade up to her collar bones, tracing each one before trailing the tip down her chest and stomach once more. Roxy whined, her eyes rolling back in their sockets at the feel of the cold, sharp metal on her bare skin. “Jesus, this really does have one hell of an effect on you huh baby girl,” I marvelled.

Roxy nodded, unable to form a coherent thought let alone actual words. She continued riding me as if her life depended on it, I could feel her getting tighter meaning she was getting close. At this point we were both completely ignoring Eugene, both of us lost in each other to even care that he was watching with such interest. I’d have to lay down some ground rules with mullet head later seeing as he’d be in Roxy’s care. I put the knife down once more before rubbing her clit again in time with my thrusts.

She matched my pace, throwing her head back as she reached the edge. Just a little more. “Cum for me baby girl, cum all over daddy’s cock,” I encouraged, my voice straining as I too was close. Finally, she tipped over the edge, crying out my name before finally going limp on top of me. I grabbed my ass, giving a few more hard thrusts before I finally reached my own climax, letting out a loud string of curses.

I tangled my fingers in her hair, kissing her almost tenderly. She smiled, returning the kiss before resting her head against my shoulder, still coming down from her high. “Let’s hope there’s some clothes packed in here somewhere, seeing as you just ruined mine,” she breathed. “Oh, I think we’ll be able to find something.” Once we’d recovered a little she climbed off of me, both of us completely forgetting about Eugene. She began digging through some of the boxes before finding some jeans and a shirt. It would do for now.

A little while longer and the truck finally stopped. We were home. I opened up the back of the truck, squinting as the light hit my eyes. I put the knife away and picked up Lucille before hopping down from the truck. There were people ready to unload the truck. Eugene stepped out next, hesitantly looking around before Roxy followed him. I spotted Simon over by the side lines. He looked…worried. Something had gone down since we were gone. I headed over to him, I’d rather find out sooner than later. “You’re not gonna like this,” he glanced over at Roxy, “and neither’s she,” he started. “Just tell me Simon, I’m sure we can fix it.” “Daryl’s gone.”

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[externally-upset]

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Alright going all in I see. Let's do this

1. I mainly use Spotify

2. I try and keep it clean but somehow always winds up messy

3. I've got brown eyes

4. y'know I've got a really generic name but I do like it. Why, I have no idea

5. I'm currently single

6. Scatterbrained, happy, adventurous

7. I've got natural black hair

8. So I don't drive because it actually hurts my leg to drive. Also I can't sit still for longer than 5 minutes

9. I shop everywhere that has toys lmao. I'm a toy collector so I'll go anywhere that has em

10. I don't really have a style. I try and live my life as cozy as possible

11. I don't really have a favorite social media account

12. I have a full/queen size bed

13. I've got lots of siblings. In all, I've got 6 sisters and 2 brothers, but some are step family. I've got 1 bio sister and 1 bio brother, both younger than me.

14. I've been looking into moving to Washington recently, but I think I'd rather travel the world than settle down somewhere, for now at least

15. I don't use the filters myself so I can't speak on that

16. I don't use makeup so I don't have a fave brand to talk about

17. I shower everyday, I get really sweaty so I gotta

18. I don't have like a definite fave TV show. It varies from month to month. Although this summer it was Nisekoi, which is an excellent anime

19. I wear a size 11.5/12 shoe

20. I'm 5'11

21. I wear almost strictly sneakers

22. I don't go to the gym, I should though. I really should

23. Dream date would be to have one lol, um I guess to go up to the mountains together and star gaze or something to do with the mountains. I just enjoy being outside

24. Too much to count 💸💸 lmao jk I've got $60

25. Ain't wearing any but if someone came through right now, I'd put some black ones on

26. I had four, but my mom stole 2 of them

27. I was working in drywall for awhile but I hopped out of that and am currently applying to places. I specifically was a taper, so like when drywall is put up in the house, there are gaps between the pieces put up. I covered those gaps up, all over the house. It doesn't seem like a lot but when you've got 15-20 feet ceilings, it gets hard

28. I've got quite a lot of friends and I love them all

29. I've know I've done bad stuff that others remember me for but I can't think of anything

30. Oh man I loooooove lavender scented candles. Lavender scented anything is the best

31. I honestly can't think of any boy names that I like

32. 3 girl names: Sochi, Lavender, and Laurie, which is actually the name of one of my best friends

33. Anthony Hopkins is my favorite actor by far

34. Fave actress is definitely Meryl Streep, I fell in love with her when I first saw the Devil Wears Prada years ago and it just snowballed from there

35. My celeb crush is either Bonnie Wright or Jessica Keenan Wynn

36. Fave movie has gotta be The Great Mouse Detective

37. I used to read a lot, not so much anymore. Of everything I've read though, Christine by Stephen King has been my favorite read

38. Everyone wants to say brains are more important and they are, but unfortunately in the world we live in money rules over all

39. I used to be called Chancho but not any more

40. I've been to the hospital more times than I'd like to think. I had a heart condition that flared up in high school so I spent a lot of time at the hospital. I'm still not even sure what it was and am sure the doctors made it up to take my money

41. TOP TEN SONGS:

Beauty and the Beast - Angela Lansbury

Beauty and the Beast - Celine Dion, Peabo Bryson

Higher - Creed

Eres Mi Droga - Intocable

Crossing Field - LiSA

Don't Blink - Kenny Chesney

Junkhead - Alice In Chains

Your Decision - Alice In Chains

Losing A Whole Year - Third Eye Blind

Forever Halloween - The Maine

42. Nah, no meds for me

43. I think I have an oily skin type

44. Biggest fear is leaving those I love behind when I pass along to the next life

45. I don't know how many kids I want

46. I always have my hair either in a bun or braided

47. I live in a medium sized family home

48. My grandma has been and always will be my role model

49. It was being told how wise I am

50. Last text I sent was to my homeboy, telling him "this school shit is wack"

51. I was 6 years old when I found out Santa wasn't real

52. A nice Truck is my dream car or maybe a souped up Subaru, with an anime wrap for shits and gigs

53. I'm cool with smoking weed, but no cigarettes and only smoke outside, don't need my stuff to smell

54. Yeah, I'm here in college, but I don't like it

55. Rural areas by far. I've always wanted my own farm

56. I wanna be a high school history teacher and that requires a degree, so that's why I'm in college

57. I don't like the shampoo and conditioner from hotels, don't like the way they feel. That being said, yes I'll take them

58. I've got freckles but you can barely see them unless were face to face

59. Yes and no. It really depends on my mood. I try to take more smiling pictures now

60. I've got quite a few, mostly memes though

61. Of course I've peed in the woods, with the amount of times I've been hiking and camping with no bathroom in site, you gotta

62. I watch almost strictly cartoons, if we're being completely honest

63. Chicken nuggets smack, no matter where they're from

64. If it calls for it, honey. If not, then sweet and sour sauce

65. Alright, so it depends where I'm at. If I'm home alone, just my underwear. If there are people here, shorts. If I'm at someone else's house, I wear whatever I have on

66. Never participated in a spelling bee in my life

67. My hobby is collecting. I've been collecting things since I was a kid. I've switched between many things in my life. I've gone from Wrestling figures, to sports cards, to vinyl records, to Funko Pops. I actually collect a little of everything I've mentioned now

68. I can't draw for shit

69. I don't play any instruments, although I've tried learning how to play the Ukulele

70. Last concert was seeing Four Year Strong and Seaway like 2 years ago

71. I prefer tea over coffee

72. I guess Starbucks as I've never had Dunkin before

73. Marriage sounds nice, but I don't need to. Like if I'm dating someone and they said they don't wanna get married, I wouldn't have a problem with it. As long as we're in love, that's all that matters

74. Aha, I'm not answering this one

75. If ever I get married, I don't know what the last name situation is gonna be

76. Burgundy and blue look absolutely fantastic on me

77. Yeah there are a few people I miss

78. I always sleep with my door closed and my closets too

79. I belive in ghosts, although I prefer to call them spirits. Used to see them frequently as a child, still do sometimes

80. Biggest pet peeve is when people try to tell me what to do. Not like suggestions but actually tell me what to do. Irritates me to no end

81. Last person I called I think was my Dad, but that's because I couldn't find him in the store

82. Black Cherry Vanilla is the best but no one sells it anywhere

83. Golden Oreos are pretty damn good so I'll go with those

84. If I have to choose, probably rainbow sprinkles

85. Just a plain white tank top

86. My phone background is a picture of Ricky from Trailer Park Boys saying "Man, maybe I am gay."

87. I can be outgoing, it kinda takes a bit for me to open up though

88. I fucking love when people play with my hair

89. My neighbors across the street are very nice, but next door neighbor is a dick, always judging shit

90. I usually wash my face in the mornings

91. I used to get high a lot, not so much anymore, although I'd really like for that to change

92. I spent a good portion of this year drunk, so that's a problem. I actually only started drinking when I turned 21 last September. Never been hungover either, so I've been blessed

93. Last thing I ate was some chips

94. "Thank you to the miracle that we are able to meet in a dirty and ugly world, even like this" My Song - Girl Dead Monster. This is from Angel Beats and these are rough English translations

95. I prefer winter over summer, but spring is my fave season

96. I love night time, always will

97. I will always pick dark chocolate over all other chocolates

98. September is my favorite month, not because it's my birth month, but it's the one month where everything feels right

99. I'm a Virgo

100. Last person I cried in front of was my homeboy Mason, albeit I was drunk as fuck and don't remember it but he does. Says I scared him

Goddamn that took forever, but I did get over being bored, so bless you Anon

[beef-stew]

I’m currently in the middle of a falling out with someone that I’ve known for 7 years and it’s strange. First off I never thought that it was going to happen and that we would be old and gray together. Secondly they can’t seem to grasp why I’m so upset in the first place.

I offered to let them move into my apartment back in February and since then they have pushed back moving in multiple times with only 1-3 days in advance of the move in day. Now the only rules I put up was that they move in on a Sunday cause I need to be off work and that someone else has to drive them up here because my roommates and I already had plans made for the entire month of may. They decided that they were going to move some of their stuff into storage so that my room wouldn’t be too overcrowded and I offered to hold some of their stuff that they knew that they were going to be bringing and they didn’t take it up. Finally this past weekend they came up with my brother and friends and brought some of their cooking supplies which was fine cause they were supposed to be moving in this coming Sunday.

I was excited cause this is my best friend and we are basically going to be having a giant sleepover until august. Then this Thursday morning I send them text asking about what they want done with the boxes that they brought and they tells me that they will be moving in Tuesday instead of Sunday because they have a dentist appointment. Now the thing is that their “last” dentist was the 10th so they waited 2 days to tell me that they scheduled a new appointment when they knew that they were supposed to be moving. So I tell they then that I don’t like that idea at all cause I don’t want to be moving boxes after standing all day at work and why can’t they just wait and switch dentists. They said I wouldn’t have to move any of the items and that it’ll be fine. It’s not fine cause since I work at a restaurant doing line cook I don’t know my schedule for the next week until Friday. I have no way a guarantee that I would even be off Tuesday or be off of work in time for them to move in during sunlight. So I’m like fuck it I’ll get you up here Sunday and have someone take you to your dentist appointment if it is so necessary that you go to it. I contacted our mutual friend and ask him if he would be willing to take they and that I would pay for gas. He says sure and I tell him that he is going to have to ask them about the location cause I don’t know where it is. Now I’m thinking great I’ll be out of $83 for gas but at least things will get done like how I asked them to get done.

I was wrong cause then our mutual friend texts me back asking why I would want to make it so difficult and not wait two days for them to move in. This sends me into a rage where I’m shaking with angry at both of them and I tell him that they were told to move in on a Sunday and that they were originally supposed to move in in march and that they kept pushing it back because their parents, who were threatening to kick them out, didn’t want them to leave. So I text them and I tell them that either they move in Sunday or they don’t move in at all. Next thing I know is that I’m being called a bitch and getting ask why I’m making this into such a big deal since it’s only a two day difference. So I tell them that they disregarded my wishes and I don’t want to share a room with someone who has the potential to continue to do that and that they can pick up their stuff after their dentist appointment. They tell me that they already have everything packed and that if I wasn’t for the dentist appointment that they would be up there Sunday.

At this point I’m already at work and I’m about to go into the freezer in the back and box with the boxes. I say that I’m being a bitch cause I’m willing to shell out my own money so that things can actually get done like how it was originally agreed upon and that cancelling a dentist appointment is too much and that waiting until the last moment to say “oppsies something came up I have to push it back again” is perfectly okay though.

Suddenly I’m being very inconsiderate cause they need to get this filling cause their tooth hurts and that I’m crazy for ever being upset about this in the first place. It’s made me realize how much we have actually drifted away and how much they prefer me to just go with the flow of things instead of going against them. I’m tired of being angry and I’ve never been this mad before and I can’t help but think that I’ve dodged a bullet for having this happen before they moved in with me. So now their stuff with be neatly wrapped and put back into their boxes and will be sitting by my front door waiting for them to pick it up.

[she-who-the-river-could-not-hold]

100 Questions!

Tagged by the wonderful @janes-mike, @caseyk112, and @el-and-hop! Thank you!!

1. What is your nickname? People call me Kat and Kath usually! The Kath originally was just an online nickname but then my boyfriend’s coworker called me it this weekend so it’s an official one now! I just let people decide if they want to use a nickname I always go by my full name otherwise

2. How old are you? 23! I turn 24 in less than a month though yikes

3. What is your birth month? July!

4. What is your zodiac sign? sun sign: cancer, moon sign: aries

5. What is your favorite color? black

6. What’s your lucky number? eh I don't really have one

7. Do you have any pets? sadly no, but my parents have a cat and a dog back home!

8. Where are you from? Idaho

9. How tall are you? 5' 6"

10. What shoe size are you? 9

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? I don't even know it's a lot lol

12. Are you random? I am such a creature of habit it's actually absurd

13. Last person you texted? my parents!

14. Are you psychic in any way? the closest I've gotten was having a dream about my teeth rotting only to go to the dentist to find out I was having issues with my gums

15. Last TV show watched? idk if I watched TV this past week? probably Altered Carbon or the 100

16. Favorite movie? IMPOSSIBLE. Potential answers are Mad Max: Fury Road or Gone Girl

17. Favorite show from your childhood? Idk the name of it but there was a show hosted by Michelle Trachtenberg where she talked about haunted places? or one called "Endurance"

18. Do you want children? yes! probably no more than two though

19. Do you want a church wedding? ehhhhh not sure. Not really but also it seems stressful to get married outside. Maybe I'll say fuck it and elope at the Taco Bell Cantina in Vegas where you can get married.

20. What is your religion? theistic agnostic with interest in wicca (and witchcraft but I know that’s not considered a religion usually but more of a spirituality?)

21. Have you ever been to the hospital? not since being born!

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? closest I got was running a stop sign in college but I just got a warning

23. How is life? life is good right now!! really thankful

24. Baths or showers? showers but only because I live in an apartment. My bath tub is tiny af

25. What color socks are you wearing? I'm wearing those footie sock thingies for when you wear slides so like a tan color

26. Have you ever been famous? I guess getting voted to homecoming court in high school counts? pretty sure it was a fluke though I didn't like many people hahah

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? only for the money but so much else of it suckkkkss

28. What type of music do you like? everything pretty much? I suppose I don't listen to country music much but as a whole I listen to a wide variety

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? nope not really my thing

30. How many pillows do you sleep with? I have four on my bed but usually use two

31. What position do you usually sleep in? on my side

32. How big is your house? my apartment is a pretty good size I think for being in the city, it’s a two bedroom/two bath condo 

33. What do you typically have for breakfast? a protein bar or toast!

34. Have you ever left the country? yes!

35. Have you ever tried archery? I might have at church camp once but I don’t really remember if I was good at it, I’d love to do it at a renaissance fair sometime!

36. Do you like anyone? I do and luckily he likes me too! three years and strong

37. Favorite swear word? fuck, it works for so many things. ass clown. bastards.

38. When do you fall asleep? usually around 11-11:30, I’d love to make that earlier

39. Do you have any scars? a couple leftover from the chicken pox!

40. Sexual orientation? straight

41. Are you a good liar? depends on what I’m trying to lie about

42. What languages would you like to learn? I used to be able to speak German so I’d love to get back into that! And then Spanish since I think that’s important as a person in the United States and I hate how bad I am at it

43. Top 10 songs? REFUSING TO ANSWER THIS

44. Do you like your country? Hmmmmmmmmmm. Yes and no. Currently our worst aspects are hella on display and I hate a lot of it. But I also enjoy living here since it’s where I’ve grown up and I’m interested in helping improve it. But obviously thanks to current politics I’m pretty angry about the state of things.

45. Do you have friends from the web? Oh man I’ve made so many friends on Tumblr in the last year! so yes I do!

46. What is your personality type? creative, type A

47. Hogwarts House? Slytherin

48. Can you curl your tongue? yep! just the hot dog style though not the clover thing

49. Pick one fictional character you can relate to? Hermione Granger 100%

50. Left or right handed? right, though I can sorta write with my left hand since I tried to train myself how to do it in high school

51. Are you scared of spiders? oh my god yes

52. Favorite food? ahhhhh. Maybe BBQ (South Carolina style) or Tex-Mex

53. Favorite foreign food? Probably Italian followed by German

54. Are you a clean or messy person? v messy but I’m really really really trying to get better

55. If you could switch your gender for a day, what would you do? go out at night and not be afraid. enjoy having pockets.

56. What color underwear? uhh blue? I think?

57. How long does it take for you to get ready? if it’s a normal morning, Usually an hour. I’ll start showering around 7:30ish and then I’m usually dressed and ready by 8:30-40ish.

58. Do you have much of an ego? In some regards yes, in some no. I’m extremely confident in my work and what I put out there, but when it comes to myself as a person I have zero ego hahaha. Very far from it.

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? I wait to bite until it’s nearly gone!

60. Do you talk to yourself? I mean internally yeah? but that’s just thinking right? so yes?

61. Do you sing to yourself? mmm not really. I’ll drunkenly sing but not a lot no

62. Are you a good singer? NOPE LOLOLOLOL

63. Biggest Fears? failure, not accomplishing my goals

64. Are you a gossip? I try not to be but I’m susceptible to it

65. Are you a grammar nazi? I used to be a lot worse but for the most part I’ve relaxed, unless it’s at work

66. Do you have long or short hair? I have medium length hair on the shorter end!

67. Can you name all 50 states of America? it took me ages to find a quiz that didn’t have a map with it but I was able to get 41/50 from memory in 4 minutes!

68. Favorite school subject? always was Art and English which has worked out pretty well!

69. Extrovert or Introvert? extrovert! to the fullest of the definition 

70. Have you ever been scuba diving? nope! probably won’t because that shit sounds terrifying to me

71. What makes you nervous? the idea of failing, disappointing people I love

72. Are you scared of the dark? kinda? a bit of the unknown aspect of it

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? yessssss 

74. Are you ticklish? terribly so but I’ve found the older you get the less people try to tickle you THANK GOD I will fight anyone that touches me

75. Have you ever started a rumor? not to my knowledge

76. Have you ever been out of your home country? yes!

77. Have you ever drank underage? Yep! though only a year or so off from the legal age

78. Have you ever done drugs? nope! I don’t think briefly smoking a cigarette, cigar, and hookah thing once each really count. Smoking is even a dramatic way to described it. Puffed a couple times and passed it off because meh.

79. What do you fantasize about? having enough money to be able to live in the place I want and have it furnished like I want, be able to travel everywhere, pay back my parents for everything they’ve helped me with, spoil the shit out of people, being able to donate to as many charities and creators that I can

80. How many piercings do you have? none! closed up my earlobes in middle school

81. Can you roll your R’s? I’m so hilariously bad at this it’s impossible for me

82. How fast can you type? I think last time I tested myself I did 90 wpm and 76 if I was typing on my phone

83. How fast can you run? not fast at all but I’m working on it

84. What color is your hair? brown

85. What color are your eyes? brown

86. What are you allergic to? nothing! unless it’s bullshit

87. Do you keep a journal? Tumblr count? otherwise nope

88. Are you depressed about anything? If I think too long about how we’re not doing anything about this planet, the lack of interest in gun control from our legislators, or the deaths in the Middle East that are at the fault of the US (intentionally or by us ignoring those who need help) I feel really helpless and sad. But nah not really. 

89. Do you like your age? 23 is... chill. I think I’ve got until 25 to panic.

90. What makes you angry? EVERYTHING. Incompetent coworkers who don’t respect my job or process. Republicans across the board and a shit ton of establishment Democrats. That our Earth is dying. How people in this city don’t hold doors open for anyone. Wars that we support or won’t get out of or turn our cheeks to (as a nation). My inability to actually take care of myself/my laziness.

91. Do you like your own name? Yeah it’s cool! I like it more now I think. I also like old-fashioned sounding names.

92. Did you ever get a foreign object up your nose? I can’t speak for my very younger self but not that I can remember

93. Do you want a boy or a girl for a child? I’d be fine with either! I’d have to scramble if I had only boys though I have infinitely more “girl” names that I like

94. What talents do you have? graphic design, art, writing, photography, badass houses in the sims (jk I’m okay at it), terrible puns

95. Sun or moon? MOON always

96. How did you get your name? it’s my late grandmother’s name!

97. Are you religious? Not massively, I grew up Lutheran and then went to a couple of different churches. Went through a hard atheist phase in middle school. Now I’m most comfortable identifying with the term agnostic theistic since long story short I’m not against the concept of a higher being, I believe things happen for a reason, I’ve always believed in energies, which can be connected to meditation and praying. I’m currently researching wicca and witchcraft though I’m probably far off from identifying with either of those. Oops that was long I have a lot of thoughts.

98. Have you ever been to a therapist? I haven’t actually, though considered one in high school for a brief amount of time.

99. Color of your bedspread? white with black flowers and green petals!

100. Color of your room? white walls since I’m renting

Tagging: @thezoomermax, @dustinhendrsn, @jane-el-hopper, @littledancersun, @sweet-sugar-sunsets, and @the-most-beautiful-broom!

[googledocsdontworkatwork]

Sid walked inside the house, grabbed a can of beer, and immediately flopped on the couch. Kindergarten is exhausting, but oh so amusing.

His phone rang, and it was Jacob. "How was the first day of school Mr. Eastwood?"

"Oh. Boy. 20 tiny little children. They are little itty bitty things. Today's adventure was having them all sit down in a chair at once. It was something. Like, I had to sing songs and crap. And refer to myself in the first person all damn day. It was honestly... exilerating. I had so much fun. I am exhausted."

"This whole thing is just hilarious to me. I love it. Break down your day to me." Jacob asked.

"Kids come in off the bus, like little tiny drunks. They don't know where they're going, what their name is, it's precious. That's my primary focus this week is name recognition. Lots of name tracing, and finding. I made a little game on the smart board for them. Honestly, I'm tracing along with them, I keep practicing on their handwriting projects, writing with my left hand is going interesting. Then we're doing some alphabet activities, we start that out with singing the alphabet song, and then we settle down at our desks and we do letter things. Then it's time for snack and a chance to get the wiggles out. After that is's time for centers, and I run around the room like a chicken with it's head chopped off managing them. Then we do science, and learn about... sciency things. Then lunch time, and gym and the specials are in the afternoon and then they come back to class and we read a story together and just... the day goes by so fast. I do gotta say, the little ones are far less nosey about our personal life, and the gaggle of teenage girls not following me is marvelous. OH AND ALSO, I have Rodriguez's kid in my class, and I have Erica's daughter. And Meet the Staff night is tomorrow night, and just... yea."

"That sounds like way more work then 12 grade. But way more rewarding. And Erica, as in Erica Ward?"

"The very same."

"Wow. We're old." Jacob said with a sigh.

"In our defense, she had her in 10th grade. We're not that old."

"Dude, I am old. I have adult children." Sid said with a sigh. "And I'm coming to terms with my old."

"And in our defense, you had your kids when you were like 19." Jacob said with a laugh. Sid went quiet for a little while. "So what else do you have planned for the rest of the day?"

"I, uhm. I want to run out to Target, and get some bean bag chairs and a couple of other supplies. And get some different shirts, A/C is crap in K-2 section, but I really don't want to my arms showing."

"Hun, I can barely see your scars, and I know where they are. Wear the damn short sleeve shirt, you're fine." Jacob said with a laugh, and then gunfire started being heard in the background. "We're still not winning." Jacob said with a sigh.

"You gotta go?" Sid asked.

"Not yet, I'm not in command and we haven't had an all hands on deck call yet." Jacob said. "I love you."

"I love you too." Sid replied back. "83 more days."

"83 more days, I can't wait to be back home in bed. Also, talked to Chief, I'm all lined up to go to SRO when I come back."

"Man, that's the one thing I'm worried about with this classroom. I can't run out and help like I used to with these guys. I traumatized enough high schoolers that way, but I absolutely can't do that to 5 year olds." Sid said with a sigh. "And I can't even leave them alone to pee."

"Sounds about right. Can't wait to by the cop hanging out with the kinders now, that'll be fun." Jacob said.

---

Sid sat on top of his desk, as the first group of parents came in to talk to him. "Good evening parents, I know I recognize a few of you from a couple of years back. It seems as if I had some of your oldest, and now I have your youngest. So, my name is Obsidian Eastwood, I have had my teacher license for around 15 years now, and I've been teaching for about 8 years of those. This is my first year teaching Kindergarten, previously I taught senior level AP History and Modern Day Warfare, as well various other History and Social Studies classes."

"And you ended up in Kindergarten?"

"Yessir." Sid said with a nervous smile. "I, uhm... I."

The other parent smacked the parent in the arm. "Dude, the two soldiers that were killed in combat from here were his kids you jackass."

"Oh shit. I am so sorry man."

"Thank you, uhm. Yea. So, about that. Yea, I'm also freshly discharged from the Marine due to a permanent injury, I have nerve damage in my right arm, and am very, very, very slowly regaining use of that arm. So, bare with my handwritting for the time being, I'm trying." Sid said with a nervous laugh. "But, your kids they're great, and a very welcome change. I appreciate all of you and your patience while we were figuring everything out. So uhm, yea. This is the classroom." Sid went over the day to day activities, and future plans for the classroom.

The bell rang, and the parents swapped out. "MR. EASTWOOD!" Erica shouted out as she rushed out. "How the hell did you end up teaching Kindergarten?"

"Erica, you know the answer to that." Sid said with a sigh, as he hopped back up on his desk, and gave his ramble once again to another group of parents.

His phone rang loudly, and he silently cursed as he looked down at it. It was Jacob calling, but it wasn't normal time for his call. "I... gotta take this." He said nervously and answered it quickly. "Jacob, what's up everything okay?"

"No, no it's not. Central Command is being taken over. We have no evacuation coming, and we're being taken over. It's down to 20 of us, and about a hundred of them. It's I got the shield bad. I blew my cover bad."

"I love you." Sid said confidentally. "You will get out of this fine. We've had worst odds together, and you got 20 people with you. You better get your ass home man, alright?"

"We absolutely will, don't you worry about that." Jacob said with a fake hint of confidence.

"I love you, be safe. Fuck them up for me. Please." Sid said, as he went back in his classroom.

"S-sorry about that, uhm, that was just my husband calling me." Sid said, sitting back at his desk and tried to continue talking about his program, but his enthusiasm was long gone. After that batch of parents left, he turned the TV on in the corner of his room, and switched over to the news.

Another group came in, 8 of them this time including Officer Rodriguez. "Forgive me if I'm a bit distracted. But my name is Obsidian Eastwood, I had my teaching certificate for 15 years now, been teaching for about 8 of them. This is my first year teaching Kindy, and it's a very welcome and challenging change coming from teaching AP History and Military History." Sid watched the TV out of a corner of his eye, and watched as the U.S. Air Force closed in with a helicopter, machine guns blasting as they approached the roof. They dropped out a rope, and watched as the remainging officers rushed over to it at climbed up the rope. He watched as the last officer, with the Captain America shield on his back wrapped the rope around his arm a couple of times, and the helicopter blasted off straight into the sky and flying erradicatly as the enemies opened fire on it. And his phone beeped. "4 days."

"But, let me show you our schedule and uhm-"

"Was that your old unit?"

"Worst, my husband." Sid said with a relieved sigh. "I'm really sorry about that, just... phew. They weren't supposed to have an evacuation, and luck happened, and... yea. He's clear for now. So, back to the open house. This is the schedule we follow each day, and over here is the centers. We have flexible seating and-" The bell rang. "Listen I'm so sorry about that."

"You're fine, don't worry about. I just wanted to see the classroom and meet you. You're genuine." The one parent said, and they all left except Rodriguez.

"Holy shit." He said, running his fingers through his hair. "That was intense for me, I can't imagine what went down for you."

"I genuinely thought that was going to be it. That was the third helicopter attempt. I honestly thought that I was going to lose them all." Sid said choking up, but quickly catching himself.

"Also. I have a bad habit of forgetting that Jake is a badass." Rodriguez said with a laugh.

"That shield he had on him, that wasn't a prop." Sid said raising his eyebrow. "He is The badass."

Ms. Lopiano rushed in. "Jake's base was just destroyed-"

"They evacuated last minute." Sid answered quickly, 12 of them are the only survivors."

She sighed a sigh of relief, and quickly pulled him in for a tight huge. "Only 12 survivors. I... I suppose this is what we did to other countries. It's tough being on the opposite end."

"They'll be coming here next." Sid said nervously, closing his eyes at the thought of battle on state soil

[urdearestmom]

100 Questions

Tagged by @bob-newby-superhero thanks!!

1. What is your nickname? Sari, Sarita, Sarinha

2. How old are you? 18

3. What is your birth month? December

4. What is your zodiac sign? Sagittarius

5. What is your favourite colour? Green!

6. What’s your lucky number? 17 because it’s my birthday lmao

7. Do you have any pets? No but I really want a cat. Everyone in my family has dogs

8. Where are you from? I’m Luso-Canadian (my family is from Portugal but we live in Canada)

9. How tall are you? My driver’s license says 160 cm but the doctor told me 163. Either way, around 5’3”

10. What shoe size are you? Uhh depends on the shoe but usually 6.5-7

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? Many, but I always wear the same shit lol

12. Are you random? Sometimes, I guess

13. Last person you texted? I texted myself pictures from my mom’s phone. Last message in general was to @eljane-hoppers

14. Are you psychic in any way? Haha sometimes I think I am, but my mom is more >:^)

15. Last TV show watched? Saw an episode of Four Weddings on TLC this morning

16. Favourite movie? The Book Thief or The Greatest Showman

17. Favourite show from your childhood? iCarly!! Used to watch it religiously after school every day it was on

18. Do you want children? Yes, but definitely not right now lmao

19. Do you want a church wedding? Kind of yeah. It’ll depend on who I end up marrying but it’d probably be some kind of disgrace if I didn’t get married in a church

20. What is your religion? I am Catholic

21. Have you ever been to the hospital? Yup tons of times, whether for myself or other people

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? Nope, I am a Child of God™

23. How is life? Could be better, probably, but it’s pretty chill right now

24. Baths or showers? Showers, but I also really like baths

25. What colour socks are you wearing? Bold of you to assume I’m wearing socks at all

26. Have you ever been famous? I mean if you google my name the results are me. I was on CBC because I was in the national spelling bee in 2012

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? I feel like it’d be fun and cool for a while but then I’d get tired of it. I don’t like having people all up in my business and that seems like what life is like for big celebrities :/ But having a lot of influence would be awesome

28. What type of music do you like? Literally anything except country music (I’m not all that into rap/trap music either, but I can appreciate it from time to time) here’s a playlist of my favourite stuff it’s like seven hours long but if you go through it you’ll see it’s really all kinds :)

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? Maybe and I don’t remember? My childhood was a questionable era

30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 2, both under my head

31. What position do you usually sleep in? I usually fall asleep on my side but I almost always wake up on my back so I don’t actually know how I’m sleeping

32. How big is your house? 2 stories and a basement

33. What do you typically have for breakfast? Cup of milk with something else, usually a bowl of cereal or bread/croissant with Nutella

34. Have you ever left the country? YeET I’ve been to Portugal a bunch of times, Spain once, and to France on a 5-hour layover but we didn’t leave the airport and I don’t remember it anyway ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

35. Have you ever tried archery? Does it count if it was on Wii Sports? And yeah once and I was terrible at it

36. Do you like anyone? I think so and it sucks because he’s my friend :(

37. Favourite swear word? Probably fuck, I say it a lot. But I also say shit a lot so I mean idrk

38. When do you fall asleep? Oof regularly past midnight, but the time varies

39. Do you have any scars? A giant burn mark on my leg and a very faint lil thing on my right hand from this time I accidentally did an entire flip in my driveway

40. Sexual orientation? Was previously sure I was straight but I’m kind of starting to question that?

41. Are you a good liar? I like to think that I’m a very convincing actress

42. What languages would you like to learn? Mm I already speak Portuguese (if you ever wanna learn something hmu), and I learned some French because that’s mandatory in Canada but I dropped it and I want to get back into it. So, French! I also learned some German this year and I might continue with it. Also maybe Spanish, I can already understand some

43. Top 10 songs? Umm

Love Is A Battlefield - Pat Benatar

Rock You Like A Hurricane - Scorpions

Theme From New York, New York - Frank Sinatra

True Faith - New Order

Age Of Consent - New Order

A Million Dreams - The Greatest Showman OST

Second Waltz - Dmitri Shostakovich

Power Of Love - Celine Dion

Johnny B. Goode - Chuck Berry

Halo - Beyonce

44. Do you like your country? Canada? Yeah, I love it except for the stupid ass weather. I get sick every fucking time the season changes

45. Do you have friends from the web? Yeeee!! They’re all awesome people

46. What is your personality type? INFP- there’s more info here if you want to know what that means

47. Hogwarts House? Ravenclaw ftw bitches

48. Can you curl your tongue? Yesssss

49. Pick one fictional character you can relate to? Buzzfeed told me that, based on my music taste, I am “a student of classic rock like School of Rock’s Dewey Finn” (but actually HA I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON I LOVED JACK BLACK IN THAT MOVIE)

50. Left or right handed? Righttttt

51. Are you scared of spiders? They don’t scare me as much as induce some kind of panic, but it really depends what kind of spider. Really little ones are actually kind of cute, but big spiders send me into cardiac arrest

52. Favourite food? Akjsnfskd PASTA

53. Favourite foreign food? Idk man I’m already picky af with my food. If I live in Canada does that make the Portuguese food I eat on a daily basis foreign because if so I loooooove me some fuckin barbecued chicken

54. Are you a clean or messy person? Fairly clean. If I wasn’t my mother would hurt me lol

55. If you could switch your gender for a day, what would you do? Idk probably figure out how to pee standing up, maybe make use of the ability to lie on my stomach without hurting my chest :)

56. What colour underwear? I think this is turquoise

57. How long does it take for you to get ready? Depends what I’m getting ready for. On a regular day, ten minutes tops. If I’m going out to an event it can be upwards of an hour; sometimes less, sometimes more

58. Do you have much of an ego? Idk if it’s ego so much as me being confident in myself. Anyone who has a problem with me and decides to be rude about it can suck my non-existent dick

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? I try to suck them but it never lasts for long, I almost always bite them unless I’m really concentrating on not biting

60. Do you talk to yourself? Lmfao only ALL THE TIME

61. Do you sing to yourself? Yeee

62. Are you a good singer? I don’t think I’ll blow out your eardrums but I know I’m not the best either. I’ll just say I’m not terrible

63. Biggest Fears? Heights and deep water

64. Are you a gossip? I live for drama does that make me a gossip

65. Are you a grammar nazi? Yeah if I’m talking to someone I’m very comfortable with (my cousin for example) or if I’m trying to be petty

66. Do you have long or short hair? Long! I’m growing it out so I can be really dramatic and chop it all off later (also thinking of donating it)

67. Can you name all 50 states of America? I can name almost all of them but I always forget a few. I think it’s pretty good considering I was never taught American geography

68. Favourite school subject? Instrumental music and history were my favourites

69. Extrovert or Introvert? Idk I guess extroverted introvert? Is that a thing???? I’m really awkward and panicky in social situations with people I don’t know but if I have friends around I’m just here to have the time of my life

70. Have you ever been scuba diving? No

71. What makes you nervous? Having to talk to people I don’t know (it literally makes me panic it’s horrible)

72. Are you scared of the dark? Sometimes, yeah

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? Lmao ok this depends on who the person is and if I’m in that kind of mood (but when I was a kid I used to correct my teachers)

74. Are you ticklish? Yes very

75. Have you ever started a rumour? No

76. Have you ever been out of your home country? Yes, I’ve been to Portugal a bunch of times, Spain once, and France on a layover

77. Have you ever drank underage? Chugged a cup of beer by accident when I was 6 oops

78. Have you ever done drugs? No but even if I had I don’t think I would say it here unless it was something minor like weed

79. What do you fantasize about? Travelling the world!!!!! And like, being a successful adult because right now I have no idea what the actual fuck I’m doing with my life

80. How many piercings do you have? Two, one in each ear

81. Can you roll your Rs? You gotta in Portuguese! I’m also fairly sure my French and German pronunciations are pretty much on point most of the time so I can do those types of R sounds as well

82. How fast can you type? Pretty fast on my phone and not slow on my laptop either (when you’re a writer you end up learning to type faster than you thought you would lol)

83. How fast can you run? Oof I’m not slow when I first start off but that only goes for like max 10 seconds

84. What colour is your hair? Dark brown

85. What colour are your eyes? Also dark brown

86. What are you allergic to? Bigots

87. Do you keep a journal? I have a diary I’ve had since I was like 10 but I don’t write in it very often. I also have a notebook where I write down fic ideas and outline plots

88. Are you depressed about anything? I actually think I might have seasonal depression or something but I’m not sure

89. Do you like your age? Yeah I guess being 18 is cool

90. What makes you angry? People who refuse to listen to reason

91. Do you like your own name? Yes it means princess!

92. Did you ever get a foreign object up your nose? No but I ate lead once

93. Do you want a boy or a girl for a child? No preference as long as it is alive and healthy

94. What talents do you have? Uhh I can play two instruments and will be learning a third does that count? I just remembered I can also balance a spoon on my nose

95. Sun or moon? Moon

96. How did you get your name? My mom had a friend named Sara when she was a kid and she always liked the name so here I am having been named Sara

97. Are you religious? Kind of? I don’t go to church very often but I think I believe in God (I believe that there’s something, at least). I’ve also received all the Sacraments that I can (as of right now that’s baptism, first communion, and confirmation)

98. Have you ever been to a therapist? Nope

99. Colour of your bedspread? Right now it’s just plain white

100. Colour of your room? Bright green!

Yeet I’m finished! Took forever ‘cause I kept getting interrupted but oh well

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