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Prompt 7 | Shaytham
Synopsis: Haytham enjoys seeing the Captain of the Morrigan come undone
Word Count: 2.3K
Warnings: Violence. Roughness. Biting. Marking. Grinding. Begging.
Note: This is the last fic of the Lil Milestone Event!! Thank you everyone for sending in requests and I do apologize just how long it took me to spit all these out. Life has been very stressful and this year has taken quite a turn haha. I hope you enjoy this last fic!!!
The Morrigan groans as mortar fire crashes down around her like shooting stars falling from the heavens. One tears through the main sails and ropes snap apart like thunder, slashing across men’s chest and face. Some come out unharmed while some others are less fortunate and thrown backwards into the churning, cold sea. Shay Cormac grinds his teeth as he veers the Morrigan to port so that her cannons are facing the fort. The one that bears it teeth at them with its mortars and cannons.
“FIRE!” Shay cries out above all the chaos.
The boom of the cannons rings in his ear as the ship groans under the pressure. She’ll take it. She always does. The cannon balls hit their mark and a fort tower falls, crumbling into the sea below in a foam of white and blue. The satisfied swell that rises in him is quickly shut down as the destroyed stone reminds him of an all too familiar memory. He looks away, pushing it down and locking it away. He can’t get distracted, not now. Now while his men need him.
It’s not until now, snapping out of the trance he gets lost into that he notices Haytham. The Grandmaster is crouched down behind the railing, holding on for dear life all while holding onto his hat. It’s almost a humorous sight if it wasn’t for Haytham glaring daggers his way. It’s an expression that brings Shay back to himself. Reminding him of why he’s here. Why they’ve travelled so far up the River Valley to take on the fort with the foreshadow of losing men or even themselves.
Shay brings the Morrigan around again, facing her starboard side this time to the fort. Another volley of cannon balls are fired out with the sound of his booming voice shouting the order to do so. This time, only half of them hit their mark. Some strike the mountainous rock behind the fort and others in the water. Shay curses, shouting out to his men once more to reload the cannons as quick as possible. They’ll get this done. The fort will fall today!
With four more rounds of cannon fire and some quick thinking on Shay’s part, the fort groans in ache as the last of her mortars are destroyed. But the fight is far from over. Shay knows that all too well. Docking the Morrigan is a difficult challenge. Survivors of the fort fire their rifles and muskets toward the Morrigan as she docks. They hide behind the rubble of the fort, ducking in and out like groundhogs when they come out to yip before disappearing again.
Before Shay can race into battle, Haytham is quick to grab at his shoulder and drag him to face is intense stare. “We’ll go around the side of the fort! Up to the top!” He bellow over the retuning gunfire of Shy’s crew. “It’ll be quicker to get to the war room that way!”
Shay’s dark brown eyes dart up to the fort, quickly accessing the way up. “Lead the way,” he grins.
Shay doesn’t hesitate to follow his Grandmaster up and over the side of the Morrigan. Gist is quick to clear the way for the two, a bullet shooting one man clean through the eye. Shay praises his first mate under his breath, but doesn’t let himself get too distracted as he follows Haytham up the side of the fort.
The stone walls would normally be impossible to scale up. But with half of the tone tumbled and destroyed, it’s easy to get a grip on stone and bricks that jut out. Haytham rises to the top first and offers a hand down to Shay. He takes it eagerly, letting Haytham help him up over the ledge.
Shay spots the war room easily. It’s just a hop and skip away to their left. The only thing in the way is a guard staring down his rifle at the two in his watch tower. Shay pushes Haytham away as the rifle cracks. The bullet pierces through the collar of Shay’s coat. Too close to call.
The Irishman is quick to pull is own gun on the guard. He can see the fear in the white’s of the man’s eyes before Shay pulls the trigger. He dead before he even hits the ground. Shay swallows thickly as he sets his gun back into it’s holster. He stares at the guard tower, where the man lays dead. Haytham brushes a hand over his elbow, snapping him from his oncoming thoughts.
“On with it,” Haytham snaps.
Getting to the war room is easy enough. It’s the man inside that has both Templars stopping just inside the door. A man armed with two swords grins at them. Shay draws his own, ready for the fight.
But Haytham rolls his eyes. And as the man charges with a vicious shout. He clashes swords with Shay quicker than either Templar would have liked. Shay is pushed back against the door, a fist smashing against his mouth. More taunting than anything else. Shay’s eyes widen with a fierceness akin to bloodlust. But he doesn’t get the sweet taste of killing the man or even hurting him a little.
The man barks out a choked cry as Haytham’s sword is thrust through his back. The tip sticks out of his chest, glinting at Shay. The Grandmaster doesn’t waste time to push the man off of his sword and down onto the ground. He has better things to do than to bother about a man that he doesn’t even know.
“I do hate the theatrics some men possess,” Haytham drawls out as he reloads his gun.
“What about mine?” Shay asks.
His Grandmaster quirks an eyebrow his way with a frown on his lips. He points his bloody sword towards him. “I tolerate you on good days,” he quips out darkly.
But Shay grins at that as he sheathes his sword. Haytham returns his antics with the slightest of a smile before turning towards the war room’s desk. He’s quick to look over the many papers and reports spread out on the wooden table. He plucks up three pieces of paper before rolling them up in his hand. Tucking them under his arm, he deems this mission a success with a curt nod of his head.
His dark blue eyes land upon Shay’s lip and the cut that bleeds slowly. He steps around the desk and Shay stays where he is, watching Haytham with a curiosity. His Grandmaster swipes a thumb at the blood on his lip, pondering a thought to himself before wiping it on the front of Shay’s coat. Shay watches him intensely, leaning forward a bit as his chest tightens. But Haytham hums to himself, as if satisfied before passing Shay.
“Let’s get out of here,” Haytham concludes.
And Shay follows like some lost pup.
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Shay unfolds the papers out over his fleet reports for Haytham, letting the Grandmaster look over them first. He hums in satisfaction, his eyes flicking over the coordinates and the set dates for each cargo ship. Shay sits down in his chair with a groan, his face aching every time he clicks his jaw. He tries to get that right spot, but no matter what he does nothing works. The pops of his jaw are loud in the quiet cabin and slowly, they draw the attention of the Grandmaster.
He stops immediately. Instead he leans over the table to pick up a half empty bottle of whiskey without a word. He flicks the top off and he draws over two glasses near him as well. Haytham watches with interest as both glasses are poured with the golden liquid. Shay pushes one glass over to Haytham before he leans back in the chair and nurses his own.
Haytham takes it as his gaze returns back to the reports. Shay tries to make sense of them, his eyes skimming over the words. But he has never been a strong reader having lived on the streets nearly his entire life. Liam tried to teach him, but it took forever to crack it into his brain. He can read per say, it’s just that Gist normally takes over to make things go quicker. It always brings a bound of shame within his chest that makes him angry and frustrated at no one but himself.
“So was all this worth it for the papers?” Shay asks.
“Yes,” Haytham quickly answers. “Routes of their trade and cargo. Supplies we can obtain to keep out of their hands.”
Why his Grandmaster needs these supplies? He won’t ask any further right now. He doesn’t feel all too chatty after having bellowed his throat raw on deck. He clears his throat, feeling the painful scratchiness that only the whiskey seems to smooth over for a few seconds. So he fills his glass once more for that few seconds of relief.
Shay looks to Haytham deep in thought. Wondering what plans and other whatnots are going on up in that head of his. Has he already thought of a plan to take the Morrigan out to intercept these ships? Does he know that they’ll have to stop somewhere to repair the old girl?
Haytham catches him staring, meeting Shay with a raised brow. The Irishman only smiles as he takes another swig of his drink. He pops his jaw again.
“Are you here to distract me?” Haytham asks.
Shay looks around dramatically, suddenly sitting up right in the chair. “Last time I checked this was my quarters,” he remarks cockily.
Suddenly, Haytham’s hand comes to Shay’s thigh, squeezing lightly. He leans over into the Irishman’s space, his eyes on his lips the entire time. Hooded, dark and filled with ill intent.
“And what makes you think I can’t just make you leave?” Haytham asks lowly.
Shay swallows deeply. The adrenaline of the battle hasn’t fully worn off yet and he will admit he is a bit riled up. Shay licks his dry lips and bites it lightly, not missing that Haytham’s gaze watch the action. His Grandmaster must be feeling the same.
“Because you enjoy my charismatic comments too much,” Shay grins around the lip of the glass before he takes another swig.
Haytham takes the glass from Shay to down the rest of the amber liquid. He sets the glass aside, forgetting about the fleet report for the moment to capture the Irishman’s busted lip in a deep kiss. Shay’s hands are quick to grab a hold of Haytham, unclasping clips and buckles. He doesn’t hesitate to try and get these stupid bulky clothes off of the man. They always hide the Grandmaster’s body and it always annoys Shay to no end. His heavy cloak falls to the floor, his coat coming off shortly after.
Haytham breaks the kiss to bring Shay out of the chair to his feet roughly with his hands fisted into the front of his coat. Shay grins wildly as he’s spun around to be thrown atop of the table. Neither of them care about he many papers and reports that litter the table top. Some of them are pushed aside and they shower to the floor.
None of them take notice as Shay’s groans fill the quarters as Haytham kneads a palm roughly to his groin. It’s a delicious sound that has Haytham palming more to milk them out of the man under him. Shay’s hip rut up into his hand, trying to get more friction than he’s being given. But Haytham stops all together.
“Please,” Shay breathes out.
Haytham hums at that, loving the view before him. Knowing he can have Shay like this at a simple touch. It’s almost intoxicating. He’s quick to undo Shay’s belt and throws it aside without a care. He pushes the man’s vest and shirt up his torso to reveal the body that’s been made with years of hard work and discipline. Haytham’s runs his hands over Shay’s hard stomach, earning him a shaky exhale from him. Beautiful.
“Hmm?” Haytham finally questions.
“Please, I need you,” Shay whines out.
That commanding Captain that was once on deck is gone for the moment. He looks to Haytham with only want and need. Begging for his Grandmaster to do something, anything.
So, Haytham gives him something. He leans forward to plant a kiss to the man’s stomach. His skin is salty with sweat and he can taste gunpowder on him as well. He kiss and laps at his skin all the same, sucking and biting lightly to hitch those noises from Shay’s busted lips. Haytham hooks his fingers into the hem of Shay’s pants as he ventures lower into the man’s snail trail. He bites lightly at the v of the man’s torso, Shay’s hips bucking up lightly with a groan from his throat.
Haytham grins into his pale skin before pulling his pants down to his knees in one swift movement. Shay’s cock is already hard and red. Haytham doesn’t mind it though, he stands up to lean over Shay. He towers over Shay to grab his face so that the man’s dark brown gaze is looking at him and only him. He wedges himself in between Shay’s thighs so that the only touch he’s receiving is the harsh friction of his closing.
He closes the gap to kiss Shay deeply, his tongue invading his mouth to taste the cheap whiskey. Shay moans into the kiss, his hips rutting upwards into Haytham’s crotch to try and earn himself some friction. But a firm hand on his hip holds him down, a thumb digging painfully into the soft skin.
Haytham breaks the kiss to only mouth at Shay’s prickly jaw. He ventures downwards, biting and kissing the Irishman’s neck, collarbones, chest and back down his stomach. Leaving purple and red marks of different shades. And with each one Shay whines and groans, his hooded eyes watching Haytham in a haze.
“Please,” Shay breathes out again, quieter this time.
Haytham smiles as he hovers over the man’s half hard cock. His deep blue eyes look to Shay with adoration. Only because Shay asked so nicely. He does love it when his best man begs like this. It just as delicious as he tastes.
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i’m obsessed with this panel bc izuku why are you flirting with him during a top secret save the world ofa meeting
#bakudeku#bkdk#kacchan: I’d kick your ass I’d do so much better than you I’d bust them all out and master the quirks immediately#izuku: >:) ahah yeah!!! you’re the BEST kacchan sugoi sigh and you’d look good doing it too#izuku just is so proud of him he thinks he’s so co#so cool so hot so sexy so smart#kacchan: i would crush you#izuku- with the biggest shiniest happiest eyes ever-: haha yeah you would heheheh wow kacchan <3.
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For the masses, my zeus
#THAT'S ALL THE RESPONSE U GET DFJKSFHSDK#NO BUT AWOOGAH.....#correy u slayed i fear...............#THE VEIL IM OBSESSSSEDDDDD#nooo dont add sexy piercings to ur design ur so sexyyy haha#GRAHHH THE HAIIRRRR#ur in trouble with me zeus.#sloandoesntshutup#OOC. / answered.#ZEUS. / fc.#zeus#follower art
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#noo dont kys your so sexy haha#slayyy#(ed)#kathryn hahn#agatha harkness#agatha all along#motherhahn#on ig#mcu#lesbian
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It’s terrible now, looking back, that An Zhe knew he would die after he got his spore back and still did everything to attain it— because he’s a mushroom and that’s what they do. Animals don't question why they breath or eat, they just do it because it's what they're meant to do.
But along the way, An Zhe learned the human instinct to mourn death and then right on his deathbed he realized that he’s in love and he was loved and in that he develops a human fear and sadness over the idea of impending death and it makes me cry because even though he only lived 3 months as a human and the whole time said he didn’t understand humans, he managed to experience something truly unique to humans and the downsides of it
#noo little mushroom#dont discover the intrinsic human experience#dont decide that all the suffering was worth it for love#youre so sexy haha#<- Lu Feng#lu feng#an zhe#little mushroom#spoilers
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Gem’s 2v1 beef in WL was a love letter to Pearl. hey you hurt me and I’m not going to ignore that, i want a proper ending, villains deserve catharsis too. everyone else forgives, moves on, shoves it down, but not us. we fight and bleed when we’re wronged, and when we’re wrong we breathe and we bond again. do it properly, you’ve done nothing wrong, he can handle owning up to that, he’s got a support system urging you to kill so try killing but do it for you. don’t worry about your team, they’re strong, and when you die I’ll be there, we can have fun again. my poor red pearl.
#she’s the number one scarlet pearl fan#your red skin is my favorite! look at you all bloodthirsty and stuff#go on. get your grievances out with scott. he’s a big boy he can handle it. what has he done for you#anyway if pearl’d had proper time to play out the ggg beef plotline we would’ve had absolute cinema#esp. urged on by gemini ‘kill your ex haha youre so sexy’ tay#this has been rotating in my head for a week and i couldnt let it go#trafficblr#life series#shinyduo#trafficshipping#just in case lol
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As much as I adore Sophie’s narration and like… from a writing perspective, think that we shouldn’t necessarily be switching around perspectives, I did really like reading Keefe’s chapters in unlocked. Maybe a hot take that I’m excited that the unraveled is all Keefe? Idk.
#it’s fun to switch it up sometimes I think I’ll have fun reading it#from a craft perspective in me my soul is going ‘nooo bbg don’t start switching perspectives willy nilly after 8 books…. ur so sexy haha…’#but i am first and foremost a lover of all the characters in this series so an opportunity to see through their eyes? yes yes give it to me#kotlc#keeper of the lost cities
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i know i signed up for these classes but it's amazing how much they make me want to (remembers) grits teeth. affect the trout population or whatever the kids say these days
#rambles#its machine learning.....hhhh#granted its on me for completley tapping out of lectures. and not starting this thing sooner#i gotta rewatch the lectures to figure out what the hell is going on#also have an essay due tomorrow night that i havent rlly started...amongst other thangs#big fan of my profs cancelling classes five minutes before and after i get on campus. thanks guys very cool...jk hope they feel better#also have been feeling perpetually sleepy lately. im sure it's nothing#(daily mantra) nooo haha don't get depression and lose all motivation you're so sexy haha
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this was my first time properly drawing him so ty for the opportunity @sealeneee !!!
#beards are cursed#all i could think about while doing this was 'haha dont fall to the darkside ur so sexy'#my brain is mush#enjoy my dear
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hey guys should I go on a million word rant about how the new cotl update pisses me off and the further confirmation of events we got afterward pisses me off more or should I continue sitting here politely about it instead
#So far I’ve kept all my haterisms in my small server . But I’m about to Lose It#Nooooo dev team don’t sacrifice your writing for character favoritism purposes haha you’re so sexy nooooo#clamtalk
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Man if my boyfriend (who I just performed necromancy on) dumped me to become the messiah AND my girlfriend got kidnapped I’D FUCKING KILL MYSELF
Props to Jayce for going on a bad trip with his old professor and some kid he doesn’t know instead of regressing back to past behavior
#at least for now#don’t kill yourself babe your so sexy haha#I love you Jayce Talis your so relatable <3#he’s easily manipulated insecure and thinks he’s better then people at the same time#bi/pan#wants Viktor in his arms and his head in Mel’s lap at all hours#autistic#I love you so much Jayce Talis#if Jayce tries to kill himself again in act 2 or 3 I will kill my- eat dirt by the fistful#I will never forget Jayce’s suicide attempt#we don’t talk about it enough#there’s literally so much going on in this show at all times so I get it#but I’m always thinking about it#my boyfriend leaves me to become a cult leader and my girlfriend gets kidnapped by one#at the same damn time#KILLING MY SELF
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AFO strangling OFA users but Tomura, supposedly "the next AFO", who choked an OFA user too, let him go
I mean the conditions aren't the same (deadly battle vs middle of a mall and everything that comes with that), but I'm just saying like. There's some kind of connection here
This OFA user and "next AFO"s relationship is different. It won't end the same way
#with that being said if we get tomura choking izuku again with the intent to actually kill i will go crazy#nooo don't parallel afo in this one hypothetical instance you're so sexy haha#as it stands now tho#i'm looking at the pics in the post and thinking there's something there#a difference and it meaning something for the characters#anyway. *backflips into the abyss*#bnha#bnha 402#bnha manga spoilers#bnha spoilers#shigaraki and midoriya#all for one#the vestiges#one for all#mettys posts#metty posts#tw choking
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Me and the Devil Walking side by side
#tw blood#blood#madara uchiha#tobirama senju#madatobi#tobimada#madara x tobirama#tarudraw#haha youre so sexy and insane#the image of tobirama all bloody and bruised would not leave my mind im so sorry#licks his hands hmmm tasty#also madara in a suit cuz yaknow
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'Imagine a straight dude who listens to lana haha' I know im old to remember that shit but around the time she released paradise it was literally trendy for all sorts of 'alt' straight dudes to listen to her tf u mean
#'imagine' i dont have to imagine. i refused to listen to her for the longest time bc her straight male fanbase was insufferable at the time!#they were all like ahhh my ideal suffering mental gf she is so sad haha thats so sexy#this post says 'without ulterior motive' so i guess they are talking abt pretending to like her to get women#which wasnt exactly the case with whatever tf these dudes were doing
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YAYYYY oc posting :) anyone remember old fnaf fandom days? handing you heavily revamped and redesigned ocs of Vincent and who TECHNICALLY counts as Henry before Henry was even revealed??? >_<
ik the pride flags are a little "modern" for 1998 but idgaf this is for fun and sillies. yapfest in tags my bad
#carn1eposting#art#fnaf art#fnaf ocs#fnaf oc#fnaf vincent#it feels criminal to tag that oml#i wasnt really on tumblr during og fnaf fandom days i was on dA instead. i miss you old dA. i miss you FuzzFoxy rp chatroom#this also counts as an au sort of? vincent is william's nephew in this au and also has a younger brother around michael's age (10-12 diff)#i had originally split vincent and xander (the brother) into like#so xander is kinda more the flirty sexy fanon pg and vincent's more the laid back/depressed “heh... you can't *smirk*” fanon pg#so ig i should add these tags#fnaf au#fnaf fanart#fnaf#fnaf redesign#other oc is almost fully original and doesn't TECHNICALLY belong to me. im more like his foster parent HAHA#his name is gary my bestie at the time (we're still close :3c) made him just bc we wanted to be silly and also we were in like 5th grade#his name is funny. bc i remember it was originally just “Gary Guy”. which was supposed to be a joke calling him “Gay Guy”. he's gay. idk#he was created before the name william was revealed and before henry emily was sort of a existing character in people's minds at the time#we had a separate oc for “phone guy” and it wasn't gary#whoahhhh lore i love lore i used to think about these guys all the time oml LOL#if i hear shit about gary being gay and vincent being a she/they nby and blah blah IDC suck my peanits it literally doesnt matter blow up
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While I was replaying Inquisition, I often caught myself thinking, "Why am I constantly surrounded by men?" I try to switch companions regularly, so that I can hear everybody's banter. So, I wondered what I was doing wrong. The truth is that I completely forgot that Inquisition only has 3 female companions vs 6 male companions. What a ratio.
#Dragon Age#Dragon Age: Inquisition#DAI#I have one rule:#the love interest is in the party at all times#so I can hear as much of their input and banter as possible#otherwise I keep the rest of the party varied#but yeah#while romancing Blackwall it was like... me and my boys so often because of that#haha#....#the Iron Bull should've been a sexy female qunari to even it out
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