#wants Viktor in his arms and his head in Mel’s lap at all hours

[fantasticgothicpeachsludge]

Man if my boyfriend (who I just performed necromancy on) dumped me to become the messiah AND my girlfriend got kidnapped I’D FUCKING KILL MYSELF

Props to Jayce for going on a bad trip with his old professor and some kid he doesn’t know instead of regressing back to past behavior

[takalzuoom]

okay so here’s actually what it’s like for noxus reader and viktor to smooch it up

okay so before we get into this. i fully envision the reader to wear ‘ the pants in the relationship.’ yes because they’re from noxus.

and i’m taking the reader’s mannerism and everything off of abbesa cause she’s all we know of noxus, and since reader is both a warlord and noxus general- i see them as being very prideful and dominate- like mommy abessa

also the reader will be tall like her since we don’t see enough of tall readers and because of brain rot reasonings

i want to carry him on my shoulders

unedited and not proofread

just brain farted and wrote it down to get something out there 😮‍💨

let me just say- you don’t like sky.

you see the longing glances and lingering touches she does whenever she’s around him. better yet- when she’s not around him and praised him like he’s hung the stars.

and you don’t like it, not one but. so you’ve had to make it clear that the scrawny, russian scientist is off.limits.

so you’ve had some… ways of ‘subtly showing your dominance’ if you catch my drift

but it was a very… odd pairing to say the least. cause - i like to think of it as a grizzly bear and a fawn.

a hunkering monster, responsible for the deaths and injuries of thousand, and a curious new born dear that can barely walk on his own hind legs

you gushed just by thinking about it- about him in general since he was so soft spoken, not so much so that it was off putting, to which his sharp tongue and strong intellect quickly made up for.

but you two would always have the most random conversations.

an example being ‘could you fly with you had a pair of wings’ to which viktor would respond ‘well it would depends on the wings’- and that’s how you got him to take a break from his constant hours of tinkering

sometimes.

but when doesn’t fall prey to your trap (not really a trap if he knows about it) he’ll just continue doing what he’s doing with only a few hums of acknowledgment thrown your way.

sometimes you’ll leave him alone to do what he does, not wanting to distract the genius at work. but other times… most of the times, when you see his movements grow sluggish, and his eyes droop more than usual, you step in with a warm glass of sweet milk and a ferocious tale of you conquering cities, killing their people, setting fire to their villages- in a soothing, quiet voice as you rub the crooks in his back

speaking of tales. it’s more often than not that you’re away on official noxus business with ambessa.

as now that you had agreed to join his army, all thanks to mel and viktor you’ll be more away from viktor than actually with him

a new scar on your body with every visit. you both have this little game of ‘guess where the new scar is located’ and you just pepper him with praises when he guesses right. and when he’s wrong, you just show him where the new scar is

🌝

but i will say that only once, has he sat on your lap. mostly because he was embarrassed, had work to do, and didn’t want to intrude- but after hours of constant begging, you finally was able to have him where he belonged. sitting in your lap as you draped one of your aramissa cape’s around his skinnier figure.

that was until jayce walked in so rudely as announced his presence like the egomaniac he is.

and viktor stumbled out of your embrace and coats as he tried hiding the blush on his face as his partner just gawked.

“viktor… isn’t that mel’s mom’s general?”

“… why yes, it is…”

“… why were you setting on their lap?”

“because we’re lovers, boy wonder” at this point you stood up and walked behind him. slinging your arms around him as you rested your chin on his head

“y/n…”

“i’m sorry my love, but i don’t like the way he’s staring at me” you sighed, going to play with his wavy hair as he just smacked your hand away.

“so viktor… you’re telling me that you’re dating a warlord- from noxus”

“why yes, that is correct”

“but didn’t they want to buy you?”

“i’m sorry- buy, me?” he looked to you with a puzzled gaze

“he’s talking about when ambessa and mel were speaking” you weren’t even remotely interested in the conversation about your lover. just dusting off to the side as you inspected your nails. jayce’s brow twitched.

“ah, i see. it was all a misunderstanding. albeit, a rather offending one as i personally don’t see myself as one’s property-“

“you’re my property as much as i’m yours-“

“oh am i now?”

“yes you are” you hummed.

“so i’m gonna gooo-“

no one wants to be in the same room as you both. literally no one.

cause 1. you’ll either be praising him for being him

and 2. you’ll both have a battle of wits as you flirt. some didn’t even know viktor could say such… things. though half the times you win due to him being socially aware, and you having no boundaries.

another time i’ll go in deep detail how he just praises you to no end. it turns into a battle

but those are the times you are there.

but for the times you aren’t. it’s almost dead when you’re not there.

viktor so glued to hextech that he sometimes forgets to eat and sleep, claiming he needs to make up for lost time with you.

yes the 20 minute break was nice but now that you’ve boarded the ship back to noxus he needs to go back to work immediately.

of course he doesn’t tell you about his overworking tendencies, as it’ll just get in the way of the limited time you have and he’s rather not spend it listening to another lecture on health.

yes, he can take care of his basic heath… but sometimes he just gets so absorbed in his work… which has been increasing by the week it just so easy to skip a meal, or sleep to just finish one more part

but i’m gonna be honest, the only way this relationship really works is because your both accustomed to it being long distance.

before he met you and worked on hextech, yes, he was much more healthier and wasn’t so committed to chasing his legacy. and probably would’ve been a much better time to meet him/

-but that was before. and viktor is extremely busy so he doesn’t really have time, not the moral/desire to cheat, and your pride keeps you from doing anything unfaithful. and why would you? you have someone waiting for you across the sea :)

but you are wary of sky, no matter how many times viktor just brushed her off for you and work.

another thing.

the relationship is secret expect for jayce, mel, and ambessa (well and sky cause you gotta show her that your man is off the market)

back to fluff

viktor has definitely used you as a model for hexgear. using your long periods away to surprise you with a hextech weapon he knows you’ll love

viktor- “ your girl what’s diamonds? well, my partner wants a well crafted war machine they’ll use defend themselves”

jayce- “…don’t you mean destroy-“

viktor- “sorry, can’t hear you over my work”

thinking about it a bit more. i can see viktor being rather reserved about your… profession.

as he is one to rather ‘talk it out’, rather than go into a physical altercation, mainly because of his up bringing in zaun and his desire to help people less fortunate than him.

but there’s nothing he can do to stop you- and believe me he’s tried. all plans crashing and burning as he comes to the reality that you’re really stubborn. and won’t change your views, even for him.

that’s one of the things you fight over. you calling Plitover ‘spineless’ as he calls noxus ‘one track minded.’

as much as you’re stubborn, i see him being stubborn as well. determined to try and at least change your view, even if just a little bit, using your love for him against you. but no. you still believe that war is the answer for everything.

he never could understand how you sleep so soundly next to him after coming back with more bangles than skin. a serene expression on your face as you’d held him tight.

i see viktor growing insecure of himself. mostly because he always had to hobble around with a crutch, while you barged into rooms like you owned the place. the confidence you- was inspiring to say the least.

he would always look down at his wine glass whenever you were both at those god-awful parties the academy hosted. he didn’t even know why he went.

as you either hovered around him, or talked to anyone and everyone with or without an arm around him. there was no mistaking that he was rather introverted. not anti social- as one would think with the way he’d hermit himself away.

and yes. he had an alienating childhood. but he was still able to hold a conversation- the problem being able to find a conversation, as he was normally trapped in his own mind, thinking about hextech, and his other studies. small talk, while sometimes needed didn’t peek his interest that much.

you however, didn’t care what kind of conversation it was. you just needed to talk. but while yes, you were an intimidating figure, with dark silks and fur draping your greek god like body.

you still walked around talking to people. viktor noting the difference in you behavior outside, and inside the lab.

noting the coy smile that was painted on your face as you talked to a  particular snotty councilman. and how the ever so slightest shift in your leg showed how annoyed you were.

you were out there, with dignity and elegance, causing a mental whiplash when you would tease, and follow him in the privacy of his lab.

or the tenderness you would show him when he was feeling self conscious about himself- ashamed by the self multations you happened to see.

on that note… your bedroom life is a completely different story

one we leave for another time/author

i’m too chicken to write about it 🙈

SORRY THIS SUCKS BUT ILL PROBABLY EDIT IT IN THE MORNING