#and hagane here bc its fun

[prometheanglory]

sporadically filling these out huzzah

realized i forgot to post this from my twitter… but i made a crush chart for character crush dynamic related needs

feel free to use, don’t remove my credits 🫶

[italiansteebie]

The Anon Returns ✨✨ im european and idk if its a european thing to have WAY too many middle names so i imagine billy hears through max that the party has made a bet that the first person who finds out steves full name gets a prize. billys confused, bc steves name is just steven harrington right?? until one day they get a substitute teacher who calls out steve’s Aggressively Italian Full Name while struggling so much. steves pretending not to exist, everyones snickering and billy nearly chokes

Billy is standing on the porch when Max gets home from one of her nerd friend dates. He watches as she gets out of the car and slams the door shut. “Bye, Steve! Thanks for the ride!” Max calls as she waves goodbye, she turns around and shouts, “I am definitely gonna be the one that finds out your full name!” Steve sticks his hand out the window in a goodbye fashion and says, “Keep on dreaming’, Max! None of you shitheads are going to figure it out!” Then he looks at Billy, gives him a small smile and throws up a puny little wave.

“What’s goin’ on with Harrington’s name, huh Shitbird?” Billy wonders aloud to Max, who rolls her eyes at the nickname. “First of all, I told you not to call me that-” “It’s a term of endearment, Maxine.” Billy says and shoves her head away. Max sticks her tongue out at him, “Second, no one knows Steve’s middle name and The Party is having a contest to see who can figure it out first!” she explains. Billy laughs, “I bet I can figure out Harrington’s name before you loser can.” “Well then, welcome to the contest, Billy,” she replies, a smirk forming on her face.

Fortunately for Billy, he was right. He figured out Steve’s full name the very next day, when they had a substitute teacher in their history class. On the unfortunate side, Steve’s full name was not what he was expecting.

“Tommy Hagan?”

“Present.”

“William Hargrove?”

“Here.”

“Stefano... R-Reginaldo? Christian, Alessandro, H-Harrington?” The sub calls cautiously. “Damn what poor sap ended up with a name like that?” Bill wonders to himself, looking to Steve hoping to make fun of the name with him. What he sees is Steve’s whole body blush from embarrassment as he timidly raises his hand, and whispers a meek, “Here.”

The whole class erupts in whispers, who the hell is Stefano, and why did Steve Harrington, boring white boy, just respond to that name? All eyes are on Steve for the rest of class as he tries to hide behind the collar of his jacket. Billy is grateful that this is the last class of the day, he as lots of questions to ask and boasting to do towards Max and her nerd group. He catches up to Steve in the hallway, slinging an arm around his shoulder, “Hey Stefano,” he greets in a sing-song voice. Steve pushes his arm off, “Please. Billy. Don’t call me that,” sigh Steve, beginning to turn red at the sound of his real name. They walk out of the front doors and sees The Party waiting by Steve’s car.

“Steve! I have a guess for your na-”

“No! Me first! Mines right.”

“Nu uh-”

“Shut up, Mike! You didn’t even want to do the stupid contest!”

Steve holds his hand up, and the kids start to quiet down, “Sorry losers, I figured it out first. Ha Ha!” Billy brags childishly. Steve shoots him a look, “Well if you’re so confident, try and pronounce it right, William.” he sneers, no real venom behind it. Billy’s face drops for a moment, but he quickly covers it up with false confidence. “S-Stefano...?-” The kids voices sound in confusion as Billy starts slowly relaying Steve’s name, “Reginaldo, Christian, Alessandro, Harrington...” He trails off, a proud smirk blooming on his face. “Not bad for an American,” Steve rewards, “My name is actually, Stefano Reginaldo Christian Alessandro Harrington.” His Italian accent coming out in full force as he speaks his name, “The Third,” he tacks on at the end with a smile.

The look on the kids faces were priceless, “Steve, I-I, I knew you’re Italian but that's like. Full, Italian...” Dustin trails off, as eloquent as ever. Steve just laughs and nods his head, “Yup. Full Italian here baby. And hey- If I hear any of you shitheads start calling me Stefano, your asses are grass. You’re dead, you hear me?” Steve threatens.

The kids nod their heads and try not to giggle, when they hear Billy calling Steve, Stefano, just to get a rise out of him.