#and everyone is praising them bc omg hot battle couple

[eijispumpkin]

sometimes i think abt that one racist anon that accused me of not “talking like” a poc (because as we all know, all poc speak the same way, and given that my general speech patterns are that i sound like i’m writing an essay half the time but with more copious usage of the word “fuck”, it’s Certainly not racist to imply that only white ppl use academic language or big words, right?)

but like. yesterday a tweet reminded me of the existence of a certain movie and more than 24 hours later im still cracking up bc anon whoever you are, wherever you are: i promise you not a single white person has this many strong opinions about the baahubali franchise.

[saitamastamaticsoup]

Bnha boys with a poc!(black) s/o Bakugo

I am too scared to ask someone who can actually write to do this so I'll try myself

-Bakugo

👋🏿 roasts are legendary like he's in shock EVERYTIME you clap back with some wig snatching stuff

👋🏿 he loves when you are so carefree with yourself (especially dark skin) and just feeling yourself like you guys are a total power couple

👋🏿 you teach him everything about natural hair he got scared when he saw you doing a sew in for the first time "Babe what the fuck"

👋🏿"why the fuck did you cut your hair?"

"I didn't I just washed it it's called shrinkage boo"

"Bullshit you had it braided down to your shoulders yesterday"

*streatched hair with finger to show it's long* "those were braids my hair is still somewhat long"

"....."

👋🏿 he's a little overwhelmed at first because there's so much to learn but he loves the glint in your eye when you teach him "why the fuck would anyone even use a relaxer" "oof that a whole 'nother subject sweetheart"

👋🏿 you stop him before he can watch the movie good hair you give him the barbershop instead

👋🏿 if you're souther with any type of accent he'll nut on the spot like he's so shook like???wow you got him addicted to sweet tea

👋🏿 he laughs as you talk shit about America like wow all might is in for a surprise "like I might die mid battle of deku ever says Detroit smash again like they do that regularly"

👋🏿 you guys watch the shade room and funny Worldstar videos together he's so shook from all the drama like the tea is piping hot

👋🏿enamored with you completely he loves you and can appreciate the complexity of your life and won't hesitate to put anyone in their place if thy say any ignorant things about you

👋🏿 he ownes like 5 black lives matter shirts he supports all of the black business. All. Of. Them. Toothpaste silklined beanies skin products all of them it doesn't matter how long it takes for them to get delivered.

👋🏿 you teach him about his own poc status (I don't think they experience racism on such a high scale as we do in America?? Bc of the divide with Asians and Asian Americans idk don't @ me on that) he unlearns his problematic behavior immediately bc how tf is he gunna be a hero if he can't help everyone especially the one he loves

👋🏿let's be honest grape head ass is gunna say some stupid shit class 1A will roast him so hard like you're so a proud. They don't let him even breathe before they expose him bakugo and idaboy have a whole PowerPoint presentation ready

👋🏿all might is the hero we need like he's gunna set a good example for us all he roasts tf outta trash bag in the daily like it's so great like you've never seen him be so savage he's ready to destroy the American government as we know it

👋🏿 wash day is like a whole event in the dorms like bakugo (everyone honestly) will cater to you like they have a bathroom specific for that

👋🏿 "omg (name) I'm loving you box braids!" "your twist out is amazing how did you learn to do that" Compliments from the whole class

👋🏿you and bakugo have matching rags tbh red durag and bonnet

👋🏿 speaking of hair the whole class has bonnets n stuff they have silk pillowcases too

👋🏿 anything resembling a perm is burned anything that has bleach is thrown out. Lotion,creams,anything.

👋🏿they mourn Shea moisture with you but deku has a whole list of other business.

👋🏿bakugo praises you often kisses to the scalp and your skin saying how much he loves all of you

👋🏿he helps you with your clothes(if you wanna be masculine that dayI didn't forget my queer kids) he helps you with your hair styles

👋🏿 Will always hold your hand in public no questions asked especially if you're feeling insecure not anybody is going to approach you

👋🏿 master of doing a twist out or Bantu knots once you teach him he'll want to help with your hair all the time

👋🏿 bonding over spicy food and laughing at people who can't handle it he starts carrying hot sauce all the time

👋🏿 you are in charge of the sex songs playlist like some of those songs will have him a blushing mess tbh like wow the weekend has given him some ideas

👋🏿 will never let you feel inferior like n e v e r he loves to uplift you and he wants you to love yourself like he loves you

👋🏿 you are always ready to shut his ass down when In the wrong or he tries to pop off "sit yo ass down before I beat yo ass sparky"

"Deku you-"

"I wish you would continue with the sentence I dare you do it watch whats gonna happen"