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eijispumpkin · 3 years ago

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sometimes i think abt that one racist anon that accused me of not “talking like” a poc (because as we all know, all poc speak the same way, and given that my general speech patterns are that i sound like i’m writing an essay half the time but with more copious usage of the word “fuck”, it’s Certainly not racist to imply that only white ppl use academic language or big words, right?)

but like. yesterday a tweet reminded me of the existence of a certain movie and more than 24 hours later im still cracking up bc anon whoever you are, wherever you are: i promise you not a single white person has this many strong opinions about the baahubali franchise.

#rimi talks #i saw baahubali 2 in theatres and it was a mistake.#my dads friends whole family (who we went with) were SO ENTHUSED about HOW GOOD it was and i was just sitting there like :|#devasena is the only good character in that movie #like ok amarendra has rights and kattapa WOULD have rights but his writing makes no sENSE #bro cant disobey a single order even the ones he hates until somehow he just Decides he can actually??? TF #WHY DIDNT YOU DECIDE THAT WHEN SIVAGAMI SAID KILL AMARENDRA THEN #also everyone calls sivagami a wise queen but then bhallu manipulates her SO EASILY #AND BHALLU IS SO FUCKING ONE DIMENSIONAL AND ANNOYING LIKE OH MY GOD HES JUST EVIL IN THE MOST BORING WAY #also im sorry but mahendra is a little bitch #i like the concept of amarendra but prabhas only knows one facial expression so that detracts a bit #sometimes a gif of that part where amarendra and devasena are shooting arrows side by side comes up on my tumblr dash tho #and everyone is praising them bc omg hot battle couple #and every time i see this i lose my fucking mind bc nobody seems to be aware that this is the same movie where #the clip of ppl launching themselves over city walls via palm tree catapults is from #the writers did devasena so fucking dirty tho like lmfao you expect me to believe that she just sat in a cage being sad for TWENTY YEARS #YEAH FUCKING RIGHT THIS WOMAN CUTS OFF MENS HANDS FOR TRYING TO GROPE HER SHES NOT GONNA LANGUISH IN MISERY UNTIL HER SON RESCUES HER #anyway im good im cool im over it i am calm im good its fine im fine

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