#and emet grabs the bottle from her and yells THATS THE POINT. DONT DRINK MY ALCOHOL? and puts it back
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althaea the type of girl who eats toothpaste from her purse but makes a face at you if you say you like coffee
#[althaea voice] i know drinking listerine is bad for you but i take a shot of it every monday to start my week#she wishes more alcoholic beverages tasted minty so emet goes out of his way to try and make homemade minty alcohol for her#not that mint menthol liqour stuff she wants liquid colgate and emet uses his higher brain functions for 3 days#to conceptualize the most toothpaste alcoho#l ever. loghrif comes by and pours herself some and shes like oh fuck ew this tastes like toothpaste#and emet grabs the bottle from her and yells THATS THE POINT. DONT DRINK MY ALCOHOL? and puts it back#its for althaea only
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