#and eddie?

[hammity-hammer]

ok so i saw the post about cos school steve and i’m avtuallt in cos school rn and i think about hairdresser steve 24/7 who makes max and elle come over so he can go over french braids one more time, who gives mike finger waves just to be a bitch because he knows how hard they are to wash out, who invites joyce in for every model service he can because he really wants to do something for her but doesn’t want her to have to pay, who makes sure he knows exactly how to do curly hair in all different ways for dustin and eddie, who asks his ex punk teacher for advice on liberty spikes because eddie always talks about how cool they look, who starts to get really good for makeup and does everyone and their moms makeup, who bribed robin with free services for life if she promises to help him prepare for state board, who has his own salon with tons of pictures of the party and rambles to anyone who will listen about how amazing his husband is only for said husband to barge in with his lunch because he always “accidentally” forgets it when eddie is around i just can’t get enough

i literally- this is so fucking good omg !! cos!steve is roughly based on my esthetician gf(she has since been upgraded to gf status since i posted shit ab esthetician steve) and my best friends who are hair stylists!! i fucking love the idea of steve having his own salon that's covered in pictures of the party, and being one of those people who just constantly talks about his "kids" when his kids are full grown fucking adults by the time he's finished and established !!

you have given me more sparks to continue with my cos!steve and i appreciate you greatly <3333

[takenbytheempty]

I love queer movies where the protagonist realizes that his ex-girlfriend is better off with someone else, and that he actually finds his soulmate in his mutant best friend (+their love language is killing each other)

[mysterycitrus]

lbr he doesnt stand a chance against a real clownoisseur

[wolfboywarmachines]

happy pride to the marketing team tom hardy held at gunpoint to get this gay ass tagline

[bebx]

"undoing this character's death would take away his sacrifice and character arc" girl I don't give a shit. I'm bringing him back through the power of ao3 fix-it fics and there's nothing you can do to stop me x

[animentality]

[phobos-exe]

2024 the year of toxic old man yaoi

[l0velysmut]

family: “why are you just sitting in ur room smiling at ur phone?”

me who’s been reading smut about fictional characters for the past 6 hours:

[princessbutler1316]

[mxxn-archive]

completely unrelated to football but lady liberty made me do it

[colmiillo]

When y/n does something so cringe that i have to look at the invisible camera for a sec.

[onebadnoodle]

i've been rewatching ed edd n eddy and its got me thinking about what their unseen parents are like

[silverwingxox]

born to marry him, forced to read fanfics about him

[thatboisus]

reading a good ass fanfic up until it said something that just makes you want to stop reading

[flow33didontsmoke]

when y/n does something so bad/embarrassing you have to facepalm and close your eyes for a minute