#and daydream about them 69ing

[swashbucklery]

Some Batwoman stans on twitter are saying that Avalance doesn't get enough development, that they are sidelined and that their relationship is only shown for comedic purposes. Thoughts please?

So, I mean. First of all. If the Batwoman stans on twitter are bothering you, I encourage you to take steps to aggressively curate your Twitter experience so that it provides you with a relaxing and nourishing slice of fandom to enjoy. The line between “fun activity” and “app of howling nightmares” with Twitter is razor thin and requires active effort. If you are still using the official Twitter app for your phone, consider using a third-party app that gives you some extra features and control - my favourite is Twitterriffic, which allows me the delicious luxury of all my posts in chronological order like it’s still 2010.

Secondly, that’s okay. They’re allowed to say whatever they want on Twitter, and neither of us has to care. I think now that we have a large diversity of wlw ships available to us in fandom, we have to stop thinking of queer relationships as something we have to consume as like. Admission requirements to participate in femslash fandom. I think now, femslash ships are a lot more like pizza.

So, for instance. I really love Avalance! They’re providing all the things that I enjoy in my television girlkissing, and Legends of Tomorrow is exactly my kind of pizza! It’s got all my favourite toppings (pepperoni, pineapple, and mushrooms for the record) and it makes me really happy!

Batwoman and Kate/Sophie is, to me, an okay pizza. If we’re getting literal, I think it’d be pizza with maybe pepperoni - a thing that I love - but also maybe two kinds of olives and green peppers and SO MANY WEIRDLY GORY SCENES WITH SKIN FACE MASKS WHY IS THIS A CASUAL TROPE. And so, like. It’s not my favourite pizza for a few reasons, most of which aren’t related to the quality of the pepperoni itself. The reasons I don’t like this pizza have to do with the ways I feel about those other toppings, and the ways they interact with each other. My feelings are also influenced by whether or not there is other pizza around - if this is the only pizza at the shop and I’m really hungry, maybe I can overlook the green pepper and politely pick off the olives and make this pizza work! 

But also, like. Have you ever been at a party where two people start debating what the best kind of pizza is? It’s a fun discussion, but it’s ultimately unwinnable! Some people just love pineapple and pepperoni and mushrooms, and some people love BBQ chicken and olives, and each of those people are going to have a super different take on what it means to be a best pizza. 

However, with pizza and with fandom, it’s always most polite to try to enjoy what you enjoy, and not make someone else feel bad for liking things that you don’t. Let the Batwoman stans enjoy their olive pizza, and if Avalance is more your thing, enjoy that in the way that makes you feel happiest, and be glad that you live in a world where nobody can make you eat olives that you don’t want. I hope that helps, anon.

[justice4canyonmoon]

Celebrity Crush

Summary: Every time an interviewer asks (Y/n) who her celebrity crush is, Harry Styles is her inevitable answer. But it’s not like they’d ever meet right? Right?!

Notes: Hi!! She’s sentient!! I tried third person pov for this one instead of second person like I usually do, so let me know which one you like more! Musician reader x Harry is one of my recurring daydreams, so I hope you like this concept!!

Warnings: smut!! 18+ only!! cursing (if that needs a warning), oral sex (m and f receiving), 69ing, some fluff

WC: 2.6k

“Harry Styles.”

That was her answer every time (Y/n) was asked about her celebrity crush. She understood why interviewers asked the question: the more juicy gossip they could cram into their TV shows or YouTube videos, the better. But her answer was never going to change, so why bother asking? She had a crush on the man since One Direction was together, and that was six years ago. He was talented, charming, sweet, and of course, quite handsome.

Her bandmates answered the question as well, of course. Remy, the guitarist, said Natalie Portman, Clark, the drummer, selected Megan Thee Stallion, Spencer, the pianist, answered Chris Hemsworth, and Aliza, the bassist, went with Dev Patel. All solid answers, of course. But as the lead singer, people tended to elevate (Y/n)’s thoughts, opinions, and feelings just a little bit more. And of course, the next morning, there were Buzzfeed articles about how she was madly in love with Harry Styles. Whatever. There was always things like that circulating the Internet. And it’s not like they were ever going to meet.

The five of them were at the Grammys afterparty. The five bandmates were on a high: they had won their 8th, 9th, and 10th Grammys for Best Rock Performance, Best Rock Song, and Best Rock Album for the lead single off of their third studio album and for the album itself (they had won in all of the above categories for their first and second albums, as well as Best New Artist at the time of their debut). They figured that they had very well deserved some time to celebrate, which is why Remy and (Y/n) were hanging out at the bar of said afterparty. Their other three friends were somewhere on the dancefloor, and they knew better than to try and make their way through the throngs of people to find them.

“Can’t believe we did it again,” (Y/n) remarked, swishing her whiskey around the glass.

Remy finished his gulp and beer and grinned, “I can. We’re ridiculously talented, how could we not?”

(Y/n) snorted, “Way to be humble, Rems. But yeah, I guess so. We do deserve it.”

“Now look who’s being humble,” Remy retorted.

(Y/n) rolled her eyes, “Whatever.”

She took a sip of her drink, but choked on it when Remy suddenly elbowed her side!

“What the hell, man?” she sputtered, trying to recover.

“Look, it’s Harry Styles! You should totally go congratulate him!” teased Remy.

She smacked his arm, trying to act annoyed to cover up her embarrassment, “Absolutely not.”

Remy wiggled his eyebrow, “Yeah, then you can tell him how much you love him.”

“Fuck off, dude,” groaned (Y/n).

Remy pitched his voice up in a mocking imitation of his best friend, “Oh Harry, I’ve had a crush on you since I was 21! Oh Harry, you’re so hot and talented! Oh, Harry, you won your first Grammy! Let me suck your-”

“Okay, that’s enough!” she exclaimed, covering his mouth with her hand.

Remy laughed and batted your hand away, “It’s so easy to get you riled up.”

He paused and then looked at her, “He just checked you out.”

“No he didn’t. There’s plenty of other women at the bar, it could’ve been any one of them,” (Y/n) replied, brushing him off.

“I’m telling you, look at him! He’s doing it again!”

She acquiesced and glanced in the direction that Remy was nodding his head in. When she did, she locked eyes with the most brilliant green eyes she had ever seen. One of those same eyes winked at her with a flirty smirk on his face, and she could feel her face growing warm.

“Told ya,” whispered Remy in her ear.

“Oh, stop,” she groaned again, “why do you have to do this to me?”

“Because I’m your bestie,” he simply replied, “oh look, he’s coming over! Gotta go!”

(Y/n) looked up again and saw that Remy was right. Harry was indeed walking toward the two of them. Well, one of them now because Remy had suddenly left her side. Great. He knew she couldn’t flirt for shit. Despite her more “rock” appearance and generally tough personality, she melted into a puddle every time someone flirted with her. When Harry reached her side, (Y/n) bashfully smiled at him, which he returned in the form of another smirk.

“‘llo, (Y/n). It’s a pleasure t’ meet y’,” he murmured, taking her hand in his and pressing a gentle kiss to her knuckles.

She was already done for. He had already managed to make her weak at the knees with just a simple kiss. And of course, he looked perfect. The mustard yellow jacket, the plaid trousers, the simple whie top, and the boa all combined to make him look flawless. She had always loved his fashion sense; he managed to look breathtaking in almost everything.

Somehow she still managed to get out, “It’s a pleasure to meet you too, Harry.”

He relinquished his hold on her hand and she brought it back in front of her, subconsciously rubbing the area his lips had touched with her other hand.

“Congratulations on all of y’ wins tonight,” Harry told her.

“Oh, thank you!” (Y/n) replied, “same to you, you must be excited.”

“Thank y’. And yes, ‘m very pleased. Hopefully there’ll be more t’ come in the future.”

“I’m sure there will,” she gushed, “you’re very talented.”

His smirk widened, “Why, thank y’. I’d say the same to you, y’ group is one of the best in the business. Y’ write great music, and of course, y’voice is incredible.”

Oh no. Here comes the hard part. She was bad at taking complements.

“T-thank you! That’s very kind of you. I really like your music too, and you’re a great singer. I enjoyed your performance tonight a lot.”

She also rather enjoyed the leather outfit he wore during his performance of “Watermelon Sugar,” but he didn’t need to know that.

“Thanks, love. Y’ very sweet. Clearly, y’ personality is just as beautiful as you are.”

“O-oh. Thanks. I, um, think you’re very good-looking, too.”

Really? Was that the best she could do? She was the lead singer of a rock band, for goodness sake! She should at least be able to not stutter through a sentence.

“Thank y’, darling,” he said with a wink, “I’d love t’ get t’ know y’ a bit better, if you have the time.”

She agreed, of course, and the two of them spent the remainder of their time at the party flirting at the bar. Harry held his scotch in one hand and (Y/n)’s heart in the other. He was even more charming that what she had seen in interviews. He showered her in complements and his hand almost never left hers. She was absolutely smitten already, and they had only met a few short hours ago.

Eventually, her phone buzzed with a text from her trusty bassist and roommate.

Aliza: Yo, we’re about to head home. You coming?

She sighed softly, “Everyone else is heading out. I should probably go.”

Harry looked disappointed for a second, but soon after, his jade eyes sparkled with mischief, “Y’ could come home with me, if y’d like. ‘M sure we’d have a lot of fun.”

Oh. That was probably the most direct he’d been all night (and he’d been quite direct). 

“Y-you want me to go home with you?” she stuttered out.

“Yes, darlin. Only if y’ want to, though. No pressure.”

“Of course I do,” she quickly replied, getting out her phone to reply.

(Y/n): No, I have other plans.

Aliza’s response came in rapidly.

Aliza: Get it, girl! Be safe, and use a condom.

(Y/n): Whatever. I’ll be home sometime tomorrow.

(Y/n) slid her phone back into the pocket of her black and gold suit. She looked up at Harry and saw him already staring at her.

“Y’ ready? We can get out of here now, if y’d like,” he asked.

(Y/n) nodded her ascent, and Harry took her hand, helping her out of the bar seat. He let go when they got outside though, which she understood. If paparazzi outside of the party saw them holding hands, they’d have a field day. Fortunately, they were preoccupied with Ariana Grande, who had exited from the other side, so the two of them were able to slip to Harry’s car undetected.

As soon as the car got on the road, Harry’s hand reached for her thigh and gave it a gentle squeeze before rubbing the inside of it with his long fingers. His hand looked so large against her thigh, and his ringed fingers looked like they belonged wrapped around her. (Y/n) knew that she was in for it with how keyed up she was already getting. She hoped that this wouldn’t be the last time something would happen between them.

It wasn’t all that long before the pair pulled into Harry’s driveway. (Y/n) walked behind Harry as he unlocked the door to his rather large estate. As soon as the door opened, he pulled her inside and slammed the door shut, dropping his keys on the floor and crowding her against the door. His lips pressed to hers urgently, and she was silently thankful that she wasn’t the only one hopelessly turned on during the car ride. Perhaps he couldn’t help the subconscious grind of his hips against hers, or maybe he just was impatient, but either way, his hardness grinding against her clothed pussy already had her whimpering into his mouth. His hands held her hips in a bruising grip, sure to leave marks the following morning. His lips detached from hers and dropped to her neck, pressing sloppy kisses against her exposed skin. She couldn’t help the soft gasps falling from her lips as he started taking her apart.

Soon enough, Harry grew bored of this game and tugged her up the stairs and down the hallway to his bedroom. Luckily, the door was already open, so all he had to do once they were inside was kick it shut. It didn’t take long for either of them to disrobe, their designer clothing haphazardly strewn across the carpet. Harry lied on the bed and gestured for her to join him.

“Wanna taste y’, (Y/n)” he murmured huskily.

“Wanna taste you too, Harry,” she replied.

She positioned herself on top of his face so she was looking down the long expanse of his body, leaning forward to press kisses to his abdomen. He groaned quietly in response and gripped (Y/n)’s hips tightly, fully seating her pussy on his mouth. He teasingly licked at her, giving her just enough that she was stimulated, but not enough to sate her desire. She moaned softly and ground her hips against his lips. Slowly, she leaned forward just a bit more and closed her lips around his cock, sucking lightly at the tip.

“Fuck,” Harry cursed against her center, the vibrations shooting right through her.

(Y/n) mewled at the contact and began taking him into her mouth, bit by bit, not wanting to overwhelm herself. Broken moans of pleasure fell from his lips as he worked her, flicking his tongue over her clit before running it through her slit. She was glistening, the small undulations of her hips already starting to get his face a bit messy with her wetness.

The two new lovers moved completely in tandem, almost like they had done this for their entire lives. Every lick of her dripping cunt was counterbalanced by taking more of his cock. Every rub of her clit was accompanied by a squeeze to his balls. They were both already on the same page, knowing what the other wanted even before they did.

(Y/n) knew she wouldn’t last much longer. The pleasure was almost overwhelming in the best way possible.

She pulled off of his cock briefly to whimper, “So close, Harry. So fucking close,” before taking his whole length back in her mouth.

The feeling of his cock touching the back of her throat made him cry out in desperation, sending even more of those good vibrations through her body. She moaned and ground her hips on his face again, spreading her wetness across his chin.

“‘M close too, love,” Harry gasped out against her core, “come with me.”

One of his slender fingers entered her pussy, rubbing against her tight walls, while his tongue traced patterns on her clit. A muffled sob of “Fuck” fell from her lips as she reached down to squeeze his balls again, toying with them like he was toying with her clit. His own whine of pleasure fell from his lips, and he added a second finger, wanting to take (Y/n) to her climax.

The second finger was all it took for (Y/n) to snap. The pleasure that was coiled in her belly finally came loose, and her climax coated Harry’s face as she cried out against his cock. That was all Harry needed, and his cock spurted into her mouth as he reached his high. She drank up the salty liquid, and he thoroughly ate (Y/n)’s cunt, not wanting to miss a single drop. She released her hold on his dick and climbed down from her position over his face. Harry gently pulled her down so her head was on his chest, and he wrapped his arms around her waist. She wound her arms around him as well, and they laid there for a while, just basking in each other’s company.

Eventually, though, Harry broke the silence, remarking, “Well, I was right. That was a lot of fun.”

(Y/n) nodded and started tracing small patterns into the muscles of his back, “I think it was, too.”

“Yeah? That’s good. Wanna do it again sometime?” he asked.

She grinned against him, “Sure, but you have to buy me dinner first.”

He laughed softly, “Of course, darling. As long as I can have dessert.”

“You’re awful!” she exclaimed, but the chuckle that fell from her lips betrayed her fake annoyance.

“Yet y’ still in my bed,” he pointed out.

(Y/n) rolled her eyes, “Whatever, Styles.”

He smiled down at you, and she couldn’t help but smile back up at him. He looked angelic, the smile on his face now more bashful than cheeky, his dimples now prominent. His eyes sparkled, lighting up the darkness of the room, and his usually perfectly tamed curls were messy, springing out from his head in nearly every direction. It was endearing in a way she couldn’t explain.

“We’ve certainly both had an exciting day. Think it’s about time we go to sleep,” Harry said.

(Y/n) nodded, a small yawn falling from her lips, “Yeah, probably.”

She snuggled further into his chest, and his grip around her waist tightened slightly.

He leaned down slightly and pressed a sweet kiss to her forehead, “G’night.”

She gave him a gentle kiss on the chest in return, “Goodnight.”

If this was just the first time they were together, she couldn’t imagine what it would be like if they took things further. She certainly hoped they did; the entire time at the bar, he was flirty, yet respectful. He made sure she was comfortable, and he cared just as much about her pleasure as he did his own (not everyone she had been with in the past fit that criteria). She had never quite felt a connection like this. And she had really thought it was just a little celebrity crush.

[inagetawaycarxo]

NSFW ALPHABET w/ Roderick Strong

❛❛ Hi I saw you did the nsfw alphabet for Adam Cole. Would you mind doing them for Kyle, Bobby, and Roddy?❜❜- Anon

WARNINGS: SMUT, SEX, 18+, NSFW, SEXUAL CONTENT.

A/N: Got a Roderick Strong, UE or WWE request? Send it in. Requests are open. It’s smut month!

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Roddy likes to cuddle after sex. Resting your head on his chest. While snuggling into his side. Tracing his abs.

Roddy mindlessly tracing circles on your back and arm.

Kissing the top of your head repeatedly. Playing with your hair and twirling it.

Praising you/ talking about anything. Sometimes, well, a lot of the time he likes to brag about pleasuring you.

He will then carry you or help you up to the bathroom.

Where Roddy and you will wash off. Which leads to shower sex.

Roddy likes to make sure you are hydrated after sex. So, he will get you and himself something to drink. Also, a snack as well.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Roddy likes all of his body. Thighs and abs more though.

Roddy loves all of your body. He cherishes all of your body.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Roddy will cum on your stomach, ass, back, face, in your mouth, on your boobs, and inside of you.

He likes to watch his cum drip out of your pussy.

Also loves it when you are kneeling in front of him. Staring up at him. Mouth open for him to cum in your mouth. Pushing your boobs together.

Coming on your vagina.

He gets even hornier when you use your finger to take some of his cum off your boobs and suck/lick it off your fingers.

Roddy loves to swallow your cum and lick it and suck it off his fingers.

He will kiss you after he eats you out. Making you taste yourself.

You will also kiss him after he comes in your mouth. Making him taste himself.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Roddy always imagines you are naked. Like all the time. He can’t help but fantasies about it. His mind wandering off to dirty thoughts.

Roddy often daydreams about having a threesome with you and one of the era guys, or like all of them. But then he gets jealous thinking about it.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Roddy is experienced. He knows what he is doing, he knows how to pleasure you.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

He has a lot of them.

69ing. Mainly because both of you get to give each other oral at the same time.

Missionary, reverse missionary, he is on the bottom and you are on the top. He loves it when you take control.

The classic missionary. Him on top and you laying down.

Your legs over his shoulders. Or one of your legs over his shoulder.

Your legs hooked around his neck.

Holding onto your ankles and bending your legs. Especially to your chest. Or just keeping them up straight together or spread apart.

Side missionary, he is on his side, while you are laying down on your back. Legs intertwined or your heel resting on his ass.

The V, it is a missionary position. Roddy sits back on his heels. While you stretch your legs up and rest your heels on his shoulders. Roddy then leans forward, resting his weight on his hands. Your legs getting pushed back towards your head as he enters you.

Face to face positions.

Lotus, straddling his waist and thrusting down on his cock. While he thrusts up. Your arms wrapped around him. His arms wrapped around you. He finds this position hot. He will also, kiss you passionately or feverishly.

Seesaw, Roddy and you are facing each other. He is sitting down. His arms are by his sides supporting him. Your hands are by your side supporting yourself. While you thrust down, and he thrusts up. Heads tilted back. His legs are straight. While yours are by his sides. Sometimes wrapping them around his waist. This position often changes to the lotus position.

Lowered doggy style, you are either resting on your elbows or your face down into the sheets. Head rested on either one of your cheeks.

Doggy blowjob, you are on your hands and knees, and bent in the doggy style position, while giving Roddy a blowjob.

Face-down doggy style, you are flat on your belly. Roddy is lying down on his back or propped up on his hands or elbow. Thrusting into you from behind.

Doggy style, he likes this position because he gets to see your ass and grab it. Also, slap it. He will have his hands on your hips or one of his hands on your hips while the other one will grab your hair. Pulling it back or pushing your head further into the sheets. You also thrust into him. Matching his thrusts.

Another one is where you lie on your belly with your legs straight behind you. Your hips raised. While Roddy thrusts into you from behind.

Roddy is sitting on the edge of the bed or couch or chair. While you lower yourself down onto his cock. Facing away from him and thrusting down. Roddy will grab your boobs and stimulate your clit with his finger.

Roddy is standing behind you, while you are bent at the waist. He then enters from behind you.

You are on all fours on the floor. Roddy picks you up by your hips, to enter you. Wrapping your legs around him for stability as he thrusts into you.

You get on your hands and knees, hips raised. Resting your head and arms on the bed. As Roddy holds your hips as he thrusts into you from behind.

Your hip and forearm are rested on the edge of the bed or bench. Thighs pressed together. As Roddy either stands/straddles you. Entering from behind you.

Spooning, he is behind you. Cuddling in the big spoon position. Slightly bringing your knees up, as he enters from behind you. Holding your hand and grabbing your boob.

Reverse cowgirl, Roddy is laying on his back, while you straddle him. Facing his feet. While you ride him. He loves to grab and smack your ass. Also, gets a great view of your ass.

Riding him, he loves it when you ride him. He likes to grab your boobs and squeeze them. Also, bring them close to his mouth. Sucking on them, while you bounce/thrust.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Roddy is more serious during sex. Sometimes he is a little bit humorous.

H = Hair (How well-groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Roddy keeps it well-groomed down there. Just enough so his hair doesn’t stick out of his trunks. His hair down there matches his hair that is on top of his head.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Despite being rough and cocky, he is still romantic during sex.

He likes to hold your hand.

Telling you sweet nothings.

Talking to you.

Praise you and himself.

Caressing every inch of your body.

Brushing your hair out of your face. Tucking it behind your ear.

Kissing you on the lips, cheeks, neck, nape, back, shoulders, hands, arms, and thighs.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Roddy often masturbates when you are away.

He often looks at explicit pics of you. One hand on his shaft. Jerking himself off as he looks at the pic of you on his phone. Thinking sexual thoughts of you. Plus, the last sexual he had with you. Head tilted back.

Sometimes he has phone sex with you or sexts you. He either is laying down or sitting up on the bed when he masturbates.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Dirty talk. Orgasm control. Orgasm denial. Light choking. Biting. Spanking. Hair pulling. Lap dance. Roleplay. Rough sex. Striptease. Titty fucking. Finger sucking. Food play. Dominance. Bondage. Lingerie. Praise kink.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Bedroom, bed, at work, locker room, shower, pool, hotel room, against the wall, against the door, on the floor, in the kitchen, couch and the laundry room.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Touching his abs/muscles.

When you tease him.

When you suck on his fingers.

When you wear revealing clothes {Especially lingerie}

When you bite your lip.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)

Anything that makes you uncomfortable or hurts you.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Like any guy, Roddy loves receiving oral. He loves it when your mouth is wrapped around his cock. Cheeks hollowed as you bob your head up and down. Playing/massaging his balls.

He loves it when you tease him. Swirling your tongue around the tip of his cock. Licking his shaft all the way up to the tip.

Roddy’s hands grabbing your hair and pulling it. Sometimes holding your head in place and deep throating you.

Roddy loves it when you look up at him.

Roddy loves giving you oral. He loves eating you out. Loves tasting you. When you moan and gasp it is like heaven to him. Also builds his ego up even more.

He swirls his tongue around your clit. As well as stimulating your clit by using his fingers, while eating you out.

He sucks and licks.

Long licks and circling your clit, zig-zag licks, kitten licks, weaving his tongue between your folds, sucking and gilding while still sucking.

Sometimes, he fingers you while sucking on your clit with his mouth.

Roddy likes to eat you out either if you are lying down or sitting up.

Your fingers in his hair tugging on it.

Roddy will have his hands on your hips pinning you down or his hands grabbing your boobs.

But the position he likes to eat you out in is you sitting on his face. Grinding your core onto his mouth. Looking up at you with lust-filled eyes. Hands on your boobs. He can’t help but get a boner. Also, that position transfers into 69ing.

Doggy blowjob is Roddy’s favourite position to get a blowjob in. Like doggy style, you are on your hands and knees, and bent in the doggy style position, while he is in front of you.

Roddy will also be laying on his back or sitting up. As well as propped up when you give him a blowjob.

Roddy likes to face fuck you too. He is either straddling your face and thrusting into your mouth. Your hands holding his sides. When it gets a bit too much. You curl your hand around his shaft. While he continues to thrust into your mouth.

He also face fucks you when you are kneeling in front of him.

You also use your boobs as well. His cock in between your boobs which are pushed together. Moving them up and down his shaft.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He can be slow and sensual in some moments, only when he is making love to you, or when either he or you are insecure.

Other than that, he is rough and fast. Extra rough when he is angry or jealous.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Roddy loves them. It is still sex. Roddy and you have quickies at work, and so on.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Roddy doesn’t mind taking risks and experimenting. As long as you are down for it. Heck, he loves it when you ask him to experiment and take risks.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He can last for an hour and five to six rounds. Course, he takes breaks along the way.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He doesn’t own any. But he knows you do. He loves to use them on you. Teasing you with them.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Roddy is the king of teasing.

He will tease you with sex toys.

He loves orgasm denial. Just as you are close to your orgasm or feel any pleasure he pulls away.

Teasing your entrance with the head of his cock.

Grinding his crotch against your clothed core when both of you are making out.

Grinding his crotch against your ass.

Sliding his shaft up your slick folds.

Teasing you in public. Getting you all hot and bothered.

Slapping your ass.

Rubbing your clothed vagina.

Though you tease him back.

Grinding your ass against his crotch.

Teasing him in public.

Whispering dirty things in his ear. Then nibbling/tugging on the shell of his ear. {Roddy likes to do the same thing to you.}

Swirling your tongue around his tip.

Grabbing his crotch and groping it.

Dry humping him.

Strip-teasing and giving him a lap dance.

Dressing up in lingerie. Sending him lingerie selfies.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He doesn’t hold back. He is loud. Moaning your name, moaning in general, grunts are loud, so are his pants and groans.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Your back pressed harder against the wall every time Roddy thrusted into you. Your arms wrapped around his nape. One of his hands was on holding your ass while the other one was grasping your hair. His mouth going straight to your neck, biting softly, then leaving feather light kisses along your neck. A moan escaping your mouth. Your whole-body pulsing with pleasure. Toes curling.

Roddy continues to thrust into you at a fast pace. Moaning against your neck.

You whimper as tension coils within your belly, your body teetering on the edge of release.

Roderick was getting closer to his climax. You let out a cry, as fierce waves of pleasure crash over you, your whole-body trembling with the force of your orgasm. Your release triggered Roddy’s climax, making him let out a throaty groan, giving one last final thrust before he spilled his seed inside of you. His seed mixing with your juices.

Roddy pressed feather light kisses on your neck. As the both of you breathed heavily. Trying to recover….

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Not too small, and not too big. He is also thick.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Pretty high sex drive.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He likes to wait till you go to sleep. He will then kiss your forehead, your lips and the top of your head, telling you good night and that he loves you, then he will fall asleep. Pulling you closer to him. Hugging you even tighter.

[tempestuous-cosplay]

just cuz

Ask me these probing NSFW questions ‘cuz I’m bored

SEXYTIMES EXPERIENCES

1. How many people have you had sex with?

13? somewhere around there.

2. Can you remember the names of everyone you’ve slept with?

if I try hard enough, yeah, but off the cuff, no

3. With whom did you first do the sexytimes? Was it good?

My first Bf, and hahahaha no. Not at all.

4. What’s the best sex you’ve ever had?

a close friend and i took MDMA and fucked for, like, 4 hours and it was lovely.

5. What’s the worst sex you’ve ever had?

this guy i banged in collage who was just bony, small, boring, and ignored me after.

6. Where’s the most unusual place you’ve had sex?

In a tent? Or the time in a church.

7. Where’s the most unusual place you’ve masturbated?

I don't have any fun or interesting stories about that.

8. Have you ever been caught doing the sexytimes?

NOPE

9. If you masturbate, when did you start, and how?

around middle school or early highschool but it was very rare bc i didn't get much from it. But the first time I actually orgasmed was when I hit 22 and got on T. then jacking it became a regular thing.

10. Have you ever been caught masturbating?

My dad walked in right before I was about to get started. that was the worst.

QUEER SHIT

11. How would you describe your sexuality using only adjectives (describing words–busy, fluffy, squishy, etc.)?

weird and complicated but friendly

12. Have you ever been in a queer relationship?

a solid 95% of my relationships have been queer. Only 1 wasn't.

13. Have you ever been in a straight relationship?

Just one. Gross

14. How and when did you realise you weren’t straight?

the moment i knew it was something that was possible. so very early.

15. Are you out to everyone you know?

p much

16. Where do you meet queer folks to date? Do you find it difficult?

I don't really date. But I made my friends through cosplay and then by meeting their friends and it just keeps going.

17. If your parents know about your sexuality, how did they react?

They always knew. I never really "Came out". I have p chill parents

18. Does your best friend know about your sexuality? How did they react?

Duh. I've slept with a number of them.

19. Describe your first queer kiss.

Much better than my first straight kiss.

20. What’s the queerest shit you’ve ever done?

My queer platonic partner :3

LET’S GET PHYSICAL

21. Are you happy with your body?

happier than i was and on my way to making it exactly how I want. Tho i do wish I was taller.

22. What’s the raddest part of your bod, and why?

my eyes are very pretty

23. What do you do with your body hair (pubes, underarms, legs, etc.)?

I don't do jack shit. Im lazy

24. Do you have stretch marks? Where?

Some where my tits used to be, inner thighs, and my love handles.

25. Describe your nipples in too much detail.

theyre kinda lopsided bc of how they were reattached during top surgery. the right one is super sensitive to touch and its kinda painful bc NERVE DAMAGE and the left one is totally numb

26. (Vagina-owners) Do you have an “innie” (small, tucked-in inner labia), or an “outie” (more visible/larger inner labia)?

supper innie. I, like, don't have an inner labia at all. Its WEIRD

27. (Vagina-owners) Is it very obvious when you’re turned on (swelling, wetness etc.)?

Yeah bc my clit is HUGE now thanks to T. It gets HARD

28. (Penis-owners) Describe the size and shape of your penis. Are you happy with it?

its, like, an inch an a half long and really small :3. I like it

29. (Penis-owners) Have you tasted your own cum? Did you like it?

Yeah, its kinda tart

30. (Breast-owners) How does the size of your breasts compare? Is one bigger than the other?

Back when I had them, the left one was a lil bigger than the right one, but i had huge badonkers. Just MASSIVE. They were nearly perfect, but they were on me, so it was horrible.

SEXUAL FANTASY LAND

31. Describe your most unusual/taboo fantasy.

consensual non-consent in fiction. I don;t think i could do it IRL.

32. Do you fantasise more about real situations, or imaginary/impossible ones?

It fluxuates, but mostly its very fantasy.

33. Who’s the oddest person you’ve fantasised about?

The Devil from The Arcana

34. Do you ever find yourself fantasising absent-mindedly, or is it something you do on purpose?

it fluxtuates, but horny daydreams are common

35. Do you always fantasise while you masturbate?

sometimes, yeah

36. When you fantasise, does it usually lead to masturbation?

it actually doesn't more than it does.

37. Have you ever had sex with someone while fantasising about someone else?

nah

38. Do you have any celebrity crushes that you fantasise about?

Hozier has had more than one sex dream in my head.

39. Have you ever fantasised about something by accident, and felt weird about it after?

oh sure. thats p normal.

40. Describe your most sexy fantasy.

hah, no. THats too much to type.

KINKTOWN USA

41. How do you feel about BDSM?

im fine with it

42. What’s your most unusual kink?

probably being a living sex doll

43. In an SM context, do you prefer giving pain, or receiving it?

Im not the biggest fan of either but I would rather receiving bc im too scared of accidentally really hurting someone

44. Do you consider yourself to be dominant, submissive, both, or neither?

Im a sub leaning switch.

45. Describe your most recent bondage experience.

got tied up in cosplay for a photoshoot.

46. In a BDSM context, have you ever referred to anyone as “daddy,” “mommy,” or any similar term?

nope but i've been called daddy

47. Do you have a kink for any bodily fluids (pee, saliva, blood, tears, cum, etc.)?

cum, blood, and spit to a small degree.

48. Have you ever revealed a kink to someone and had them react negatively?

not yet tbh.

49. Do you have any kinks that you’re ashamed of?

nah, not really

50. How much money have you spent on equipment for your kinks (toys, whips, chains, etc.)?

OOF!!! A good several hundred dollars. Like...... its a fairly high number.

COME FOR THE QUESTIONS, STAY FOR THE SUBHEADINGS

51. (Vagina-owners) Do you ever squirt when you come?

I have a few times!!

52. Have you ever come solely from penetration (anal or vaginal)?

no, that I haven't managed.

53. Can you have an orgasm without your genitals being touched?

HAH I WISH but no

54. Describe how you like your genitals to be touched.

Nice slow strokes on my clit like a dick with some gentle rubbing on the lips.

55. How sensitive are your nipples? Does nipple play turn you on?

One is numb and one is very painful. So no.

56. Do you find it easier to orgasm with another person, or through masturbation?

Jacking it. I almost never cum with a partner. Sex is more for bonding than personal pleasure tbh.

57. Have you ever had an orgasm that you weren’t expecting?

A few times, yeah!!

58. Do you get off easier from rough contact, or gentle?

rough ish??

59. What’s the best orgasm you’ve ever had?

the few times ive squirted.

60. Did it take you a while to have your first orgasm, or were you an early starter?

took until i was 22

ORAL FIXATION

61. Do you enjoy giving oral sex? Why?

YES!! Its a good mouth feel.

62. What’s your favourite position in which to receive oral?

not sure yet.

63. Describe your oral sex technique.

suck and wiggle. suck and wiggle

64. Do you find it easier to give oral to someone with the same genital configuration as you (eg., you both own vaginas/both own penises), or different?

theyre about the same amount of effort for me.

65. Describe the worst oral sex you’ve ever received.

too much teeth.

66. Describe the best oral sex you’ve ever received.

I was..... on some drug or another, can't remember what, and bro, i mELTED

67. Do you ever simulate oral sex while masturbating (sucking on dildos etc.)?

rarely but sometimes

68. How sensitive is your mouth? Is it an erogenous zone, for you?

not much? but its fine

69. Do you like 69ing?

never tried, not super interested

70. Can you deep-throat?

anything smaller than 6" yeah.

EVERYTHING BUTT

71. Do you like it in the butt?

yeah but it takes a lot for me to be willing to do it.

72. What’s the strangest object you’ve had in your butt?

a phallic shaped kite handle (I was young and stupid)

73. Do you enjoy being rimmed?

sure

74. Can you take a lot in your butt, or just a little?

just a lil

75. Describe your most recent experience with buttsex.

I was, again, on drugs a little under a year ago and let my best friend pop that particular cherry.

76. Do you like doing stuff to other people’s butts?

im indifferent leaning on rather not.

77. (Prostate-owners) Have you ever received a prostate massage?

nope

78. Do you own any buttplugs?

nope

79. Have you ever had an embarrassing buttsex experience?

not yet, hopefully never

80. Have you ever pegged someone (ie., worn a strapon and fucked them in the butt)?

not yet

SHARING IS CARING

All questions assume you’ve done group sex of some kind

81. Describe your most recent group sex experience.

got one coming up in about a week? but an orgy at a furry convention.

82. Have you ever had sex with more than two people at once (eg., foursome, moresome)?

sure have

83. Have you ever had an orgy? Would you?

yup, and YUP!!!

84. Do you enjoy watching your partner(s) having sex with others?

ehehehe yeh

85. Do you prefer to arrange group sex beforehand, or allow it to happen organically?

both are fine!

86. Have you ever felt left out during group sex?

nah, im too sexy for that

87. Have you ever done a gangbang (ie., lots of people have sex with one person, but not each other)?

not yet but i WANNA

88. Have you ever teamed up with someone and given a double blowjob/double cunnilingus?

not yet :O,,,, WAIT!!! YEAH I HAVE!!!!

89. Have you ever been penetrated by more than one person at the same time?

not yet but god I wanna

90. Have you ever been ejaculated on by more than one person at the same time?

not yet

**BONUS DARES**

100. Send me $500.

[cuddleslutloki]

2018 fics, a year in review

i’m a madman, but even my crazy ass probably won’t finish and post another fic in the last 6 hours of 2018, so here are all the fics i posted on ao3 this year, plus some thoughts on each!

Hemlock Honey and Silver

this was my last ever supernatural fandom fic. literally the end of an era for me since i was in the spn fandom for so damn long and wrote so much fic, about two-thirds of which has been orphaned on the archive at this point because i didn’t like the stories anymore lol. 

i do like that one, though, and i’m actually alright with it being my last ever spn/destiel fic

Fire In Your Veins

this was my first time posting thorki fic! i was so, so nervous about it, but everyone in this fandom is so chill and lovely. i still like this one, and i don’t think i write enough 69ing lmao. also this fic was obvs the start of something bigger bc. i mean. i’ve written so much damn fic now lol since i only started posting in june. i was worried that i wasn’t going to be writing anymore, or that i’d never be posting on ao3 again because it had been literally 2 full years between hemlock honey and silver and the fic that preceded it. then i fell into thorki and i started writing fic and it’s just been such a huge, huge thing. bc i’m also writing original stuff again for the first time in forever.

Underdressed and All Out of Time

a direct sequel to fire in your veins, i really like it. i felt like i was able to characterize loki fairly well in this one bc i was very insecure about the way i wrote loki when i started out

A Thousand Teeth, Yours Among Them

who doesn’t love a fic title from a hozier song? i remember writing this fic and wondering if it was any good and if my characterization was okay and still being nervous and insecure in my writing, but it’s been very well received so i kinda got my inner critic to stfu which is nice lol. i also really enjoyed doing this vignette style story

To Always Face the Sun

what if :) loki was happy :) and thor had his brother back :) lol i really liked writing this and having loki being such a little shit tbh. can we tell that i like a happy ending in fic?

Blue On Gold

so i wrote an arranged marriage fic where they never actually get married and it’s still 15.8k lmfao. also the return of the vignette style, which was fun bc i got to do short, impactful scenes and build the narrative with them. i remember sitting at my desk at work, on my phone, writing this fic, then coming home and editing on a damn tablet bc my laptop bricked earlier this year

the warmth of your doorway

i meant to capitalize the title but at this point i’ve decided to leave it lol. i really loved writing this bc i felt very confident in the way i was building the scenes and the detail i was able to incorporate. i feel like this is where i really kinda go my voice back and i start to come into my own, if that makes sense? one of my fave fics i’ve ever written tbh. there’s a longer ‘verse for this, but after i finished this fic i got too distracted by new projects to try and continue it lol

Tell Me

this was my first trans!loki fic and he’s a trans man, and god i love it. i’ve got another ftm loki story as a WIP in my gdocs bc this story showed me how much i fucking love writing trans characters, and i really enjoyed the dynamic i put into this fic. there’s a sequel planned lol it’s gonna be dirty

Interwoven

i still haven’t managed to ever find the post that inspired this damn fic and if you wonder whether that drives me up the wall the answer is yes (: and fun fact! i intentionally never describe loki’s genitals in this fic, bc i was picturing him as a trans guy since i’d just written tell me and now i have a massive obsession with writing trans romance and erotica

Tie Breaker

in this house we love and appreciate bottom thor!!! also i loved writing the sparring at the beginning. it makes me wanna write more fics w/ brutal fight scenes lol. thor’s slutty drunk cape outfit is iconic and i’m gonna read that comic just for that outfit honestly

Pretense of Subjugation

i became drunkenly obsessed with loki manspreading on the throne of asgard and this was the result. this was the first thorki fic of mine that i’d had beta’d and it was vastly, vastly improved by it. the tips @ktspree13 gave me when she helped with this fic have affected literally every single fic i’ve written since

Double and More

so this is not the first thorki fic i ever posted, of course, however it is the first i ever started writing. i got to the point where loki’s in thor’s lap and then i kinda blanked out and let the fic sit for like... 2 or 3 months? then i opened it back up and i was like “oh i like this i should finish this” which is why i don’t delete anything anymore bc there’s always a chance i’ll come back to it

Ringback Tone

y’all owe @thotki for the wondrous idea they presented in discord that ended up creating this fic. i think i wrote this fic in like 3 days bc of how much fun i was having with it. the dirty talk was my favorite thing to write in this and i remember distinctly having this [:< moment when i was daydreaming about it

Seldom All They Seem

there was an impromptu bottom thor day back on 20 oct and this fic was my contribution. we can never have enough time travel, can we? i remember i think i took like a four day weekend from work and part of my motivation was literally wanting to finish this fic in time to post it lmfao

Fluffy Thorki Sunday Ficlets

i started doing fluffy thorki sunday back when i was on bourbonbucky and i continued it here, and i’m proud that i’ve written at least 1 piece for fluffy thorki sunday every sunday since i started. i love doing fluff and smut, and honestly even when my mood has been shit, i’ve always felt motivated to try and improve it at least enough to write some nice fluff. i put all of these on ao3 once i moved blogs

Let Love Disrupt

this is another fic we owe to discord lmao. i remember posting this when i was either very drunk or very tired and having to keep going onto ao3 on my damn phone browser to correct minor shit, and some not so minor shit like a typo in the title bc at first it said “distrupt” and that’s why i only post when i’m awake and sober now lmfao

Without Fear

i love werewolves (: a whole bunch (: and this fic is something dirty and wonderful that i’m proud of and THERE’S ART bc @nekokat42 is a blessing and takes commissions. kot i love u :3

On the Other Side Like Always

i have a lot of feelings about this fic. there’s an entire future in this ‘verse that i would so love to write, but i’m stuck on where to go with it. as it stands i am satisfied with this as a story of thor and loki coming together, and a story about how loki does something out of desperation but is finally given something genuine and comforting in his life like he’s always deserved. THERE’S ART from the wondrous @boltplumart / @mrhiddles bc allie is perfect :]

Runaway

when i tell y’all i’m a trash gremlin king. i do have a thing for writing underage characters with adults (probs due to messy personal history lmfao ain’t gonna look at that too closely) and so writing this one was a fun little bit of self indulgence. also it’s dirty and really plays into codependency, which i always like writing bc it’s a fun thing to explore in fiction

Sunset Rhapsody

this fic. was supposed to be. two thousand words. at most. then thor smiled at me, as the writer, and was like “i want to own him” and we ended up with 11k of thor’s obsessive bs and loki being brutal. joking aside, i love this fic, i love what i did with it, i have an original story i wanna write for my size kink anthology that will follow a similar thread to this one. also that torture scene. i don’t recall if i ever properly wrote torture before, but this did kinda make me squirm a bit when i was writing it and if you’ve read it you know precisely which scene i’m talking about lmfao

Right to Guard

this fic was honestly very emotionally satisfying for me in a pretty visceral way. writing thor just surrendering to love and spoiling the fuck out of loki was pretty damn cathartic. 

A Bite of Lamb

me making sure i never lose my title as a trash gremlin king. honestly writing thor’s POV in this fic was like >.> at myself a couple times bc it felt distinctly dark in a way i’d never written another character. a very, very unhealthy kind of obsession and this twisted logic where he’s trying to make it all okay. i really fucking love this damn fic tho and i’m happy with how it came out. 

Seamless

i was so, so frustrated and pissed off at work that i needed to let that shit out, so that was channeled into this very guilt-ridden turned tender fic, and i really enjoyed writing it. loved writing thor taking care of his baby sister. also! KOT IS FUCKING AMAZING and drew this bc they’re such a good fucking person ;A; like they sent me a message and just said “really liked this scene” and i was D Y I N G and i still am. thank you again, kot!

The Way A Rose Blooms

this was written for the thorki secret santa exchange! i drew @chickcheney and honestly the list of prompts was so, so good. bottom thor, arranged marriage, semi-public sex and trying not to be caught, body worship. i was like “damn did i draw myself wtf” bc that is all up my alley. 

Sugar Cookie

i honestly could not think of a better fic to finish off 2018 for me than sugar cookie. porn and emotions that’s all this is, but it features loki as a trans woman being loved and appreciated as she is with nothing extra expected of her and it was so satisfying to write. it makes me want to write original romance with trans women, which i’ll definitely do bc i loved writing this hungry and tender story and i’m very happy with how i ended it. 

so that was 2018 for me! 

[cowboyguts-moved]

can you share some of your thot thoughts with your followers?? we are curious

my thot thoughts are all mickey or finnegray or noel (theres a difference between him and mickey believe me). like my sex daydreams are all about them. i’ll tell you some daily ones i have

i think about mickey climbing on ian when it’s pitch black in the boys room and everyone is asleep and mickey puts a hand over ian’s mouth and drapes a blanket over them and he rides ian all slow and hot with their clothes still pretty much on, which i figure is season 4 and 5 canon anyway.

and then like on the other side of the spectrum mickey is this hot stripper incubus demon goth boy with fangs and he wears something skimpy and sexy with fishnets and he seduces ian and they fuck hard and sweaty and passionate (and eats his soul?? its optional)

i think a lot about mickey giving a good old fashion blow job because its like. top two favorite sex related mental images. sometimes i gotta look a bj videos for reference and just imagine it to be mickey and i can picture it pretty well,, and im like Ya this is good shit! there’s this one fic where mickey is giving ian road head and ian’s talking dirty like saying some shit about he’s a cockslut and all that and he comes all over his face so i think about that

mickey sitting on ian’s face is a common thought. there’s this sex scene in the most recent chapter of promised land that i think about a lot cause it’s super Hot and Different from most sex scenes ive read and really in character. i think about mickey humping pillows in broad daylight. this fic where ian comes all over mickey on three different occasions and this fic when he comes on him on one occasion. i think a lot abt hockey/baseball mickey blowing dudes on his team. sometimes he’s in a jock. sometimes i think about college mickey in glasses and a beanie and like he’s fkncg busy with homework okay but then he sorta ends up 69ing with ian in a dorm room but dont think he doesnt try to suck dick and write at the same time. and then that one fic where mickey can twerk 

i think a lot about a lot of versions of noel ages 20 to now doing various things like topping no one in particular cause i dont imagine who it is. and then pretty much all the mickey things i mentioned. weirdly enough and don’t quote me but i think about him doing Straight things with a woman and it’s kinda hot too... but in my minds eye im focussing on him you know okay OKAY!!!

i think about finn and gray fucking during friend camping trips at night in the tents while everyone is around the campfire outside cause theyre horny whores! uh i also think about hockey finnegray banging it out after practice. lots of finn riding gray visions. gray ripping finns jeans open so just his ass is out (finn allows it if the jeans were under 10 bucks) and fucking him. them banging it out while finn is still in an apron covered in frosting. that fucking machine thing we talked about awhile ago??? it pops up from time to time