#and davey is moronsexual

[loiteringandlurking]

jack who thinks he's suave but his idea of flirting is shadow boxing and bantering

[wamiandayne]

newsies, but only the important ones, summed up in terms of "local [noun] [does thing]"

jack kelly: local dumbass ruins society as we know it, but still gets a date with the hot girl

davey jacobs: local genius discovers hes moronsexual

les jacobs: local child has a date

race higgins: local gambler bets his most prized possesion in a game of poker, looses

spot conlon: neighboring badass is tired of our shit, planning an attack

[pleasurebeach]

davey: i identify as a moronsexual. i am only attracted to stupid people

jack: what kind of animal is the pink panther

davey, shirt already over his head: jack you’re so fucking stupid