#and csaps not falling for ANY of it.

[marblebagcollective]

thinking abt the c!sapnap prison visit (dteam fans this isnt for u.)

[detectiveaku]

dsmp characters as valo mains

my credentials are im iron 3 and watch a shit ton of foolish and etoiles valo streams :) based on fighting styles mostly cause i. love thinking about their fighting styles

ctommy - gekko creatures! so many creatures! also i feel like he would want the spike every round and be the first to peak every corner.

ctubbo - cypher very sneaky. teammates just give him half of the map to hold by himself. always by himself despite not having any offensive util. still carries every game best agent i love you!!!

cranboo - phoenix self-sufficient kit, also able to provide cover for teammates. still manages to bottom frag every game.

cwilbur - killjoy ho16 is some shit only a killjoy main would pull. setting up some cringe lineups and playing offsite so you don't actually have to shoot your gun. also the ult is clearing an area of the map without killing anyone which is basically plan bomb.

cquackity - brimstone sorry cq but im giving you brim cause ive never known a brim main that was good at the game. completely dogshit always all they do is sit in corners with a shotgun. just play support and whiff your ult like you're supposed to.

cdream - chamber controversial but like. its an agent dependent on accuracy and playing cringe and being toxic. got a massive nerf and is now unplayable.

cpunz - sage cpunz is literally dreams pocket sage. ult is a resurrection. both a support character and an offensive character.

ctechno - raze kaboom i mean. what do you want me to say. high damage good movement. requires you to be good at the game. teammates take him for granted and enemies hate his ass.

cphil - sova dogshit agent with horrible util but if you're in a 1-v-1 with him you are losing. snipes you clear across the map and then all his teammates come and fuck your shit. super non toxic which just makes you hate him more.

cniki - skye generally regarded as support character until they have to clutch a 1-v-5 because their teammates all suck and then they clutch the fuck out of it. this is my main hi niki nihachu !!!

cschlatt - reyna weird pick but reyna doesnt really have any abilities if you arent killing people but if you are its super strong. very imbalanced its either you are dying first every round or hitting an ace.

csapnap - omen every time i see someone be really good at omen i wonder why they arent playing a good agent instead. which reminds me of csap. pls just play yoru or something

csam - deadlock cause prison warden get it??? hahah. deadlocks use all their abilities on one person and still they end up killing her cause shes a terrible agent. L

cponk - breach in theory super strong but in practice i always wish i just had like. anyone else.

cjack manifold - KAY/O i almost forgot you just like i always forget KAY/O exists. even when theres a kay/o on my team i forget about it. also robot hc.

cslime - viper slime goop. falls apart whenever anyone actually attacks them but crucial for the team.

this is canon i asked the dream smp discord server and they all sent me this. i hope i didnt forget anyone im very tired

[fluffallamaful]

Tummy tickles in general are absolutely adorable.

Also: tummy kisses. Especially as some sort of comfort tickles. He’s nervous and kind of expecting the other to blow a raspberry, but instead they coo over how cute his blushing belly is and give it little gentle kisses. Bonus points if someone else is holding his head in their lap and stroking his hair, making comments about how cute he is and about how the other should “try kissing near his belly button: it’s redder than the other areas, must be begging for some attention”.

Eventually Dream falls asleep under their ministrations. Like, they’re still kissing him and giving him gentle tickles, and then the one near his head says that he thinks Dream’s asleep.

(Healing AU, maybe?)

fzggzgde i got carried awayyyy 😵‍💫

ok ok ok ok baxkidjse ok so consider this; dream’s head is resting in quackity’s lap, and sapnap is giving the tummy kisses? like the combination of csap showering cdream in tummy kisses, while cquackity teases him and pets his hair? fxgzgh

(more discussion belowwww)

🦙🦙🦙…

its also just sweet to imagine that the news about dream, his injuries, and his supposed leaf-turning is what brings sap and quackity back together :(( like the karl stuff is just so stressful for them and so when quackity turns up in kinoko kingdom and explains dream’s state to sap, sap ends up letting himself be lead back to his old friend, almost entirely just to enjoy time with his fiancé again.

its tense when they both walk in the room. dream is so wary that he has a hard time looking away from sapnap. in fact they both just stare at each other for a long while. like how cats size each other up before a fight.

thankfully quackity’s visits have been going well with dream, and he is able to walk over to beside dreams pillow haven without startling him too much. he sits on the edge of the bed and runs his hand through dreams hair. he explains that sap is only here to help. sap hesitantly nods his head and steps closer. dream says nothing and his eye gaze doesn’t drop.

it takes a little while, but eventually quackity manages to guide them through a casual conversation. he helps them understand each other and their motives, and is quick to diminish any potential fights from igniting between them.

they talk all afternoon and evening. sap even stays and helps out through dreams dinner, practically insisting to help bathe him when quackity explains that he hasn’t been able to walk by himself yet. it feels good to be able to help out his friends again. the situation with karl has been so difficult. he’s relieved that dream seems to be back to his old self, back to the dream that he knew prior to the community house explosion… and this becomes adamantly apparent when dream starts giggling throughout sapnap’s bathing… particularly when his sponge reaches his stomach

not only does sap get to see dream smile for the first time in what feels like forever, but he gets to hear his laugh, and watch his flustered explanation for the outburst. it practically ignites a flame in sap’s heart, and he’s immediately brought back to a time where he and dream where just friends and life was simpler. a chuckled comment about how his tummy is just as ticklish as he remembers it to be tumbles out of him with natural ease, and quackity is quick to explain that this is quite the regular occurrence during bath time. he helps sap towel dream down once sap has finished washing him, and they both coo about the fact that he’s being so giggly, purposely taking longer to dry off his stomach and sides

okjsgxgss and AHH here we goooo,,, dream’s tummy then starts to blush under all the attention ffzgsw,, which off course ignites yet another instinct in sapnap that commands him to keep supplying tickles to feed said blush. he skitters his nails across the bouncing skin and playfully threatens dream with raspberries if he doesn’t stop being so adorable (dream has barely been able to get a word in amongst his giggles and fluster,, he’s simply trying to bury himself under quackity’s headpats). the threat startles dream into a squeaking panic though — hands and legs twitching and stimming as much as they can — and an array of babbled pleads tumble out of his mouth. his eyes are squeezed shut and his face is bright red,, a wide smile stretching across his cheeks. he near-squeals when sap takes an exaggerated breath and lowers his head,, but then falls back into his squeaky giggles when no raspberry is felt, and instead the gentle feeling of dozens and dozens of soft kisses is felt across his blushy stomach. he’s lost in a world of nostalgia, love, and bliss :((((

🦙🦙🦙…

[atlanticcanada]

Future of high school rugby in N.S. uncertain

The future of high school rugby in Nova Scotia remains uncertain

The Nova Scotia Schools Athletic Federation (NSSAF) says it hasn't changed its position on rugby in high schools since it announced its decision to cancel the sport last Thursday.

NSSAF members planned to hold a conference call Monday to discuss the next step while high school players and coaches wait anxiously on the sidelines.

Friday, Nova Scotia's education minister asked the board to reinstate the sport, but an education department spokesperson said he was unavailable for an interview while he was in Yarmouth.

Meanwhile, Tim Houston, the leader Progressive Conservative Party, called on Churchill to “set the record straight surrounding rugby cancellation in high schools.”

“The Minister must set the record straight on his role in the initial decision to cancel rugby,” Houston said in a news release. “The students deserve straightforward answers.”

In his statement on Friday, Churchill said that the NSSAF failed to inform the Department of Education about its decision to cancel rugby.

Since it was required to do so, and didn’t, Churchill asked them to reinstate it immediately.

The Tories say a memo that “surfaced” on Monday “that reveals Minister Churchill’s Deputy Minister, Cathy Montreuil, actually met with officials from the NSSAF on March 29 to discuss the cancellation of rugby, potential fall out and possible alternatives. Further, the memo says that on May 2, a representative of the Education Department attended a meeting where the decision to cancel rugby and inform schools was taken,” the Tory news release said.

“The Minister told Nova Scotians that his department didn’t know about the decision to cancel rugby but the memo says otherwise,” says Houston. “It begs the question, did the Minister knowingly withhold information from the public?”

Houston says Churchill knew more than he was letting on when he issued his statement on Friday.

“This is just another example of why it is hard to take anything this Minister says at face value,” says Houston.

In an e-mailed statement sent Monday, Churchill repeated his stance taken Friday.

“The department was not aware of NSSAF’s plan to announce the cancellation of the rugby season,” Churchill said. “The Regional Education Directors and the CSAP Superintendent are today informing their principals that high school rugby will continue.”  

Churchill said education department officials plan to meet Tuesday with the NSSAF Board of Directors “to discuss a path forward in the best interest of our students.”

In a memo sent to principals on Sunday, the NSSAF acknowledged that the “Minister of Education has directed the Board to reinstate rugby, but as of (Sunday), the board of governors have not resolved the issue.”

The NSSAF continued: “Any school playing rugby, like any other non-NSSAF sport, is at the discretion of the principal.”

Houston says this is passing the buck.

“It feels like this issue has been offloaded to the principals to deal with because neither the federation nor the department can make a decision,” says Houston. “Rugby players in high schools have been sitting in limbo for days wondering whether they will get to play the game. I urge the minister to clear the air and get our players back on the field.”

from CTV News - Atlantic http://bit.ly/2LATgcO