#and bisharp doesnt break it on the grounds that i struggled to not say every one of the ros would at least have a dark type pokemon

[harlequinoccult]

Let's go. First RO to get a team is Sweetheart. I tried to keep within the Dragon/Fairy/Ground grouping, but there was some deviation.

The first pokémon Sweetheart throws out in battle is his Cyclizar. "The rider's body heat warms Cyclizar's back and lifts the Pokémon's spirit." Sweetheart lets it chase down anyone who tries to run, you know, for enrichment.

Next up, Tinkaton. They are hammer buddies and Sweetheart has been raising this one since it was a Tinkatink. He is a girl dad and his girl wants to kill pokémon and add their corpses to her hammer. He is so proud.

Third is Applin. Rumor says that if someone gives the person they like an Applin, they'll be together forever. Sweetheart has 110% tested this rumor. It has not worked so far. Anyways, hope MC wants it on their team, because it is only a matter of time before a romanced Sweetheart gives it to them.

Following that we have Nidoking and Nidoqueen as his fourth and fifth pokémon. According to Nidoking's pokédex entry, "When it goes on a rampage, it's impossible to control. But in the presence of a Nidoqueen it's lived with for a long time, Nidoking calms down." They are a mated pair and Sweetheart cannot separate them. They are in love and it is good and pure and his Nidoking will kill him if he breaks them up.

And lastly the one that breaks the typing rule, Sweetheart's starter, his blade buddy, is none other than Bisharp. Sweetheart's very first pokémon was something he had to be careful while touching or else risk getting hurt. He has learned absolutely nothing from it.

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