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The metric system works better sorry
#was thinking about this because I measured my heigh again today#like 170 cm/5'7 translates nicely#but if I grow 1 cm then suddenly I'm sitting there having to say ''oh I'm 5'7 and a quarter"#and because inches are so big you do need to specify the quarter#violently unserious measurement system#don't even get me started on weight and liquid measurements#metricposting#txt
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SOUP TIME, Party Edition: Minestrone
Monday is my birthday (!!!!!), and as such I thought it would be excellent to post PARTY SOUP. This, of course, means soup that makes enough for a party--not that most of us are doing very much partying, at this juncture, unfortunately. But one can dream of a future time when such a thing might be more advisable.
Minestrone is one of those extremely versatile soups that everybody makes slightly differently. This particular recipe, from the Bakery Lane Soup Bowl cookbook, is one I am VERY fond of, and can only make when feeding a crowd. Even halving it produces more minestrone than one can feasibly eat in a week--even myself, battle-hardened leftovers-for-lunch veteran that I am--and unfortunately it doesn’t freeze very well. Once, memorably, one large-ish batch of this soup and a loaf of bread fed four hungry college students for a week straight.
Alas, I will stop reminiscing. Recipe for minestrone under the cut. Warning: it’s a long one. Party soup involves Many Ingredients.
- 1/2 pound (8 oz) great northern beans. You can use canned or dry. If you’re using dry keep in mind that you’ll need to 1) soak them overnight and then 2) cook them just covered in FRESH water until they’re tender. I just use canned, because that’s a lot of mind load for a soup that also includes so many other ingredients.
- 1/4 cup olive oil. You can sub butter for this
- 1/4 cup butter (half a stick, in the US). You can sub olive oil for this.
- 1 1/4 cups chopped carrots (I recommend chopping baby carrots. One of the half-sized packages will give you enough for this. You can also use regular-sized carrots but they require peeling, and...again, a lot of mind load)
- 2 1/2 cups chopped celery. This will be the equivalent of 4-5 stalks. WASH YOUR CELERY WELL, MY CHILDREN.
- 1 1/12 cups chopped onion (1 large onion should work for this. Again, watch out for onions at this point in time. You’re going to be cooking the shit out of these but there’s no use tempting fate.)
(At this juncture, may I make a suggestion?? If you have a food processor or a blender, this is its time to shine. Cut your baby carrots in half, cut your celery into 2-3 inch sections, and quarter your onions. Throw them all into your chopper of choice. Pulse until they’re as small as you like. Et voila.)
- 3-4 cloves garlic, crushed or chopped very finely
- 16 oz can chopped tomatoes
- 4 quarts beef/chicken/veggie stock, or equivalent water&bouillon combo of your choice
- 2 cups diced potatoes. This is usually about 2 large potatoes.
- 1 1/2 tbsp salt
- 1/4 cup roughly-chopped parsley, or 2 tbsp dried parsley
1 tbsp dried basil leaves
1/2 tsp dried oregano
1/2 pound diced cooked ham. You can use deli ham, which often comes in a handy dandy pre-apportioned container, or honestly any other ham you like. You could also use chicken or turkey in this, although if you do this you’ll probs want to add another 1/2 tsp or so of salt at the end. You can also use a 1/4 pound prosciutto if you’re feeling Decadent.
- 1 pound frozen green beans (or, like, fresh!!! I make this in fall & winter when there’s No Fresh Produce so frozen it is.)
- 1 pound zucchini or other summer squash (or eggplant), diced
- 1/2 cup dried elbow macaroni. The original recipe specifies macaroni, but you could use any type of sufficiently small noodles. Wheels would be SUPER fun in this.
- 2 cups shredded cabbage (coleslaw mix is *chef’s kiss* for this)
- Black pepper to taste
Grated parmesan cheese, for garnish
Heat your fat/oil combo in a medium saucepan over medium heat until it’s JUST hot enough to not want to hold your hand near. Add all your veggies & cook until the onions are translucent. Add garlic and toss around a little until it’s toasty.
Add tomatoes and bring to a boil. Simmer 10 min.
In a BIG soup pot (I once used a lobster pot for this and it filled it 1/3 of the way full) combine stock and potatoes over high heat. Bring to a boil, turn down the heat to medium and simmer until potatoes are just tender.
Add your simmering vegetables, beans, seasonings, ham, and green beans. Bring to a boil and simmer 20 minutes.
Add zucchini, macaroni, cabbage, and pepper. Simmer another 15 minutes.
Serve garnished with grated parmesan cheese. You can also eat this with grilled cheese, if you like, or put croutons in your bowl or dip crusty bread into it. Or just eat it plain. It is a VERY substantial meal on its own so no need to worry about getting extra food groups in there.
Makes 24-ish cups of soup. PARTY TIME.
#the wonderful world of food#soup season#soup#minestrone#news now: local cryptid chirps info the void
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The City Never Sleeps--a Tales of Arcadia fanfiction
“Moving to New York City is no easy task, and Douxie's been burning the candle at both ends for the past month in order to make ends meet. Fortunately, he has a family waiting for him every night when he comes home.”
Special thanks to @poetryinmotion-author for beta reading and providing me with the title!
So yes, this is my coping mechanism after the emotional trauma of Wizards. A little Found Family fluff to ease my screaming soul. Read on AO3:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/25830517
Or under the cut:
Why the hell was living in New York City so expensive?
Douxie had started this latest venture with at least some optimism. Protect the tiny sorceress and keep an eye out for any suspicious magical activity that could point to the return of the Arcane Order, all while remaining as inconspicuous as possible. It wasn’t that different from what he’d been doing for the last nine-hundred years.
Except for the damn cost of living.
Arcadia Oaks hadn’t exactly been low-rent either, but at least he’d been able to manage by juggling two part-time jobs and occasionally passing himself off as a streetside fortune teller (humiliating as that was) whenever finances got particularly tight. He’d had plenty of time to do his nightly patrols of the streets, chase down any rogue magical creatures, set new stasis traps, and be home in time to microwave dinner and pass out on his sofa-bed for seven hours before the routine began again the next morning. But New York City was a different monster.
He’d chosen this place for a few very good reasons. First, it was on the other side of the continent from Arcadia. Provided he’d covered their tracks right, the Arcane Order would have to scour any number of miles of the country before they could even begin to narrow down his position here. Second, the presence of magic in New York City was borderline undetectable. The area was so choked with noise, pollution, traffic, and people that picking out a magical signature from the chaos would be practically impossible. Third, (and perhaps this was the weakest reason, if he was being honest with himself) he had never been there before. Douxie had done some traveling in his centuries-long life, but somehow New York City had never ended up on his itinerary. If he was going to be immortal, he wanted to make the most of it and see the big sights. Up until now, he’d been stuck in Arcadia, trying to keep an eye on the magical stirrings there (and fuzzbuckets, there were a lot of them). Once he was free to go where he pleased, of course he was going to pick somewhere he genuinely wanted to be.
At least two of those reasons had been good ones, but that didn’t change the fact that paying for a studio apartment in New York City and feeding himself, Archie, and occasionally Nari (she only ate on days when she could not simply absorb energy from the sun) with no high-demand career skills to speak of was a herculean task. He’d had to take on three minimum-wage jobs just to make ends meet, and sleep? Well, he counted himself lucky if he got four hours in a single night.
Which landed him here, stumbling up to the door of their ramshackle apartment, fiddling with an ordinary keyring in order to keep up appearances should anybody walk by while he undid the twelve magical seals he had placed when he left this morning. He let himself in with a groan, slammed the door behind him, and somehow dredged up enough energy to replace the seals before he slid to the floor, utterly spent. What time was it? He’d gotten off work at 1:30, right? Or was he mixing up tonight with last night? Wait, was today Thursday or Friday? Fuzzbuckets, he could barely string two thoughts together in his head. He groaned again and pressed his fists against his bloodshot eyes. It was pitch black inside the apartment, and the only sound came from the small heating unit in the corner.
But he wasn’t alone. He felt a familiar form brush against his folded legs, and heard Archie’s welcoming purr close to him. Douxie sighed and blindly reached out, groping for a moment before his Familiar pressed his furry head against his waiting fingers.
“Did anything happen t’day?” Douxie slurred quietly. At this point, Archie no longer needed him to specify “anything magic related that could potentially be dangerous.”
“Nothing. All clear,” the cat told him, stepping into his lap. “Though I can’t say the same for you. I haven’t seen such a breakout since the fifteenth century.”
“What?” Douxie raised a hand to his face and felt his cheek, which was peppered with tiny red bumps. “Fuzzbuckets,” he moaned, letting his hand fall. “Think it’s the stress. I don’t remember the last time I slept through the night.” There were a few minutes of silence as Douxie stroked his friend’s fur, knowing he should move to his mattress in the corner, but too exhausted to care if he just passed out here.
“Douxie?”
His eyes slid open as he heard a small voice at his side (when had his eyes closed?) and saw Nari crouched beside him. She was wearing one of his old t-shirts, which was comically large on her tiny frame, and a part of him suddenly wished he could afford to buy her nicer clothes. He was her guardian now, he should at least be able to provide her with that. Then again, she had spent most of her considerably long life wearing enchanted armor from the Eternal Forest, so maybe she didn’t care about not having brand-name PJs. Right now, her eyes were sweeping over his face critically, her brow pinching with worry. Oh right, she was probably waiting for him to say something.
“H’llo,” he mumbled, his eyes closing again.
“Your aura is so weak,” Nari whispered, her hand coming to rest on his chest above his heart, where she could feel his magic give a pitiful, fluttering pulse beneath her fingers. “You are pushing yourself too far.” There was an element of reproach in her soft voice.
“Got no choice,” Douxie replied. “Have to keep you safe.” He heard her take in a sharp breath as though he had struck her. His lids flew open and he saw her fiddling with her hands and looking ashamed. “I....I didn’t mean...” He forced himself to sit up, pausing for a moment when his vision swam and his brain flopped around his skull like a dying Nyarlagroth. “Nari, this isn’t your fault. I just....It’s hard to make ends meet, that’s all.”
“You came here because of me,” she argued quietly, still refusing to look at him. “Because you thought I would be safe here.”
“I....Yeah. But it’s not your fault the rent’s so high. ‘M fine, I just need to sleep.” He shooed Archie off his lap and somehow managed to get to his feet, though the world spun around him and his knees wobbled like jello. Nari reached out to help him, but he ignored her offer (it wasn’t like she could provide much support, seeing as she only came up to his waist), and stumbled over to the mattress on the floor in the corner, falling onto it with a rough sigh.
“Your shoes are still on,” Archie informed him, coming to sit by his head. Douxie hummed noncommittally and did nothing. A moment later, he felt Nari untangling the laces of his hightops and sliding them off of his feet. Archie curled up in the crook of his shoulder, his purring filling the wizard’s ears and silencing his disjointed thoughts. Nari draped a blanket over him, pausing for a moment to rest her small hand on top of his uncombed hair. He felt her thumb rub a few circles against his scalp before she pulled away and stood up to return to her own bed on the other side of the room. Douxie was asleep before she’d even crossed the floor.
*****
Douxie found his eyes opening twenty minutes before his phone alarm was set to go off. He felt oddly rejuvenated for someone who had worked himself to the bone yesterday and only fallen into bed at quarter past two. He double checked the time on his phone, wondering if he’d somehow slept through his alarm. 6:13 am. He rolled out of bed, careful not to disturb Archie, who was sprawled out next to him, paws twitching as he dreamed. He glanced over at Nari, who was barely visible within a tightly-wound cocoon of blankets, her antlers the only easily distinguishable part of her. He could sense her aura, but it was dim, and scarcely pulsing, which meant she was quite sound asleep. Satisfied with the knowledge that his family was comfortable and at peace for the moment, he slipped out onto the tiny balcony, shivering as the cold embraced him. He left the door ajar a few inches in case Archie woke up and decided to join him, and zipped up his rumpled hoodie, before casting a glance around him.
The sky was a silvery grey, and he knew that the sun was peeking over the horizon at his back. The balcony faced west, and had a less-than-stunning view of a dank alleyway. It was barely wide enough for three people, and nearly half of it was occupied by Nari’s rapidly growing collection of houseplants and herbs. Douxie sat on the floor, crossing his legs beneath him, and leaned back against the brick wall of the apartment building. He gazed up at the slowly lightening sky, mind curiously blank, though not for want of energy. There was something about the stillness of the early morning that put him in a state of silence. Almost as though he were listening for something.
Or someone.
His heart twisted sharply in his chest, and for once, he let himself acknowledge it. He’d spent many early mornings like this in Camelot, perched on a battlement, watching the sunrise, waiting for the sound of his master calling him to his chores. Back then, he had dreaded hearing Merlin’s voice, knowing that it would be the end of the brief momentary peace he had carved for himself from the stillness of the morning. But now....Now he’d give anything to hear his master calling his name again.
Something pressed up against his knee, and he looked down to find Archie’s bespectacled gaze meeting his own. Without a word, Douxie opened his arms and let his Familiar settle into place on his lap. Douxie wrapped him up in his arms, clinging to his presence, suddenly acutely aware of how much his heart was aching, and Archie purred in understanding. The cat was warm against his chest, a physical reminder that although he had lost a great deal these many years, he wasn’t alone.
The door creaked, and Douxie looked up to find a very sleepy-looking Nari stepping out to join them.
“You’ll catch a cold out here,” Douxie scolded wearily, taking note of her bare arms and legs. She responded with a disinterested hum and rubbed one of her eyes blearily. Douxie sighed and held out an arm to her. She flopped down next to him and curled up against his side, one hand coming to rest above his heart, feeling his magic swirling and pulsing within.
“Your aura was twisting. You were sad,” she mumbled as he tucked her closer with his arm.
“...Maybe a little,” Douxie admitted. “I didn’t think you could feel that in your sleep.”
“Never try to hide anything from an ancient sorceress,” Archie advised from his place on Douxie’s lap. “Especially one who likes you.” Douxie breathed a quiet chuckle and gave his Familiar a scratch behind the ears. There was a moment of companionable silence between the three of them.
“...You enchanted my sleep, didn’t you?” Douxie said suddenly, looking down at Nari. She shifted, almost guiltily, and nodded.
“She does that several times a week, actually,” Archie put in. Nari opened her eyes long enough to send him the most resentful glare she could muster.
“Tattletale,” she muttered. The cat merely shrugged.
“...Thank you,” Douxie murmured. “I don’t think I could’ve survived this past month without either of you.”
“We’re going to be okay, Douxie,” Nari said through a yawn. “I believe in you. You’ll find a better job soon, and the Order will never find us.”
“You think?” Douxie asked lightly. The wood nymph nodded sleepily against his chest. “Well, I suppose there’s no arguing with you, is there?” He squeezed her shoulder fondly.
“You argue with me all the time,” Archie pointed out, turning a few circles and settling more comfortably on Douxie’s crossed legs. “If I were any less gracious, I might accuse you of playing favorites.”
“Oh, I do play favorites, Archie. You’re my favorite person to argue with.” Archie huffed and flicked his tail, but Douxie knew he was smiling without having to look.
The mage held his small family close, staring up at the sky that was turning more blue with every passing minute, no longer feeling the pervading chill. He couldn’t say what the future would bring. He couldn’t promise that everything would work out. But he did know, beyond the slightest shadow of a doubt, that he would fight to save the world a hundred times over, work himself until he was nothing but skin and bone, if it meant he could have more moments like this.
#tales of arcadia#toa#wizards: tales of arcadia#wizards: toa#fanfiction#self-indulgent fluff#found family#the bean goddess is a good little sister
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Making One’s Bones (chpt 9)
Chapter List
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Porter Gage is in a pickle. Nuka-World needed a new boss and some woman just killed her way to the top. But a pre-war Mafia boss on the theme park’s throne? Well…at least she’ll have experience.
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Acquired Tastes
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The teetering sign outside Jack’s place was almost bigger than her lopsided brothel. Gage chuckled to himself as they drew near, remembering her poor attempt at advertising, that somehow still brought in the business. Probably because there was nothing in the Commonwealth quite like it. Still holding Bossanova up, Gage stopped a few feet from the ginormous sign, craning his neck up to read it.
“Jacqueline “Jack” “Call Me By My Surname and I’ll Kill You” Paddywack is a raider with a bad name and an even badder attitude!
“Want chems? Jack’s got you covered!
“Murder? Only the finest, cleanest cut throats this side of the Commonwealth!*
“Prostitution? Pick your piece of ass and Jack’ll name her price!**
“Slaves?
“No. Come on now, what the fuck, man?
“…Nah, just kiddin’ ya. Seriously, we’ve got shitloads of slaves.
“So come on down to Jack Paddywack’s Fun Shack, the baddest place in town!”
Gage bent over double laughing, managing to set Bossanova down before he dropped her on her ass. Time and time again, he’d told Jack to change her stupid sign. She’d read a stack of pre-war magazines with some of the worst advertisements known to man, and yet believed she’d hit an untapped goldmine.
His eye trailed to the small print beneath the huge, white letters of Jack’s erratic slogans, and burst out into fresh peals of laughter.
“*Unless specified otherwise—see terms and conditions for full details and special orders
**Deathclaw orders for premium members only. Jack Paddywack’s “Wack That Jack” Prostitution Services claims no responsibility for any injury, including blood loss, amputation of limbs, beheading, severed genitals, internal bleeding, organ failure, broken bones, punctured lungs, hemorrhaging of the brain, heart failure, radiation poisoning, and minor bruising. All deathclaw packages are non-refundable upon survival.”
Tears were now streaming down his face as he choked and spluttered, Bossanova squinting up at the sign in utter bewilderment from her place on the ground. Only Jack would do something like th—
Bang.
Gage scrambled for his sidearm as he dragged Bossanova upright again, before remembering it had been fried in the underground facility. Then he stopped, a tight feeling in his chest.
Jack Paddywack leaned against the doorframe and folded her arms, plump lips twisted into a familiar coy smile. Her sienna skin glowed in the rising light of the wasteland sun, and Gage dimly noticed she’d changed her hair, shaving the sides and twisting the rest into a fierce, black knot at the top of her head. Her strong nose was now slightly crooked, and he wondered how long it had been since he’d last seen her.
“Going to shoot me, Gage?” she purred, gesturing to his empty holster.
“I asked him the same thing,” Bossanova muttered as Gage grinned, though his chest still felt constricted.
He let his eye travel over her a little, enough for her to notice, and then met her gaze again. She raised an eyebrow. Gage ignored this and nodded to the sign. “‘Wack That Jack’? Since when did you arrange deathclaw fucking?”
“Since there was a market for it,” Jack replied sweetly. “With the right precautions, my clients live long enough to be repeat customers. And believe me, they pay big for the survival.”
They stared at each other, and then broke out into snickers. Gage’s stomach tightened at her smile.
Bossanova coughed lightly, reminding him that she was here. Jack turned to her, and glanced questioningly back at him. “Who’s the ghoul? I didn’t realise you’d need my special services.”
Gage shot Jack a withering look. “She’s—”
“Overboss,” Bossanova replied crisply, straightening up a little and fixing Jack with a lofty stare. “And you?”
“Madame of Nuka World,” Jack said with equal abruptness.
“Oh good. Men are easier to keep in line when they’re getting laid, and the women less likely to blow their heads off.”
Jack blinked and then snorted with laughter. Bossanova grinned back.
“I’m Jack,” Jack said, looking a little more relaxed.
“Mrs. Bossanova.”
“Mind if we crash in one of your rooms for a while?” Gage interjected, conscious of the rising sun. “Figured it’d be quiet at this time of the morning, and I don’t want to parade her in front of the others like this.”
Jack tilted her head to the side. “But you think it’s safe to bring her here?”
“Yeah, well, I…”
I trust you.
Gage pushed the dangerous idea away quickly. No. Not even Jack. “Look, will you fucking help me or not?”
Jack snorted and unfolded her arms. “You always had such a way with words.” She frowned and then sighed. “Fine. Get her in.”
Gage grunted in thanks and helped Bossanova over the threshold.
“Of course, you still have to pay.” Jack slammed the door behind them.
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Jack’s brothel had the strange feeling of home. To others it was just a whorehouse, and a good one at that, but to Gage, the place spoke of comfort. The furniture was all in working condition, the lights were dim, the rooms pleasantly warm, and the surfaces clean of blood. There was a small shelf full of books and magazines, which were also the only things in the place not nailed down. He knew as well as Jack raiders would never bother to steal them, even if they ever learned to read.
Jack led the way up the narrow stairs to the topmost floor, and waved her hand at an open doorway down the hall from her private quarters. Gage dumped Bossanova unceremoniously onto the sagging bed, and she squawked in surprised as she landed with a heavy flump. Bossanova kicked out irritably, catching him hard on the ass, and he leapt away, swearing.
“I’d have done the same,” Jack said between giggles. She flapped her hand at him, shooing him from the room. “Ladies only. Gotta patch her up.”
Gage slunk out, trying to ignore his own aches and pains, and limped down the hall to a room Jack pointed out to him a few moments before. Slowly, he took his armour off and set it down on the floor, every inch of him protesting. He made his way to the bed, sitting down and staring around, unsure what to do with himself. None of his visits here had been for anything but the obvious.
After a while, Jack came in. Gage felt his stomach tense.
“She’s out like a light,” Jack said. “Had to up the med-x dosage, but we got there in the end.” She paused thoughtfully. “Gotta say, she don’t look like much.”
“Underestimating her is a bad idea,” Gage replied, thinking of the Safari Adventure. “Though I’ll admit you ain’t seein’ her at her best.”
“What happened?”
“Imagine deathclaws, but bigger, stronger, and more pissed off.”
“I’m imagining it.”
“Now imagine Nuka Town full of ‘em; a machine producin’ more and more.”
“Ah. Shit.”
“Yeah.”
“Maybe I could work them into my special services somehow…”
Gage snorted with laughter, then grunted as pain shot through his midriff. Jack walked over, stopping in front of him. She tucked her fingers under his chin and forced him to gaze up at her. “You look like crap,” she said gently.
“I feel it too.” Gage resisted yawning. It had been a rough day, and an even rougher night. He absentmindedly put his hand against her leg, but she suddenly let go, stepping back.
“Oh no no no. You know the rules.” She grinned her wicked grin, pulling out a handful of stimpaks and passing them to him, along with a single syringe of med-x. “If you don’t have an infection by now, then the stimpaks already cleared it up. You can do the rest.” Jack’s eyes lingered on him for a moment, and then she sauntered from the room.
Gage watched her go, before lying back on the bed and covering his face with the crook of his elbow.
Damn it.
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Three days later, Bossanova was up and walking again. Gage noticed her attitude had become frosty since they’d first arrived, barely speaking to him. Finally, Gage decided he’d had enough. He found her downstairs in the brothel’s waiting area on the third morning reading a book titled ‘The Iceman.’ He paid it little notice. Reading wasn’t really his thing. “Boss,” he said as he settled himself in a chair opposite her.
“Gage,” she replied, her tone cold and clipped.
He folded his arms and stared at her. “What the hell is wrong with you?”
Bossanova didn’t answer immediately, her eyes flicking to the end of the page. Then she glanced up at him, her face impassive. “Care to elaborate?”
“Oh don’t try to bullshit me. You’ve been funny ever since we got here.”
“And why,” she said delicately, returning to her book, “would you care? As you reminded me the other day, we’re not friends. So if we’re not friends, then we’re just business associates, and that means I won’t waste small talk on you.” She raised her hand and waved him away lazily.
Gage didn’t move. He blinked, rattling his brain to figure out what she was on about. Suddenly it struck him. When they’d left Safari Adventure they’d argued—although if he was honest with himself, he’d bitten her head off and she’d refused to rise fully to the bait. “But…”
“The last few days I’ve been bedridden, either out of my mind on painkillers, or in absolute agony. But the peace and quiet has been nice, and exhaustion has left me with little tolerance right now. I’m tired of you trusting me, only to panic and compensate by treating me like dirt straight after. It’s boring.” Bossanova turned a page in her book idly. “So go away until you’ve decided where I stand with you.”
She said it with such finality Gage knew the conversation was over.
Well, it was what he’d wanted, Gage thought as he climbed the stairs to the top floor of the brothel. Or was it? He’d gotten so used to her warm and friendly demeanour, the opposite was like being dropped into a frigid lake.
Gage snapped from his thoughts as Jack stepped out from the shadows, poking him hard in the stomach. He grunted in surprise and raised an eyebrow.
“No pain?” she asked sweetly.
“No pain,” Gage confirmed, the corners of his mouth twitching.
“Good thing I’m around to save your ass.” She poked him in the stomach again, catching him off-guard. Laughing, she said, “Not much of a raider to fall for the same shit twice.”
“Yeah, yeah,” he grumbled, biting back a grin.
“Your boss is doing fine too,” Jack went on. “Did you know ghouls are immune to disease? I can’t tell if she’s bullshitting me, but apparently nothing can survive long enough to cause an infection. She doesn’t have a fever, so I’m taking her word for it.”
Gage didn’t want to admit he had no idea what caused infection other than dirt, so said nothing. Apparently not getting sick was one of the perks of being a ghoul.
“Anyway,” Jack continued, her voice low as she leaned towards him. “We haven’t had a chance to catch up yet.”
“Lead the way.”
Her eyes lit up mischievously and she motioned for him to follow.
He watched her ass as he walked behind her, and felt himself stir at the knowing grins she shot over her shoulder. How she could look so good in loose fitting combat pants and a stained flannel shirt, he didn’t know.
“You still off the booze?” she said to him from across the kitchen as Gage dropped into a nearby chair.
“Yeah,” he said, surprised she’d remembered. She tossed him a Nuka Cola, and he caught it with one hand and quickly prised the cap off on the coffee table. His attempt to show off was rewarded with the bottle slipping, spilling cola everywhere, and Gage swore as Jack laughed. She threw a dirty scrap of fabric which hit him in the face, but he mopped it up quickly without complaint before dropping the rag at his feet.
“So,” she said, settling down in the chair opposite him, a glass of vodka to hand, “last time I saw you, you were telling me about your grand plans to get rid of Colter.”
“Last time I saw you, your nose was straight,” Gage quipped.
“One of the customers got a little too rowdy,” Jack said, rubbing her crooked nose absentmindedly. “Nothing a shotgun couldn’t cure.���
“Customer?” Gage sat up rigidly, the tight feeling returning to his stomach. “I thought you didn’t take customers anymore?”
“I don’t. He was bothering one of my girls.”
“Right.” Gage tried to settle again.
Jack leaned forward, smirking. “So...your plan worked?”
He was grateful for the change of topic. “Sorta. The new boss is shaping up. Not what I was expecting, but she knows how to keep Nisha in line and she’s actually trying to get this place running, so fuck it. It’ll work itself out.”
“I’ll admit, I thought something went wrong,” Jack said, looking oddly serious. “When you stopped turning up, I thought you might have cut your losses and left, or...or worse.”
Silence filled the room.
Gage drained his cola for something to do, and Jack got to her feet, clutching her vodka like a grenade. “I’ll get you another drink.”
He watched her as she bustled away, feeling warm. It had been Gage who’d convinced Jack to move to the park in the first place. He’d known her for a long time—as long as he could have known anyone. She wasn’t associated with any gang, but she had the balls and smarts to carve out a neat piece for herself in the raider world. The others knew not to fuck with her—she was the queen of the whore market, and could cater to every and any taste. Gage thought she’d be perfect for keeping things from boiling over in Nuka Town.
What he hadn’t expected was his reliance on her after shit really began to hit the fan. When Colter’s attitude and Nisha’s threats drove him to the edge of his patience, Gage had come here and lost himself for a night or two every week.
Gage stood up. He suddenly felt hot—far too hot. Had to be the fucking armour. He undid the straps and with a grunt pulled it off, setting it on the floor. By the time he was done, Jack was by his side, holding out a fresh bottle of cola. Their fingers brushed as he took it from her, and he sat himself back down, staring at her feet.
“Well, I’m glad you ain’t dead anyway,” Jack said, flopping into her chair and crossing her legs. “The girls would have missed you.”
Gage snorted, meeting her eye again. “I haven’t been with one of your girls in years.”
“I know.” She grinned. “Yet you kept coming back.”
“And you kept lettin’ me.” He stretched out, relaxing again. The weird atmosphere in the room was seeping away, the familiar, comfortable buzz of lust taking over instead. He could see it in her hungry expression, feel it in himself.
Gage swigged on his cola, anticipation coursing through him. They both knew what happened whenever he visited. Jack didn’t even charge him for it anymore, and he told himself that was the reason he returned so often.
Jack stared at him from across the room, her dark eyes twinkling over the rim of her glass. She sipped the vodka deliberately, carefully. Gage could see the liquid clinging to those fine lips. She ran a finger over the glass and then sucked the alcohol off it, never breaking eye contact. Gage’s imagination immediately went into overdrive. He took another gulp of cola and choked as it went straight up his nose.
“Smooth as ever,” Jack said, grinning. She drained her glass and set it down carelessly. “Are we playing games today, or should we just skip to the fucking?”
“Skip to the fucking.”
“Good.”
She was on her feet and halfway across the room before Gage was even out of his seat. Jack shoved him back against the wall with a bang and pressed her mouth against his, her hand massaging his crotch. Gage’s heart pounded as he dragged her shirt over her head and threw it aside, before bending down and running his tongue over her breast. She seized him by the jaw and forced him back against the wall, tilting her head to the side.
“Have you forgotten the rules?” she murmured into his ear as she pulled at his belt, loosening it. “How things are done under my roof?”
“No,” Gage replied, the feel of her hand at his throat intensifying the urge to have her. “I just wanted to try my luck.”
“Did you?” Jack’s fingers tugged down his zipper and her hand slipped inside his pants, running along him the way she knew he liked it. She kept the pace for a few seconds and then stopped, biting gently on his ear. “I think you need to earn my good graces. What will you do for them, hmm?”
“Anything,” Gage mumbled, wanting to pick her up and fuck her where they stood. But he wasn’t allowed to touch. Not yet.
“Anything?”
Gage swallowed and nodded. Jack’s eyes lit up with mischief. She kissed him hard, nipping at his lip and gripping his hair as she ground against him. Her breasts pushed on his chest, and it took all his resolve not to reach up and run his hands over them. Jack’s teasing was merciless, and by the end of the night he would be a desperate mess.
God, he loved it.
“Undress me,” she whispered as she played with him.
Gage obeyed, knowing he’d have to move himself away from her tantalising strokes to free her from her clothes. He worked quickly, resisting returning the favour. He’d get his chance later. Within seconds, Jack was standing naked before him, and she pushed him back, her eyes telling him he still wasn’t allowed to touch. She rewarded his obedience by taking hold of him again and picking up the rhythm, smirking when he groaned and leaned his head against the wall.
Jack hooked a finger inside his mouth and pulled his head down to face her. Her kisses were fierce now, and slowly she ran her palm across his face. Gage felt almost drunk, her touch hot on his skin. Her fingers stopped over the strap of his makeshift eyepatch. There was a pause as their eyes met, and she tugged at it, trying to pull it away.
Gage clamped his hand over hers.
Shit.
They stared at each other, Jack looking surprised. Panic shot through him. He hadn’t meant to do it, hadn’t even thought about it. He’d never stopped her before, but then she’d never tried to do that either. Would she think he was weak, or pathetic, or…?
Jack smiled a soft smile, softer than Gage could ever have imagined on her sweet lips. She eased her hand away, letting it fall onto his shoulder with a small squeeze. She kissed him gently, tenderly, and for a moment, Gage didn’t know what to do. Then her next utterance sent a thrill through him.
“Kneel.”
It was the command he’d been hoping for, and his awkwardness evaporated. Gage grabbed Jack by the shoulders and slammed her bodily into the wall, dropping to his knees without hesitation. He didn’t wait for further instruction, but pressed his mouth between her legs, staring up at her. Her thighs trembled beneath his grip as Gage began to worship her with his tongue.
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The walk back to Nuka Town was uncomfortably silent. It was as if he wasn’t there, Bossanova strolling ahead and humming, admiring the scenery as she went. Gage skulked some distance behind, battling with himself. Jack had been a nice distraction—the distraction he always needed when things were difficult. But now he was with his thoughts, and there was no more dangerous place to be.
Did he trust the boss?
Against all his better judgement, he wanted to. But he couldn’t quite bring himself to do it. Like Connor, Bossanova made a very good show of caring. Gage had believed every lie, every false act, every gesture designed to put him right in the firing line. But he was older now, wiser. He wouldn’t fall for it again.
And yet…
“Boss?” Gage said, before he lost his nerve. To his great surprise, she stopped and turned to him expectantly. His question solidified in his throat. He couldn’t talk to her about this again. He just couldn’t. She’d already said she was done with him. It was better this way.
Bossanova stared at him for a few moments, and then continued walking. Gage followed her, kicking himself, until she spoke. “Good time with Jack last night?”
Gage nearly tripped over his own feet. She was looking over her shoulder at him, her eyes stern but her mouth twisted as if trying not to laugh. He grunted in response.
“I could hear Jack from downstairs,” Bossanova went on as if they were discussing which Nuka Cola was their favourite.
“Yeah, she’s not exactly quiet,” Gage muttered.
“I’m sure you did fine.”
“God, please shut up.”
Bossanova laughed as his cheeks grew steadily hot, and Gage gritted his teeth. He made a point to march ahead, which took some effort, as he had to catch up to her before overtaking her in an aggressively dignified sort of way.
“So is Jack your girlfriend?”
Gage glanced over his shoulder and did stumble this time. “Girlfriend?”
“You know. Your partner. Love of your life. Etcetera.”
“No. We just fuck.”
Bossanova frowned a little at this and picked up her pace so she was walking alongside him again. It was as if they were trying to race without running. “Ever had a girlfriend?”
“No,” Gage said, wondering where the hell this was going. “Never wanted one.”
“So she’s your friend?”
“No.” He was starting to get exasperated with her prying. “Never needed them either.”
“Why n—?”
“Why all the questions?” Gage snarled. “You wouldn’t speak to me yesterday.”
“Didn’t like that, huh?”
“I couldn’t have given less of a fuck,” he lied, staring out to Nuka World in the distance and wondering how long it would take to finally get there.
“Ah. And there was me hoping Jack would fix your nasty temper.”
“Keep hoping. I’m a miserable bastard whatever happens.”
“Except when Jack is asking you to—”
“You finish that sentence and I’ll shoot you and then myself,” Gage snapped. Bossanova burst into peals of laughter, stopping where she stood and clutching her sides. He glared valiantly at her for a few seconds, and then felt his lips crack into an unwilling smile.
“Next time we’re at Jack’s just pick a piece of ass for yourself. Then you can spare me all the fucking questions. I’m sure Jack will give you a discount.”
“No thanks,” she said, starting up again in a slow stroll. “Not really my thing.”
“What, Jack?” Gage said, matching her pace without thinking.
“No.”
“...fucking?”
“Uh-huh.”
He stared at her. For a moment he considered asking her about Nicky again directly, but decided against it. The topic was dangerous water and she wasn’t in the best of moods. Tact was required here, which he obviously had in bucketloads. “I don’t...but...everyone fucks. Even ghouls. I knew some raiders with...tastes.”
“Not me.” When Gage continued to gawk, she said, in a horrible rendition of his accent, “Why do you care?” Bossanova grinned. “Relationships and everything in-between aren’t my bag. You should be grateful.”
“Grateful? No offence, boss, but you’re not my type.”
“Oh my God.” She rolled her eyes. “The feeling is extremely mutual, idiot.”
“Then why would I be—?”
“I think with my brain and not my…” She made a vague gesture in the direction of Gage’s crotch.
Gage flushed. “I don’t think with my dick.”
“I know. But some do. So be glad we have the same priorities.”
He shook his head. “This is the weirdest conversation I’ve ever had.”
Bossanova gave him a mocking look of sympathy. “I know. And think how sick of it I must be after two-hundred and ninety years of the same stupid questions.”
“You started it!”
She laughed. “True, true. Call it quits then?”
“Yeah, I think that’s for the fuckin’ best.”
They walked on, the silence returning and enveloping them like a blanket. Gone was the tension, but despite this, Gage could feel the conversation they’d almost had as they’d escaped Safari Adventure scratching the inside of his skull. It demanded attention, and strangely enough, this time he didn’t feel as afraid to talk about it.
“Boss,” he tried again, his mouth drying.
She looked at him, smiling faintly. “Gage?”
“Yesterday, when we was walkin’ to Jack’s, you...you asked me why I couldn’t understand…” Gage licked his lips, his chest tight with nerves. “You wanted me to ‘explain myself,’ whatever that means.” He slowed to a stop, rubbing the back of his head, before letting out a long sigh and meeting her eye. “What do you want to know?”
“Why do you hate the idea of trusting people?” she said at once.
Well, that was an easy enough question to answer. “Because every fucker is out for himself,” Gage said bluntly, folding his arms. “I learned that when I was sixteen.” He paused, gripping his own arms, the bitterness of the long gone encounter rising up through his throat like bile. “I worked hard to be an asset, and my payment was for some mediocre, two-bit punk to stab me in the back.”
“Tell me about it,” Bossanova said gently.
He considered saying no—all these years later and Connor’s betrayal still smarted. But then suddenly it vomited from his lips, decades of pent-up resentment spewing out into the open air. And once he started, he found he couldn’t stop.
“I became a raider young,” Gage said to the ground, scowling at a small rock as he went. “Didn’t matter ‘bout my age, though I also lacked the sense to know when to keep my mouth shut. Had more brains than the gang put together, and they all fuckin’ knew it—could tell by the look on their faces every time I offered suggestions to help make us all stronger. None of them liked it, but my ideas worked. So much so, I was eventually approached by Connor.”
“Connor?”
“The leader. Called himself some stupid-ass title back then—‘The Harvester’ or whatever.” Despite himself, Gage let out a snort of laughter. He glanced up without thinking, and saw Bossanova smirking too. All at once, he felt his body relax, though he quickly avoided her eye again. He went on. “I thought Connor might be pissed, think I was undermining his authority. But he took my advice instead.”
Gage still remembered the evening Connor came to him. The overwhelming sense of pride, inflating his ego to dangerous proportions. Blinding him to the risks, just out of sight. Gage smiled bitterly. “So here I am, this teenage punk who's got the ear of what seems like the most powerful guy around. I'm on top of the damn world. Connor's always coming to me, asking what I think of his plans, telling me how much he trusts me.” He hesitated. “Can't lie—it all went to my head.”
Bossanova’s expression was too knowing for his liking. She nodded. “Would go to any kid’s head, I imagine.”
“Yeah, well…” Gage coughed, stalling for time. “After about a year, we come up with this plan to make peace with a rival gang—work the whole thing out in secret. Meet on neutral ground, a backup plan in case shit went south, and me negotiating with them.”
He paused, remembering his exhilaration at being included, at being needed. Connor trusted him to play the most vital role.
“Did it all go to hell?” Bossanova asked, apparently reading his mind.
“Pretty much.” Gage sighed. “Just as talks were gettin’ somewhere, I hear the gunfire and the explosions. And at first I’m thinkin’, ‘Oh shit, something went wrong. Connor’s gonna have to bail us out.’”
“But…?”
“But...I eventually picked up on the real plan. The fucker set me up, and I fell for it. Probably thought he’d got everythin’ he could from me. Probably saw me as a threat.” Gage clenched his jaw shut. “Used me as a diversion, then pissed off the other gang. He gets their stuff and I die in the crossfire. Perfect day for him. Perfect reward for my fuckin’ stupidity.”
Bossanova studied him for a while. Her face was set in a peculiar expression—soft, but searching, as if trying to see right into him.
“Don’t know how the fuck I survived, but I did,” said Gage, feeling like he might as well finish the story properly. “Thought about finding Connor and putting a bullet in his head, but that was just the anger talking. Knew where it would end up. So I learned from it and moved on. Everybody looks after themselves.” He glared at her, and she stared back, her face unreadable. He didn’t give a damn. “I’m no different. And neither are you.”
“No,” Bossanova said softly. “I suppose not.”
“So stop with the bullshit. Stop pretending. We’re both using each other to get to the top of the shit heap, and that’s as far as it goes. But at least I’m fucking honest about it.”
“Just because I’m using you to get to the top,” Bossanova replied, the same strange expression on her face, “doesn’t mean I won’t help you up when I get there.”
Gage stared at her, his anger over Connor ebbing away. It felt like a great weight had been lifted from his shoulders—a weight that he’d become so used to, he’d forgotten it was even there. Only with its removal had Gage finally recognised its presence and the damage it had done. And with the sudden lightness of his soul, he saw something else in its place. Something he couldn’t deny, as much as it worried him.
Gage sighed, rubbing his eye. “Look...I get what you’re trying to do. I really do.” He let his hand drop. “I don’t trust easily. At all, in fact. Connor fucked me over too hard for that.” Gage paused, but Bossanova didn’t speak, letting him say his piece. “I’ve been ‘round raiders for years, seen some shit—done most of it myself. I know what people are capable of an’ it ain’t pretty. But…”
He finally looked her full in the face. Bossanova wore a blank expression, her gaze sharp and focused on him. “Shit, can’t believe I’m sayin’ this, but...I’m beginning to suspect you ain’t like that, boss. If you are, then I knew all along and it’s no big deal. An’ if you’re not...well, we’ll see.”
He shrugged awkwardly, his heart hammering at exposing such vulnerability. But Bossanova beamed at him. “That’s all I needed to hear. Knew I’d get it out of you eventually.”
“Yeah yeah,” Gage grumbled, biting back a grin, feeling weak at the knees all of a sudden. “Enough talking. Let’s go kill some shit.”
“We need guns for that. I say when we get back, we stock up and move onto the next section of the park—come back for the gatorclaws when we’re good and ready. Unless you want to rest up first?”
“No,” he replied, hardly daring to believe his ears. She was making plans, pushing for more land without him fighting with her over it. Without her acting like Colter. “Any ideas where you wanna hit next?”
“I say we go for a stroll, see where the mood takes us.”
Gage chuckled. “I can get behind that, boss. I can get behind it.”
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A/N: Hi everyone. Sorry this is a little late. Going through a rough patch in my personal life right now, and I decided to drink alcohol instead of doing anything productive yesterday. Then I remembered I hadn't posted the chapter, but was too drunk to do anything about it at that point.
If you're enjoying my story, please consider leaving a comment! It really does mean the world to me.
Jack is one of my favourite characters I've ever made. She was created on a whim, when I received an ask telling me to make up a Fallout character on the spot. The sign outside the brothel was what I came up with, and down the line when I started writing MOB, I realised I HAD to include Jack.
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Summary: The Snap didn’t only affect earth’s mightiest heroes
A/N: So, this was something I wrote a while back on archive, but I thought I’d post it here as well to hopefully reach a larger audience. If you want to read the continuation of this, I’ll leave a link at the end. Enjoy!
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"(y/n), I'm scared..."
"Shh... I know. We're gonna be okay, just don't worry."
You sat on the sofa in the den, your little brother clinging to you as you watched TV. You longed to watch anything that could distract him, but the news channels had been broadcasting all day on every channel, and you knew that not letting him watch anything would just stress him out more.
"The Avengers are gonna stop them, right?"
"Of course, Dustin, they always do." You tried to say it in the most reassuring way possible, but even you could hear the doubt laced into the sentence.
No one knew quite what was going on. The news had first come on this morning during Dustin's favorite show "Thor and Friends." That alone was enough to make him start crying. It didn't help when reports started flooding in that aliens had shown up in New York, and that Tony Stark, along with a few other vigilantes, had gone missing. You weren't quite old enough to remember the first time aliens invaded New York in full detail, but you knew that it definitely wasn't good. All schools in the United States closed before the first few students could walk in the door, and your parents both ran out to stock up on supplies in case this turned into something huge, which left you at home watching your brothers: Dustin, who was nearly suffocating you at this point, and Turner, who was sleeping peacefully in his crib.
"This just in, we're getting reports that the aliens have appeared in Wakanda. We can't get any clear visuals as they're still a rather closed off country, but whatever is going on there, it's big."
"No!" Dustin ran up to the TV to get a closer look at the tiny picture they had of Wakanda on the screen. From what you could see, it just looked like a blue bubble. "They're gonna hurt Black Panther!"
"Black Panther? I don't think I know that one. Tell me about him."
"YOU DON'T KNOW BLACK PANTHER???"
His outraged tone made you smile. Of course you knew who Black Panther was, but Dustin loved talking, and more than talking, he loved explaining things. You saw this as an opportunity to take his mind off of the chaos, if only momentarily. You let him go on, telling you about every single hero (or villain) he knew, which was surprisingly a lot considering he was only six.
"The shields have gone down, I repeat, the shields have gone down. We're trying to get better visuals now, but we can confirm that among the fighting are Captain America and the King of Wakanda himself," The news anchor announced.
"I wish Thor was there," Dustin said bitterly. "He could take those aliens down in like, three-and-a-quarter seconds." You smiled. Thor was hands down his favorite avenger.
"What's this? We're having some disturbances in the skies... Ladies and gentlemen, Thor is on the battlefield! Along with some back up that appears to be a raccoon and... a tree?"
"THOR!!!!" Dustin screamed. He seemed completely unphased by the second half of that report.
The battle continued on, and because Thor was involved now, there was no point in trying to distract your brother anymore. Unfortunately, when one brother isn't seeking attention, the other is. Dustin's triumphant scream upon Thor's arrival woke up Turner, who was now crying. You made your way into the other room to comfort him.
"Shhhhh... I know, I know, Mom is much better at this but you gotta bear with me until she gets back, okay?" You bounced your brother in your arms in an attempt to replicate your mother. It didn't work. "Hey, shhhh, you're okay. You're calm. You're happy. Okay?" Somehow, that worked. You weren't sure why, but that always worked on Dustin when all else failed, and apparently it worked on Turner too. Good to know.
"(y/n)?" Dustin called from the den. He sounded scared, concerned even. You put Turner back in his crib as delicately as possible, and hurried back into the den. "I don't know that one."
He pointed at the screen, his hand trembling. You looked where he was pointing. The footage was blurry, and not terribly close, so it was hard to make out what was going on, but there seemed to be a man, clearly not human, who was... what was he doing? It looked like he was ripping something out of someone else's (who also did not look human) head. A girl (who you're pretty sure is called Scarlet Witch) was on the ground nearby, screaming and crying.
"Dustin, maybe it's time to stop watching this."
He didn't need to be told twice. He buried his face into your shirt, his back turned on the TV screen. You were almost jealous of him, because you couldn't manage to make yourself look away. You watched every brutal second of it even though it disgusted you. You let out a sigh of relief when you saw what was unmistakably Thor delivering a fatal blow to the purple man.
"Is it over?" Dustin's feeble voice asked through the fabric of your shirt.
"Yeah, it's over. You were right, Thor saved the day."
Dustin smiled up at you, sniffling, and wiped his nose on your shirt. You normally would've been disgusted at this, but you let it go under the circumstances. "Oops," he said, realizing what he'd just done. "I'm sorry..." Tears started welling in his eyes again.
"Don't worry about it, it's okay." You paused for a second to hug him. "We're okay."
Just then, the footage on the news went to static. "I'm sorry folks, but it appears we've just lost our cameras..." the screen switched back to the anchor. She looked startled. "We're not sure what the problem is but we're trying to identify..." Her gaze wandered past the camera. "Oh my god, Greg?" She stood up and rushed off screen, leaving the news set empty. You could hear screams, but not screams of fear; they were anguished, confused, and completely broken.
"(y/n), what's happening?" You could hear the fear rising in his voice again. You forced his wandering eyes away from the TV to look at you.
"Dustin, listen to me." The water works were staring again, and it took every inch of strength you had to not start crying as well. "You're calm, you're happy, you're okay". He was absolutely sobbing now. If you were upset that he got snot on your shirt before, well, let's just say this didn't make it any better. You kept on repeating that phrase, shutting your eyes so you could focus on nothing but it, because if it worked for them it could work for you too. You felt his grip on you loosen, and his sobs started to quiet. "We're okay, Dustin, we're okay."
You opened your eyes, expecting to bend down and wipe his tears away, except there were no tears. In fact, there was no Dustin anymore, only ashes at your feet where he had been standing. "What the hell..." you whispered under your breath. "Dustin? Dustin this isn't funny!" You wanted so badly for this to be a joke, but you knew that wasn't possible. You couldn't keep a brave face, not anymore. You dropped down on the ground in utter disbelief. You didn't know what to do. You ran to grab your phone, thinking of your parents, tears streaming down your face now.
"Come on, pick up, pick up!" you screamed into the phone-- but the only answer you got after your fourth try was a small cry coming from the next room. Turner. You practically dropped your phone and ran into the nursery. He was okay. Sure he was crying, but he was okay. You smiled, despite the whirlpool of despair you were feeling, and picked him up. You didn't make any attempt to shush him this time; you needed to hear him, to know he was still there. For a while, you just stood there, crying together, because you just couldn't make yourself put him down.
"It's alright," you whispered. "We're okay."
You put him back in his crib, and he peacefully fell asleep, blissfully unaware that the world around him was falling apart.
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TSMC Q4 Earnings | 5nm HPC | 7nm+ <$32M for 2019 | "7nm+ is not a Major Node" | Inventory Issues | "7nm Underutilized" | Decline in High-End Smartphone | Global GDP Growth 3.2% in 2018, 2.6% in 2019 | 7nm HPC Low Volume H2, Mass Production 2020 | Automotive Growth Slowed | Advanced Packaging
Everything comes from here
From a geographic perspective, revenue from customers based in North America accounted for 69% of total net revenue, while revenue from Asia Pacific, China, EMEA (Europe, Middle East, and Africa) and Japan accounted for 7%, 13%, 6%, and 5% of total net revenue respectively.
The Company’s owned capacity in 2019 is expected to exceed 12 million (12-inch equivalent) wafers, including capacity from three advanced 12-inch GIGAFAB® facilities, four eight-inch fabs, and one six-inch fab, in Taiwan, as well as TSMC’s wholly owned subsidiaries, WaferTech, TSMC China, and TSMC
7-nanometer contribution reached 9% of wafer revenue in 2018. 10-nanometer was 11%. And the combined 16/20-nanometer contributions was 23% of wafer revenue
7nm 23% of Revenue for Q4
64% of revenue from communications, 11% from computer, 20% from Industrial/standard, 5% from consumer. Not sure what each of these entails though.
Moving into first quarter '19, our business will be dampened by the overall weakening of the macroeconomic outlook, mobile product seasonality and the high level of inventory in the semiconductor supply chain.
Due to the overall softening economic environment, semiconductor supply chain inventory exiting 2018 stay at a much higher level than seasonal. We expect the excess inventory in the semiconductor supply chain will take a couple of quarters to digest. And the overall supply chain inventory will gradually approach to the seasonal level around the middle of this year
Now let me make comments about the CapEx. As I have said before, we believe USD 10 billion to USD 12 billion capital budget will be sufficient to support our average growth of 5% to 10% per annum in the next few years. Given the macroeconomic outlook in 2019, we are tightening this year's capital spending by several hundred million dollars to a level between USD 10 billion to USD 11 billion. That said, our commitment to support customers product ramp remained unchanged.
Out of this USD 10 billion to USD 11 billion CapEx for 2019, about 80% of the capital budget will be allocated for other advanced process technologies, which includes 7-nanometer, 5-nanometer and 3-nanometer. A little more than 10% will be spent for advanced packaging and mask making, and about 10% will be spent for specialty technologies. So this is about CapEx.
Due to the recent changes in high-end smartphone business condition, our 7-nanometer capacity will see a substantial cutback on utilization rate in fourth quarter
We forecast a slowdown in global GDP growth from 3.2% in 2018 to 2.6% in 2019 due to the weakening macroeconomic conditions leading to a low growth for the semiconductor industry.
For the full year of 2019 we forecast the overall semiconductor market excluding memory will grow 1% while foundry growth will be flat.
Our N5 technology development is well on track, with customer tapeout schedule for first half 2019 and volume production ramp in first half 2020. We are already in preparation for N5's ramp. All applications that are using 7-nanometer today will adopt 5-nanometer
In addition, we are expecting the customer product portfolio at N5 and see expanding addressable market opportunities. We expect more applications in HPC to adopt N5. Thus we are confident that N5 will also be a large and long-lasting node for TSMC.
We now become more conservative on CapEx it's because of we forecast a slower -- a lower 5-nanometer demand at the initial ramp
we forecast the number of the units of the smartphone, especially high-end smartphone, to be negative growth, the mobile business, we still grow slightly on this year regardless if the unit is dropping
Question about 2018 per segment revenue
Smartphone grows slightly. IoT grows double-digit. Automotive will be flat. HPC, if we're excluding the cryptocurrency mining, HPC also grows slightly. But cryptocurrency is a big drop from 2018 to 2019. So if we put the cryptocurrency together in the HPC, it's a big drop. It's almost a double-digit.
For 2018, smartphone roughly accounts for 45% of our wafer revenue. HPC, about 30%, 32%. IoT, single-digit, 6%; automotive, 5%; digital electronics, 6% and there's other 5% here
there's a lot of application, new application that add into, that's one, such as AI and something. We expect in the future AR/VR will be inside. The second thing is 5G itself will increase a lot in frequency band. And so that will add the silicon content inside. I'll give you a kind of feeling that the smartphone unit will drop a few percentage. TSMC will still grow the smartphone business. So that means there's a lot of increase in that revenue, it's because of silicon content, in terms of the smartphone business.
Question about how big the contribution of crypto was last year
A lot. We don't want to specify too much of the segment, particularly it belongs to one of the big customers. So...
I think 7+ will be also included in the whole 7-nanometer. And N7+ total revenue will still be somewhere around the TWD 1 billion. (~$32M USD)
7+ is not a major node, but rather it is a technology good for second wave and third wave customers. So it is come up slower when the first wave products or first wave customers ready to convert to the lower -- to another improved version. So it's -- it doesn't conflict with our 5. 5 is another major node.
Question about where decline in demand came from
High-end smartphone is one thing, and then others seeing the drop, actually you can imagine that cryptocurrencies mining, they dropped quite a lot. And then related to that might be some of the high-performance computing that you can see from other applications that related to the cryptocurrency mining.
Question about utilization rates of various nodes
*So 7-nanometer really is the major underutilized. *
7nm HPC Small Volume H2 2019, Mass Production 2020
Question about 7nm HPC ramp not being large in 2019 despite numerous new customers
But their ramp will start from probably in the second half this year with the small-volume and then going to the mass production next year.
Q: And my second follow-up has to do with the 5-nanometer ramp. And I'm trying to better understand your visibility and tapeout engagement. Should we expect a 5-nanometer ramp in 2020 to look more like a 7 or is that going to be a steeper? Any color would be appreciated.
Well, let me comment on that. 5-nanometer are ramping in 2020. I would expect that product portfolio is expanding more as compared with the 7-nanometer in 2018. How much of a steeper of that one, it will be similar or probably we're a little bit conservative. But today, we saw the better product portfolio, better customer portfolio. But steeper ramp probably will be similar.
Q: Sure. Should we assume that 5 would become bigger than 7 in 2021? Is that when the true benefits of 5 and the customer diversification that will materialize?
From today's situation and customers we engage with, yes, 2021 5-nanometer will be bigger than the 7-nanometer's same period of time. (2019 for 7nm)
Q: - I'm not sure how you classify the autonomous driving, right? But auto I think it used to be kind of a segment the company expects strong growth. Why this year we don't...
Yes. Auto if you look at the past 2 years, it's a very strong growth, 27%. But as you know, since last year, suddenly the automotive markets almost stopped growing. Many of our customers say the same thing. Very consistently. And some of them has attributed to the steel and aluminum tariffs. And that is I think is the structure of the automotive. In terms of the long-term, we still see the innovation of automotive will come out of this.
Question about dividend
Despite the short-term market weakness, if we look at free cash flow that we can generate remain very strong. So we plan to further increase dividend in 2019. We will get the board approval in February. So will make announcement after that.
Question about 5nm tapeouts
Okay. On the N5 progress, I just reported that our progress is on track and we work with the customers. And you say that whether our customers have worry or concern on EUV's readiness or stability and those kind of things, no, they are happy with us. We worked with supplier, we worked with the customer on both side and our progress is so far, so good. Now whether that they want to move into N5 or stay in the 7, all I say is all the customer who are working with us on N7 are engaging with us at N5. The product, when they want to introduce into the market that is our customer's judgment. Because N5 did offer very good performance per se as compared with N7. So some of the high-speed computing, some of the high-end smartphone, they still need to go into N5. So you would expect those customer will adopt the N5 immediately that when it is available, okay. So number of the tapeouts, I cannot tell you right now. But I already told you that all the customers are engaging with us.
Question about packaging business such as COWOS and InFO
The back-end last year is about 2.5 billion. And going forward, currently, we see the double-digit growth at least year-over-year. To clarify, backend business still is in initial stage because as you remember initially, our backend was adopted by the smartphone. But now more and more, we see the high-performance computing customer in the 5-nanometer. Almost all of them adopt -- wants to adopt what we call advanced packaging. So we see the advanced packaging business is coming to support our high-performance computing products across the leading edge customers. Just to make the record, from now on, we call -- we don't call backend. We call that advanced packaging because we realize that packaging is very different than the OSAT business we used to know
Q:And given the current macro uncertainty, have you noticed any of your customers which are during the tapeout on 7 right now, become more hesitant or cautious in terms of the production schedule?
No, they are being very aggressive because of 7-nanometer has very good performance. So they can sell them to gain the market -- to their product going to the market. So it's not slowing down. It's actually accelerating a little bit.
7+ will start to ramp probably second half or the fourth quarter of this year. Mass production will be expected in 2020.
Q: Last year, the raw wafer negatively impacted gross margin. How about this year? Are we going to still see the same change or we happen to see will be reversed maybe a benefit for this raw wafer price on margin?
We have signed a long-term contract with our suppliers in 2017 and '18. So lock in the long-term supply and also lock in the price. So we do not see any further price deterioration for us, yes.
Q: Okay, yes but given now that demand is declining and are we going to renegotiate these longer contracts with the wafer suppliers?
Yes.
Q: Second question is by when you will see your CPU revenue to reach 1% of your total revenue and also by when you will see the CPU foundry also coming from multiple customers?
That's some very specific 1% but just say that we started working with the CPU customers and starting from 7, 7+ and all the way to 5, okay? And when time's up I'll report it here, say what is percentage that we got from the CPU, okay
I think you can calculate from our customers' financial.
Question about tariffs and chinese fabs on old nodes
Okay. You talked about fab location, right? It is -- as you know, we have -- when we build fab, nowadays we only build the leading edge fabs. That is we're doing 5-nanometer fabs, preparation and we're building 3-nanometer. And the decision was made to build in Taiwan, okay? And of course, with across-the-board support from the local and administration here. Upon the trade tension, I think it appears that we will, at this point, it seems that there are much -- it is good to build a fab in Taiwan. But actually, we have almost none request from our customers to change the plan we have. We -- but however we do constantly assessing and deliberation about what's the pros and cons of that plan and whether there are other options. But so far, we haven't changed our plan. The prime reason is this: When we ramp the leading edge fabs, as you know those are really for the high-performance computing or smartphone launch, the ramp is very tight. Time-to-market is critical. And to have a leading edge fab ramp not only this fab has to be closely coupled with an R&D fab, which is in Hsinchu, the 2 teams also work as 1 team, also this fab has to collaborate with other fabs in TSMC. As our founder mentioned, there are thousands of engineers, transport from fab to fab to cope with this sudden ramp of those resources needed. So those are the background of those leading edge fabs. When we open book with our customers, this is the best sure way to ensure their product announcement and product launch and the request conversation will take them back. But we're constantly watching this on bigger geopolitical change. Of course, at this present time, we do not have plan to change that.
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Culinary History (Part 24): History of Measuring
During Anglo-Saxon times, the Winchester measure was established in England (Winchester was the capital at the time). It was based on the Winchester bushel, which was 64lb (29kg) of wheat. It was better to use wheat than flour, because the density varies less. The Winchester measure was the volume that a Winchester bushel took up. It was then subdivided down into:
bushel = 4 pecks
peck = 2 gallons
gallon = 4 quarts
quart = 4 pints
So, there were 128 pints in a bushel. A pint is 473ml, and a bushel is 35.24 litres.
There is a old saying, “A pint's a pound the world around”. A pint of wheat is actually half a pound (as there are 128 pints in a bushel, and a bushel of wheat is 64 pounds). But a pint of water weighs a pound (i.e. twice as much as wheat). Hence the saying.
The Winchester gallon was also called the corn gallon. And it wasn't the only type of volumetric measurement! There was also the wine gallon (about 3.79 litres) and the ale gallon (about 4.63 litres). The difference between them may have been because ale was drunk in larger volumes than wine.
The lack of standardization was a problem, both for customers and for the state, because it mucked around with the duty charged on goods. In 1215, the Magna Carta tried to fix it: “Let there be one measure of wine throughout our whole realm; and one measure of ale; and one measure of corn.” It didn't work. From 1066 to the end of the 1600's, there were over twelve different gallon measurements, some for liquids and some for solids.
The wine gallon was also called the Queen Anne gallon (from the 1700′s).
In the 1790's, after the French Revolution, the French began to establish the metric system. The metre was meant to be one ten-millionth of the Earth's meridian (an imaginary line between the North & South Poles), but it's actually a bit smaller, because of a miscalculation.
The French were now measuring everything in tens. (There was even an attempt at a ten-day week, the décade). The new measures were laid out in a law of the 18th Germinal. They would use litres, grams and metres, and throw out the old chaotic measurements. This was to show how rational and scientific France now was.
In 1790, George Washington asked Thomas Jefferson (Secretary of State) to work out a plan for reforming weights and measures. They already had decimal coinage. But Congress couldn't agree on either of Jefferson's reform proposals, and for the next several decades they couldn't decide on a solution.
In 1824, the British Parliament voted to use a single imperial gallon, for both dry and liquid measurements. This was defined as “the volume occupied by ten pounds of water at specified temperature and pressure”, which ended up as 277.42 cubic inches, or 4.55 litres. This was close to the old ale gallon (and bigger than the corn gallon). The other measurements (peck, etc) were shuffled to fit. Now the saying was:
A pint's a pound the world round
Except in Britain where
A pint of water's a pound and a quarter.
The imperial gallon was in place for the whole British Empire.
In 1836, America finally reformed their measurements (somewhat). But they weren't going to follow Britain. Instead, they used the old corn gallon for dry goods, and the old wine gallon for liquids.
Because of the two different systems, Britain and America have had problems with understanding each other's cookbooks. In 1969, Britain officially adopted the metric system, and this just made things harder. Nowadays, only America, Liberia and Myanmar still use the imperial system.
Measurements of size, as well as of volume, were non-standardized for a very long time. Since the middle ages, recipe-writers would write things like “finger-breadths of water”, “butter the size of a pea”. Of course, medieval cooks had no rulers, digital scales or measuring jugs. So they had to rely on comparisons that other people would understand.
The also left out things that they assumed the reader would already know. Hannah Wolley wrote The Queen-Like Closet, or Rich Cabinet in 1672. In it, she gives a recipe to make “pancakes so crisp as you may set them upright.” The recipe goes:
Make a dozen or a score of them in a Frying-pan, no bigger than a Sawcer, then boil them in Lard, and they will look as yellow as Gold, and eat very well.
This is barely a recipe at all. It gives no details on how long to cook them, how much lard to use, or how hot they should be cooked at. It wasn't intended for a beginner cook, but rather for someone who already knew how – more of a memory aid.
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Frontispiece of The Queen-Like Closet.
Back further, in the time of Ancient Rome, the situation was the same. It's very difficult to reconstruct old recipes because of this. A recipe by Apicius for “another mashed vegetable” goes:
Cook the lettuce leaves with onion in sode water, squeeze, chop very fine; in the mortar crush pepper, lovage, celery seed, dry mint, onion; add stock, oil and wine.
Measurements have often been based on the body, because so long as one person is doing the measuring, the ratio works out just fine. The Sumerians used the width of the pinky and of the hand; and the distance between the pinky-tip and thumb-tip on an stretched hand. The basic Greek measurement was the daktylos (width of a finger), and 24 of them made a cubit. The Romans used the daktylos but called it a digit.
The finger was a common kitchen measurement. Martino de Rossi (1400's Italian culinary expert) said, “take four fingers of marzipan”. Pellegrino Artusi (late 1800's cookbook writer) began one of his recipes with, “Take long, slender, finger-length zucchini”.
Handfuls were also used. Many Irish cooks still use handfuls of flour to make soda bread.
Moving away from the body – the walnut was a very common measurement, from France, Italy and England to Russia and Afghanistan. It's been used at least since the Middle Ages. This is because walnuts tend to be about the same size, and they were seen often enough to remember how big they were. There are some small varieties, such as the French noix noisette (about hazelnut size). But the common walnut is what the comparison is for. It is usually 2.5-3.5 in diameter.
The walnut (Juglans regia) was imported from Persia to Ancient Greece, and reached China by 400 AD. It was an important crop in medieval France, but didn't reach Britain until the 1400's.
Butter was often measured walnut-size. In 1823, Mary Eaton used a piece of butter “the size of a walnut” to stew spinach. In 1861, Mrs. Beeton said to use a walnut-sized butter for grilling rumpsteaks.
There were many other objects used for measurements. Peas were common, and so was the nutmeg (about a modern teaspoon). In the 1600's, bullets and tennis balls were used. Various coins were a reference too, which is how you have the silver-dollar pancakes in America.
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Nutmeg.
Yelena Molokhovets (b.1831) was a Russian cook. She wrote the famous A Gift to Young Housewives, which had over 20 editions and sold over 295,000 copies. She cut ginger the size of a thimble, and dough the size of a wild apple. Butter was, again, walnut-sized.
The modern kitchen term “dice” come from when cooks like Robert May (1558-c.1664) cut beef marrow into “great dice” and “small dice”.
The clock began to be used in the kitchen by the 1700's. But before that, recipes usually gave cooking times in prayers.
For example, a medieval French recipe for preserved walnuts says to boil them for the time it takes to say a Miserere (which is about 2min). The shortest measurement of time was the Ave Maria (about 20sec). Everyone knew how long these prayers took, because they chanted them together in church, at the same speed.
The usual way to test the heat of an oven was by simply sticking your hand in it. You'd tell from the level of pain how hot it was, and if the oven was ready for baking loaves, which needed the fiercest heat.
The paper test was used often by confectioners in the 1800's. The purpose of this test was to follow the decreasing levels of heat as the oven cooled down. Cakes and pastries, because of their high butter & sugar content, could catch fire if they were put in at a too-high temperature.
A piece of white kitchen paper was put on the oven floor, and the door was shut. If it caught fire, it was too hot. 10min later, another piece of paper was put in, and if it charred, it was still too hot. 10min more, and if the paper turned dark brown (without catching fire), then it was “dark brown paper heat”, suitable for glazing small pastries, which needed a high heat.
Then there was “light brown paper heat”, a few degrees lower, for vol-au-vents, hot pie crusts, timbales, etc. “Dark yellow heat” was a moderate temperature, for larger pastries. And finally there was “light yellow paper heat”, a gentle temperature, for meringues, manqués and génoises.
The flour test was similar. A handful of flour was thrown onto the oven floor, and you waited for 40sec. If the flour slowly browned, then it was the right temperature for bread.
The earliest thermometers were invented in the 1500's, mostly for measuring air temperature. The Fahrenheit scale was invented in 1724, and the Celsius scale in 1742. But even in the late 1800's, measuring heat in the kitchen was done with the old methods.
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Thermometers (mid-1600′s) that go up to 50°. Black dots mark each degree, and white dots mark each 10°.
Around the turn of the century, cooks began realizing the usefulness of thermometers. A new American oven called the “new White House” had an oven thermometer included, “in order to keep...strictly up to the minute.”
In 1915, the first gas oven with a fully-integrated thermometer appeared on the market. By the 1920's, electric stoves with electromechanical thermostats were being produced. However, it was easier to just buy a separate thermometer and get it fitted to the oven, if you didn't want to go out and buy a new one.
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However, the effect is negated by other factors in her design—particularly, the wide hitbox of the mech, as well as the absurdly large critical hitbox directly in the center of it. Also, armor is not very effective against weapons with high damage bursts (such as Pharah's rockets, Junkrat's grenades, or Zarya's fully-charged Particle Cannon — all of which, again, are easy to hit her with thanks to her bulk). Thus, she takes so much damage and so easily that many players don't even realize she even has Damage Reduction. The aforementioned patch brought her down to 200 armor, which is the same amount of armor as Reinhardt. Death from Above: Since the self destruct took time before it actually explodes, a common tactic that is used by D.Va players when they use her ultimate is to boost her mech upwards right before they activates the ultimate, taking advantage that the boosters would remain active even after D.Va activates her ultimate. When her mech drops to the ground, the enemy team are potentially being caught off-guard and would have less time to avoid the area covered by the self destruct explosion. Disintegrator Ray: Defense Matrix completely atomizes any projectiles in range, hence why explosives don't even detonate. Drop Pod: It's never specified, but her Call Mech ability looks like an orbital deployment via teleportation. And it can be used to flatten people. Early-Bird Cameo: She was initially revealed on Blizzard's Battle.Net page as a Starcraft II player who had to retire to defend her nation. Also, in the Hollywood Attack stage, she appears in a poster of a movie, apparently her pro-gaming sensation turned her into a celebrity/actress as well. Eject...Eject...Eject...: When her mech is about to be destroyed, she gets a warning about imminent ejection; a bright red message will flash on her HUD, reading 비상탈출 (pronounced as bisangtalchul), or "Emergency Escape". Ejection Seat: Well, not an actual seat, because D.Va lies in the cockpit instead of sitting, but her mech is equipped with ejection system. Explosive Stupidity: Averted in the current patch, but back when D.Va was subject to the same "Your own explosives hurt you" rule as every other character, she was notorious for dying to her own Self-Destruct Ultimate. The devs mercifully removed this weakness later on, partly due to Self-Destruct's countdown being made shorter. Facial Markings: Pink "whiskers" on her cheeks. Fighting Your Friend: If she kills a character she's friends with, she'll lovingly quip, "I still love you!" Frickin' Laser Beams: Her Defense Matrix fires very small lasers that shoot down incoming projectiles and other hazards. Frothy Mugs of Water: She can be seen on advertisements for Nano Cola, which looks exactly like Soju. This ad can also be unlocked as a spray. Future Spandex: She wears high tech skin-tight jumpsuit.h Fun with Acronyms: Looking closely on her default skin, will reveal that MEKA stands for: Mechanical Exo-force of the Korean Army. Gamer Chick: She's a professional gamer. It seeps into her actual combat speech; when using her Defense Matrix, she calls it raising her APMnote and when she activates her MEKA's Self-Destruct Mechanism, she boasts "Nerf this!" Additionally, her MEKA makes distinct low-bit sounds that one would expect from an older video game, and her sidearm is called the Light Gun, even going as far as to resemble a controller from a light gun game rather than having realistic ammunition and firearm colors. Gatling Good: Her mech is armed with twin rotary fusion cannons. Genki Girl: She's rarely ever not cheerful, and she treats the action around her like a game rather than an actual combat zone. Glass Cannon: In her mech-less state, D.Va can do heavy amounts of damage with just her pistol, but she can die to one or two high damage attacks and has no means of escape or defense. Goomba Stomp: It's difficult, but very possible, to crush someone with D.Va's mech when calling it in. Gun Twirling: Part of her reloading animation. Hell-Bent for Leather: Her "Junker" and "Scavenger" skins give her leather chaps, bracers and a cropped vest. Hidden Depths: A conversation with Mei reveals that D.Va has an adventurous side. She loves reading the former's journal, and wishes she could visit all the different places the climatologist explores. A quote on Eichenwalde also shows a quieter, more pensive side to her. I Know Mortal Kombat: Her mastery of video games, including Starcraft II gave her the reflexes and instincts necessary to pilot the mech. McCree: D.Va, just tell me one thing. Where'd you learn to shoot like that? D.Va: 16-Bit Hero! Improbable Age: She's only 19, in a game where almost all the other characters are at least in their mid-20s, if not 30s and up. Doesn't stop her from kicking ass alongside and against fighters with far more experience. Irony: In her MEKA, she has the most durability of any Hero in the game, at 600, a good fraction of which is armor (Roadhog also has 600 HP but it's all health that offers no damage reduction or self-regeneration).However... Outside of her MEKA, she ties with Tracer for the least HP of any Hero in the game, at 150. In-Vehicle Invulnerability: Nothing can hurt D.Va personally until her mech is destroyed and she gets out, though Sniping the Cockpit does do more damage to the mech for some reason. In the Back: D.Va's design makes flanking or attacking enemies from the rear the best way to use her offensively. Going head-to-head with anyone is a bad idea because they can "headshot" her much more easily than she can do the same. For the most part, D.Va's job in a head-on fight is to cover the rest of her team with Defense Matrix until the other team falls apart and scatters. Jack-of-All-Trades: In terms of a tank, she has the basic tools to achieve whatever the team needs (she has decent mid-to-close-range DPS, mobility and flanking options with Boosters, and her on-foot form system gives her slightly more survivability and long-range options). She excels in primarily two areas. One, her Defense Matrix destroys any projectile that comes near it, allowing her counter most forms of burst damage. Two, her ultimate itself has the highest burst damage of any attack in the game, making it instant death if the enemy is stunned or has nothing to get behind. Jerk with a Heart of Gold: D.Va's a bit bratty and arrogant and absolutely relishes the spotlight, but she takes her mission seriously and her interractions show her to be pretty chummy with other heroes, accepting without a second thought to sign autographs for Reinhardt and Lucio and complimenting Mei on her travel journal. Its also shown with some of her voice lines that she is legitimately saddened by what the Omnic Crisis has done to her country and hopes to restore it back to normal. Jet Pack: Her Boosters ability. The Juggernaut: While she activates her Boosters, few things can stop her. She can push enemies away with it, and yes, that includes punting them down into Bottomless Pit. Kid-Appeal Character: The closest Overwatch has to one, being the youngest human hero and clearly made to appeal to the young gamers. Kid Hero: Slightly older than the usual example, but is otherwise the closest example of one in Overwatch being that she's 19 in a game where the majority of the cast are above 30. The Knights Who Say "Squee!": Is a fan of Lúcio's music. When Lúcio asks her for an autograph, she will ask for his as well. Knockback: Her Boosters can push enemies out of the way, disrupting their positions at the least and potentially sending them into a nearby Bottomless Pit. Call Mech will push back any enemies in proximity of the incoming mech, meaning that someone who tries to go against a mech-less D.Va may suddenly find themselves falling off a cliff to their deaths, not helped by her Ultimate gauge charging very quickly while in this mode. Leaning on the Fourth Wall: An interaction with Soldier: 76 displays this but it isn't certain if D.Va has fourth wall awareness or she just thinks this as a philosophy or if it's just a reply to his statement. Soldier: 76: War isn't a game. D.Va: Are you sure life isn't a game, Soldier: 76? Lethal Joke Character: Mechless D.Va might seem like an easy kill, but her Light Gun shouldn't be underestimated: it has a fairly fast fire rate, doesn't suffer the harsh damage falloff of her MEKA's Fusion Cannons, and is capable of headshotting. If the player's aim is good, it's entirely possible for them to take an enemy from full HP to zero with one clip. She also gains a lot of Ultimate charge on each hit, meaning that a good on-foot D.Va can get a new MEKA within seconds, essentially negating what would be death for any other character. Lightning Bruiser: In her MEKA, she's one of the most mobile characters, has a ton of health, deals good damage, and can block incoming fire as well. Outside of her MEKA, she becomes a Long-Range Fighter. Long-Range Fighter: Outside of her MEKA, D.Va has access to an extremely accurate automatic pistol with no damage drop-off at range. Provided that she can land all of her shots (preferably headshots), she can kill most average-health characters in seconds. However, in that form, she has no mobility, no offensive or defensive abilities, and low health, so most characters able to close the distance can kill her easily. Magic Skirt: Averted with her Palanquin skin, her short skirt behaves much like a real skirt would in a fight, luckily she wears some Modesty Shorts. Meaningful Name: Her first name, Hana, means "one" in Korean. She was a world champion professional gamer who was enlisted in a special mecha division of the Korean army before joining Overwatch. Mechanically Unusual Fighter: She has two different states (in mech and on foot), and a different Limit Break for each (manual self-destruct, and summoning a new mech respectively). She also changes to a Fragile Speedster when outside her mech, and she can stay alive after her mech is destroyed if she can survive long enough to summon a new one. Military Superhero: Even though she's supposed to be a gamer, decal MEKA logo stickers on her suit and mecha indicate she's a member of MEKA - "Mobile Exo-Force of the Korean Army". Mini-Mecha: Rides around in her MEKA, which is a relatively small mech shaped like a rabbit. She calls it a "suit" when summoning it, but it's not actually Powered Armor, since it uses a cockpit and its limbs are controlled via joysticks. Modesty Shorts: When wearing her Palanquin skin, she has a pair of white biker shorts under her skirt, which is a good thing considering how often the skirt rides up when she is taken out on foot. Ms. Fanservice: She isn't the most curvaceous female member in the cast, but that bodysuit is pretty form-fitting. Additionally, D.Va also fulfills the non-looks fanservice, being a Gamer Chick that drops in a lot of gaming lingo and references, thus she's also won the hearts of male players in the 18-21 age range. Mundane Utility: Apparently her MEKA Defensive Matrix can also be used for dancing lights and playing a top-down shooter. No Sell: Her shield has a very small effective zone compared to Reinhardt or Winston, but their shields will break under fire. As long as hers is up, she will stop every projectile that meets the shield. She can negate an entire Roadhog ultimate, completely nullify Pharah's ultimate, and prevent Hanzo's, Mei's, and Zarya's ults from happening at all with her shield. Pink Means Feminine: She decorates her entire arsenal as well as parts of her costume with the color pink. Post-Apunkalyptic Armor: Her "Junker" and "Scavenger" skins wouldn't be out of place in Fallout or Mad Max. Power Fist: Her mech can punch enemies with its fusion cannons. Product Placement: Referenced and parodied In-Universe with her own brand of chips◊ named D.Vas◊, in the Game On emote, and played straight in the real world with Blizzard Entertainment's logo can be seen on her right leg of her out-of-mech suit. Pre-Explosion Buildup: Precedes her mech's self-destruction, complete with Pre-Explosion Glow and Sucking-In Lines. Product Displacement: It isn't clear just what type of soda Hana drinks during her Game On emote. The white label over the can completely obscures whatever it could be. Punch-Packing Pistol: At range, her laser pistol is more deadly than her mech's Fusion Cannons...and more accurate, too. Ranged Emergency Weapon: Her laser pistol has no damage dropoff from range, and has no accuracy spread. If you can line up every shot at a distance, you can deal massive damage in one clip. Self-Destruct Mechanism: Her ultimate has her eject from her mech while it self destructs dealing a wide area damage. She Cleans Up Nicely: While she was never unattractive to begin with, her "Palanquin" skin has her wear a traditional hanbok and a braided haircut, and she looks gorgeous. She's Got Legs: Her "Palanquin" skin has her in a hanbok with a very short skirt that accentuates her slim, feminine legs. Shoot the Bullet: Her Defensive Matrix ability is actually two laser arrays plus incredibly fast reflexes. Sore Loser: When she's killed and revives, she says, "I'm not a good loser!" That seems fitting, considering that she was a professional gamer. Stance System: Using D.Va in her mech and outside of it means essentially learning to play as two separate characters: one, a Lightning Bruiser mixed with an Action Bomb, and the other a Long-Range Fighter Glass Cannon. Super Reflexes: The reason she was drafted. It also shows up when she uses her Defense Matrix, where her Mech deploys holographic distance markers and lets her individually shoot down every projectile that comes into it. Fans have done the math, and it turns out her APM is frankly superhuman: An individual Tracer's Pulse Pistols fire 40 rounds per second. If 6 Tracers were to simultaneously fire into D.Va's Defense Matrix, D.Va can shoot down 240 rounds per second without fail, meaning she's fully capable of 14400 actions-per-minute. To put this into perspective, the highest real-life APM ever recorded was Park Sung-joon's 818. She can also fully withstand Roadhog's ultimate, which according to this post fires approximately 145 projectiles per second. If she were to face against 10 Roadhog ultimates (5 enemy Roadhogs and 5 on her team deflected by an enemy Genji), in a best-case scenario, her maximum APM would be 87500 APM. Damn. Throw-Away Guns: Taken to an extreme whenever D.Va's mech is destroyed or she triggers its Self-Destruct Mechanism. Given a little time she'll just summon a new one without incident. [Verb] This!: The enemy team hears this when she uses her Ultimate. D.Va: Nerf this! Victory by Endurance: A D.Va vs D.Va fight is this by default. Since D.Va can't fire while using Defense Matrix, one D.Va blocking the other is a complete wash. Also, trying to charge at another D.Va only results in taking the full damage of her Fusion Cannons. Thus, the vast majority of D.Va mirror fights are decided by who attacked first and who had the most health. V Sign: Does this during one of her intros and victory poses. We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties: Not unlike Gazlowe in Heroes of the Storm, if D.Va is hit by Ana's Sleep Dart, she will move the joysticks desperately to try and get her MEKA back online. Wearing a Flag on Your Head: Her Summer Games skin changes her bodysuit and mech's colors to those of the South Korean flag. What a Piece of Junk: Unlike her shiny, high-tech regular mechs, her "Junker" and "Scavenger" ones look like they were made from whatever parts were scavenged from the nearest scrapheap.
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Neither machine has a screen you could honestly describe as good. Colours are none too vivid and the viewing angles mediocre. There’s not a lot of brightness about either. But the Acer’s glossy screen - the Samsung’s panel is matte - is the least worst of the two in all ways, unless you plan on being outdoors a lot, when reflection becomes an issue, as it does with all shiny panels.The Acer is also the better connected, with three USB 2.0 ports, 10/100Mbps Ethernet, HDMI and VGA connectors against the Samsung’s single USB 2.0, one USB 3.0 and HDMI. Both machines come with single-band 2.4GHz 802.11n Wi-Fi but without optical drives. Samsung gives you Bluetooth but Acer doesn’t.I’m not a fan of Samsung's positioning the USB and HDMI ports at the back. I prefer my ports, sockets and power jacks on the side where I can see the little buggers. Twice I folded the Samsung shut only to notice something I’d forgotten about sticking out the back as I made to shove it into my backpack.
ticking out, both machines have SD card slots. But when stuffed into the Samsung, a card sticks out to the tune of half its length, which is a truly catastrophic design failure.I reckon nine out of ten punters will want to stick a 16GB or 32GB SD card into their S3 as the first order of business and leave it in there. After system requirements, you are left with less than 11GB of SSD space for files. Good luck with that.Accessing the oily parts of the Acer is very straightforward: just remove one screw and the cover panel unclips. Prising the back of the Samsung off would have required more screwdriver-induced damage to the plastic case than I was prepared to inflict on a machine not mine to abuse. Even if it had been my machine I still might not have risked it.Both Chromebooks run Linux, but the Acer does so more stably - and with better support for the built-in devicesIf the limitations inherent in Chrome as an operating system are just too much for you then you can jump ship to Linux. Installing on the Acer was by far the easier job and I had Ubuntu up and running in dual-boot in about an hour with everything working tickety-boo.
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The Samsung was more of a problem. After several hours, much ranting, some raving, and even a bit of wailing and gnashing of teeth, I finally got it running but the trackpad and SD card reader refused to work, and the entire machine froze up on me several times. Not, on balance, a good use of time.Google’s own wording gives you some idea what to expect when it comes to battery life. The C7’s removable 2500mAh battery is good for “up to four hours”. The S3’s unrated and fixed battery will keep you working for “over 6.5 hours”. Looping a 720p video turned in times of 3 hours 10 minutes and 4 hours 35 minutes, respectively. So in general use, you can expect a solid six hours from the Samsung and around four from the Acer.Has Google cracked the Chromebook second time around? Just about. Clearly you need to be in the market specifically for a cheap and smallish machine for day-to-day web surfing and some light media consumption, but assuming you are then both of these machines do a good job and the price is certainly right.
If I was buying one it would the Samsung because it’s lighter, has the superior keyboard, is more resilient to knocks and drops, and has the longer battery life. That is what I want from a Chromebook, though the sticky-out SD card is a very big drawback.The Acer counters with a better screen, an extra USB port, Ethernet and a proper hard drive plus a price tag that’s £30 lower. Which is what my someone like my mum wants from a Chromebook. And it has much better (unofficial) Linux support.Proving that last year's skunkworks Project Sputnik effort wasn't a one-off experiment, Dell has upgraded its Ubuntu Linux–powered XPS 13 Developer Edition laptop to include a new, higher-resolution screen.When the Developer Edition XPS 13 first shipped in November 2012, it came with a 13.3-inch panel with a 1366-by-768 pixel resolution. The new version that was announced on Monday packs a new, full-HD display that not only runs at 1920-by-1080, but is also brighter and offers wider viewing angles.
Everything else about the laptop remains the same. It still has a third-generation Intel Core i7 processor with Intel HD 4000 graphics, 8GB of RAM, and a 256GB SSD; it weighs just 1.36kg (2.99 lbs).Like the original version, the new XPS 13 Developer Edition is a collaboration between Dell and Canonical, makers of the Ubuntu Linux distribution, which built a custom OS image complete with high-quality drivers for the bundled hardware.The project began as a public beta program, in which Dell solicited feedback from developers about what they would like to see in their ideal notebooks. The effort garnered enough interest and support that Dell was eventually convinced to bring the resulting concept laptop to market.At the time, a top gripe among Reg readers was the XPS 13's low screen resolution – and, given that most developers we know prefer extremely high-resolution monitors, if not multiple screens, the increased screen resolution on the new version of the Developer Edition might be just what's needed to win over more buyers.
According to Canonical, the new model is available for sale now in the US and Canada for $1,549, the same list price as the previous version.Canonical says the updated XPS 13 is "also available across Europe, parts of the Middle East and Africa," though it didn't offer direct purchase links for countries outside North America.Also, some international versions of the earlier Sputnik laptop showed up bearing slightly different specs than the American model, such as a lower-powered Core i5 processor. The announcement gave no word on whether that would continue to be the case, and Dell did not immediately respond to The Reg's request for clarification. Acer's boss expects the vendor's PC shipments to slump up to 15 per cent sequentially in the first quarter, but insists the firm has a "good chance" of scraping back to black this year.The prediction illustrates the massive challenges faced by Acer, given the massive year-on-year slump in shipments it showed for the fourth quarter.JT Wang told a media briefing that its business would bottom out in the January to March quarter, Focus Taiwan reported today. But the massive slip did not mean a profit for the year overall was not possible, Wang continued.
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The expected 10 to 15 per cent drop in shipments in the quarter was down to seasonal factors and the transition to new products, Focus Taiwan said.The site did not specify what those new products were. Perhaps the Acer chairman and CEO was referring to sizzling new PC and laptop designs, in which case the vendor would need something amazing up its sleeve, given consumers' current "whatever" attitude to traditional formats.Focus Taiwan also reported that corporate president Jim Wong predicted Acer would ship 5 million tablets this year, up on the 1.8 million it shipped last year.Wong reportedly said: "We have a full spectrum, including low-cost, mid-range and high-end products." This will include 8-inch and 10-inch tablets, flagged up last month but only set to appear around the middle of the year at the earliest.However, while Acer has previously grappled for the top spot in the PC market, its tablet ambitions represent a drop in the global ocean.
IDC reported last month that total worldwide tablet shipments were 52.5 million in the fourth quarter up 75.3 per cent on the year. Apple shipped 22.9 million of those units, Samsung accounted for 7.9 million and Amazon 6 million.By comparison, worldwide PC shipments were down 6.4 per cent to 89.8 million in the fourth quarter, with Acer taking 7.8 per cent of that, as its unit shipments tumbled 28.2 per cent year on year to 6.9 million units.Distro guide Linux, it is said, is all about choice. Indeed, the ability to choose, well, pretty much everything, is probably the best thing about Linux. But the huge variety from which you can choose - ranging from distro and desktop to window manager - can also be overwhelming for newcomers.If you've ever thought about abandoning Windows or Mac OS X for Linux, but stopped short because you weren't sure which variety of Linux to choose, this guide is for you.It would be impossible to filter through every single Linux distribution and attempt to find the definitive one for every situation. There are simply too many distros out there - DistroWatch, a site devoted to tracking such things, lists hundreds of distros you can choose from.
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6 Points to Know Prior To Purchasing a Hoverboard
When acquiring a self-balancing mobility scooter, typically referred to as a Hoverboard, it is very easy to get overwhelmed with the many choices, vendors, as well as brands on the market. Not all hoverboards are equal. Just because they look similar on the outside, does not suggest they are the same on the inside. Hoverboards can be awesomely different when it pertains to the components "under-the-hood." There are several alternatives to select from, as well as special considerations for each. So exactly how do you know if you are getting an offer or obtaining burglarized? 1: Locate a Specialist. First and also most significantly, hedge your wager by purchasing from a trustworthy vendor. When you buy from Amazon, ebay.com, or Craigslist, you might get a high quality item, or you could not. These companies simply provide a way for people to market their items to big audiences, so it can be a dangerous purchase, depending on the nature of the vendor. Even if the listing specifies every one of the very best elements, you are depending on the vendor's sincerity to get a top quality item. In these cases, we highly suggest you eliminate the cover after receipt and at a minimum, evaluate the battery. It ought to have a sticker on it that states the cell-brand as well as the country of manufacture. If you uncover a discrepancy, you might be limited in your capacity to obtain a compensation or replacement from the supplier, as you will be working through a 3rd party as well as need to handle the red-tape related to that. If you get directly from a shop that focuses on hoverboards, nonetheless, there is a lot more responsibility, and also you could get in touch with the seller straight if there is a problem. As an included incentive, without all those listing costs, the prices are frequently reduced at independent stores also. A firm with strong products will certainly be pleased of it, and also provide a husky return plan. Any less than that, and purchaser beware - you could be at risk of getting a lemon. 3: Obtain an Excellent Battery. Need that your hoverboard contains a Samsung or LG battery. The battery is the heart of a hoverboard, and also more-so compared to any other option, you need to ensure you are getting a good one. Lithium Ion batteries are very effective, and more unpredictable compared to various other sort of rechargeable batteries. They do not charge well in severe warmth or cold, when released excessive, or overcharged, they could fume and also catch on fire. Samsung has actually been in the battery as well as consumer electronic devices service for years, as well as they make an excellent hoverboard battery with proper wiring to cut off charging at the correct time and make sure an even bill across all cells. LG batteries are comparable hereof. They are much safer batteries, as well as will withstand even more fee cycles than a common battery made by a factory that does not have the exact same quality control standards. If you use your hoverboard mainly indoors, any of them will certainly be adequate, but if you are outdoors, assume concerning how lots of splits or bumps you will certainly come across. The 6.5 inch center will take care of up to quarter inch bumps quite well, but if they are regular or bigger compared to that, the larger 8 inch wheels assist. If you are using your hoverboard to go larger ranges, a 10 inch center will certainly be even much more comfy. If something breaks, it assists to have a firm with manufacturing facility links, that can chat to the engineers to aid you repair the trouble. If you work with a company that can offer them, you will certainly not have not wasted all of your loan on a lemon that can not be fixed. 6: Know the electric motor power level. Typically, the smaller sized the hoverboard wheel, the smaller the electric motor inside. This does not influence performance, rate, weight limit, or long life; it is just that you desire it to be combined effectively, or you could have way too much or inadequate torque for your wheels, making it more challenging to ride. We locate that for a responsive, yet very easy to regulate trip, 500 complete watts is a good target for the 6.5 inch wheel, 600 benefits the 8 inch, as well as 700 is ideal for the 10 inch. Divide these numbers by two to obtain the suitable power level per wheel. If the seller doesn't know the solution to these questions, you might wish to search a bit. That's about it! Think about the shop's credibility, their return plan, the battery kind, the wheel dimension, whether or not they have replacement components, and also the hoverboard's wattage. These 6 factors to consider will certainly aid you acquire an excellent quality hoverboard that supplies many years of satisfaction and also ease. Satisfied hoverboarding!
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When acquiring a self-balancing scooter, commonly called a Hoverboard, it is simple to obtain bewildered with the many choices, suppliers, and also brand names on the market. Not all hoverboards are equal. Just because they look similar on the outside, does not imply they coincide on the within. Hoverboards can be awesomely various when it involves the parts "under-the-hood." There are several options to choose from, and also unique considerations for every. So just how do you know if you are obtaining a deal or getting robbed? 1: Locate a Professional. And most notably, hedge your wager by purchasing from a credible vendor. When you purchase from Amazon, ebay.com, or Craigslist, you may obtain a high quality item, or you might not. These business simply offer a way for individuals to sell their items to big audiences, so it can be a dangerous acquisition, depending on the nature of the seller. Even if the listing specifies all the most effective elements, you are relying on the vendor's sincerity to get a quality item. In these instances, we strongly suggest you remove the cover after invoice and at a minimum, evaluate the battery. It ought to have a sticker label on it that specifies the cell-brand and also the country of manufacture. If you uncover an inconsistency, you could be restricted in your ability to obtain a settlement or replacement from the supplier, as you will be overcoming a third party as well as have to deal with the red-tape connected with that. If you purchase straight from a shop that focuses on hoverboard , however, there is far more responsibility, and you can get in touch with the vendor straight if there is a trouble. As an added perk, without all those providing costs, the rates are often lower at independent stores. A business with solid products will certainly be pleased of it, as well as use a beefy return plan. Any kind of much less compared to that, as well as customer beware - you may be at risk of buying a lemon. Need that your hoverboard includes a Samsung or LG battery. The battery is the heart of a hoverboard, and also more-so compared to any type of various other choice, you need to make certain you are obtaining a good one. Samsung has actually been in the battery as well as consumer electronics business for years, and they make a great hoverboard battery with appropriate circuitry to cut off billing at the appropriate time and also ensure an also bill across all cells. If you use your hoverboard mostly indoors, any of them will suffice, yet if you are outdoors, believe about exactly how many fractures or bumps you will certainly encounter. The 6.5 inch hub will certainly take care of up to quarter inch bumps rather well, however if they are constant or bigger compared to that, the larger 8 inch wheels aid. If you are utilizing your hoverboard to go larger ranges, a 10 inch hub will be even a lot more comfortable. 5: Consider your substitute parts. If something breaks, it aids to have a firm with factory connections, that can speak to the engineers to assist you troubleshoot the issue. When the problem is identified, you will most likely require substitute parts. If you deal with a firm that can give them, you will not have not squandered all your cash on a lemon that can not be fixed. Usually, the smaller the hoverboard wheel, the smaller the motor inside. We find that for a receptive, yet easy to regulate ride, 500 complete watts is an excellent target for the 6.5 inch wheel, 600 is excellent for the 8 inch, and 700 is ideal for the 10 inch. Split these numbers by two to obtain the suitable power level per wheel. That's about it! Consider the store's online reputation, their return policy, the battery type, the wheel size, whether or not they have replacement components, as well as the hoverboard's electrical power. These 6 factors to consider will certainly aid you purchase a high quality hoverboard that supplies several years of satisfaction as well as benefit. Happy hoverboarding!
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When purchasing a self-balancing scooter, frequently referred to as a Hoverboard, it is easy to obtain overwhelmed with the many alternatives, vendors, and also brand names on the marketplace. Not all hoverboards are equivalent. Just because they look comparable on the outside, doesn't suggest they coincide on the in. Hoverboards can be awesomely various when it involves the parts "under-the-hood." There are many options to pick from, and unique considerations for each and every. Exactly how do you recognize if you are obtaining a bargain or obtaining burglarized? 1: Find an Expert. As well as most notably, hedge your bet by getting from a trustworthy vendor. When you buy from Amazon, eBay, or Craigslist, you may get a quality item, or you might not. These companies simply supply a way for individuals to offer their products to big audiences, so it can be a high-risk acquisition, relying on the nature of the vendor. Even if the listing specifies every one of the most effective parts, you are relying upon the vendor's honesty to obtain a high quality product. In these instances, we highly suggest you eliminate the cover after invoice and also at a minimum, inspect the battery. It needs to have a sticker on it that mentions the cell-brand and the nation of manufacture. If you discover a discrepancy, you may be restricted in your ability to obtain a payment or replacement from the vendor, as you will be resolving a 3rd party and need to handle the red-tape related to that. If you buy straight from a shop that concentrates on hoverboards, however, there is much more liability, and also you can contact the seller straight if there is a trouble. As an added reward, without all those detailing costs, the costs are commonly lower at independent stores too. 2: Find out about the Return Policy. A business with solid products will certainly take pride in it, and supply a husky return policy. One Month is typical. Any kind of less than that, as well as buyer beware - you could be at threat of purchasing a lemon. Require that your hoverboard consists of a Samsung or LG battery. The battery is the heart of a hoverboard , and also more-so compared to any kind of various other option, you need to make sure you are obtaining a good one. Samsung has been in the battery and consumer electronic devices organisation for years, and also they make a great hoverboard battery with proper circuitry to cut off billing at the appropriate time and make sure an also charge across all cells. If you utilize your hoverboard mainly inside your home, any of them will certainly be adequate, however if you are outdoors, assume concerning just how lots of splits or bumps you will certainly run into. The 6.5 inch hub will certainly manage up to quarter inch bumps pretty well, however if they are frequent or larger compared to that, the bigger 8 inch wheels assist. If you are utilizing your hoverboard to go larger ranges, a 10 inch hub will be also a lot more comfy. If something breaks, it aids to have a company with manufacturing facility connections, that can speak to the designers to aid you fix the issue. If you work with a company that could provide them, you will not have not wasted all of your money on a lemon that cannot be repaired. 6: Know the motor wattage. Commonly, the smaller sized the hoverboard wheel, the smaller the motor inside. This does not influence efficiency, rate, weight limitation, or long life; it is merely that you desire it to be paired effectively, or you may have way too much or insufficient torque for your wheels, making it more challenging to ride. We discover that for a receptive, yet simple to control flight, 500 complete watts is a good target for the 6.5 inch wheel, 600 is good for the 8 inch, and 700 is suitable for the 10 inch. Split these numbers by 2 to obtain the optimal power level each wheel. If the vendor doesn't understand the response to these concerns, you might wish to look around a little bit. That has to do with it! Consider the store's reputation, their return plan, the battery type, the wheel size, whether or not they have replacement parts, and also the hoverboard's power level. These 6 considerations will help you get a premium quality hoverboard that supplies several years of satisfaction and comfort. Happy hoverboarding!
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How To Decide An Air Compressor For Your Woodworking Shop
šroubové kompresory I began out my woodworking vocation with a quarter-sheet electric powered sander, rapidly graduated to a random orbit electric disc sander and ultimately recognized that I could considerably shorten sanding time with an air palm sander. I settled on a 5" Dynabrade sander and Sears 3HP air compressor. It took me much less than an hour to recognize my blunder: The tiny compressor I purchased could not begin to preserve up air calls for of the air sander. It would run out of air pressure practically instantly and the air sander would sluggish down to the level of staying ineffective. I would then have to wait around for various minutes for the pressure to build up all over again to get yet another minute of sanding. To make matters even worse, I had a few people employed as sanders and so I would need to hold a few devices jogging at leading velocity all day lengthy. I did some math and discovered that I would will need a ten horsepower air compressor with a big tank to do this. I was lucky to come across a used a single for not way too much dollars but it necessary three phase electrical power and plenty of it. A lot more dollars went out for an electrician to wire it up to the building's 208 volt three-period energy. The huge air compressor was so loud it could be heard all about the developing and down the block but it powered these three sanders from dawn to dusk. The excellent information is that it compensated for itself in saved sanding time incredibly promptly. Air sanders are intense and productive. They are light-weight in excess weight when as opposed to their lesser electric powered cousins. My sanders took to them instantly and production took off. I was as happy as they ended up. Quickly there was an additional device aside from the air compressor necessary obtaining huge quantities of air in the store: an Onsrud inverted pin router. It was also good to be in a position to blow sawdust of benches and machine although cleaning upon the store at the conclude of the day. The compressor was also used to spray finishes on the completed home furnishings. Yrs later, I developed a smaller woodworking shop in my property which only needed a single air sander operating at a time. For that shop, I purchased an air compressor half the dimensions and isolated in a soundproof space in just one corner of the shop. I ran ¾" galvanized pipe beneath the store floor to 3 regulators at 3 various easy places. The device I acquired for that store as a 5 HP Ingersoll Rand design with an 80 gallon tank. At the 80 PSI needed by my Dynabrade sander, the compressor would make adequate air all day very long. I must say that that compressor was very nicely developed. All I had to do was keep an eye on the oil stage in the sight glass. At night time, I would convert off the grasp air valve on the side of the machine, leaving the electricity on, to silence the compressor for the night. I have to think that, getting read this considerably, you have some desire in employing an air compressor to electricity air resources in your store. Most probably, a two-phase reciprocating air compressor will fill the needs of a small to medium shop. As a rule of thumb, a 5 HP air compressor will energy 1 air sander, a 7.five HP device will electric power two and a 10 HP machine will be necessary for 3 sanders. The dimensions of the compressor's air tank is an significant thought: The smaller sized the tank, the additional often the compressor will want to cycle on and off, This is tough on the two the motor and compressor pump about time and it employs a lot more electricity. I would not even think about an air compressor utilized to electric power an air sander with less than a sixty gallon tank and I would truly feel significantly a lot more comfortable with an 80 gallon tank. The type of electrical electrical power needed by an air compressor is another thought. If you have three-section electric power available at your area, fine. Three stage motors are inclined to use electricity a bit a lot more proficiently than solitary-period motors. Substantial air compressors will all call for three-period electric power but the 5 HP models appear either way. If you do not have 3-period electrical power available, you can manufacture it with a rotary or digital period converter as I did in my smaller store. No matter whether you use single or a few stage electric power, you will require 230V AC energy for single-period motors and 208 or 220V AC for the three-phase selection. Be sure to check out the voltage and amperage demands of any air compressor prior to you acquire it. Electricians can be expensive. A two-phase compressor pump is a have to for a machine of this measurement. Two-phase equipment have two cylinders, a single much larger than the other. Air is very first launched into the massive cylinder the place it is partially compressed and despatched to the more compact cylinder for closing compression into the tank. As air is compressed, heat is generated and so a good equipment will constantly have a finned intercooler designed in. Compression not only creates warmth but squeezes water out of the air which finishes up in the tank. Tanks can rust internally in excess of time and if this is not kept in check, the rusted air tank can eventually explode triggering huge injury and even loss of life. That is why it is critically significant to drain the tank of h2o each and every day. Most machines appear equipped with a drain valve at the lowest place of the tank. If you do not want to spray water all more than the floor less than the compressor, you could want to consider piping it from the valve to a different area this sort of as below the ground or into a drain. Piped water will move uphill into a sink because it is becoming pushed out of the tank by compressed air. You will need at minimum just one regulator and a h2o trap in line in advance of it. These are not high-priced. A regulator makes it possible for you to established the accurate air strain for the instrument you will be utilizing (say, eighty PSI) instead of tank strain (say, 175 PSI). Air output of a compressor pump is expressed in normal cubic ft per minute (SCFM) or just cubic ft for each minute (CFM). Not all 5 HP compressors put out the same volume of air for every moment. This is a purpose not only of motor horsepower but also the efficiency of the compressor pump the motor is powering. The higher the CFM, the a lot less your compressor will have to cycle on and off to retain up with the demands you are placing on it. A little compressor pump on a huge tank will produce no far more air than on a little tank. The only distinction will be in the quantity of moments the compressor cycles on an off each and every hour and the time it can take to recompress the tank on each cycle. In the finish, you will need to fork out awareness to SCFM (or CFM) far more than you do motor horsepower or tank size. Air circulation is the end product or service of any compressor and the CFM have to be adequate to the job at hand. All reciprocating air compressors toss out oil with the air they compress. When the tank reaches it is designed maximum kilos for each sq. inch, a force swap will interrupt electrical electricity to the motor. Concurrently, a specified volume of oily air will be released into the shop setting. You might see oil collecting on the wall guiding the compressor and on the pump and compressor as well about time. This is not cause for alarm but periodic cleansing may be essential. Reciprocating (piston type) air compressors make sound and this is something you need to strategy on for the sake of by yourself, your personnel and some others who surround your area. If peaceful is an significant conditions, you may want to look at investing the additional funds for a screw-variety air compressor. Screw-kind compressors have no pistons or cylinders. Air is compressed in turbine manner by a large metal screw, turning at a incredibly high pace. These compressors just purr in comparison to the reciprocating kind but they are really pricey. They seem more like a quiet jet engine than a loud truck motor. I hope this short article has been useful to you. Obtaining an air compressor for your woodworking store can be a rather pricey investment when you contemplate piping, regulators, hoses, water traps, wiring and electricians. You will want to purchase a device that is equal to the work opportunities you will be doing but no far more than that. Obtaining the mistaken air compressor can be a incredibly costly blunder. My intention in writing this has been to give you the understanding you will require to pick out the correct a single.
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How To Choose An Air Compressor For Your Woodworking Shop
manometry I started off out my woodworking vocation with a quarter-sheet electrical sander, quickly graduated to a random orbit electrical disc sander and finally recognized that I could significantly shorten sanding time with an air palm sander. I settled on a 5" Dynabrade sander and Sears 3HP air compressor. It took me much less than an hour to recognize my error: The tiny compressor I purchased could not begin to hold up air requires of the air sander. It would run out of air strain just about right away and the air sander would sluggish down to the position of being ineffective. I would then have to wait for numerous minutes for the tension to make up once again to get another moment of sanding. To make issues even worse, I had 3 folks hired as sanders and so I would will need to hold three equipment working at prime pace all day lengthy. I did some math and uncovered that I would need a 10 horsepower air compressor with a substantial tank to do this. I was fortunate to find a applied one particular for not way too much funds but it needed 3 period electrical power and lots of it. A lot more dollars went out for an electrician to wire it up to the building's 208 volt three-section electricity. The huge air compressor was so loud it could be heard all more than the making and down the block but it run individuals a few sanders from dawn to dusk. The excellent information is that it compensated for alone in saved sanding time really speedily. Air sanders are intense and efficient. They are light-weight in excess weight when when compared to their lesser electric cousins. My sanders took to them right away and output took off. I was as content as they have been. Shortly there was one more device aside from the air compressor necessary getting massive quantities of air in the store: an Onsrud inverted pin router. It was also great to be ready to blow sawdust of benches and device while cleaning upon the shop at the stop of the day. The compressor was also utilized to spray finishes on the accomplished furnishings. Years afterwards, I developed a lesser woodworking shop in my home which only necessary just one air sander jogging at a time. For that store, I bought an air compressor fifty percent the dimensions and isolated in a soundproof room in just one corner of the shop. I ran ¾" galvanized pipe below the store ground to 3 regulators at three diverse easy areas. The device I ordered for that store as a 5 HP Ingersoll Rand model with an eighty gallon tank. At the 80 PSI essential by my Dynabrade sander, the compressor would develop enough air all day extended. I should say that that compressor was extremely very well designed. All I had to do was keep an eye on the oil level in the sight glass. At evening, I would switch off the grasp air valve on the side of the machine, leaving the electric power on, to silence the compressor for the evening. I ought to suppose that, obtaining study this considerably, you have some fascination in making use of an air compressor to electricity air resources in your shop. Most likely, a two-stage reciprocating air compressor will fill the requirements of a tiny to medium shop. As a rule of thumb, a 5 HP air compressor will energy one particular air sander, a 7.5 HP equipment will power two and a 10 HP equipment will be required for a few sanders. The size of the compressor's air tank is an critical consideration: The smaller sized the tank, the much more frequently the compressor will require to cycle on and off, This is hard on the two the motor and compressor pump more than time and it utilizes more electric power. I would not even look at an air compressor utilized to energy an air sander with a lot less than a sixty gallon tank and I would truly feel considerably a lot more comfortable with an 80 gallon tank. The sort of electrical energy needed by an air compressor is yet another thought. If you have 3-period energy offered at your place, wonderful. Three period motors tend to use energy a little bit more effectively than one-period motors. Substantial air compressors will all require 3-period power but the five HP types come possibly way. If you do not have three-stage electric power available, you can manufacture it with a rotary or digital stage converter as I did in my scaled-down shop. Whether or not you use single or a few phase electrical power, you will will need 230V AC electrical power for single-section motors and 208 or 220V AC for the a few-phase assortment. Be positive to examine the voltage and amperage needs of any air compressor before you get it. Electricians can be high priced. A two-phase compressor pump is a need to for a machine of this size. Two-stage machines have two cylinders, one particular greater than the other. Air is 1st introduced into the huge cylinder exactly where it is partly compressed and sent to the scaled-down cylinder for remaining compression into the tank. As air is compressed, warmth is produced and so a fantastic device will constantly have a finned intercooler created in. Compression not only creates heat but squeezes h2o out of the air which ends up in the tank. Tanks can rust internally above time and if this is not stored in check out, the rusted air tank can at some point explode leading to incredible damage and even dying. That is why it is critically significant to drain the tank of water each and every working day. Most equipment come outfitted with a drain valve at the most affordable place of the tank. If you never want to spray h2o all in excess of the flooring less than the compressor, you could want to think about piping it from the valve to an additional area this kind of as below the flooring or into a drain. Piped water will flow uphill into a sink mainly because it is currently being pushed out of the tank by compressed air. You will need to have at the very least 1 regulator and a drinking water trap in line in advance of it. These are not costly. A regulator lets you to established the correct air strain for the resource you will be making use of (say, 80 PSI) alternatively of tank pressure (say, a hundred seventy five PSI). Air output of a compressor pump is expressed in normal cubic toes for each moment (SCFM) or just cubic ft per minute (CFM). Not all 5 HP compressors place out the similar quantity of air per moment. This is a perform not only of motor horsepower but also the efficiency of the compressor pump the motor is powering. The greater the CFM, the a lot less your compressor will have to cycle on and off to keep up with the calls for you are putting on it. A modest compressor pump on a big tank will produce no much more air than on a modest tank. The only variation will be in the number of periods the compressor cycles on an off each hour and the time it requires to recompress the tank on every single cycle. In the conclude, you will need to shell out interest to SCFM (or CFM) additional than you do motor horsepower or tank size. Air movement is the end product or service of any compressor and the CFM must be ample to the career at hand. All reciprocating air compressors throw out oil with the air they compress. When the tank reaches it is intended maximum lbs for every square inch, a force swap will interrupt electrical energy to the motor. At the same time, a specified total of oily air will be unveiled into the store environment. You may possibly see oil amassing on the wall at the rear of the compressor and on the pump and compressor as nicely above time. This is not bring about for alarm but periodic cleaning may be necessary. Reciprocating (piston type) air compressors make sounds and this is something you want to system on for the sake of on your own, your staff and others who surround your place. If silent is an crucial conditions, you may well want to take into account spending the more dollars for a screw-kind air compressor. Screw-variety compressors have no pistons or cylinders. Air is compressed in turbine trend by a massive steel screw, turning at a quite higher velocity. These compressors just purr in comparison to the reciprocating form but they are extremely high priced. They seem much more like a tranquil jet engine than a loud truck motor. I hope this write-up has been handy to you. Getting an air compressor for your woodworking shop can be a relatively expensive financial commitment when you consider piping, regulators, hoses, h2o traps, wiring and electricians. You will want to obtain a device that is equal to the jobs you will be performing but no more than that. Getting the improper air compressor can be a extremely expensive slip-up. My intention in producing this has been to give you the understanding you will want to select the right one.
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