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ranger-danger · 4 days ago

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Sorry can’t Shadowheart tomorrow. It’s Kane and Wyrmling time. Or in other words The Mystery Of The Egg Solved By A DnD Party Entirely Made Of Freaks.*

*Doesn’t help that Kane calls almost all races “lactaters” and “milk drinkers” despite having a preference for boobs. As well as the fact he’s pretending to be human.

#let’s see #we’ve got a yuan ti pureblood with amnesia and a dragon #a gnome tiefling pretending to be a normal tiefling #a sentient wisp that lives in a pot #a 15 year old that deals extremely high damage and murders #and a 12 year old who got kicked out of college and only drinks wine #Kane also keeps getting boosts from the dm #except he still can’t deal damage for shit #and because I mis pronounced his weapon’s name it’s made of something entirely different #dnd #I really wish I got to use his Psi abilities more often #but we should level up after next session so he’ll probably get a boost #I really want to give him scale mail #‘no guysss I’m a human. sssee? would a sssnake wear sscale mail?’

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