#and anything else that sounds vaguely healthful inside your spice cupboard
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I ran out of lemon juice (what even is my life) so my next batch of firewater will have to be made with a mixture of lime juice and vinegar.
Woe is me.
#its a traditional home remedy for those afflicted with The Plague#its usually lemon or vinegar mixed with lots of salt and cayenne pepper and chili pepper and ginger and honey#and anything else that sounds vaguely healthful inside your spice cupboard#it tastes good if you are a coward and make it the wrong way#it tastes like battery acid and and a spice shelf in an asian market if you've made it right#and either way it's absolutely 100% ineffective#but i have to feel like i'm doing something and it's better if that something is distasteful and uncomfortable#because that's how i know it's working (it's not i know it's not send help)
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