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partybarty · 1 year

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I want to set things straight, I am not a soccer fan. I barely understand the rules. However, I keep finding myself in situations where I am the most knowledgeable person on soccer in the group while watching soccer. Therefore, everyone thinks I know and like soccer. This is false.

#i just love world cups #and I love women #and I love to see Australia winning #admin b and I keep taking the sports virginity of our friends #we took them to a sports stadium for the first time #to their first soccer matches #to their first rugby league matches #and soon to their first cricket matches #I also took my cousins husbands rugby union sports virginity #and also we have a spreadsheet with official rankings on all the wallabies butts

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