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Liyue Gazette — Lantern Rite 2025 Special Edition (Special Correspondent: Paimon)

Hello Travelers, and Happy Lantern Rite!

Have you all been to Liyue? How's it been? Paimon's here to proudly present the "Liyue Gazette — Lantern Rite Special Edition"! It's been four days since the event started, so let's check out some fun stats!

Data Collection Deadline: January 26, 2025 12:00 (UTC+8)

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Ultimate Besties Tournament: Round 3

Propaganda below cut

The Protagonists (submitted 4 times):

they're found family and both are extremely underrated and paimon is way too overhated. JUSTICE FOR MY OVERHATED QUEEN AND HER IRRITATING OLDER SIBLING!!

That’s their baby sister ur honor

they pals :)

Paimon haters go suck a lemon I love my emotional support pixie and always will; "BECAUSE THATS WHAT IT MEANS TO BE BEST FRIENDS" I'M SOBBING; They have such sibling energy fr tho. Only thing keeping Traveler sane on god

Redemption Arc (submitted 4 times):

My dickhead son and his plant based alternative mom

She saw that he had good in him despite being a villain; knocked him down to his absolute lowest and then helped him pick up the pieces; The level of unspoken communication between them is so sweet. Ex. Nahida sends Wanderer to various events under the guise of "making sure nothing goes wrong" but actually she's getting him participating in things to get him out of his shell; Conversely I think observing him helps Nahida understand the world/relationships between humans; They're just so cute I love the soft spot Wanderer has for his adoptive mother.; headcanon that he rants about her "annoying" him but 100% would turn around and beat someone up for talking smack about her

Two people who just escaped The Horrors choosing each other as family……… yes please

All of Sumeru (submitted 1 time):

I feel like the Sumeru cast is the most tight-knit out of all of them, since all of them have a connection to someone. They have good reason to be close, too--most of them came together to free Nahida from her confinement. It's always fun to see them all interact on-screen, too.

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Genshin Impact | Official Paimon emote from paimon_genshin7

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Look at this blue sky post NOW

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Paimonism of the day! Paimon has an emergency backpack... Somewhere.

Mod note: I believe something similar was mentioned before but I can't remember where. This also could be/ be in the 'pocket dimension' (← might not actually be one but let's call it that) she disappears into though this cutscene does not show her doing that.

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JP Paimon is like, so rude compared to EN Paimon it cracks me up.

For starters, her usual second person pronoun is オマエ (omae). This is standard for rude/direct characters in anime, so it might not sound that bad, but in real life, this could easily get you in a fistfight. And she never changes it for anyone, no matter how important they are.

Also, zero honorifics. She calls anyone by name. No さん (-san), no 殿 (-dono), no 様 (-sama), nothing. Just the name and name alone. The only one that gets the honor is Diluc... Or ディルックの旦那 (Master Diluc), as she calls him.

She's also kind of foul-mouthed, lmao. You know how Paimon calls Venti "Tone-Deaf Bard"? Well, in JP it's 吟遊野郎 (Bard Bastard). No hesitation whatsoever.

And you know what? I wouldn't have her any other way.

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MONDSTADT CITY IS CANONICALLY, REAFFIRMED AGAIN AND AGAIN, CONSIDERED A HOME FOR THE TRAVELER !!!! I'M SO SICK !!!!!

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I noticed that Diluc is letting Paimon play with his mask in this art and I find that really sweet <3

also he's staring at traveler but that's besides the point

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Wait no I'm losing it where did she hear that

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Venti mentioned in Emily story quest

Source

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One day we will meet again!

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Paimonism: Paimon doesn't seem to think of herself as a fairy. (She has been called a pixie a few times though)

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✦ Paimon deserves one f-bomb pass and she should absolutely use it on Dainsleif

Thank you for listening.

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Happy Birthday, Paimon!

Ahem. Traveler, you have presents for Paimon today, don't you?

Aww, these are the presents you prepared already? Paimon knew you wouldn't forget about her birthday! Hee-hee.

Whoa, s—so many desserts! *chomp* *munch* These are all Paimon's favorites! They must have cost you a fortune, so Paimon will make sure every Mora was well spent by finishing them all!

Ahh, if only Paimon could have 10 birthdays each year... No, no, make it 100! And Paimon would spend every single one of them with you for sure!

Thanks to 鉢人 for the fantastic artwork!

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Memories of about a year ago, exploring unknown Chasm areas… ✨

Happy birthday Paimon and Itto!