#and also i wanna smooch dwarves

[sexysecy69]

Screaming into the void that DA:D brings the beautiful showstopping Maevaris Tilani and let us romance her.

One of the list of motives to love her, in no particular order:

•She had what we could never: a relationship with a Tethras dwarf

[meteors-lotr]

I think we need to dehumanize the races in lotr a lot more

Cause, then all being just “Human but pointy ears”, “Human but small” “Human but small AND pointy ears” like that shit boring my guy

I’m absolutely obsessed with any Hobbit designs that has a tail. I think that’s cute as fuck. I also think we can go further. Make em furry! Make ‘em fluffy and fuzzy! I once saw someone who thought Hobbits were mouse like creatures, and like that’s cool as hell! Make ‘em happy fluffy lil guys, with rodent like features like a snout like nose and lil rodent teeth

Elves need to be a lot more freaky than they are. Make em all tall and gangly and spindly and freaky. Like, The other mother from Coraline, before her “Final” form. Big bug like eyes, translucent skin, shit like that! Having elves just be like, gorgeous people with long silky hair is so overdone. I want them to look like something from a creepy pasta.

Dwarves…I’m actually struggling a lil more for them. I have like a clear image for hobbits and elves in my head, but not really for the dwarves. I know I do want them to be a lot more like…rocky, than they already are. Like, a tiny bit golem like. Make ‘em have rocks growing out of their body, or diamonds, or both! Or maybe you could play into the dragon aspect, since dwarves are prone to dragon sickness.

Orcs are fucking perfect. Beautiful fucking creatures, I wanna give ‘em all a smooch

[magnetic-rose]

therapist: so what are we gonna discuss tod-

me: i agree with most people that say varric SHOULDN’T be a companion... he should be an advisor. inquisition already established that he could do the same job leliana does if he put effort into it. he feels directly responsible for all the shit that’s been going down in thedas for the past few years, has a direct connection to red lyrium, and various important contacts in tevinter including his cousin maevaris tilani, who is rumored to be a companion in the game. plus, he’s a politician and incredibly rich. he’s not gonna go out into missions with you, but i bet he’ll be one of the main guys funding this new organization. also, varric is one of the best previous companions to fund an organization that’s going against solas. since dwarves don’t dream, solas can never spy on him. and i just really wanna smooch him. your honor, i rest my case.