#and also i think theyve all happened to have been m/m now that i think about it. so other forms may have different commonalities

[bmpmp3]

im largely an outsider so take my opinions with a grain of salt but one thing thats been disappointing me in the few omegaverse stories ive read, despite how much the genre intrigues me in theory, is the like.. biological monogamy? with the biting stuff? i dunno i dont care for soulmate and soulmate adjacent stuff in general and tbh im not super invested in the horny aspect (although i do respect and appreciate it. guards impregnate that man etc etc) as much as i am in the speculative fiction biology+exploration of human sociopolitical landscapes through an anthropomorphized lens so this is a me problem but i do just know too much about too many animals so the claiming bite stuff being anything more than just bedroom play completely breaks my suspension of disbelief. all this to say i do keep telling my irl loved ones that i need to make the white throated sparrow based omegaverse i see in my minds eye. i see it so clearly. i see it so clearly.

[opal-owl-flight]

Can you please tell us more about Neo4. What's their background.

“I need your help.”

Thing is -- I dont exactly own that character! Hes owned by @pastille-pain ... I asked them abt his deets, so here it is under the readmore!

His recruitment by 3 is also under the readmore :) (+more notes abt pre-sploon3)

(From my pal)

My Precious Soy Sauz

Aka croissant

Where he comes from is inkopolis

Lived there his whole life actually. A very sheltered kid due to being raised by grandparents that were in Octaria at one point. So they wanted to make sure nothing really happened to him

An only child but he had his cousin (Nakji, Takoyaki) of the three, he'd be the middle child with Nakji and the youngest.

He's got two friends (three if we count malachite -- the smallfrt) outside of the platoon. Dulce, and (unfortunately) Scara

He dating Melon (oc of mine), we know this

Kinda funny it started as her just battling with him cause he was good but then it turned something more

His time before the platoon was mostly

"Hey are you related to that Sauz idol?" Or "hey, you related to that Sauz wrestler?" It got annoying very quickly so he started introducing himself as croissant and nothing else

Aside from that, if he wasn't turfing he was at home reading or watching shows. Guys a very boring person

He's a pretty big OTH fan...

All this above is still the same even while being apart of the platoon minus the constant questions about his relatives and adding college into the mix

He can do some really cool shit when he's focused (like absolutely demolish competition in turf) but he's also easily distracted so I think you can imagine how that goes

His stress relief is shopping (mostly window shopping, very rarely does he actually buy anything)

He never gets too mad but we know the face if he does

Fun fact, you will never catch this man in pants

Short and anything else

Not pants

The only time he's ever seen wearing pants is in his agent gear and that's cause it's what was given to him.

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Heres a bonus too, of 3s recruitment of him!

It was a turfing match, and theyve been watching the krak-on user the whole round. They took note of how he responded to stress, to bad calls, and how he acted on his own following calls he had judged as bad. Once it was over, they followed the team into the lobby.

They stand tall against the doorframe theyre leaning against, presence as cold and as commanding as ever.

(Nevermind that Croissant is taller AND older than them, that squid is intimidating as FUCK)

A whistle, calling the team over.

"|May I have a word?|" they sign, "|Ive been watching your team turf for the last few rounds.|"

Scara, the team captain, spits a "Who the FUCK are you."

3s eyebrows raise in surprise. But they should expect it... casual turfers dont usually know their name.

They went to the smaller leagues for a reason. If something happened to a big name in the scene, and its found that they had something to do with it-

No. No. They mentally shake their head. They are NOT picking this person because they are going to be fucking canon fodder.

"|Who I am is not important. Not much, anyway.

I am... interested in one of your teammates.|"

a nod towards Croissant. "|As a krak-on user myself, his performance has impressed me.|"

"Has he now. You seen our losses?? Are you making fun of us??"

"|He has great potential.|" they sign, ignoring the outburst. "|I would like to...|" theres a slight pause. "|...train with him.|"

"I can train my team perfectly, all by myself. Get lost."

They give a cold stare back. "|Im sure that has worked very well for you thus far.|"

The captain didnt seem to want to back down. 3 continues, ear twitching.

"|This request was not aimed towards you, anyway. Im asking him.|"

"BUT-"

"|I want to hear HIS answer.|"

A test. 3 saw that Scara was pushing him around and the only reason they won the match was bc Croissant decided to go his own way. Will he go his own way now?

"Well I know he'll choose to stick with me-"

"Oh I'd love to train with you I like helping others :D"

"You weren't supposed to say that."

3 nods. "|It begins now. Come. We have much to discuss. And as for you.|"

They clack their beak. "|Captain to captain. You need to listen to your teammates more.|"

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Once they are in a more private space...

"|Training is only one part of the deal.

I apologize for not being upfront. This is a matter of national security, and I cannot mention much about it beyond base.|"

I suppose Croissant hasnt heard...or at least, isnt into much of the so-called Hero of Inkadia thats plastered everywhere in Inkopolis? If he was, hed at least start thinking of all that being like... "wait all that media was based on something real???"

(3 mentioning national security and a base may also inspire thoughts of "wow this squid's a fucking nerd...")

"|You are free to reject my request if you feel unfit for the task at hand. But where are my manners? I have yet to formally introduce myself.

Topside, I am known as FOR3VRFRSH. Here, I am the Captain of the New Squidbeak Splatoon.

I suppose youve heard of such a force...? No?|

Mm.

|Just know that we keep Inkadia more or less safe from nation-destroying threats.|"

He accepts the offer... but he also wasn't thinking too hard on it cause he saw an opportunity to step away from Scara and took it immediately.

3 nods, beckoning him towards the sewer line. As they walked backwards into base, they signed to him. "|From this point onwards, you will be referred to as Agent...Four.|"

Theres a very slight waver of their hand as they signed the number.

"|You show much promise, from what Ive observed in turf. Dont disappoint me.|"

"The only person I disappoint is that guy, but he's just very critical-"*

Theres a glint in 3s eye, a look of amusement... "|...Overly critical is putting it lightly.|"

"I promise to do my best still."

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3 introduces him as the new Agent 4 and I feel Marie just scrunches her nose a bit. Then sees the look in 3s eye...

To the folks from the regions around 3s home (Callie, Marie, Cuttlefish), theyre not subtle about missing her.

[pumpkinsy0]

may i be so crazy to request more TWD au headcanons

yes anon ur ABSOLUTELY insane, u need to b LOCKED UP in a CLOSET somewhere for EVER asking me this☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽

•i like to think that ponys artistry still continues in this au, just as an outlet to get his mind off things, its never just out of nowhere, its when pony knows hes safe is when he takes them

• i like to imagine that he somewhat befriended a dog bc he saved it, but then it ran off and when pony was in danger, that dog saved him

•top thing pony hates is that he cant shower as regularly as he’d like, hes not a germaphobe but holy shit is he grimey and he hates it

•just like how clem has her dads hat, pony has sodas flannel!!!

•immmmm gonna say that ponys seen the zombie version of ppl he used to know but werent close to, ie bob, marcia, that girl in his math class, etc etc

•ponys had to find more quieter snacks, like ones thats packaging isnt too loud like chips and ones that u dont have to bake, and so ponys just into chocolate pudding now, but having it is a rare luxury

•after pony reunited w curly, they were literally inseparable, they slept together (pause), sat next to each other all the tine, and pony would tell stories that curly already told them, so ponys more of the guy they ask “did that rlly happen or is curly a liar”

•pony and curly r very possessive/protective of each other bc they cant let go of their past lives, they miss that sm, so having each other truly does mean a lot

•now if u wanna say angela is still alive and has been ponys companion, THEN in the reunion, curly ALMOST cried, just almost, he rlly couldnt believe his eyes he thought he would never see em again, and u gotta remember that its literally been a good 2 maybe more years since theyve seen each other, its its m&m whos accompanying pony, curlys impressed that hes even still alive, but not ECSTATIC over it

•curlys actually become quite a bit more like tim, he uses his head more and hes not a BAD leader, its funny bc while thats one of the main things hes always wanted in his old life bc he looked up to tim sm, he would even realize it and so someone (naybe pony or angela if u want) would tell him that and hes surprised about that

•curly would say that they look and smell like shit while also smelling and looking like shit😭

[abeinginsand]

HI i,m thinking so hard about taylor saying his coping mechanism was to binge all the seasons of an anime he's already seen because i also do that because i find comfort in familiarity and knowing exactly how it will emd and i believe taylor is the same way and this is part of the reason why he's constantly comparing his life to anime. because everything is so new and uncertain and strange and he's trying to make sense of it and fit it into the lens of what he knows which is his shows and he actually deep down really fears change and this makes so much sense because and reminds me of how he is a very routine oriented person like with phone calls with his mom and camping every two weeks and he wants everything to stay the same and that also adds to the fear of abandonment thing because well. when his childhood friend left then his life changed and he was alone and now he's not alone anymore and maybe he's actually scared for what's going to happen when this adventure is over too because will they all leave him again because the reason theyve been with each other is because of the adventure

HI I'M COOKIES AND THAT ONE COMMENT OF TAYLOR'S IS MAKING ME SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NORMAL ISO NORMAL

heya cookies, glad you enjoyed the ep! yeah the little conversation with all the teens talking to dood there was one of my favorites. I like the connections you made here to his routines and having comfort in a set ending (and losing his friend/wondering if he'll lose these friends eventually) too. dungeons and daddies is well one of my comfort shows that I also like to re-listen to a bunch when I'm down and certain comedy anime haha. Anyways, Taylor wise I'm now thinking about how he enjoys one piece--an anime with a bunch of seasons and lively arcs etc--with such a big theme of friendship and making new bonds or strengthen current ones. Also...in that heaven convo Taylor and Scary never add memories to that jar. Both not having many memories with their dads/step dads in general regardless and like yeah the teens are young so low magic etc but something about Normal's daddy magic being slightly lower than Linc's since he's got two present dads in his life, I wonder if Taylor's would have been the lowest out all of them since that dna test and adventure are really the main cataylist to meeting Nicky in person at all

[yoylechess]

alright.. finally, here is my hot freaks forever "review" this is my first i guess "formal" review so BE NICE TO ME. also most of this is just me attempting to make my original notes from my very first listen not completely incoherent, so that incoherent-ness may fade into the current post sitting in front of you.

now, i adore hot freaks. they are one of my top bands NO DOUBT with their debut album being one of my absolutely favorite albums. so you can imagine my pure excitement at a new hot freaks album! well.. i started my listen and... eh.... i dont hate this album, i CANT hate this album... but i dont love it... i suppose i shouldnt have gotten my hopes up for more of their previous music, its been YEARS since theyve released anything for god sakes! and to be completely honest im unsure of what i wanted at all, or at least i couldnt possibly put it into words. despite my disappointment with this album i still have been enjoying it! it has certainly grown on me...

i will be going through each song, briefly talking about what i think, and then giving a rating outta ten as this is the easiest way for me to talk about the album.

starting off with together above, i love the floaty vocals here and this plucky instrument (that i am unsure on the name of) being played after the chorus. i also like the electric guitar here, and the introduction of a violin is a change that surprised me but i welcome wholly! also im not a fan of this twinkling at the end here. im generally not a fan of glitter-esque sounds in music but i really dont like it here.. also music video was released and it.. is a music video! nothing to write home about 6.5/10

lets start a country: inoffensive simple catchy pop song that while doesn't bring too much to the table i still enjoy with funny lyrics and a catchy chorus that makes me want to get up and bounce around. i wish that the lyrics were a tad stronger but otherwise in terms of doing its job of being a good pop song it works very well! also music video is fine i like the tedx stuff and its more interesting than together above's 4/10

end of the night: ...bland its genuinely hard for me to think of anything else to say not bad but not necessarily good no other comments 2.3/10

stuart little vibes: what is happening with the lyrics in this song?? what is going on??? what is that tts voice?? that instrument??? is that a fucking harmonica???????????????? i dont like this song i really dont 1/10 (chorus does trick me for a second into liking this song though) this song makes me want to ram my head through drywall i got angry THINKING about this song the other day i hate this stupid mouse fuck i dont care enough to fix this one up you just get my raw original note. they put the trumpets in to try to appease me but its not working

not concerned with everything: this early instrument feels out of place and the vocals feel offset(?) in the beginning like as if this song was a picture the vocals are slightly off center in certain places. i like the new vibe to this song! was starting to sound a little repetitive the violin really shines in this track it made me really appreciate its presence. the breakdown at the end is just fantastic just great 8.5/10

boyfriend: kicking the dirt at my feet.. i do like the track.... i listened to it a lot before i was able to sit down and listen to the full album. and yes i think its simple and maybe the most boring uninspired song in the album taking in the full picture but im all attached now..... my long time friend.. boyfriend by hot freaks.... my dearly beloved... also what the hell is the ending what was that (/silly) 7/10 🎵oh you are my boyfriend come get me after work~🎵

for nothing: why does it feel like a song from a children's cartoon im forced to sit down to watch with my 3-4 yr old siblings (/neg) i like its bounce and slight new sound for the album. however, they could be doing so much more give me MORE please im on my hands and knees hot freaks im groveling get me out of poorly animated children's cartoon land. violin is of course a highlight of this song 3/10

i want you to be my daddy: strong opening to this track! makes me think of gorillaz, was expecting to hear damon albarn start singing in my ear for a second there tbh. big fan of the vocals here and of course we have to have a horny hot freaks song it is MANDATORY and it is good !!!!!! its so good!!!! makes me pine for hsbf these ending vocals are just a delight i love this track a ton man. horny hot freaks song on top 8.5~9/10

lioness: unfortunately after iwytbmd this track has a lot to live up to for me. but not a bad track at all! reminds me of puppy princess i dont have much to say about this one here 6.3/10

what can i do: just like the end of hot freaks (album) the final song feels entirely disconnected from the rest of the album in topic. hollywood machine may have been attempting to obscure its meaning a bit compared to this straight forward song that doesnt even attempt to hide anything. however, hollywood machine had its distincter sound to hold it up when compered to the rest of the album, while this track seems to sound way too similar to hot freaks forever to stand out in any meaningful way to me. the start's sharp violin sound and harp are unusual and im not all that in love with it. the harp is fine the other times its used i guess but its just not the best. and as usual, (minus the beginning) the violin can not be trumped as it is also pretty good here. 5/10

overall thoughts: of course the vocals preformed by leo vondracek are stunning as is customary for hot freaks but i feel the album leaves a lot to be desired if youre going in expecting something similar to their previously released music. hot freaks forever feels a little lost confused by its own meandering love songs with a bland uninspired beachy vibe. the tracks all feel bouncy which is fine i like bouncy but i would also like it if they mixed it up a little bit more. it feels as if they are desperate to keep inoffensive as to stay in the new spotlight their work has (rightfully) gained as of late. i hope that in the future we can get another album more like their debut, and i dont doubt that we can, i can absolutely see it happening. i just want them to do MORE and give me MORE in terms of sound. i enjoy how they play with their lyrics but i need them to play with the music now please. i do like the new violins though theyre fantastic im a big big fan of the violins. 6/10

my favorite track: i want you to be my daddy (not concerned with everything is a close follow up however!)

my least favorite track: sturat little vibes i hate the song i hate it so much i hate ot oh my god

[malevolententity]

PROJECT 14!! I TOOK A BREAK FROM PATTERNING RICHAS!!

oh boy!! this took all of quarentena part 1 to make!! its been a few years since i made anything mesh so whipping up this hat in? what 5 and a half hours? maybe 6? i have not checked the vod time and i was also Cooking Dinner during a portion of it so time is hard to judge on how long this actually took. but it was fun! it Did reawaken my urge to crochet a mesh shirt even tho i would never wear it because it would be so uncomfortable. but making mesh is just so very mindless in a way thats good for me. maybe i should make a mesh blanket to scratch that itch.

we have an array of models for this item! to try and show off the mesh say hello to the bobby i made back in? oh the beginning of april i believe? i dont think any of you have actually seen bobby he might have been a twitter exclusive, say hi to bobby. we also have green garlic my bulbasaur showing off the mesh the best i believe!

QUARENTENA SEASON THOUGHTS! YES I AM CALLING IT A SEASON THERES GONNA BE 2 EPS. SEASON 1 ONLY HAD 3 EPS. THIS TOO CAN BE A SEASON!

i am blown away by how fun this group is and the skills they all have to roleplay in a second or third language for like 6 hours with basically no breaks to speak their natural languages. that is taxing to do and to deliver a story on top of that? i am so proud and impressed with all of them. also holy shit????????? no one fucking died???? i was convinced when the oneshot, now season, was announced that it was going to be a dungeon crawl that ends in everyone dying. i cant believe theyre all still alive after that?? AND THEN THERES ANOTHER EPISODE IRL NEXT WEEK?? i cant wait for the tpk next week!

i love this entire cast of characters theyre all such weird fucking guys in the most complimentary ways. I LOVE THAT WE BASICALLY GOT A SAW MOVIE??? THRIVING!! in a move that shall surprise no one. diego is my favorite. look at him. he is guy of all time to me. BUT OKAY THEYRE ALL WEIRD and usually when you have a cast of weirdos theres always someone who doesnt gel but they all did!! they all fought each other!!! but they all still complimented each others insanity and. this is what the party comp is To Me

i am too lazy to open photoshot for this tonight. maybe you get it proper tomorrow<3

i loved the ending. i loved the slow realization on everyones faces that in saving themselves they might be killing the world and still themselves!!!! also i cant wait to see the fall out next week. i am so fucking upset my dnd game is scheduled for around the same time so i am going to miss probably the first 2ish hours but i know my dash and the official!!!! twitter updates account!!! will catch me up on those two hours so i can jump back in. but AAAA oh i loved this. i dont know if it was on purpose that this felt like a zero escape game at times but oh man the production quality in this vs where m at in season 2 is just mind blowing. i knew it got better once they started being in the studio but this was so great for a home game. ALSO YALL GO CHECK ON AMY??? GO GET THE KID??? YOU CANT JUST LEAVE THE TRAUMATIZED BABY ALONE AFTER EVERYTHING U DID TO KEEP HER ALIVE??? GO GET HER?????

AND ALSO?? STUDIO NEXT WEEK?? BRAZIL MEETUP??? OH I AM SO PLEASED TO SEE IT ALL AND WHAT HAPPENS. this is def my longest update for this silly crochet project i started just a few months ago and i apologize but also. i dont because this show does mean so much more to me than i know how to put into words. and its been a long time since i fell in love with a tabletop universe this quickly. and i feel so grateful that i got to be introduced to this ttrpg earlier this year, and got to pull some friends into watching quarentena tonight because theyve heard me gushing about how good this universe is and how i trust this to be satisfying horror which is so hard to do in ttrpgs, but thats another post for another day.

[fictionfixations]

first fully lvl 10 spell character >:D

almost all buddies max too (i am so very lucky i found someone who has a sebek as their support tho cuz i dont think hes very popular but i dont think theyve accepted my friend request yet 😭)

i wanted to max out riddle as my main and support (for other people to use i mean). hes also my first ssr (and my favorite character) but i also have a friend who has like a lvl 100+ riddle whose super fucking strong so like i should do someone else lOl or they'd prob never use my support so now my support is general lilia

In any case ive done riddle now too*

also also btw tip for like more gems: you get more gems when maxing spell level right? yknow those event cards you get from playing the event. you can level those spells up to max just using the stuff you get from lessons since you use that to level them (usually. in tropical turbulence you could do fights tho to get materials to lvl em) but so you can do that without actually using any books it is thaumark exhausting but like. g e m s .

still tho the main team i sorta put together is always riddle and azul (i got azul birthday bloom. i do have a jack ssr but hes not very strong. jack can duo with birthday bloom azul i mean*) since they can duo and since they're like one of the first few ssr cards i got and have been on the team for awhile they're generally stronger than others

i kinda wish i had a sebek ssr though for general lilia cause otherwise theres like a potential for more thats just kinda useless. i could use SRs but they cant duo themselves and at that point would be more like a card just to be supporting. so i might as well be replacing it with like defense cards to have more hp and ability to heal. cause i have epel's dorm uniform and kalims tsumsitter so

admittedly i just really like seeing duo magic happen. i want to be that person who has multiple built cards who can exchange them for multiple different teams 😭

[tears-of-boredom]

finished season 3 aughrr here's episode 15 and 16 notes

girls when they see penist lmaoo love this demon reakky making a your mom joke gagdfag sam kill him<33 sammy kill him<33 sam in a suit sam in a suit sam in suit sam in sa suit sam laughing sa m alguhinggglalk 10 minutes another victim jogging in the night by the pier oh god i hate medical horror so much sam omg you really gonna try and make dean into a zombie to savw him the fuck sammy please defy dean more often its so hot 15 mins why the horribly sad music omg i know theyre codependent and shit but theyve been apart for a couple days before come on sams gonna get his fucking kidney stolen or something 23 mins funky music sam could you get bloody this episode that would make me feel so much better love<3 this doc lowkey hot lmao whos his actor bella omg youre so girlboss sam what the fuck this is not going to work youre smarter than this oh god medical horror augh why are you taking his eyes in specific i fucking hate eye stuff sam dont be stupid you see what immortality looks like that is not something you want for dean bella <33 love the new hair btw, i think the change does you good LMAOOO THEY DID BELLA HER SHIT PULLED A BELLA DAMN but noo bella no dont die cmonn did bella die fr? oh no man did she actuaööy die

episode 16 oohhh shit this song fuckss fuck yeah this intro fucks OMG THIS SONG FUCKS SO HARD WHAT THE FUCK "carry on my wayward son"?? uh ohhh is dean gonna go to hell maybeee also how come all these demons have such like english names,, fricking rubyu and lilith and gabriel sam pls summon ruby anyways i think itd be hot if you rebelled and summoned a demon sams angryy wait rubys actually really pretty how didnt i notice before ruby you gonna try and kill sam or something?? whats that circling about? oooh sam gonna become a witch? sammy sammy pls become a witch ruby youre so awesome dean cmon let sam do a suicide mission to try and kill lilith if youre gonna die anyway oh no the girllss are fightinggg sam youre so hot girl wait sam you were in on it?? cmon sammm become a wiotch :((( for me??😳😳 omg wait dean youre actually speaking facts,, you being kinda hot rn bobby<33 bobby i love you sam singing and msiling <3333 sam singing asnd smilinggz<<#3333 omg sammmy sammy singing dead or alive by bon jovi why so hot igjfdag ooh shitt ninja shit lessgooo oh theyre killing so many oeioke ih fuck samn youre so hot 27min sam sam kill ruby kill her<33 sam samsam kill lilith cmon i dont think they can show children dying so clkearly so sams probably not gonna kill her but oh god do i wish it works like cmon let sam kill lilith and then become a iwtch also<3333 do it sam do it doitdotitdotiitito please oh my god please awww:(((( samsam sam crying while angry so hot omg sam crying OH NO DEAN CRYING AS WELLL OH NO NONONON THIS IS TOO MUCH DEAN DOESNT FUCKING CRY WHYT HWHHY OH GOSDD NO RUBY SHHUT UP THEYRE HACVING A MOMEMTN OH GOD SAM SAM DIDNT HESITATE OH MY GOD SAM SO HOT DIDNT HESITATE AS SOON AS HE REALISED HE TRIED TO SWING OMG OMG EW EW LOILOITH WHAT THE FUCK WAHT DONT DOI THAT I MWAN ID POROBABLY DO THE SANME BUT COME ON DONT ASSSAULT HIM OH GOD OFHH THE BLOOD EFFECTS BE REALSS OH WAHTSGS HAPPENING OOH THAT WAS COOL HOW HER EYES ROLLED BACK DOWN ACTUALLY OOOHOHOHOHOHOOOO SMASMMAMSMAMASMSMSMA SAM ABLE TO SCARE LILITH OMG WAIT NO SAMMSAM SAMA SA M NHPO SAM YOUR HAIR IS MESSED UYP AND YOU LOOKS HOT BUT NO NOO OH FOD oh this is the fucking,, this is the scene that i saw bts for! behind the scenes! jensen said it was horrible to film it lmao the fact that its got dean straight up yelling for sam yelling "someone help me" omg its fucking bad huh. guy who will die rather than talk about feelings is openly asking begging for help dammm we in the trenches huh but tbh i wouldve liked it if they didnt show dean being "alive" cuz now its just kind of like,, like dean is obviously just gonna escape hell at some point or something. let me believe he's straight up just dead at least for this season like cmon, the lack of closure and not knowing whats gonna happen wouldve been sooo much better

@sardonic-the-writer hello. sir. sard. whats sir short for? cuz like you know there mister and missus but what sir for uh,, sirry? is that why its "no sir-ry bob". yeah gonna headcanon that about the english language forever i think

[beaulesbian]

i definitely agree that byler endgame makes the most narrative sense with all 3 character arcs (will, mike, el) and what theyve shown so far, but that's assuming the writing will be airtight in quality, bad writing could still happen (although generally the show has been very well written in terms of narrative arcs). also may be just me but noah tweeting that he ships byler makes me think it wont happen bc he wouldnt tweet it if it was a spoiler? i am def overthinking things tho lol july 1st pls come already

I completely understand where youre coming from.

tbh its a bit weird seeing noah tweet about byler, but at the same time i think this is just so more ppl notice something else than their pressumed heteronormative romances in the show- like if theyre now mentioning it more in interviews, behind the scenes, tweets, etc, its to bring attention that theres something that maybe ppl missed if they didnt look for it.

If it was baiting i feel it would cast very bad light on netflix afterwards, especially since they were losing ppl interested in their streaming service this year and want to bring more ppl back rather than to make them more upset.

Also netflix just made heartstopper, which i think is doing pretty successfully? (Im not looking on any numbers, its just the vibe of reception of the show), so if they suddenly let the cast show support in this way (and i do think its probably discussed ahead how much or what they can mention), and then pulled it back.. idk i dont think that would do well in this year of 2022 during/after pride month 🤷 but we will see i guess

And then theres the story itself - it basically begins with mike and will, and will going missing and mike and his friends searching for him.

There could be so many foreshadowing between their dnd game and the monsters from upside down, and all throughout tue seasons. Their friendship is something that holds the show together. Ofc el becoming a big part of their team.

With the writing i agree, im worried it could be a let down, but something just makes me wanna keep that hope that it could be heading towards byler endgame, and will being more relevant to the plot again, bc it all began with will, and it seems the duffer brothers at least had an overall plan for the rough story from the beginning. Which is rare in this time of mediocre m*rvel movies where noone knows where its headed.

I dont have a link from the geekedweek vid from yesterday, but thw duffer brothers talked there about how even tho they has a plan for the story, theyre not opposed to changing it depending on actors or cast and crew, and developing what feels right for characters.

Which i like to hear, bc if they listen to what someone can say if they know more about the character, (like maya with robin being a lesbian, or letting steve become good guy leading role instead of killing him off), theres a chance we could get a satisfying ending which characters like will and mike deserve, especially since theres really been all these hints from the beginning. 🤞💖

[qsmp-slime]

Tell us about Homestuck! /gen

Vi tried reading it a few years back but couldn't click with it.

– Quackity 🎲

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH M Y god okay. ok. mutuals prepare for usch cringe on main.

okay so i know the whle joke is like, homestuck is massively convoluted and confusing and it IS. it so is. however the simplest way i can put the plot:

four human kids - john egbert, rose lalonde, jade harley, and dave strider - are kinda introduced in a normal day for them. the comic starts on john's birthday, april 13, in 2006, specifically, where he's excited because he is getting a beta of a new video game, sburb, in the mail, and convinced his friends (the other three kids) to do the same. (other kids are varying degrees of excited about this. dave thinks its stupid as hell, as he does most things at this point, rose is mildly intrigued, etc.)

a bunch of random shit happens throughout that is GOING to make it incredibly convoluted to explain so i wont currently. its also worth noting right now, all four kids live in varying points of the earth - john lives in washington, dave in texas, rose in new york, and jade.... somewhere vaguely on a pacific island. i dont think an *actual* one is ever stated, and she and her grandfather live alone *on* said island, so. yeah. but relating to this, the main dialogue throughout a good large amout of the comic take place through a chat client, btw.

after you get acquainted with the kids and see the bullshit that is their daily lives, then Fuck Shit Happens. aka after all the bullshit, they manage to actually start the game.

and it Ends the Fucking World. /srs

yeah, so, the game is magically fucking linked to real life, anything done in the game affects the actual, real world environment the kids live in. this culminates in, alongside the game mechanics, a fucking meteor shower that eventually ends the world.

(all the kids end up entering the "medium", which is the word the game itself takes place in.)

oh yeah and theyve also been getting vaguely-harassed by various mysterious characters throughout this that call themselves "trolls".

these trolls are literal aliens, an alien species actually CALLED trolls. they live on a planet called alternia, which is a fuckin.. idk would dystopia work? its fucked is what im getting at.

they are ALSO playing THEIR version of the game, sgrub, except theres twelve of them - one corresponding to each zodiac sign (and, in the comic, each zodiac sign thusly corresponds to a blood color / caste.)

eventually the sessions link up and the kids and trolls actually have to try and get along for five goddamn seconds to create a *new* world. nope, not save theirs! make a *new* one.

theres a bunch of other shit and game mechanics throughout but thats the general gist of the story?

honestly we havent finished the entire comic and our personal favourite things to talk about are the worldbuilding / game mechaics of sburb and stuff. we're helping our partner make a homestuck au for lifestealsmp and we are having the time of our fucking life we love this shit. there is so much to talk about in regards to what makes the characters and stuff and what about them effects the world and everything else.

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

continuing my train of thought from here. im imagining all the ways they might be moving around each other here:

theres a battle for dominance of course but thats far from the only thing i think for these two at this point thats like, the background chatter, they do the dominance displays in their sleep it’s their relaxing theyre basically just dancing at this point. theyve got a whole entire like

but then in addition to that theres this big looming spectre of H O M E in this scene/between them in general. i think thats gonna influence the way the master looks. and hes very hurt and i dont think he’d try to hide that. i havent watched s12 in a while so im not sure if i agree with what im about to say or if i come back on it next time i rewatch but i think it might be interesting if 13 can See that hes in pain, and she engages with his performance anyway. there are probably so many reasons that would be underneath that decision, like

1) she respects their mutual performance enough to engage only with the script, not with anything else she might be seeing

2) the fact that hes in pain and hes doing this to deal with it is as much proof as him like, returning to his former habits, as the ‘im just evil ive never been good’ that he tries to sell her is.

i had some more points to add to that list but i got distracted and forgot them but im actually very much into this interpretation and im definitely taking this as canon. i like it better than that she just believes his lie. it’s different but similar with what i believe she does with yaz. which fits. but with yaz it’s mean and with the master it’s not. because this is just what they do.

oh! yeah some other things that i think might be going on here: i think if the master’s regeneration was on the colony ship, then it was close to a black hole, then that must have messed with the regeneration and his time sense. and i think the master already has a very like, unconventional squid shape because of the untempered schism and the drums etc and i think the squid shape is tied to the time sensitivity. so the way he looks now to the doctor is different to how missy looked. like, more... injured? and i think the master already looks plenty injured, but like, some new scars or new twists in their tentacles or new like, weird stuff.

like the way the doctor looks at him in that scene is like shes trying to figure him out. and if he looks like, idk, like hes got tentacles that are tied in a knot and hes got a couple more half ones and one thats like all stretched out and doesnt really move anymore. and shes trying to read him and also trying to reconstruct what the fuck happened to him and also he keeps doing all these weird things like hes not Doing The Normal Shapes the way they do it’s like, halfassed

a little bit of this but then he keeps dropping it just to spell out GRIEF GRIEF GRIEF GRIEF and then hes like half doing stuff as if they were back home as if they were 8 years old but then he keeps slipping into doing stuff as if hes locked up and she has the key only to confusedly interrupt himself to be like

like hes having five different conversations with her, in four languages, maybe as three people

and she cant really make sense of it but she gets the basics which are that hes hurt and that hes doing their old script, which she knows, and she respects the game, and theres not much she can do with the rest anyway even if she wanted to disrespect him and their game by acknowledging it, so she just,, says her lines like shes supposed to.

and then the “:D you dont know! youre not in control of those creatures” is like. no of course he isnt hes not in control of anything like if the tentacles are all these senses they use to manipulate stuff, timelines, luck, minds, etc hes sort of useless at the moment. like hes trying to do stuff but hes not being super successful because he has way more brainspace dedicated to just feelings at the moment than any plan

[lokiitty]

Posting this here so no one floods my rp account w/ stupid shit. This post aint for people who liked episode 5. If you liked it, good for you, I’m happy for you, I wish that were me but heres my issues.

I don’t know if I’m suppose to consider Loki & Sylvie a couple now & at this point I don’t care like I really don’t give a shit anymore do your weird self/incest thing Disney if it makes you happy and makes you feel safe from representing queers then like idk man we dont want your take on Loki anyway. 

Everything they did with Black Loki made me uncomfortable on a level I’m not smart or political enough to explain but what I can say is the only way it would be worse is if someone called him the N-word. I’m a white passing black person & I was squirming in my seat frm being so uncomfy. I can’t remember the last time I was that uncomfy w/ the portrayal of a black character & I think the worst part about it, at least for me, is I’ve spent the whole week imagining him as this “GOOD LOKI” whos nexus event was being worthy of mjolnir or something & woo boy. & You know they’re gonna excuse all that by saying ‘tee hee but hes loki’ like oh my god that could have been handled better. Anyway Id love to see black people talk about this & wonder if they feel the same? 

They've pretty much disproven any idea of Loki being genderfluid. They gave  Sylvie the unicorn treatment LITERALLY because shes a woman/female Loki & thats apparently so unheard of among the Lokis like... Man. You CANNOT sit there & tell me hes genderfluid please STOP giving them credit for something they never did. In fact, theyve undone it. Bc comic Loki & Myth Loki ARE genderfluid. They would never treat a female presenting/iding Loki as weird bc they do so frequently themselves. Marvel/Disney Loki is cis as fuck & theyve gone above & beyond to affirm this. no nb/genderfluid person would act like that guys point blank. 

(Also the idea that what made main!loki better was cos he was in love w/ a “woman” / had an m/f romance on the horizon teehee like I’m sorry the subtext was there.) 

They really went hard on the no-homo treatment for Loki & Mobius. Like even having Sylvie mentioning to Loki that Mobius cares about Loki & Loki shrugging it off (straight up ignoring it) to focus on whatever weird thing he has going on with her. The hug was fine but again it screamed no-homo and I’m just... Im not surprised but I mean mentioning just to add to the pile of why that ep made me feel uncomfy I’m building here. Ive already wrote IN DEPTH about why the whole bait with Loki/Mobius was whack & why it was 100% bait so I don’t have a whole lot to add here. 

Lastly, I think I’ve covered everything so yea, lastly... Old man/classic Loki (as someone who knows classic loki from the comics that was UNEXPECTED) was the best thing to have happened to the entire series & they took him away just like that & I have serious emotions about it. I feel as angry about it as I do about all the actual problematic TM shit I just sat through.  So um. In conclusion. 

[divinevomit]

im tired

sept. 26′21 : 8am

-

thought id try a diary of sorts. cant garrentee how consistant thisll be or how literate itll be either. i cant sleep anymore without some type of medication. with or witohut caffine. im aalways tired an d it shows. when i fo sleep it sall day. never at night. the portals are opening up. tis almost october and it shows. this buildign is full of lost ghosts. i feel for them, honestly. i cant imagine being stuck ina place liek this forever. i feel liek maybe i will, one day again. be stuck somewhere for wahat seems liek too many years, watching the days pass, not knowing when or were i am anymore. seeing the passin gpoeple go by. i was once, it wasnt fun. i dont really remember it, but i know i long forit back from time to time. 

i guess i should introduce myself properly, for futiure referencee or for anyone who happens to stumble on this blog. i dont rwally know how. i guess i m kinda liek a ghost. i dont get to leave my apartment often, eithr becuase i have a bad feeling, or because i have no reason or the funds to. i have insomnia, also borderline personality, and probably a good amount of other problems. ihave a good amount of friends i guess, i live with one, (who ill call vamp for future referece),i have two friend groups, both of thm are majority odler than me, but not in a weird way, more liek by chance. anywyas, i also have an online friend, and a long distance lover. i talk to my onlin efriend more than any. ive knownhim for almost twoyears,but i dont know much about ihim. i dont know his actual name, what he looks liek, so basically nothing besides his age, his voice, and his zodiac sighn. all my friends think hes secretly 40, but hes a year younger thanme and proved it. ill probably end up talking atb him mostl.y. i mtoo tired to thikn of a different name than what i already callhim, ill think of one later. my lovr lives in the same state as my onlien friend, and not too far. theyboth live in a different state thanme and vamp. weve beentogether for two years, about 8 months off and on long distance. this is the longest weve been away from ech other at 4 months. i dont get to talk to them too often. thy dont have wifi, and theyve never had a phone with data. their family is odd and doesnt liek me either. what els do i add? ill be a legaladult in 6 months, but me and vamp basically liv aloen. my mom pays for rent and utilties, but is never around and lives with her boyfriend 12/14 days. whenshe does come by, its not good. vamp and i both dont have jobs, vamps family is across the country, and most of mine is comepletely out of the pitcture. neither of us had good childhoods but they r pretty similar. vamps was a lot more extreme thanmin e, and mine was,, easier,, to say te least. i dont know what else i should add. im very pale due to lack of goingoutsid eduring daylight hours and probably lack of nutrients but naturallu im very tane. im reely clairvoyant, liek scary clairvoyant. ican read someones mind to a t with ease, can feel others physicalpain even when im inadifferent room, adn emotions clearly. especially when i know thm, dcently just by looking at them too long. its reallu exhausting. (beleive me or not idont care, its not liek anyone will see this anywyas.) my mom is pagan (for 22yrs), and my dad is a satanist (for 42 yrs) and i am second born to them. i turned out a pagan who lieks red magic and my deity is venus aphrodite. (did yu knoew aphrodite was nonbianary?)  i refuse to do black magic or anything to mess with anyons freewll. i refuse to end up liek muy dad. my favorite color is baby pink andblack. 

me and vamp share a room. im not allowed to be alnoen because everyone thinks ill spirsl. vamp has lived with me for 4 months and, dnt get me wrong, i lvoe having him here, hes liek my brother and i cherish him forever, but i missbeing alone. jes asleep right now so im downstairs typig this. 

i have a bad habit of rambling. i talk too much. i wont read this over becaause i know itll be all ovr the place and ill just delete it. i dont really know what to use this blog for, i never really have. i go backand forth on wat to do with it, first it was aesthetics, then a dream journal and now this, but im bad at keeping p with anything and loose motivation quickly.  i might try more for tihs. but i cant promise anything, i did this on a whim. 

[floorbed]

9 pen. i demand 9 from everyone i play with because i think it's funny to hear gossip

9. What are your character’s relationships like with every member of their party? Bonus, if you want to write a short blurb on your character’s opinion of them.

gossip time >:) im including the dead party members bc we’re getting them back guys we’re getting them b

alba is pens dad like. full stop. what is fucking him up most abt the whole tomaz situation is he always thought that he’d have alba there with him if he ever met him and now that he doesnt have alba hes like. Fucked Up lol! yeah alba is the closest pens had to a father figure and like. his validation meant Everything 2 pen he just wanted him to be proud of him. pen felt really taken care of by him and Safe. yeah

chanty is complicated okay so like. thats his literal related by blood half brother so like pen cares about him a lot and will always unconditionally care abt him. its just kind of hard with Father Time bc like. chanty has such a good relationship w their dad and pen just feels kind of like. inadequate n less cared about compared to him so pen expresses this in the Emotionally Mature And Healthy Way Of Being A Bitch To Both Of Them Constantly. he is just. very jealous of chantrelle

dyma is like..... theyve always gotten along in the way that like. dyma makes fun of him for being a gullible boy and pen doesnt understand that hes being made fun of bc he is a gullible boy. and thats their right!

juni Oh You Know. okay so like. pen thinks juni is very Powerful and Scary sometimes and also Very Pretty and all of those things made him :simp emoji:. but unlike all the other times pen has been :simp emoji: in his life juni actually felt like. safe. like pen never felt like juni was just humoring him or like keeping him around bc he thought he was funny and stupid like pen never felt Less Than when he was w/ him which is like. a completely new thing for pen. they were both just like People on the Same Level w eachother and it made pen feel really nice. yeah. hed do anything to get him back and he still feels really bad about how mean he was to juni when he first met him and still wants to make it up to him yeahh

klement kind of reminds pen of juni when he first met juni? in that . hes kinda quiet and emotionally guarded n hard to read which makes pen like not really understand him bc pen is the complete opposite. so he doesnt really know how to connect with klem or if he’s being too much and annoying him but he thinks klem is really smart and level-headed and strange and wants to ask him a bunchh of questions. pen interrogation time

ori ... yeah so well Them. like. a couple nights ago when pen said that he trusts ori more than he’s trusted anyone before in his life he Meant that. like. more than m*+0/41 more than his Literal Mother more than Anyone. as ive said before like. pen doesnt know what he would be like if he was separated from her or how he wld cope with that at all like the prospect is terrifying to him. if anything happened to her he wld do literally anything to make her okay again like. he would no hesitation be selling his soul again to bring her back even if it meant he’d go to the river like. the next day lol. Lots Of Normal And Not Co-Dependent Feelings About Oriole Telltale. 

[babysizedfics]

bee i. dont have the capacity to read back sjdhs i forgot to ask earlier but can u like summarize what happened? 🐝

oh boy oh boy okay okay here i go........ below the cute bc its long and also theres these warnings

tw: swearing (censored), arguments, cyberbullying

roman was in middlespace and put vee in baby jail (his beanbag chair that she is too weak to escape without help) - but later on he did post that he helped her up when she needed the bathroom and when she returned she crawled right back into it

vee went on the blog complaining about baby jail and claiming she was going to share family secrets until roman let her out. she shared that despite saying he doesnt like baby shows roman sometimes watched peppa pig with her and seems very interested in the show even when he denies it

vee claimed to be big and scary, which cowboy anon countered by saying she was a cute little baby. vee argued again that she was a grownup but cowboy anon countered that she can't possibly be a grownup if she's wearing a pullup

then vee playfully (while half regressed and not quite aware) argued that actually she wears pullups when she is big as well, so since she is wearing a pullup now that proves she is big and scary

cowboy anon quickly jumped onto that with "hahaha wait, you still have your little accidents when you're big? ... if you have a potty accident when you're a big scary kitty, do you still need your mama and papa to change your pullup for you? xD"

vee quickly realised her mistake and posted "m think i shard th wrong secet"

but cowboy anon kept going. vee replied to one of their asks with "cotton candy" - which is her and romans safeword they use when roman is teasing or tickling her, but she didnt realise that no one else would realise thats what that phrase means, so cowboy anon didnt realise that was her asking them to please stop teasing her bc it wasnt fun anymore

so cowboy anon said "cotton candy? is that how pink your little cheeks are right now? xD lol, it's a good thing you have your pullup when you're stuck in baby jail- even thought you're too itty bitty to get out all by yourself, you'll be safe if you have another little potty accident when you're stuck in there!"

at this point (off the blog) vee started crying and shaking, and roman noticed and asked what was wrong. when he saw what had happened he became incredibly angry, and its made wors by his middlespace because he cant control his emotions when he feels like a teenager:

"COTTON CANDY IS HER F*CKING SAFEWORD YOU A**HOLE!!"

"Are you kidding?!! NO she’s not f*cking okay, she’s crying because you were bullying her! I told you to not f*cking do that to her I told you!!!"

"You were literally LAUGHING at her for something she doesn’t have control over and she’s super insecure about! Why the f*ck do you think she’s never mentioned it before?! That was literally the worst, sh*ttiest thing you could do!"

"She’s terrified of you now, congratulations a**hole"

he also acted out against anons who were simply asking if vee was okay, but he tried to apologise through his rage. he said he was going to find patton to sort this all out

at first roman was telling patton what happened while logan and janus tried to calm vee down (yes, janus was visiting during this) but patton realised he couldnt be calm about this situation without his baby so him and logan swapped places - ro and logan deciding what action to take and janus and patton looking after a shaken vee

this is the first time janus learns about 1) the baby blog, 2) the fact that vee has accidents even when she's not regressed, and 3) the fact that vee was cyberbullied for months.

janus was infuristed to learn that someone would hurt vee like this, especially without him knowing, so he was driven to make his first post on the blog:

Hello, Janus here. He/him pronouns if you should, dare I say, perceive me.

You may have heard of me, you may not have. This will be the only time you will hear directly from me… or perhaps it won’t. Who’s to say.

Though I for one would like to say this: If any of you ever hurt my child again, there will be absolute bloody hell to pay. - 🐉

Since then it has mainly just been followers sending their support for vee.

another notable thing is patton told the cowboy anon to go and think about what theyve done (in true dad style lol) ans he said in response to a question about whether they had blocked cowboy anon:

That’s what Roman and Logan are discussing, kiddo. Vee has said she wants to think about it, but we’re debating whether this is a serious enough situation where she might not be able to make the decision for herself… I’m sure whatever we decide Logan will keep everyone informed! - 🐶

And..... that's all folks!

[rebelliouslala]

Kim Namjoon

exams are coming up

and u

are

fucking

terrified

you’re a sophomore in college but that doesn’t help

u have one of the hardest teachers EVER

professor scott

that bitch

they want you specifically to write an essay

about s p a i n

theyve been trying to help you out for this internship but they also

RLY

get on ur fucking nerves

like 45367829 times than anyone else you ever fucking MEt

so now ur tired and honestly u just needed help finding the history of fucking spain

why spain like who the hell needs to know that columbus was high before he went to a place and ruined everything there

everyone knows that

so while u look like you could cause fucking arson

you go to one of the librarian TAs and tap their shoulder

���hey, where are the history books?”

the man turns around and you almost choke on your own fucking drool

His muscular figure was in a smart look of a loose shirt of of a teddy bear shirt and some jeans

His pretty dark eyes are slightly curtained by matching, shaggy brown hair, which he pushes back with his ease to reveal his amazingly smooth caramel skin and black frames

“oh, well, which era and what county? What’s your genre-?”

his voice was deep as

HELL

AS FucK BRo

“you’re really hot”

what

the

FUCK

did you just say??????????????????????????/

sure the only people youve seen is your roommate

who u usually saw asleep at 4am like a good child aHeM

and ur professor but

R U RLY THAT THIRSTY LMAOOOO

the man laughs and he nods, “Call me Namjoon, and I uh, get that a lot. if you wanted m number you couldve asked”

“im so sorry! no no, i shouldnt, just, can i get the history of spain?”

so he shows you, gently raising an eyebrow, “Ah, so you downgraded to the, meh history of Spain. Are you sure you wouldn’t like the history of Pompeii? That is pretty hot,”

you start laughig, and he cuckles

in his VerY deep as voice

okay so maybe u fell a little more for his dimpled ass

but like how can u not

so u do get his number

as a friend

this was after you gave it back, and he just was being nice

u didnt rly mind, hes funny, and being a friend is always good

#platonic relationships r bueno

he would help you out with studying, being in the same year as you

wow what a coinkie-dink idk how to spell

it’s just been regular hangouts, you and he would study in the library, even if he was supposed to assist

you listened to his music

to his poems

you shared yourself with him too, what you’re majoring in, what u passionate about

he’s been, nothing but supportive

he lets you meet his frat, the Boy Scouts

u always make fun of their name but they’re all rly fucking chill

ur only rly close to Joon tho

he was the leader, so often he was alone, meaning you both would just hang in his room

either doing like a light glass wine or like a couples glasses of soju and being crackheads

often doing karaoke at 3am and summoning ghosts of boy scouts past

OR you go to a poem cafe that he would often perform at you

he slams down some slams

but like he’s rapping this shit

you were maybe like the other only person who heard every word, so when he finishes, with a teeny, dimple shy smile

like uwu

kay sure y’all friends but ur heart did an oops and ack

you’re hopelessly in love

you stand up, snapping your fingers rapidly like an encore and he would blush

every day with him, you fell for him, and just loved being near him

you couldn’t imagine yourself without that

until one day it stops

everything

you sit at your usual spot in the library

humming one of his songs because GOD it’s catchy

but he’s not there

you ask Jin, nope

Yoongi, who is also in his class

everyone close to him

even you, his closest friend, according to Jin

it’s like he vanished

you knew he had some poem thing before Jin graduated

one day you go to the frat, with Hobi, since he tried to cheer you up

he was rly sad for you, hugging you

but

there he is

wearing a tight black shirt so you can really see his muscular figure

that has somehow rly fucking brown over 2 weeks

he wears a blue suit jacket and suit pants, stapled with black shoes

his dark hair is gone, replaced with a sexy undercut and dark purple hair that is swooped to the side

he looks like a model

or some sort of fucking sugar daddy mm

“uhm, joon?”

he looks at you and you almost go weak at the knees

hes so

hot

he takes your face and he gently leans in

and you can still see the same boy

the same music nerd

the same childish boy that loves to sing when he’s drunk

the same cute dimpled guy who stole your heart

that is now holding your heart

“I got into a music school, y/n” he smiles, laughing softly

you gasp and hold his hand, laughing a little

“and it’s all thanks to you; you told me that one song- well, just thank you”

he hugs you tightly, and you feel his lips near your ear as he whispers, “I cannot thank you, or love you enough, can I?”

you feel tears come to your eyes and you shake your head

“namjoon, are you-?”

“i think you’re really hot,” he chuckles and holds you closer

“i’ve been in love with you since you listened to my music. i never showed anyone, but you . .you made me confident enough”

“you’re,” you hold his cheek, and he shamelessly leans into your touch, “you’re not joking. . .?”

“never, i love you, and i think you’re WAY hotter than pompeii”

you feel your cheeks heat up

even in your wildest dreams

this would have never happened

“i love you too, kim namjoon”

you both just softly kiss, and hold each other closely, small chuckles filling up the room