#and alicent is just internally playing out elaborate smutty fanfic like scenes with plot and side characters-

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Riddle and Alicent after graduating and two years of dating…

Riddle (internally & panicking): Holding hands. It’s just holding hands. No need to be nervous. Why are you so nervous? It’s just- OH MY GOODNESS, HER HANDS ARE SOFT LIKE CLOUDS AND SHE SMELLS SO NICE I THINK I’M GOING TO FAINT, SEVENS, WHY MUST YOU HAVE SUCH UNHOLY THOUGHTS, RIDDLE-

Alicent (internally & totally calm): Hot damn, he’d look sexy bound and tied up with red satin ribbons-