#and ace Maika i love them both

[prunesthehippo]

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i started watching Blend S because my brother said it was real cute. I thought the premise was absolutely ADORABLE, so i did.

Then i start watching it and BAM! pedophilia! Then BAM! Fetishizing lesbians! I was so confused... where was the grumpy cook guy from before? I loved that grumpy cook guy! BAM! That weird Polynesian Maika joke from ep 7!

Anyways, the constant joke of calling the police on Dino, asexual Maika, and trans girl Hideri are the ONLY and mean ONLY thing keeping me going through this show right now.

[dotuvoidsynth]

oh god i forgot about this entirely im so sorry uhhhh. ill start w the general gnp hcs bc yea. long ass wall of text after the read more thing

cakey/obsequious' name that i kinda like for her is Catherine for some reason?? its kinda silly it fits her shes silly shes my blorbo

also she's transfem, bisexual and demiromantic, uses she/her and uh. im a cakehurty shipper srry guys they r dating they love each other!!! lets go!!!

then theres hyper/tooth hurty n i dont rlly have a name for them i havent rlly thought of it....i should name them something silly too. like diet coke 3

they're nb n transmasc, uses they/him and uhhhh i havent rlly thought of their sexuality n romantic orientation but theyre probably demiromantic n demisexual too why not!!

they're both autistic n in love!!!! yay!!

i dont have many hcs for chris but!! ik hes a demiboy or some flavor of not cis, and maybe hes aroace who knows!!!

same for lilia but i just can tell shes nb or something, she/they and lesbian + ace

i also have barely any hcs for the crazy town guys for some reason, they're def both t4t w maika being transfem n yohioloid transmasc n i honestly have no idea about their romantic n sexual orientations but i have a feeling they're both bi or pan or something.......

and for the cmncs hcs!! i have barely any that i remember for some reason but!

henry and nancy are both ace and allat like usual bc they do not do the devils tango!!! they dont woohoo!! theyre both cis, henry's straight and nancy is like. demi??? she doesn't rlly mind gender shes just silly

frances is aroace, and also cis for some reason. idk why i got so many aroace little guys in my brain im not even aroace what does this mean!!

pronouns are just. plain cis person pronouns i think

uhhhh kennith is genderfluid, gay both ways n kisses men... oh he uses any pronouns he just does Not Care. he only wants money and men and like happiness or something.... a little kiss too if he feels like it..... hes audhd too...... the scrimblo

greg is a demiboy mayhaps....he/him, maybe bi??? maybe demi??? he just doesnt rlly care about anything he just exists and is not rlly okay w it but its fine he has the little gay guy that smokes w him so everythings fine

steph is cis, uses she/her and is also pan but!! shes also somewhere in the ace spectrum too!!

bri is nb they/them and a lesbian too and like ace too and like. they have an unhealthy obsession w tamagotchis for some reason. they're autistic and share that special interest w avery whos also autistic and they can and WILL talk about their spins for several hours. love them!! OH also they rlly like korn for some mysterious reason

avery is transfem n she/her and uhhhhhhhh..........somewhere in the acespec??? and a lesbian too i think....... she likes neopets n she definitely played club penguin at some point in it's early days

simon!!! my blorbo!!! im sorry you were so slandered and honestly i get it youre a cunt in the canon fuck you. but its ok because the canon is NOT REAL!! im delusional and will literally write a whole brand new story for him because he deserved a better lore bc hes just a bad guy for no reason and he has no depth behind that

so!!! simon is still aroace, uses he/him pronouns and everything, but he def didnt have the best most real most based childhood. someone give this dude a snack or something maybe a hug. his whole family was conservative and lived in a fucking. white ass neighborhood?? apparently those are a thing in the us?? what the fuck. everyone there was like that too so he grew up thinking that gays r BAD!! trans people? EW!!! icky!! black people? nuh uh! anyone thats not the typical alocishet white guy named John Smith was not normal n allat. so it was p much an echo chamber of weird stupid shit that he couldn't escape and didn't know anything that wasn't what this community inculcated on his brain since the moment he was born. so imagine this dude goes on the internet and sees a black trans girl n a latin american nb dating and identifying as lesbians. like just imagine the confusion bro would feel about that shit. bro probably punched a wall or something in frustration and decided to fuck their lives up because he didn't get why they were like that. anyways things happen, nathan appears and simon thinks "woah that guys rlly short he sounds like 13 or something is this a toddler?? nice clothes tho that hoodie goes hard" and plays cod mw w him on xbox live and shit on random kids and make them cry and everything, and this dude has NO IDEA that Nathan is not only non-human, but also fucking TRANSMASC and never rlly realized until like halfway through what would have been the case 3 story and yeah. hes like. what the fuck. this dude i actually shared my past with and actually asked for advice on some shit and played cod with and have spent all this time with, is literally trans??? what the fuck???? huh???????? and he got so confused he turned WOKE!!!! jk he just stopped being an absolute dick to every single person that wasnt a cis white dude that much. like he would still try to understand what the FUCK was going on w them but he didn't threaten to kill them. or actually kill them. or make them starve. or bully them to death and everything. he just made fun of them mostly but thats it!! he gets better later tho. he heals!!! nature is healing!! good job white boy!!!

i also kinda forgot about my storyteller hcs uhhh ray is agender, he/they n aroace.

evelynn is nb, she/they n guess what!! shes also ace but they're also a lesbian so its fine

nathan my boy........i would like to award you with the most prized thing i own (being hcd as transmasc). hes just a little trans guy!! just like me!!! uses he/they and is also aroace and hes also audhd and rlly fucking loves dogs. big dogs specifically. like these absolutely massive dogs u see sometimes and think "woah!! big dog!!"

should i start to post my cmncs + general gnp hcs.....

[streetsteel]

.: Maika

(watch out kiddos it’s big headcanon time I don’t know how long this will be but bEAR WITH ME)

Here she is. The incense aficionado. The myth. The legend. The absolute powerhouse that is Maika. Jay’s best friend and his ace. Don’t tell her there’s ghost types in the area, she WILL burn sage and start purifying the whole place.

Depending on the verse, Maika will appear as a Kadabra or an Alakazam. But she’s been around for a long, long time. 

In Chizue’s family, it is tradition to pair an Abra with a child when they reach three or four years old, so they can have a companion, learn to socialize with Pokémon and get attuned to the psychic vibes the Abra line emits. In Jay’s case, the pairing happened much earlier—nearly two weeks after his birth, for Chizue’s own Alakazam had an egg that hatched into an Abra. From that moment on, they were put in contact and imprinted onto each other rather quickly, always napping together, playing together, and (to Chizue and Wes’ despair) crying when the other cried. Two peas in a pod, really. 

Now, many kids are raised around Pokémon, this is something that happens often. But when a newborn is in contact with what turns out to be a top-percentile, pure psychic type, extremely strong bonds are created, sometimes going way beyond expectations. 

The link that formed between Jay and Maika was born from simply being in contact while they were in a still very malleable and fragile state—and, in Maika’s case, not exactly in control. The imprint was natural and grew with them. Both have always been particularly sensitive to each other’s emotions when they were young, which lead to suspect that there was a connection between them, but neither Chizue or her own Alakazam thought it’d run that deep. 

Thirty years later, this bond has grown into something that would defy even some psychic specialist’s logic. Both Pokémon and trainer are so tightly bonded to each other that they can tell how the other is feeling while not even being in the same neighborhood. Maika being a strong Kadabra, she can initiate telepathic conversation whenever she pleases. Jay, being a simple human but still having this affinity with psychic types, needs a physical contact with Maika if he is to initiate, although he does prefer to speak aloud. They’re in better control of that link and can mute it off if the other one needs privacy, but it’s always a presence somewhere.

Not that it comes only with perks. This link is ever present and has roots deeper than they suspect. To them, they’re just very in-tune partners; in reality, they’ve imprinted so much on each other that severing that link would be akin to losing a major organ and a part of their soul, which could send them in a long-term state of shock at best. 

Jay would trust Maika with nearly anything, and the other way around goes as well. They’re buddies of a similar temperament, Maika being a little quieter and in better control of her emotions but still snarky. They often sit together to try things that are a bit more outside the box out of sheer curiosity—Maika using psychic barriers to create invisible stairs did get them to spend some time giggling and having fun with it, for example. But when she evolves into an Alakazam after the events of ORAS, things will take a different turn and trust takes an even deeper meaning. 

Emergency situations require quick thinking and fast reflexes. It’s not a surprise, Rocket tried to target Fox a few times, without success. But when a sniper actually managed to get a clear line and Maika noticed at the last minute, she just went with it and tugged at their bond to create a barrier that would’ve been at an impossible distance for her to deflect the shot. This, at face value, was seen as Fox himself creating that last minute force wall to thwart that assassination attempt—and it earned him a reputation which did bolster Wildfire’s resolve a little. To Jay and Maika, it was the discovery that she could use that link as a tether and send her own power through it, a bit like a signal boost through her own trainer. It’s a one-way road, and it takes more than it gives. Jay can’t tap into it, but Maika can. It’s still a shock on Jay’s system and can cause nosebleeds, nausea, migraines, even blackouts. It’s not something they use all willy-nilly—in fact, they do their best to avoid it. But should the need arise, Jay trusts her. To a point where if he went blind, he’d trust her to dive into his head and rearrange the electricity flows in his brain to open up other means of perception. Giving her the permission to rewire him should things go south tells a LOT about how much Jay trusts Maika. 

ASIDE FROM THAT WHOLE LINK META. She has a temperament that matches Jay’s in the way that she’s a calming factor for him, like the cold intelligence that will calm that emotional volatility down. She has a dry sense of humor and actually loves poetry and haikus. And if someone talks to her like she’s one of the more animalistic Pokémon/to patronize her, she’s ready to tear ‘em a new one. She’s very much her own person, and sees her relationship with Jay not as a Pokémon-trainer one, but a best friends/family/partners in crime one. It’s about trust, respect and understanding at a deep level. She has a slight maternal tendency, but knows when to give Jay and the other members of the team their distance so they can process stuff themselves. 

She’ll also totally squint at ghost types like ‘yes I know you’re spooky please drop the gimmick y’ain’t helping anyone with that attitude,’ but really, that’s the type rivalry speaking. Because ghost types really make her want to close her third eye so she can’t see their bullshit.

She’s also a lover of crystals and stones, and she’s pretty good at making small charms you can wear (and will probably make you one if she really, REALLY likes you). Will definitely drag Jay in new age stores just to get some incense packages and a few little esoteric trinkets.

[moonlightcookie]

ok so heres a big ol post of my voca (mostly) lgbt headcanons. i ripped this straight from my old blog so anything thats crossed out means i no longer hc that ofc. there will also be some other synths like utau and fanloids. anyone without a specific gender hc means i could see them as either cis or trans, or that my hc changes often enough to not specify

also includes some cancelled/private vbs

jpn vocaloids:

meiko- bi (no preference)

kaito- bi (preference for women)

miku hatsune- lesbian

rin kagamine- trans lesbian

len kagamine- trans het ace

gakupo kamui- have u seen this bitch?? he Gay. he trans 2

luka megurine- lesbian

gumi- lesbian

sf-a2 miki- nb lesbian

kiyoteru hiyama- bi (no preference)

yuki kaai- ig when she’s older she’ll realize shes bi??

lily- lesbian

vy1-  aroace  nb bi (no pref)

gachapoid/ryuto- when he’s older he’ll realize he’s bi ace

iroha nekomura- lesbian

piko utatane-  trans aroace

vy2- aroace    nb bi (no pref) 

mew- trans bi ace (preference for women)

tone rion- lesbian

cul- trans lesbian

yuzuki yukari- lesbian

ia- nb ace lesbian

aoki lapis- lesbian

galaco- nb lesbian

mayu- cis lesbian

kyo- bi (preference for men)

yuu- gay

wil- aroace

merli- lesbian

macne nana- bi (no preference)

kokone- lesbian

anon- lesbian

kanon- lesbian

vflower- aroace  nb ace lesbian

tohoku zunko- bi (preference for men)

rana- trans lesbian

chika- lesbian

sachiko- bi (no preference)

arsloid- cis gay

unity chan- bi ace (no preference)   jk both akaza and otori kohaku r both nb lesbians

fukase- bi ace (preference for women)    jk he trans gay

otomachi una- lesbian

yumemi nemu- lesbian

lumi- lesbian

zing- lesbian

azuki masaoka- lesbian

matcha kobayashi- lesbian

kizuna akari- lesbian

mirai komachi- lesbian

kaori- bi (pref 4 women)

ken- bi (pref 4 men)

haruno sora- trans lesbian

meika hime- nb lesbian

meika mikoto- nb lesbian

cocorobo- lesbian

ring suzune- nb lesbian

lui hibiki- cishet (sorry lui 😔)

akikoloid- bi ace (no pref)

meaw- both r trans lesbians

eng vocaloids:

lola- bi (preference for women)

leon- bi (preference for men)

miriam- lesbian

sweet ann- bi (preference for men)

prima- bi (preference for men)

sonika- lesbian

big al- cishet

tonio- bi (preference for women)

oliver- bi ace (preference for women)

avanna- nb lesbian

yohioloid- bi (preference for men)

cyber diva- lesbian   bi (no pref)

ruby- lesbian

dex- bi (no preference)

daina- bi (no preference)

cyber songman- gay  bi (no pref)

amy- lesbian

chris- gay

kor vocaloids:

SeeU- lesbian

uni- trans lesbian

chn vocaloids:

tianyi luo- lesbian

yan he- nb ace lesbian

xin hua- lesbian

yuezheng ling- lesbian

yuezheng longya- bi (preference for men)

stardust- lesbian

zhiyu moke- cishet

mo qingxian- lesbian

yao luniang- bi

spn vocaloids:

clara- bi (preference for women)

bruno- bi (preference for women)

maika- trans lesbian

other synths + fanloids:

eleanor forte- lesbian

yamine renri- nb lesbian

haiyi- trans lesbian

alys- lesbian

defoko- nb ace lesbian

teto kasane- nb lesbian

momo momone- cis lesbian

ritsu namine- nb aroace

tei sukone- lesbian

ruko yokune- intersex bi (no pref)

haku yowane- lesbian

neru akita- lesbian

TLDR; the only cishets are lui hibiki, big al, and zhiyu moke 😔 still love em tho