#and according to when reindeer lose their horns

[deep-sea-anemone]

Y'all can pry my trans Chopper headcanon from my cold dead hands

[true--north]

All Is Found: Call of the Cuckoo

Spoilers

That Northuldra legend we were waiting for. It briefly mentions little Iduna. She listens to a story of a couple from different tribes who fall in love and got to live together in the Northuldra camp, the man's grandmother was a Northuldra and had a sigil of the tribe she gave to her grandson; kind of a foreshadowing for Iduna, the shawl and F2. The story has some interesting details from the life of the Northuldra tribe.

Some quotes:

“I can’t believe he left his family behind to live with Lejla,” one young girl said loudly.

“You wouldn’t do anything you could to be with someone you loved?” the man asked.

“I love the forest and the reindeer and my family. I don’t think I could love anyone as much as all of them,” she responded.

“You may change your mind when you get older, Iduna,” he said with a quick pat to her head.

In this story, we have two once kindred people/tribes: the People of the Sun(our Northuldra) and the People of the Sky(the Aljel)The Aljel live closer to Arendelle Kingdom and have a more "modern" way of life with wooden cabins, some advanced tools etc, whereas the Northuldra keep their old traditions and are a more closed off culture in general: "If you go out too many times, you will lose your memory of the Northuldra." The People of the Sun and of the Sky have some prejudice and wariness about each other: "She began to warn them about the sky man they had encountered".

(So, we already have the people of the sun and the people of the sky. Who else can be there? People of the moon("midnight sun" in their culture) for example – I would like Elsa to encounter a darker mystic tribe in F3 – or of the northern lights?.. It's really interesting)

They were thrilled to be out in the land of the people of the sky

How the Northuldra hide their camp:

Then she looked around carefully to make sure they were alone before she raised her wooden walking stick and said the key words: “Skongally, skongally, please let the Northuldra in.”

The sun shone down through a parting in the trees, illuminating a path that hadn’t been apparent before. “Don’t you stand there, boy. Go home now!”

Woman walked away from the sunlight path and it disappeared into the darkness of the underbrush.

The tents that they lived in were called lavvoes, and they clustered throughout the camp, declaring it home. The crackling campfires added to the coziness, and the herds of reindeer stamped and snorted.

Some Northuldra beliefs:

According to legend, all the daughters of the Northuldra needed to rinse their hair in waterfalls

Necklace made of reindeer horn and hung the amulet around her grandson’s neck

She knew for a fact that water had a very good memory, and it didn’t seem that any of the waters she had encountered remembered the young man of the sky people who had been watching them

“She is our oldest, and she is teaching the young ones how to get bad spirits out from our village”

"Nothing is strange, boy. We believe in destiny"

The number seven was a powerful number for the Northuldra people. And if one of the sky people like Clemet wanted to marry one of the Northuldra, they needed to wash their face with seven kinds of water

There is some other custom of marrying a Northuldra woman, the one they don't like but still keep: a Sky man using a special silver coin on a Sun woman. Once used, the coin obliged the two to merry.

Fally also told them that the young man from the sky people had been about to throw his silver coin over Lejla.

“It’s good that didn’t happen. Otherwise, we would lose our dear Lejla,” said the old Northuldra man. “She would have had to live with the sky people forever.”

Each Northuldra has a walking stick with the owner's name on it, as well as a signed cup they carry on their belts.

“Listen, you need to return the Northuldra cup back to exactly where you found it. Whoever it belongs to will die if it is not returned.”

People of the Sun's written language is different from the People of the Sky's because the Northuldra write in mirror writing:

Clemet told them that he had tried to read the words on the stick. “No, you couldn’t because this is the Northuldra’s language,” Grandma said to him. “The only way you can read it properly is by looking at it in a mirror.”

“Our beautiful Northuldra daughter. Her song is the cuckoo’s cry that tells that the people of the sun love their daughter so much that they want to give her wings to fly.”

The older Northuldra woman started to sing, and slowly everyone joined her. Together, with their hands touching the shoulder of the person next to them, they formed a ring. “What are they singing?” Clemet asked.

“A blessing song,” Ristin responded.

Ristin got up and spread her arms to encompass the nature all around them. “What do you see?” she asked.

People of the Sky's beliefs:

His people, the Aljel, said that Tinka was a “four-eyed dog.” That meant that she could see more than other dogs—she could even see spirits and warn Clemet when they were near.

Clemet told his name and the history behind it

"I heard a cuckoo sing. He told me to wish three things for myself. The wishes that you wished on the cuckoo were secret – you must not tell them to anyone. But everything came true, my child."

[theflyingfeeling]

BC Survivor au? As in the reality tv show 😄 or if you haven't watched it, any other reality/competition show etc?

Ooh, yes yes yes! But..instead of the tropical location they always have in Survivor (even in the Finnish editions, except for the one during covid I think), how would you like a Finland edition? Survivor goes Lapland or something like that? :D

They all compete in the same tribe and thus sleep in the same kota

(Yes they sleep there yes it's tiny I know but humour me a little here alright, it's an alteranate universe after all and I'm making this up as I go 😅)

Niko and Aleksi immediately form an alliance and are often found plotting against the others, in true menace manner

Meanwhile Tommi is not planning on collaborating with anyone 😤 He's named as the first tribe chief

And he gets to wear a really cool bear skin that he likes so much he refuses to give it back when his time as chief is over and the production has to bring a new one to the set 🙈

Their tribe wins the first competition, which makes Joonas happy because to him the tribe already feels like a family 🥰

Indeed, Olli has to console him when they finally lose a competition (they have a winning streak in the beginning) and finally have to let go of one of the tribe members

"BUT WE'RE A FAMILY I DON'T WANT TO NAME ANYONE I LOVE YOU ALL 😭😭😭😭"

Meanwhile Joel contemplates voting himself off lol, participating in the competition was a huge mistake and he wants to sleep in an actual bed

Not that he minds sleeping next to Tommi too much. It's kinda cold in the kota at night, and Tommi is very warm 🥰

Ironically, Joel gets to be the next chief and he absolutely hates the responsibility and is this 🤏 close to actually telling the production he's going home

Tommi sees his moment and decides to break his "no collaboration, we die like men" principle and offer his advice for poor reluctant chief Joel

This does not go according to Niko and Aleksi's plans, who are planning on making sure Tommi is the next one to be voted off (he would be too strong an opponent in the end)

What Niko doesn't know, however, is that Aleksi has also made an alliance with *gasp* ROBIN 😱 Where do Aleksi's loyalties really lie?

Olli doesn't really have anyone to make an alliance with and he's kinda sad about it. Joonas says Olli should make one with him, and they do eventually, only their idea of scheming and coming up with strategies is talking about their feelings while braiding each other's hair 🥺

..which makes Aleksi realise he's made alliances with the wrong men: neither Niko nor Robin is going to braid his hair (it's getting kinda greasy (sorry for the mental image)), let alone let him braid theirs 😔

To no one's surprise, Tommi wins the challenge where they have to eat all sorts of weird foods, like worms and reindeer testicles

By winning this challenge he also wins the "untouchable" charm that prevents him from being voted off, which in this production is a crown made of moose horns, another prop Tommi's not planning on giving back once he gets his hands on it (the production is getting kind of frustrated and contemplate writing Tommi off the show somehow, but he's a fan favourite, so their hands are pretty much tied)

To no one's surprise, Joonas doesn't do quite as well in that particular challenge

At some point Joonas and Olli end up in a duel, but they've become such good friends that they're practically sobbing throughout the whole task because they don't want the other to leave 😭 and so production lets them both go ("oh my god stop crying you two, you're already out of the island"). They start a YouTube channel together after the show 🥰

Niko is Shook™ when he finds out about Aleksi's betrayal, but saves his ass anyway in the next vote-off (bye Robin 👋)

Joel and Tommi become such a power couple that, against all odds, they end up in the finale together ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[sorio99]

Deltarune Chapter 2: Live Thoughts

So, since the new chapter of Deltarune came out, I've played it all the way through, so, here are my thoughts as I had them. Basically a live-blog, but, not live anymore, I wrote these in my notes app before.

NOTE: Obviously there are going to be ALL THE SPOILERS for Deltarune Chapter 2 in this, as well as Chapter 1. Reader discretion is advised.

Wow, okay, so I was wrong about it being immediately explained.

Various descriptions have changed, and I’m not sure if it’s because of the change to a new game, or the one to a new chapter.

I feel like Berdly is definitely a m’lady guy.

Okay, so, we’re not skipping class this time.

I really wish we could call Toriel and tell her we’re gonna be late again, but I couldn’t see an option for that. Maybe Kris told her on the ride to school.

Okay, so, Noelle is definitely adorable, and a huge lesbian.

Susie seems lovestruck too, kinda.

SHE HAD CHALK, AND SHE DIDN’T TELL ALPHYS BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT SHE AND SUSIE COULD GO GET IT TOGETHER OH MY GOD

Okay, honestly wasn’t expecting the closet to work again.

Fricking LOVE the new transition.

Okay, so, Ralsei knows about, the real world? How, why, and what?

Oh, that, makes, a little sense? But also, if we hadn’t brought the toys over to the closet then, would they all be, dead?

AND WHAT IS RALSEI IN THIS CONTEXT?!?!

Okay, but I love the new town.

Holy shit, save points have storage, AND a spare list? Hell yeah.

So, we’re all level 2 now. I guess they moved from EXP based (or, execution point based?) to Milestone.

Love the basement for bad guys, with K. Round standing guard.

Bitch said “Child abusers live in Hamster Cage”.

Wait, he uses the hamster wheel?

I don’t know if I believe the king about his “bluff” or not. I think not, but, I don’t know.

I can see the “Susie moves to Ralsei’s castle to escape her abusive home” fic already.

RALSEI GAVE KRIS A TRASHCAN, AND SAID IT WAS FOR THE MANUAL IF HE GIVES US ANOTHER ONE OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY MY SWEET FLUFFY BOY

And of course, the moss call-back.

Oh god, Susie just said “My own room, huh.” and my heart is ready to shatter.

This girl has one actual food item in her fridge, and it’s just salsa

Oh, scratch that, there’s ice, crumbs, and jawbreakers in there too?

Oh, okay, Ralsei did give her actual food.

Entering Lancer’s room gives the cartoon Splat sound effect from Chapter 1, and his bedroom is identical to Chapter 1.

Perfect.

And the sound effect, plays in reverse when leaving? Okay.

So, explore until we’re ready to leave, huh? Seems, suspicious.

Oh my god, I just realized, the LightCandy is literally the chalk Noelle gave Susie. What the fuck.

So, for giving the Top back his cake, we get regenerating SpinCake that heals everyone for 140. Nice.

Battle challenges, huh? This should be interesting.

So, we can get a ClubsSandwich, $100, or…Jigsaw Joe’s entire life savings. Okay.

Aw, Clover has separate heads in their dialogue box!

Just realized this “dojo” also has their bed. Odd.

Alright, let’s take these challenges!

Oh, so if we act with Kris, than spare with Ralsei or Susie…got it!

He has a mercy meter. There’s a mercy meter now. I love this.

Oh, of course his life savings is exactly one dollar.

I can already tell the Graze challenges are gonna be the biggest bitches.

Okay, so, being able to rematch bosses, with different gimmicks and attacks, but based on the same logic? Always amazing.

I love the little cut-ins from the other characters with certain lines, like Susie and Lancer revealing “for a price” means zero dollars.

“Cookie and Wife”?

The Blacksmith runs a bakery where he can fuse items…okay.

Imma get a Silver Card.

What the fuck, Mr. Society?

Okay, so, we’re “leaving” through the way we came in, so “surely” we’re going back “home” to the “real world” and our “family”. Sure.

LANCER was added to your key items.

Oh was he now?

And so was Rouxls, “even though no one wanted that.”

Oh, we, actually went back to the light world. Huh. Actually wasn’t expecting that.

Jack of Spades, and the Rules Card. Makes sense.

Still LV 1 here, thankfully. No murder yet.

Okay, thankfully I can call Toriel now.

…Undyne, what the fuck?

Also? This, car horn music, I guess? Is, um…interesting.

Oh, the, computer lab. Where Toby was in Chapter 1. Okay. Makes sense.

“Guess this means we can’t start our project.” I’d say the biggest obstacle is more that we have no clue what the hell this project is supposed to be.

Hmm, we could use the computer at my house, or we could have a fun Toby Fox adventure…

My house!

I knew Susie wouldn’t allow it, also, you always wanna jump in big pits? That’s, worrying.

Computer lab time!

So, computer themed, maybe?

Rouxls jumped out, apparently. According to Lancer.

Okay, this build up is creepy, where’s the fluffy boy?!

Who is SHE?!

Was

Was that Noelle’s chatter sound?

Asking for help?

OH MY GOD

ITS THE REINDEER LESBIAN

SHES BEEN TAKEN

NOOOO

And, I suppose, this must be, our queen.

Q5U4EX7YY2E9N. Sure. I’ll stick with Queen, yeah.

Oh, she’s a computer! That…that’s probably not, great?

Oh, those plugs are bad, brainwashers. Okay.

Okay, they’re both tired…but Ralsei isn’t here. Fuck.

Aiming at moving targets is hard.

2 Werewires spared, only 4 to go, I guess!

RALSEI IS BACK, YAY!

Fun Gang, back together, working to save Susie’s soon-to-be-girlfriend!

Rhythm game to start a new bumping song. Nice.

Might live blog less from here, since, you know, the game is starting proper.

God, I love Deltarune’s look and sound, it’s so clean? And expressive, and AAAGH, I just love it!

I love angry Ralsei.

First lose control laughing moment: Kris and Susie squishing Ralsei like a toothpaste tube, to play an arcade game.

Did, did I just play Punch-Out inside an Undertale?

Curing computer viruses with Syringes…sure.

Sweet is the rhythm guy! Nice to meet you, Sweet! You and Toby are great at this music thing.

Hey, Susie can act now! Awesome!

Ralsei too, because of bullying! Yay!

Now the whole gang’s dancing!

(This is where I took my first real break, to process stuff and relax, and also to sleep)

In between thought: it’s kinda interesting that, in Chapter 1, Susie basically had to be forced to care about Kris, Ralsei, and Susie, but as soon as Noelle is in the slightest bit of danger, she’s immediately like, “We have to save her or die trying”, huh?

“Reverse diss-tracks, where the vocalist puts themselves down and praises Queen…or noise music.” That’s some, interesting taste in music.

“All our songs are only 4 seconds long!” Damn, so you’re, like, Vine musicians?

So, the Knight is opening alternate fountains, that create dark worlds out of, more mundane places? Interesting…

So, someone new is leading the rebels. This, can’t go well.

Smorgasbord 2.

Oooh, a TP raising Item! Nice!

Oh, the guy who was already working for Queen is a Werewire now. Okay.

66 up arrows. Hmmm, I wonder if I can retry at some point…

Oh boy. Here’s the queens…wait what?

Oh my god.

Go kart time.

Noelle, you traitor! How could you!

Oh, okay. Berdly I believe more.

Also, “beloved”.

I love how Queen apparently didn’t even ask him.

“Light Nerds” Good one, Queen.

That’s one weird Check for Berdly.

Berdly, for God’s sakes, Noelle is a lesbian, you idiot.

You know, given this villain rant, I think I hate Berdly more than I do King. And I’ve dealt with both bullies AND abusive dads.

Oh god, Roller Coaster Tycoon murder (also Berdly is dead)

Garbage! Saved by it again.

Oh, this place looks glitchy.

Also, Susie, you’re not the king of the trash pile. You’re QUEEN of the trash pile.

Oh god, please don’t tell me she’s dying.

Okay, good, she just needed fluffy boy hug.

Fork in the path, advantageous to split up, huh? But there’s three of us, and, two paths probably.

Okay, I can either go with the Fluffy boy who might secretly be evil, or the mean girl who might get lesbian scenes…hmmm…

I’m flipping a coin.

Okay, Ralsei it is!

Oh, Susie is upset at me getting to pick.

Oh, they’re going together.

Oh, this can’t be good.

If I had a nickel for every indie game with a cat themed metropolis on my pc, I’d have two nickels. You can finish the meme.

I swear I just saw Noelle on the right. Something big in the streets, hmmmm…

Okay, definitely saw Noelle that time. Shame the Poppups, popped up.

…I get it, Toby, but I’m still mad.

Blocked 10 ads…okay, I still love this game.

God, I’m already missing my party members.

Okay, so I still have Lancer, but, I’m really hoping Noelle listens to reason, because Lancer is, not.

Oh god no, don’t fight me now Queen. And please don’t join me.

Alright, nobody likes Berdly. Figured.

God they’re so dumb.

“G-got any room for another truce?” Noelle, I would do a No Mercy run for you, of course I’m going to help you.

I can’t believe “No Triple Trucies” is even an option.

Yay! Noelle in party!

“LV1 Snowcaster. Might be able to use some cool moves.” She’s got Heal Prayer, a more powerful (but more expensive) Pacify, and a damaging Ice move for only 16% TP.

I love her.

I don’t know what a sugarplum is myself, actually.

Noelle, you have a one track mind, and I like it.

Lancer, she’s not a cream, and we’re not making her a bad guy.

Oh, and she’s scared of mice, I love it!

Ah, she’s never been in battle before, let’s see how this goes.

See? That wasn’t so bad, Noelle.

Oh, she’s a natural!

“Needles aren’t scary…” Tell that to anyone under 20, Noelle.

Also, “subtle” pro-Vax message?

Oh my god, I just love her animations.

So, the virus and the syringe are fighting…hm…

Okay, so, first, Noelle’s defend animation, also perfect.

Second, so Ambyu-lance’s bullets block and destroy Virovirokun’s…hmm…

Have I mentioned how much I love Noelle? This funky little Christmas Lesbian can do no wrong.

Oh my god, she can’t even confidently say we’re friends, and hearing Kris say it makes her happy, I love her so much.

Okay, so, Queen drinks Battery Acid. Makes sense for a computer.

Kris is so done with this shit, I can tell.

I am both scared of and loving Queen.

Oh Jesus Christ Berdly what the fuck is that.

That is not greatness that is…I don’t know. I’m pretty sure even tumblr isn’t horny for you, Berdly.

Christ, he’s gonna break Queen by being an idiot and then he’ll be the Chapter boss.

Her eyes say lying. Of course.

“I Did Not Know You Had… Nipples” that’s, a good point.

…Berdly, you disturb me.

Second lost control laughing moment: Noelle’s cardboard robot face, and Queen just saying “Wow Cool Face”

Lancer, what is the “illusory nipple technique”?

Oh, of course the music bots built the statue. Berdly would never do manual labor.

Oh, and, they built the next “big” thing…hmmmm…

Why are we, flavors of tea???

Okay, that should be all the werewires for now.

The, clothing store, sold me, a useless mannequin, for $300. Of course.

I am going to touch the cheese.

Maus!

Cheese maze, purposely ruined to spare more Mices.

Hmm, Berdly talks about Noelle’s crush. $20 says he actually thinks it’s him, or maybe Kris at a stretch.

Noelle is now immune to mice! Yay!

Oh, CD Bagel, Seedy Bagel, just got that.

Okay, sacrifice pacifist run to kill Berdly…I’m tempted.

Uh, Berdly, Noelle just one shot both your allies. I’m not alone, you are.

Jokes on you, buddy, I’ve been dodging A+ for years!

“(He hit me in the face with a tornado…)” Yes, Noelle, and I have papercuts on my eyelids. He do be an asshole.

Oh good, they both made Battery Acid Pies. Now we’re in a car together. Perfect. This is exactly how I wanted things to go.

Potassium

Who is this trash man?

Spamton, huh. Oh boy.

Oh god, this song has lyrics.

Oh joy, a mini boss on my own. Just what I wanted.

Oh, new game over screen! Nice.

Anyways, I hate this guy.

Okay, just one more deal, I think. I wonder what’s next.

I’m not giving you my credit card info, dude.

Oh damnit, 1% more.

Okay, I’m very scared now.

Oh, I lost $51. That’s, fair.

Okay, back in the car.

Oh my god, Queen loves Noelle too. Perfect.

Lancer took the mixtape! Nice!

Oh, he ate it…nice!

DECEMB…

Oh god she’s a little kid.

December.

I’m so sorry, Noelle. I really hope you’re going to be okay. We’ll figure out what to do.

Queen, why does everything you have explode?

Now the prize is on my head.

Susie and Ralsei! You’re back!

She can slightly heal me now…cool!

And she taught him Sarcasm. I love them all so much.

Uh, Susie! You can have it!

Okay, so, now Susie is both gay for Noelle, and suspicious of her. Amazing.

And Noelle is turned on by the threat of being killed. Have I mentioned I love these dorks?

The gang’s all here!

Uh, just got past fireworks, and, where’s Noelle?

Oh, okay. She was just watching Fireworks.

Oooo, catching mice minigame!

Oooo, more elaborate but simpler to control mice minigame!

Oooo, bucket hole!

Also, nice gay Noelle moment noted.

Oh no, please don’t take the perfect girl away from us!

Okay, so, I don’t like Berdly, but, Acid river? Bit much…

Oh, okay. He was never in danger. I hate both of you. GIVE US BACK NOELLE

GOD DAMNIT NOT THE CAGE AGAIN.

Oh, great, now we’re captured too. Except possibly Ralsei.

She only plays mobile games. Burn her.

For once Berdly is correct.

Queen, you are dumb.

Is that the super Mario world fade?

I don’t, next question.

No looking at my Search history!

Oh, hey, we can chat in here.

LANCER TIME!

YES I MISSED YOU YOU DOPE

Lancer, never say Pants hole again, and never say you were inside it either.

Lancer, do you still not know our name?!

So this is how they lampshade the tutorial-Toriel thing, huh?

Oh no, Lancer, please don’t die in here.

Um, are there rooms for all the kids at school?

Asriel…

Puzzle time!

Plot twist: Susie is not Susan.

Berdly is dumb.

Admittedly, I did brute force that second one a bit…

Okay, now Susie has outsmarted both me AND Berdly. This is sad.

Oh god, he’s gonna cry now.

Oh, my god, that’s what December meant. That’s why Berdly cares about Noelle. That’s why…oh god.

Oh wow, Susie’s a gamer. This is incredible Lore.

Oh wow, first Lancer’s face returns, now Berdly is Anime. I love this game.

Oh my god, Ralsei in a tux. I love him.

Alright, so, Lancer needs to go back to Castle Town, and we need to get the heck to Noelle. I hope Berdly’s plan actually works…

Aw, I wanted him to stay tuxedo…

Color Cafe, huh?

Oh god, Rouxls came here. I am terrified.

I love this hype manor song!

Toby Fox, why is there so much 3D Shenanigans in this 2D Top Down RPG???

Note: from here, I end up going to the secret of this chapter. Do not read if you don’t want to be spoiled on that plotline. Skip to where I say Pancake Batter.

Okay, I’m going back, and I’m gonna find this third blue check mark.

Okay, found it, now to get back to the guy…

Yay, fireworks, again!

East treasure’s hallway leading to Basement on 1F…

Oh dear.

So there’s a secret here after all…where is…

Found it!

Okay, how to open this lock, now…hm.

Well, one thing was in the field, so, maybe in the city?

Oh Jesus it’s Spamton.

$28, not a penny more.

KeyGen, huh…

If this is as hard as Jevil, I’m gonna be pissed.

Oh, great, just Kris going in. Again. Fantastic.

Oh what the fuck.

Oh Jesus Christ I hate this build up.

Oh, and I died on the elevator. That’s fun.

Okay, so I hate this elevator. A lot.

Okay! Took like six tries, but I made it past the elevator! Now, let’s see what’s waiting for me…

EmptyDisk…hmmmmmmmm…

Maybe take that back to Scamton or whoever?

…Ralsei, Susie, what are you two doing?

Okay, trash man, you better like this.

Oh Jesus Christ.

Okay, this is not what I expected to follow Jevil’s lead. But, let’s see what happens when I turn this disk in.

Oh, nothing happened. Sure it did. Just gonna walk away then…

Oh, wouldn’t you know it, something happened!

Okay, so big puppet robot man. This is terrifying.

THANK YOU SUSIE!

Roller coaster boss! Again! Oh good!

YELLOW SOUL!

Can’t write notes, gotta kill.

Spamton, oh my god. And it’s Neo’s outfit. How the fuck did I not realize before?

Im terrified, let’s GOOOOOO!

Holy shit is that the Undertale Game Over message??????

Many tries later

Okay, I think it’s actually Ralsei and Susie talking…

Quitting the game so they can get their healing items out of storage and buy some good ones extra later

Okay, third turn, and I’ve only been hit once! Granted, it did almost 50 damage to Susie, but, still, doing better this time!

Even more death later

Did he just, attack himself?

Is he surrendering?

I…I did it! I did it in one sitting! Minus quitting so I could grab healing items that did more than 40 HP!

Oh, he killed him by freeing him…….okay.

Dealmaker, huh? Let’s see what this bad boy is…

+4 defense, +5 magic (even on Kris?), and $+30%…”and…?”

Okay, Ralsei, you get that, Susie get’s Jevilstail, and I get many questions.

Alright, now back to the actual plot!

Oh…Kris has goosebumps, and Susie’s asking if they’re okay…no. I’m saying no.

I love these two so much. Now let’s save the adorable lesbian.

Pancake Batter. Alright, we’re good.

Sorry, Noelle, got distracted.

Mouse wheel!

Tasque manager helped!

Man, this room is big and empty, with an odd exit door and screens on the north wall. Hmmmm…

Toby!

Thank you annoying dog!

Okay, I still love this music. Just wanted to say that. Anyways, PROGRESS!

We’re tea covered now. Except Susie. She’s tea filled.

Oh god, I don’t trust Berdly with Susie.

God, Knight teased.

Duck ride with Fluffy Boy.

Okay, so, puzzle time, methonk.

High Five!

More duck ride!

Ralsei, do you wanna do the kissy?

Oh boy.

Oh jeez.

Oh damn.

Rouxls.

Ralsei, you read my mind.

Oh Jesus it’s the tank from the first game.

Okay, so, we, take houses? Okay.

I can’t believe some people thought this dork was Gaster.

Wow, I beat him in like 3 and a half turns because I blocked him in.

Another God Dammit because SOMEONE didn’t pay attention to what happened to Lancer.

His head is still blue…

Hey, Camera! Peace signs and hugs!

Mostly hugs.

Yay, more Susie and Noelle time!

Oh my god, my heart is breaking.

Okay, I love these adorable girls.

Oh boy, this is, weird.

“Point and hearts come out” or “Eat moss”. The choice of a generation.

Fair point, Susie.

She likes scary things, huh.

Kinky

Have I mentioned how much I love these two? Because I do.

Susie and Noelle are best girls ever, no objections.

Oh good, Berdly, don’t ruin this completely, okay?

I fucking knew it.

Noelle, you’re going to kill him, and that’s okay with me.

Susie, stop squishing him like toothpaste!

Oh boy, I get big “final boss” energy right now…

Werewerewire?!

Okay, so I just stole from Noelle’s room.

Okay, boss time.

Shit, I should’ve healed up.

Okay, so, I died, but, I can fix that!

So, this boss is calling back to how the town’s internet has gone out, a fact I didn’t even learn until watching other content last night when I should have been sleeping, because I forgot to talk to Alphys during the brief chance I had.

Also, now both she and Ralsei have made reference to the real world outside…hmmmm…

So I guess the plot is about Google search being evil…yeah that checks out.

Bitch, did you just funny runny way?

Hmm, I’d say 50/50 odds of him being a drama Queen vs. him trying to trick Susie into caring about him.

Yep, he’s trying to score a kiss. Berdly…get a job.

Alright, let’s save Noelle, and possibly the whole town.

The “Roaring” Knight?

Oh god, the determination…who is this Knight, what is going on, and how involved are we?

Wait wait wait wait wait wait WAIT

When she described the Knight making more darkness, she said they took their blade, and showed an image of a knife. Was…was this…

HOLY SHIT IS KRIS’S NIGHT SELF THE KNIGHT?!?!

Oh. It was a giant robot. Not a statue.

Susie’s dancing!

Oh yeah, he can fly.

Resistance! Yay!

Okay, so, we sentai up in this bitch.

I wonder how the hell this story would go if we didn’t go pacifist then? Because in Chapter 1, all that really changed was how the boss was defeated in the cutscene, and like a couple details later. This is, a lot more than that.

Okay, so, three rounds of HP, punch out for her turns, just keep attacking. Got it.

Two rounds down, one to go!

Yes, eat your own Baseball, bitch!

Oh, suicide attack. Well it was just a robot.

Oh. She still has us.

Oh fuck the robot is Noelle’s mom. Fuck.

Okay, so, Queen is dead.

Oh fuck, don’t take over the world with darkness all of you, please.

The Roaring?

Oh fuck, new legend lore.

Titans, Fountains, enveloping the land in devastation. Oh jeez.

Lost eternally in an endless night…that’s not paradise. That’s hell.

QUEEN IS ALIVE?!?! AND DIDN’T KNOW ANY OF THAT?!?!

Thank you, Susie!

Okay, that’s a good ending for a second chapter, it’s dark fountain time!

Susie, please don’t turn evil.

…

And, we’re in the computer lab!

Wait, Ms. Boom? Does, does Gerson have a daughter, or wife?

Lost control laughing #3: this

I love this game so much. Time to explore town again.

Okay, Alphys does crush on Undyne still, at least.

Oops, I just let all the prisoner dogs out.

Awww, Undyne likes Alphys too!

Napstablook, I love you.

Oh shit, Asgore used to be a pig?

Oh god, this Rudy storyline is gonna be depressing all the way through, huh?

Susie, can we steal the tower of the gods?

Hey, we can actually go back to Ralsei’s dark world?!

Okay, this is gonna be interesting.

Oh thank god, we can save in the epilogue now, cool.

Oh cool, King and Queen together.

Oh my god he calls her Queenie Beanie. I love this.

So, a card and a computer fucked to make Lancer, who is a card. Okay.

Okay, so Lancer DOES know Kris’s name! Just not Ralsei’s!

New battle challenges! Yes!

Might save “Ch. 2 All-stars” for another time, though…

Perfection is the mannequin reaction.

Oh my god there’s a dedicated room for listening to music I love this

Alright, time to skedaddle back to the real world.

Okay, so Alvin is Gerson’s son, and he’s depressed. Fun.

Oh, MK and Snowy are by the creepy bunker. That’s…fun.

Okay, so, Susie scared them off after they insulted Kris, because Kris said something about the bunker…hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…

Hey, Nice Cream Guy is one of the Ice-E’s employees! Nice!

Ah, PizzaPants. Never change.

Oh hey, it’s the little guy, who’s clone is a Gaster follower. And the bird guy’s still in the library, and the donut guy is still in his car…

Hey, Catty and Bratty are becoming friends again! Cool!

Omg, Sans’s store is open. Do I…go in?

Hell yes I do!

Okay, so, Grillby’s music still, but, different interior. Interesting…

Sans, a day and 2 years in this game are not equivalent. It’s a day and 3 years.

The trousle grows further away.

Oh jeez Susie’s been drinking the milk. Oh god.

Cool, Susie’s seeing Onion too!

Oh, never mind.

A song is coming from deep under the water…either Shyren is involved, or this is gonna take a turn.

See you, Su-

Oh! Hey mom! Meet Susie!

Pie for all!

Oh my god, Susie, my heart is breaking.

Okay, so Alphys and Toriel know about the chalk. That, kinda makes Susie thinking she’d get expelled for it, really depressing.

Okay, so, Toriel and Susie are gonna make Pie together, that’s cool. Still, pretty worried about, Kris.

Uh, I just ran the sink, and, uh…

WHAT THE FUCK

OKAY SO MY SOUL IS UNDER THE SINK, KRIS WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY IS IT BLACK OUT THE WINDOW WHERE ARE YOU GOING

WHAT THE FUCK

…so we get a cute scene with Susie and Toriel, then Susie asks where Kris is and…they do this sometimes?

I’m very concerned.

Okay, Toriel is concerned too, enough to say “hell”. Even Susie is shocked.

Okay, so, they’re coming back, uh, okay, this isn’t good, right?

Stopped the faucet, opened the drawer, and…we’re back?!

Kris what the fuck are you doing

And why couldn’t we find Asgore in the town?

Okay, so, we’re all sleeping in the living room. I, guess tomorrow’s the weekend, probably? I don’t know?

Susie, doesn’t have caring parents, I guess?

Oh god, Susie wants them to come to our world, but, Lancer is a playing card, he can’t…I don’t know. I’ll say it’s “far-fetched”.

There’s a festival, apparently. This seems…suspicious.

I’d take Ralsei, so you could take Noelle.

She’s asleep.

That, might not be good, in this context.

Okay, so, we’re asleep too, I think?

Oh god, Toriel’s tires are slashed, that can not be good, in any way.

Okay, night time, Toriel and Susie are asleep…now what are you doing, Kris?

That, knife…

Okay, so, yep, they’re the Knight, and they just opened Darkness in their living room. This is, not, good. And, the tv’s on, and the door’s unlocked…

What the fuck is happening?

Ending credits song sounds, techno? Is this more of Don’t Forget? Or a remix? I hear the lyrics at least.

“To be continued in Chapter 3” OH IT BETTER BE, TOBY

So, yeah, that's Deltarune Chapter 2. In conclusion: this explains nothing, raises 120% more questions, and overall is still an incredible, wonderful game. I also like how each Chapter so far has been almost as long as a full play through of Undertale, and yet we're still somehow only 2 sevenths of the way through. Oh yeah, did I not mention? After completing it, it brought me to a chapter select with SEVEN DIFFERENT CHAPTERS, only two of which were available. So, you know. THAT'S FUN!

In actual conclusion, please play this game, it's free, it's amazing, and also buy the soundtrack on Bandcamp so Toby can make some kinda living.

[bangtan-spells]

Hoseok Scenario: Hearts Coming Home.

Request: Hey girls! for the christmas thingy, what about reader and Hobi meeting by accident at the airport? They were supposed to travel to visit their families, but bc of the weather or something like that the plane couldn't leave. So they decide to stick together :3 Btw, how have you been? I've noticed you've been inactive lately, so I hope you can solve whatever it's going on. Just keep being strong! love you girls, fighting!! <3

Genre: Fluff.

You rushed to the gate, you hadn’t heard the airport lady annoucing your flight but then you could have never been able to undertsand the voices of the airport speakers. So maybe you were late, and if boarding had started you were in trouble, well if boarding had ended you were doomed. The gift shops in the airports always caught your eyes and this time it was a necessary stop since you needed to grab a few last minute christmas gifts but spent way longer at the duty free than you intended. You were a little out of breath while walking down the hallway and wishing everything still worked according to plan since this was the only flight you could catch to reach Seoul on time for christmas because you had been in Busan for the past week because of work.

When you reached the gate area you saw the crowd gathered around so you thought that indeed the boarding had started but then you didn’t see the airline staff so that was weird. You approached a little and then was when you overheard that the flight might be delayed.

The crowd started to speak louder and then you saw a staff member coming your way. You trief to step closer to hear better, holding your bag but feeling the wieight starting to hurt your hand. -Excuse me- you said to a young guy that was standing next to just as confused. You put thE bag on the ground and listened. The flight had been delayed three hours because of the sudden bad weather, you sighed, that was a bummer, but three hours werent that much time and you could still be on time for christmas with your family. You’d be pretty tight on time but you thought you could pull it off if it was just three hours.

You were getting a little hungry so since you were stranded There for the time being might as well get something to eat. You wanted something healthy and nice but With your budget you were thinking that Mcdonalds was the right option. Sighing you got your bag and walked away.

You walked without any rush now. Thinking what a shame that you had rushed all the way here for nothing. At the end you settled for a starbucks toasted sandwich. You were munching on it when something caught your eye. You had your gift bag sitting on the other chair it had slided to the side a little bit and part of the content was visible now so you frowned letting your sandwich down. What?

You took out a pack of three tennis balls, you were certain that you hadnt bought that. More confused you went through the content of the bag to realize that none of it was yours. 

-Oh my god-

You had grabbed the wrong bag. But when? You thought hard when, the only time you let go of the bag was when you were standing near the crowd at the gate area. You thought hard on it and then you remembered the guy next to you had a bag just like yours. This one had to be his and surely he had yours.

- Shit - you exhaled, now you had to rush to find him.

You finished your sandwhich quickly much to your discomfort, you were walking looking around, but what if he had left.? No that wasn’t possible, he was there so he was most probably waiting for the same flight as you. You thought about your luck, way to go for a cheerful holiday spirit, not only your flight had been delayed but now you had lost your christmas gifts. Great.

Thankfully the airport wasn’t that big, those were Hoseok’s thoughts as he walked around looking for the girl who had taken his bag. He had noticed around fifteen minutes ago that he was holding the wrong bag, and he remeered you placing your bag right next to his so he guessed you had to be the one who took his bag away.

He had gone to almost every store around looking for you but he didn’t catch a glimpse of you, so at the very last he had decided to go back to the waiting area of your gate since he guessed you’d get back to it eventually. Hoseok sat on a visible spot and looked around, then he saw you coming also turning your head in every direction. Most probably looking for him. That made him smile for some reason, you had probably walked past each other without realizing.

He stood up and lifted his hand to get your attention as he approached you. You exhaled relieved and smile a bit awkwardly.

-Hi- you smiled again. -I’m sorry this must be your bag-

Hoseok couldnt help but smile too. -Its ok, it was just a mistake-

You lAughed a little. -Yeah this delayed flight thing has gotten on my nerves so I dont know where I have my head-

-Yeah same, it’s such a bummer that the flight got delayed, but at least there’s still hope-

-Well here you have it, let’s try to not get confused again- you both laughed and switched bags. -I was a bit shocked when I saw the tennis balls, I was like, I didnt bought that-

Hoseok laughed. -Oh those, it would have been terrible to lose it, that’s actually a gift to myself-

-So you play tennis-

-Yes!- he smiled even brighter making you feel a bit fuzzy inside, he had a cute smile. -I do, it’s one of my hobbies when I get free my time of my dancing and the other stuff in my life-

-Are you a dancer?-

-Yeah I actually…-

Hoseok stopped midsentence because a group of people was passing by your side and almost bumped you so he lightly grabbed your arm and pulled you away from them. You were a bit startled but thankful for the gentle gesture.

-Thanks-

-No, you’re welcome sometimes people go like crazy in airports, why…- he smiled and stared at you a bit more shyly. -why dont we go grab a coffe since we are waiting for the same flight anyway, I mean it’s ok if you dont want to, I just think it would be nice to wait with someone, I…- he laughed notably nervous so you giggled a little.

-That sounds nice-

You went back to Starbucks where you had warm drinks and a treat. Hoseok was very nice, he was chill and easy to talk with, he was also very handsome. He was the kind of guy who was beautiful in a very refreshing way, effortlessly, his hair was deep red that complimented him very much and he explained to you that he chose the red for a recent show in which he was going to perform. You talked about both your lives, finding that you had several things in common so the time flew by until the three hours that you were suppossed to wait passed, so you decided to go back to the gate to investigate.

At first you were the only ones standing by but just like before people crowded around waiting for new info, hopefully saying that the plane had arrived. The staff came again but news weren’t so bright. The bad weather was still very much present and the flight might stay delayed until the weather cleared up and it was secure to fly, so practically they were saying you were going to be stuck at the airport indefinitely. People wasn’t happy and complains could be heard. You looked at Hoseok not knowing how to react, this might mean that you were going to miss Christmas with your family.

-This sucks, can they even do this?-

Hoseok sighed. -They can, maybe weather it’s bad for real, we just need to wait for a little longer-

-Is your family waiting for you at Seoul?-

He nodded. -Yes, they are there for Christmas, I was excited to see my noona, and you? Your family is waiting or maybe a boyfriend…?-

-Oh no, nothing of that, just my family-

Hoseok chuckled. -So we both are single-

-On Christmas day-

Both of you laughed and went to sit together again.

To distract yourselves from the bad news you went for a little tour after some time around the stores taking the freebies of coffee and chocolates that stores gave and checking out the christmas stores. Hoseok was a funny guy, he didn’t hesitate to try on the tacky christmas hats, the reindeer horns, the santa’s elves and he even put on a santa claus hat with the fake beard and everythig. It made you forget about being lonely on Christmas because you didn’t feel lonely with him making you laugh with his sense of humor.

It was eleven on Christmas Eve and you were sitting on the waiting area yet again, only that this time both of you were wearing matching santa hats.

You were thinking where to eat since it was getting really late and chances were you were spending Christmas there.

-Well if we dont get home on time, at least we are spending Christmas with each other and you are a pretty good company-

You smiled at that, if you had been alone you would had felt way more sad than now. You felt bad that you weren’t with your family, but you had to admit that this didn’t turn out so bad.

The speakers went on and suddenly announced that passangers of your flight had to go to a different gate. Your plane had finally arrived and apparently the weather was good enough to travel.

Hoseok and you walked there together seeing the people already forming the lines the flight attendants were organizing. You were on the same line so you waited together for your turn, you couldn’t believe your luck. You had been waiting for the plane all this time but now that it was there it made you realize that you didn’t really want to leave Hoseok’s  side because you had already warmed up to the idea of spending Christmas with him. It was a little crazy to think that you could get so attached to someone in that short spam of time but there was just something about him that told you that with him Christmas would be special.

You got on the plane finding that Hoseok wasn’t sitting beside you but he inmediatly asked a lady to trade seats and she very gladly obliged.

-Of course, I wouldn’t dare to split such a lovely couple on Christmas Eve- She said, so after all you ended up sitting side by side.

The plane was about to take off, both of you wrote to your familes and then Hoseok looked at you with a smile on his face.

-Merry Christmas Y/N-

You looked down at your phone and saw it was already twelve oclock. After all you did get to spend Christmas with him. -Merry Christmas Hoseok-