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scolopendress-tag · 4 years ago

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these aren't as random or outlandish bc I'm just not good at them but have some random stuff I literally pulled out of my ass as I was writing

Lucio hates the Irish.

Nadia has a fursuit. Asra made the design. She doesn't wear it but she enjoys having it as an "art piece". Valerius hates it.

Portia would take one of each flooring sample for home depot as does nothing with them. She simply collects them.

Muriel is phobic towards flying (like planes). Julian is allergic to peanuts.

Nadia can run surprisingly fast. Like she can just book it. You know that fucking captain america guy post where he runs like freakishly perfect? She does this and it's just so scary. Straight fucking line too. Oh Lord she's coming. Solid endurance runner. Could beat the others in a marathon or race in general unless it's a shorter obstacle race than Asra would overtake her.

Asra can book it also but is absolutely incapable of running in a straight line. He probably doesn't walk in a straight line either. Messier runner but fantastic at bolting through more obstacle heavy or crowded environments. Sustained running beyond a few minutes can prove an issue though, but that's all he needs for the few circumstances he would be made to run in anyways. It's not exactly an everyday thing. But good god he can go on a dime. Just ZOOM he gone.

Julian is probably the worst runner but not to any drastic degree. He'd probably trip over his own legs they're just too long.

Julian used to have freckles but he hated them so he went vampire mode for a while until they went away. Portia never saw this but would shit if she did.

Portia pronounces multiple words incorrectly because she's only ever read them. She knows most of them now but she refuses to say them differently because her way is superior. Point it out and she'll start pronouncing another random word wrong she previously said right to spite you.

Asra used to wear mixed metal jewelry but when he got his ears pierced young he was allergic/sensitive to almost everything but gold and that's been his signature metal since. His piercings were constantly irritated regardless. You cannot just sleep with huge dangly earrings in. He played with them constantly too.

Nadia's hair frizzes like crazy naturally, and she has to use specific products to control it. Asra has so many split ends but it's still the softest thing on planet earth. Except for masquerade Asra. That hair is crunchy. A whole big can of tresemme hair spray is in there.

Muriel's hair is actually really healthy if not a little weighed down by grease sometimes- elimate that it's it's silky smooth and oh so soft.

Nazali and Portia are both "former" Warrior Cats fans. Asra has read like 2 and a half books from random parts of the series also. If either of the other two somehow end up talking about WC around him Asra will add his own incredibly confusing takes. They love it.

Aisha is the funniest motherfucker in Vesuvia but her humor can be not obvious so people don't always even notice. She's just having fun. Tons of vague references to things that may or may not exist or have ever happened. She's actually been like that ever since The War.....,

Salim is like a diehard furry. Fursonas with lore and everything. He sketches them in his free time. Aisha never super got it herself but thought it was cute. He said she should make a sona once and she did it mostly jokingly but Salim loved it and drew it for her. Asra is a bit of a furry too and this is in fact entirely his fault.

Portia introduces Aisha and Salim to DnD and they get so into it. Asra is invited to join eventually and is shocked at the intensity, and honestly finds it so entertaining. He is never super serious into the game but he likes to join in regardless bc seeing his parents like that is so wild.

Nadia has a scar on her thigh and every time someone asks where she got it the explanation is always different and dramatic but said nonchalantly. She doesn't actually know. But she also knows you don't know what Prakran wildlife is capable of.

Navra kins but in like a sexy fun way, or they used to when they were younger.

Nafizah kins but in like an alarming and conufusing way. She's still doing it.

Portia is a bit of a wasp magnet. They always seem to be drawn to her. She doesn't mind them anymore and knows how to not get got but she has been stung so much in the past.

Valerius is terrified of wasps and thinks Portia does it on purpose.

Vulgora tried to assert that they were better and stronger than bullet ants in the past. Vulgora lost.

Lucio thinks Vriska was a girlboss and people just hate to see her winning.

Nahara dislikes whales, but respects them. Absolutely nobody knows why nor has she ever explained. It's like some weird grudge.

Valdemar when they were human eons ago had secortal heterochromia. Their interest in their funky eyes is what started their love for biology/science which turned them to their passion for medical study. These weren't words or dedicated practices really in their time really, though. But close enough.

Volta can actually sing but it's like built in nightcore, Alvin and the chipmunks wish they had what she has.

Vulgora can do the heavy metal scream but that's literally all they will do. Karaoke nights they'll pick metal and exclusively do the yells and hypes themselves up for the next yell during the lyrical segments that they're not singing to. Sometimes they'll questionably vocally cover the electric guitars and drums. Not a single actual word though.

Valerius actually has a good voice but puts in like no effort to actually sing. go girl give us nothing <3 its okay tho he does genuinely sing in the shower and it's all theatre/opera songs. Only the dramatic ones. He thinks no one knows. Everyone in the palace knows.

Vlastomil sings like a cartoon villain and it's not awful but he misses some notes and he's scaring the children.

Mazelinka knows multiple languages fluently but can be at least profane and vulgar in like 30. She collects international cuss words and insults like pokemon cards.

Namar looks like he would put on nickelodeon for his kids and theyd start liking ATLA and he'd be like oh this is kinda cute actually and then watch some episodes and next thing you know he's binged the whole series and is very fond of it and a lifelong fan.

Navra can be very physically expressive. They've absolutely smacked, whacked, or kicked someone on accident when they got excited and like, swung their arms out or such. The other Satrinavas know to give ample space when Navra starts getting hype. Nahara can attribute her dodging skills and quick reaction times to having spent a good chunk of her life in Navra's presence.

I feel like Portia and Nadia could make a conlang together. The absolute power that conlang would hold.

Vulgora tried to start a Vesuvian mafiaesque group once with dock kids. No one took the seven year old threatening to beat their knee caps in seriously. That was their mistake.

Natiqa likes to combine foods that do not go together at all and it's awful. Asra thinks she's a genius.

Asra can mimic a tiny amount certain birdcalls, learned by ear as a kid. He taught Muriel also but he's too embarrassed to do it anymore.

Portia will say she can do birdcalls and be like watch this a belts out one loud ass raven/crow screech. It's ridiculous and she's never done it before but Malak is like

Valerius also hates the Irish.

Feel free to argue with me and bite my limbs.

Head canons that make absolutely no sense are my favorite. Like there's no reason they're definitely technically wrong but also why? You know? Like why would you think that? It's just so fucking funny.

#not proofreading this

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