#and a guy name nux.

[furiroad]

Furiosa spoilers under the cut 🚗

It's actually staggering how much that movie did not need to exist. Gonna bullet point some thoughts

My sarcastic lol @ the lightning fast sisters cameo at the end where they're all played by completely different people. the quick flash of Cheedo's eyes bc they managed to get Courtney Eaton back for three seconds didn't appease me

I guess it technically passes the bechdel test bc right at the start Furiosa says "be still" to Valkyrie but iirc that's the only pass moment. I know not passing the bechdel test doesn't mean the movie is automatically bad I just think it's interesting considering it's following Fury Road

"she talks to her mother" I don't think they ever said her mum's name out loud

You know how mad max fury road could have a silent version w no dialogue + isolated soundtrack and it worked because you could tell what's going on anyway? This movie has the opposite problem. Way too much talking. They over-explain everything

The best bit was the prolonged torture scene at the end where Hemsworth explains Furiosa's entire character arc and the message of the movie out loud to her and also us

Even his teddy had an arm missing, replaced with a barbie arm. Thanks. We get it

Her arm made robot noises

Actually threw MY arms up in disgust when she went back for that boy she supposedly had a romance with despite the film never bothering to actually show/explain that. I'm calling it a romance because the actors did. I guess it was supposed to be a Capable/Nux parallel but it didn't work for me and not just because I'm a dyke and a hater OK, if you're gonna do a ROMANCE, DO A ROMANCE. don't leave me sitting there wondering why Furiosa is risking it all for some guy she's had ONE conversation with, especially after he offers to get her away from the Citadel and back to where she came from, WHICH IS HER ENTIRE MOTIVE EVER SINCE SHE WAS TAKEN

I DON'T GET IT

Them trying to emulate Max and Furiosa's instinctive, perfect we have to trust each other moment by having Jack and Furiosa... look at each other Meaningfully fifty times while they were supposed to be driving cars? Don't make me laugh! You will never be them!!

Max being there for a second wasn't cute! I rolled my eyes

Same at "remember me?" MAKE UP YOUR OWN STUFF

So many things happened because they needed to happen (plot demanded it) and didn't make any sense in context. My favourite was when Furiosa rode her motorcycle up a dune to get away after cutting off her arm and the biker gang couldn't follow her up there for some reason

So much Christian imagery... threw me off tbh

Considering it's Furiosa's movie it sure isn't about her + she doesn't speak at all for almost the first half

This movie was way too long

I called it about the peach seed

I called it that she cut her own arm off

George Miller read some of my blog but not all of it

You know how The People Eater rubbed his nipple that one time and it was delightfully weird and gross and got a good reaction? Well in this movie he's constantly rubbing it, the whole time. Really lessens the impact of the nipple rub

As you can see this movie has made me insane

Like this is not really about the nipple rub but do you get what I'm saying here

Furiosa spends most of the movie hiding her hair (because as we all know, having long hair immediately identifies you as a woman) and then when her head covering gets knocked off and her hair is revealed (omg she's a girl) she leaves it like that and becomes an Imperator. On what planet

The history man frames the entire movie for some reason. Do they show Miss Giddy? Take a wild guess

One of the coolest parts of fury road was that a gang of bikers ended up being hardcore wasteland grannies w guns and loose morals in response to people fucking around for far too long without finding out. Did this movie have anything like that for me? Take a wild guess for a second time

The car fight scenes weren't even that great. Couldn't remember hearing any good music under them (brother in arms truly lightning in a bottle) and they went on for too long which feels wild to say about suped up car battles in the australian wasteland: 2 but oh well. This is how I feel. Fury Road was so good at carefully measuring out high octane action and then downtime and careful, quiet character introspection and this movie had no idea what it was doing either way

Honestly I don't hate it but I feel like it was a waste of time and it doesn't need to exist at all. A real nothing experience. Am I going to see this movie ten times in cinemas? No I am not even going to see it twice in cinemas

I don't know what I was expecting.

oh my god also they played clips of Fury Road over the credits as if to say "remember how fucking good this is in comparison to the dumb shit you just watched"

[creepydudesinthedesert]

Mad Max Fury Road: Drunk Commentary Edition

EDIT: I figure I might as well post this since, surprise!! I'm actually sober now so there's no chance of me very finishing this lol. But it was funny to read when I wrote it up like a year ago. Enjoy!

I’m starting after drinking 2 canned mojitos, and a glass of wine WITNESS ME!!!!!

- I watched this movie because a friend of mine wanted to get with a dude, and here i am, 6 years later and it’s still my favorite.

- It’s crazy having a boyfriend whose super into cars and telling him all the trivia for this movie lol

- Max NEED SOME MI:Lk after that car crash

- Guys i found a movie poste r for fury road at a thrift bookstore this year amd its thebest $30 ive ever soent

-someone tatoo my bloodbAG info on my back

-yO anyone remember that furiosa comic that reached NO ONES expectations??? idk about that guy but im built different i could write a better one

- THE CHASE SCENE

- CHARLIZE THERON WITH THE BRAND WALKING AWAY FROM THE CAMERA

- poetic cinema/im gay

- WE. ARE. WAR. BOYS.

- Everything about the i,mmortans reveal gives me straight up D****T***** Vibes and you all know why i am not taking questions or criticisms

- you know youer drunk when you accidentally open inspect element

- KEEP HER NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH

- bro im abbouto rise from the ashes from this world b/c im GONE

- That reminds me, when drinking, HYDRATE

- I DO RESENT ITS ABSENCE YOU DONT GOTTA RUB IT IN

- FUCKER

- THE LOOK. THE DETAIL

- Organic always felt the most aussie of of the cast

- The fact they al respect her decision for "heading east”

- Gaslight. Gatekeep. Girlboss.

- They dialogue between the brothers always got me because they seemed so normal. Maybe they actually had a good relationship together and rictus was actually mourned when it was revealed that immortan joe was dead.

- I did a paper on this movie my freshman year of college, yess i was a nerd, and yess I got a 100%

- ‘YOU CANNOT OWN A HUMAN BEING!”

- GASSLIGHT. GATEKEEP. GIRLBOSS

- ngl miss giddy you could’ve saved us a good 2 hours if you didnt miss

- #Killrapists

- NUX

- problematic fave turned wholesome fave

- “thas maigh whill!”

- “IM GONNE HISTORIC ON THE FURY ROAD”

- THE BEST SEQUENCE

- THE DRUMS

- THE GUITAR

- THE CARS

- DUN NA NANANA, DUN NA NANANA

- nux fangirling like me at the black veil brides concert last week

- I AM AWATED

- “...it’s a detour...”

- Im so gay

-oh my god i realized i havent seen this movie since majoring in russian language, I heard that whole exchange while not even looking at the tv

[judesbelligoal]

guys any good bars of soap recs??? lately the one i use has been leaving my hands and body feeling ROUGHH pls helpp

//

My kit :

Yves rocher Gel shower  (comme une evidence ) is the name  .( mornings)

petit marseillaise pin criste marine shower  gel ( nights)  

I dont use soap for my body but the one i use for my hands is  also of the brand yves rocher (they have a lot of aromatic ranges you can choose the one you like the most).

If u want a soft skin you can use these two moisturiser oils that i totally recommend  : 

Nuxe prodigeuse oil the one without sparkles is soooo smoth letting you skin so soft i like it so bad 

the other one i use too l'occitane  shower oil  but I use only a drop or two at most.( just a little )

This is what I use to have very soft skin also it is true that my skin is sensitive in itself so I hope this can help u 🤗

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[instantdepresso]

I will be glad to know about any of your characters 48. 46. 41. 38. 32. 27. 21 с:

omg thank you!! it's going to be a long one because I actually opened a new word document just for that and felt a spark of inspiration :')

48. What are they most afraid of?

I feel life Kala is ironically the one who has the most fears out of all my other ocs. She took over Oloïsse as Commander, and as a Charr of the blood legion she believes that nothing is more important than being an excellent soldier and an irreproachable leader. But she has this deep terrible fear of failure, like she’s going to disappoint everyone and especially Rytlock who she regards as a father figure in addition to him being her mentor. I think the worst scenario for her is to loose and make a fool of herself and to never be respected ever again by the people she cares about. Something so bad that she will be forced to give up being Commander which is the highest rank that she could dream of, in complete opposition to Oloïsse who wanted nothing more than leave the title behind.

46. How do others see them? How accurate is it to how they really are?

Okay this is perfect for Asoka because he’s the one who has a hundred fake personas and always puts on a show to get exactly what he wants. People believe that he doesn’t care about anything and he does things just to be infuriating and annoying and most of the time they don’t really get why he does the shit he does and honestly I don’t think he knows either. He never drops the asshole act so he’s starting to believe it too and he doesn’t really know who he is anymore because he spent his whole life being anyone else but himself. And he keeps doing it even when he doesn’t want too and things start getting blurry between what’s real and what’s not. But he cares, a lot. He cares in silence and if anything happened to his sisters or to Agni and Nux he would probably go insane because he cares so much that sometimes it hurts.

41. Are they married? Do they want to be?

Adria was the only one of my ocs who was married before but her husband died (oh my god why do I put so many deaths in my backstories I just realised that while writing all of this and I never noticed before) ok yeah so her husband died like an idiot and he was not a bad guy but I’m also thanking Caudecus because if not for him Adria would still be married to him and she would have never met Blodwyn and Blodwyn is the love of her life and they both are so happy together and I might actually cry a little thinking about this because they deserve it. So yeah anyway Adria is currently thinking about proposing to her but she’s waiting for the right time!

EDIT: after some reflecting time I've decided to keep the husband alive and just end their marriage with a divorce. Sorry Caudecus, another time maybe

38. What recurring dream do they keep having?

This could be a funny addition to say that Blodwyn’s Wyld Hunt is Adria. Imagine being a third-born Sylvari still waiting in the pod and besides all the fucked up memories transmitted by the ones living out there (thank you Asuras) you dream about some lady you neither know the name of or where you could find her. And then you are born and you feel lost and confused and you join the Nightmares because the Dream offers no comfort. And you keep dreaming about a woman who is a complete stranger but who feels more important than the entire world. (idk how much lore-friendly this is but I thought about this whole thing a lot when I created Blodwyn)

32. Would they be the one to start an argument?

For that one I made a small ranking of how likely these characters would start an argument

Asoka (he just likes to instigate drama) > Nux (doesn’t know it’s an argument, thinks it’s a spirited debate) > Dexx (anger issues) > Agni (also anger issues but also doesn’t like to speak that much)

27. What smell do they hate the most?

The smell of chemicals would be the worst for Nux because it reminds her of how she lost her arm and was excluded from her College. She had this project for a competition that her coterie forbade her to achieve because they knew it would be unstable but she did it anyway because she’s stubborn like that and caused an explosion which not only took her left arm but also the lives of two assistants.

21. Can they dance? Do they like to?

This one is for Agni because I actually had this idea for a long time that her uncle (who raised her after she lost her parents at a young age) taught her how to dance and she used to like it so much because that part of her life was the happiest she ever was. It didn’t last long, because her uncle died on Claw Island and it was one too many loss in her life and she doing everything that reminded her of him, including dancing.

[dorianepin]

i know this is partially explained by organizational circumstance (read: the existence of demko) but it is a tiny bit funny to me that nux fans are generally reacting to silovs being named tournament mvp and taking latvia to bronze with like All Right Let’s cool it a bit, you can only infer so much from international ice, let’s see how he fares with abby starter minutes, etc. whereas habs fans looked at monty winning and were immediately like HE’S OUR PROVEN STARTER TRADE ALLEN FOR A BAG OF PUCKS. i love the whiplash though it keeps me young

also i watched that podcast beauvillier did for some reason (alksdfhalhfd i am stressed out and need mindless entertainment to put on in the background) but it was almost depressingly comedic... every time they asked him Have you gotten used to being a canuck yet do you feel like you’ve processed the trade yet etc. he’s basically like ummm 80% i guess. this is a man who is fully expecting to get flipped in a month’s time and knows he will only have to keep renting his overpriced vancouver apartment for so long.....................

also not to be that guy drawing reductive parallels because they are quite different but it is always interesting to see the narrative similarities between miro and quinn and how their games are discussed (especially because they've both been benchmarked against cale so often — calder race, ncaa guys, 2017 3-4 punch, etc.) and the stock they carry from their teammates' perspectives..... i feel insane all the time !!!

[babybluesquid]

Consequences of Karrnath Session 43

A Freezing Familiar Enmity

Our Players this week:

Dagne, Redemption Paladin, party leader, an undead soldier created by the Odakyr Rites, but has a soul. They are a Seeker sworn to protect the living. Has a skeleton horse mount from Find Steed named Coffin. Can be abrasive and dishonest, but they are ultimately kind.

Nux, Aberrant Mind Sorcerer, a young teen Marcher who escaped an imposed warlock pact and is now discovering their own innate magic. Their personas are Murlo, a preteen orc girl, Orim, a young adult elf boy, and Vel, an adult tiefling enby. Since dying and being brought back to life, they accepted a pact with the Killing Cold in order to ensure victory.

Vaeren, Gloomstalker Ranger, a blind former Deathguard. They were initially sent to investigate Dagne, but instead started dating them. They’re contemplative and disciplined, but with an angry streak and often question Dagne’s decisions.

Evakhal, Zealot Barbarian, a mysterious half-orc Gaash’kala who joined the party due to his visions of the future where they stop a powerful servant of an Overlord. He’s generally optimistic and supportive of the party’s efforts.

Orim gets their shiftweave repaired and then writes a letter. They then head to the Tharashk enclave to find someone to deliver it to Kavashi. With their arrangements made, Orim then starts a ritual to summon a familiar. The imp that appears takes the form of a white monkey with solid blue eyes and batlike wings. Nobody is thrilled about this development, but the utility of a familiar is accepted.

Before midnight on the third day, the party goes to the library. The front door is unlocked, and heading inside, Vaeren finds the door to the historical document section open. Peering inside, there is Hynkeh, pulling a capped metal scroll tube out of a case. He’s wearing half plate armor and has a battle axe at his side. Orim reaches out to him telepathically, “what’s in your hand?” The response is immediate and guarded, “who are you?” “Turn around.” Hynek does turn, drawing his battleaxe and raising his other hand, it’s open and pulsing with inky black energy. “Woah woah woah, Nux here,” Orim sends. Hynek does not stand down, “who exactly are you here? Who told you I was here?” Orim asks aloud, “how did we know he was here?” Dagne whispers their response, “that information was provided by the king. Now, use your telepathy tolet him know we’re here and Inesa has come to kill him. We’re his backup.”

Orim, however, is already in the midst of the conversation. Hynek seems agitated when he hears Orim speak, “who are you talking to?” “I’m with everyone else, Dagne, Ev, and Vaeren.” “If you’re really Nux, you could tell me the name of the agent who brought me to the Ministry of Dead and the three undead animals raised by the Bone Guardian.” “Skeleton wolves, skeleton elk, and a zombie bear, and the name…” Orim speaks aloud to Dagne again, “the guy from the bear and elk and zombie fight, the agent who took Hynek, their name was something Glamoursinger right?” Unable to hear the conversation, Dagne is confused, “Nux, what are you talking about? Rita of Atur.” Nux relays it, “ah, yeah, it was Rita of Atur.” “Let me see your face,” Hynak sends. Dagne tries to stop him, but it’s too late as Orim steps into the doorframe, shifting his face back to Nux.

“Where are the rest of you?” Hynek asks telepathically. “Um, he wants to see y’all,” they announce to the rest of the party. “Absolutely not,” Dagne hisses, “this room is likely an ambush. Get him out of there.” Though Nux is unconcerned, they relay, “ayo you better come over here. Someone’s tryna kill you.” In response, Hynak looks around, placing a lens over his eye and peering through it. He runs to the door and looks over the party, “Dagne, who are these two?” “Vaeren and Evakhal,” they reply. “Who’s Evakhal?” “We met him a few months ago. He was there at the attack on Atur.” “One more thing, can I see the numbers on your identification plate?” “Of course,” Dagne removes their helmet and cowl to let him see.

“Alright, so, why are you all here?” Hynek asks, still having no clear answer. Nux responds, “oh, some lady’s trying to kill you. We thought she was dead but-” “Who?” “You didn’t tell him?” Dagne asks, more than a little annoyed. “Oh, um, Inesa,” Nux finally says her name. “Inesa’s after me? We better get out of here fast then,” Hynek says. “No,” Dagne says, “the other half of our mission is defeating Inesa. Do you have any minions with you at the moment?” “Of course I do,” as Hynek says this, three skeletons step out from behind the bookshelves. “Nux, send your familiar to scope out the library. If Inesa’s here, I want to know where.” Though at this point it’s clear she isn’t, Nux sends the monkey off. Surely enough, it returns and gives the party a thumbs down, the library is empty.

With the library empty, Dagne determines that Inesa must’ve laid an ambush somewhere along Hynek’s path. They will have to proceed carefully. Vaeren cloaks the party in shadows and they take the route slowly, Nux’s familiar flying far ahead to give plenty of warning. As the party passes through the dark streets of Shardrun, anticipation and dread builds, she could be around any corner. Then, the familiar returns, points at a square ahead, and gives a thumbs up. “Boki says it’s still clear,” Nux reports. The familiar shakes its head and switches to thumbs down. Dagne gets its meaning, “they’re there.” Nux confirms, looking through the familiar’s eyes, “there’s a couple Red Watchers there and some archers on the rooftops.” “We need to quietly dispatch the archers first. We cannot be caught in one of Inesa’s arrow traps.”

Vaeren nods and sneaks off, up a building and behind the first archer. They come in quickly, choking him from behind. He flails, but Vaeren holds fast until he passes out. They inspect his gear, a cuirass and helmet, a longbow and arrows, and a sidesword. The bow seems to be magical, so Vaeren takes the weapons and moves on to the second target. They repeat the takedown without trouble. At the third roof, however, when they begin to strangle the archer, he breaks free of their hold. He falls back, drawing his sword. Vaeren is faster than he can alert his allies, coming in with a thrust to the neck. He barely manages a parry. They’re ruthless, smacking his helmet and then, when his guard is up, getting a stab in on his leg. The archer keeps his wits about him, “assassins!” He then comes in close and hilt punches Vaeren’s visor, they respond by stabbing him through the neck, enchanted blade severing his spine. Knowing they don’t have enough time to get to the final roof, Vaeren picks up the dead archer’s longbow, breathes, and tries to sense the location of the last archer. They fire, and an arrow finds their mark. Still, their enemy is alive and fires a shot back.

Meanwhile, in the square, the Red Watchers erupt into activity. “High alert, everyone!” Inesa shouts, “get ready for battle!” The party runs onto the scene, picking a spot behind some barricades the Red Watchers seem to have set up in preparation for their ambush. Dagne shouts, “Inesa! If you value your life or those of your men, you will surrender now!” “I think you know me well enough to know that’s not going to happen,” she retorts. Dagne gathers up their resolve, “you will grow to regret this choice!” Ev goes to defend the party’s cover. Some Red Watchers approach him, but remain out of reach. Hynek’s skeletons mob one of the Watchers, but the man’s plate armor mostly defeats their attempts. He raises his left hand toward a soldier with a swordstaff, and inky black ribbons shoot and twirl toward them. The soldier just barely manages to dodge aside the magic. Hynek then focuses on the one his skeletons are ineffectually attacking, The man is suddenly distracted, looking around for something only he can experience, stumbling a bit in pain. More soldiers approach. One cleaves a skeleton’s skull and advances to crack a second’s ribs.

“Alright!” Inesa shouts to her men, “move in! Positions!” With that, a soldier closes in on Ev. It’s a mistake, as Evakhal lashes out with his hammer immediately, crushing the man’s helmet, and his skull beneath it. Despite the show of brutality, another soldier is vaulting over the barricade around him. Another two come up on either side of Hynek, surrounding him. The rest of the soldiers in the square approach, some grouped closer and some further away. Then, Inesa approaches. She raises her wand and a bolt of lightning cracks toward Hynek, who desperately twists aside. She then stares at Dagne, her red visor glows, and three glowing red darts of magic strike them in the head. Seeing Nux behind Dagne and anticipating powerful spellcasting, Inesa orders, “quickly, get past Dagne! Strike Nux!”

One soldier tries to obey, reaching them. Nux manages to avoid his sword strikes long enough for Dagne to stab him with their poleaxe, then knock him out with the flat of the blade. The magically painful effect causes him to scream bloody murder before his loses consciousness. Dagne then turns on a soldier by Hynek and knocks him in the side. Another soldier still advances on Dagne. They try to attack her, but she catches the poleaxe with her swordstaff, turning it aside, before lunging in at Hynek. He manages to avoid it for the most part, taking a graze on his cheek.

Meanwhile, Nux views the battlefield in front of them and realizes what Inesa already did. Outside the barrier, all the soldiers are standing within a roughly circular area, one that’s about forty feet across. It’s perfect conditions to place a fireball. They have to seize the opportunity. Nux raises their wand and spellcasts, a name entering their mind, Carsalak. A pea sized ball of orange fire forms and floats through the air, then, “no!” The intrusion into their mind shifts the fire’s color from red to blue, and the Killing Cold’s icy spell floats out to the center of the group. “Get down!” Inesa shouts right before the battlefield erupts in frost. She clutches something around her neck, suddenly shining with sunlight, and the frost parts and washes over her, not harming her at all. The other soldiers are not protected. One falls, the others come out of it varying degrees of frostbitten. Hynek’s skeleton is destroyed. Nux runs out to the middle of the enclosed area to get a better vantage and send Boki to aid Vaeren in their sniper duel.

“Everyone drop your weapons!” Dagne shouts to take advantage of the show of magical violence, “this is a fight you will lose!” Nobody complies. More soldiers approach the barricades. One stabs Ev in the stomach and then hits his helmet. Another uses their swordstaff to crack him in the faceplate and then strike his shoulder. He shrugs off the staggering blows, focusing on holding the opening between the low walls. Vaeren fires at the other archer again, frustrated that their aim is off and their target remains standing.

Inesa speaks directly to Nux, then, “it seemed I shouldn’t kill you since you were only a child. That was a mistake.” They fire back, “you’re trying to scare me? Good for you. You want me to applaud?” Nux mock claps. In response, she points her wand directly at their face. “No mistake,” Dagne explains, “your restraint is the only reason I captured you back then. That was my mistake.” With that, though, Inesa does not respond. She dashes over to Nux, leaping the barricade. “Help me,” she orders one of her knights. He obliges, coming to guard her and attack Nux as well. He slashes downward, catching their face as they backpedal, then gashes across their stomach.

Meanwhile, another soldier strikes Ev, but doesn’t manage to cut deep. The swordstaff wielder behind strikes his chestplate hard, but he is not knocked off balance. He comes back around in retaliation. The soldier blocks his swing. He pulls his warhammer away and then smashes the man’s side. Another soldier approaches him, coming in close and punching him with their pommel.

Seeing the two endangering Nux, Dagne is enraged, “Inesa! I’m warning you! Strike Nux and you die!” She replies, “one of us dies here and I’ve got a perfect record I’m going to keep.” “I’ve already died once,” Nux adds, “not again. It’s your turn.”

The archer facing Vaeren, despite her grievous injuries, focuses and breathes in and out, lining up the perfect shot. She closes her eyes, opens them, and fires. The arrow tears its way through Vaeren’s shoulder, followed by a second which buries itself deep in their side. They fall halfway just from the powerful impact. The pain is searing and they’re sure they need magical healing immediately, but they grit their teeth and pull themselves to their feet.

Hynek surveys the situation and then focuses, pointing his hand toward the ground. Three Red Watcher corpses stand as zombies. Two go to defend Nux, one of them falling over Inesa and the other being fended off by the soldier. The third zombie is outside the barrier and attacks a soldier there, who keeps their wits about them and strikes back, driving their blade through its eye slits and killing it. One of the men engaging Hynek spins on Dagne, hoping to block their advance to Nux. He knocks them hard in the leg, but they remain standing.

Inesa draws her saber, which lights on fire. She comes in and slashes Nux in the chest, then stabs at them. Dagne is quick to react, magically willing the damage to come to them instead of Nux. Still, Inesa is not done, she jabs her hand forward and strikes Nux’s knee with a jolt of electricity.

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Highlights:

Vaeren had to make a perception check every time they shot the bow, since the other archer was greater than thirty feet away. It’s a pretty brutal restriction.

My DM accidentally walking everyone into perfect fireball conditions was amazing, and so was Nux for seizing the situation. They did run out into the middle of the battlefield though. L.

Dagne promising to kill Inesa if she hurts Nux and then Inesa proceeding to do just that was kinda funny actually. The audacity of this woman.

Ev’s doing a great job holding the choke point in the barrier. It takes double movement to jump over.

Session 44.

[hirsheyskisses]

Ooohh!! Hellooo, this is the anon w/the 1st vtuber you watched Q. uwu

My first vtuber was.. idk, actually?? Bc I technically watched vtubers before they became such a popular thing yrs ago. Like before they had that name for them, I guess? I have a friend whose hubby streams, and his buddies were all streamers that used animated models. There was a TV faced guy, a sock puppet character, and then an artist who rigged a character that looked like themselves. I forget their names sadly bc it has been a while.

Then I got interested in vtubing over the years bc I saw the hype Rev up! YouTube kept recommending Kenji to me last year, and at that time, I didn't know there were any other male vtubers, and he looked cute, so I gave him a watch and absolutely loved his content. Very funny monke man hehe. Then I got Shoto's VODs channel recommended to me. Then that's when Niji streamers popped into my feed bc of Shoto and Vox's It Takes Two collab videos and clips started appearing. Now I find myself always watching Vox and Mysta and not so much the indie bois, but I do tune into their clips, so bless clippers! They rly got me into so many more vtubers. I fell too deep into the vtuber rabbit hole and refused to come out. 🙈

Ohhh! I don't think I'd ever even heard of vtubers before the last two years 😰

I mightve come across them at some point though cuz I think I mightve seen nux before 🤔

I don't watch vox too too much, some of his streams did get uncomfy for me, but u did adore his mine craft streams, he's a great dude

Mysta and Shoto are super fun!

And honestly I don't watch too many indies either, those I do know are also thru clips

I think who I watch most now are Ike, Fulgur, Luca, and Alban

They're my faves, but my heart will always hold a serious place for mysta n sho, and all the others

[robinsantos]

robin: i lived in los angeles for a while robin: you could find a mad max at every 7-Eleven robin: i do, actually robin: i like my men to look like nux robin: it's pretty boring in comparison to van morris robin: what is your name when you're not driving across wastelands? robin: neither robin: i normally get people assuming i'd be a guy before meeting me robin: try out your best one @keolalagaaia

Keo: How is it you know multiple Mad Maxs? Keo: Do you have a Wasteland kink? Keo: Nothing unfortunate about that, Robin's a great name. Keo: Do you get bird jokes or Batman jokes more when you introduce yourself? @robinsantos

[transmascnepetaleijon]

just watched mad max fury road

pretty good thumbs up

[choke2sleep]

Sleep big buddy…….. ssleeeep. Joey Nux putting big guys to sleep.

Other wrestler name not known.

[bakubabes-tatakae]

Request: What about one where reader is Poki's friend and corpse celebrity crush and brought her to play with them and corpse gets all awkward because he thinks she’s really pretty. I'm bad at English, I'm sorry.

I didn’t exactly make the reader a “celebrity”, I made the reader a Youtuber like him to try and have some sense of similarity, but I hope you like it all the same nonny. 🥺❤

Those Nervous Words || Corpse x Reader

Warnings: fluff, nervousness, fluff

Word Count: 833

When you had answered the call from Poki the last thing you had expected was that it would be an invite to play a game. You had figured it would have been an invite to dinner or even just a video chat with her, but the words that came from her mouth made you hesitate. Did she really want you to get onto a game with a bunch of experienced players when you had never played once before?

“Come on, please. I know it’ll make at least one person’s day in my game if you do. One of the players is a huge fan of yours. They’ve been watching your videos for years and try to catch all your livestreams.”

You laughed a little at her persistence. As an anime youtuber you always made videos on the newest chapters of manga that came out or different fan theories, and your live streams would consist of watching an anime with your viewers, but who in her friend group liked anime?

You thought hard about who it could be and when your curiosity got the best of you, you finally agreed to play. “Fine, I’ll try it. I’ve never played before Poki. They’re not going to be too rough on me, are they?”

Poki let out an amused sound before answering you. “I’ll make sure to have them all promise not to before I even introduce you guys.”

So you added yourself to the discord group they had for Among Us and added yourself to the voice chat, letting Poki take the reigns. 

Her small voice rang out above the rest as she tried to get everyone to be quiet. There was a voice you recognized, but you couldn’t put your finger on it. It was deep and raspy and it caught your attention almost instantly, but it was replaced by hers a second later. “I have our tenth. I told you guys that I’d be able to get someone in here with us.”

Everyone went silent until the familiar accent of Sean rang out above the rest. “Who do you have, Poki? Is it anyone that we know?”

She thought about it for a second. Would any of her other friends know who you were? After thinking pretty hard about it she answered. “I think the only one that might know her, other than her biggest fan in here, is Charlie.”

Charlie pondered on it and finally answered. “Someone I would know? Why do you think I would know her?”

You recognized the voice of Charlie very quickly, you had friends that played Among Us with him in other lobbies that were anime youtubers like yourself, Nux Taku being one of them. You finally took your turn and ignored Poki’s attempts to shush you. “Charlie, it’s Y/n. I know you because of Nux.” 

The whole lobby erupted as they recognized your voice, the only voice that you weren’t hearing anymore was the deep one that had pulled you in. 

Poki noticed that the man had stopped talking and called him out. “Corpse,” The second you heard the name you had realized who she was talking about. He was the guy who had just gone viral because of his music. You were disappointed in yourself for not noticing right away. “I know you’re a fan of hers, you’ve told us that before. You’ve told us that you watch her videos and catch her livestreams.”

His nervous laughter filled your headset as you listened to him speak. “Come on, don’t do me like that Poki.”

You hated to admit how much you liked to hear how nervous he grew. It was kind of adorable. “It’s alright Corpse. I’ve listened to a ton of your videos, we’re even. They’re my favorite thing to listen to when I clean.”

Corpse’s nervous laughter got even louder as he tried to keep his cool. He hadn’t realized how hard it would be to talk to you. “I just-” He stopped and took a deep breath. “She’s right. I’m a huge fan. I’ve watched many anime with you on your livestreams.”

You smiled and Poki and Rae both made a happy sound as they listened to the two of you. “Well I’m glad that we’ve watched so much together. Now let’s kill this whole Among Us thing together next?”

Every person in the lobby knew Corpse very well and every single one of them could hear the anxiety in his voice as he tried his hardest to speak to you. They had all heard him talk about you and about how much he had crushed on you all this time. “I’m so ready.”

You loaded yourself into the ship and waited for the round to start. You couldn’t help but tease him, you loved to hear his nervous voice, and you could tell that he secretly loved the attention. “Be my bodyguard Corpsie?”

The whole lobby burst into laughter as they heard the raspy “Uhhhhh,” come from him. But when he finally got the will to speak further it shocked them all. “I’ll be your bodyguard Y/n. Stick with me and I’ll make sure you’re always safe.” 

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[thetwiggiesttwig]

soooo @darkswap​  i made more anti versions of characters???? i guess????

first up, knux! or...nux, according to the wiki-

just like knux in the archie comics, this guy’s obviously a pacifist, he’d never lend a hand on anyone!

he’d make someone else do it for him.

which is probably the only reason he hangs around scourge and miles in this au: he knows he can get them to do things for him. he’s also probably tried to turn them against each other at some point.

he wears casual clothes to blend in.

now, maria! ...anti-maria? ...airam? she doesn’t have a name yet

....think of a weird mix between canon maria and ds maria 

aaaaand rosy!

rosy has spent her entire life alone on *squints at archie sonic wiki*  d e m o n     i s l a n d. she heavily dislikes miles, who keeps trying to steal the island’s anarchy beryl. also the world’s strongest 12 year old.  

[mittens-220]

Random Lucifer Related Things from Hatamaou Volume 21

1. Maou mentioned that Lucifer would still buy games when he comes to Japan, so it implies that he doesn't stay in Japan all the time, so he's shuffling between Ente Isla and Japan 

2. Lucifer mentions finding a small fruit of Chesed, so it appears that due to whatever the angels did to the Tree of Life, not all the Sephirah fruit have grown. The Sephirah children who Lucifer are with are probably the only ones who managed to be born so far (+ Daath)

3. Lucifer volunteered to help take care of the Sephirah children

People Praised Lucifer And He Got Shy Again (though some people might think those are just backhanded compliments)

Gabriel looked like he had given up, and picked up a long wallet from the shoe cabinet next to the porch, the wallet was a branded one. 

"Is 20,000 yen okay? I only have this much now." 

“Pshh, times are bad now huh. For you, Lucifer, thanks for the treat!" 

Acies snatched the notes Gabriel took out and passed them to Lucifer with both hands. 

"You guys...... don't do such a thing to other people okay." 

Urushihara, who planned to cheat money from Gabriel started to regret it a little, but the remaining 3 people turned back and expressed seriously that they will pay attention. 

"No, no matter what, I will not do that. Don't look down on me, Lucifer onii-san" 

"Acies. No matter what, that is a little, you need to consider the feelings of other people." 

"This is the first time I feel that Gabriel is a little pitiful." 

Hearing Nuxe, Eros and Iron say this, Urushihara showed a reassured expression. 

And seeing that expression of his, 

"Urushihara-san grew up as well huh." 

"Actually able to take care of people like this now, not bad." 

"I'm very happy. That Lucifer actually! That Lucifer is actually so capable now......!" 

"A useless child maturing causes others to feel happier, that sentence is really true." 

"Lucifer, like an older brother!" 

Chiho, Emi, Lailah, Suzuno and Alas=Ramus as a last blow, they sincerely complimented Lucifer, 

"I am starting to regret volunteering for this job!!" 

Lucifer’s Parents Never Loved Him (from his perspective)

"This is a lie......this is a lie right......Kamael? How can this be, Malkuth, Daath, didn't they, choose us....." 

"Weren't you listening. Because they chose, that's why it became like this.” 

"Lu, Lucifer.” 

"You finally said my name." 

Ignora even forgotten to restrain Lailah and backed up in a pathetic state, Urushihara went around behind here at an unknown time and restrained her body in what seemed to be a hug. 

"Lucifer, you......" 

"I, kinda like my own life. It's just that, thinking about the past, a thought will come to mind....." 

"Eh......?" 

"I was not loved, this fact unexpectedly caused me to feel very sad." 

"Lu, Lucifer......" 

"My mother is a research maniac, my father was filled with thoughts of politics and saving his race, this husband and wife who would only cause trouble for others treated me as a tool to prove how correct they were. This kinda makes me  want to lose my temper." 

"Lucifer, that is......!" 

"I have grown up already after all-- I understand that the things both of you have done with all your effort are all very important. But that is a separate matter. Mother, for the sake of carrying out the immortality research; Father, for the sake of not handing me over to Mother, locked me in a strange sealed chamber all the time. No matter what kind of grand reason there was, to the person who was treated that way, this was simply abuse."

Random: As expected, Maou did lie a lot

"If we want to talk about lying, Maou does it more frequently than me.” 

Maou held a hand against his forehead 

"Are you... Utsushihara?" 

Urushihara looked like he was about to deny it, but seeing Maou's pathetic state, he seemed to have changed his mind. 

He showed his usual evil grin, 

"Is that so? If you think so, then you better not think of any bad things, okay?" 

"Stop messing around, idiot.       

[truppe-dell-arcobaleno]

Truppe dell'Arcobaleno - "You can't just bleed on my floor..."

Cast: Salem Kallier; Nyx Kallier ( @terrors-of-nightraven / @minoux-x )

The bar was unusually quiet today, and Salem didn't know whether that was a good thing or not. He didn't have any customer tonight which was actually very refreshing. It must've been raid night. Salem fixed his ponytail again and made sure his bow-tie wasn't crooked. Giving himself a quick nod toward his reflection on the mirror, Salem stepped out from the toilet. Looking around briefly, there weren't any new customers. The last one left before Salem went to the toilet. Huh. Looks like this is going to be a slow night. Salem only took a few steps forward before-

"Gah!"

There was a body on the floor, laying on its stomach, face planted on the ground. Salem stepped closer, hands quietly reached to his pants pocket, gripping onto the pocket knife he always carries. Stepping closer he could make out the small body and- wait. He knew that two colored, black and white, hair.

"Nyx?" Salem called. The body let out an incoherent noise, either close to a groan, moan, or a mooing cow. But that was the only confirmation Salem needed.

"Nyx!" Salem immediately knelt next to the young man called Nyx. "What the fuck happened?"

"I got stab," the one called Nyx mutter with muffled voice.

"Wha- Then why are you here and not back at your base?!"

"Too far."

"Dammit, Nyx." Salem slowly picked up the smaller man, slinging his uninjured arm over his shoulder. "Come on," he muttered as he slowly got up. He guided them to the employee break for in the back and Nyx immediately sank onto one of the armchairs. Salem immediately ran back to the bar, grabbing a bottle of whiskey and some napkin, before running back.

"Come on. Open up," Salem commanded. Nyx let out a tired groan but did what Salem told him to. He unbuttoned his shirt and vest, taking them off quickly and bending slowly, letting Salem inspect the wound.

The silver-haired man let out a winch. "They cut you pretty deep," he muttered. "You're going to need to stitch this." He used a napkin that he had soaked in water to clean the wound. He didn't any response from the smaller man which was a bit concerning, but this is Nyx he was handling. This boy had been struggling with expressing his emotions since he was a child. He opened the whiskey bottle and soaked a napkin with it. "This will hurt a bit,' Salem said as a warning, to which Nyx respond with a nod.

He started to dabbed it onto the wound gently. Once again, Nyx didn't respond. "Rough mission?" he asked, trying to help Nyx in distracting him from the stinging wound.

"The deal didn't go well," Nyx muttered. "Bastard stabbed me, so I stabbed him back."

"And the body?"

"Threw it in the trash can."

Salem picked up another napkin, the longest he could find, and wrapped it around Nyx arm. "Isn't that a bit sloppy? The police would find out."

Nyx just shrugged. "This is just their average Tuesday."

Salem rolled his eyes. Finally, he made sure to tie the napkin as tight as he could, hopefully, to stop the bleeding. "There," he muttered, looking a bit proud of himself. "Just make sure you go to your doctor."

"Viktor can do-"

"Nope." Salem quickly raised his index finger. "I’ll book you an appointment with Doctor Takagi."

"But Viktor-"

"You can see him after you get those stitches."

Nyx sighed and nodded in the end. Salem nodded at him, happy with his decision. "Come on. Have a drink. My treat."

Nyx nodded again and got up. They walked out of the employee room and entered the main bar. There wasn't any person there and Salem was grateful for that. He couldn't imagine what will happen if they had entered and saw the small patched of blood on the floor. They would probably scream, which for some reason Salem found it as amusing.

"Man..." he muttered, looking at the red spot as Nyx sat on his usual bar stool. "You can't just bleed on my floor. I'll get fired sooner or later."

Nux blinked at this. "Viktor always accepts new recruits."

Salem scoffed. "Yeah, right." He walked behind the bar and started to make Nyx's usual order in this quiet night..

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(Author’s note bellow the cut)

Alright guys. This is the official first installment of Truppe dell’Arcobaleno. I don’t now how I managed to make a Mafia AU into a sort-of fluff chapter. This is probably not how you have in mind.

How I do this? Well, I did plan a first draft of the rough introduction, but I decided to did a roulette of the names just for fun. Coincidentally I have Salem Kallier on my original script, so I just adapt it.

Again, I’m sorry if the OCs are slightly ooc.

[robin-the-enby]

Treasure of all War boys p.1

Pairing: Nux x OC

Summary: A girl is allowed to join the war boys after catching Immortan Joe's attention. After taking the time to get to know who they really are, she makes it her goal to make their lives at least a bit better.

Warnings: injury description, suicidal intentions

A/N: I'm just wondering why haven't I watched it sooner, I'm probably the only person active in this dead fandom (please guys out there, I need to know I'm not alone) So, this is basically just a backstory for my OC and her relationship with Nux. He deserved better, let's face it.

Gifs found on Google

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She didn't know her name, where she was, how long she had been here. She didn't remember her parents, who they were, what they looked like or their names. It was all useless information, because they weren't here now and so they couldn't help her with her only goal. Survival.

Making a life for oneself in the desert was not at all easy. But luck was on her side it seemed.

After wandering mindlessly through the desert for many nights, she found a wreck, of what, she didn't know. It wasn't a big wreck, but it would provide shelter from the storms. Nothing was worse than storms. Tornados, flying sand, strong wind, thunder and lightning, death and destruction everywhere, accompanied by great noise. She decided to make it her hideout, over time she improved it bit by bit, she brought in an old, moldy mattress and found herself a rusty old knife that she stole from a corpse.

Her hideout was near a road, so she waited for cars to appear and as foolish as it was, she tried to stop them and trade water for a place to sleep. Luck was on her side again, because nobody had ever tried to harm her and often felt sorry enough for her to give her a few gulps of the fresh liquid. But never ever had anyone taken up her offer of a roof above their head.

She knew why, but didn't mind it much herself. Being surrounded by two-headed lizards her whole life, or rather what she remembered from it, her mutation felt almost normal to her. Even though she could see why a third eye would throw someone off.

Most of the time, she didn't even know it was there, It's not like it was a functional eye. It was just an eyeball, no pupil, eyelashes or eyebrow and it was completely numb to pain. She wasn't even sure it blinked.

Times were becoming hard, harder than before, hard like times before she found her precious hideout.

No cars have passed this part of the road and she was becoming weaker and weaker. Her body, in an attempt to save itself, shut down as many functions as possible, just to keep the heart beating.

But she knew it wasn't enough.

After a particularly harsh storm, which nearly scared the life out of her and which made quite a few holes in her hideout, the roar of car engines could be heard. Her heart skipped a beat, both from fright and excitement. Cars meant people, people meant water.

But people could also mean danger.

And that was something she couldn't risk in her weak state. So she gathered all her strength, gripped her rusty knife and crawled through one of the holes out of her hideout and quickly hid behind it. She planned on observing the situation and then acting.

The first warning sign was all the battle gear and weapons that basically made those cars. The second was that they pulled up by her hideout, she felt her chest tighten and adrenaline start pumping through her. And the third, final part that told her, screamed at her the word DANGER, was their appearance.

After what could have been seconds, her precious hideout was swarmed by young men and older boys. They looked very intimidating to her, white skin with dark patterns, bald heads, covered in scars with feral eyes and scruffy voices, they couldn't mean anything but danger.

On the other hand, food has been scarce, water non existent, she needed to get out of here and this might be her only chance.

Her mind, so young and naive, came up with a seemingly great idea. Stealthily, careful not to make any sound, she climbed under on of their armored cars. Luckily for her, there were places she could squeeze her her feet into and tubes she could hold onto. They would give her a ride, they just wouldn't know about it. And when she'd decide she wants to get off, she'll just let go.

Yeah, because that would work.

The moment they gained speed, she realized she was screwed. Panic settled in, but not only for this reason. The longer they went, the hotter the tubes she was holding were.

The pain was quickly becoming unbearable. She wanted to scream, but the fear of being found was stronger, so she could only cry silently.

It seemed like eternity before they stopped. Tho whole ride she had her eyes closed and teeth gritted, barely keeping quiet. Her feet and palms felt like she was on fire. Never in her life has she felt greater agony.

She opened her eyes, just a little bit, as if it would aid her in not being seen. The light seemed brighter than in her hideout. The car was on some sort of metal ramp, waiting for something. Thousands of people surrounded the ramp, trying to get on, but were held back by the ghost looking men.

With a jerk, the ramp started rising, much to her surprise. From her view, she saw heavy boots of the scary men and dirty mutated hands of the people trying to climb on. The heavy boots stomped on the hands, everyone was yelling, it was becoming too much and she was getting lightheaded.

The journey up wasn't really long, but the sudden change in light that came right after made her disoriented. It seemed like all the light suddenly dissapeared and darkness swallowed the world around her.

Her mind was in overdrive. It felt like all the pain had transfered from her limbs to her head, making her dizzy. Because of all the pain, she couldn't keep track of where the car was going. She was weak, panicking, lightheaded and disoriented, only a few steps before fainting.

A quiet gasp could be heard and she whipped her head in the direction of it. A small, bald head, with wide eyes was staring at her with shock written all over its face. A small boy, very similar to the older ghostly boys, was peeking under the car.

For a very awkward while, they just stared at each other, until the boy jerked. He was probably just scolded, because he dissapeared from her vision in a lightning speed. That didn't last long, because in no time, there wasn't just one, but two heads looking under the car.

It was in that moment that she felt something new, something different. All of a sudden, she felt energized, her body screamed at her what are you waiting for? Go!

With one mighty tug, in which she put a force so great she never knew where she had gotten in that moment, she ripped her limbs from the car a bolted from under it.

She didn't know where she was running. She just was. She didn't have the strength to think rationally, or at all. Her body focused everything on survival, like so many times before and shut her mind into a dark cell of adrenaline.

The only thing she could see were possible paths between the sea of white skinned, bald boys and the only thing she could hear were the yells and rapid footsteps of those chasing after her, which only resulted in her body producing more adrenaline.

For a while she thought she might even succeed, but just as she was getting her hopes up, she tripped.

One of the war boys not involved in the chase stuck his foot out and successfully tripped the little girl. She fell to the ground and the only thing she managed to do before blacking out was to roll on her back and with hooded gaze take one look at numerous people crouched down all around her.

Nobody ever told her how long was she out, she just woke up in a strange place. It was a cave and it was full of war boys, but unlike the other place she's seen here, these boys were sitting or laying down on stone benches, connected to people hanging upside down from the ceiling.

Her hands and feet were covered in bandages and she felt exhausted. Later on she found out the place was called the Organic mechanic's shop, it was a place where sick war boys that couldn't do war were being healed by a person called Organic mechanic, a strange man that creeped her out a little. He was a bit rough and it seemed like his mouth didn't have any filter, for he said everything that came to his mind, but she never had any problems with him.

It took a while and a lot of a strange cream the Organic mechanic made for her, but her palms and feet scarred without any complications and she was oficially healed. Before she even had the time to ask what was going to happen to her now, two war boys came over, hooked their arms under her armpits and started dragging her somewhere.

For a while she tried to struggle, but nothing happened, so she listened to her survival instinct and focused on where they were going and tried to remember the way.

They dragged her into a room, where there were three men waiting already. The first was a disgusting man, old and worn down by illnesses and the two behind him weren't any better, one couldn't breathe without a mask, much like the blonde one, and the other looked like a bearded baby.

She didn't understand at first, but the older she got, the more she realized how important meeting Immortan Joe and his sons was to her. But it went well, he was intrigued by her quick wit, and fortunately her third eye prevented her from becoming a wife. But the Immortan knew that casting her out would be a loss and so he let her stay, not that she tried to achieve that, but she was to become a war boy.

And that's how the torture began.

The war boys hierarchy was tough and climbing to the top hard. She started as a war pup. First they took her to a war boy, who shaved her head and caked a mixture of white clay and water on her skin. Then he dipped his fingers in what looked like motor oil and grease and smudged it around all her eyes. Then they took what little clothing she had and gave her shorts made from a rough fabric and bandaged her chest to cover her still underdeveloped breasts. Lastly, she was given a name. For her speed, quick thinking and wit they named her Weasle.

War pups, on the very bottom of the hierarchy, were taught to become war boys. The hard way. There was no teaching theory and then practice. You had to learn while working, because the war boys had to be ready at all times and there were loads and loads of work to do. From learning to fight, fixing cars, to helping tend to the sick or injured war boys and helping pulling up vehicles back from raiding and scavenging.

For any mistake they were bullied and beaten, so they wouldn't do it again. It was cruel, but it worked and Weasel was lucky that she was a quick learner.

The only time she got to rest was night. In the evening they all went to one big cave, war boys and pups alike, and slept there, huddled cuddled together to prevent the cold from reaching them. It was at times like these Weasel got to think about her life.

She wasn't happy. She ached all the time and the pain never stopped. Sometimes she thought that being dead would be much better than this. She worked hard for becoming a war boy, but what would it bring her? War boys bullied each other the same as they bullied the pups. Everybody, even they themselves knew that they were all very ill and would die much sooner than full lives. And nobody took them seriously, nobody ever treated her like her life mattered. She was sick of it all.

Tonight would be the night she'd end it all, she decided. She found a small window some time ago, big enough to climb through it. If she jumped from there nobody would care, she was just a face in the crowd. Just a number, a small wheel in the big machine that was Citadel. Yes, a machine. Human slaves producing, producing children, producing milk, producing warriors and god forbid if somebody didn't produce as much as they were supposed to.

Her small feet pattered through the nearly pitch black hallways, so silent were they that her footsteps sounded to her like thunder during the mighty storms. She shuddered at the memory. Storms were still the scariest thing, scarier than any war boy or pup. And nobody offered comfort when they came, because nobody probably even knew the word comfort.

Another pair of footsteps could be heard, created by feet similar to hers, they were running, running towards her and before she could even blink, she felt her body being tackled down.

She fell harshly on her stomach, hitting her chin on the hard stone. The other pup, because who else could it be, straddled her back and she could feel his smug grin as he watched her feeble attempts at getting from under him.

"And where do you think you're sneaking off to, huh?" he asked cockily. He flipped her on her back, his eyes going wide and his jaw dropping when he saw who exactly he caught. "It's none of your business!" Weasel snarled at him and thrashed wildly in his hold, so wildly in fact, he had trouble to keep her under him.

"You're...You're The Weasel!" he exclaimed, in awe. She scoffed and rolled her eyes, but stilled "Yeah, so?" "You're the one who sneaked in under one of the cars!" he jumped off her and grabbed one of her arms to take a look at the burn scars on her palms.

Watching this kid inspect the reminder of her injury with sparkling eyes ignited something warm inside her. Her eyes softened and she let him silently marvel over her scars.

After a few minutes, she broke her arm out of his hold "Right, I have places to be." and got up to walk away. He watched her for a few seconds, but quickly got up too and soon he caught up to her.

"What places?" he turned his head cutely to the side. She pondered quietly on how to answer him. "To see the stars." she decided and he didn't press the subject, content with the answer he got.

The rest of the way they walked silently, side by side. Coming to the window, first to climb out was Weasel, the pup right after her.

Turns out there's a small ledge outside, wide just enough to sit on. They sat, side by side, Weasel looking at the stars and the pup looking at Weasel. "Y'know, I never got your name." she said without taking her gaze away from the night sky. "It's Nux." the boy said, turning his head upwards, mimicking Weasel.

"What was it like?" he asked quietly "Riding a car." "It hurt. I haven't felt a pain greater than that." she whispered, bowing her head to look at her scars and he whipped his head to her with a shocked expression and a near silent wow escaping his lips.

They sat for another few minutes, when she felt another wave of hopelesness wash over her and she knew it was time.

Slowly,

shakilly,

she stood up,

Nux's gaze following her. "Be careful or you'll fall." he warned her softly. "I want to." she told him, tired of fighting and trying to forget how everything hurt.

Nux looked shocked, once again "What, why?" he asked with an unbelievable tone. Weasel shrugged "Everything hurts. I don't have a reason to live." she told him simply.

He frowned "That's stupid." Before she could get mad at him, Nux continued "How are you going to get to Valhalla then?"

Now it was her turn to be shocked "The what?" she asked, quirking her eyebrow, looking straight into his beautiful blue eyes. "Did nobody tell you?" At this she shook her head, confused.

Nux took a deep breath "The older war boys told me. We fight for the Immortan, because we are half lives. If we die historic on the Fury road, we spray chrome on our mouth, so we can enter Valhalla, where our half life is cured and we can live happily forever in the afterlife." he told her in one go.

Weasel frowned. She didn't want to die for old Joe. He didn't look like a saviour, she didn't trust him, why would she when he treated everyone the way he did? Nux caught her frown and asked "You don't want to get to Valhalla?"

"I don't want to die for Joe." Weasel said firmly. "Why?? Have you seen him? He's Immortan, the man who grabbed the sun!" Nux praised him, making a triangle from his hands. "Yes, I've seen him!" Weasel snapoed at him. The pup's eyes lit up like two little explosions "Really?? What's he like?" he asked excitedly.

"Illness ridden and he stinks." the girl said and stuck her tongue out at Nux. He giggled, thinking it was a joke "You're funny Weasel."

As the seconds ticked by, she realized something. Even though she didn't understand half the things Nux said about Valhalla, he called himself and everyone else a half life. She knew what that meant and he must've known too.

That could only mean he knew he was going to die, that they trained him to die. But Valhalla gave him comfort, just like to all war boys. And that was sad.

Just then, she didn't feel hatred towards war boys and war pups anymore, but sympathy. They craved the same thing she did- hope.

In that moment, she decided she wants to help them. If everyone wanted to treat them like they meant nothing, she wasn't going to. She was going to show them that their lives mattered, that they were the ones who Citadel stood on. That without them, everything would turn to ashes.

"Right, you convinced me." she told Nux and turned to climb back inside, the boy following closely behind.

As they walked back to the big cave to sleep again, she asked him "How did you know who I am?" Nux snickered "Everyone knows who you are. Being the only girl 'n all. Well, 'cept for Furiosa." and shrugged.

Furiosa was the only other girl that Weasel knew joined the war boys. She tried to befriend her, but seeing the look of disgust she sent Weasel's way made her want to throw up. So she just nodded and continued to walk silently.

At the entrance of the cave she grabbed Nux's hand, the first tiny part of her big plan already in action. "Can I stay with you?" she asked shyly, expecting to get kicked or punched for being soft, but he only nodded with a smile "At least we won't be cold."

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4, 7, 36, & 37!💕

4. What is your zodiac sign? sagittarius sun, aquarius moon, leo rising. please tell me wtf that means bc idk

7. Do you have any pets? yes I have a dog named jakey who i love with my whole heart, a fish named nux (named after a guy in mad max fury road), and a snail named gilbert! heres some pics:

(the last pic is of my snail gilbert and my old betta fish Greggg. RIP Greggg 😭 that fucker lived through like 8 moves)

36. favorite clean word? ok I have no idea how to spell it but scosh? skosh? skosch? scosche? it means just a little bit! just a scosche!

37. favorite swear word? fuck. so versatile!!! go big or go home