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I wanna see Jimmy become the chief's favorite out of the three. He's the one actually taking pictures and who's smooth with the people he interviews. He's charismatic, thinks ahead, and pretty clever. They better start giving him the recognition he deserves bc Jimmy is my son and I love him.
#my adventures with superman#if they just let his character flop and become a joke I'll be so mad#jimmy olsen#is just trying to be a good friend#and a good reporter#AND HE IS!!!!!!#HES THE BEST AT BOTH THINGS#LOIS AND CLARK YOU BETTER START INCLUDING HIM MORE RIGHT NOW#i love lois and clark#but that ending bothered me#please#let my boy hang out with his friends#and let them appreciate him
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#interested bc i could only get money for personal spending by getting good grades#and only when the quarterly report cards came out#each letter grade had a different dollar value assigned to it lol#including negative dollar amounts#like if i ever got a D they would subtract money from the total#and if i got an F i would get no money at all#(thankfully neither ever happened to me but its happened to my siblings)#popular
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it's almost like... if you play a movie in 10 cinemas worldwide, it doesn't do as well as it could đ€Żđ€Ż
#btw ik this is actually quite good i just wish sapphic films were given the chance to do as well as other movies#the way i need to leave the country if i want to see it#AND I DONT EVEN LIVE IN A SMALL COUNTRY I LIVE IN FUCKING AUSTRALIA#this is not aimed at the op btw they're just reporting it#anyways feeling anger#bottoms movie#bottoms 2023#rachel sennott#ayo edebiri#ruby cruz#havana rose liu#nicholas galitzine#kaia gerber#wlw#lesbian#sapphic#elainposting
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Her Astrophel and Sterling
hmmm
Hmmmmmmmm
You know what.
You know those AU's where the Batfam finds or learns about either hidden or thought to be dead Al Ghul Danny! with a deaged/daughter Dani (Ellie) (I should know, I created a few of those storylines) but what if, now hear me out, what if instead of them finding Danny first its Talia.
Do I want Talia discovering her thought to be dead son to be alive? Yes. Do I want her to find him while investigating Amity Park when the League gets reports of 'Lazarus creatures/water'? Yes.
DO I WANT HER TO KNOCK ON THE FENTON'S DOOR, fully ready to pretend/honey talk her way into the house to uncover what the Fenton's know, ONLY TO MEET A LITTLE ELLIE?!
YES.
Ellie whose eyes and hair look like a copy of her Beloved but she can see bits and pieces of herself as well. Talia knows the child in front of her was not fully her's though but everything makes sense when she hears a voice, a voice she hasn't heard in ages but as a mother just knows, speak out.
"Ellie! I thought I said do not answer the door my Sterling."
"But Daddy, yous was busy fighting the hotdoggys!"
Talia's eyes widen when she finally catches sight of familiar black hair and blue eyes.
and she could only lightly whisper a old nickname she hasn't dared uttered in ages, a name she secretly gave her son due to his love of the stars "Astrophel..."
#danny phantom#danny fenton#crossover#dp x dc#blue rambles#danny phantom dc#writing ideas#random idea#dpxdc#good mom Talia?#Good mom Talia. Yes#Astrophel means Star Lover btw#Sterling means Little Star or Excellent#Deaged Ellie#Deaged Dani#Danny either faked his death or got yeet from the Pits to Amity#does he remember? Idk leaving it open ended#if he does remember he chose not to return cause he knew he'd be punished#Talia comes to Amity after so many years because the League finally got reports of 'Lazarus' like creatures/waters being used/seen#Is she League leader now? Idk again leaving it open ended for anyone to play with#does she kept it a secret when talks to Danny about everything? I think so if he asks her not to say anything#Talia is happy to see her son again after so long. She isnt happy about how Ellie came into his life but is happy to have a granddaughter#she totally holds Ellie everytime she visits and promises to teach her how to make the world fall into her chubby little hands#Ellie loves her Granmama Talia cause she tells stories of all the places she's been#Eventually though I can see someone. Maybe Damian or Bruce. Needing to speak with Talia about something#and they track her down when she's on a visit to Danny and Ellie. And well the secret is out.#dani phantom#danielle phantom#Dani is Ellie
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people who became reliant on al jazeera for news on the israeli genocide in gaza: pls know that AJ might not cover the american bombing of yemen in the same way due to politics, however, this doesnt mean that civilian areas in yemen arent being bombed at all (eg airports) so pls look at other sources for accurate reporting eg almayadeen english
#almayadeen have good reporting on palestine as well as other arab countries afaik#pls lm of other media that can offer accurate coverage#free palestine#palestine#gaza#yemen#death to israel#death to america
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every so often i have to relearn how to draw yuuji or he starts fighting me
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#itadori yuuji#yuji itadori#fanart#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#yuuji#ryomen sukuna#sukuna#i love drawing sukuna as the teeniest tiniest eye on yuuji's face n using it as an excuse 2 use his tag <3 ths his Rent#anyway he fought a bit at first but would u believe it i got yuuji 2 cooperate fr a draws pls clap#maybe it's just when hes in a piece with megumi that he gets an attitude??? whatever th case im happy w all of these thank god#beef w yuuji Settled fr now . until he inevitably decides 2 fight me again sighs#in the meantime !!! had SO much fun drawing his new scars#happy 2 report tht ive fully come around on yuuji 1eye itadori i wasnt sure at first but now i love it fr him#i love the texture of it i love splitting his eyebrow n drawing the scar tissue up Through the remaining hair....#i love him looking like he's winking i love drawing the lil X on his chibi#its GOOD#i dont think ill give him a fake eye very often if at all but it was fun putting him in tokyo ghoul cosplay fr this#o ya speaking of his Accessories the slippers started out as tigers also but then i wanted them bunnies and i saw an opportunity#so now miku is haunting this draws and my yuuji owns a pair of deco27 rabbit hole slippers#now that i rly look at it that whole fit is such a look actually im crying#we got beef shirt...#@ me @ sukuna @ the fact tht yuuji is Jacked#10/10 triple entendre 10/10 would wear
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day 1: if only âĄ
(femslashfeb prompt list)
#minifemslashfeb2024#danganronpa#kaemaki#HERE WE GO AGAIN#as per tradition it begins with these two teehee#harumatsu#kaede akamatsu#maki harukawa#pomelo: akamatsu kaede#pulasan: harukawa maki#REPORTING FOR YURI DUTY 2024#LET'S HAVE A GOOD MONTH!!#I'm typing this while my cat is pushing me off my chair#I see a lot of people want to join in this year#good month for wlw enjoyers!!!#feel free to use the tag so we can see more epic sapphics this month
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Pt 9
Pt 1, Pt 2, Pt 3, Pt 4, Pt 5, Pt 6, Pt 7, Pt 8
#if there are any typos those are also in universe#clones aren't very good at spelling#it was flash training#and if they don't need to write reports they don't use it#commander fox#commander thorn#commander thire#commander stone#coruscant guard#star wars#the clone wars#palpatine#grand army of the republic#gar#star wars memes#hound#grizzer#corrie guard#in universe memes
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Friendos. Detective Aziraphale's overcoat has a TARTAN LINING
I'M CRY HE'S SUCH A DORK
Look at the bottom, there ^
I'm dead
Edit: I'M LATE BUT STILL
#good omens#aziraphale#I'm what people call#a NEWSPAPERMAN#Oh#one of those investigative reporters I take it#I AM :D :D :D
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Also have another âfirst words spoken to you are on your skinâ soulmate AU idea where Kara is a journalist assigned to shadow the controversial CEO of L-Corp for the day. Itâs a big deal for her to get this assignment, so of course she trips the second sheâs near the other woman and tries awkwardly to redeem herself.
The CEO stares at her almost in shock, and then says nothing. At all. Ever, for the entire day.
Kara spends hours following Lena Luthor around trying to fill the silence, but no amount of questions get her to talk. Lena almost seems to be running away at some points - like sheâs trying to lose her? - and the few times sheâs managed to catch her actually talking to someone she goes silent the second she sees Kara.
She asks around if Miss Luthor is usually like this and everyone looks at her like sheâs crazy. Apparently sheâs the only one who gets the silent treatment. By the end of her first day shadowing sheâs walking away with half a page of observations and not a single quote. Miss Grant is going to kill her.
But thatâs okay. Itâs fine, this isnât over. She has four days of shadowing ahead of her and sheâll be damned if she doesnât finish this with a quote from the woman herself. Itâs only a matter of time.
#what if you were an over stressed billionaire who feels like your existence must be a constant apology for the sins of your family#and youâre about to be followed around and studied by some no named baby reporter sent from a fashion magazine#youâre battling the migraine of a century you have five crises to settle all at once and also that baby reporter just said your words#the ones youâve carried for the last decade - the ones youâve feared and hoped for ever since#and itâs wonderful probably - this is what people dream of - but the problem is you just donât have time for this#you canât have your big soulmate moment#not right now. definitely not with this reporter. itâs not the right time#so I guess those words will just have to wait until it is time#if you can someone manage to resist. itâll be hard#she does seem like someone itâd be really easy to talk to after all#good luck to you both#soulmate AU#Supercorp#fun shenanigan that I shanât be writing#mine
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scene from where the apple falls by @jupiters-junipers :-) wholeheartedly recommend any and all of her work
#klance#voltron#vld#ok now time to freak it in the tags#to be honest i saw colleen blogging her read of New and the two of us went back and forth in dms for like 20 mins straight#abt all the things we like abt europas work#and i was like okay i have to assert my membership in the europa fan club too hang on#ive had 'draw europa report scene' in my art to-do file for months but thbeyre all so good#i couldnt choose!#due west is obviously The One the flagship#but they all deserve love....#i tell you to be honest im a coward i usually avoid any unfinished fics cause i like to binge but for europas work its simply worth it#anyway i envy you if you dont know who im talking abt bc that means u get to read her work for the first time...sighs dreamily#art#my art#ANYWAY THIS ONE IS SAD. EUROPA UNDERSCORE REPORT YOU ARE A TWISTED INDIVUDAL (affectionate)#im putting my life in ur hands with those happy ending tags.... save me help me..... auuughghh...
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no, but really, we need to talk about the casual objectification that has become the fallback discourse of the internet: if you're pretty and dressed nicely, you're a slut. and if you're even vaguely outside of their body standard, you're fucking disgusting.
too-frequently, people position sex workers as being "the problem". they sneer you're addicted to pornography, you don't know what a real woman looks like. but real women are in pornography. the real bodies on display are not the issue here: the issue is that other people feel extremely confident when commenting on someone's physique.
2000's super-thin is slowly worming its way back into the public ideal. recently i saw someone get told to "go for a run", despite the fact she was on the thinner side of average. not that it would ever be appropriate to say that: but it's kind of like sticker shock when you see it. people think that is fat? holy shit. do they just have no idea about things?
but what are you going to do about it? that's the problem, right. because chances are - you're a normal person. we can say normalize carrying fat on your body, but we are not the billion-dollar diet industry. we are not the billion-dollar fashion industry. we are just, like. people. who are trying to make content on the internet, without being treated shittily.
as someone who has been on both sides of things: you are treated better when you are thin and pretty. this is statistically correct. i am not saying that you cannot be bullied for being thin; i'm saying there are objective institutional biases against certain bodytypes. there are videos of men and women who lost weight all saying: i now know for a fact exactly how much worse you're treated. in the comments, some asshole inevitably says something akin to you deserved to be dehumanized when you were fat.
which means that ... the easiest thing to do is be pretty and thin. it is the path of least resistance, because of course it is, because any time you post a picture of yourself without a thigh gap, someone immediately comments something like you need to try a diet.
the other half is also dehumanizing though, huh, just in a different way. when i put on makeup and nice clothes, i am told i slept my way to the top as a professional. do you know how many women in STEM have told me they purposefully dress to "unimpress" because they already struggle to be taken seriously and if they're ever considered pretty - it for some reason takes away from their authority.
so they make it seem like it's your fault. you, existing in a body - it's your fault! if you didn't want shitty comments, don't have a body. they position us against each other like chess pieces; vying for male attention we don't even need.
and i can be an authority on this unless you think i'm fat and unattractive. when i am pretty and thin, i'm an activist. when i am just a normal person who makes a good point: i am immediately dismissed. nobody fucking believes you if you're not seen as attractive. you literally lose value. you cease to exist.
but the whole time, it feels like - is anyone actually grounded the fuck in reality? the line of "pretty and thin" keeps shifting. nobody seems to understand what "a normal weight" even looks like, because it's not something that exists - you cannot tell a person's health by looking at their body. even if you think you could tell that, even if you're sure a person is dangerously overweight - people are not your dolls. they do not need to be dressed up or displayed properly to soothe your aesthetics. you aren't concerned for them, you're stealing their agency. you don't get to say if they're "allowed" to take pictures and post them on the internet - you don't get to tell them how to exist.
people hide behind "the obesity epidemic" without any actual qualifications. they crow things about "normalizing unhealthiness".
but it's bullshit. i have visible abs. there is a pair of parallel lines on my body, even when i'm relaxed; where my obliques meet my abdominal wall. i am proud of this because it means i'm strong, because i overcame an eating disorder only to be ripped as fuck. it is genetic and physical luck that i even get any definition, i'm pleased as punch.
but it does mean that my abdominal wall sticks out a little bit. the other day i posted a video of myself dancing, and, for a moment, my shirt slipped. you could see a little bit of my stomach. i was cartwheeling to the floor. moments before this, i'd had my foot over my head.
a guy slid into my DMs. a row of vomiting emojis prefaced: you should really lose some weight before you think about dancing.
i stared at it for a long time. there was a time when i would have been triggered by this, where it would have encouraged me to starve myself. i would have ignored the fact i'm flexible, agile, good at jumping: i would have lost the weight for a stranger's passing comment. i would have found myself and my body fucking disgusting.
and for what? to please what? because why? so that he can exist in this world without an unchallenged eyeball? what would my self-hatred even accomplish? usually i write paragraphs. obviously. on this particular occasion, in this body i've been at war with for ages: i just felt exhausted.
it shouldn't be even worth saying. it shouldn't be hard to explain. all of this emotional turmoil when he cannot even comprehend the most basic truth: i am not an object on display for him.
#spilled ink#writeblr#warm up#like if im getting fatshamed. babe......... wake up#is there fat on my body? yes :)#btw this behavior wouldn't be okay even if I WAS overweight!!! that is my point!!!#it is both that people have no idea what weight is supposed to look like#and even if they DID... they do not seem to understand that PEOPLE ARE NOT DOLLS#YOU DO NOT GET TO TELL THEM HOW TO EXIST#if you respond anything akin to ''but raquel there IS an obesity epidemic''#you're blocked and reported.#go fucking DONATE TO A FOOD BANK THEN. volunteer in a food desert. start a free fitness program#GO GET A DEGREE AS A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL AND PRACTICE IN NUTRITION IN UNDERPRIVILEDGED LOCATIONS#FIGURE OUT HOW TO LOWER FOOD COSTS. FIGURE OUT HOW TO NORMALIZE AND STANDARDIZE#ACCESS TO FARM-FRESH FOOD. PROVIDE ACTUAL FREE ACCESS TO OUTSIDE ACTIVITIES#FIGURE OUT HOW TO TEACH PEOPLE HEALTHY CHOICE MAKING WHILE ALSO LOWERING THE COST OF MEALS.#THE AVERAGE GROCERY BILL OF THE AMERICAN CITIZEN HAS QUADRUPILED IN THE LAST YEAR.#SHUT. THE FUCK. UP!!!!!!!!!#you don't want to help these people!!!!!#you want to bully them but still feel like a good person!#you want to be justified in your hatred of an entire CLASS of people!!!#you don't give a fuck about how it makes them feel!!!!#you care ONLY about whether or not YOU get to VIRTUE SIGNAL that YOURE so thin and pretty!!!!#it is BECAUSE of people like you#and the fact you tolerate fatphobia - BECAUSE of that normalization. that men like the one who called me fat#feel like they can get away with it.#bc there's a line for you where you WOULD be okay with it. where if i WASNT thin you'd be okay with it.#which means the line can always be pushed in a certain direction. and it's always going to appeal to male aesthetics.#''well you didn't deserve it'' maybe fucking NOBODY does babe. maybe we should just all agree not to comment on ppls bodies!!
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#this is a girlblog#girlblogging#just girly things#this is what makes us girls#girlhood#lana del rey#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#hell is a teenage girl#female manipulator#daddy's good girl#female rage#manipulate manifest masturbate#coquette angel#hold me#angelcore#angel dust#angelic#coquette dollete#dont leave me#block dont report#attachment issues#summertime sadness#sadgirl#girly stuff#girls just want to have fun#never let me go#girl interrupted#glitter#i need him#i need to lose so much weight
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TW: discussion of something approximating suicidal tendencies but with the usual crack programming of this blog
âAh, High General Winduâ, says Fox, pleasantly. âSo we meet again.â
High General Windu raises an unimpressed eyebrow at him, Fox thinks, though itâs getting hard to tell with all the blood rushing to his head. âIf I let you go, will you try to throw yourself out of another window?â
Fox makes a vague shrugging motion - or tries to, anyways. Itâs hard to tell where any of his limbs are going, hanging upside down in the air as he is. âI am willing to discuss terms.â A bridge will do just fine.
Impossibly, the High Generalâs eyebrows climb even further up his forehead. âA compromise, then, esteemed Commander.â And so, he righths Fox the head way up in the air, but leaves him floating just above the ground, at which point several painted shells come skidding around the corner followed by billowing robes and screeches.
âWHATâ, says Kote, calmly, âTHE BANTHA-KARKED, FORCE-LOVING KRIFF, FOX.â
âYouâll short out your helmet micâ, Fox advises him, sagely. Fondly, he thinks back to decimating his own on only his second time in the newly-christened official Coruscant Guard Scream Closet. Heâd just received the comm about the Zillo Beast being transported to 000, and made sure to take his bucket off thereafter to improve the quality of his closet time.
High General Winduâs face does something complicated between sympathy and constipation.
Because the Galaxy doesnât hate Fox enough already and Cody wasnât enough on his own, Wolffe elbows his way through their batch to plant himself in front of him, shoulders squared and shaking with repressed rage. âIf you try that again, dickheadâ, he begins, in a low growl that quite frankly sounds more cringe that intimidating, âIâm going to resurrect you and then kill you again.â
âAh, Wolffeâ, Plo Koon says, in his deep, shivery timbre, âRemember our conversations about effective conflict resolution and communication of needs?â
Wolffeâs eyes narrow at Fox, because all non-Guard are sweet summer children who walk around buckets off on 000 like absolute lunatics. Fox prays they never have to find out why thatâs a bad idea. âI feelâ, his oriâvod presses out between clenched teeth, âthat if you make me watch you throw yourself out of another window, Iâm going to jump after you and strangle you on the way down, you little bitch.â
âThatâs fairâ, says Fox, and watches High General Kenobi bury his face in his hands. Wolffe twitches in place and makes an aborted groaning noise, the hypocrite.
âExcuse me, High Marshall Commander Fox, but I fail to see whatâs so dire about this situation that the Jedi High Council and your brothers cannot help you solveâ, says Windu, the only sane one left on this Force-forsaken bloated corpse of a planet. Behind the gaggle of Jedi and oriâvode already gathered in front of Fox, the rest of them come veering around the corner in a commotion thatâs quite frankly embarrassing. High General Yoda is mounted on Skywalkerâs back like heâs a race-Eopie, which is Foxâ only consolation.
He got up this morning at 0300, bleary-eyed and with a pounding headache as always, and all was right in the world. And then Fox got called into the Jedi High Councilâs chambers and was ceremoniously informed that in the wake of Chancellor Palpatineâs unfortunate demise (hah), and through the emergency state of the Senate, as well as several invented promotions foisted on Fox to make the delegation of any and all paperwork less shady, he was now next in the chain of command and-
Well, Fox is the acting Chancellor, in short.
Haha, he had said, and been meet with several seconds of silence, until it got both awkward and exceedingly painful. Wait, heâd said. Youâre kriffing serious.
Kriffing serious, we are, had said High General Yoda, and thus Fox launched himself out the first best window with a maniacal cackle of, youâll have to catch me first!
And catch him, High General Windu sure did.
âThe will of the Force this isâ, Yoda interrupts Foxâ train of thought. He scans him thoughtfully from beneath his wizened brow, and hems to himself. âShake things up, this will. Determine the fate of the Galaxy, this shall. A feeling, I have, that a good Chancellor you will make. A better one, hmmm.â
âThatâd be high praise, if not for the fact that a dead lemming would make for a better Chancellor than the last oneâ, says Fox, drawing and indignant gasp from Skywalker. He doesnât bother with either that or the green goblinâs cackle, lost in the deep sense of resignation that settles over his shoulders like a suffocating blanket.
âAlright, then, get me Thorn on the comm. As my first act in office, Iâm firing all the Jedi. No offense, but youâre kind of a disaster. Then, someone get me to the Chancellorâs office, Iâm calling Dooku to let him know the warâs off. And please get me Judicial, theyâll be up all night working on my datafolders - Iâm having the Senate arrested.â
âWho - is - arresting - â, Bly pants, hands on his knees from where heâs just come sprinting around the corner with his Jedi.
Underneath his bucket, Fox smiles a smile thatâs all teeth. âThe Senateâ, he says, sweetly, wondering if heâs just imagined the shiver thatâs gone through the room. âIâm suing the Senate, and taking them all into temporary custody for abuse of sentient rights.â
#commander fox#corrie guard deserves better#sw tcw fic idea#look fox has been planning this coup for a while okay he just needed to adjust and get over the initial reaction of Fuck No#if theyâre sentient enough for their signatures to have authoritative quality on military reports and to be promoted to chancellor on a#technicality then theyâre sentient enough for everything to be victims of systemic oppression and abuse#fox still does not want this position and will yeet it the literal second bail organa isnât watching his step religiously#a custody battle ensues between Corries and GAR oriâvode for who grts to tackle him (affectionate)#it is solved by getting a bigger room so they can all do it at once#thorn makes a point of jamming his elbow in some soft places. cody and co are disgruntled but accepting of this#he has a bit of a point admittedly and wolffe has to promise not to threaten murder again#plo makes him go to another Effective Interpersonal Communication Seminar (itâs the fifth that year)#anakin is initially outraged on padmeâs behalf but she could literally not be happier#fully supportive of being arrested in the name of Foxâ Good#we can still do book club though right she asks. visiting hours donât apply to chancellor probably#fox shrugs. itâs his next act as chancellor#count dooku: live slug reaction#the systemic issues fuelling the war cannot be solved with a phone call but in absence of someone with two braincells to rub together#the whole thing loses steam and strategy steadily#look it was always a sham that house of cards of a republic/confederacy was waiting to be blown over by literally any light breeze#general grievous implodes from pure rage. legend has it his last word was KENOBAAYYYYY. wipes away tear#thorn laughs so hard when he hears all this he cracks a rib#another day another post of utter nonsense#ponds makes sure to give his foxâika a hug as soon as heâs floated down bcs ponds is the best#which is why he didnât get it in the last ficlet for anyone wondering#the only functional one#much like mace windu
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stone ocean i love you.. i miss you....
#jojo's bizarre adventure#jjba#stone ocean#jolyne cujoh#ermes costello#foo fighters jjba#weather report jjba#narciso anastasia#emporio alnino#the year 2030#myart#finished watching it over again like a week and half ago w my parents and im like man..... its so so good :')
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The new dating feature... What to expect?
(Apart from disapointment, of course)
Disclaimer: I only bought this because I had a lot of Google Play points, so I could shave a looooooooooot of the total price, but my condolences to anyone who doesn't live in the US because it's a lot more expensive in another regions... Including mine, of course
Disclaimer 2: I'm not telling you what to do with your money, this Is my personal opinion. If you are planning in buying this, do whatever idc, but since a lot of people are having doubts, I felt that I might as well tell everyone what Is this about.
So yeah... Since they announced the new feature, I knew It either would cost real money, It just sounded too good to be true, but I didn't expect to cost $29.99? Almost $37 in my country currency, a total scam, really.
But to be fair to them, this Is a bundle that comes with 300 DP, and considering the price of 280 DP, it's almost like you get the ticket for "free", right?? At least that's how Solmare probably thought It would look like, but the reality Is that the common player will see this bundle and just think that this ticket cost 30 fucking dollars (just look at the comments of Twitter and the tag Right now). In my opinion, just separate the DP and the ticket, and have the bundle as an special offert If you want. Remember that selling stuff Is also about framing... Most players that were planning on buying this might not be planning on buying the DP (like myself, I don't buy DP unless it's on special offerts) so the only thing people like that will think Is that "why this ticket costs that much?"
But what you get in the actual event, you might ask? The trailer was vague as hell in my opinion, and that's an instant red flag in my radar, especially for that spicy art that came with it
For a ticket date you get:
A 1min call
A 10min storyline (not fully voiced, apart from certain lines in the las part of the storyline)
A Majolish background with the date art
The event starts with you calling you boy of preference (in this case, I choose Mammon) to invite him to a date, the call ends and you get a 10min storyline. The premise of the Mammon's date Is that MC has won tickets to Phantom Park, and then Mammon & MC get involved to a game of tag to win a price. Then couple shennigans happen, blah blah blah.
The Story Is... Not bad? I found It rather cute actually, it's romantic and at least they make It explicit that Mammon & MC aré actually dating, but again, this could very well have been in a Devilgram, it's not worth the 30 dollars Solmare expects you to pay tbh. Just tip your favorite fanfic author and call It a day
The last segment Is the one they show in the trĂĄiler, with Mammon getting out of the shower
In this scene, some lines are voiced, and tbh, If the actual story was like this, It almost miiiight be worth It (not the full price, but at least something). But as now? Save your money people, I wouldn't really recommend It.
The only way I would recommend buying It it's If you're already planning on buying the 280 DP offert, or you have a lot of coupons/GPP so you don't pay full price lol, but If you like Lucifer (or Asmo) just do yourself a favor and buy the ASMR. At least, that's what I think
#obey me#obey me nightbringer#post0400#hasta aqui mi reporte joaquin#like I said. I was planning in doing a mini-review of the feature when it launched but I didn't expect to actually be this expensive...#it's really dissapointing. I said this as someone who doesn't mind paying for mobile games. but honestly just a total skip#hope at least they reconsider the price because the feature as this price it's simply not worth that kind of money#just buy a full dating sim for switch/steam at that point#I never buy the 240 DP ofert so it's not appealing to me. and I know this is a busisness but you have to think of the optics#of how the common user is going to look at this. and looking at the tag right know and the comments on Twitter. it's not looking good#but if Solmare thinks they can survive of whales alone. then whatever I guess
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