#and a dune player

[lacrymosa-91]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Dune - All Media Types, Dune (Movies - Villeneuve) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Paul Atreides/Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen Characters: Paul Atreides, Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen, Jessica (Dune), Margot Fenring Additional Tags: alternative universe, Cousin Incest, Incest, Size Kink, Breeding, Feminization, Porn with Feelings, Porn with some plot if you squint, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Bottom Paul Atreides, Top Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen, Ballet Dancer!Paul Atreides, Basketball Player!Feyd-Rautha Harkonenn, Car Sex, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, This author is horny for massive viking Feyd and tiny princess Paul, This author has some regrets but the horny won so here we are, Dirty Talk, Dirty Talking Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen Summary:

In all honesty, it is Paul’s fault entirely. He had been the one to say he didn't need this. He had been the one to tell Feyd to keep his distance in the first place. He'd also been the one to let prickly arousal and irrational impatience win over the meagre boundaries they had.

As if what they had done two years ago wasn’t fucked up enough already, Paul just had to make it that much worse. He really is unredeemable.

In his defence he'd had a pretty shitty day, alright?

[wolf-saint]

"I see a holy war spreading across the universe like unquenchable fire."

[syringa]

Travis last night!!!

[michael-pemulis]

Okay going to ask another one - tell me #8 wasn't a flop

8. The Player of Games by Iain M Banks

this one was a winner! I inherited a physical copy from a friend with a serious scifi kick (not something I’ve read much of in the past), and I really enjoyed this book and was glad to learn there are so many more in the series! the characters were fun and unique, especially the drones, and the settings of the culture and of azad are incredibly cool. I was also really impressed with iain m banks’s ability to give the impression of very complicated games without needing the reader to actually learn the rules or follow exact moves. my only gripe was that the story didn’t spend much time in the culture, but as previously mentioned there are many more books in the series which do. I also like that the books in the series share a setting but can be read in any order, depending on what sounds interesting. I’ve read another book in the series since and would like to continue, and I think this was a great entry point!

[eruscreaminginthedistance]

Just catching up on Summer Game Fest. Who thought a Dune MMO would be a good idea? I just watched the trailer and am bamboozled by the whole concept.

"What if Jessica had a daughter?" She would get married to Feyd Rautha and have a monster baby the end

"This is the only good timeline" directly contradicts the concept of the books, in which canon timeline is the closest anyone will get to a good option

But the main thing is that you're making an MMO out of an IP in which worldbuilding was NOT a priority for the creator. The logic of the world doesn't make sense, Herbert didn't really need to elaborate on how the scope or impact of anything work, how the tech works, anything like that. The stuff that holds the world of Dune together are rubber bands made of themes, introspection, and drugs. So rather than developing a tightly controlled linear story, Funcom are opting for placing the world front and centre in a game that will need updated content, seemingly restricted to Arrakis. It just feels like not the right direction to doing the books any justice.

Also I guess we'll just breeze past "the only good timeline is the one where we finished the job and exterminated all the Fremen" like!!!! Okay!!!!

[corsair-princess-nenime]

Imagine + Nenime Irulan

NENULAN?!

As we know, Irulan Corrino is the daughter of the emperor and the historian meta-narrator of the events of DUNE

Of course, NENULAN CORRINO IS A NAUGHTY SPACE SPICE-PIRATE RAIDING AROUND THE UNIVERSE IN HER STOLEN HEIGHLINER WITH HER LOYAL NENDAUKAR (neni sardaukar)

[from-mars-to-venus]

telling my literary agent my project is like “Studio Ghibli meets the Legend of Zelda” before they open their mouth and a torrent of a million tiny knives shoot out at me, perforating my body endlessly and turning me into oozing Swiss cheese

[randomprojectsbeforeidie]

Heyooooooo friends, I'm back! New Year was great, end of the year vacation was great, I got to rest, I got to reflect, it was awesome!

Now I'm back to my random projects!

I don't know if you remember, but I had two big projects that I started at the end of last year: 1. To study and be knowledgable about my field like Wade Watts (from "Ready Player One"), and 2. To become combat ready like a Bene Gesserit (from "Dune").

Well, I had a break, and now it's time to go back to those! And yes, they are part of my New Year goals.

So, number 1: to be educated like Wade Watts. I gotta study. But, in order to measure my progress, I gotta keep track of stuff, and have a goal to walk towards! This year, I tried to set a modest goal: by the end of the year, I gotta have more days in which I studied (even if just half an hour) than those in which I did not.

So, I actually gotta have 184 of study! And that's how I wanna track that.

I made a Google Sheet on my Drive to track that. Today, I studied half an hour (did Anki exercises). That's ok, I'm getting back on track, gotta start small!

So, up to know, the number of days I have studied is 4 out of 184. Which, in my calculations, amounts to 2.18% of my goal. Here we go!

Number 2: to be combat ready like a Bene Gesserit.

Ok, truth time. I'm obese. I weighted myself at the beggining of the year and I weighed 85,5kg. To a 1,53m girl, that's... quite a lot.

Not happy about it. It's affecting my mobility (me knee hurts constantly) and it's affecting my health (I got altered glicose levels). To be frank, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be a good opponent to a Bene Gesserit right now, combat traning be damned.

So, tomorrow, I'll tell you guys my plan to get to that point!

For now, goodnight! Gotta sleep!

[fivestoriesfallingg]

next order of business is getting a radio put in my car

[billcarden]

i need a fun cd player

[tinynavajoreads]

I’ve read Dune, Ender’s Game, The Martian, Ready Player One, and Fahrenheit 451. More than I expected!

[whovian223]

Blog in Review - 2024

Blog in Review - 2024 (and love to @thebrdgmschronicle.bsky.social @cliosboardgames.bsky.social @playersaidblog.bsky.social @thing12games.bsky.social @heavycardboard.bsky.social @zillablitz.bsky.social @lampshade124.bsky.social @danthurot.bsky.social)

Happy New Year, everybody! I hope you had a safe and happy New Year’s Eve celebration last night, or at least just spent the changeover with your loved ones. Some of you may even have been asleep! As I did last year and for the five years previous (really, that long?), I wanted to do a bit of a retrospective for my gaming and this blog, letting you now some of the highlights, the stats, and…

[varjopeura]

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[awanderingtortoise]

love the bene gesserit. they're out there girlboss gatekeep gaslighting for 90 generations, perfectly and meticulously masterminding every political player of the universe into sexy times to create the Ultimate Manwhore and after ALL OF THAT. ALLLL OF THAT?

Dune timeline hits. we're here! we've done it! Our two greatest prospects!! Kwisatz Haderach! At last! And it's just fucking Kinky and Twinky over here like oh ok nice going I guess

[blu3jae]

There’s nothing like a 3 am conversation with your best friend, that ends in deciding that a character from a campaign you’re playing DEFINITELY wears crop tops in canon.

[zegrasdrysdale]

Can you write about Nico dating a really famous actress, she is in House of the Dragon and in Dune, and now she is doing the press tour for the movie so she hasn't seen Nico in a while so to surprise him she goes to the stadium series and is at the family skate with him holding hands and being cute the whole time, so Nico is asked about their relationship the press conference after the game and he answered the question being a proud boyfriend, please? I love your writing

[ press pause ] n. hischier

paring : Nico Hischier x fem!reader

summary : after being away for a few months filming and doing press for her projects, (Y/N) surprises boyfriend Nico at family skate before the Stadium Series

warning(s) : one suggestive comment but other than that, cute and fluffy

author’s note : this request has been sitting in my drafts bc i wasn’t very proud of it but i decided to let it see the light of day bc i miss the stadium series. pls lmk what y’all think (the entire press conference is completely made up for the sake of the fic btw)

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She needed a vacation by the time her tour ended in New York City. It’s exhausting doing a multi-month press tour for a show that wasn’t coming out until the summer. She knows she’ll have to go on another one anyway while the season is airing on HBO.

The idea didn’t enter her mind until she saw a billboard on the highway going into New York. It advertises the two NHL Stadium Series games that are happening in a few days.

When the games were announced a few months ago, she was already booked on the press tour for season two of House of the Dragon. Nico wanted her to come to the game against the Flyers but she wasn’t sure if she’d be in the area to go.

Turns out, she is. Since she’s in the area, she decides to surprise her captain boyfriend at family skate.

Cat Toffoli worked closely with a designer to make some jackets for the wives and girlfriends of the players for the Stadium Series. She even made sure to make one with a “13” on it, just in case.

She’s happy that she gets to put the jacket to use since she’s surprising Nico at family skate. Pressing pause on her press tour to support her boyfriend in what’s one of the most important games of his life was the best idea she’s had in a while. It’s been a long time since she has laced up the skates Nico bought her when they first got together during the 2021-2022 season. Tonight seems a good time.

An Uber takes her from her shared apartment with Nico in Hoboken to MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford once she's in something that she can comfortably skate in, which ends up being leggings, a red shirt, and her jacket that Cat had made for her. She grabs one of Nico's beanies out of the endless pile in his closet just in case her head gets cold.

She gets more excited the closer she gets to the football field turned hockey rink. She shakes with excitement when the Uber pulls into the player parking lot.

Cars are parked all over the place. She recognizes most of the cars that are parked. The Devils get the ice tonight for practice and family skate.

With her jacket wrapped tight around her and a duffel bag holding her skates, she heads in the back entrance. She shows her ID to the security guard, who gives her special credentials so everyone knows she’s allowed there and is allowed onto the ice.

She’s already late so she could pull off this surprise. All of the players and their families are out on the ice. With quick feet, she makes her way onto the field. Her duffel bag slung over her shoulder as she rushes to the rink.

As soon as she reaches the bench, someone tells, “Nice of you to join us!” She sits down so she can change into her skates. Jack skates by with a smile on his face. “He’s been hoping that you’d show up.”

Her eyes scan the ice to find her boyfriend. She finally is able to spot him as he skates over to her. Jack skates off and Nico takes his spot.

When her laces are tied, she stands up and Nico helps her over the boards. “You’re here?” he asks as she gains her balance on her skates. “I thought you were traveling today.”

“Decided to press pause so I could be here for you,” she tells him. “Wanted to support my boyfriend after all the supporting you’ve done for me.” Nico flashes his dimpled smile at her.

She takes in his appearance. He’s in full gear with his red practice jersey since they did practice before the families came onto the ice. He has on his Devils beanie with the pompom on top of his head. The eye black he has on his cheeks looks good.

Nico takes her hand and loosely laces their fingers. “I’m glad you came,” he says. “It wouldn’t have been the same if you weren’t here.”

“Your dad and sister came though,” she replies as Nico begins to skate backwards. He pulls her along and she manages to keep her balance by holding his hands. “I’m sure it would’ve been okay if I wasn’t able to come.”

He pulls her closer to him so her chest is pressed against his gear on his chest. Nico’s hands rest on her waist to make sure she doesn’t fall. “You’re the most important person in my life, schatzi,” he tells her. “It wouldn’t have been the same. I promise”

She smiles up at him.

Out of the corner of her eye, he notices all the cameras on the two of them. She’s not even surprised. She’s one of the world’s most known actresses and he’s the captain of the Devils. Reporters are probably getting all the pictures they can get.

Nico doesn't let go of her hand. He makes sure their fingers are locked the entire time she's on the ice.

It's easy to forget the world around her when she skates with Nico. She's so focused on Nico and Nico is so focused on her that it feels like they're the only two people in the world despite multiple pairs of eyes being on them and a bunch of cameras trained on them.

There's only a few minutes left of family skate when Nico decides that it would be a good idea to spin his girlfriend. When she's on the toe pick of her skates, because Nico thought it would be smart to get her figure skating skates, he grabs her hand and spins her around.

"Nico!" she gasps as she spins right into his arms. He wraps his arms around her waist "You can't just do that without warning me. What if I fell?"

He laughs against her ear. "You know I'll always have you," he tells her. "You would think that you'd be able to skate on your own by now."

She shakes her head as Nico kisses the swell of her ear. The smile that forms on her lips is involuntary since she's trying to be mad at Nico. "I don't think you understand that I skate maybe three times a year," she sighs. "My job doesn't involve skating like yours does."

Nico smiles and she looks up at him. "Have I ever told you how good you look on skates?" he asks. "Because this look does it for me. Hope you know that."

With a gentle shove from her, Nico backs away but always makes sure to keep a hand on her so she doesn't fall.

"You are so lucky that I love you," she says to Nico as she carefully turns to face him.

He hums and playfully rolls his eyes before he slides his hands up to cup her cheeks. His fingers are freezing, but she quickly pushes that thought out of her head when Nico pulls her in for a soft kiss. She can't help but smile as she returns the kiss.

It's very rare for Nico to show this type of affection in public let alone at a Devils event. They're both very shy about their relationship when it comes to the public eye, but sometimes a moment overwhelms them and they can't help it.

Like this moment. Center ice on the Stadium Series rink.

She wraps her arms around his waist for a little extra security. The last thing she wants to do right now is fall on her butt. She can hear all the snaps of the cameras the longer their lips are connected.

Nico breaks the kiss and smiles at her. She reaches up and pokes his dimple, which gets a laugh out of Nico.

"Alright, Dimple Lover," he says with a smile. "Let's go. I feel gross and sweaty. I need to shower."

"As long as I can join you if you decide to shower at home."

"We're going home right now."

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

From the moment Nico scored on Sam Ersson thirty seconds into the game, she's been on her feet. It set the pace for the rest of the game. The Devils scored two goals every period, and Nico himself scored two goals on the night.

East Rutherford is on fire in the stands. They're cheering. It gets even louder when Nico is being interviewed by Emily Kaplan on a live mic and he says, "Thanks for showing up. It was fucking amazing- sorry."

He has the cutest smile on his face and waves at the crowd around him. The smile she already had on her face grows impossibly bigger.

When Nico heads down the tunnel to get out of his gear, she heads down to stand outside the media room so she can catch Nico before he goes in and does his post-game comments.

She's liking pictures of her and Nico from yesterday on Instagram. She replies to some of her mentions on Twitter. She even posts one of the pictures of her and Nico from yesterday when they were on the ice at family skate. Almost immediately, it begins blowing up on every single social media platform like her posts usually do when she posts Nico.

Minutes after she posts the picture, Nico comes walking down the stairs that lead to the hallway. He's back in Sopranos outfit, sans the jacket. The white tank hugs his body and shows off his arms. The cut he has under his eye completes the look.

Nico spots her before he turns into the media room. He says that he'll be in the room in a second. Then he walks over to his girlfriend.

"Hi, handsome," she says with a smile on her face. "Nice goals. Oh, I like this outfit too."

He leans down and steals a kiss. "Those goals were for you, schatzi," he whispers to her as he tucks her hair behind her ear. "I had to show off for my girl."

She smiles up at him and he mirrors it.

"Nico, we need you in here," someone says. "Nate's ready to go."

Nico nods and looks into the room. "Want to come watch?" he asks. "I'm sure they wouldn't mind."

With a nod, the two of them head into the room.

The reporters buzz as Nico walks up to the table to sit with Nate and she makes her way to an empty seat among the reporters. The woman she sits next to has a moment of panic and realization of who she is as the press conference gets underway.

One of the reporters in the front row asks, "Nate, was that celly after your goal planned?"

Nate laughs and nods. "Yeah, actually," he replies. The reporters in the crowd laugh. "Chris and I sat down and planned out a couple of different cellys just in case either of us scored. I happened to be the one to score, twice."

"Speaking of two goals, Nico," another reporter begins to say. "How do you feel after those goals you scored? Effing amazing?"

Nico smiles. "Yeah, it felt good, without the addition of another word that shouldn't have been said on live television," he replies with a very light laugh. "No, it feels good to score two goals coming off the All Star break. Took some time off, skated and worked on what I needed to, and, uh, I'm ready to have a good second half of the season."

They make eye contact and she smiles at him. One of the reporters notices that Nico's smile has gotten softer. "So, your goals have nothing to do with the fact that your girlfriend was here all weekend?" a third reporter asks.

"The fact that she was able to take time out of her incredibly busy schedule to be here means a lot to me, yeah," Nico says. "Being able to score a couple goals was me telling her that I was happy she was here."

"So it doesn't bother you that her presence this weekend has made multiple headlines and occasionally overshadowed the game?"

Nico scans the crowd and finds the reporter that asked the question. "I have never once thought that her being here this weekend overshadowed the game," he replies. "I am more than happy to have her here. If she makes a view headlines then oh well. She's one of the world's most well known and talented actresses, and I am proud to be her boyfriend. If that means that some of the attention is off of me then okay."

She smiles and bites her bottom lip as she watches Nico while he and Nate finish up the press conference with questions about the game.

One of the things she's always been worried about was completely overshadowing Nico and his career with hers. Now that she knows that he's proud of her accomplishments.

As soon as Nico is done, he makes a beeline right for her. She opens her mouth to say something but Nico quickly cuts her off with his lips. She giggles into the kiss and wraps her arms around his neck.

Cameras click around them but she doesn't care. Neither does Nico if he meant what he said.

"Nico," she laughs as she breaks the kiss. "This is your day. Enough about me. Stop making me a headline by kissing me in front of the cameras."

He smiles. "I don't care," he tells her. "I'll kiss you in front of a million cameras."

She shakes her head and pushes his hair out of his face. "You are insane," she tells him.

"You love it."

"I do."

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