#and a cat named blitzcrank

[viktorcultist]

I love gay jealous pining as much as the next guy, but the peak jayvik dynamic is desperate-for-approval jayce chasing i-dont-deserve-love viktor, where the solution is not necessarily romance but rather both of them developing self-esteem & intrinsic senses of belonging that dont depend on each other

men becoming emotionally secure is peak thank u

[patheticjayce]

I love it when there's a cat named Blitzcrank. I think it's a perfect name for a cat.

[bringthekaos]

I keep seeing the Blitzcrank situation as a custody battle. Because Blitz is made from hextech, and Viktor loses all of his rights to it. Even the things HE made. So i keep seeing like two parents fighting over a child.

Jayce: 'It's My resources, MY brand, MY right to it!'

Viktor:' I made them, I cared for them, I named them, they are staying with me, you're ain't getting shit!'

Blitz in the background just tired of this drama, they just wanna go pet cats and poros

OMG you’re so right.

Reminds me of that couple sorting beanie babies at their divorce hearing. But instead of beanie babies it’s a nine foot tall fully conscious automaton who’s just standing there like

[machine-herald-archive]

Blitzcrank Skinlines

Rusty Blitzcrank

Goalkeeper Blitzcrank

One of the all time greatest keepers for Chaos FC, Blitzcrank has finally taken their place in the Sports Hall of Fame. Their image rests proudly with the likes of Volleyball Dragon, Women's Tennis Scuttle Crab, and Badminton Baron Nashor.

Boom Boom Blitzcrank

Their fists are named “boom” and “boom,” proving that robots are a perfect facsimile of human life.

Piltover Customs Blitzcrank

Your robot's legs were busted, so we replaced them with a vintage '32 hot rod, and eight-cylinder external mounted coal engine. Plus we painted flames on his fists. The flames cost extra.

Definitely Not Blitzcrank

I, not a robot.

iBlitzcrank

Built as household assistance automata, thousands of iBlitzcranks were corrupted by Program during a routine software update. With their human owners oblivious to this fact, they continue to help, waiting patiently for the time their new command lines are initiated.

Riot Blitzcrank

A Riot Games skin obtained by either meeting a Rioter or attending an official Riot event in 2013.

Battle Boss Blitzcrank

A boss hailing from a popular science fiction shooter, Blitzcrank is well known in the gaming community for cheap mechanics, powerful attacks, and a massive health pool. Veigar fittingly made them the gatekeeper of his personal fortress, because Veigar hates fun.

Lancer Rogue Blitzcrank

An ancient sentinel corrupted by mysterious black lightning, Rogue Lancer Blitzcrank mercilessly crushes provincial armies, destroying entire castles with kings still on their thrones. What caused its rampage is still uncertain, but for now it seems to be following its dread protocol to the letter.

Lancer Paragon Blitzcrank

A silent protector of the masses, the artificial paladin Blitzcrank was aroused from the earth by a bolt of mysterious white lighting. It now serves all honorable subjects, defending with true and calculated precision.

Witch's Brew Blitzcrank

Once nothing but a simple cauldron, Blitzcrank was enchanted, brought to life in order to assist Miss Fortune in her beguiling bewitchments.

Space Groove Blitzcrank

Blitz and Crank are Cat Planet's fiercest warriors, and work together seamlessly (mostly) to pilot their mech, Blitzcrank. While Crank believes that he can overcome his lack of rhythm with the help of his exuberant copilot, Blitz is�� well… he's busy dancing to his own beat. Together they plan to take over Dog Planet and claim its sunbeams for themselves.

Victorious Blitzcrank

Victorious Blitzcrank was awarded to players who reached Gold or higher in the 2021 season.

Zenith Games Blitzcrank

Originally a bomb defusal robot, Blitzcrank was made a referee because of their ability to make split-second adjustments to stay ahead of the prodigious athletes. Only later did everyone realize that the bot's background made them unusually effective in defusing the intense... disagreements that often arise.

Beezcrank

Beezcrank has a reputation for getting his bee-infantry into sticky situations. Probably because of that giant honey-comb mech-arm.

Wild Rift Exclusive

Cottontail Blitzcrank

They said Blitzcrank was too big to be a bunny, but he’s clearly got the cottontail spirit. He made his own costume, found himself some ears, even made a bunny puppet for his claw-hand. How could anyone say no that? Let him have some fun. He’s as good a cottontail as anybunny.

[nixveilvelvet]

Feliz aniversário Viktor <3

Meu campeão favorito c:

[rukki-lill]

my last braincells decided to team up to make modern!au no one asked about. it seems like i have to capture a ficwriter to realize all my ideas below hehe

— Viktor Novak, 27 y.o. — czech immigrants’ son. childhood in a poor district has taught him a lot — working as a bionic engineer who is developing bionic prosthetic limbs. is it obvious enough that the company’s name is Hextech? — most of the colleagues who has previously teamed with Viktor got a little bit tired of his desire to make every project affordable for people with at least average salary. and then it was Jayce who shared Viktor’s ideas — living with two cats, Blitz and Crank (yes, i used Blitzcrank’s skin as a reference and you can do nothing about it). even though Viktor has a minimalistic lifestyle and doesn’t spent much on his needs and wants, he’s spoiling his fluffy children with toys, treats, and devices  — obsessed with oat milk — likes secretly turning on rock music and sing along when Jayce is out for a lunch. obviously he was caught one day

— Jayce nicetities Talis, 25 y.o. — thanks to patronage by Kiramman family studied in the prestigious private school. had been an outstanding student (and ofc popular with girls and gays) before he sneaked into the school lab with friends at night. while Jayce was doing an experiment for his personal project, one of the friends accidentally caused mini explosion. in the end only Jayce was almost dropped out of school while other guys just got away with it. until the graduation he was bullied by teachers and classmates and called “The Golden boy”, but not in a good way how it used to be. Jayce has mentally recovered only in uni where professors were impressed by his abandoned project and supported his future researches  — fell in love with Viktor since their first meeting in Hextech because damn have you ever seen Viktor?? Jayce was acting like a shy teenager because he was scared to lose their perfect partnership and friendship because of his confession. in the end Viktor mentioned that he would never break up with a friend who’d have an unrequited crush on Viktor. “and well, Jayce, please stop being so obvious and be a farther of my cats”

[varg-squiktor]

League Of Legends Misc Champ Headcanons!! Part 1

(Draven/Sona/Morgana/Soraka/Nami/Viktor/Veigar/Lulu

Draven

100% loses at four in a row against anybody. Darius can't even let the man win because he'll just find ways to doom himself.

Eats the red doritos

He goes on the weezer tags of any social media platform just to harass weezer fans

The contents of his fridge probably have like 3 energy drinks and barely any food

Secretly enjoys Sona's concerts although preferring super loud and audibly cluttered music

Is terribly afraid of yordles and small dogs. He hides behind anyone who's closest to him if a tiny fur creature comes into his line of sight

Sona

Probably likes mint flavored ice cream

Loves video game soundtracks-- Sega games in specific

She goes outdoors and paints the scenery when she's bored

Has a medium sized fish tank that's highly decorated!! All of her fish share names with cartoon characters she likes :)

Her and Lux have sleepovers and bake cookies and watch movies together

Definitely has piano tiles on her phone

Morgana

She loves baking. Like a lot.

Takes in and feeds stray cats.

Hisses back at cats who hiss first

Loves sailor moon villains

Decorates her house with those fake spiderwebs that are only available in the Halloween season (this doesn't matter to her because she buys them in bulk)

Has a baking blog and shared her recipes :)

Soraka

Watches mlp 100%

Would one day love to open a tea or herb shop

Dyes her hair and fur with natural dyes when she feels like it

Has multiple indoor and outside plants

*loves* hosting tea parties.

The one therapist friend

If she had a phone she'd have candy crush on it

Nami

Would carry a journal around with her to write neat things she saw/experienced

Shark-sits for Fizz sometimes

Collects toys/plushies she finds. She brings them out when she explores sometimes

Makes a lot of accessories and jewelry out of miscellaneous items she finds

Makes friends with any little creature

Viktor

Zoe's non-biological father figure

Enjoys making coffee, except he likes his coffee with more milk than.. coffee

Threatens to obliterate people who judge him for making milk coffee

He made Zoe her own room in his house, complete with a huuuge window and specially modified telescope

He sends blitzcrank out to shop for him except blitz can get distracted sometimes and brings home a couple creatures or flowers to bring back to papa viktor

Veigar

Lives in a teeny tiny castle that he made himself :)

whenever he comes across an anthill he tries to give the ants offerings so they'd have a reason to "be ruled" by him

He likes to draw star placements and constellations that he sees

He has a hamster.

Tries stuffing things into his shoes to make him seem taller

Plays magic the gathering with Lulu

He jumps on his bed. No one is there to stop him

Lulu

Loves flowers

Has a bug collection. They aren't dead she just keeps pretty bugs around

She goes out and picks mushrooms with pix's help

Also loves small creatures

Talks to everything like it's living/can talk back