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runa-falls · 1 year ago
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OK LLEWYN IS A FUCKING LOSER -> but he's so unbelievably fuckable i don't even wanna talk about it 😭
nathan bitchman makes me wanna smack him in the face, but in a hate-fuck way. he'd get on my nerves the first 5 mins i'm there 💯
jonathan is breeding kink material but the other way. like we breed him (idk pfftttt) it is what it is.
my last ask reminded me ab the thot i forgot ab lol:
facial hair
**I JUST READ YOUR REPLY AND YOU DON'T LIKE MUSTACHES???? 😭**
uhhh -- well, i write a lot of steven/miguel fics so i don't explore the facial hair aspect of oscar (even though he has the most iconic staches and beards out there) so let's discuss + lemme get you on the 'stache train with me:
Exhibit A: Llewyn Davis
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this hot fucking mess has zero right to look this good. dude was literally on the verge of passing out and/or crying the whole movie. also his beard is way too well kept for him to be homeless.
tell me you wouldn't enjoy the beard burn he'd leave between your thighs or holding onto those cute curls eeee --
Exhibit B: Nathan Bateman
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THIS BALD BITCH (ok -- peek at the vein in his arm...) literally doesn't need to be bald but he probably thinks he's too big-brained™️ for hair or something idk.
he could literally kiss me until my whole mouth area and chin turn red and i wouldn't care 😭. he'd probably be a dick and rub himself all over me just to irritate my skin (i'm sensitive) then tease me ab it after.
let's face it, dude would look magnificent eating ice cream (or dripping with heat as he lifts his face from my -----) uhhh ok next
Exhibit C: Blue Jones
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yeah, he looks like a slut. i mean the porn stache really just staples the word "pimp" onto his forehead. he's definitely more into himself than anyone else and he looks like a class A pervert, but i'd still hit it tho 💀
NEXT!
Exhibit D: Duke Leto and Jonathan Levy
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i put them together bc of their full beards and hair. both give off 'have a family but still ready to fuck' vibes, but jonathan is softer and domestic 🥺
look at those beards and how well they frame his lips, it's like he's FORCING you to look 🫠 AND THE GREEYING HAIRRR EEEEE I NEED
LAST ONE -> EXHIBIT EEEEE: THE FUCKING BEARD HE HAD DURING THE TF PRESS TOUR
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"this is powerful"
"clean shaven 5 days ago" -- ok but why would he say that??? does he wants me to collapse??? does he want to be bitten???
i genuinely lost track of the reasoning behind this ask (i'm sleep deprived and deliriously screaming ab this man) idk if i like facial hair or if it's just irresistible on him...either way i wanna feel it everywhere 😵‍💫
Omg em!! I absolutely adore beards especially Oscar’s!!! It’s the moustache only look that I’m always eek about and yet I still pine after Blue Jones 😂😳
I need to watch Inside Llewyn Davis still, I know I’ve got some catching up to do but his beard does look ridiculously well kept for a homeless guy you’re right.
Nathan Batsman’s beard is something I’m a very open whore about yes to the carpet burnnnnnnn
Jonathan levy is the perfect example of just like… ‘Messy academic hot man that I want to make even more of a mess of’. That’s a type, right? Adore. Esp the greys!!!! I love the fucking greys!!! Father of my children!!!
The god damn TF interviews ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
He said that because he wants you to know that he knows exactly what he says and does to us.
Yes to facial hair especially on Oscar. Just the stache on other men get the fuck away from me 😂
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kathrynmhahn · 2 months ago
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im not joking everyone add my angel by adrianne lenker to their agathario playlists
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todayisafridaynight · 1 year ago
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POV AraSawa React to You Coming Out
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it should be illegal for you to make a funnier post than mine WITH MY OWN CAPS HELP
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respiteresponse · 10 months ago
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HELLO???? can you elaborate?
not really i literally had no idea . . . my mom told me . yesterday . . ummmm . . . . . LIKE IVE SPENT CHRISTMASES WITH THEM LMFOAOOOOO
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beckerboopin · 2 years ago
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KNIGHT HOW DARE YOU POST THIS AS SOON AS I GET TO WORK!!!!! I AM SCA-REAMING!!! I AM KICKING MY FEETS AND SMACKIJG MY DESK WVTBLRHQBFM SHE LOOKS SO GOOOOOOOD!!!!! 💖💗💕💗💖💕💗💕💕💖💕💕💖💗💕💖💗💕💗💕💗💖💕
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art collab with @beckerboopin !!!!!!!!!Grunge!April!!!!!!!!!!! check out their og sketch under the cut
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obscureamor · 4 years ago
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Merry Crisis, bby! 🥺🖤 I love youui
‘crisis’ omg sksjksksj merry christmas babes! i love u too! 🤍
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riricitaa · 3 years ago
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RIRI!!
A KNIVES OUT/FRESH CROSSOVER??!!!
I am frickin sca-reaming!!! Steve Kemp and Ransom Drysdale??!! Oooohhhhhhh I just...I'm just
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I KNOW!!! I didn't even plan it to be honest, I was on twitter and I saw someone with Steve Kemp's profile picture posted a pic of Ransom and I was like damn they look good close and I HAVE TO PUT THEM IN THE SAME FRAME!!
And with both their backstories they're gonna be a perfect match! No need to fix anyone, we'd just enjoy them k wording people together 🤭🤣
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live-laugh-love-lupone · 27 days ago
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SCA REAM ING
oh my god avis in the brown dress with the boobs
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themfchase · 5 years ago
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Raven Unit III: *Update* Me: *SCA-REAMED* I never got the chance to tell you bc whenever I tell an author about their work, I want to perfectly describe everything I love. I did that for your Blindfold series. Raven Unit... omg. Im never one for these war type aus, but I just happened to read it and have completely loved it. This is the first time Ive ever anticipated an update of a series. Im sure Ill message you with reasons it's so good, but I had to at least tell you a little how i feel💜❤
omg ihsdiuahsdiuhasd Thank you so, so, so much! I am a die hard fan of action stories, and after a lot of deliberating over another action one I have I decided to test it out with RU. I am SO glad you like it, It’s a hard one to write, not going to lie, but I have so much fun doing it! <3<3<3 Thank you for the love and the message, I always LOVE receiving them. :( It makes my heart go boom boom. Please, I can’t wait to show you guys what’s coming in this little series! Much love <3
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sorreleater · 6 years ago
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i called my fiancé’s older sister out on being fucking racist last year and she is still so tight about it that she’s refusing to come to her own brother’s wedding because of me like i’m sca-reaming
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musesofthetower · 7 years ago
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from the mun
hello everyone. So while I am back here in the states my mom has asked me to go back through her old garb and sort it out. (garb is SCA fancy talk for costumes and stuff) as most of my fine friends on here are massive costuming fans I thought I might post about it. My mom and I are going to be making costumes and and things over the next few months (that can include high quality cosplay)  [we don’t cut corners, most of the stuff we have that’s in new condition is over 20 years old] So if you’re interested or see me posting pictures of costumes you would like drop me a message and we can discuss. Some of it can be given away, some might be sold, some I might not be allowed to touch. Right now its all medieval era as I said though we are going to be making more. We also have reams (no joke like 6 boxes) of trim for decorating costumes some might be really good for anyone looking to make their own asgardian or dr. strange cosplays.
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cluts · 7 years ago
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i literally can’t wait to go out tonight i haven’t been this excited for anything for so long im gonna sca-ream 
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lilnasxvevo · 7 years ago
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i am SCA-REAMING about “this time the monster’s going to fuck the girl” i was on the phone with meg when i saw that and i said “OH MY GOD” and almost dropped my damn phone
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